how to shitpost lesson nipple: defending EA, I think

I wish you faggots would stop this shit. It's not funny when you do it to GameSpot and it's even less so when you ruin something like the Consumerist. How can I take internet polls seriously now when I know lurking behind every corner is some asspie TF2-addict with Cheetos dust stuck in his pubes just waiting to abuse the fuck out of their 7 proxies? Internet polls are never going to be the same again, and it's all your fault, /v/. If you would just stop acting like immature little babies for one fucking minute you'd realize how stupid and pathetic you really come off as when you do this type of stuff.

>b-b-b-but muh /v/ culture!

Fuck off. You do this because you're looking for validation from some idiot who can barely speak his name to someone when you could be out doing good for some mega-millionaires who I can tell you with absolute certainty are willing to throw a couple thousand dollars your way to praise them on the internet? You might call EA a joke or whatever, but everyone who isn't some self-deluded faggot with '90s nostalgia goggles super-glued to their face recognizes YOU as the laughing stock of the internet.

Go ahead and pat yourselves on the balls for this one. I don't really care. You act like this is some sort of major accomplishment for you faggots when in reality you're just wasting what little time you have left on this Earth because God only knows how soon that impending heart failure is going to strike and render your life a meaningless shitfest devoid of any value or worth. At least the people working at EA have built a legacy for themselves, and all the money that they've earned is going to go toward supporting the many, many generations that are no doubt springing forth from their loins this very second.

tl;dr stay jelly, /v/