[trollmegle] babby sollux???

YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!
▼: When you enter the main room you first see Sollux but something is off. As you step closer you come to see that he is a foot and a half tall almost looking like a wriggler and has been locked inside a cage. He has been shouting for help and shaking the bars for a while it seems because after a moment he fall back on his butt panting tired.
▲: You have no fucking idea what is going on, but at least it ain't that pink text lookin' for a Jane, so you advance on the cage, wondering if it's some kind of trap or something.
▲: "Wwhat the fuck is this shit?" you wonder aloud, going over to the cage and peering through the bars at the wiggler.
▼: Sollux continues to sit there panting tired then looked up at you when you spoke though slightly glare "thiith thhiit ed me gettiing locked iin a cage by eq for thome weiird reathon after wakeiing up liike thiith"
▲: You blink, then squint harder through the bars-- "Captor? Howw the fuck..."
▲: You then decide you don't even want to know.
▼: "ed iif ii even knew ii how ii probably wouldnt be iin thiith meth" his lisp being much heavier then normal he just crosses his arms over his chest a little
▲: You roll your eyes, peering at the cage, and muttering, "Wwell, I should /probably/ let you out..." Once you figure out the lock. And make sure Sollux knows, "I'm fuckin' doin' this outta the kindness a my pump biscuit, you knoww. I ain't gotta let you out."
▼: he sighs "yeah yeah ed ii know ii juth dont wanna be iin here when vriithka cometh back wiith another bag of thpiiterth" that had been his main reason for shouting but getting out was all the same better to him.
▲: You can't help but grin at that thought, though-- "Wwoww, did you piss her off or somethin'? Didn't think she gavve twwo shits about you. Not that any sane troll WWOULD givve a shit about you, pissblood." Gotta let him know his place, even as you let him out, wondering what the bluebloods were up to. Spiders and cages? Seemed kinda unfair when Captor was shrunk down like this, though any tactical advantage in a war...
▼: He pouts a little though tries to hide it "ii diidnt do anythiing fiithbreath thhe jutht thaw me liike thiith then next ii know thpiiterth raiiniing down on me" he ignored the last comment not needing more of a headach then he already had now. Once the cage door was open he simple climbed out and murmured a small "thankth"
▲: "Wwhatevver," you say, shrugging off the thanks. You weren't even really thinking about it-- Sol's just so... small, right now, that it doesn't quite seem properly rival-y to keep up the aggression. "I guess you wwere probably just an easy target, then. Wwonder howw she roped Eq in, though, didn't think he wwas all that into her games..." You muse on this for a moment.
▼: "ii dont thiink thhe diid eq jutht really dont liike me much"
▼: then he just shakes his head looks down ro remove his glasses to rub his eye(s) put the glasses back on before looking back up.
▼: He stares up at you most likely not liking the new height difference still slightly pouting though he doesn't seem to show for what though. His glasses if anyone took a moment to notice were the only things a little big on him and have slid down a little showing again something was a bit off.
▲: You could not really care less-- you don't really tend to stare soulfully into Sollux's eyes-- and suggest, "Noww that you're out, you should go find, like... Kar. Or Kan, she's a jade, she knows about wwigglers, right?" You think you have probably been nice enough to Sollux for the day, for certain douchebaggy levels of "nice".
▲: In fact, now that he's out, you might as well just...
▲: "Get changed back, though, I wwant to havve another match in our duel," you toss back over your shoulder, as you turn in a swirl of cape and scarf and head for the exit.