Jump 051: Metal Gear Solid

>Jump 51: Metal Gear Solid
>Eight of Pentacles, reversed (Undue attention to small details at the expense of the big picture.)
>Age: 27
>Location: Big Shell, 2009
>Identity: R&D Unit (-100)
>Drawbacks: Weirdness Magnet (+200), Chain of Revenge (+600), War Has Changed (0)
I am Jack's sense of dissatisfaction with this lame fucking plot. I will be actively going out of my way to piss off Raiden. We're going to be doing this dance for a good long while.
>CQC (1100)
Hand to hand is always good and is a staple of my chain. CQC is one of the most adaptable hand to hand techniques. I think you can see why I took this.
>I've Got Science (Free, R&D)
Tech for the tech god.
>Box-Tech (900, R&D)
Tech for the ... tech throne?
>A New Age of Warfare (600, R&D)
I think I'm going to use this to build power armor for my power armor. Redundancy!
>Legendary Soldier (300)
This is the Jumper Charisma that someone mentioned to me before, I reckon.
>You Will Forget What Hollywood Taught You (100)
And abilities that speed up teaching things to others are always important. (Just wait until I hit Harry Potter and teach the cast my perks there...)
>Codec (0)
Well, on-board radios are useful. Even if it's just for plot exposition.

"David."
"Who- what are you? How do you--?"
"Not important. What's important is you not dying from Werner syndrome."
"What ... is this really the place or time?! Now that maniac is shooting at the both of us-"
"Oh, right, almost forgot him. One moment - ZA WARUDO! - damn, I love doing that..."
"What. The. Fuck."
"Let's see that nanite-enhanced vampire wannabe survive knives in his everything. ANYWAY! Here, take this, call me when the stupidity blows over, I'm going to go punch President Snake-in-the-grass in his smug face and then track down a senator from Colorado."
"You... WHAT?"
"It'll make sense later, I promise. Say hi to your brother George for me."
". . . Otacon. What the hell just happened?"

"Senator Armstrong."
"Yes? This had better be good."
"Oh, trust me, it will be. You, my friend, are going to make America great again. How do you feel about being President?"