Spicy Boi Keith

Dad - 07/16/2017
((Ethnicity, besides being part cat, I think of him being southern-Korean, the southern part because of his Texas daddy. Sexuality, in my opinion, I think that Keith would probably be pansexual, more focoused on peoples' personalities rather than looks or gender when seeking out a partner, but he'd be pretty damn deep in the closet about it, stubbornly feigning being straight to even his closest of friends. And in case you were wondering why I put Korean, it's because of his Asian ass name, and he's pretty damn white. I actually had the headcanon of Korean Keith before I read Dirty Laundry, believe it or not.
Keith Kogane · 7/16/2017, 10:59:16 PM
This is, uh,
This is
Wow
This is bad
"Asian ass name" Okay, so pretzels is the same?
shomarus - 07/16/2017
"asian ass name and he's pretty damn white"
Genderless Time Fairy - 07/16/2017
oh
hanna - 07/16/2017
kogane isn't a korean name
Genderless Time Fairy - 07/16/2017
hell fic
leo tolstoy - 07/16/2017
yikes
Dad - 07/16/2017
LITERALLY
hanna - 07/16/2017
like
Dad - 07/16/2017
IT'S JAPANESE
FUCKING
hanna - 07/16/2017
have you met a korean in your life
how many of them have two-syllable last names. not that many lol
Dad - 07/16/2017
LEARN HOW BASIC KOREAN SOUNDS??? LEARN WHAT KINDS OF SOUNDS MAKE UP NAMES?
Dad - 07/16/2017
(( I mean, Kogane is actually Japanese (and even then the name isn't confirmed canon), but yeah, Korean Keith is great! ))
Takashi Shirogane · 2017-07-16 23:00:37 · Edit
((I know, but it seems kind of monotonous to have two characters japanese.
Keith Kogane · 7/16/2017, 11:05:43 PM
WHAT
???
WHAT
hanna - 07/16/2017
> doesn't capitalize an ethnicity
shomarus - 07/16/2017
"monotonous"
bone ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง - 07/16/2017
?????????
shomarus - 07/16/2017
THE FUCK
IS WRONG
hanna - 07/16/2017
> only one token each
bone ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง - 07/16/2017
what the FUCK
hanna - 07/16/2017
cööl
all other jews but me get the fuck out no doubles
two or more is monotonous sorry :/
Dad - 07/17/2017
This Bad Keith: I only ship Klance :)
me: What a coincidence :) Didn't see that coming
Genderless Time Fairy - 07/17/2017
wow i could never have seen that coming
Dad - 07/17/2017
If you're expecting Shiro to put up with Keith calling him dad, YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMING, BUD
Genderless Time Fairy - 07/17/2017
"space daddy"
Dad - 07/17/2017
I don't care if they were a diehard Sheith fan, my ass would double up as Allura just for an excuse not to have to deal with that, so thanks for removing the option
You two deserve each other
Dad - 07/17/2017
((Keith is definitely a loner. And once Keith joins the force, he'll probably be friends with everyone? Unless Shiro wants to do half-brother Broganes. Where they realize they share a dad or something.
Keith Kogane/Mayor Mothman · 2017-07-17 01:55:03
I would literally rather die
I would legitimately, actually, factually, in complete and utter seriousness, rather die
This Keith: He's Korean!!! Having two Japanese is boring!!!
This Keith: Can he be brothers with the Japanese guy because Asians Is The Same
Genderless Time Fairy - 07/17/2017
call! him! out!
Dad - 07/17/2017
Done
((I'd be willing to change ethnicity, tho. Just have Keith be Japanese, or have his mom be the Korean one and add Japanese. I'm not trying to be racist, my Japanese friend would beat my ass for that, actually.
Keith Kogane/Mayor Mothman · 7/17/2017, 2:19:37 AM
Ask me about the fucks
I don't give
cici's pizza - 07/17/2017
my black friend
my one black friend
he lets me say n**
Dad - 07/17/2017
((Ehhh I don't mind it! I really enjoy platonic relationships so
Lance McClain/Tiburon Kima · 7/17/2017, 2:19:54 AM
(( No, platonic relationships are good, just not ones where it's assumed that the only two characters who look even slightly alike are related. Anyway. As I mentioned, I'd personally prefer them as just friends. ))
Takashi Shirogane/Allura · 7/17/2017, 2:20:52 AM · Edit
Stop. Fucking. FIGHTING ME ON THIS, JESUS CHRIST.
shomarus - 07/17/2017
nice tokenizing there
Dad - 07/17/2017
me: Here's why I don't like these two related
them: HOW ABOUT IF I BEND OVER BACKWARDS TO MAKE THEM RELATED???
"I'm not trying to be racist"
That sounds
So fucking pathetic
((I mean it's hiiighly unlikely, but also not?
If you think back on how much Keith's dad and Shiro look alike, if ANYTHING! Other than that though yeah, definitely not related via blood.
Lance McClain/Tiburon Kima · 7/17/2017, 2:23:29 AM
((Then again Lotor's design is terrible so yeah I won't base anything on just appearances lmfao
Lance McClain/Tiburon Kima · 7/17/2017, 2:24:18 AM
(( ... Because they both have strong jaws? I don't really see the resemblance, personally, but again, I want to focus specifically on this RP. ))
Takashi Shirogane/Allura · 7/17/2017, 2:24:57 AM · Edit
rubs temples
I'm :ok_hand: this close to pulling the plug but I have to see how this trainwreck will develop
Genderless Time Fairy - 07/17/2017
call yourself a homophobe and leave
Dad - 07/17/2017
((Shrug? Yeah, again, highly unlikely.
Lance McClain/Tiburon Kima · 7/17/2017, 2:25:30 AM
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY
WHAT DID I LITERALLY JUST SAY
shomarus - 07/17/2017
"lotor's design is terrible"
que
Basil 🏺 - 07/17/2017
what design, have we actually seen him do anything yet
besides like turn
Dad - 07/17/2017
There was a trailer released
Anyway
Not the point
anyone: talks shit about my boy
me: :knife: :eyes: Try it, bitch
Dad - 07/17/2017
((Keith is definitely a loner. And once Keith joins the force, he'll probably be friends with everyone? Unless Shiro wants to do half-brother Broganes. Where they realize they share a dad or something.
Keith Kogane/Mayor Mothman · 2017-07-17 01:55:03
I would literally rather die
I would legitimately, actually, factually, in complete and utter seriousness, rather die
This Keith: He's Korean!!! Having two Japanese is boring!!!
This Keith: Can he be brothers with the Japanese guy because Asians Is The Same
Genderless Time Fairy - 07/17/2017
call! him! out!
Dad - 07/17/2017
Done
((I'd be willing to change ethnicity, tho. Just have Keith be Japanese, or have his mom be the Korean one and add Japanese. I'm not trying to be racist, my Japanese friend would beat my ass for that, actually.
Keith Kogane/Mayor Mothman · 7/17/2017, 2:19:37 AM
Ask me about the fucks
I don't give
cici's pizza - 07/17/2017
my black friend
my one black friend
he lets me say n**
Dad - 07/17/2017
((Ehhh I don't mind it! I really enjoy platonic relationships so
Lance McClain/Tiburon Kima · 7/17/2017, 2:19:54 AM
(( No, platonic relationships are good, just not ones where it's assumed that the only two characters who look even slightly alike are related. Anyway. As I mentioned, I'd personally prefer them as just friends. ))
Takashi Shirogane/Allura · 7/17/2017, 2:20:52 AM · Edit
Stop. Fucking. FIGHTING ME ON THIS, JESUS CHRIST.
shomarus - 07/17/2017
nice tokenizing there
Dad - 07/17/2017
me: Here's why I don't like these two related
them: HOW ABOUT IF I BEND OVER BACKWARDS TO MAKE THEM RELATED???
"I'm not trying to be racist"
That sounds
So fucking pathetic
((I mean it's hiiighly unlikely, but also not?
If you think back on how much Keith's dad and Shiro look alike, if ANYTHING! Other than that though yeah, definitely not related via blood.
Lance McClain/Tiburon Kima · 7/17/2017, 2:23:29 AM
((Then again Lotor's design is terrible so yeah I won't base anything on just appearances lmfao
Lance McClain/Tiburon Kima · 7/17/2017, 2:24:18 AM
(( ... Because they both have strong jaws? I don't really see the resemblance, personally, but again, I want to focus specifically on this RP. ))
Takashi Shirogane/Allura · 7/17/2017, 2:24:57 AM · Edit
rubs temples
I'm :ok_hand: this close to pulling the plug but I have to see how this trainwreck will develop
Genderless Time Fairy - 07/17/2017
call yourself a homophobe and leave
Dad - 07/17/2017
((Shrug? Yeah, again, highly unlikely.
Lance McClain/Tiburon Kima · 7/17/2017, 2:25:30 AM
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY
WHAT DID I LITERALLY JUST SAY
shomarus - 07/17/2017
"lotor's design is terrible"
que
Basil 🏺 - 07/17/2017
what design, have we actually seen him do anything yet
besides like turn
Dad - 07/17/2017
There was a trailer released
Anyway
Not the point
anyone: talks shit about my boy
me: :knife: :eyes: Try it, bitch
Dad - 07/17/2017
((Keith is definitely a loner. And once Keith joins the force, he'll probably be friends with everyone? Unless Shiro wants to do half-brother Broganes. Where they realize they share a dad or something.
Keith Kogane/Mayor Mothman · 2017-07-17 01:55:03
I would literally rather die
I would legitimately, actually, factually, in complete and utter seriousness, rather die
This Keith: He's Korean!!! Having two Japanese is boring!!!
This Keith: Can he be brothers with the Japanese guy because Asians Is The Same
Genderless Time Fairy - 07/17/2017
call! him! out!
Dad - 07/17/2017
Done
((I'd be willing to change ethnicity, tho. Just have Keith be Japanese, or have his mom be the Korean one and add Japanese. I'm not trying to be racist, my Japanese friend would beat my ass for that, actually.
Keith Kogane/Mayor Mothman · 7/17/2017, 2:19:37 AM
Ask me about the fucks
I don't give
cici's pizza - 07/17/2017
my black friend
my one black friend
he lets me say n**
Dad - 07/17/2017
((Ehhh I don't mind it! I really enjoy platonic relationships so
Lance McClain/Tiburon Kima · 7/17/2017, 2:19:54 AM
(( No, platonic relationships are good, just not ones where it's assumed that the only two characters who look even slightly alike are related. Anyway. As I mentioned, I'd personally prefer them as just friends. ))
Takashi Shirogane/Allura · 7/17/2017, 2:20:52 AM · Edit
Stop. Fucking. FIGHTING ME ON THIS, JESUS CHRIST.
shomarus - 07/17/2017
nice tokenizing there
Dad - 07/17/2017
me: Here's why I don't like these two related
them: HOW ABOUT IF I BEND OVER BACKWARDS TO MAKE THEM RELATED???
"I'm not trying to be racist"
That sounds
So fucking pathetic
((I mean it's hiiighly unlikely, but also not?
If you think back on how much Keith's dad and Shiro look alike, if ANYTHING! Other than that though yeah, definitely not related via blood.
Lance McClain/Tiburon Kima · 7/17/2017, 2:23:29 AM
((Then again Lotor's design is terrible so yeah I won't base anything on just appearances lmfao
Lance McClain/Tiburon Kima · 7/17/2017, 2:24:18 AM
(( ... Because they both have strong jaws? I don't really see the resemblance, personally, but again, I want to focus specifically on this RP. ))
Takashi Shirogane/Allura · 7/17/2017, 2:24:57 AM · Edit
rubs temples
I'm :ok_hand: this close to pulling the plug but I have to see how this trainwreck will develop
Genderless Time Fairy - 07/17/2017
call yourself a homophobe and leave
Dad - 07/17/2017
((Shrug? Yeah, again, highly unlikely.
Lance McClain/Tiburon Kima · 7/17/2017, 2:25:30 AM
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY
WHAT DID I LITERALLY JUST SAY
shomarus - 07/17/2017
"lotor's design is terrible"
que
Basil 🏺 - 07/17/2017
what design, have we actually seen him do anything yet
besides like turn
Dad - 07/17/2017
There was a trailer released
Anyway
Not the point
anyone: talks shit about my boy
me: :knife: :eyes: Try it, bitch
Dad - 07/17/2017
((Sorry, I'm just used to the theories cuz a lotta peeps headcanon that they are, mostly for their last names, tho, not because of looks, because that could be utter bullshit. I'm 100% fine with friendship, tbh.
Keith Kogane/Mayor Mothman · 2017-07-17 03:04:17
BAD KEITH IS BACK ON THEIR BULLSHIT
JUST FUCKING WONDERING
HOW THAT MAKES ANY GODDAMN SENSE
IN THE FUCKING WORLD
Tay, the Boy Mayor of Cherubcord - 07/17/2017
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.././///////?/////////
Dad - 07/17/2017
KOGANE AND SHIROGANE ARE NOT THE SAME FUCKING NAME
Tay, the Boy Mayor of Cherubcord - 07/17/2017
no but they have gane at the end
and pretzels is the same
Dad - 07/17/2017
THAT'S LIKE SAYING TWO DUDES HAVE TO BE BROTHERS BECAUSE THEIR LAST NAMES ARE JOHNSON AND ERICSON
YOU FUCKING DINGDONG
IF "THEY LOOK ALIKE, THEY MUST BE BROTHERS" ISN'T RACIST, "THEY BOTH HAVE ASIAN SOUNDING NAMES" SURE THE FUCK IS
Tay, the Boy Mayor of Cherubcord - 07/17/2017
the worst
Dad - 07/17/2017
I'm calling them the fuck out and then I'm kicking every single person from this group chat
Tay, the Boy Mayor of Cherubcord - 07/17/2017
please god
shomarus - 07/17/2017
fucking lord
Dad - 07/17/2017
(( Okay, I'm pulling the plug on this. It's like every single justification you try giving just punts you further down the racist rabbithole and I have no interest in RPing with somebody who thinks, "Asians is the same," "Asian ass name = Korean because I said so and can't Google," "Korean? Japanese? No difference!" "It's BORING to have two Japanese characters in one RP" "They look alike so they must be brothers," "I can change his ethnicity because I'm willing to bend over backwards to make these two Asian characters related even when my partner specifically mentions not being comfortable with it," and the kicker, "They have to be related because LOOK AT THEIR NAMES!"

Buddy. I need you to understand something. I need you to look critically at the kinds of things you're saying and realize how they can hurt people. You've gone from lumping two unrelated East Asian ethnicities together, to making no distinction between the etymology of Japanese and Korean names, to arbitrarily changing the ethnicity of your character because """it seems kind of monotonous to have two characters japanese.""" Do you hear yourself? You're saying they have a good chance of being related because of their last names??? One of which isn't even confirmed canon??? Does Shirogane and Kogane look like the exact same to you? Do you think that two dudes named Jackson and Johnson have to be brothers, too?

"I'm not trying to be racist, my Japanese friend would beat my ass for that, actually." What does your Japanese friend (awesome tokenism, by the way, very "I have a black friend" card of you) have to say about you trivializing a character's cultural background and treating East Asian identities as if they're interchangeable? What does your Japanese friend have to say about your unfortunate assumption that any two characters of the same ethnicity MUST be related because it's too unlikely for there to be two Japanese characters as friends?
Maybe now is the time for you to critically examine why you assume certain things to be the way they are and why you're trampling on the comfort of another roleplayer just so you can get your "cute big brother/father figure!!!" dynamic. Maybe now is the time to be a little more conscious of the kind of language you use and how it has the potential to reflect VERY poorly on you as a person. Maybe now is the time to stop saying, "I'm not racist :(((( Check out this Asian friend I have, they totally give me a free pass to say whatever I want!"

To Hunk and Lance, I'm sorry that this didn't work out, and the both of you are more than welcome to reconnect to my prompt again if you want to. To "Spicy Boi Keith," please never connect to this prompt again, especially not if you're going to try to justify your actions or tell me why I'm just a big bad oversensitive meaniepants, because I don't care. Have a good day, all of you. ))
I went off