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  3. ♪ Just as clear
  4. as the spots on the sun ♪
  5.  
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  8. ♪ We are wired to be one ♪
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  12. ♪ And my heart... ♪
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  16. - Yeah?
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  20. - Hey, did you get my text?
  21.  
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  24. - Uh, I did.
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  28. Essentials, is that okay?
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  32. Anything's fine.
  33.  
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  36. - Okay, perfect.
  37. - Actually, no. Get, um...
  38.  
  39. 10
  40. 00:01:06,208 --> 00:01:09,375
  41. Promise Ultra.
  42. Promise Ultra.
  43.  
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  45. 00:01:09,458 --> 00:01:11,583
  46. - Uh...
  47.  
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  49. 00:01:11,667 --> 00:01:13,375
  50. Okay.
  51.  
  52. 13
  53. 00:01:13,458 --> 00:01:15,250
  54. You know,
  55. they say it's normal,
  56.  
  57. 14
  58. 00:01:15,333 --> 00:01:18,458
  59. But I've had some crap
  60. come out of my vag'.
  61.  
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  63. 00:01:18,542 --> 00:01:20,083
  64. That's some real sci-fi shit.
  65.  
  66. 16
  67. 00:01:20,166 --> 00:01:24,917
  68. - Are you trying to get me aroused? Because
  69. if you are, erection accomplished.
  70.  
  71. 17
  72. 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:27,375
  73. - Hmm... sexy.
  74.  
  75. 18
  76. 00:01:28,417 --> 00:01:30,583
  77. - How is he?
  78. - Almost out.
  79.  
  80. 19
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  82. Dear Jesus, let him be out.
  83.  
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  86. Oh, hang on.
  87. - Yeah, yeah.
  88.  
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  90. 00:01:40,375 --> 00:01:43,083
  91. Oh... what did she say?
  92.  
  93. 22
  94. 00:01:43,166 --> 00:01:46,166
  95. Purpose... promise!
  96.  
  97. 23
  98. 00:01:46,250 --> 00:01:48,291
  99. - Ken?
  100. - Yeah.
  101.  
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  104. - That was your mom.
  105.  
  106. 25
  107. 00:01:51,583 --> 00:01:53,208
  108. It's your dad.
  109.  
  110. 26
  111. 00:01:54,750 --> 00:01:57,166
  112. - Why would my mom be...
  113.  
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  116. Okay, Mom.
  117. Alright, me too.
  118.  
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  121. Bye.
  122.  
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  125. - Did she say what happened?
  126.  
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  129. - Yeah, he has a... aneurysm.
  130.  
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  133. - Ah!
  134. - Oh, sorry.
  135.  
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  137. 00:02:24,625 --> 00:02:26,375
  138. Boobs.
  139.  
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  141. 00:02:27,250 --> 00:02:29,417
  142. - Do aneurysms hurt?
  143.  
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  146. - I have no idea.
  147.  
  148. 35
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  150. - You didn't pump?
  151.  
  152. 36
  153. 00:02:35,625 --> 00:02:39,375
  154. - I fell asleep with the milker in
  155. my hand like some narcoleptic cow.
  156.  
  157. 37
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  159. - That was my band's name
  160. in high school.
  161.  
  162. 38
  163. 00:02:40,959 --> 00:02:43,458
  164. The Narcoleptic Cows.
  165.  
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  168. - I know you didn't talk much.
  169.  
  170. 40
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  172. - Or ever.
  173.  
  174. 41
  175. 00:02:55,959 --> 00:02:58,792
  176. You think I should go?
  177.  
  178. 42
  179. 00:03:00,667 --> 00:03:02,625
  180. - To your dad's funeral?
  181.  
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  184. Your... your dad's funeral.
  185.  
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  187. 00:03:07,667 --> 00:03:10,500
  188. - I know, but I mean, it's a
  189. last-minute plane ticket and--
  190.  
  191. 45
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  193. - Who gives a fuck? It's your
  194. dad! It's your dad's funeral!
  195.  
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  198. Yeah, you have to go!
  199. What are you, dead inside?!
  200.  
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  202. 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:22,250
  203. - Oh, hey, hey, hey...
  204.  
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  207. It's alright.
  208.  
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  210. 00:03:24,500 --> 00:03:26,333
  211. - It's these fucking hormones.
  212.  
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  215. Is your mom gonna go?
  216. - Um...
  217.  
  218. 51
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  220. I don't know. She doesn't
  221. really go anywhere.
  222.  
  223. 52
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  225. - Promise me we'll never get
  226. divorced!
  227.  
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  229. 00:03:42,250 --> 00:03:46,500
  230. - It's a big ask, sweetie.
  231. - Promise me and when I die,
  232.  
  233. 54
  234. 00:03:46,583 --> 00:03:51,417
  235. you fucking make our son go to my funeral,
  236. even if I was the worst mom in the world!
  237.  
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  240. - There are a lot of
  241. assumptions there.
  242.  
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  245. - Ken, you listen to me, man!
  246.  
  247. 57
  248. 00:03:57,083 --> 00:04:00,834
  249. I'm still as big as the house, and
  250. my boobs feel like cement and--
  251.  
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  254. - Whoa, okay, okay, I promise.
  255. We'll go.
  256.  
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  259. I'll bring my hot new girlfriend and...
  260. you know... what's his name, in the crib?
  261.  
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  263. 00:04:11,834 --> 00:04:15,750
  264. We really have to name him!
  265.  
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  267. 00:04:15,834 --> 00:04:18,375
  268. Are we like
  269. the worst parents ever?
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  273. - Maybe top ten.
  274.  
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  277. - Hey...
  278. - Mm?
  279.  
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  282. - Did you get diapers?
  283.  
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  285. 00:04:37,625 --> 00:04:39,000
  286. - Did you ask me to get...
  287.  
  288. 66
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  290. What are you doing?
  291.  
  292. 67
  293. 00:04:42,792 --> 00:04:46,542
  294. - I don't know.
  295. It's been a while and...
  296.  
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  299. I thought maybe this could,
  300. uh...
  301.  
  302. 69
  303. 00:04:50,083 --> 00:04:52,542
  304. ...cheer you up.
  305.  
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  307. 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:53,792
  308. - Oh...
  309.  
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  312. Are you sure?
  313.  
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  316. - There...
  317.  
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  320. - Oh... a little cold.
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  324. - Ow, no!
  325. - Sorry. I forgot.
  326.  
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  329. - God, I...
  330.  
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  332. 00:05:21,291 --> 00:05:22,959
  333. ...love your dick.
  334.  
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  336. 00:05:26,417 --> 00:05:30,208
  337. - Maybe we could, uh...
  338. try something a little more fun.
  339.  
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  341. 00:05:30,291 --> 00:05:33,417
  342. And time.
  343.  
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  346. - Wait, oh...
  347.  
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  350. - Would you please get that, babe?
  351. I have to go swap out my pad.
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  355. Yeah, on it.
  356.  
  357. 82
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  359. Okay, coming, you little...
  360. cock-blocker.
  361.  
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  364. - Ken?!
  365.  
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  368. Listen, about that, um...
  369.  
  370. 85
  371. 00:06:12,959 --> 00:06:15,709
  372. Ah, there's the little one!
  373.  
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  375. 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:19,291
  376. Right where the corporate screen
  377. saver should be, huh?
  378.  
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  380. 00:06:19,375 --> 00:06:22,917
  381. - Yeah, I realized I didn't have
  382. any pictures on my desk, so...
  383.  
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  385. 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:26,917
  386. - Ah, well, at least, it's not a YouTube
  387. video of the actual birth, am I right?
  388.  
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  391. I guess.
  392.  
  393. 90
  394. 00:06:29,041 --> 00:06:31,834
  395. - God, you know, I remember
  396. our first...
  397.  
  398. 91
  399. 00:06:31,917 --> 00:06:34,375
  400. Up every 15 minutes, couldn't
  401. get any sleep,
  402.  
  403. 92
  404. 00:06:34,458 --> 00:06:36,333
  405. the wife and I are at each
  406. other's throats...
  407.  
  408. 93
  409. 00:06:36,417 --> 00:06:38,000
  410. - Yeah, I know
  411. what you're saying.
  412.  
  413. 94
  414. 00:06:38,083 --> 00:06:40,834
  415. Sometimes, I just...
  416. wanna hop in the car
  417.  
  418. 95
  419. 00:06:40,917 --> 00:06:46,709
  420. and drive till my whole life is just
  421. a memory fading in the rearview.
  422.  
  423. 96
  424. 00:06:48,709 --> 00:06:51,917
  425. - What the hell is wrong with you?
  426.  
  427. 97
  428. 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,583
  429. Ken, this is a...
  430. family company.
  431.  
  432. 98
  433. 00:06:54,667 --> 00:06:57,542
  434. - Right, no, I just thought we
  435. were... uh...
  436.  
  437. 99
  438. 00:06:58,166 --> 00:07:04,917
  439. Speaking of families, would it be okay
  440. if I took a couple of personal days?
  441.  
  442. 100
  443. 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:07,709
  444. I have a funeral.
  445. - Oh...
  446.  
  447. 101
  448. 00:07:07,792 --> 00:07:10,834
  449. I'm sorry, who?
  450. - Uh, my dad.
  451.  
  452. 102
  453. 00:07:13,542 --> 00:07:15,667
  454. - Bring it in here. Come on.
  455. - What?
  456.  
  457. 103
  458. 00:07:15,750 --> 00:07:18,875
  459. - Come here. Come on!
  460. - Okay...
  461.  
  462. 104
  463. 00:07:18,959 --> 00:07:21,959
  464. Okay.
  465.  
  466. 105
  467. 00:07:22,917 --> 00:07:27,000
  468. - What happened?
  469. - Um... it's an aneurysm.
  470.  
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  473. Those are awful.
  474.  
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  476. 00:07:31,750 --> 00:07:34,500
  477. - Yeah, I've heard they're-- - So
  478. when do you think you'll be back?
  479.  
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  481. 00:07:34,583 --> 00:07:37,375
  482. - Um... I can probably be back
  483. by Monday?
  484.  
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  486. 00:07:38,417 --> 00:07:42,125
  487. - Oh, well, at least, you're not gonna miss
  488. the wine and liquor convention, right?
  489.  
  490. 110
  491. 00:07:44,959 --> 00:07:47,792
  492. God, doesn't it seem like we
  493. just had WIZDIC the other day?
  494.  
  495. 111
  496. 00:07:47,875 --> 00:07:49,083
  497. Hey, listen, how's that
  498. PowerPoint coming?
  499.  
  500. 112
  501. 00:07:49,166 --> 00:07:52,625
  502. - Good, good, good. I thought
  503. I'd just finish it on the plane.
  504.  
  505. 113
  506. 00:07:52,709 --> 00:07:56,625
  507. - No, no, no. You are going to
  508. grieve on the plane.
  509.  
  510. 114
  511. 00:07:56,709 --> 00:07:59,667
  512. - Right.
  513. - Of course, we do need it, so...
  514.  
  515. 115
  516. 00:07:59,750 --> 00:08:03,667
  517. - Yeah. Do we need it, though?
  518. Just...
  519.  
  520. 116
  521. 00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:08,792
  522. because, I feel like I...
  523. I do one every year.
  524.  
  525. 117
  526. 00:08:08,875 --> 00:08:12,041
  527. And it seems like the client
  528. never actually looks at it.
  529.  
  530. 118
  531. 00:08:12,125 --> 00:08:14,500
  532. - And the one
  533. time you leave your house
  534.  
  535. 119
  536. 00:08:14,583 --> 00:08:18,542
  537. without your spare tire... - Is the
  538. time you get a flat.
  539.  
  540. 120
  541. 00:08:19,792 --> 00:08:20,709
  542. - Alright.
  543.  
  544. 121
  545. 00:08:20,792 --> 00:08:23,083
  546. - So look, do we send flowers
  547.  
  548. 122
  549. 00:08:23,166 --> 00:08:25,625
  550. or is there some kind of
  551. aneurysm fun run?
  552.  
  553. 123
  554. 00:08:28,083 --> 00:08:28,959
  555. - The flowers works.
  556.  
  557. 124
  558. 00:08:31,500 --> 00:08:33,917
  559. I'll see you in two whole days.
  560.  
  561. 125
  562. 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:37,875
  563. - Hey, and I sent you that list
  564. of names, just so you have it.
  565.  
  566. 126
  567. 00:08:39,417 --> 00:08:41,625
  568. - Alright.
  569. - Oh, my God!
  570.  
  571. 127
  572. 00:08:41,709 --> 00:08:43,834
  573. You're finally throwing him
  574. out!?
  575.  
  576. 128
  577. 00:08:43,917 --> 00:08:48,208
  578. - He's just going on a trip and I'm
  579. seeing him off 1950's housewife style.
  580.  
  581. 129
  582. 00:08:48,291 --> 00:08:49,917
  583. - Well, when the husband's
  584. away...
  585.  
  586. 130
  587. 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:53,458
  588. What time should I come over?
  589. - Any time is a good time.
  590.  
  591. 131
  592. 00:08:53,542 --> 00:08:55,667
  593. - Okay...
  594. - You better hurry home, Daddy.
  595.  
  596. 132
  597. 00:08:57,959 --> 00:08:59,875
  598. - Alright, try to get some sleep
  599. on the plane.
  600.  
  601. 133
  602. 00:08:59,959 --> 00:09:00,500
  603. I should go.
  604.  
  605. 134
  606. 00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:03,500
  607. - Okay.
  608. - Love you.
  609.  
  610. 135
  611. 00:09:04,041 --> 00:09:06,959
  612. - Um, hello!
  613.  
  614. 136
  615. 00:09:07,250 --> 00:09:08,709
  616. Dad?
  617.  
  618. 137
  619. 00:09:19,333 --> 00:09:23,208
  620. It's fine. He's not yours
  621. anyway! So...
  622.  
  623. 138
  624. 00:09:24,834 --> 00:09:26,041
  625. - Hi, are you here for Ken?
  626.  
  627. 139
  628. 00:09:31,667 --> 00:09:35,208
  629. ♪ A darker gray is breaking
  630. through a lighter one ♪
  631.  
  632. 140
  633. 00:09:39,542 --> 00:09:41,875
  634. ♪ A thousand sharpened elbows
  635. in the underground ♪
  636.  
  637. 141
  638. 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:50,792
  639. ♪ That hollowed hurried sound
  640. of feet on polished floor ♪
  641.  
  642. 142
  643. 00:09:50,875 --> 00:09:54,834
  644. ♪ And in the dollar store ♪
  645.  
  646. 143
  647. 00:09:54,917 --> 00:09:58,625
  648. ♪ The clerk is closing up ♪
  649.  
  650. 144
  651. 00:09:58,709 --> 00:10:01,709
  652. ♪ And counting loonies trying
  653. not to say ♪
  654.  
  655. 145
  656. 00:10:02,583 --> 00:10:06,083
  657. ♪ I hate Winnipeg ♪
  658.  
  659. 146
  660. 00:10:07,333 --> 00:10:08,959
  661. - Are you sure you're doing
  662. okay?
  663.  
  664. 147
  665. 00:10:09,041 --> 00:10:11,375
  666. - Yes, you don't have to ask me
  667. that anymore.
  668.  
  669. 148
  670. 00:10:11,458 --> 00:10:14,250
  671. It's not like you can miss something
  672. that was never there in the first place.
  673.  
  674. 149
  675. 00:10:14,333 --> 00:10:17,709
  676. - Don't start.
  677. - I'm not starting.
  678.  
  679. 150
  680. 00:10:17,792 --> 00:10:20,917
  681. - I did the best I could.
  682. - I wasn't talking about you.
  683.  
  684. 151
  685. 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:25,208
  686. - I worked incredibly hard to give you a
  687. good, normal home. Don't be so sensitive.
  688.  
  689. 152
  690. 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:26,875
  691. - I'm not being sensitive.
  692.  
  693. 153
  694. 00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:28,583
  695. - You're being defensive.
  696.  
  697. 154
  698. 00:10:29,625 --> 00:10:31,375
  699. So, how are the bar plans going?
  700.  
  701. 155
  702. 00:10:31,458 --> 00:10:33,959
  703. - Gastropub, watch out.
  704.  
  705. 156
  706. 00:10:34,041 --> 00:10:38,000
  707. Uh... kind of on hold.
  708. I had a space picked out,
  709.  
  710. 157
  711. 00:10:38,083 --> 00:10:40,875
  712. but money's a little tight
  713. since the baby came.
  714.  
  715. 158
  716. 00:10:40,959 --> 00:10:44,875
  717. - It's a shame your father never
  718. got to meet his grandson.
  719.  
  720. 159
  721. 00:10:44,959 --> 00:10:47,667
  722. Dare I hope there's a name?
  723.  
  724. 160
  725. 00:10:47,750 --> 00:10:50,000
  726. - Working on it.
  727. - For the love of God!
  728.  
  729. 161
  730. 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:53,041
  731. - Okay, look, it's not like you
  732. come to visit anyway.
  733.  
  734. 162
  735. 00:10:53,125 --> 00:10:55,375
  736. - Maybe if I were invited.
  737. - I shouldn't...
  738.  
  739. 163
  740. 00:10:55,458 --> 00:10:58,083
  741. How about next month?
  742.  
  743. 164
  744. 00:10:58,166 --> 00:11:00,750
  745. - Next month?
  746. It's our busiest time.
  747.  
  748. 165
  749. 00:11:00,834 --> 00:11:04,125
  750. - Ah... busiest time in office
  751. management?
  752.  
  753. 166
  754. 00:11:04,208 --> 00:11:06,625
  755. - Ah, it's pre-pre tax planning
  756. season.
  757.  
  758. 167
  759. 00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:10,041
  760. Plus we have two birthdays
  761. and a retirement.
  762.  
  763. 168
  764. 00:11:10,125 --> 00:11:12,959
  765. Can't imagine the mess
  766. I'd come back to.
  767.  
  768. 169
  769. 00:11:13,041 --> 00:11:14,834
  770. - Can't imagine.
  771.  
  772. 170
  773. 00:11:22,583 --> 00:11:24,000
  774. - Oh!
  775.  
  776. 171
  777. 00:11:24,083 --> 00:11:26,542
  778. Wow, my ex-husband is dead.
  779.  
  780. 172
  781. 00:11:26,625 --> 00:11:27,959
  782. Guess it's my turn next.
  783.  
  784. 173
  785. 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,959
  786. - That's a happy thought.
  787.  
  788. 174
  789. 00:11:33,750 --> 00:11:37,583
  790. Are you still... seeing that guy
  791. with the thing?
  792.  
  793. 175
  794. 00:11:37,667 --> 00:11:38,834
  795. What's his name? Oscar.
  796.  
  797. 176
  798. 00:11:38,917 --> 00:11:43,041
  799. - Oscar? No, he and his wife
  800. moved to Florida.
  801.  
  802. 177
  803. 00:11:44,667 --> 00:11:46,542
  804. - Huh...
  805. - I'm joking.
  806.  
  807. 178
  808. 00:11:46,625 --> 00:11:49,291
  809. He had a stroke.
  810. Everyone's dying.
  811.  
  812. 179
  813. 00:11:50,834 --> 00:11:54,667
  814. - I
  815. think it might be... - Motherfucker!
  816.  
  817. 180
  818. 00:11:54,750 --> 00:11:55,834
  819. So, where's the service?
  820.  
  821. 181
  822. 00:11:59,333 --> 00:12:01,542
  823. Or should I guess?
  824.  
  825. 182
  826. 00:12:06,208 --> 00:12:08,667
  827. - Welcome to Niakwa
  828. Golf and Country.
  829.  
  830. 183
  831. 00:12:08,750 --> 00:12:10,750
  832. Would you like to sign
  833. the condolence book?
  834.  
  835. 184
  836. 00:12:10,834 --> 00:12:13,750
  837. - Oh, uh... sure.
  838.  
  839. 185
  840. 00:12:16,792 --> 00:12:19,000
  841. Who gets this after?
  842.  
  843. 186
  844. 00:12:19,083 --> 00:12:20,834
  845. - Uh...
  846.  
  847. 187
  848. 00:12:20,917 --> 00:12:24,709
  849. It condoles the family.
  850. Are you related?
  851.  
  852. 188
  853. 00:12:24,792 --> 00:12:29,166
  854. - I am, yeah. I'm his son.
  855. - Dude.
  856.  
  857. 189
  858. 00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:33,875
  859. - Oh, thanks. It's always nice
  860. to... hear...
  861.  
  862. 190
  863. 00:12:36,041 --> 00:12:38,000
  864. - Someone wanted to talk to you.
  865.  
  866. 191
  867. 00:12:42,709 --> 00:12:44,417
  868. Mr. Kendall?
  869.  
  870. 192
  871. 00:12:49,166 --> 00:12:52,125
  872. - I'm guessing you're Ken?
  873. Andy's son, hi.
  874.  
  875. 193
  876. 00:12:52,208 --> 00:12:56,792
  877. Vince Kendall, your dad's attorney
  878. and part of his Friday foursome.
  879.  
  880. 194
  881. 00:12:56,875 --> 00:12:58,083
  882. - I guess not anymore, though.
  883.  
  884. 195
  885. 00:12:59,750 --> 00:13:01,333
  886. I don't know why I said that.
  887.  
  888. 196
  889. 00:13:01,417 --> 00:13:02,333
  890. - Your dad always told me about
  891. your great sense of humour.
  892.  
  893. 197
  894. 00:13:02,417 --> 00:13:05,041
  895. - Oh, he did?
  896.  
  897. 198
  898. 00:13:06,166 --> 00:13:09,834
  899. - Hey! Why don't we go talk
  900. in the Hazelton room?
  901.  
  902. 199
  903. 00:13:10,917 --> 00:13:12,458
  904. Yeah, the Hazelton room, named
  905. after Vic Hazelton,
  906.  
  907. 200
  908. 00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:18,208
  909. great, great golfer, but an even greater
  910. alcoholic. And a mean alcoholic.
  911.  
  912. 201
  913. 00:13:18,291 --> 00:13:20,208
  914. - Really?
  915. - I was afraid of him.
  916.  
  917. 202
  918. 00:13:20,291 --> 00:13:21,250
  919. He once killed a horse
  920. with a 9 iron.
  921.  
  922. 203
  923. 00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:24,041
  924. - Well...
  925.  
  926. 204
  927. 00:13:24,125 --> 00:13:28,166
  928. So I assume this is about
  929. my dad's will?
  930.  
  931. 205
  932. 00:13:28,250 --> 00:13:31,709
  933. - The vultures are three deep at the
  934. bar, passed apps are almost gone.
  935.  
  936. 206
  937. 00:13:31,792 --> 00:13:35,959
  938. I swear to God. Half those guys never even
  939. met Andy, but you put a pig in a blanket...
  940.  
  941. 207
  942. 00:13:36,041 --> 00:13:40,083
  943. - Ken, Jeff Stedmon. Jeff's the executive
  944. of your dad's will. Jeff, Ken.
  945.  
  946. 208
  947. 00:13:40,166 --> 00:13:41,166
  948. - Ken, nice to meet you.
  949.  
  950. 209
  951. 00:13:41,250 --> 00:13:43,083
  952. I'm sorry about your dad, but
  953. if I know Andy,
  954.  
  955. 210
  956. 00:13:43,166 --> 00:13:46,875
  957. he's trying to dig Jesus for a
  958. 50-dollar Nassau as we speak.
  959.  
  960. 211
  961. 00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:49,000
  962. - He would
  963. do that, wouldn't he?!
  964.  
  965. 212
  966. 00:13:49,083 --> 00:13:53,333
  967. "Excuse me, Mr. Christ, but isn't that
  968. a hurricane about to hit India?!"
  969.  
  970. 213
  971. 00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:56,625
  972. - Whoop! Classic Andy
  973. foot wedge!
  974.  
  975. 214
  976. 00:13:56,709 --> 00:13:58,208
  977. - I have no idea
  978. what's happening.
  979.  
  980. 215
  981. 00:13:58,291 --> 00:13:59,750
  982. - You need a drink.
  983. - Uh, I'm okay.
  984.  
  985. 216
  986. 00:13:59,834 --> 00:14:00,959
  987. - I wasn't asking.
  988. - Oh...
  989.  
  990. 217
  991. 00:14:02,417 --> 00:14:05,250
  992. - Rachel!
  993.  
  994. 218
  995. 00:14:06,417 --> 00:14:07,625
  996. Your dad's paying!
  997.  
  998. 219
  999. 00:14:07,709 --> 00:14:11,083
  1000. Open bar, passed apps, part of
  1001. his last will and testament.
  1002.  
  1003. 220
  1004. 00:14:11,166 --> 00:14:13,250
  1005. - First and last time he ever
  1006. bought a round.
  1007.  
  1008. 221
  1009. 00:14:13,333 --> 00:14:15,333
  1010. - Rachel, can you get Ken here
  1011. a little something?
  1012.  
  1013. 222
  1014. 00:14:15,417 --> 00:14:18,458
  1015. - Yeah, just a light beer.
  1016. - Kid, it's a wake.
  1017.  
  1018. 223
  1019. 00:14:18,542 --> 00:14:20,792
  1020. Bring him one of these,
  1021. freshen mine up.
  1022.  
  1023. 224
  1024. 00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:23,875
  1025. There's a hole in the glass.
  1026.  
  1027. 225
  1028. 00:14:25,458 --> 00:14:28,000
  1029. - So... shall we get down to it?
  1030.  
  1031. 226
  1032. 00:14:34,834 --> 00:14:37,458
  1033. - You guys do a lot of this
  1034. estate work at the golf course?
  1035.  
  1036. 227
  1037. 00:14:37,542 --> 00:14:39,875
  1038. - Well, business goes where
  1039. business gets done.
  1040.  
  1041. 228
  1042. 00:14:39,959 --> 00:14:42,166
  1043. That's why so many
  1044. Koreans are... Here we go!
  1045.  
  1046. 229
  1047. 00:14:43,625 --> 00:14:46,375
  1048. This is for you.
  1049.  
  1050. 230
  1051. 00:14:49,291 --> 00:14:50,583
  1052. - Oh... this is...
  1053.  
  1054. 231
  1055. 00:14:50,667 --> 00:14:53,458
  1056. - Your dad's ashes.
  1057.  
  1058. 232
  1059. 00:14:56,208 --> 00:14:59,125
  1060. Gentlemen, I am proud to
  1061. present...
  1062.  
  1063. 233
  1064. 00:15:00,875 --> 00:15:03,166
  1065. Andy Wall's final words.
  1066.  
  1067. 234
  1068. 00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:19,208
  1069. - It's slower than a ladies'
  1070. foursome.
  1071.  
  1072. 235
  1073. 00:15:21,875 --> 00:15:26,500
  1074. - My name is Andy Wall, and this
  1075. is my last will and testament.
  1076.  
  1077. 236
  1078. 00:15:26,583 --> 00:15:29,083
  1079. Do I say that? Okay.
  1080.  
  1081. 237
  1082. 00:15:29,166 --> 00:15:31,125
  1083. I've only one request
  1084. of my son,
  1085.  
  1086. 238
  1087. 00:15:31,208 --> 00:15:36,333
  1088. and that's that he scatter my ashes in the
  1089. middle of the field at Investors Stadium.
  1090.  
  1091. 239
  1092. 00:15:36,417 --> 00:15:40,000
  1093. If he does this, then,
  1094. he gets everything.
  1095.  
  1096. 240
  1097. 00:15:40,083 --> 00:15:42,875
  1098. It's not much, but then,
  1099. when my dad passed,
  1100.  
  1101. 241
  1102. 00:15:42,959 --> 00:15:44,583
  1103. I got shit all, and the
  1104. government took most of that.
  1105.  
  1106. 242
  1107. 00:15:44,667 --> 00:15:47,083
  1108. - That's the feds for you.
  1109.  
  1110. 243
  1111. 00:15:47,166 --> 00:15:49,041
  1112. - Now, if he doesn't get it
  1113. done, well, then,
  1114.  
  1115. 244
  1116. 00:15:49,125 --> 00:15:55,041
  1117. my estate goes to the club for the
  1118. construction of a members-only steam room,
  1119.  
  1120. 245
  1121. 00:15:55,125 --> 00:15:57,875
  1122. which could have been done
  1123. last fiscal,
  1124.  
  1125. 246
  1126. 00:15:57,959 --> 00:16:02,125
  1127. but Steve London isn't much of an
  1128. accountant, so now, it's up to me.
  1129.  
  1130. 247
  1131. 00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:05,542
  1132. - Boy, do not get him started
  1133. on Steve London.
  1134.  
  1135. 248
  1136. 00:16:05,625 --> 00:16:08,875
  1137. - And it has to be done within
  1138. two days of my service.
  1139.  
  1140. 249
  1141. 00:16:08,959 --> 00:16:11,291
  1142. I don't wanna sit on some
  1143. shelf somewhere while my son
  1144.  
  1145. 250
  1146. 00:16:11,375 --> 00:16:15,250
  1147. slaps his dick around trying
  1148. to figure out what's what.
  1149.  
  1150. 251
  1151. 00:16:16,417 --> 00:16:17,959
  1152. Uh, Vince has the details
  1153.  
  1154. 252
  1155. 00:16:18,041 --> 00:16:23,250
  1156. and Jeff'll make sure it gets done
  1157. before the money gets handed over.
  1158.  
  1159. 253
  1160. 00:16:23,333 --> 00:16:25,542
  1161. Okay, that's it.
  1162.  
  1163. 254
  1164. 00:16:25,625 --> 00:16:29,083
  1165. Would you... go find that oriental
  1166. nurse, you know, the one with the--
  1167.  
  1168. 255
  1169. 00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:36,458
  1170. - Why did he look like that?
  1171. I thought he had an aneurysm?
  1172.  
  1173. 256
  1174. 00:16:36,542 --> 00:16:39,959
  1175. - Well, the aneurysm was one of the
  1176. side effects of the lung cancer.
  1177.  
  1178. 257
  1179. 00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:40,959
  1180. - Lung cancer?
  1181.  
  1182. 258
  1183. 00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:43,375
  1184. - And a lifetime of
  1185. self-medicating.
  1186.  
  1187. 259
  1188. 00:16:43,458 --> 00:16:45,417
  1189. - Yeah, we all thought his liver
  1190. would go first.
  1191.  
  1192. 260
  1193. 00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:47,417
  1194. - Yeah, he never even got
  1195. to the chemo, you know.
  1196.  
  1197. 261
  1198. 00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:50,083
  1199. By the time he got his saggy
  1200. ass to the doctor,
  1201.  
  1202. 262
  1203. 00:16:50,166 --> 00:16:52,291
  1204. he was already line seven with a
  1205. marshal up his ass.
  1206.  
  1207. 263
  1208. 00:16:52,375 --> 00:16:55,041
  1209. - Nothing to do but pick up
  1210. and head in...
  1211.  
  1212. 264
  1213. 00:16:55,125 --> 00:16:57,959
  1214. to that 19th hole in the sky.
  1215.  
  1216. 265
  1217. 00:16:58,041 --> 00:17:01,083
  1218. - Golf terms. Golf terms.
  1219. - Mm-hmm.
  1220.  
  1221. 266
  1222. 00:17:01,166 --> 00:17:02,750
  1223. - Any questions?
  1224.  
  1225. 267
  1226. 00:17:02,834 --> 00:17:03,750
  1227. - Well, uh...
  1228. - Thanks, Rachel.
  1229.  
  1230. 268
  1231. 00:17:03,834 --> 00:17:06,417
  1232. - A few, yeah. Um...
  1233.  
  1234. 269
  1235. 00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:09,959
  1236. - We really don't amount to
  1237. much in the end, do we?
  1238.  
  1239. 270
  1240. 00:17:10,041 --> 00:17:14,667
  1241. - Why would... why would he want his
  1242. ashes scattered at Investors Stadium?
  1243.  
  1244. 271
  1245. 00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:17,041
  1246. - It was his only request.
  1247.  
  1248. 272
  1249. 00:17:17,125 --> 00:17:19,041
  1250. - That and the open bar!
  1251. - And the passed apps.
  1252.  
  1253. 273
  1254. 00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:20,959
  1255. - And the estate...?
  1256.  
  1257. 274
  1258. 00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:24,000
  1259. - I'm not allowed to tell you
  1260. the amount until it's all done.
  1261.  
  1262. 275
  1263. 00:17:24,083 --> 00:17:28,208
  1264. - 40 years in sales. God, that
  1265. bastard knew how to incentivize.
  1266.  
  1267. 276
  1268. 00:17:31,667 --> 00:17:34,208
  1269. Uh... how would I even...
  1270.  
  1271. 277
  1272. 00:17:35,125 --> 00:17:37,083
  1273. - Look, we're not gonna
  1274. force you.
  1275.  
  1276. 278
  1277. 00:17:37,166 --> 00:17:38,959
  1278. - No one's got a gun to your head.
  1279. - This is not China.
  1280.  
  1281. 279
  1282. 00:17:39,041 --> 00:17:40,250
  1283. - I read a thing, when the next
  1284. generation of this country
  1285.  
  1286. 280
  1287. 00:17:40,333 --> 00:17:42,667
  1288. is gonna come out the chute
  1289. speaking Mandarin.
  1290.  
  1291. 281
  1292. 00:17:42,750 --> 00:17:45,125
  1293. - Really?
  1294. - Listen, I have...
  1295.  
  1296. 282
  1297. 00:17:45,208 --> 00:17:47,625
  1298. a lot of stuff on my plate
  1299. right now, uh...
  1300.  
  1301. 283
  1302. 00:17:47,709 --> 00:17:49,917
  1303. Could I have a little time
  1304. to think about it?
  1305.  
  1306. 284
  1307. 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,458
  1308. - Of course, absolutely.
  1309.  
  1310. 285
  1311. 00:17:51,542 --> 00:17:53,750
  1312. Though we should get this show
  1313. on the road.
  1314.  
  1315. 286
  1316. 00:17:53,834 --> 00:17:56,000
  1317. Some mourners have
  1318. their T-times.
  1319.  
  1320. 287
  1321. 00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:59,458
  1322. Not that they'd walk or anything, but
  1323. your dad really hated slow play.
  1324.  
  1325. 288
  1326. 00:17:59,542 --> 00:18:03,375
  1327. - "While we're young!"
  1328. - He said that a lot.
  1329.  
  1330. 289
  1331. 00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:05,542
  1332. - Rest in peace.
  1333.  
  1334. 290
  1335. 00:18:07,417 --> 00:18:09,125
  1336. Shall we go?
  1337. - Yeah.
  1338.  
  1339. 291
  1340. 00:18:11,333 --> 00:18:14,417
  1341. - Well, I'd like to thank
  1342. everyone for coming
  1343.  
  1344. 292
  1345. 00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:18,375
  1346. to this celebration of life.
  1347.  
  1348. 293
  1349. 00:18:18,458 --> 00:18:21,250
  1350. The other day, we lost a friend,
  1351. a colleague,
  1352.  
  1353. 294
  1354. 00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:24,333
  1355. and a man who couldn't hit a
  1356. 7-iron to save his life.
  1357.  
  1358. 295
  1359. 00:18:26,125 --> 00:18:29,250
  1360. So to that end, we are putting
  1361. Andy's name on a plaque,
  1362.  
  1363. 296
  1364. 00:18:29,333 --> 00:18:32,333
  1365. on the ball washer on Number 9,
  1366. Andy's favourite hole.
  1367.  
  1368. 297
  1369. 00:18:32,417 --> 00:18:34,667
  1370. - Not his favourite!
  1371. - Yeah, okay.
  1372.  
  1373. 298
  1374. 00:18:34,750 --> 00:18:40,166
  1375. - My fondest memory of Andy was
  1376. when he hit a wedge off a tree
  1377.  
  1378. 299
  1379. 00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:44,166
  1380. and it landed in that tiny
  1381. hollow where a pipe was broken.
  1382.  
  1383. 300
  1384. 00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:48,291
  1385. And he wanted to call it...
  1386. ground under repair.
  1387.  
  1388. 301
  1389. 00:18:48,375 --> 00:18:50,125
  1390. But...
  1391.  
  1392. 302
  1393. 00:18:50,208 --> 00:18:53,291
  1394. - Serving on the logistics
  1395. committee is a thankless task.
  1396.  
  1397. 303
  1398. 00:18:53,375 --> 00:18:56,375
  1399. But Andy was always good about
  1400. stepping up.
  1401.  
  1402. 304
  1403. 00:18:56,458 --> 00:18:57,417
  1404. Oh!
  1405.  
  1406. 305
  1407. 00:18:59,709 --> 00:19:04,500
  1408. - The specialty ad game is more
  1409. than just logos on pens.
  1410.  
  1411. 306
  1412. 00:19:04,583 --> 00:19:05,375
  1413. And he knew that.
  1414.  
  1415. 307
  1416. 00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:09,166
  1417. He got that.
  1418.  
  1419. 308
  1420. 00:19:10,458 --> 00:19:14,417
  1421. - We said, "Andy, that's not
  1422. ground under repair.
  1423.  
  1424. 309
  1425. 00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:17,125
  1426. That's a water hazard!"
  1427.  
  1428. 310
  1429. 00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:23,166
  1430. - Uh... so when you see the new
  1431. compressed air spikes cleaner,
  1432.  
  1433. 311
  1434. 00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:26,083
  1435. you should know
  1436. Andy fought for that.
  1437.  
  1438. 312
  1439. 00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:30,583
  1440. Also, Spring Fling tickets
  1441. are now on sale. Thank you.
  1442.  
  1443. 313
  1444. 00:19:32,542 --> 00:19:34,917
  1445. - Now, some of you
  1446. may know that...
  1447.  
  1448. 314
  1449. 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:38,500
  1450. Andy left behind a son.
  1451.  
  1452. 315
  1453. 00:19:38,583 --> 00:19:40,709
  1454. Ken.
  1455.  
  1456. 316
  1457. 00:19:40,792 --> 00:19:42,458
  1458. Ken, would you stand for the
  1459. people?
  1460.  
  1461. 317
  1462. 00:19:45,792 --> 00:19:47,750
  1463. And now, Ken's gonna
  1464. say a few words.
  1465.  
  1466. 318
  1467. 00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:04,250
  1468. - Hello.
  1469.  
  1470. 319
  1471. 00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:07,083
  1472. Uh... I didn't really
  1473. prepare anything,
  1474.  
  1475. 320
  1476. 00:20:07,166 --> 00:20:11,208
  1477. so I'm not sure why I'm looking
  1478. through my jacket...
  1479.  
  1480. 321
  1481. 00:20:11,291 --> 00:20:13,125
  1482. Wow...
  1483.  
  1484. 322
  1485. 00:20:13,208 --> 00:20:16,375
  1486. Uh, what can I say about my dad?
  1487.  
  1488. 323
  1489. 00:20:16,458 --> 00:20:18,625
  1490. Well, he...
  1491. Oh!
  1492.  
  1493. 324
  1494. 00:20:18,709 --> 00:20:20,208
  1495. Thank you.
  1496.  
  1497. 325
  1498. 00:20:20,291 --> 00:20:23,333
  1499. - The apple doesn't fall far
  1500. from the tree!
  1501.  
  1502. 326
  1503. 00:20:25,542 --> 00:20:31,583
  1504. - Last time I saw him was
  1505. at my wedding five years ago.
  1506.  
  1507. 327
  1508. 00:20:31,667 --> 00:20:33,291
  1509. He flew in late and left early.
  1510.  
  1511. 328
  1512. 00:20:33,375 --> 00:20:38,375
  1513. Last time I talked to him was
  1514. last Christmas.
  1515.  
  1516. 329
  1517. 00:20:38,458 --> 00:20:40,834
  1518. Yeah, well...
  1519. I tried to talk to him.
  1520.  
  1521. 330
  1522. 00:20:40,917 --> 00:20:46,125
  1523. If you called after 4, you really
  1524. never knew what you were gonna get.
  1525.  
  1526. 331
  1527. 00:20:49,709 --> 00:20:51,250
  1528. My dad was, uh...
  1529.  
  1530. 332
  1531. 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,542
  1532. He was...
  1533.  
  1534. 333
  1535. 00:20:54,917 --> 00:20:57,500
  1536. He worked a lot.
  1537.  
  1538. 334
  1539. 00:20:58,583 --> 00:21:01,542
  1540. He... must've liked his job.
  1541.  
  1542. 335
  1543. 00:21:01,625 --> 00:21:06,375
  1544. He always paid his child
  1545. support on time. I think.
  1546.  
  1547. 336
  1548. 00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:10,166
  1549. He loved golf,
  1550.  
  1551. 337
  1552. 00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:10,834
  1553. probably more than...
  1554.  
  1555. 338
  1556. 00:21:10,917 --> 00:21:14,250
  1557. anything, really.
  1558.  
  1559. 339
  1560. 00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:18,834
  1561. I remember...
  1562.  
  1563. 340
  1564. 00:21:18,917 --> 00:21:23,000
  1565. he used to love
  1566. telling this one joke
  1567.  
  1568. 341
  1569. 00:21:23,083 --> 00:21:25,667
  1570. when I was a kid, over and over.
  1571.  
  1572. 342
  1573. 00:21:26,583 --> 00:21:31,333
  1574. It was about this golfer who got
  1575. home late
  1576.  
  1577. 343
  1578. 00:21:31,417 --> 00:21:36,375
  1579. and his wife was worried, upset.
  1580.  
  1581. 344
  1582. 00:21:36,458 --> 00:21:40,542
  1583. And the golfer explained
  1584. that on the...
  1585.  
  1586. 345
  1587. 00:21:40,625 --> 00:21:45,959
  1588. on the course, one of the foursome
  1589. had a heart attack and died.
  1590.  
  1591. 346
  1592. 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:50,291
  1593. Yeah... Uh...
  1594.  
  1595. 347
  1596. 00:21:50,375 --> 00:21:53,417
  1597. And the wife says, "Wow, that's
  1598. awful."
  1599.  
  1600. 348
  1601. 00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:58,375
  1602. And then the husband says,
  1603. "Yeah, it was terrible.
  1604.  
  1605. 349
  1606. 00:21:58,458 --> 00:22:01,375
  1607. Just... just terrible.
  1608.  
  1609. 350
  1610. 00:22:01,458 --> 00:22:06,625
  1611. The rest of the day was just:
  1612. Hit your ball, drag Walter.
  1613.  
  1614. 351
  1615. 00:22:08,667 --> 00:22:10,834
  1616. Hit your ball, drag Walter."
  1617.  
  1618. 352
  1619. 00:22:16,667 --> 00:22:18,792
  1620. Here's to you, Dad.
  1621.  
  1622. 353
  1623. 00:22:18,875 --> 00:22:22,375
  1624. I may not have known you well, but...
  1625. you brought me into this world,
  1626.  
  1627. 354
  1628. 00:22:22,458 --> 00:22:24,667
  1629. served on some committees,
  1630.  
  1631. 355
  1632. 00:22:25,500 --> 00:22:28,792
  1633. and the ninth hole was
  1634. your favourite.
  1635.  
  1636. 356
  1637. 00:22:28,875 --> 00:22:30,667
  1638. One man's legacy. Cheers.
  1639.  
  1640. 357
  1641. 00:22:39,500 --> 00:22:41,250
  1642. - Thank you, Ken.
  1643.  
  1644. 358
  1645. 00:22:41,333 --> 00:22:45,583
  1646. Well, there's gonna be a brief
  1647. PowerPoint presentation,
  1648.  
  1649. 359
  1650. 00:22:45,667 --> 00:22:48,834
  1651. and then, in honour of Andy, we can
  1652. all go stand in the sand trap.
  1653.  
  1654. 360
  1655. 00:22:49,834 --> 00:22:51,083
  1656. Rachel, would you grab
  1657. the lights?
  1658.  
  1659. 361
  1660. 00:22:54,166 --> 00:22:56,417
  1661. ♪ There's one pet
  1662. I like to pet ♪
  1663.  
  1664. 362
  1665. 00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:58,709
  1666. ♪ And every evening we get set ♪
  1667.  
  1668. 363
  1669. 00:22:58,792 --> 00:23:00,125
  1670. ♪ I stroke it every chance
  1671. I get ♪
  1672.  
  1673. 364
  1674. 00:23:00,208 --> 00:23:03,458
  1675. ♪ It's my girl's pussy ♪
  1676.  
  1677. 365
  1678. 00:23:03,542 --> 00:23:05,917
  1679. ♪ Seldom plays and never purrs ♪
  1680.  
  1681. 366
  1682. 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,959
  1683. ♪ And I love the thoughts
  1684. it stirs ♪
  1685.  
  1686. 367
  1687. 00:23:08,041 --> 00:23:10,500
  1688. ♪ But I don't mind
  1689. because it's hers ♪
  1690.  
  1691. 368
  1692. 00:23:10,583 --> 00:23:13,000
  1693. ♪ It's my girl's pussy ♪
  1694.  
  1695. 369
  1696. 00:23:16,500 --> 00:23:17,667
  1697. Well, it was quite a speech.
  1698.  
  1699. 370
  1700. 00:23:19,667 --> 00:23:21,375
  1701. - I don't even know why I came
  1702. back for this.
  1703.  
  1704. 371
  1705. 00:23:21,458 --> 00:23:24,542
  1706. - Yeah, it's a gut-punch
  1707. to the nads alright.
  1708.  
  1709. 372
  1710. 00:23:25,542 --> 00:23:28,625
  1711. Say, how's your mom?
  1712. I thought she might come.
  1713.  
  1714. 373
  1715. 00:23:28,709 --> 00:23:31,458
  1716. - Guy disappears from my life
  1717. for 20 years and expects me
  1718.  
  1719. 374
  1720. 00:23:31,542 --> 00:23:34,959
  1721. just to... grant his final wish.
  1722.  
  1723. 375
  1724. 00:23:35,041 --> 00:23:39,458
  1725. - You wanna know why he wants his
  1726. ashes scattered on the field?
  1727.  
  1728. 376
  1729. 00:23:39,542 --> 00:23:41,333
  1730. - It's not like he was a fan.
  1731.  
  1732. 377
  1733. 00:23:41,417 --> 00:23:43,875
  1734. Didn't go to the games.
  1735.  
  1736. 378
  1737. 00:23:43,959 --> 00:23:45,583
  1738. Didn't go anywhere.
  1739.  
  1740. 379
  1741. 00:23:46,583 --> 00:23:49,458
  1742. - He had season tickets
  1743. before you were born.
  1744.  
  1745. 380
  1746. 00:23:49,542 --> 00:23:51,041
  1747. - What?
  1748. - Yeah, and then,
  1749.  
  1750. 381
  1751. 00:23:51,125 --> 00:23:54,875
  1752. you came along and...
  1753. you know, he just...
  1754.  
  1755. 382
  1756. 00:23:54,959 --> 00:23:59,375
  1757. He let them go. You know, said it was
  1758. just too expensive with a kid and all.
  1759.  
  1760. 383
  1761. 00:23:59,458 --> 00:24:00,709
  1762. And it broke his heart.
  1763.  
  1764. 384
  1765. 00:24:00,792 --> 00:24:03,792
  1766. But he never went
  1767. to another game. For you.
  1768.  
  1769. 385
  1770. 00:24:05,542 --> 00:24:06,583
  1771. - Is that true?
  1772.  
  1773. 386
  1774. 00:24:07,750 --> 00:24:09,917
  1775. Hey!
  1776.  
  1777. 387
  1778. 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,625
  1779. - Your dad came from a
  1780. generation that knew
  1781.  
  1782. 388
  1783. 00:24:11,709 --> 00:24:15,291
  1784. how to sacrifice without
  1785. putting it on Facebook.
  1786.  
  1787. 389
  1788. 00:24:15,375 --> 00:24:18,000
  1789. Hey, everybody, I'm selfie-ing
  1790. myself washing oil off an owl.
  1791.  
  1792. 390
  1793. 00:24:18,083 --> 00:24:20,625
  1794. Give me a thumbs up and
  1795. a government grant.
  1796.  
  1797. 391
  1798. 00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:24,709
  1799. - I hate to rush you, Ken, but I have some
  1800. other legal stuff that I should attend to.
  1801.  
  1802. 392
  1803. 00:24:24,792 --> 00:24:25,667
  1804. - Oh, yeah. Uh...
  1805.  
  1806. 393
  1807. 00:24:25,750 --> 00:24:28,709
  1808. Listen, I'm... I'm sorry, guys,
  1809. but--
  1810.  
  1811. 394
  1812. 00:24:28,792 --> 00:24:30,875
  1813. - Look, kid, I know how you
  1814. feel, but...
  1815.  
  1816. 395
  1817. 00:24:30,959 --> 00:24:32,875
  1818. trust me, it'll be worth
  1819. your while.
  1820.  
  1821. 396
  1822. 00:24:32,959 --> 00:24:35,542
  1823. - Jeff, the legal terms of Andy's
  1824. will quite clearly state--
  1825.  
  1826. 397
  1827. 00:24:35,625 --> 00:24:38,542
  1828. - The legal terms can lick
  1829. my shitter.
  1830.  
  1831. 398
  1832. 00:24:38,625 --> 00:24:41,542
  1833. You want it done or not?
  1834. - Yes I want it done.
  1835.  
  1836. 399
  1837. 00:24:41,625 --> 00:24:43,875
  1838. And you know what, with no funny stuff--
  1839. - Oh, here we go!
  1840.  
  1841. 400
  1842. 00:24:43,959 --> 00:24:46,041
  1843. Happens every time.
  1844. Five drinks in, never fails.
  1845.  
  1846. 401
  1847. 00:24:46,125 --> 00:24:48,000
  1848. - You know what the odds are
  1849. of the same person
  1850.  
  1851. 402
  1852. 00:24:48,083 --> 00:24:52,041
  1853. winning the three main prizes
  1854. at the Spring Fling Raffle lot?
  1855.  
  1856. 403
  1857. 00:24:52,125 --> 00:24:54,875
  1858. - You know, why don't you
  1859. just come out and say it?
  1860.  
  1861. 404
  1862. 00:24:54,959 --> 00:24:57,000
  1863. Say you think
  1864. I rigged the draw.
  1865.  
  1866. 405
  1867. 00:24:57,083 --> 00:24:59,709
  1868. - If the Boneco 7114
  1869. humidifier fits!
  1870.  
  1871. 406
  1872. 00:24:59,792 --> 00:25:00,875
  1873. Ball!
  1874.  
  1875. 407
  1876. 00:25:00,959 --> 00:25:02,792
  1877. What the...?
  1878.  
  1879. 408
  1880. 00:25:02,875 --> 00:25:04,667
  1881. Marty.
  1882.  
  1883. 409
  1884. 00:25:04,750 --> 00:25:08,917
  1885. - Hey, we're trying to play
  1886. through here! Am I right, guys?
  1887.  
  1888. 410
  1889. 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:10,083
  1890. - No, that's not right.
  1891.  
  1892. 411
  1893. 00:25:10,166 --> 00:25:11,750
  1894. - No, we're standing
  1895. on a bridge.
  1896.  
  1897. 412
  1898. 00:25:11,834 --> 00:25:13,875
  1899. - This... this is not part of
  1900. the course.
  1901.  
  1902. 413
  1903. 00:25:14,750 --> 00:25:16,500
  1904. - Can we just rewind a little?
  1905. What were you saying there?
  1906.  
  1907. 414
  1908. 00:25:16,583 --> 00:25:21,875
  1909. - I'm just saying it could go a long way
  1910. towards setting up a young family. You know?
  1911.  
  1912. 415
  1913. 00:25:21,959 --> 00:25:24,083
  1914. Well, unless you want your kid
  1915. to end up like Vinnie's.
  1916.  
  1917. 416
  1918. 00:25:24,166 --> 00:25:25,125
  1919. One felon and
  1920. one felon in training.
  1921.  
  1922. 417
  1923. 00:25:25,208 --> 00:25:27,291
  1924. What? Tell me I'm wrong.
  1925.  
  1926. 418
  1927. 00:25:27,375 --> 00:25:28,667
  1928. - Look, my oldest is...
  1929.  
  1930. 419
  1931. 00:25:32,083 --> 00:25:34,750
  1932. ...is truly awful.
  1933.  
  1934. 420
  1935. 00:25:34,834 --> 00:25:36,500
  1936. Even the social worker says so.
  1937. - Yeah, lot of good she did.
  1938.  
  1939. 421
  1940. 00:25:36,583 --> 00:25:39,500
  1941. I'm from the government,
  1942. I'm here to help.
  1943.  
  1944. 422
  1945. 00:25:39,583 --> 00:25:43,000
  1946. - She says that some teens just...
  1947. like to show it in public.
  1948.  
  1949. 423
  1950. 00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:47,500
  1951. There's nothing you can do other
  1952. than hope they grow out of it.
  1953.  
  1954. 424
  1955. 00:25:47,583 --> 00:25:51,875
  1956. Does your kid, uh... unzip his fly
  1957. and run through the school yelling:
  1958.  
  1959. 425
  1960. 00:25:51,959 --> 00:25:54,625
  1961. "I'm the teacher, I'm the teacher!
  1962. Learn this! Learn this!"
  1963.  
  1964. 426
  1965. 00:25:54,709 --> 00:25:57,959
  1966. Does your kid...?
  1967. Is that a normal kid thing...
  1968.  
  1969. 427
  1970. 00:25:58,041 --> 00:26:01,208
  1971. - Well, he's just a baby. So...
  1972.  
  1973. 428
  1974. 00:26:03,875 --> 00:26:07,125
  1975. - Okay, fine. Tell him.
  1976.  
  1977. 429
  1978. 00:26:07,208 --> 00:26:10,792
  1979. But the two-day timeline,
  1980. consider that carved in stone!
  1981.  
  1982. 430
  1983. 00:26:10,875 --> 00:26:12,291
  1984. - Ah...
  1985. - Oh, and I will also require
  1986.  
  1987. 431
  1988. 00:26:12,375 --> 00:26:17,792
  1989. what we call in the law business
  1990. evidence of disposal of human remains.
  1991.  
  1992. 432
  1993. 00:26:19,208 --> 00:26:21,417
  1994. - What do they call it outside
  1995. the law business?
  1996.  
  1997. 433
  1998. 00:26:22,208 --> 00:26:24,542
  1999. - Lots of things.
  2000. There's lots of names for it.
  2001.  
  2002. 434
  2003. 00:26:24,625 --> 00:26:27,500
  2004. - Holy shit! $200,000?!
  2005. - I know!
  2006.  
  2007. 435
  2008. 00:26:27,583 --> 00:26:30,709
  2009. All I have to do is take the ashes and
  2010. scatter them on a football field.
  2011.  
  2012. 436
  2013. 00:26:30,792 --> 00:26:33,125
  2014. - College fund, hello!
  2015.  
  2016. 437
  2017. 00:26:33,208 --> 00:26:35,709
  2018. - I know, that's what
  2019. I was thinking.
  2020.  
  2021. 438
  2022. 00:26:35,792 --> 00:26:38,542
  2023. Plus, we now can really talk about the other
  2024. thing that we were, you know, were gonna do.
  2025.  
  2026. 439
  2027. 00:26:40,041 --> 00:26:43,500
  2028. - What other thing? The gastropub thing?
  2029. That's still on the table?
  2030.  
  2031. 440
  2032. 00:26:43,583 --> 00:26:45,000
  2033. - Of course,
  2034. it's still on the table.
  2035.  
  2036. 441
  2037. 00:26:45,083 --> 00:26:47,583
  2038. Why would that not
  2039. be on the table?
  2040.  
  2041. 442
  2042. 00:26:47,667 --> 00:26:49,792
  2043. Just because there's
  2044. a kid at the table now?
  2045.  
  2046. 443
  2047. 00:26:49,875 --> 00:26:51,250
  2048. - Okay, easy, Cranky Pants.
  2049.  
  2050. 444
  2051. 00:26:51,333 --> 00:26:52,667
  2052. I had to put some stuff
  2053. on hold too, you know.
  2054.  
  2055. 445
  2056. 00:26:52,750 --> 00:26:55,917
  2057. I know. I'm sorry. It's...
  2058.  
  2059. 446
  2060. 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,875
  2061. you know, still dealing with
  2062. a death in the family.
  2063.  
  2064. 447
  2065. 00:26:58,959 --> 00:27:01,667
  2066. - Hmm. Still milking that,
  2067. are we?
  2068.  
  2069. 448
  2070. 00:27:01,750 --> 00:27:07,333
  2071. - Okay. You realize that there's a
  2072. half-naked man behind you holding our baby.
  2073.  
  2074. 449
  2075. 00:27:07,417 --> 00:27:09,750
  2076. - Yeah. I just needed a break.
  2077.  
  2078. 450
  2079. 00:27:09,834 --> 00:27:10,834
  2080. - Hmm.
  2081.  
  2082. 451
  2083. 00:27:10,917 --> 00:27:12,750
  2084. Did his shirt need a break too?
  2085.  
  2086. 452
  2087. 00:27:12,834 --> 00:27:16,542
  2088. - It's covered in your son's
  2089. puke. Not that I mind.
  2090.  
  2091. 453
  2092. 00:27:16,625 --> 00:27:20,709
  2093. - Hmm. You're lucky that
  2094. I am very secure.
  2095.  
  2096. 454
  2097. 00:27:20,792 --> 00:27:22,250
  2098. - Hmm?
  2099.  
  2100. 455
  2101. 00:27:22,333 --> 00:27:25,667
  2102. Nothing wrong with looking, is there, Mr.
  2103. Clear Browser History?
  2104.  
  2105. 456
  2106. 00:27:25,750 --> 00:27:29,166
  2107. Hey, um...
  2108. wanna see somethin'?
  2109.  
  2110. 457
  2111. 00:27:30,667 --> 00:27:33,041
  2112. - Yeah, sure, I mean,
  2113. is it okay?
  2114.  
  2115. 458
  2116. 00:27:33,125 --> 00:27:35,834
  2117. Oh!
  2118.  
  2119. 459
  2120. 00:27:35,917 --> 00:27:39,166
  2121. - Does this look normal to you? 'Cause the
  2122. Internet says it is, but I do not think so.
  2123.  
  2124. 460
  2125. 00:27:39,250 --> 00:27:42,542
  2126. - No, it does not look normal!
  2127. What's wrong with you?
  2128.  
  2129. 461
  2130. 00:27:42,625 --> 00:27:44,750
  2131. Trust me,
  2132. it's even worse in person.
  2133.  
  2134. 462
  2135. 00:27:44,834 --> 00:27:45,709
  2136. - Alright. You know what?
  2137. I have to go.
  2138.  
  2139. 463
  2140. 00:27:45,792 --> 00:27:49,083
  2141. Love you.
  2142. - Yeah, you fucking better.
  2143.  
  2144. 464
  2145. 00:27:49,166 --> 00:27:52,125
  2146. 'Cause he's great with our kid
  2147. and I bet I can flip him.
  2148.  
  2149. 465
  2150. 00:27:56,208 --> 00:27:59,667
  2151. You have an appointment with the
  2152. team's PR person at 10 a.m. tomorrow.
  2153.  
  2154. 466
  2155. 00:27:59,750 --> 00:28:04,083
  2156. - Uh, okay.
  2157. What did you tell them?
  2158.  
  2159. 467
  2160. 00:28:04,166 --> 00:28:07,125
  2161. - That you wanted to discuss a
  2162. donation...
  2163.  
  2164. 468
  2165. 00:28:07,208 --> 00:28:08,291
  2166. ...which was kind of true.
  2167.  
  2168. 469
  2169. 00:28:08,375 --> 00:28:11,000
  2170. - Thanks, Mom.
  2171.  
  2172. 470
  2173. 00:28:11,083 --> 00:28:15,750
  2174. Hey, did you know that Dad used
  2175. to have season tickets?
  2176.  
  2177. 471
  2178. 00:28:17,333 --> 00:28:18,291
  2179. - I did.
  2180.  
  2181. 472
  2182. 00:28:18,375 --> 00:28:22,041
  2183. - Oh.
  2184. - Andy...
  2185.  
  2186. 473
  2187. 00:28:22,125 --> 00:28:25,875
  2188. - Did I know that?
  2189. - Ashes to ashes...
  2190.  
  2191. 474
  2192. 00:28:25,959 --> 00:28:28,083
  2193. Whoa!
  2194. - Whoa, whoa, whoa!
  2195.  
  2196. 475
  2197. 00:28:28,166 --> 00:28:29,625
  2198. - Oopsie, all good. Easy fix.
  2199.  
  2200. 476
  2201. 00:28:29,709 --> 00:28:33,041
  2202. - Easy fix!? There's like, what's
  2203. equivalent to a foot on the floor now.
  2204.  
  2205. 477
  2206. 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,625
  2207. - It comes at you faster than
  2208. you think, you know.
  2209.  
  2210. 478
  2211. 00:28:37,709 --> 00:28:40,959
  2212. I hope I'm not all alone
  2213. at the end.
  2214.  
  2215. 479
  2216. 00:28:41,041 --> 00:28:43,125
  2217. - You're not gonna be alone,
  2218. Mom.
  2219.  
  2220. 480
  2221. 00:28:43,208 --> 00:28:47,750
  2222. - My son moved to another city,
  2223. my husband is in a plastic bag.
  2224.  
  2225. 481
  2226. 00:28:47,834 --> 00:28:49,083
  2227. - Ex-husband! Who you hated.
  2228.  
  2229. 482
  2230. 00:28:49,166 --> 00:28:54,125
  2231. - Who stole the best years of
  2232. my life and wore me out,
  2233.  
  2234. 483
  2235. 00:28:54,208 --> 00:28:55,583
  2236. so nobody else
  2237. would ever want me.
  2238.  
  2239. 484
  2240. 00:28:55,667 --> 00:29:01,041
  2241. "Oh, I got time." You get pregnant
  2242. at 19, you do what you have to...
  2243.  
  2244. 485
  2245. 00:29:01,125 --> 00:29:03,667
  2246. Ah-ha!
  2247.  
  2248. 486
  2249. 00:29:04,583 --> 00:29:07,333
  2250. These never tear.
  2251. - Ah...
  2252.  
  2253. 487
  2254. 00:29:07,417 --> 00:29:11,208
  2255. Okay, let's move Dad over here.
  2256.  
  2257. 488
  2258. 00:29:14,500 --> 00:29:16,834
  2259. Let's just...
  2260. - There's a lot of him.
  2261.  
  2262. 489
  2263. 00:29:16,917 --> 00:29:20,125
  2264. - Mm-hmm.
  2265. - I feel like a drug dealer.
  2266.  
  2267. 490
  2268. 00:29:22,417 --> 00:29:24,959
  2269. - So here's something I was
  2270. always curious about.
  2271.  
  2272. 491
  2273. 00:29:26,750 --> 00:29:29,959
  2274. When did you know that you and
  2275. Dad weren't gonna work out?
  2276.  
  2277. 492
  2278. 00:29:30,041 --> 00:29:32,000
  2279. - Why do you ask?
  2280.  
  2281. 493
  2282. 00:29:32,083 --> 00:29:34,250
  2283. - Uh... just wondering.
  2284.  
  2285. 494
  2286. 00:29:36,041 --> 00:29:39,750
  2287. - I'd have to say the second day
  2288. of our honeymoon.
  2289.  
  2290. 495
  2291. 00:29:41,917 --> 00:29:46,083
  2292. Do you remember that Popsicle-stick fort
  2293. we made when you were in grade school?
  2294.  
  2295. 496
  2296. 00:29:47,834 --> 00:29:48,917
  2297. It's fun doing activities.
  2298.  
  2299. 497
  2300. 00:29:50,792 --> 00:29:52,208
  2301. Go on.
  2302.  
  2303. 498
  2304. 00:30:11,458 --> 00:30:14,750
  2305. - You go in the backseat
  2306. in there, Dad.
  2307.  
  2308. 499
  2309. 00:30:54,834 --> 00:30:56,333
  2310. Hello.
  2311.  
  2312. 500
  2313. 00:30:56,417 --> 00:31:01,250
  2314. - Hey, it's Jeff. What number
  2315. came up when you got this?
  2316.  
  2317. 501
  2318. 00:31:01,333 --> 00:31:04,250
  2319. - What... what... my dad's!
  2320. What number you think came up?
  2321.  
  2322. 502
  2323. 00:31:04,333 --> 00:31:07,000
  2324. - Yeah, okay, yeah. Well, he
  2325. said I could have his phone.
  2326.  
  2327. 503
  2328. 00:31:07,083 --> 00:31:11,709
  2329. So I got some roll-over minutes to use up
  2330. before I switch the number. Where are you?
  2331.  
  2332. 504
  2333. 00:31:11,792 --> 00:31:14,333
  2334. - I'm at the Stadium.
  2335. - Wow!
  2336.  
  2337. 505
  2338. 00:31:14,417 --> 00:31:17,291
  2339. Just remember, we need a
  2340. picture, evidence or some shit.
  2341.  
  2342. 506
  2343. 00:31:17,375 --> 00:31:18,959
  2344. And there's a box of stuff
  2345. for you at your dad's house.
  2346.  
  2347. 507
  2348. 00:31:19,041 --> 00:31:23,250
  2349. - Yeah, I'll swing by after.
  2350. Probably...
  2351.  
  2352. 508
  2353. 00:31:24,458 --> 00:31:26,291
  2354. I just realize I don't even know
  2355. where he lived.
  2356.  
  2357. 509
  2358. 00:31:26,375 --> 00:31:28,917
  2359. - I'll send you the address.
  2360. I can meet you there.
  2361.  
  2362. 510
  2363. 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:34,125
  2364. If you get there first, he keeps the key
  2365. under a rusty can by the back door.
  2366.  
  2367. 511
  2368. 00:31:34,208 --> 00:31:35,250
  2369. - Rusty can. Alright.
  2370.  
  2371. 512
  2372. 00:31:35,333 --> 00:31:37,208
  2373. - Lady, I know there's no phone
  2374. at the tables--
  2375.  
  2376. 513
  2377. 00:32:01,959 --> 00:32:03,166
  2378. - Hello!
  2379.  
  2380. 514
  2381. 00:32:05,083 --> 00:32:07,083
  2382. Hi, are you Ken?
  2383.  
  2384. 515
  2385. 00:32:07,166 --> 00:32:10,166
  2386. - Ah, yes.
  2387. - I'm Katherine. Hi.
  2388.  
  2389. 516
  2390. 00:32:10,250 --> 00:32:13,000
  2391. Your assistant said on the phone
  2392. your father recently passed.
  2393.  
  2394. 517
  2395. 00:32:13,083 --> 00:32:14,667
  2396. I'm so sorry for your loss.
  2397. - Thank you.
  2398.  
  2399. 518
  2400. 00:32:14,750 --> 00:32:19,208
  2401. - Have you considered a contribution in
  2402. your father's name to our Foundation?
  2403.  
  2404. 519
  2405. 00:32:19,291 --> 00:32:23,458
  2406. You know, we can actually put
  2407. his name on a brick
  2408.  
  2409. 520
  2410. 00:32:23,542 --> 00:32:24,750
  2411. on our Wall of Super Fans.
  2412.  
  2413. 521
  2414. 00:32:24,834 --> 00:32:29,166
  2415. - Well, that's kind of why I'm
  2416. here. Now this may sound odd,
  2417.  
  2418. 522
  2419. 00:32:29,250 --> 00:32:34,500
  2420. but my dad really wanted his
  2421. ashes scattered on the field.
  2422.  
  2423. 523
  2424. 00:32:34,583 --> 00:32:38,041
  2425. - Hmm...
  2426. - Your field.
  2427.  
  2428. 524
  2429. 00:32:38,125 --> 00:32:39,041
  2430. - Hmm...
  2431.  
  2432. 525
  2433. 00:32:42,458 --> 00:32:44,125
  2434. - That one.
  2435.  
  2436. 526
  2437. 00:32:46,208 --> 00:32:48,917
  2438. - I totally understand and
  2439. we can't do that.
  2440.  
  2441. 527
  2442. 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:52,125
  2443. Just health issues for
  2444. the players, coaches, staff...
  2445.  
  2446. 528
  2447. 00:32:53,208 --> 00:32:57,208
  2448. - And I thought of that, so what if,
  2449. in addition to a sizeable donation,
  2450.  
  2451. 529
  2452. 00:32:57,291 --> 00:33:01,083
  2453. I had a professional cleaning
  2454. service come in with a...
  2455.  
  2456. 530
  2457. 00:33:01,166 --> 00:33:04,542
  2458. you know, like a Shop-Vac?
  2459. Or something better.
  2460.  
  2461. 531
  2462. 00:33:04,625 --> 00:33:07,500
  2463. So that I could just, you know,
  2464. get a picture with the ashes
  2465.  
  2466. 532
  2467. 00:33:07,583 --> 00:33:09,000
  2468. being scattered or placed.
  2469. - Right.
  2470.  
  2471. 533
  2472. 00:33:09,083 --> 00:33:12,375
  2473. - And they can vacuum up
  2474. everything and...
  2475.  
  2476. 534
  2477. 00:33:12,458 --> 00:33:14,417
  2478. like we were never here.
  2479. - Right, right.
  2480.  
  2481. 535
  2482. 00:33:14,500 --> 00:33:18,125
  2483. Yeah, no, we can't do that.
  2484. It's just... it's club policy.
  2485.  
  2486. 536
  2487. 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:23,458
  2488. - Really? Do you really get that
  2489. request enough that there's a rule?
  2490.  
  2491. 537
  2492. 00:33:23,542 --> 00:33:28,500
  2493. - Well, I mean, anything that's not
  2494. authorized is considered unauthorized, so...
  2495.  
  2496. 538
  2497. 00:33:28,583 --> 00:33:30,083
  2498. - Mm-hmm! Right.
  2499.  
  2500. 539
  2501. 00:33:30,166 --> 00:33:33,250
  2502. So what if this one time...
  2503. you just...
  2504.  
  2505. 540
  2506. 00:33:33,333 --> 00:33:36,041
  2507. authorize something that
  2508. was unauthorized?
  2509.  
  2510. 541
  2511. 00:33:36,125 --> 00:33:39,000
  2512. - I'm not authorized, yeah.
  2513.  
  2514. 542
  2515. 00:33:39,083 --> 00:33:43,959
  2516. - Could I speak to someone
  2517. who is?
  2518.  
  2519. 543
  2520. 00:33:44,041 --> 00:33:45,250
  2521. - You know, why don't you send
  2522. us an email?
  2523.  
  2524. 544
  2525. 00:33:48,375 --> 00:33:51,250
  2526. Now, is there anything else
  2527. I can help you with?
  2528.  
  2529. 545
  2530. 00:33:51,709 --> 00:33:55,375
  2531. - Well... no.
  2532.  
  2533. 546
  2534. 00:33:55,458 --> 00:33:57,875
  2535. - All the best. Yeah, again,
  2536.  
  2537. 547
  2538. 00:33:57,959 --> 00:34:00,208
  2539. sorry for your loss.
  2540. - Thank you.
  2541.  
  2542. 548
  2543. 00:34:13,208 --> 00:34:18,000
  2544. Yeah?
  2545. - Hey, buddy, it's your boss.
  2546.  
  2547. 549
  2548. 00:34:18,083 --> 00:34:20,250
  2549. Just wanted to see
  2550. how the funeral went.
  2551.  
  2552. 550
  2553. 00:34:20,333 --> 00:34:24,458
  2554. - It went... about as well as
  2555. could be expected.
  2556.  
  2557. 551
  2558. 00:34:24,542 --> 00:34:25,875
  2559. - Oh, great, awesome.
  2560.  
  2561. 552
  2562. 00:34:25,959 --> 00:34:30,125
  2563. So, hey, any progress on the
  2564. old PP, Senor El Power Pointo?
  2565.  
  2566. 553
  2567. 00:34:30,208 --> 00:34:34,625
  2568. I hate to ask, but it's...
  2569. crazy around here.
  2570.  
  2571. 554
  2572. 00:34:34,709 --> 00:34:35,792
  2573. We're down a guy,
  2574. so it's nuts.
  2575.  
  2576. 555
  2577. 00:34:35,875 --> 00:34:38,625
  2578. - Uh... I'm working on it.
  2579.  
  2580. 556
  2581. 00:34:38,709 --> 00:34:41,458
  2582. - Listen, you do what you need
  2583. for you first, okay?
  2584.  
  2585. 557
  2586. 00:34:41,542 --> 00:34:44,458
  2587. Just let me know later today.
  2588.  
  2589. 558
  2590. 00:34:44,542 --> 00:34:47,208
  2591. - Yeah. Alright.
  2592.  
  2593. 559
  2594. 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,333
  2595. - Hey.
  2596. - Oh, shit!
  2597.  
  2598. 560
  2599. 00:35:52,417 --> 00:35:53,542
  2600. Hey, man.
  2601.  
  2602. 561
  2603. 00:35:53,625 --> 00:35:56,125
  2604. - What the hell you think
  2605. you're doing?
  2606.  
  2607. 562
  2608. 00:35:56,208 --> 00:36:00,000
  2609. - Uh, yeah. Funny story.
  2610. Actually, I was just...
  2611.  
  2612. 563
  2613. 00:36:00,083 --> 00:36:03,458
  2614. meeting with your PR department.
  2615.  
  2616. 564
  2617. 00:36:03,542 --> 00:36:07,291
  2618. - Get off the gate, nutjob.
  2619. - Yeah, I got you.
  2620.  
  2621. 565
  2622. 00:36:07,375 --> 00:36:10,500
  2623. Um... If you could just hand me
  2624. my... my bag real quick.
  2625.  
  2626. 566
  2627. 00:36:12,542 --> 00:36:13,458
  2628. - What's in it?
  2629.  
  2630. 567
  2631. 00:36:15,375 --> 00:36:17,166
  2632. You got a bomb in here?
  2633.  
  2634. 568
  2635. 00:36:17,250 --> 00:36:22,250
  2636. Is this some alt-right
  2637. false flag operation?
  2638.  
  2639. 569
  2640. 00:36:22,333 --> 00:36:25,333
  2641. - What, no? No flags...
  2642.  
  2643. 570
  2644. 00:36:25,417 --> 00:36:28,208
  2645. No, no, no, don't open that,
  2646. please.
  2647.  
  2648. 571
  2649. 00:36:28,291 --> 00:36:29,417
  2650. - I think I better get the cops.
  2651.  
  2652. 572
  2653. 00:36:31,750 --> 00:36:33,291
  2654. - Wait, wait, wait, no!
  2655. It's my dad.
  2656.  
  2657. 573
  2658. 00:36:35,125 --> 00:36:36,542
  2659. It's my dead dad.
  2660. It's his ashes.
  2661.  
  2662. 574
  2663. 00:36:36,625 --> 00:36:37,834
  2664. - Don't play me, kid.
  2665. - I'm not playing you.
  2666.  
  2667. 575
  2668. 00:36:37,917 --> 00:36:41,458
  2669. - How do I know you're just not
  2670. some jock-sniffing pervert?
  2671.  
  2672. 576
  2673. 00:36:43,166 --> 00:36:45,500
  2674. - Well, I mean...
  2675.  
  2676. 577
  2677. 00:36:45,583 --> 00:36:48,583
  2678. It's kinda hard
  2679. to prove a negative.
  2680.  
  2681. 578
  2682. 00:36:48,667 --> 00:36:52,250
  2683. Is that a big problem around
  2684. here? Jock sniffers?
  2685.  
  2686. 579
  2687. 00:36:53,083 --> 00:36:54,709
  2688. - I've seen some things.
  2689.  
  2690. 580
  2691. 00:36:55,834 --> 00:37:00,333
  2692. - Huh. - Would you mind
  2693. getting off my gate, please?
  2694.  
  2695. 581
  2696. 00:37:00,417 --> 00:37:02,500
  2697. - Yeah. Yes, absolutely.
  2698.  
  2699. 582
  2700. 00:37:05,625 --> 00:37:07,542
  2701. Alright, here I go.
  2702.  
  2703. 583
  2704. 00:37:07,625 --> 00:37:10,625
  2705. Okay.
  2706.  
  2707. 584
  2708. 00:37:10,709 --> 00:37:13,583
  2709. Just hand me my bag, please.
  2710. - Sure.
  2711.  
  2712. 585
  2713. 00:37:14,709 --> 00:37:16,583
  2714. What's it worth to you?
  2715.  
  2716. 586
  2717. 00:37:17,792 --> 00:37:21,000
  2718. - How's 20 bucks?
  2719.  
  2720. 587
  2721. 00:37:21,083 --> 00:37:23,500
  2722. - Deal.
  2723. - Alright.
  2724.  
  2725. 588
  2726. 00:37:26,750 --> 00:37:29,333
  2727. Or... uh...
  2728.  
  2729. 589
  2730. 00:37:29,417 --> 00:37:31,166
  2731. how about...
  2732.  
  2733. 590
  2734. 00:37:31,250 --> 00:37:33,333
  2735. I give you everything in my
  2736. wallet
  2737.  
  2738. 591
  2739. 00:37:33,417 --> 00:37:38,375
  2740. if you just take those ashes
  2741. and sprinkle them at midfield?
  2742.  
  2743. 592
  2744. 00:37:39,917 --> 00:37:41,792
  2745. - How much is everything?
  2746.  
  2747. 593
  2748. 00:37:44,375 --> 00:37:45,500
  2749. - I got...
  2750.  
  2751. 594
  2752. 00:37:45,583 --> 00:37:49,333
  2753. 20... 40... 50...
  2754.  
  2755. 595
  2756. 00:37:50,583 --> 00:37:53,458
  2757. I can head to an ATM.
  2758. - No!
  2759.  
  2760. 596
  2761. 00:37:54,834 --> 00:37:57,417
  2762. Better off no paper trail.
  2763.  
  2764. 597
  2765. 00:37:57,500 --> 00:37:59,333
  2766. These guys'll be done in a
  2767. couple hours.
  2768.  
  2769. 598
  2770. 00:37:59,417 --> 00:38:03,208
  2771. I'm already off,
  2772. but I'll come back.
  2773.  
  2774. 599
  2775. 00:38:03,291 --> 00:38:04,500
  2776. - Perfect.
  2777.  
  2778. 600
  2779. 00:38:04,583 --> 00:38:06,625
  2780. I'll just wait for you here.
  2781. - Can't wait.
  2782.  
  2783. 601
  2784. 00:38:06,709 --> 00:38:09,333
  2785. Security does sweeps,
  2786. you'll get us caught.
  2787.  
  2788. 602
  2789. 00:38:09,417 --> 00:38:12,667
  2790. - Okay, here, here.
  2791. Take my card, okay?
  2792.  
  2793. 603
  2794. 00:38:12,750 --> 00:38:16,792
  2795. Kenneth Wall, that's me.
  2796. Here's my phone number, okay?
  2797.  
  2798. 604
  2799. 00:38:16,875 --> 00:38:18,917
  2800. Take that, if you could text me
  2801.  
  2802. 605
  2803. 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:22,792
  2804. a picture of you dumping
  2805. the ashes at midfield.
  2806.  
  2807. 606
  2808. 00:38:22,875 --> 00:38:24,709
  2809. - Sure, yeah.
  2810. - Okay?
  2811.  
  2812. 607
  2813. 00:38:24,792 --> 00:38:26,208
  2814. You got a phone?
  2815. - Yeah.
  2816.  
  2817. 608
  2818. 00:38:26,291 --> 00:38:27,625
  2819. - You know how to text?
  2820.  
  2821. 609
  2822. 00:38:29,709 --> 00:38:33,291
  2823. Alright, cool. Thanks, man.
  2824. - You...
  2825.  
  2826. 610
  2827. 00:38:34,291 --> 00:38:36,500
  2828. If you want... I should say
  2829. something when I dump him?
  2830.  
  2831. 611
  2832. 00:38:36,583 --> 00:38:40,542
  2833. - Uh... if the mood strikes you.
  2834. - I know a poem.
  2835.  
  2836. 612
  2837. 00:38:40,625 --> 00:38:44,000
  2838. - Cool. That'd be great.
  2839.  
  2840. 613
  2841. 00:38:44,083 --> 00:38:46,333
  2842. - "Do not stand on my grave
  2843. and weep.
  2844.  
  2845. 614
  2846. 00:38:46,417 --> 00:38:50,208
  2847. I am not there,
  2848. I do not sleep.
  2849.  
  2850. 615
  2851. 00:38:50,291 --> 00:38:52,875
  2852. I'm a thousand winds that blow.
  2853.  
  2854. 616
  2855. 00:38:52,959 --> 00:38:57,208
  2856. I'm the diamond glints on snow.
  2857.  
  2858. 617
  2859. 00:38:57,291 --> 00:39:00,000
  2860. I am the sun
  2861. on ripened grain.
  2862.  
  2863. 618
  2864. 00:39:00,083 --> 00:39:03,333
  2865. I am the gentle autumn rain."
  2866.  
  2867. 619
  2868. 00:39:03,417 --> 00:39:06,917
  2869. - It's beautiful. Thank you.
  2870. Alright.
  2871.  
  2872. 620
  2873. 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,834
  2874. - "When you awaken..."
  2875. - Not done yet, okay.
  2876.  
  2877. 621
  2878. 00:39:09,917 --> 00:39:12,083
  2879. - "...in the morning hush.
  2880.  
  2881. 622
  2882. 00:39:12,166 --> 00:39:15,959
  2883. I am the swift uplifting rush
  2884.  
  2885. 623
  2886. 00:39:16,041 --> 00:39:18,417
  2887. of quiet birds in circled
  2888. flight.
  2889.  
  2890. 624
  2891. 00:39:18,500 --> 00:39:21,667
  2892. I am the soft stars
  2893. that shine at night.
  2894.  
  2895. 625
  2896. 00:39:21,750 --> 00:39:24,625
  2897. Do not stand at my grave
  2898. and cry.
  2899.  
  2900. 626
  2901. 00:39:24,709 --> 00:39:29,000
  2902. I am not there; I did not die."
  2903.  
  2904. 627
  2905. 00:40:55,625 --> 00:40:58,083
  2906. Hmm...
  2907.  
  2908. 628
  2909. 00:41:06,041 --> 00:41:08,583
  2910. - Hey, buddy!
  2911.  
  2912. 629
  2913. 00:41:08,667 --> 00:41:10,041
  2914. How's it going?
  2915.  
  2916. 630
  2917. 00:41:10,125 --> 00:41:12,959
  2918. I'm in my dad's house.
  2919.  
  2920. 631
  2921. 00:41:13,041 --> 00:41:15,834
  2922. - Why are you whispering?
  2923.  
  2924. 632
  2925. 00:41:15,917 --> 00:41:17,542
  2926. - I don't know.
  2927.  
  2928. 633
  2929. 00:41:18,417 --> 00:41:19,834
  2930. Check this out.
  2931.  
  2932. 634
  2933. 00:41:21,041 --> 00:41:24,709
  2934. - What is that?
  2935. - A drill press, I think.
  2936.  
  2937. 635
  2938. 00:41:24,792 --> 00:41:26,208
  2939. - He wasn't a serial killer,
  2940. was he?
  2941.  
  2942. 636
  2943. 00:41:26,291 --> 00:41:30,208
  2944. - Um, I'm gonna go with...
  2945.  
  2946. 637
  2947. 00:41:30,291 --> 00:41:32,458
  2948. ...maybe.
  2949. - That's not funny,
  2950.  
  2951. 638
  2952. 00:41:32,542 --> 00:41:33,583
  2953. that shit's fucking genetic.
  2954.  
  2955. 639
  2956. 00:41:35,500 --> 00:41:37,583
  2957. - Oh, found the remote.
  2958.  
  2959. 640
  2960. 00:41:41,625 --> 00:41:43,875
  2961. - Did someone already clear out
  2962. his stuff?
  2963.  
  2964. 641
  2965. 00:41:43,959 --> 00:41:46,000
  2966. - No, I think this is just
  2967.  
  2968. 642
  2969. 00:41:46,083 --> 00:41:47,667
  2970. how he lived.
  2971.  
  2972. 643
  2973. 00:41:49,208 --> 00:41:52,083
  2974. - Wow... it's really...
  2975.  
  2976. 644
  2977. 00:41:52,166 --> 00:41:53,917
  2978. lonely.
  2979.  
  2980. 645
  2981. 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:55,917
  2982. - Creepy.
  2983.  
  2984. 646
  2985. 00:41:59,750 --> 00:42:02,000
  2986. Holy shit.
  2987.  
  2988. 647
  2989. 00:42:03,875 --> 00:42:06,041
  2990. What the...
  2991. - Wow...
  2992.  
  2993. 648
  2994. 00:42:06,125 --> 00:42:09,166
  2995. Okay, I guess he had a thing
  2996. for planes.
  2997.  
  2998. 649
  2999. 00:42:09,250 --> 00:42:11,500
  3000. - Apparently.
  3001.  
  3002. 650
  3003. 00:42:12,709 --> 00:42:14,500
  3004. - And Halloween-themed
  3005. carpeting.
  3006.  
  3007. 651
  3008. 00:42:14,583 --> 00:42:18,083
  3009. What if he had this like,
  3010. weird secret fetish that...
  3011.  
  3012. 652
  3013. 00:42:18,166 --> 00:42:21,417
  3014. Holy shit, Ken, behind you!
  3015. - What the fuck?!
  3016.  
  3017. 653
  3018. 00:42:21,500 --> 00:42:23,750
  3019. - Easy, A-Rod!
  3020. The door was open.
  3021.  
  3022. 654
  3023. 00:42:23,834 --> 00:42:25,625
  3024. - You scared the shit out of me.
  3025. Sorry.
  3026.  
  3027. 655
  3028. 00:42:27,583 --> 00:42:29,125
  3029. Oh, that's my wife, Laurie.
  3030.  
  3031. 656
  3032. 00:42:29,208 --> 00:42:33,709
  3033. Laurie, this is Jeff, he's
  3034. the executor of my dad's will.
  3035.  
  3036. 657
  3037. 00:42:33,792 --> 00:42:36,709
  3038. - Nice to meet you, pretty lady.
  3039. - Hi! Nice to meet you.
  3040.  
  3041. 658
  3042. 00:42:36,792 --> 00:42:39,000
  3043. Sorry to scream,
  3044.  
  3045. 659
  3046. 00:42:39,083 --> 00:42:41,625
  3047. I just didn't exp--
  3048.  
  3049. 660
  3050. 00:42:41,709 --> 00:42:43,583
  3051. Fuck, Ken. Not again.
  3052.  
  3053. 661
  3054. 00:42:43,667 --> 00:42:45,500
  3055. - What did I do?
  3056.  
  3057. 662
  3058. 00:42:45,583 --> 00:42:48,709
  3059. - They really stay filled out
  3060. after they pop one, don't they?
  3061.  
  3062. 663
  3063. 00:42:50,291 --> 00:42:51,792
  3064. I'm talking about her titties.
  3065. - Yeah, I got it.
  3066.  
  3067. 664
  3068. 00:42:55,875 --> 00:42:58,000
  3069. - Here's that box I was telling
  3070. you about.
  3071.  
  3072. 665
  3073. 00:42:58,375 --> 00:43:00,709
  3074. - Yeah.
  3075.  
  3076. 666
  3077. 00:43:02,250 --> 00:43:04,125
  3078. Native-American man
  3079. in a loin cloth.
  3080.  
  3081. 667
  3082. 00:43:04,208 --> 00:43:05,792
  3083. That's not mine.
  3084.  
  3085. 668
  3086. 00:43:07,166 --> 00:43:08,542
  3087. Ah...
  3088.  
  3089. 669
  3090. 00:43:08,625 --> 00:43:12,250
  3091. Sports Illustrated
  3092. calendar from 2007.
  3093.  
  3094. 670
  3095. 00:43:16,667 --> 00:43:19,792
  3096. What's this?
  3097. - Your dad was quite an athlete.
  3098.  
  3099. 671
  3100. 00:43:19,875 --> 00:43:24,083
  3101. - Yeah, this is mine.
  3102. From like... 25 years ago.
  3103.  
  3104. 672
  3105. 00:43:25,125 --> 00:43:27,834
  3106. Peewee division C tournament
  3107. champion.
  3108.  
  3109. 673
  3110. 00:43:27,917 --> 00:43:30,625
  3111. Smallest guy on the team. I, uh...
  3112. I scored the winning touchdown.
  3113.  
  3114. 674
  3115. 00:43:30,709 --> 00:43:33,917
  3116. Interception, free safety,
  3117. of course.
  3118.  
  3119. 675
  3120. 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:37,959
  3121. Forty-yard run, got tackled at
  3122. the one...
  3123.  
  3124. 676
  3125. 00:43:38,041 --> 00:43:40,375
  3126. fumbled, came up
  3127. with the ball... ah!
  3128.  
  3129. 677
  3130. 00:43:40,458 --> 00:43:44,250
  3131. Rob Seydoff, the biggest guy on the team
  3132. fell on my arm, broke it in three places.
  3133.  
  3134. 678
  3135. 00:43:44,333 --> 00:43:46,125
  3136. Mom never let me play again.
  3137. - Wow.
  3138.  
  3139. 679
  3140. 00:43:46,208 --> 00:43:49,125
  3141. And he kept that souvenir
  3142. all these years.
  3143.  
  3144. 680
  3145. 00:43:49,208 --> 00:43:53,667
  3146. He probably had some fond memories of
  3147. you... out there, playing your heart out.
  3148.  
  3149. 681
  3150. 00:43:53,750 --> 00:43:58,709
  3151. - Yeah, no, he... he missed it.
  3152. Last-minute meeting.
  3153.  
  3154. 682
  3155. 00:43:59,500 --> 00:44:01,083
  3156. - You know, a man's gotta work.
  3157.  
  3158. 683
  3159. 00:44:01,166 --> 00:44:02,250
  3160. - Last-minute meeting means
  3161. he'd get drunk at lunch.
  3162.  
  3163. 684
  3164. 00:44:05,291 --> 00:44:07,959
  3165. - Anything else you wanna take?
  3166. - No, I'm good.
  3167.  
  3168. 685
  3169. 00:44:13,792 --> 00:44:16,750
  3170. So what's the deal with all
  3171. the airplane stuff?
  3172.  
  3173. 686
  3174. 00:44:16,834 --> 00:44:19,709
  3175. - You didn't know? Your dad
  3176. always wanted to be a pilot.
  3177.  
  3178. 687
  3179. 00:44:19,792 --> 00:44:21,041
  3180. - Really?
  3181. - Yeah.
  3182.  
  3183. 688
  3184. 00:44:21,125 --> 00:44:22,917
  3185. He even took flying lessons
  3186. when he was y...
  3187.  
  3188. 689
  3189. 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:25,083
  3190. Oh, my God!
  3191.  
  3192. 690
  3193. 00:44:26,291 --> 00:44:28,291
  3194. Yeah, I guess this was
  3195. the next best thing.
  3196.  
  3197. 691
  3198. 00:44:31,083 --> 00:44:32,834
  3199. You know, I should probably...
  3200.  
  3201. 692
  3202. 00:44:32,917 --> 00:44:35,917
  3203. I should probably keep these.
  3204.  
  3205. 693
  3206. 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:38,917
  3207. You know, I just wouldn't want
  3208. the guys at Goodwill getting
  3209.  
  3210. 694
  3211. 00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:40,917
  3212. the wrong idea about
  3213. your old man.
  3214.  
  3215. 695
  3216. 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,083
  3217. - Knock yourself out.
  3218.  
  3219. 696
  3220. 00:44:44,166 --> 00:44:45,542
  3221. - You hungry?
  3222.  
  3223. 697
  3224. 00:44:48,667 --> 00:44:50,750
  3225. - It'll be fine.
  3226. - Oh, I don't know.
  3227.  
  3228. 698
  3229. 00:44:50,834 --> 00:44:53,667
  3230. I'm the executor, I'm supposed to
  3231. witness any ash-related activity.
  3232.  
  3233. 699
  3234. 00:44:53,750 --> 00:44:55,333
  3235. I'll be signing an affidavit.
  3236.  
  3237. 700
  3238. 00:44:55,417 --> 00:44:57,959
  3239. - Well, it's the only way
  3240. it was gonna happen.
  3241.  
  3242. 701
  3243. 00:44:58,041 --> 00:44:59,166
  3244. - Well, I guess.
  3245.  
  3246. 702
  3247. 00:44:59,250 --> 00:45:01,583
  3248. - Good food here?
  3249. - No, no, terrible.
  3250.  
  3251. 703
  3252. 00:45:01,667 --> 00:45:03,291
  3253. Your dad's favourite spot.
  3254.  
  3255. 704
  3256. 00:45:03,375 --> 00:45:04,417
  3257. Ah, looks like someone got their
  3258. suspension lifted.
  3259.  
  3260. 705
  3261. 00:45:04,500 --> 00:45:06,667
  3262. It's a grabby Irish fuck.
  3263.  
  3264. 706
  3265. 00:45:06,750 --> 00:45:09,625
  3266. Don't get the wrong idea
  3267. about your dad.
  3268.  
  3269. 707
  3270. 00:45:09,709 --> 00:45:12,959
  3271. He wasn't some pervert. Never liked
  3272. to sit right up in sniffer's row.
  3273.  
  3274. 708
  3275. 00:45:13,041 --> 00:45:16,333
  3276. He said:
  3277. "Too close ruins the mystery."
  3278.  
  3279. 709
  3280. 00:45:16,417 --> 00:45:19,000
  3281. - Try watching a kid come out of
  3282. there.
  3283.  
  3284. 710
  3285. 00:45:19,083 --> 00:45:20,917
  3286. - What kind of sick bastard
  3287. are you?
  3288.  
  3289. 711
  3290. 00:45:21,917 --> 00:45:23,291
  3291. - So, uh...
  3292.  
  3293. 712
  3294. 00:45:23,917 --> 00:45:26,709
  3295. was my dad seeing anyone?
  3296.  
  3297. 713
  3298. 00:45:27,333 --> 00:45:29,959
  3299. - Yeah, women get to a certain age,
  3300. they don't wanna bone anymore.
  3301.  
  3302. 714
  3303. 00:45:30,041 --> 00:45:33,917
  3304. And your dad was very private
  3305. about that kind of thing.
  3306.  
  3307. 715
  3308. 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:34,875
  3309. And I prefer women of a certain
  3310. vintage,
  3311.  
  3312. 716
  3313. 00:45:34,959 --> 00:45:38,125
  3314. but given the choice
  3315. between nothing and
  3316.  
  3317. 717
  3318. 00:45:38,208 --> 00:45:39,959
  3319. a young pro with a
  3320. kung fu grip...
  3321.  
  3322. 718
  3323. 00:45:40,041 --> 00:45:41,417
  3324. this is not ideal.
  3325.  
  3326. 719
  3327. 00:45:41,500 --> 00:45:43,083
  3328. - So, the AA meeting broke
  3329. early.
  3330.  
  3331. 720
  3332. 00:45:43,166 --> 00:45:44,917
  3333. You got 20 minutes left
  3334. to the buffet. Get you a drink?
  3335.  
  3336. 721
  3337. 00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,208
  3338. - Oh, thanks, it's a little
  3339. early for me.
  3340.  
  3341. 722
  3342. 00:45:47,291 --> 00:45:48,834
  3343. There's a two-drink
  3344. minimum, honey.
  3345.  
  3346. 723
  3347. 00:45:48,917 --> 00:45:50,250
  3348. - Well, I guess, uh...
  3349.  
  3350. 724
  3351. 00:45:50,333 --> 00:45:51,875
  3352. - My God!
  3353.  
  3354. 725
  3355. 00:45:51,959 --> 00:45:55,166
  3356. You look exactly
  3357. like this guy I know.
  3358.  
  3359. 726
  3360. 00:45:55,250 --> 00:45:58,834
  3361. - Yeah, maybe because
  3362. it's Andy's kid.
  3363.  
  3364. 727
  3365. 00:45:58,917 --> 00:46:00,000
  3366. - No, shit.
  3367.  
  3368. 728
  3369. 00:46:01,083 --> 00:46:03,125
  3370. No fucking shit!
  3371.  
  3372. 729
  3373. 00:46:03,208 --> 00:46:05,750
  3374. Cindy! Get your tits over here!
  3375.  
  3376. 730
  3377. 00:46:05,834 --> 00:46:09,291
  3378. - Hey, Velvet, could you, uh... get
  3379. me a Bloody Mary and her sister?
  3380.  
  3381. 731
  3382. 00:46:09,375 --> 00:46:10,208
  3383. - Lunch of champions.
  3384.  
  3385. 732
  3386. 00:46:10,291 --> 00:46:12,667
  3387. And you?
  3388. - Does it have to be alcoholic?
  3389.  
  3390. 733
  3391. 00:46:13,417 --> 00:46:16,208
  3392. - What are you? A comedian?
  3393. - I'll just have a Coke.
  3394.  
  3395. 734
  3396. 00:46:16,291 --> 00:46:17,375
  3397. - Two Jack and Cokes.
  3398.  
  3399. 735
  3400. 00:46:18,583 --> 00:46:20,792
  3401. - Some horny boys over here
  3402. looking for a little lap love?
  3403.  
  3404. 736
  3405. 00:46:20,875 --> 00:46:22,834
  3406. - Who does he look like?
  3407.  
  3408. 737
  3409. 00:46:23,917 --> 00:46:25,709
  3410. Who does
  3411. he think he looks like?
  3412.  
  3413. 738
  3414. 00:46:28,375 --> 00:46:29,417
  3415. - Hello.
  3416.  
  3417. 739
  3418. 00:46:30,750 --> 00:46:32,250
  3419. - It's like a little Andy.
  3420.  
  3421. 740
  3422. 00:46:32,333 --> 00:46:35,208
  3423. I mean, not what Andy calls
  3424. his little Andy, but...
  3425.  
  3426. 741
  3427. 00:46:35,291 --> 00:46:37,750
  3428. Wow!
  3429.  
  3430. 742
  3431. 00:46:37,834 --> 00:46:40,041
  3432. - That's his kid.
  3433.  
  3434. 743
  3435. 00:46:40,125 --> 00:46:41,333
  3436. - Aw...
  3437.  
  3438. 744
  3439. 00:46:42,291 --> 00:46:44,250
  3440. Hey, I can do
  3441. a father-son discount.
  3442.  
  3443. 745
  3444. 00:46:44,333 --> 00:46:45,875
  3445. Where is the old rascal?
  3446.  
  3447. 746
  3448. 00:46:45,959 --> 00:46:48,458
  3449. - He's uh... he's gone, honey.
  3450.  
  3451. 747
  3452. 00:46:50,250 --> 00:46:51,083
  3453. He's dead.
  3454.  
  3455. 748
  3456. 00:46:51,458 --> 00:46:53,834
  3457. - What?
  3458.  
  3459. 749
  3460. 00:46:54,500 --> 00:46:57,208
  3461. - Well, that's poopy.
  3462.  
  3463. 750
  3464. 00:46:57,291 --> 00:46:58,917
  3465. Miss, the check, please!
  3466.  
  3467. 751
  3468. 00:47:01,333 --> 00:47:03,417
  3469. - I knew he was sick.
  3470.  
  3471. 752
  3472. 00:47:03,500 --> 00:47:05,875
  3473. I'm so sorry--
  3474. - For my loss, yes.
  3475.  
  3476. 753
  3477. 00:47:05,959 --> 00:47:07,125
  3478. Thank you very much.
  3479.  
  3480. 754
  3481. 00:47:08,166 --> 00:47:09,083
  3482. - How about a dance
  3483. on the house?
  3484.  
  3485. 755
  3486. 00:47:09,166 --> 00:47:12,542
  3487. I mean, you guys can still tip
  3488. if you want.
  3489.  
  3490. 756
  3491. 00:47:12,625 --> 00:47:14,375
  3492. - I'm okay.
  3493. - That'd be swell.
  3494.  
  3495. 757
  3496. 00:47:14,458 --> 00:47:17,959
  3497. - Oh, yay! I've been so horny
  3498. all morning.
  3499.  
  3500. 758
  3501. 00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:20,792
  3502. - Stroke of luck for me then.
  3503.  
  3504. 759
  3505. 00:47:22,417 --> 00:47:23,959
  3506. Your dad was so great.
  3507.  
  3508. 760
  3509. 00:47:24,041 --> 00:47:25,750
  3510. - Thank you, very sweet of you.
  3511.  
  3512. 761
  3513. 00:47:25,834 --> 00:47:27,417
  3514. - She's not just saying that.
  3515.  
  3516. 762
  3517. 00:47:27,500 --> 00:47:29,375
  3518. When Cindy needed braces, her...
  3519.  
  3520. 763
  3521. 00:47:29,458 --> 00:47:31,083
  3522. Maggie's son's lawyer -
  3523.  
  3524. 764
  3525. 00:47:31,166 --> 00:47:32,834
  3526. Friday Maggie,
  3527. not pierced Maggie -
  3528.  
  3529. 765
  3530. 00:47:32,917 --> 00:47:34,291
  3531. when he turned out to be a
  3532. total piece of shit,
  3533.  
  3534. 766
  3535. 00:47:34,375 --> 00:47:36,875
  3536. Andy was the first one
  3537. with his wallet out.
  3538.  
  3539. 767
  3540. 00:47:36,959 --> 00:47:40,166
  3541. - Did you know he invented cutting the pockets
  3542. out of the inside of your sweat pants?
  3543.  
  3544. 768
  3545. 00:47:40,250 --> 00:47:42,166
  3546. - I did not. But no doubt that
  3547. he said that.
  3548.  
  3549. 769
  3550. 00:47:42,250 --> 00:47:46,125
  3551. - Yeah. I mean, even toward
  3552. the end, when he couldn't...
  3553.  
  3554. 770
  3555. 00:47:47,250 --> 00:47:49,959
  3556. express his affection
  3557. the way most guys do,
  3558.  
  3559. 771
  3560. 00:47:50,041 --> 00:47:52,458
  3561. he would still come in here
  3562. just to talk.
  3563.  
  3564. 772
  3565. 00:47:52,542 --> 00:47:54,000
  3566. - Wait a minute.
  3567.  
  3568. 773
  3569. 00:47:54,083 --> 00:47:57,458
  3570. You knew he was sick
  3571. and you didn't tell me?!
  3572.  
  3573. 774
  3574. 00:47:58,625 --> 00:48:01,417
  3575. - Client-dancer confidentiality,
  3576. you taught me that.
  3577.  
  3578. 775
  3579. 00:48:01,500 --> 00:48:04,208
  3580. - Don't worry about it. I'm his
  3581. kid and he didn't even tell me.
  3582.  
  3583. 776
  3584. 00:48:04,291 --> 00:48:07,250
  3585. It's not like he's... a decent
  3586. human being in any way.
  3587.  
  3588. 777
  3589. 00:48:07,333 --> 00:48:08,500
  3590. - Hey!
  3591.  
  3592. 778
  3593. 00:48:08,583 --> 00:48:11,208
  3594. Shut your mouth.
  3595.  
  3596. 779
  3597. 00:48:11,291 --> 00:48:14,083
  3598. - It's okay. It's okay...
  3599.  
  3600. 780
  3601. 00:48:16,834 --> 00:48:18,208
  3602. - Hey, I'm sorry.
  3603.  
  3604. 781
  3605. 00:48:18,291 --> 00:48:21,959
  3606. I mean, he wasn't the greatest
  3607. guy all the time, but...
  3608.  
  3609. 782
  3610. 00:48:22,041 --> 00:48:24,125
  3611. you know,
  3612. we all have our faults.
  3613.  
  3614. 783
  3615. 00:48:25,083 --> 00:48:26,250
  3616. - Did you guys...?
  3617.  
  3618. 784
  3619. 00:48:26,792 --> 00:48:29,041
  3620. - A long time ago.
  3621.  
  3622. 785
  3623. 00:48:29,875 --> 00:48:31,750
  3624. - Guesstimate for me.
  3625.  
  3626. 786
  3627. 00:48:31,834 --> 00:48:34,125
  3628. - 20 years...
  3629.  
  3630. 787
  3631. 00:48:34,208 --> 00:48:36,458
  3632. The 90's are a little fuzzy
  3633. for me.
  3634.  
  3635. 788
  3636. 00:48:36,542 --> 00:48:39,166
  3637. - Before or after my parents
  3638. split up?
  3639.  
  3640. 789
  3641. 00:48:40,208 --> 00:48:41,542
  3642. - Hey, I'm sorry, kid.
  3643.  
  3644. 790
  3645. 00:48:41,625 --> 00:48:44,083
  3646. I didn't pull the ripcord
  3647. on your parents' marriage.
  3648.  
  3649. 791
  3650. 00:48:44,959 --> 00:48:47,333
  3651. I was just one of the many spots
  3652. he landed.
  3653.  
  3654. 792
  3655. 00:48:47,417 --> 00:48:51,166
  3656. Jesus! He was a charmer.
  3657.  
  3658. 793
  3659. 00:48:52,041 --> 00:48:55,125
  3660. You know, on our first date, he
  3661. bought this little stuffed bear.
  3662.  
  3663. 794
  3664. 00:48:55,959 --> 00:48:59,041
  3665. God, we got shit-faced and
  3666. ended up in a tattoo parlour!
  3667.  
  3668. 795
  3669. 00:48:59,125 --> 00:49:00,500
  3670. Oh, no, no, that's okay.
  3671. - That's it.
  3672.  
  3673. 796
  3674. 00:49:00,583 --> 00:49:02,166
  3675. - Yep, there it is.
  3676.  
  3677. 797
  3678. 00:49:03,083 --> 00:49:07,083
  3679. - I was a tight piece of ass
  3680. back then.
  3681.  
  3682. 798
  3683. 00:49:07,166 --> 00:49:08,875
  3684. - Oh, yeah, she was.
  3685.  
  3686. 799
  3687. 00:49:08,959 --> 00:49:10,750
  3688. I saw a VHS evidence tape of her once.
  3689.  
  3690. 800
  3691. 00:49:10,834 --> 00:49:13,000
  3692. - Your dad...
  3693.  
  3694. 801
  3695. 00:49:13,083 --> 00:49:16,125
  3696. He could treat a lady like
  3697. a f-ing lady!
  3698.  
  3699. 802
  3700. 00:49:20,500 --> 00:49:22,375
  3701. - Aw...
  3702.  
  3703. 803
  3704. 00:49:22,834 --> 00:49:24,291
  3705. Don't be blue.
  3706.  
  3707. 804
  3708. 00:49:26,041 --> 00:49:28,542
  3709. - I'm okay.
  3710. - He's fine, he's fine.
  3711.  
  3712. 805
  3713. 00:49:28,625 --> 00:49:31,291
  3714. - No, look at him.
  3715. He's all frowny.
  3716.  
  3717. 806
  3718. 00:49:32,333 --> 00:49:35,458
  3719. - Yeah, that's just the way
  3720. my face kind of sits.
  3721.  
  3722. 807
  3723. 00:49:37,417 --> 00:49:39,458
  3724. - Let's see what you inherited
  3725. from your old man.
  3726.  
  3727. 808
  3728. 00:49:39,542 --> 00:49:40,834
  3729. - Huh?
  3730.  
  3731. 809
  3732. 00:49:40,917 --> 00:49:42,917
  3733. It's okay, thank you.
  3734. I'm sorry.
  3735.  
  3736. 810
  3737. 00:49:44,333 --> 00:49:45,583
  3738. - I got it, I got it.
  3739.  
  3740. 811
  3741. 00:49:52,333 --> 00:49:54,208
  3742. Hey, you alright?
  3743.  
  3744. 812
  3745. 00:49:54,291 --> 00:49:55,542
  3746. You didn't go hair-trigger,
  3747. did you?
  3748.  
  3749. 813
  3750. 00:49:56,458 --> 00:49:58,625
  3751. - This is all some big fucking
  3752. joke to you, huh?
  3753.  
  3754. 814
  3755. 00:49:58,709 --> 00:50:01,041
  3756. Hey, I know what'd be funny,
  3757.  
  3758. 815
  3759. 00:50:01,125 --> 00:50:05,417
  3760. is if the stripper that used to jerk off
  3761. my buddy Andy, jerked off his son too!
  3762.  
  3763. 816
  3764. 00:50:05,500 --> 00:50:06,875
  3765. Oh, you know
  3766. what'd be even better?
  3767.  
  3768. 817
  3769. 00:50:06,959 --> 00:50:10,959
  3770. Is if that same stripper knew that
  3771. he was dying before even I did.
  3772.  
  3773. 818
  3774. 00:50:11,041 --> 00:50:13,208
  3775. - Technically, you never even
  3776. knew he was dying, so--
  3777.  
  3778. 819
  3779. 00:50:13,291 --> 00:50:13,750
  3780. - No, technically,
  3781. he's an asshole.
  3782.  
  3783. 820
  3784. 00:50:13,834 --> 00:50:16,208
  3785. - A complex asshole.
  3786.  
  3787. 821
  3788. 00:50:16,291 --> 00:50:18,291
  3789. - A complex asshole
  3790. who left my mom for a stripper.
  3791.  
  3792. 822
  3793. 00:50:18,375 --> 00:50:20,792
  3794. - And who cared about
  3795. the juvenile justice system.
  3796.  
  3797. 823
  3798. 00:50:20,875 --> 00:50:22,583
  3799. - For a stripper's kid.
  3800.  
  3801. 824
  3802. 00:50:22,667 --> 00:50:26,291
  3803. - You're obsessed with the erotic
  3804. arts, aren't you?
  3805.  
  3806. 825
  3807. 00:50:30,208 --> 00:50:31,417
  3808. - Hello?
  3809.  
  3810. 826
  3811. 00:50:31,500 --> 00:50:33,959
  3812. - Son of a bitch!
  3813. If you came in town
  3814.  
  3815. 827
  3816. 00:50:34,041 --> 00:50:35,542
  3817. and didn't tell me,
  3818. I'll fucking kill you.
  3819.  
  3820. 828
  3821. 00:50:35,625 --> 00:50:36,125
  3822. - Cam!
  3823.  
  3824. 829
  3825. 00:50:36,208 --> 00:50:40,333
  3826. What's up, man? Uh...
  3827.  
  3828. 830
  3829. 00:50:40,417 --> 00:50:43,834
  3830. Sorry I didn't call you.
  3831. I'm here for my dad's funeral.
  3832.  
  3833. 831
  3834. 00:50:43,917 --> 00:50:45,625
  3835. - Oh... sorry for your loss.
  3836.  
  3837. 832
  3838. 00:50:45,709 --> 00:50:48,208
  3839. Is that what people say?
  3840.  
  3841. 833
  3842. 00:50:48,291 --> 00:50:49,208
  3843. - That's about all they say.
  3844.  
  3845. 834
  3846. 00:50:49,291 --> 00:50:52,458
  3847. How did you...
  3848. how did you know I was here?
  3849.  
  3850. 835
  3851. 00:50:52,542 --> 00:50:54,500
  3852. - Your wife and my wife started
  3853. Facebooking after the wedding.
  3854.  
  3855. 836
  3856. 00:50:54,583 --> 00:50:58,000
  3857. And she just posted some diaper
  3858. pick, and blah, blah, blah...
  3859.  
  3860. 837
  3861. 00:50:58,083 --> 00:50:59,625
  3862. Who gives a shit? Come over
  3863. tonight, meet the child.
  3864.  
  3865. 838
  3866. 00:50:59,709 --> 00:51:03,041
  3867. See how your life will be
  3868. boned for the next 18 years.
  3869.  
  3870. 839
  3871. 00:51:03,125 --> 00:51:06,875
  3872. - Well, as tempting as that sounds, I think I'm
  3873. gonna have to catch the red-eye back, so...
  3874.  
  3875. 840
  3876. 00:51:06,959 --> 00:51:09,125
  3877. - Fuck you, motherfucker.
  3878.  
  3879. 841
  3880. 00:51:09,208 --> 00:51:11,041
  3881. Come over, I'm texting you
  3882. the address, 7 o'clock.
  3883.  
  3884. 842
  3885. 00:51:11,125 --> 00:51:13,834
  3886. Bring anything and die.
  3887. - Alright.
  3888.  
  3889. 843
  3890. 00:51:13,917 --> 00:51:15,375
  3891. - Also, I'm sorry I said "die".
  3892.  
  3893. 844
  3894. 00:51:15,458 --> 00:51:17,417
  3895. Later, asshole.
  3896.  
  3897. 845
  3898. 00:51:19,792 --> 00:51:22,291
  3899. - An old friend.
  3900.  
  3901. 846
  3902. 00:51:23,041 --> 00:51:24,250
  3903. So...
  3904.  
  3905. 847
  3906. 00:51:24,333 --> 00:51:26,291
  3907. I guess that's it.
  3908.  
  3909. 848
  3910. 00:51:27,333 --> 00:51:29,542
  3911. I'll just send you the picture
  3912. when I get it.
  3913.  
  3914. 849
  3915. 00:51:31,083 --> 00:51:32,333
  3916. - I guess so.
  3917.  
  3918. 850
  3919. 00:51:35,041 --> 00:51:35,792
  3920. - Just contact me...
  3921.  
  3922. 851
  3923. 00:51:35,875 --> 00:51:39,542
  3924. when the estate settles.
  3925.  
  3926. 852
  3927. 00:51:43,291 --> 00:51:45,125
  3928. Nice meeting you.
  3929.  
  3930. 853
  3931. 00:51:45,208 --> 00:51:46,709
  3932. - You too.
  3933.  
  3934. 854
  3935. 00:51:49,667 --> 00:51:50,375
  3936. - You're going back in?
  3937.  
  3938. 855
  3939. 00:51:52,208 --> 00:51:55,542
  3940. - We all grieve in our own way,
  3941. Ken.
  3942.  
  3943. 856
  3944. 00:51:57,542 --> 00:51:59,375
  3945. We all grieve in our own way.
  3946.  
  3947. 857
  3948. 00:52:08,750 --> 00:52:10,041
  3949. - 'Cause you'll be the person
  3950. that'll be handling this.
  3951.  
  3952. 858
  3953. 00:52:10,125 --> 00:52:12,250
  3954. I mean, I can't, you know, leave
  3955. it up to my--
  3956.  
  3957. 859
  3958. 00:52:12,333 --> 00:52:14,542
  3959. And there he is!
  3960.  
  3961. 860
  3962. 00:52:14,625 --> 00:52:15,250
  3963. Lori, I'll be right back.
  3964.  
  3965. 861
  3966. 00:52:17,291 --> 00:52:18,417
  3967. It rang and I picked up.
  3968.  
  3969. 862
  3970. 00:52:20,417 --> 00:52:22,083
  3971. - Hello.
  3972.  
  3973. 863
  3974. 00:52:22,166 --> 00:52:24,291
  3975. - How did it go?
  3976. - Uh...
  3977.  
  3978. 864
  3979. 00:52:24,375 --> 00:52:28,166
  3980. Good, good. I got a guy
  3981. dumping him as we speak.
  3982.  
  3983. 865
  3984. 00:52:28,250 --> 00:52:31,417
  3985. You got a guy, huh?
  3986.  
  3987. 866
  3988. 00:52:31,500 --> 00:52:34,250
  3989. - Yeah, you know. I got... I
  3990. found an ash-dumping guy.
  3991.  
  3992. 867
  3993. 00:52:34,333 --> 00:52:35,458
  3994. - Impressive.
  3995.  
  3996. 868
  3997. 00:52:35,542 --> 00:52:39,125
  3998. Daddy's coming home! Yay!
  3999.  
  4000. 869
  4001. 00:52:39,208 --> 00:52:42,625
  4002. Oh, hi! There he is.
  4003.  
  4004. 870
  4005. 00:52:45,667 --> 00:52:47,333
  4006. Hi! There's my... child.
  4007.  
  4008. 871
  4009. 00:52:47,417 --> 00:52:50,709
  4010. So, what were you and my mom
  4011. talking about?
  4012.  
  4013. 872
  4014. 00:52:50,792 --> 00:52:55,166
  4015. - Your mom went to some holistic
  4016. funeral home
  4017.  
  4018. 873
  4019. 00:52:55,250 --> 00:52:57,583
  4020. and came back
  4021. with a bunch of pamphlets.
  4022.  
  4023. 874
  4024. 00:52:57,667 --> 00:52:59,250
  4025. I think she's really bored.
  4026.  
  4027. 875
  4028. 00:52:59,333 --> 00:53:01,166
  4029. - Well...
  4030. - So, Lori,
  4031.  
  4032. 876
  4033. 00:53:01,250 --> 00:53:03,083
  4034. the sandalwood one
  4035.  
  4036. 877
  4037. 00:53:03,166 --> 00:53:06,250
  4038. is 80% post-consumer fibre.
  4039.  
  4040. 878
  4041. 00:53:06,333 --> 00:53:08,583
  4042. - Mom, what are you doing?
  4043. You're in perfect health.
  4044.  
  4045. 879
  4046. 00:53:08,667 --> 00:53:11,083
  4047. - I know. But there's nothing
  4048. wrong with preparing
  4049.  
  4050. 880
  4051. 00:53:11,166 --> 00:53:14,375
  4052. for the inevitable transition
  4053. into the next realm of existence.
  4054.  
  4055. 881
  4056. 00:53:14,458 --> 00:53:17,792
  4057. So the super-eco option...
  4058. - I think she's talking about Florida.
  4059.  
  4060. 882
  4061. 00:53:17,875 --> 00:53:21,417
  4062. - ...which seems better than
  4063. the mushroom death suit.
  4064.  
  4065. 883
  4066. 00:53:21,500 --> 00:53:24,375
  4067. Let me show. I'll be right back.
  4068. - Nobody likes the mushroom death suit.
  4069.  
  4070. 884
  4071. 00:53:24,458 --> 00:53:26,417
  4072. 20 minutes of that.
  4073.  
  4074. 885
  4075. 00:53:26,500 --> 00:53:29,041
  4076. Is she gonna be okay?
  4077. - Yeah, yeah.
  4078.  
  4079. 886
  4080. 00:53:29,125 --> 00:53:30,667
  4081. She'll be fine.
  4082.  
  4083. 887
  4084. 00:53:30,750 --> 00:53:33,667
  4085. I'll just remove all the sharp
  4086. objects before I come home.
  4087.  
  4088. 888
  4089. 00:53:33,750 --> 00:53:36,458
  4090. - What time does your flight land?
  4091. - Uh...
  4092.  
  4093. 889
  4094. 00:53:36,542 --> 00:53:40,208
  4095. Actually, I'm gonna hop on the
  4096. first flight tomorrow morning.
  4097.  
  4098. 890
  4099. 00:53:40,291 --> 00:53:43,667
  4100. - Tomorrow?
  4101. What happened to tonight?
  4102.  
  4103. 891
  4104. 00:53:43,750 --> 00:53:44,875
  4105. - Well, Cam called.
  4106.  
  4107. 892
  4108. 00:53:44,959 --> 00:53:47,083
  4109. So I thought I'd, you know,
  4110. since I'm here already,
  4111.  
  4112. 893
  4113. 00:53:47,166 --> 00:53:48,625
  4114. I'd swing by,
  4115.  
  4116. 894
  4117. 00:53:48,709 --> 00:53:50,583
  4118. maybe get some new dad tips.
  4119.  
  4120. 895
  4121. 00:53:50,667 --> 00:53:55,458
  4122. - Here's a dad tip, come hang
  4123. out with your actual family.
  4124.  
  4125. 896
  4126. 00:53:55,542 --> 00:53:59,417
  4127. - Okay. Just, can we not...
  4128. it's just been a long,
  4129.  
  4130. 897
  4131. 00:53:59,500 --> 00:54:00,792
  4132. weird, stressful day.
  4133.  
  4134. 898
  4135. 00:54:00,875 --> 00:54:03,583
  4136. - Oh, it's been stressful
  4137. for you?
  4138.  
  4139. 899
  4140. 00:54:03,667 --> 00:54:06,291
  4141. I'm so sorry to hear that.
  4142. No stress over here by the way.
  4143.  
  4144. 900
  4145. 00:54:06,375 --> 00:54:08,750
  4146. This kid kind of raises himself.
  4147.  
  4148. 901
  4149. 00:54:08,834 --> 00:54:10,500
  4150. I just leave out some Kibble
  4151.  
  4152. 902
  4153. 00:54:10,583 --> 00:54:12,333
  4154. and figured I'd check back in
  4155. before college.
  4156.  
  4157. 903
  4158. 00:54:12,417 --> 00:54:15,125
  4159. - So now, we're using the kid
  4160. as a weapon?
  4161.  
  4162. 904
  4163. 00:54:15,208 --> 00:54:18,333
  4164. - No, not until his skull
  4165. firms up.
  4166.  
  4167. 905
  4168. 00:54:18,834 --> 00:54:21,250
  4169. I know you're dealing
  4170. with a lot of stuff, Ken,
  4171.  
  4172. 906
  4173. 00:54:21,333 --> 00:54:22,750
  4174. but I could really use a hand,
  4175.  
  4176. 907
  4177. 00:54:22,834 --> 00:54:24,792
  4178. and you're off tearing it up
  4179. with your homies.
  4180.  
  4181. 908
  4182. 00:54:24,875 --> 00:54:27,250
  4183. - I'm not tearing it up
  4184. with anybody!
  4185.  
  4186. 909
  4187. 00:54:27,333 --> 00:54:29,458
  4188. I have no homies to tear it up with. I
  4189. don't know what you're taking about.
  4190.  
  4191. 910
  4192. 00:54:29,542 --> 00:54:30,458
  4193. Okay? You said it was fine.
  4194. So I came.
  4195.  
  4196. 911
  4197. 00:54:30,542 --> 00:54:33,417
  4198. It's okay. It's alright.
  4199.  
  4200. 912
  4201. 00:54:33,500 --> 00:54:35,333
  4202. - It's just an extra 12 hours.
  4203. You'll be fine. Call Trent
  4204.  
  4205. 913
  4206. 00:54:35,417 --> 00:54:37,375
  4207. and have him come over
  4208. and take his shirt off.
  4209.  
  4210. 914
  4211. 00:54:37,458 --> 00:54:40,709
  4212. - Yeah. You caught us.
  4213. That's why I'm so exhausted.
  4214.  
  4215. 915
  4216. 00:54:40,792 --> 00:54:42,000
  4217. Just been gay-fucking
  4218.  
  4219. 916
  4220. 00:54:42,083 --> 00:54:43,875
  4221. his gay brains out all over
  4222. our gay fucking apartment.
  4223.  
  4224. 917
  4225. 00:54:43,959 --> 00:54:46,542
  4226. It's just a peg-a-palooza out here.
  4227. - Okay, okay, alright.
  4228.  
  4229. 918
  4230. 00:54:46,625 --> 00:54:49,333
  4231. - Thank God I rush-ordered
  4232. that big, fat strap-on!
  4233.  
  4234. 919
  4235. 00:54:49,417 --> 00:54:51,875
  4236. - Please,
  4237. would you lower your voice!
  4238.  
  4239. 920
  4240. 00:54:53,625 --> 00:54:56,542
  4241. - Well, you know, at least
  4242. someone's getting some action.
  4243.  
  4244. 921
  4245. 00:54:56,625 --> 00:54:58,667
  4246. - It took 16 hours to push
  4247.  
  4248. 922
  4249. 00:54:58,750 --> 00:55:01,333
  4250. our little bowling ball of love
  4251. out of my fucking vagina.
  4252.  
  4253. 923
  4254. 00:55:01,417 --> 00:55:04,542
  4255. And you wonder
  4256. why I'm not in the mood?
  4257.  
  4258. 924
  4259. 00:55:04,625 --> 00:55:06,709
  4260. - Okay. I regretted that
  4261.  
  4262. 925
  4263. 00:55:06,792 --> 00:55:09,500
  4264. the moment that I said it, but,
  4265. you know, it has been six months.
  4266.  
  4267. 926
  4268. 00:55:09,583 --> 00:55:11,250
  4269. - You didn't want to fuck
  4270. a pregnant lady!
  4271.  
  4272. 927
  4273. 00:55:11,333 --> 00:55:13,667
  4274. Oh, see? Now, he's crying.
  4275.  
  4276. 928
  4277. 00:55:13,750 --> 00:55:15,959
  4278. It's okay.
  4279. - Shh, shh... It's okay.
  4280.  
  4281. 929
  4282. 00:55:16,041 --> 00:55:19,250
  4283. - It's okay. Sorry.
  4284.  
  4285. 930
  4286. 00:55:19,333 --> 00:55:21,583
  4287. Do you have to feed him?
  4288.  
  4289. 931
  4290. 00:55:21,667 --> 00:55:23,417
  4291. - Yeah. But you know what?
  4292.  
  4293. 932
  4294. 00:55:23,500 --> 00:55:26,750
  4295. Good news, left tit
  4296. stopped bleeding today. So...
  4297.  
  4298. 933
  4299. 00:55:26,834 --> 00:55:28,208
  4300. - Lori, hold...
  4301.  
  4302. 934
  4303. 00:55:28,542 --> 00:55:31,125
  4304. - So, this one seems
  4305. really interesting.
  4306.  
  4307. 935
  4308. 00:55:31,208 --> 00:55:32,500
  4309. This is the funeral pyre.
  4310.  
  4311. 936
  4312. 00:55:32,583 --> 00:55:35,291
  4313. The only problem is
  4314. it is weather dependent.
  4315.  
  4316. 937
  4317. 00:55:35,375 --> 00:55:38,834
  4318. - She's gone, mom.
  4319. She's not there anymore.
  4320.  
  4321. 938
  4322. 00:55:41,333 --> 00:55:43,291
  4323. - Sorry for the mess.
  4324.  
  4325. 939
  4326. 00:55:43,375 --> 00:55:46,834
  4327. - No. It's like
  4328. seeing into my future.
  4329.  
  4330. 940
  4331. 00:55:46,917 --> 00:55:50,583
  4332. - Yeah, well, hopefully, yours isn't
  4333. a bile-spewing monster like ours is.
  4334.  
  4335. 941
  4336. 00:55:50,667 --> 00:55:51,917
  4337. - Yeah.
  4338.  
  4339. 942
  4340. 00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,250
  4341. - Hey, to your dad.
  4342. - Yeah.
  4343.  
  4344. 943
  4345. 00:55:54,333 --> 00:55:55,959
  4346. My dad...
  4347.  
  4348. 944
  4349. 00:55:56,458 --> 00:55:58,458
  4350. You know, he...
  4351.  
  4352. 945
  4353. 00:55:58,542 --> 00:56:01,250
  4354. He used to take flying lessons.
  4355.  
  4356. 946
  4357. 00:56:01,333 --> 00:56:03,000
  4358. - How the fuck
  4359. would I know that?
  4360.  
  4361. 947
  4362. 00:56:03,083 --> 00:56:07,709
  4363. - I don't know.
  4364. I just found out that... uh...
  4365.  
  4366. 948
  4367. 00:56:07,792 --> 00:56:11,166
  4368. he wanted to be a pilot
  4369. when he was younger.
  4370.  
  4371. 949
  4372. 00:56:11,250 --> 00:56:13,417
  4373. - Huh... Why'd he stop?
  4374.  
  4375. 950
  4376. 00:56:13,917 --> 00:56:16,417
  4377. - Not a hot clue.
  4378.  
  4379. 951
  4380. 00:56:16,917 --> 00:56:20,500
  4381. - You know, when my grandfather died,
  4382. my grandma found all these like,
  4383.  
  4384. 952
  4385. 00:56:20,583 --> 00:56:21,250
  4386. men's "bodybuilding" magazines.
  4387.  
  4388. 953
  4389. 00:56:21,333 --> 00:56:23,709
  4390. - Are you serious?
  4391. - Yeah.
  4392.  
  4393. 954
  4394. 00:56:23,792 --> 00:56:26,458
  4395. I'm only here because of
  4396. intolerance in the '50s.
  4397.  
  4398. 955
  4399. 00:56:26,542 --> 00:56:29,041
  4400. - Interesting.
  4401. - You never really know anyone.
  4402.  
  4403. 956
  4404. 00:56:31,583 --> 00:56:33,583
  4405. Did you ever open that bar?
  4406.  
  4407. 957
  4408. 00:56:33,667 --> 00:56:33,959
  4409. - Gastropub.
  4410.  
  4411. 958
  4412. 00:56:34,041 --> 00:56:35,458
  4413. Brew pub.
  4414.  
  4415. 959
  4416. 00:56:35,542 --> 00:56:39,959
  4417. I'm still kind of trying
  4418. to decide between...
  4419.  
  4420. 960
  4421. 00:56:40,792 --> 00:56:42,041
  4422. Although they're both so trendy
  4423. now. I probably missed the bus.
  4424.  
  4425. 961
  4426. 00:56:42,125 --> 00:56:44,208
  4427. - Parenthood...
  4428.  
  4429. 962
  4430. 00:56:44,291 --> 00:56:45,083
  4431. where your plans go to die.
  4432.  
  4433. 963
  4434. 00:56:45,166 --> 00:56:48,375
  4435. - A hospice for your dreams.
  4436.  
  4437. 964
  4438. 00:56:48,458 --> 00:56:50,542
  4439. - Palliative care
  4440. for your balls.
  4441.  
  4442. 965
  4443. 00:56:50,625 --> 00:56:52,667
  4444. At least then,
  4445. you have an excuse, right?
  4446.  
  4447. 966
  4448. 00:56:53,417 --> 00:56:55,417
  4449. Oh, it's my neighbour.
  4450.  
  4451. 967
  4452. 00:56:55,500 --> 00:56:58,250
  4453. Tracey! Come meet one of the
  4454. assholes I went to college with!
  4455.  
  4456. 968
  4457. 00:56:58,333 --> 00:57:00,792
  4458. - You make it sound so tempting.
  4459.  
  4460. 969
  4461. 00:57:00,875 --> 00:57:03,709
  4462. - This is Ken. Ken, Tracey.
  4463. Tracey, Ken.
  4464.  
  4465. 970
  4466. 00:57:03,792 --> 00:57:05,792
  4467. - Nice to meet you.
  4468.  
  4469. 971
  4470. 00:57:05,875 --> 00:57:07,375
  4471. - College, huh?
  4472.  
  4473. 972
  4474. 00:57:07,458 --> 00:57:09,375
  4475. Same sorority?
  4476.  
  4477. 973
  4478. 00:57:09,458 --> 00:57:11,709
  4479. Oh, enjoy your humour.
  4480.  
  4481. 974
  4482. 00:57:11,792 --> 00:57:14,667
  4483. Why don't you ask your pimp
  4484. if you can come over for a beer?
  4485.  
  4486. 975
  4487. 00:57:15,959 --> 00:57:17,667
  4488. Rude.
  4489.  
  4490. 976
  4491. 00:57:17,750 --> 00:57:21,000
  4492. She's not really a hooker, but
  4493. she did just get divorced.
  4494.  
  4495. 977
  4496. 00:57:21,083 --> 00:57:22,667
  4497. - That's too bad.
  4498. - Too bad for him.
  4499.  
  4500. 978
  4501. 00:57:22,750 --> 00:57:27,500
  4502. I heard them a few times.
  4503. She's... enthusiastic.
  4504.  
  4505. 979
  4506. 00:57:27,583 --> 00:57:31,750
  4507. - That's kind of... cliché,
  4508. isn't it, the horny divorcee?
  4509.  
  4510. 980
  4511. 00:57:31,834 --> 00:57:35,000
  4512. - Buddy, all clichés are true.
  4513. That's just science.
  4514.  
  4515. 981
  4516. 00:57:35,083 --> 00:57:36,750
  4517. Anne doesn't really trust her.
  4518.  
  4519. 982
  4520. 00:57:36,834 --> 00:57:39,041
  4521. It kind of
  4522. makes it hotter for me.
  4523.  
  4524. 983
  4525. 00:57:40,959 --> 00:57:42,125
  4526. - Hmm.
  4527. - What? Good news?
  4528.  
  4529. 984
  4530. 00:57:42,208 --> 00:57:44,375
  4531. - Uh... Yeah.
  4532.  
  4533. 985
  4534. 00:57:44,458 --> 00:57:47,709
  4535. It's about my dad's... affairs.
  4536.  
  4537. 986
  4538. 00:57:47,792 --> 00:57:50,208
  4539. Cam, can you help? Sorry, Ken.
  4540.  
  4541. 987
  4542. 00:57:50,291 --> 00:57:51,500
  4543. - Oh, did he--
  4544. - Yeah, yeah.
  4545.  
  4546. 988
  4547. 00:57:51,583 --> 00:57:52,500
  4548. And then, he--
  4549.  
  4550. 989
  4551. 00:57:52,583 --> 00:57:55,500
  4552. - Alright, get the thing
  4553. and I'll...
  4554.  
  4555. 990
  4556. 00:57:56,583 --> 00:57:59,542
  4557. Hey. Untouched
  4558. by the lips of man.
  4559.  
  4560. 991
  4561. 00:57:59,625 --> 00:58:01,542
  4562. - Know that feeling.
  4563.  
  4564. 992
  4565. 00:58:05,500 --> 00:58:06,834
  4566. - Here, you
  4567. need help there, buddy?
  4568.  
  4569. 993
  4570. 00:58:06,917 --> 00:58:09,917
  4571. - Yeah, I need help getting
  4572. in my own house. Fuck off.
  4573.  
  4574. 994
  4575. 00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:11,917
  4576. - Geez.
  4577.  
  4578. 995
  4579. 00:58:12,917 --> 00:58:15,291
  4580. - Oh, children.
  4581. - Yeah.
  4582.  
  4583. 996
  4584. 00:58:16,917 --> 00:58:19,333
  4585. - You got any?
  4586. - Uh, one, yeah.
  4587.  
  4588. 997
  4589. 00:58:19,417 --> 00:58:21,250
  4590. You wanna see a picture?
  4591.  
  4592. 998
  4593. 00:58:21,333 --> 00:58:22,834
  4594. - I'm good.
  4595.  
  4596. 999
  4597. 00:58:27,458 --> 00:58:28,917
  4598. Do you mind?
  4599.  
  4600. 1000
  4601. 00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:31,875
  4602. - No, please.
  4603. It's your... neighbour's house.
  4604.  
  4605. 1001
  4606. 00:58:33,417 --> 00:58:36,333
  4607. - They occasionally partake.
  4608.  
  4609. 1002
  4610. 00:58:37,625 --> 00:58:40,709
  4611. - Oh, no. Thanks.
  4612. I'm married... uh, driving.
  4613.  
  4614. 1003
  4615. 00:58:42,375 --> 00:58:43,875
  4616. - And a little Freudian.
  4617.  
  4618. 1004
  4619. 00:58:45,208 --> 00:58:47,583
  4620. - Yeah.
  4621.  
  4622. 1005
  4623. 00:58:47,667 --> 00:58:51,917
  4624. - I figure weed has prevented more new parents
  4625. from killing their spawn than any other drug.
  4626.  
  4627. 1006
  4628. 00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:53,500
  4629. - That sounds about right.
  4630.  
  4631. 1007
  4632. 00:58:53,583 --> 00:58:56,709
  4633. I bet you acid's probably
  4634. a parenting non-starter.
  4635.  
  4636. 1008
  4637. 00:58:56,792 --> 00:59:00,500
  4638. Oh, my kid has fangs! Kill it!
  4639.  
  4640. 1009
  4641. 00:59:00,583 --> 00:59:02,458
  4642. Kill it!
  4643.  
  4644. 1010
  4645. 00:59:02,542 --> 00:59:04,917
  4646. - You've never done acid,
  4647. have you?
  4648.  
  4649. 1011
  4650. 00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:06,083
  4651. - I have not.
  4652.  
  4653. 1012
  4654. 00:59:06,166 --> 00:59:08,917
  4655. Although I did buy fake ecstasy
  4656. at a rave once.
  4657.  
  4658. 1013
  4659. 00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:10,750
  4660. Cleared my sinuses right up.
  4661.  
  4662. 1014
  4663. 00:59:17,333 --> 00:59:19,583
  4664. ♪ I'm just passing through
  4665. I've been doing the do ♪
  4666.  
  4667. 1015
  4668. 00:59:19,667 --> 00:59:22,709
  4669. ♪ But I really like
  4670. some company ♪
  4671.  
  4672. 1016
  4673. 00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:24,625
  4674. ♪ So I step to the corner ♪
  4675.  
  4676. 1017
  4677. 00:59:24,709 --> 00:59:26,458
  4678. ♪ Where the party's
  4679. made to order ♪
  4680.  
  4681. 1018
  4682. 00:59:26,542 --> 00:59:30,333
  4683. ♪ Going down
  4684. right in front of me ♪
  4685.  
  4686. 1019
  4687. 00:59:30,417 --> 00:59:32,458
  4688. ♪ A little smoking
  4689. A little drinking ♪
  4690.  
  4691. 1020
  4692. 00:59:32,542 --> 00:59:35,667
  4693. ♪ More dazin'
  4694. less digging... ♪
  4695.  
  4696. 1021
  4697. 00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:52,583
  4698. - ...moment for posterity.
  4699. Two college boyfriends.
  4700.  
  4701. 1022
  4702. 00:59:52,667 --> 00:59:55,458
  4703. Yeah!
  4704. - Yeah, like old times.
  4705.  
  4706. 1023
  4707. 00:59:55,542 --> 00:59:57,917
  4708. - No, don't.
  4709.  
  4710. 1024
  4711. 00:59:58,000 --> 00:59:58,750
  4712. - Photo-bomb, motherfuckers!
  4713.  
  4714. 1025
  4715. 00:59:58,834 --> 01:00:00,875
  4716. - What? You're ruining our
  4717. picture!
  4718.  
  4719. 1026
  4720. 01:00:00,959 --> 01:00:02,166
  4721. - Yeah, she did actually ruin it.
  4722.  
  4723. 1027
  4724. 01:00:02,250 --> 01:00:05,542
  4725. - Did you get it? Hold on, hold
  4726. on. Are you okay to drive?
  4727.  
  4728. 1028
  4729. 01:00:05,625 --> 01:00:08,208
  4730. - Yes, I'm okay. I'm brilliant.
  4731. Brilliant!
  4732.  
  4733. 1029
  4734. 01:00:08,291 --> 01:00:09,166
  4735. - Brilliant!
  4736.  
  4737. 1030
  4738. 01:00:09,250 --> 01:00:11,166
  4739. - But text us when you get
  4740. home. Alright?
  4741.  
  4742. 1031
  4743. 01:00:11,250 --> 01:00:12,792
  4744. - Yes, mom.
  4745.  
  4746. 1032
  4747. 01:00:12,875 --> 01:00:14,959
  4748. - And a big kiss to your wife,
  4749.  
  4750. 1033
  4751. 01:00:15,041 --> 01:00:17,834
  4752. because she is so awesome.
  4753. - Aw!
  4754.  
  4755. 1034
  4756. 01:00:17,917 --> 01:00:19,667
  4757. - Yes, she is.
  4758.  
  4759. 1035
  4760. 01:00:19,750 --> 01:00:21,709
  4761. - Now, get off my lawn,
  4762. crazy kids.
  4763.  
  4764. 1036
  4765. 01:00:21,792 --> 01:00:25,000
  4766. - Thank you. Thank you.
  4767. - Yes, get out.
  4768.  
  4769. 1037
  4770. 01:00:25,083 --> 01:00:27,417
  4771. - Man, I needed this.
  4772.  
  4773. 1038
  4774. 01:00:28,500 --> 01:00:30,500
  4775. - One for the ride.
  4776.  
  4777. 1039
  4778. 01:00:30,583 --> 01:00:31,583
  4779. - Oh...
  4780.  
  4781. 1040
  4782. 01:00:31,667 --> 01:00:34,917
  4783. yeah, I don't know.
  4784. - What?
  4785.  
  4786. 1041
  4787. 01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:38,875
  4788. You think I'm trying to pass
  4789. you out and date-rape you?
  4790.  
  4791. 1042
  4792. 01:00:38,959 --> 01:00:41,834
  4793. - Everybody knows that rape is
  4794. about power and not about sex.
  4795.  
  4796. 1043
  4797. 01:00:41,917 --> 01:00:44,875
  4798. - Oh, God!
  4799. - Wait, wait, wait.
  4800.  
  4801. 1044
  4802. 01:00:44,959 --> 01:00:48,041
  4803. Okay, one more would be
  4804. perfection.
  4805.  
  4806. 1045
  4807. 01:00:48,125 --> 01:00:49,166
  4808. - Only one more.
  4809.  
  4810. 1046
  4811. 01:00:49,250 --> 01:00:52,458
  4812. Because I wouldn't want
  4813. the neighbours to talk...
  4814.  
  4815. 1047
  4816. 01:00:54,417 --> 01:00:58,583
  4817. - Okay, I just should move
  4818. my car so they don't worry.
  4819.  
  4820. 1048
  4821. 01:00:58,667 --> 01:01:01,834
  4822. - Oh, look at you,
  4823. always thinking of others.
  4824.  
  4825. 1049
  4826. 01:01:05,542 --> 01:01:07,834
  4827. Oh...
  4828.  
  4829. 1050
  4830. 01:01:10,750 --> 01:01:11,250
  4831. Argh...
  4832. - What?
  4833.  
  4834. 1051
  4835. 01:01:11,333 --> 01:01:13,542
  4836. - My boss,
  4837.  
  4838. 1052
  4839. 01:01:13,625 --> 01:01:16,667
  4840. passive-aggressive ninja.
  4841.  
  4842. 1053
  4843. 01:01:16,750 --> 01:01:19,542
  4844. - What exactly is it that you do
  4845. again?
  4846.  
  4847. 1054
  4848. 01:01:19,625 --> 01:01:21,458
  4849. - Uh... business-to-business
  4850. marketing
  4851.  
  4852. 1055
  4853. 01:01:21,542 --> 01:01:24,542
  4854. for a small brewery special...
  4855.  
  4856. 1056
  4857. 01:01:24,625 --> 01:01:26,709
  4858. Yeah.
  4859.  
  4860. 1057
  4861. 01:01:26,792 --> 01:01:29,709
  4862. But don't you worry, lady.
  4863. I got other plans.
  4864.  
  4865. 1058
  4866. 01:01:30,542 --> 01:01:33,917
  4867. - Why don't you just quit? Now?
  4868.  
  4869. 1059
  4870. 01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:36,875
  4871. What?
  4872.  
  4873. 1060
  4874. 01:01:38,542 --> 01:01:41,083
  4875. - Use your largesse to strike
  4876. out on your own in the world.
  4877.  
  4878. 1061
  4879. 01:01:42,667 --> 01:01:43,917
  4880. - Yeah, I'm working on it.
  4881.  
  4882. 1062
  4883. 01:01:47,041 --> 01:01:48,875
  4884. - Wait, what's the word?
  4885.  
  4886. 1063
  4887. 01:01:50,792 --> 01:01:51,917
  4888. Meow!
  4889.  
  4890. 1064
  4891. 01:01:55,583 --> 01:01:57,500
  4892. - It's not that easy.
  4893.  
  4894. 1065
  4895. 01:01:57,583 --> 01:02:00,375
  4896. - I double dog dare you.
  4897.  
  4898. 1066
  4899. 01:02:00,458 --> 01:02:02,583
  4900. - Are you kidding?
  4901.  
  4902. 1067
  4903. 01:02:03,750 --> 01:02:07,000
  4904. There's like, stuff that I've--
  4905.  
  4906. 1068
  4907. 01:02:07,083 --> 01:02:09,959
  4908. - I triple triple... triple
  4909. dog dare you.
  4910.  
  4911. 1069
  4912. 01:02:12,458 --> 01:02:15,625
  4913. - Well, now it's fucking on.
  4914. That last dog just, you know...
  4915.  
  4916. 1070
  4917. 01:02:15,709 --> 01:02:17,000
  4918. - Just put you over the edge.
  4919.  
  4920. 1071
  4921. 01:02:20,583 --> 01:02:22,625
  4922. - Hi, we're not here right now--
  4923.  
  4924. 1072
  4925. 01:02:22,709 --> 01:02:24,750
  4926. - Oh, went straight
  4927. to voice mail.
  4928.  
  4929. 1073
  4930. 01:02:24,834 --> 01:02:27,875
  4931. - Scorch the earth,
  4932. motherfucker.
  4933.  
  4934. 1074
  4935. 01:02:31,542 --> 01:02:35,166
  4936. - Hey, it's Ken.
  4937.  
  4938. 1075
  4939. 01:02:35,250 --> 01:02:36,959
  4940. Wall, uh...
  4941.  
  4942. 1076
  4943. 01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:41,000
  4944. About that PowerPoint,
  4945. I'm not gonna...
  4946.  
  4947. 1077
  4948. 01:02:41,083 --> 01:02:43,959
  4949. I'm not gonna get to do it
  4950. because...
  4951.  
  4952. 1078
  4953. 01:02:45,625 --> 01:02:47,834
  4954. I quit.
  4955.  
  4956. 1079
  4957. 01:02:47,917 --> 01:02:49,000
  4958. Yeah.
  4959.  
  4960. 1080
  4961. 01:02:51,333 --> 01:02:53,041
  4962. Uh... I quit. So, uh...
  4963.  
  4964. 1081
  4965. 01:02:55,583 --> 01:02:57,250
  4966. And someone should probably
  4967. tell you this, but...
  4968.  
  4969. 1082
  4970. 01:02:57,333 --> 01:03:01,875
  4971. The way you micromanage the entire
  4972. business makes everyone hate you
  4973.  
  4974. 1083
  4975. 01:03:01,959 --> 01:03:04,000
  4976. and wastes the company
  4977. a ton of money.
  4978.  
  4979. 1084
  4980. 01:03:04,083 --> 01:03:07,166
  4981. And also, stop with the fucking
  4982. hugging! Uh... oh, yeah.
  4983.  
  4984. 1085
  4985. 01:03:07,250 --> 01:03:09,792
  4986. And also, an aneurysm is not
  4987. a disease,
  4988.  
  4989. 1086
  4990. 01:03:09,875 --> 01:03:12,792
  4991. so you can't have
  4992. a fun run for it.
  4993.  
  4994. 1087
  4995. 01:03:12,875 --> 01:03:14,041
  4996. So, alright, uh...
  4997.  
  4998. 1088
  4999. 01:03:15,583 --> 01:03:17,917
  5000. - Yes!
  5001. - Oh!
  5002.  
  5003. 1089
  5004. 01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:19,917
  5005. - How does it feel?
  5006. - Fuck!
  5007.  
  5008. 1090
  5009. 01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:22,041
  5010. Like I'm gonna throw up?
  5011.  
  5012. 1091
  5013. 01:03:22,125 --> 01:03:23,291
  5014. Do you have any water?
  5015.  
  5016. 1092
  5017. 01:03:23,375 --> 01:03:26,000
  5018. - Yeah.
  5019.  
  5020. 1093
  5021. 01:03:40,125 --> 01:03:43,709
  5022. So how is the wifey
  5023. gonna feel about this?
  5024.  
  5025. 1094
  5026. 01:03:43,792 --> 01:03:46,083
  5027. - She can't get any madder
  5028. than she already is, so...
  5029.  
  5030. 1095
  5031. 01:03:46,166 --> 01:03:47,792
  5032. Yeah.
  5033.  
  5034. 1096
  5035. 01:03:47,875 --> 01:03:50,625
  5036. Before I left, she asked me
  5037. if I was dead inside.
  5038.  
  5039. 1097
  5040. 01:03:54,542 --> 01:03:55,041
  5041. - Are you?
  5042.  
  5043. 1098
  5044. 01:03:57,500 --> 01:04:00,667
  5045. - Uh... I mean...
  5046.  
  5047. 1099
  5048. 01:04:01,333 --> 01:04:03,583
  5049. There's all these feelings
  5050.  
  5051. 1100
  5052. 01:04:03,667 --> 01:04:07,083
  5053. that I am supposed to have
  5054. as a new dad.
  5055.  
  5056. 1101
  5057. 01:04:09,500 --> 01:04:12,875
  5058. And I want to feel them.
  5059.  
  5060. 1102
  5061. 01:04:22,208 --> 01:04:27,875
  5062. My wife is actually
  5063. a really amazing woman.
  5064.  
  5065. 1103
  5066. 01:04:32,333 --> 01:04:34,291
  5067. - Yet you're sitting here drinking
  5068. with a strange woman late at night.
  5069.  
  5070. 1104
  5071. 01:04:34,375 --> 01:04:36,208
  5072. - Yeah.
  5073.  
  5074. 1105
  5075. 01:04:39,625 --> 01:04:42,792
  5076. - You know, Ken, marriage isn't
  5077. a "one size fits all" situation.
  5078.  
  5079. 1106
  5080. 01:04:42,875 --> 01:04:44,959
  5081. - Does that mean
  5082. I should be a Mormon?
  5083.  
  5084. 1107
  5085. 01:04:46,750 --> 01:04:48,917
  5086. - Maybe what you need is
  5087. a one-off.
  5088.  
  5089. 1108
  5090. 01:04:55,875 --> 01:04:59,083
  5091. And just so you know,
  5092. she never has to.
  5093.  
  5094. 1109
  5095. 01:05:25,291 --> 01:05:26,375
  5096. - Hey!
  5097.  
  5098. 1110
  5099. 01:05:26,458 --> 01:05:28,667
  5100. - Hey, Jeff.
  5101. What are you doing here?
  5102.  
  5103. 1111
  5104. 01:05:28,750 --> 01:05:29,959
  5105. - You know, I called you,
  5106. like, 50 times.
  5107.  
  5108. 1112
  5109. 01:05:30,041 --> 01:05:33,041
  5110. I figured some hood rat
  5111. must've popped you.
  5112.  
  5113. 1113
  5114. 01:05:33,125 --> 01:05:35,333
  5115. I mean, the crime rate
  5116. these days is--
  5117.  
  5118. 1114
  5119. 01:05:35,417 --> 01:05:37,208
  5120. - Actually way down. So--
  5121.  
  5122. 1115
  5123. 01:05:37,291 --> 01:05:39,750
  5124. - So he called my number.
  5125. Sounds like karma.
  5126.  
  5127. 1116
  5128. 01:05:39,834 --> 01:05:43,000
  5129. - Or directory assistance.
  5130.  
  5131. 1117
  5132. 01:05:43,083 --> 01:05:45,166
  5133. - Do you realize I haven't seen
  5134. Jeff in 20 years?
  5135.  
  5136. 1118
  5137. 01:05:45,250 --> 01:05:49,250
  5138. - Really? So back
  5139. to my original question.
  5140.  
  5141. 1119
  5142. 01:05:49,333 --> 01:05:51,959
  5143. - Little wrinkle
  5144. with your escape plan, Jacko.
  5145.  
  5146. 1120
  5147. 01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:55,333
  5148. Your janitor friend... is lying.
  5149.  
  5150. 1121
  5151. 01:05:55,417 --> 01:05:57,166
  5152. - So exciting.
  5153.  
  5154. 1122
  5155. 01:05:57,250 --> 01:05:59,709
  5156. It's just like an episode
  5157. of Law and Order.
  5158.  
  5159. 1123
  5160. 01:05:59,792 --> 01:06:03,083
  5161. The original one. I don't care
  5162. for the sexual assaults.
  5163.  
  5164. 1124
  5165. 01:06:03,166 --> 01:06:06,250
  5166. Anybody wants some wine?
  5167. - Does a rabbi work for tips?
  5168.  
  5169. 1125
  5170. 01:06:06,333 --> 01:06:08,709
  5171. Take a look at the grass.
  5172. You see what I mean?
  5173.  
  5174. 1126
  5175. 01:06:08,792 --> 01:06:10,792
  5176. - Yeah. Now that it's bigger.
  5177.  
  5178. 1127
  5179. 01:06:10,875 --> 01:06:13,208
  5180. - And the ashes.
  5181. - Wrong colour.
  5182.  
  5183. 1128
  5184. 01:06:13,291 --> 01:06:16,083
  5185. Andy was more light gray.
  5186. - Your mom has a keen eye.
  5187.  
  5188. 1129
  5189. 01:06:16,166 --> 01:06:18,250
  5190. - Why would he do that?
  5191. - Well, that is the question.
  5192.  
  5193. 1130
  5194. 01:06:18,333 --> 01:06:21,208
  5195. What was the particular make
  5196. of your janitor?
  5197.  
  5198. 1131
  5199. 01:06:21,291 --> 01:06:22,250
  5200. Make?
  5201.  
  5202. 1132
  5203. 01:06:22,333 --> 01:06:23,959
  5204. - Oh, come on, Mr. PC.
  5205.  
  5206. 1133
  5207. 01:06:24,041 --> 01:06:25,166
  5208. Was he a recent arrival
  5209. to our fair country?
  5210.  
  5211. 1134
  5212. 01:06:25,250 --> 01:06:28,625
  5213. Did he have a preponderance
  5214. of consonants in his name?
  5215.  
  5216. 1135
  5217. 01:06:28,709 --> 01:06:31,917
  5218. Was he wearing a head covering that was
  5219. religious and not decorative in nature?
  5220.  
  5221. 1136
  5222. 01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:33,166
  5223. - Jeff, you're so verbal!
  5224.  
  5225. 1137
  5226. 01:06:33,250 --> 01:06:36,834
  5227. - Yeah, a verbal racist.
  5228. Oh, what are we gonna do?
  5229.  
  5230. 1138
  5231. 01:06:36,917 --> 01:06:39,709
  5232. - Well, I'll tell you what...
  5233.  
  5234. 1139
  5235. 01:06:39,792 --> 01:06:42,041
  5236. you call him and you tell him...
  5237.  
  5238. 1140
  5239. 01:06:42,834 --> 01:06:44,709
  5240. I don't know what you tell him.
  5241.  
  5242. 1141
  5243. 01:06:44,792 --> 01:06:46,166
  5244. You tell him you need the box
  5245. back for insurance purposes.
  5246.  
  5247. 1142
  5248. 01:06:46,250 --> 01:06:49,750
  5249. Then, we get his locale,
  5250. we go pay him a visit.
  5251.  
  5252. 1143
  5253. 01:06:49,834 --> 01:06:51,250
  5254. - Excellent idea.
  5255. - Thank you, lady Eve.
  5256.  
  5257. 1144
  5258. 01:06:53,709 --> 01:06:56,041
  5259. - Okay, okay.
  5260.  
  5261. 1145
  5262. 01:06:56,125 --> 01:06:59,875
  5263. I can't think about this right
  5264. now. I gotta go to sleep.
  5265.  
  5266. 1146
  5267. 01:07:00,333 --> 01:07:03,250
  5268. Thanks for the info.
  5269. We'll figure it out tomorrow.
  5270.  
  5271. 1147
  5272. 01:07:03,333 --> 01:07:05,208
  5273. I'm gonna crash.
  5274.  
  5275. 1148
  5276. 01:07:07,083 --> 01:07:09,166
  5277. - Good night.
  5278. - Yeah.
  5279.  
  5280. 1149
  5281. 01:07:09,500 --> 01:07:11,417
  5282. - Okay, well, I guess...
  5283.  
  5284. 1150
  5285. 01:07:11,500 --> 01:07:13,250
  5286. I guess I should mosey.
  5287.  
  5288. 1151
  5289. 01:07:15,500 --> 01:07:17,375
  5290. - Yeah, it's late.
  5291.  
  5292. 1152
  5293. 01:07:22,041 --> 01:07:26,083
  5294. So how's your night vision?
  5295. - I get by.
  5296.  
  5297. 1153
  5298. 01:07:26,750 --> 01:07:28,458
  5299. - I bet you do.
  5300.  
  5301. 1154
  5302. 01:07:29,083 --> 01:07:30,792
  5303. - You know, I remember
  5304. when we first met,
  5305.  
  5306. 1155
  5307. 01:07:30,875 --> 01:07:33,875
  5308. it was... a wedding at the club.
  5309.  
  5310. 1156
  5311. 01:07:33,959 --> 01:07:36,458
  5312. And Andy pointed you out to me
  5313. and I thought: Oh, my God.
  5314.  
  5315. 1157
  5316. 01:07:37,291 --> 01:07:39,000
  5317. That was my best friend's ex-wife.
  5318. - Stop.
  5319.  
  5320. 1158
  5321. 01:07:39,083 --> 01:07:41,250
  5322. - You were wearing
  5323. that little blue dress
  5324.  
  5325. 1159
  5326. 01:07:41,333 --> 01:07:43,583
  5327. with a button at the top
  5328. that just wouldn't stay
  5329.  
  5330. 1160
  5331. 01:07:43,667 --> 01:07:45,250
  5332. buttoned.
  5333.  
  5334. 1161
  5335. 01:07:47,583 --> 01:07:50,208
  5336. Oh!
  5337.  
  5338. 1162
  5339. 01:07:57,875 --> 01:08:00,667
  5340. - Hey.
  5341. - Good morning, sleepyhead.
  5342.  
  5343. 1163
  5344. 01:08:00,750 --> 01:08:03,125
  5345. - How you doing?
  5346.  
  5347. 1164
  5348. 01:08:03,208 --> 01:08:04,834
  5349. - Amazing.
  5350.  
  5351. 1165
  5352. 01:08:04,917 --> 01:08:06,792
  5353. Your son actually slept
  5354. through the night.
  5355.  
  5356. 1166
  5357. 01:08:06,875 --> 01:08:08,375
  5358. - Oh, good.
  5359.  
  5360. 1167
  5361. 01:08:08,458 --> 01:08:10,959
  5362. - Unlike someone
  5363. who looks a bit rough.
  5364.  
  5365. 1168
  5366. 01:08:11,041 --> 01:08:14,500
  5367. - Yeah, I didn't get the...
  5368.  
  5369. 1169
  5370. 01:08:14,583 --> 01:08:16,333
  5371. best sleep, so...
  5372.  
  5373. 1170
  5374. 01:08:16,417 --> 01:08:19,500
  5375. - Yeah, did your new friend
  5376. Tracey keep you up?
  5377.  
  5378. 1171
  5379. 01:08:23,834 --> 01:08:25,333
  5380. - What?
  5381.  
  5382. 1172
  5383. 01:08:25,417 --> 01:08:29,458
  5384. - Tall, brunette, looks like
  5385. a Romanian sex worker.
  5386.  
  5387. 1173
  5388. 01:08:29,542 --> 01:08:31,375
  5389. - Tracey... Oh, Cam's neighbour.
  5390.  
  5391. 1174
  5392. 01:08:31,458 --> 01:08:35,417
  5393. Uh, yeah, she stopped by.
  5394. How did you...
  5395.  
  5396. 1175
  5397. 01:08:35,500 --> 01:08:36,875
  5398. - Anne posted a photo
  5399. on Facebook.
  5400.  
  5401. 1176
  5402. 01:08:36,959 --> 01:08:39,375
  5403. You look nice and toasty.
  5404.  
  5405. 1177
  5406. 01:08:39,458 --> 01:08:42,166
  5407. - Oh, no, she was...
  5408. yeah, she was fun.
  5409.  
  5410. 1178
  5411. 01:08:42,250 --> 01:08:46,125
  5412. It was, I mean, it was
  5413. good to see Cam and...
  5414.  
  5415. 1179
  5416. 01:08:46,208 --> 01:08:47,083
  5417. - It looked like fun
  5418.  
  5419. 1180
  5420. 01:08:47,166 --> 01:08:51,500
  5421. and I'm glad you got to...
  5422. go out.
  5423.  
  5424. 1181
  5425. 01:08:54,125 --> 01:08:56,875
  5426. Sorry I haven't been
  5427. really fun lately.
  5428.  
  5429. 1182
  5430. 01:08:56,959 --> 01:09:00,125
  5431. - No, no. I'm the one
  5432. in my own universe.
  5433.  
  5434. 1183
  5435. 01:09:00,208 --> 01:09:03,041
  5436. I was such an asshole.
  5437. I'm sorry.
  5438.  
  5439. 1184
  5440. 01:09:03,125 --> 01:09:06,000
  5441. - No. I was a total bitch.
  5442. - No, I was the bitch.
  5443.  
  5444. 1185
  5445. 01:09:06,083 --> 01:09:10,875
  5446. I'm a super bitch.
  5447.  
  5448. 1186
  5449. 01:09:12,458 --> 01:09:15,250
  5450. - Speaking of bitches,
  5451. your boss called last night
  5452.  
  5453. 1187
  5454. 01:09:15,333 --> 01:09:18,792
  5455. and left a weird message
  5456. on our machine.
  5457.  
  5458. 1188
  5459. 01:09:18,875 --> 01:09:20,125
  5460. - Fuck.
  5461.  
  5462. 1189
  5463. 01:09:20,625 --> 01:09:22,250
  5464. I mean... okay.
  5465.  
  5466. 1190
  5467. 01:09:22,333 --> 01:09:25,083
  5468. - Hey, so when's your flight?
  5469. - Uh...
  5470.  
  5471. 1191
  5472. 01:09:25,166 --> 01:09:28,291
  5473. Hold on one second.
  5474.  
  5475. 1192
  5476. 01:09:28,625 --> 01:09:30,166
  5477. Where are you?
  5478.  
  5479. 1193
  5480. 01:09:31,542 --> 01:09:33,834
  5481. Oh, sweetie,
  5482. I gotta get this real quick.
  5483.  
  5484. 1194
  5485. 01:09:33,917 --> 01:09:36,750
  5486. - Sure, sure. If it's my new sister
  5487. wife, tell her I said, "Whaddup!"
  5488.  
  5489. 1195
  5490. 01:09:36,834 --> 01:09:37,583
  5491. - Ha-ha-ha. Not funny.
  5492.  
  5493. 1196
  5494. 01:09:37,667 --> 01:09:40,083
  5495. I love you.
  5496.  
  5497. 1197
  5498. 01:09:40,166 --> 01:09:41,959
  5499. - Alright, "shame spiral".
  5500. Get some coffee.
  5501.  
  5502. 1198
  5503. 01:09:42,041 --> 01:09:42,417
  5504. - Okay, bye.
  5505.  
  5506. 1199
  5507. 01:09:44,291 --> 01:09:45,834
  5508. Hey, this is Ken.
  5509.  
  5510. 1200
  5511. 01:09:45,917 --> 01:09:47,959
  5512. Yeah.
  5513.  
  5514. 1201
  5515. 01:09:48,041 --> 01:09:50,208
  5516. Yes, the one with the ashes.
  5517.  
  5518. 1202
  5519. 01:09:51,417 --> 01:09:54,000
  5520. Do you have other people
  5521. that have ashes?
  5522.  
  5523. 1203
  5524. 01:10:19,959 --> 01:10:21,208
  5525. Jeff?
  5526.  
  5527. 1204
  5528. 01:10:24,208 --> 01:10:26,000
  5529. - Hey.
  5530.  
  5531. 1205
  5532. 01:10:26,083 --> 01:10:27,959
  5533. - What...
  5534. Didn't you get my text?
  5535.  
  5536. 1206
  5537. 01:10:28,041 --> 01:10:29,041
  5538. We're supposed to meet there.
  5539.  
  5540. 1207
  5541. 01:10:29,125 --> 01:10:32,250
  5542. - Yeah, uh, sorry. Just, uh...
  5543.  
  5544. 1208
  5545. 01:10:32,333 --> 01:10:35,333
  5546. It's kind of a senior moment.
  5547. And...
  5548.  
  5549. 1209
  5550. 01:10:35,417 --> 01:10:36,458
  5551. And I came here.
  5552.  
  5553. 1210
  5554. 01:10:43,333 --> 01:10:45,291
  5555. Want to car pool?
  5556.  
  5557. 1211
  5558. 01:10:45,375 --> 01:10:47,208
  5559. - Uh, uh... sure.
  5560.  
  5561. 1212
  5562. 01:10:47,291 --> 01:10:50,291
  5563. - Yeah, great.
  5564. Let's go together.
  5565.  
  5566. 1213
  5567. 01:10:50,375 --> 01:10:52,667
  5568. - Weren't you... Were you
  5569. wearing that yesterday?
  5570.  
  5571. 1214
  5572. 01:10:52,750 --> 01:10:55,291
  5573. - No.
  5574.  
  5575. 1215
  5576. 01:10:56,583 --> 01:10:59,041
  5577. So you just quit over the phone.
  5578.  
  5579. 1216
  5580. 01:10:59,125 --> 01:11:01,667
  5581. - Yeah, I'm so screwed.
  5582.  
  5583. 1217
  5584. 01:11:01,750 --> 01:11:02,959
  5585. Lori's gonna kill me.
  5586.  
  5587. 1218
  5588. 01:11:03,041 --> 01:11:06,291
  5589. To my defense, there was a lot
  5590. of weed and alcohol involved.
  5591.  
  5592. 1219
  5593. 01:11:07,250 --> 01:11:08,667
  5594. - Well, if weed and alcohol
  5595. were a defense,
  5596.  
  5597. 1220
  5598. 01:11:08,750 --> 01:11:11,000
  5599. I'd be the CEO of Halliburton
  5600. right now.
  5601.  
  5602. 1221
  5603. 01:11:11,083 --> 01:11:14,125
  5604. Don't sweat it, kid. If Andy's ashes
  5605. are in there, we'll make it right.
  5606.  
  5607. 1222
  5608. 01:11:15,208 --> 01:11:16,625
  5609. - Oh.
  5610.  
  5611. 1223
  5612. 01:11:18,667 --> 01:11:21,083
  5613. Hey.
  5614.  
  5615. 1224
  5616. 01:11:21,166 --> 01:11:22,375
  5617. Who's the nut?
  5618.  
  5619. 1225
  5620. 01:11:23,166 --> 01:11:26,667
  5621. - Uh, this is my friend, Jeff.
  5622.  
  5623. 1226
  5624. 01:11:29,166 --> 01:11:31,667
  5625. - Hi.
  5626. - Nice to meet you.
  5627.  
  5628. 1227
  5629. 01:11:31,750 --> 01:11:33,458
  5630. - Nice to meet you.
  5631.  
  5632. 1228
  5633. 01:11:35,125 --> 01:11:37,875
  5634. 20 bucks for my time, eh?
  5635. - Yeah.
  5636.  
  5637. 1229
  5638. 01:11:37,959 --> 01:11:41,291
  5639. - Okay, come on in!
  5640.  
  5641. 1230
  5642. 01:11:46,291 --> 01:11:48,125
  5643. - Wow. Nice.
  5644.  
  5645. 1231
  5646. 01:11:53,792 --> 01:11:57,041
  5647. :
  5648. Yeah, so about that photo you sent...
  5649.  
  5650. 1232
  5651. 01:11:57,125 --> 01:11:59,709
  5652. Yeah,
  5653. it's tough to do a selfie
  5654.  
  5655. 1233
  5656. 01:11:59,792 --> 01:12:01,750
  5657. with a dead body, or a bag,
  5658. I guess.
  5659.  
  5660. 1234
  5661. 01:12:01,834 --> 01:12:03,458
  5662. - Yeah.
  5663.  
  5664. 1235
  5665. 01:12:03,542 --> 01:12:06,667
  5666. Yeah, I don't think
  5667. you'd actually know.
  5668.  
  5669. 1236
  5670. 01:12:11,417 --> 01:12:13,333
  5671. - I don't follow.
  5672.  
  5673. 1237
  5674. 01:12:13,417 --> 01:12:15,208
  5675. - You see, the...
  5676.  
  5677. 1238
  5678. 01:12:15,291 --> 01:12:18,583
  5679. the field in that photo
  5680.  
  5681. 1239
  5682. 01:12:18,667 --> 01:12:21,291
  5683. was the wrong colour.
  5684.  
  5685. 1240
  5686. 01:12:21,375 --> 01:12:23,375
  5687. Astroturf has...
  5688.  
  5689. 1241
  5690. 01:12:24,250 --> 01:12:26,333
  5691. has a certain
  5692. blue-ish hue to it.
  5693.  
  5694. 1242
  5695. 01:12:26,417 --> 01:12:30,041
  5696. And...
  5697.  
  5698. 1243
  5699. 01:12:31,041 --> 01:12:33,166
  5700. unlike the...
  5701.  
  5702. 1244
  5703. 01:12:33,250 --> 01:12:35,417
  5704. yard of a dog owner,
  5705.  
  5706. 1245
  5707. 01:12:35,500 --> 01:12:38,208
  5708. there's not any brown spots
  5709. where the dog...
  5710.  
  5711. 1246
  5712. 01:12:38,291 --> 01:12:39,625
  5713. - Shits.
  5714.  
  5715. 1247
  5716. 01:12:39,709 --> 01:12:42,458
  5717. And the consistency
  5718. of the alleged ashes
  5719.  
  5720. 1248
  5721. 01:12:42,542 --> 01:12:45,583
  5722. reminds one of say,
  5723. litter of the kitty.
  5724.  
  5725. 1249
  5726. 01:12:48,250 --> 01:12:50,083
  5727. - Man, I'm sorry.
  5728.  
  5729. 1250
  5730. 01:12:50,166 --> 01:12:52,291
  5731. I was gonna do it, but they got
  5732. cameras all over the stadium.
  5733.  
  5734. 1251
  5735. 01:12:52,375 --> 01:12:55,667
  5736. - Just tell me you still have
  5737. the ashes.
  5738.  
  5739. 1252
  5740. 01:12:55,750 --> 01:12:58,417
  5741. - I actually was gonna just
  5742. put them in the yard,
  5743.  
  5744. 1253
  5745. 01:12:58,500 --> 01:13:00,458
  5746. but this is a human being
  5747. we're talking about,
  5748.  
  5749. 1254
  5750. 01:13:00,542 --> 01:13:02,625
  5751. a person who lived,
  5752. who loved--
  5753.  
  5754. 1255
  5755. 01:13:02,709 --> 01:13:05,625
  5756. - Yeah, who pooped and cried. Yeah,
  5757. we get it. Where's our pen salesman?
  5758.  
  5759. 1256
  5760. 01:13:05,709 --> 01:13:07,417
  5761. - My wife and I thought we
  5762. should put him in a cemetery.
  5763.  
  5764. 1257
  5765. 01:13:07,500 --> 01:13:09,375
  5766. There's a big tree
  5767. by where my Nana's buried.
  5768.  
  5769. 1258
  5770. 01:13:09,458 --> 01:13:12,291
  5771. We go up there
  5772. every other week.
  5773.  
  5774. 1259
  5775. 01:13:12,375 --> 01:13:15,333
  5776. - The remains, mop-jockey, Jesus H.
  5777. - Sorry, they gotta be here!
  5778.  
  5779. 1260
  5780. 01:13:17,667 --> 01:13:18,625
  5781. - Ask for your money back.
  5782.  
  5783. 1261
  5784. 01:13:20,709 --> 01:13:22,667
  5785. - Yeah, he meant well.
  5786.  
  5787. 1262
  5788. 01:13:22,750 --> 01:13:24,625
  5789. - Well, okay, but it kind of
  5790. sets a precedent.
  5791.  
  5792. 1263
  5793. 01:13:25,875 --> 01:13:28,542
  5794. - For what?
  5795.  
  5796. 1264
  5797. 01:13:28,625 --> 01:13:31,417
  5798. Unlawful dumping
  5799. of human remains?
  5800.  
  5801. 1265
  5802. 01:13:34,417 --> 01:13:37,625
  5803. - Hey, is your mom always so...
  5804.  
  5805. 1266
  5806. 01:13:37,709 --> 01:13:40,750
  5807. ...obsessed with death?
  5808. No, that's a new thing.
  5809.  
  5810. 1267
  5811. 01:13:40,834 --> 01:13:42,250
  5812. - I was gonna say "forward".
  5813.  
  5814. 1268
  5815. 01:13:42,333 --> 01:13:45,000
  5816. - What are you talking about?
  5817.  
  5818. 1269
  5819. 01:13:45,083 --> 01:13:47,166
  5820. - Ah, forget it, then.
  5821.  
  5822. 1270
  5823. 01:13:47,250 --> 01:13:49,458
  5824. I just wonder if I need a trip
  5825. to the clinic.
  5826.  
  5827. 1271
  5828. 01:13:53,583 --> 01:13:54,625
  5829. - Did you...
  5830.  
  5831. 1272
  5832. 01:13:55,583 --> 01:13:56,834
  5833. Wait, after I...
  5834.  
  5835. 1273
  5836. 01:13:56,917 --> 01:13:58,000
  5837. Did you fuck my mom?
  5838.  
  5839. 1274
  5840. 01:13:58,083 --> 01:14:01,083
  5841. - Hey, I told you, man.
  5842. We all grieve in our own way.
  5843.  
  5844. 1275
  5845. 01:14:01,166 --> 01:14:04,333
  5846. - No, I bet very few of us grieve
  5847. by sleeping with my mother,
  5848.  
  5849. 1276
  5850. 01:14:04,417 --> 01:14:06,125
  5851. and then, worrying
  5852. that they have STDs.
  5853.  
  5854. 1277
  5855. 01:14:06,208 --> 01:14:07,583
  5856. - Ken, cool your jets! I'm not
  5857. gonna start calling you "son".
  5858.  
  5859. 1278
  5860. 01:14:07,667 --> 01:14:10,583
  5861. You don't have to buy me a card
  5862. on Father's Day.
  5863.  
  5864. 1279
  5865. 01:14:10,667 --> 01:14:12,875
  5866. We're not gonna go
  5867. have a catch.
  5868.  
  5869. 1280
  5870. 01:14:12,959 --> 01:14:15,291
  5871. But, by the way, there was very little
  5872. sleeping going on, if you follow.
  5873.  
  5874. 1281
  5875. 01:14:15,375 --> 01:14:17,625
  5876. - Got it!
  5877.  
  5878. 1282
  5879. 01:14:17,709 --> 01:14:22,500
  5880. I put the bag in an empty cereal box, but
  5881. that's where we normally keep the kitty litter.
  5882.  
  5883. 1283
  5884. 01:14:22,583 --> 01:14:26,417
  5885. So I'm thinking the wife. She's
  5886. at work right now, but she's--
  5887.  
  5888. 1284
  5889. 01:14:26,500 --> 01:14:27,542
  5890. - For the love of God, man.
  5891.  
  5892. 1285
  5893. 01:14:27,625 --> 01:14:30,667
  5894. - They're probably outside
  5895. in the trash bin.
  5896.  
  5897. 1286
  5898. 01:14:35,583 --> 01:14:37,750
  5899. - Hey, Batman and Robin.
  5900.  
  5901. 1287
  5902. 01:14:37,834 --> 01:14:40,125
  5903. You still owe me 20 bucks.
  5904.  
  5905. 1288
  5906. 01:14:40,208 --> 01:14:41,834
  5907. - Hey, hey, wait!
  5908.  
  5909. 1289
  5910. 01:14:43,667 --> 01:14:44,625
  5911. Hey, hey!
  5912.  
  5913. 1290
  5914. 01:14:47,959 --> 01:14:50,834
  5915. Hey! Hey!
  5916.  
  5917. 1291
  5918. 01:14:53,208 --> 01:14:55,709
  5919. Hey, hey!
  5920.  
  5921. 1292
  5922. 01:14:55,792 --> 01:14:57,417
  5923. Stop the truck!
  5924.  
  5925. 1293
  5926. 01:15:06,583 --> 01:15:08,917
  5927. - What the hell is going on?
  5928. - Sir!
  5929.  
  5930. 1294
  5931. 01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:11,750
  5932. We need to get into the back of your truck!
  5933. - For why?
  5934.  
  5935. 1295
  5936. 01:15:13,583 --> 01:15:16,625
  5937. - There's a baby in there.
  5938. - Oh, my God!
  5939.  
  5940. 1296
  5941. 01:15:16,709 --> 01:15:19,291
  5942. - It crawled into a trash bag
  5943. and fell asleep.
  5944.  
  5945. 1297
  5946. 01:15:19,375 --> 01:15:21,291
  5947. - Holy shit! Call 9-1-1.
  5948.  
  5949. 1298
  5950. 01:15:21,375 --> 01:15:23,458
  5951. Call 9-1-1. No baby.
  5952. There's no baby in there.
  5953.  
  5954. 1299
  5955. 01:15:23,542 --> 01:15:24,709
  5956. - Well, it's a puppy.
  5957. A dog baby.
  5958.  
  5959. 1300
  5960. 01:15:24,792 --> 01:15:27,875
  5961. - There's no puppy. It's not
  5962. a puppy baby.
  5963.  
  5964. 1301
  5965. 01:15:27,959 --> 01:15:31,500
  5966. So, this is what a concussion
  5967. feels like.
  5968.  
  5969. 1302
  5970. 01:15:31,583 --> 01:15:35,333
  5971. Sir, we just need to get into the back
  5972. of your truck to retrieve something.
  5973.  
  5974. 1303
  5975. 01:15:35,417 --> 01:15:37,583
  5976. - This is a storage unit?
  5977.  
  5978. 1304
  5979. 01:15:37,667 --> 01:15:40,208
  5980. For you to retrieve,
  5981. there are many regulations.
  5982.  
  5983. 1305
  5984. 01:15:40,291 --> 01:15:42,500
  5985. - Well, was it regulations you
  5986. ran down my friend here?
  5987.  
  5988. 1306
  5989. 01:15:42,583 --> 01:15:45,834
  5990. - What are you accusing me of?
  5991. - We're not accusing you of anything, sir.
  5992.  
  5993. 1307
  5994. 01:15:45,917 --> 01:15:47,792
  5995. - Ivan, can I call you Ivan?
  5996. - Ivan.
  5997.  
  5998. 1308
  5999. 01:15:47,875 --> 01:15:50,458
  6000. - My Slavic friend, you tell me
  6001. what I have to do
  6002.  
  6003. 1309
  6004. 01:15:50,542 --> 01:15:52,917
  6005. to put us
  6006. in the back of that truck today.
  6007.  
  6008. 1310
  6009. 01:15:53,667 --> 01:15:55,959
  6010. You guys see the stars?
  6011.  
  6012. 1311
  6013. 01:15:57,041 --> 01:16:00,875
  6014. - You like that? It won't take us long.
  6015. - No.
  6016.  
  6017. 1312
  6018. 01:16:02,417 --> 01:16:05,041
  6019. - Hi! My God, what happened?
  6020.  
  6021. 1313
  6022. 01:16:05,125 --> 01:16:08,834
  6023. - Mom, what are you doing here?
  6024. - What?! I don't get a "me" day?
  6025.  
  6026. 1314
  6027. 01:16:08,917 --> 01:16:11,083
  6028. - Yeah, a little bump
  6029. on the noggin. He's alright.
  6030.  
  6031. 1315
  6032. 01:16:11,166 --> 01:16:12,625
  6033. - Did you find Andy?
  6034.  
  6035. 1316
  6036. 01:16:12,709 --> 01:16:15,917
  6037. - Oh, yeah.
  6038. He's in the corn flake box.
  6039.  
  6040. 1317
  6041. 01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:17,875
  6042. Jeff told the garbage man
  6043. about the dead puppies.
  6044.  
  6045. 1318
  6046. 01:16:17,959 --> 01:16:20,458
  6047. So now, we're back
  6048. at square uno.
  6049.  
  6050. 1319
  6051. 01:16:20,542 --> 01:16:24,917
  6052. - You think you could keep up this spacey looking,
  6053. drooling idiot bit a little while longer?
  6054.  
  6055. 1320
  6056. 01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:26,542
  6057. - I think I have an actual
  6058. head injury.
  6059.  
  6060. 1321
  6061. 01:16:26,625 --> 01:16:29,625
  6062. I should probably go
  6063. to the hospital.
  6064.  
  6065. 1322
  6066. 01:16:29,709 --> 01:16:31,834
  6067. - Kids, these days.
  6068.  
  6069. 1323
  6070. 01:16:31,917 --> 01:16:34,875
  6071. - Your uncle lost a foot in a combine
  6072. accident once. He never made a peep.
  6073.  
  6074. 1324
  6075. 01:16:34,959 --> 01:16:37,917
  6076. - Because maybe that's our play.
  6077. There's a saying in the sales game:
  6078.  
  6079. 1325
  6080. 01:16:38,000 --> 01:16:40,667
  6081. A man in a good suit can get
  6082. almost anywhere
  6083.  
  6084. 1326
  6085. 01:16:40,750 --> 01:16:42,333
  6086. if he walks with confidence.
  6087.  
  6088. 1327
  6089. 01:16:42,417 --> 01:16:44,625
  6090. - More than anywhere.
  6091. - Do you know any gimps?
  6092.  
  6093. 1328
  6094. 01:16:45,750 --> 01:16:47,125
  6095. What, like, otherly gifted.
  6096. Hello, anybody home?
  6097.  
  6098. 1329
  6099. 01:16:47,208 --> 01:16:51,792
  6100. - A person with activity limitation
  6101. is what we call them at work.
  6102.  
  6103. 1330
  6104. 01:16:51,875 --> 01:16:53,750
  6105. - Okay.
  6106. - Like his oldest friend, Cam.
  6107.  
  6108. 1331
  6109. 01:16:53,834 --> 01:16:55,709
  6110. He's been in a wheelchair
  6111. his whole life.
  6112.  
  6113. 1332
  6114. 01:16:55,792 --> 01:16:59,458
  6115. - Now, that's the best news
  6116. I've heard all day.
  6117.  
  6118. 1333
  6119. 01:17:01,542 --> 01:17:05,834
  6120. - I just want you to know that I know
  6121. how incredibly offensive this is.
  6122.  
  6123. 1334
  6124. 01:17:05,917 --> 01:17:08,959
  6125. Just say the word
  6126. and I won't do it.
  6127.  
  6128. 1335
  6129. 01:17:09,917 --> 01:17:13,709
  6130. - Good. I'm glad you came
  6131. to your senses.
  6132.  
  6133. 1336
  6134. 01:17:13,792 --> 01:17:16,458
  6135. Do you realize
  6136. how insensitive this is?
  6137.  
  6138. 1337
  6139. 01:17:17,667 --> 01:17:19,917
  6140. - Yeah, man. I'm sorry.
  6141.  
  6142. 1338
  6143. 01:17:20,000 --> 01:17:21,959
  6144. I'm just shitting you, man.
  6145.  
  6146. 1339
  6147. 01:17:22,041 --> 01:17:24,500
  6148. Take it, you fucking
  6149. wannabe able-ist.
  6150.  
  6151. 1340
  6152. 01:17:24,583 --> 01:17:26,834
  6153. - Are you serious?
  6154. - Oh, yeah. No, dude. I love this.
  6155.  
  6156. 1341
  6157. 01:17:26,917 --> 01:17:28,250
  6158. People are terrified
  6159. of these things.
  6160.  
  6161. 1342
  6162. 01:17:28,333 --> 01:17:32,000
  6163. I free-rolled into more concerts
  6164. than you can imagine. - You have?
  6165.  
  6166. 1343
  6167. 01:17:32,083 --> 01:17:32,959
  6168. - Young Jeezy.
  6169. First row.
  6170.  
  6171. 1344
  6172. 01:17:33,041 --> 01:17:35,542
  6173. He was like, "Get on stage!"
  6174. I was like,
  6175.  
  6176. 1345
  6177. 01:17:35,625 --> 01:17:37,542
  6178. "Uh, there's no ramp."
  6179. But it was like, a nice...
  6180.  
  6181. 1346
  6182. 01:17:37,625 --> 01:17:39,875
  6183. it was nice of him
  6184. to invite him.
  6185.  
  6186. 1347
  6187. 01:17:39,959 --> 01:17:42,625
  6188. Look, I got you this.
  6189. It might help.
  6190.  
  6191. 1348
  6192. 01:17:42,709 --> 01:17:45,792
  6193. - What is this?
  6194. - I'm a fixer, buddy. Solve your problems.
  6195.  
  6196. 1349
  6197. 01:17:45,875 --> 01:17:47,917
  6198. - You're the best.
  6199. - That's true.
  6200.  
  6201. 1350
  6202. 01:17:48,000 --> 01:17:49,583
  6203. - I love you. - Alright, man.
  6204. Go out there and make me proud.
  6205.  
  6206. 1351
  6207. 01:17:49,667 --> 01:17:52,458
  6208. - Alright, I will.
  6209. - Goddamn criminal.
  6210.  
  6211. 1352
  6212. 01:17:52,542 --> 01:17:55,375
  6213. Remember not to move your legs.
  6214.  
  6215. 1353
  6216. 01:17:57,041 --> 01:17:58,041
  6217. - Shit...
  6218.  
  6219. 1354
  6220. 01:18:00,375 --> 01:18:04,875
  6221. - You know, I usually have men bolt
  6222. out of my house after the fact.
  6223.  
  6224. 1355
  6225. 01:18:04,959 --> 01:18:06,333
  6226. Not before.
  6227.  
  6228. 1356
  6229. 01:18:06,417 --> 01:18:09,583
  6230. - Yeah. Sorry about that.
  6231.  
  6232. 1357
  6233. 01:18:09,667 --> 01:18:11,041
  6234. - It's okay.
  6235.  
  6236. 1358
  6237. 01:18:11,125 --> 01:18:14,125
  6238. You're a good guy.
  6239. There's not a lot of you around.
  6240.  
  6241. 1359
  6242. 01:18:14,208 --> 01:18:15,542
  6243. - Well...
  6244.  
  6245. 1360
  6246. 01:18:15,625 --> 01:18:19,750
  6247. it was 50-50 there
  6248. for a second.
  6249.  
  6250. 1361
  6251. 01:18:19,834 --> 01:18:20,834
  6252. - No, it wasn't.
  6253.  
  6254. 1362
  6255. 01:18:20,917 --> 01:18:24,417
  6256. Although,
  6257. you would've had a lot of fun.
  6258.  
  6259. 1363
  6260. 01:18:24,500 --> 01:18:27,458
  6261. I do a lot of Cirque du Soleil
  6262. kind of stuff.
  6263.  
  6264. 1364
  6265. 01:18:27,542 --> 01:18:29,875
  6266. And I'm seriously good at it.
  6267.  
  6268. 1365
  6269. 01:18:34,625 --> 01:18:37,542
  6270. - Well, that was just mean.
  6271.  
  6272. 1366
  6273. 01:18:43,875 --> 01:18:45,750
  6274. Pop it, Jeff!
  6275.  
  6276. 1367
  6277. 01:18:56,792 --> 01:18:58,917
  6278. No, no, that's okay. I got it.
  6279.  
  6280. 1368
  6281. 01:18:59,000 --> 01:19:01,542
  6282. - God, your mom is so flexible.
  6283.  
  6284. 1369
  6285. 01:19:05,792 --> 01:19:09,291
  6286. - Okay. You ready?
  6287. - Almost.
  6288.  
  6289. 1370
  6290. 01:19:09,375 --> 01:19:10,917
  6291. - Hey! What the fuck?
  6292.  
  6293. 1371
  6294. 01:19:15,125 --> 01:19:17,959
  6295. - You gotta trust me.
  6296. God is in the details.
  6297.  
  6298. 1372
  6299. 01:19:19,417 --> 01:19:21,583
  6300. Just watch and learn.
  6301.  
  6302. 1373
  6303. 01:19:25,000 --> 01:19:28,583
  6304. Excuse me, young lady,
  6305. that is a gorgeous blouse.
  6306.  
  6307. 1374
  6308. 01:19:28,667 --> 01:19:31,083
  6309. Did you know this morning
  6310. when you got up
  6311.  
  6312. 1375
  6313. 01:19:31,166 --> 01:19:32,583
  6314. how it would just
  6315. make your eyes pop?
  6316.  
  6317. 1376
  6318. 01:19:32,667 --> 01:19:34,834
  6319. - Uh, how can I help you?
  6320.  
  6321. 1377
  6322. 01:19:34,917 --> 01:19:38,125
  6323. - We are here to see John Travis
  6324. in special events.
  6325.  
  6326. 1378
  6327. 01:19:38,208 --> 01:19:39,375
  6328. Can you tell him
  6329. Reggie Treehorne
  6330.  
  6331. 1379
  6332. 01:19:39,458 --> 01:19:42,000
  6333. and his special friend from
  6334. Rolling for the Cure are here?
  6335.  
  6336. 1380
  6337. 01:19:44,834 --> 01:19:47,583
  6338. Remember,
  6339. you're mute.
  6340.  
  6341. 1381
  6342. 01:19:47,667 --> 01:19:49,458
  6343. - Remember,
  6344. it's not Rolling for the Cure.
  6345.  
  6346. 1382
  6347. 01:19:49,542 --> 01:19:52,500
  6348. It's Roll for the Cure.
  6349. Look at the fucking T-shirt.
  6350.  
  6351. 1383
  6352. 01:19:52,583 --> 01:19:54,750
  6353. Uh, sorry.
  6354. He's still at lunch.
  6355.  
  6356. 1384
  6357. 01:19:54,834 --> 01:19:56,542
  6358. - Oh, did I get the time...
  6359.  
  6360. 1385
  6361. 01:19:56,625 --> 01:19:59,083
  6362. Oh! Yeah, that's my bad.
  6363.  
  6364. 1386
  6365. 01:19:59,166 --> 01:20:01,542
  6366. Uh, well, perhaps
  6367. we could wait in his office.
  6368.  
  6369. 1387
  6370. 01:20:01,625 --> 01:20:03,125
  6371. - I can't let you back there.
  6372.  
  6373. 1388
  6374. 01:20:03,208 --> 01:20:05,917
  6375. - You know, I'm just not sure
  6376. you want the optics
  6377.  
  6378. 1389
  6379. 01:20:06,000 --> 01:20:08,834
  6380. of a special person
  6381. loitering in the...
  6382.  
  6383. 1390
  6384. 01:20:08,917 --> 01:20:11,917
  6385. in the waiting area.
  6386. You know what I mean?
  6387.  
  6388. 1391
  6389. 01:20:14,542 --> 01:20:15,375
  6390. - Sir.
  6391.  
  6392. 1392
  6393. 01:20:15,458 --> 01:20:17,542
  6394. - It's a corporate image
  6395. kind of thing,
  6396.  
  6397. 1393
  6398. 01:20:17,625 --> 01:20:19,792
  6399. but if you're okay with that,
  6400. I'm okay with that.
  6401.  
  6402. 1394
  6403. 01:20:20,875 --> 01:20:22,625
  6404. We'll be right over here.
  6405.  
  6406. 1395
  6407. 01:20:23,959 --> 01:20:25,875
  6408. Now.
  6409. - Hmm...?
  6410.  
  6411. 1396
  6412. 01:20:28,166 --> 01:20:31,000
  6413. Oh!
  6414. - Is he okay?
  6415.  
  6416. 1397
  6417. 01:20:31,083 --> 01:20:32,834
  6418. - Uh, you know, I don't know.
  6419.  
  6420. 1398
  6421. 01:20:33,792 --> 01:20:34,959
  6422. Oh!
  6423.  
  6424. 1399
  6425. 01:20:35,041 --> 01:20:37,083
  6426. Oh, he may need a bathroom.
  6427.  
  6428. 1400
  6429. 01:20:37,166 --> 01:20:39,792
  6430. Yeah, yeah, without question.
  6431.  
  6432. 1401
  6433. 01:20:39,875 --> 01:20:41,000
  6434. - The only bathroom we have
  6435. is back there.
  6436.  
  6437. 1402
  6438. 01:20:41,083 --> 01:20:43,792
  6439. - You know, that's okay.
  6440. I've got wet wipes.
  6441.  
  6442. 1403
  6443. 01:20:43,875 --> 01:20:45,917
  6444. If you could just...
  6445. just get his belt for me.
  6446.  
  6447. 1404
  6448. 01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:48,792
  6449. And be careful, you know, you think
  6450. adult diapers are full on water-tight,
  6451.  
  6452. 1405
  6453. 01:20:48,875 --> 01:20:51,208
  6454. but I've had some nasty surprises
  6455. in my day. Haven't I, pal?
  6456.  
  6457. 1406
  6458. 01:20:52,417 --> 01:20:56,083
  6459. They call him the brown firehose
  6460. down at the centre.
  6461.  
  6462. 1407
  6463. 01:20:56,166 --> 01:20:59,667
  6464. It's not because of his dick.
  6465. Thank you.
  6466.  
  6467. 1408
  6468. 01:21:02,875 --> 01:21:04,917
  6469. We're gonna need
  6470. more toilet paper.
  6471.  
  6472. 1409
  6473. 01:21:05,000 --> 01:21:07,083
  6474. - Someone just checked this morning--
  6475. - No, damn it, woman.
  6476.  
  6477. 1410
  6478. 01:21:07,166 --> 01:21:09,959
  6479. This is not a drill. We're in
  6480. shit-con four. You need to hustle up
  6481.  
  6482. 1411
  6483. 01:21:10,041 --> 01:21:13,625
  6484. a pallet of double ply in a hurry or you're
  6485. gonna need to repaint the whole bathroom.
  6486.  
  6487. 1412
  6488. 01:21:13,709 --> 01:21:14,083
  6489. Is that what you want,
  6490. to repaint?
  6491.  
  6492. 1413
  6493. 01:21:16,792 --> 01:21:18,667
  6494. Okay.
  6495.  
  6496. 1414
  6497. 01:21:20,959 --> 01:21:23,166
  6498. You are pretty good at this.
  6499.  
  6500. 1415
  6501. 01:21:23,250 --> 01:21:24,125
  6502. - You should see me
  6503. with an angry husband
  6504.  
  6505. 1416
  6506. 01:21:24,208 --> 01:21:26,792
  6507. when I'm nut-to-cheek
  6508. with his old lady.
  6509.  
  6510. 1417
  6511. 01:21:26,875 --> 01:21:28,917
  6512. Come on, buddy, you got
  6513. all the time you need.
  6514.  
  6515. 1418
  6516. 01:21:50,250 --> 01:21:52,792
  6517. And I know
  6518. most guys would disagree,
  6519.  
  6520. 1419
  6521. 01:21:52,875 --> 01:21:55,125
  6522. but I found something
  6523. incredibly erotic
  6524.  
  6525. 1420
  6526. 01:21:55,208 --> 01:21:58,667
  6527. about control top undergarments.
  6528. You know, holding so much back.
  6529.  
  6530. 1421
  6531. 01:21:58,750 --> 01:22:01,041
  6532. But I'm taking about the bustier as a
  6533. metaphor for aspirations of the heart.
  6534.  
  6535. 1422
  6536. 01:22:15,250 --> 01:22:18,208
  6537. It's funny when you think about it.
  6538. I mean, the more you...
  6539.  
  6540. 1423
  6541. 01:22:18,291 --> 01:22:21,000
  6542. the more you sort of invite
  6543. stuff to happen... - I like it.
  6544.  
  6545. 1424
  6546. 01:22:21,083 --> 01:22:24,250
  6547. - ...the more it can happen. Do
  6548. you know what I mean? - Sure.
  6549.  
  6550. 1425
  6551. 01:22:24,333 --> 01:22:27,041
  6552. - He's gonna need a seltzer,
  6553. I think.
  6554.  
  6555. 1426
  6556. 01:22:36,834 --> 01:22:38,959
  6557. - Alright, bud.
  6558.  
  6559. 1427
  6560. 01:22:55,709 --> 01:22:57,792
  6561. - Balls.
  6562.  
  6563. 1428
  6564. 01:23:00,291 --> 01:23:02,166
  6565. Security?
  6566.  
  6567. 1429
  6568. 01:23:38,208 --> 01:23:40,875
  6569. - Do I have to get a Hazmat team
  6570. out here?
  6571.  
  6572. 1430
  6573. 01:23:40,959 --> 01:23:42,041
  6574. - No.
  6575.  
  6576. 1431
  6577. 01:23:42,125 --> 01:23:45,166
  6578. Like I said,
  6579. I'm not a terrorist.
  6580.  
  6581. 1432
  6582. 01:23:45,250 --> 01:23:48,083
  6583. - Prove it. Make him eat some.
  6584. - How would that...
  6585.  
  6586. 1433
  6587. 01:23:48,166 --> 01:23:50,917
  6588. I'm not going to eat
  6589. my dad's ashes.
  6590.  
  6591. 1434
  6592. 01:23:51,000 --> 01:23:53,750
  6593. - See?
  6594. - See what?
  6595.  
  6596. 1435
  6597. 01:23:53,834 --> 01:23:55,417
  6598. That I'm not a necro-cannibal?
  6599.  
  6600. 1436
  6601. 01:23:56,000 --> 01:23:59,041
  6602. - Okay, let's say that's true.
  6603.  
  6604. 1437
  6605. 01:23:59,125 --> 01:24:01,417
  6606. - That would be nice.
  6607.  
  6608. 1438
  6609. 01:24:01,500 --> 01:24:04,166
  6610. - You get why we can't have people throwing
  6611. human remains on the playing surface?
  6612.  
  6613. 1439
  6614. 01:24:04,250 --> 01:24:06,750
  6615. Hygiene, workplace
  6616. health and safety.
  6617.  
  6618. 1440
  6619. 01:24:06,834 --> 01:24:09,500
  6620. You know, I started here
  6621. in high school.
  6622.  
  6623. 1441
  6624. 01:24:09,583 --> 01:24:11,875
  6625. We've had drunks, streakers,
  6626.  
  6627. 1442
  6628. 01:24:11,959 --> 01:24:15,875
  6629. a Morganna the Kissing Bandit
  6630. wannabe, but...
  6631.  
  6632. 1443
  6633. 01:24:18,208 --> 01:24:19,750
  6634. never a corpse.
  6635.  
  6636. 1444
  6637. 01:24:20,375 --> 01:24:22,208
  6638. - It was his dying wish.
  6639.  
  6640. 1445
  6641. 01:24:22,583 --> 01:24:24,000
  6642. He, uh...
  6643.  
  6644. 1446
  6645. 01:24:24,083 --> 01:24:27,917
  6646. gave up season tickets
  6647. for me and my mom.
  6648.  
  6649. 1447
  6650. 01:24:28,917 --> 01:24:30,458
  6651. - What was your old man's name?
  6652.  
  6653. 1448
  6654. 01:24:30,542 --> 01:24:33,291
  6655. - Andy Wall.
  6656.  
  6657. 1449
  6658. 01:24:33,375 --> 01:24:36,000
  6659. - So a real fan, huh?
  6660.  
  6661. 1450
  6662. 01:24:36,083 --> 01:24:39,125
  6663. - Why else would you want
  6664. large men
  6665.  
  6666. 1451
  6667. 01:24:39,208 --> 01:24:43,083
  6668. bleeding and sweating all over
  6669. your final resting place?
  6670.  
  6671. 1452
  6672. 01:24:51,083 --> 01:24:52,333
  6673. Why do you have
  6674. a picture of my dad?
  6675.  
  6676. 1453
  6677. 01:24:54,917 --> 01:24:59,458
  6678. - I've never seen someone
  6679. that drunk run that fast.
  6680.  
  6681. 1454
  6682. 01:25:00,917 --> 01:25:03,125
  6683. We figured he was trying
  6684. to piss on the team logo.
  6685.  
  6686. 1455
  6687. 01:25:03,208 --> 01:25:06,000
  6688. To explain why his penis
  6689. was exposed.
  6690.  
  6691. 1456
  6692. 01:25:06,333 --> 01:25:10,125
  6693. Although, we were 3 and 15
  6694. that year. So...
  6695.  
  6696. 1457
  6697. 01:25:10,208 --> 01:25:11,208
  6698. I get the impulse.
  6699.  
  6700. 1458
  6701. 01:25:15,166 --> 01:25:17,458
  6702. - You gotta be kidding me.
  6703.  
  6704. 1459
  6705. 01:25:23,458 --> 01:25:25,917
  6706. - Your old man
  6707. could really hold a grudge.
  6708.  
  6709. 1460
  6710. 01:25:30,917 --> 01:25:33,041
  6711. - Well, do we need to evacuate?
  6712.  
  6713. 1461
  6714. 01:25:33,125 --> 01:25:36,375
  6715. - Hmm... I think
  6716. we're good here.
  6717.  
  6718. 1462
  6719. 01:25:44,208 --> 01:25:45,375
  6720. Voluntary lifetime ban.
  6721.  
  6722. 1463
  6723. 01:26:02,625 --> 01:26:03,375
  6724. Just like your old man.
  6725.  
  6726. 1464
  6727. 01:26:17,458 --> 01:26:19,166
  6728. Hey, hey.
  6729.  
  6730. 1465
  6731. 01:26:20,417 --> 01:26:23,166
  6732. You want to leave him out in the
  6733. parking lot by a sewer grate?
  6734.  
  6735. 1466
  6736. 01:26:23,250 --> 01:26:25,125
  6737. We could turn a blind eye.
  6738.  
  6739. 1467
  6740. 01:26:25,208 --> 01:26:26,291
  6741. - He obviously liked
  6742. to tailgate.
  6743.  
  6744. 1468
  6745. 01:26:34,291 --> 01:26:37,291
  6746. - Hey, what hap-- Oh, God!
  6747. What?
  6748.  
  6749. 1469
  6750. 01:26:37,375 --> 01:26:39,583
  6751. - He gave up the tickets
  6752. for his family, huh?
  6753.  
  6754. 1470
  6755. 01:26:39,667 --> 01:26:40,750
  6756. - Oh, hey! Calm down!
  6757.  
  6758. 1471
  6759. 01:26:40,834 --> 01:26:44,667
  6760. - The one decent thing I thought
  6761. he ever did is bullshit.
  6762.  
  6763. 1472
  6764. 01:26:44,750 --> 01:26:48,083
  6765. - Look, he hoped the ashes would maybe
  6766. curse the team for the rest of time.
  6767.  
  6768. 1473
  6769. 01:26:48,166 --> 01:26:50,208
  6770. And in his defense, his pain meds
  6771. were kicking in pretty good.
  6772.  
  6773. 1474
  6774. 01:26:50,291 --> 01:26:53,375
  6775. You should hear
  6776. what I talked him out of.
  6777.  
  6778. 1475
  6779. 01:26:53,458 --> 01:26:56,333
  6780. - Did he tell you to lie to me?
  6781. - It was an agreed upon approach.
  6782.  
  6783. 1476
  6784. 01:26:56,417 --> 01:26:59,291
  6785. I mean, if the money didn't hook
  6786. you, we had the old heart-strings.
  6787.  
  6788. 1477
  6789. 01:26:59,375 --> 01:27:01,667
  6790. - Does my mom know?
  6791. - What?
  6792.  
  6793. 1478
  6794. 01:27:01,750 --> 01:27:03,542
  6795. Don't blame it on your mom. She wanted
  6796. you to have one nice memory of your dad.
  6797.  
  6798. 1479
  6799. 01:27:05,166 --> 01:27:07,375
  6800. - See you around, Jeff.
  6801.  
  6802. 1480
  6803. 01:27:07,458 --> 01:27:10,125
  6804. - Hey! Where are you going?
  6805. You don't have a job.
  6806.  
  6807. 1481
  6808. 01:27:10,208 --> 01:27:11,959
  6809. You need to do this.
  6810.  
  6811. 1482
  6812. 01:27:12,041 --> 01:27:14,542
  6813. - Yeah, I wouldn't scatter
  6814. his ashes for a million dollars.
  6815.  
  6816. 1483
  6817. 01:27:14,625 --> 01:27:18,417
  6818. - Oh, yeah. So you're just gonna let
  6819. the golf club build a new steam room.
  6820.  
  6821. 1484
  6822. 01:27:18,500 --> 01:27:19,458
  6823. Look, I can't defend the guy.
  6824.  
  6825. 1485
  6826. 01:27:19,542 --> 01:27:22,542
  6827. But, you know,
  6828. I care about the old jackass.
  6829.  
  6830. 1486
  6831. 01:27:22,625 --> 01:27:24,542
  6832. - Yeah, well,
  6833. that makes one of us.
  6834.  
  6835. 1487
  6836. 01:27:24,625 --> 01:27:25,959
  6837. - Let me explain something
  6838. to you.
  6839.  
  6840. 1488
  6841. 01:27:26,041 --> 01:27:31,083
  6842. Your dad was not proud of some of
  6843. the choices he made in his life.
  6844.  
  6845. 1489
  6846. 01:27:31,166 --> 01:27:34,250
  6847. And his biggest regret was
  6848. his estrangement from you.
  6849.  
  6850. 1490
  6851. 01:27:35,709 --> 01:27:38,291
  6852. And the afternoon
  6853. he told me about it...
  6854.  
  6855. 1491
  6856. 01:27:39,291 --> 01:27:42,000
  6857. I mean, it just broke my heart.
  6858.  
  6859. 1492
  6860. 01:27:44,583 --> 01:27:46,166
  6861. - Fuck you.
  6862.  
  6863. 1493
  6864. 01:27:46,250 --> 01:27:47,583
  6865. - Oh, I gave it a shot.
  6866. But fuck what he wants.
  6867.  
  6868. 1494
  6869. 01:27:47,667 --> 01:27:52,125
  6870. And fuck that dumb part of your
  6871. ego that wants to spite him.
  6872.  
  6873. 1495
  6874. 01:27:52,208 --> 01:27:54,000
  6875. Fuck your pride
  6876. two times on Sunday!
  6877.  
  6878. 1496
  6879. 01:27:54,083 --> 01:27:56,166
  6880. Just fucking be
  6881. the better man!
  6882.  
  6883. 1497
  6884. 01:27:57,125 --> 01:27:59,041
  6885. Or 20 years from now,
  6886.  
  6887. 1498
  6888. 01:27:59,125 --> 01:28:01,375
  6889. you can look back on your life,
  6890. whatever it is you do,
  6891.  
  6892. 1499
  6893. 01:28:01,458 --> 01:28:04,667
  6894. and you'll be able to say,
  6895. "Wow, was I ever a pussy!"
  6896.  
  6897. 1500
  6898. 01:28:04,750 --> 01:28:07,375
  6899. - Yeah, well, at least I'm a pussy
  6900. who can provide for his family.
  6901.  
  6902. 1501
  6903. 01:28:07,458 --> 01:28:09,542
  6904. - Or a pussy who drinks himself
  6905. to sleep every night
  6906.  
  6907. 1502
  6908. 01:28:09,625 --> 01:28:11,959
  6909. and starts banging
  6910. his overweight secretary
  6911.  
  6912. 1503
  6913. 01:28:12,041 --> 01:28:14,542
  6914. just because her muted cries
  6915. of ecstasy from the copy room
  6916.  
  6917. 1504
  6918. 01:28:14,625 --> 01:28:16,375
  6919. are the only thing that make him
  6920. feel half-alive.
  6921.  
  6922. 1505
  6923. 01:28:17,542 --> 01:28:20,250
  6924. - Well, that was...
  6925. was really specific.
  6926.  
  6927. 1506
  6928. 01:28:20,333 --> 01:28:23,542
  6929. - Because that's the way
  6930. it always happens.
  6931.  
  6932. 1507
  6933. 01:28:23,625 --> 01:28:26,250
  6934. Your family can't be happy
  6935. unless you're happy.
  6936.  
  6937. 1508
  6938. 01:28:26,333 --> 01:28:28,583
  6939. And you, my son, are one
  6940. mopey fuck.
  6941.  
  6942. 1509
  6943. 01:28:31,375 --> 01:28:33,542
  6944. So your dad had me lie to you.
  6945.  
  6946. 1510
  6947. 01:28:33,625 --> 01:28:35,625
  6948. You wanted to know more
  6949. about him?
  6950.  
  6951. 1511
  6952. 01:28:35,709 --> 01:28:37,709
  6953. Well, maybe that's all
  6954. there is to know.
  6955.  
  6956. 1512
  6957. 01:28:37,792 --> 01:28:39,500
  6958. So fucking what?
  6959.  
  6960. 1513
  6961. 01:28:40,750 --> 01:28:42,208
  6962. Life is a series of trade-offs.
  6963.  
  6964. 1514
  6965. 01:28:42,291 --> 01:28:44,750
  6966. And they don't all have
  6967. to be bad.
  6968.  
  6969. 1515
  6970. 01:28:44,834 --> 01:28:47,333
  6971. Just...
  6972.  
  6973. 1516
  6974. 01:28:48,208 --> 01:28:50,333
  6975. get this done.
  6976.  
  6977. 1517
  6978. 01:28:50,417 --> 01:28:53,333
  6979. And then,
  6980. don't think about him again.
  6981.  
  6982. 1518
  6983. 01:28:58,375 --> 01:29:01,542
  6984. - We were really close,
  6985. weren't we?
  6986.  
  6987. 1519
  6988. 01:29:01,625 --> 01:29:02,750
  6989. - Yes!
  6990.  
  6991. 1520
  6992. 01:29:02,834 --> 01:29:04,458
  6993. - You know, right on the field.
  6994.  
  6995. 1521
  6996. 01:29:04,542 --> 01:29:07,291
  6997. - Inches from greatness.
  6998.  
  6999. 1522
  7000. 01:29:07,667 --> 01:29:08,792
  7001. - Inches.
  7002. - Inches.
  7003.  
  7004. 1523
  7005. 01:29:08,875 --> 01:29:13,166
  7006. As the ladies always tell me.
  7007. I kid. I get the job done.
  7008.  
  7009. 1524
  7010. 01:29:22,000 --> 01:29:24,542
  7011. Come on!
  7012.  
  7013. 1525
  7014. 01:29:25,834 --> 01:29:27,750
  7015. - What time is it?
  7016.  
  7017. 1526
  7018. 01:29:31,875 --> 01:29:33,583
  7019. Got you.
  7020.  
  7021. 1527
  7022. 01:29:36,291 --> 01:29:36,667
  7023. Oh, fuck.
  7024.  
  7025. 1528
  7026. 01:29:36,750 --> 01:29:39,375
  7027. Uh...
  7028.  
  7029. 1529
  7030. 01:29:47,250 --> 01:29:48,709
  7031. What time is it?
  7032.  
  7033. 1530
  7034. 01:29:48,792 --> 01:29:51,000
  7035. Society really started
  7036. going the wrong way
  7037.  
  7038. 1531
  7039. 01:29:51,083 --> 01:29:53,750
  7040. when they took prayer out of schools.
  7041. And then, stopped wearing watches.
  7042.  
  7043. 1532
  7044. 01:29:53,834 --> 01:29:54,625
  7045. Can we focus, please?
  7046.  
  7047. 1533
  7048. 01:29:54,709 --> 01:29:55,625
  7049. You really got
  7050. 15 minutes?
  7051.  
  7052. 1534
  7053. 01:29:58,583 --> 01:30:01,125
  7054. If we're
  7055. a little bit too sensitive,
  7056.  
  7057. 1535
  7058. 01:30:01,208 --> 01:30:03,000
  7059. you're gonna be
  7060. all over the place.
  7061.  
  7062. 1536
  7063. 01:30:03,083 --> 01:30:05,625
  7064. So what you need to do is you need to...
  7065.  
  7066. 1537
  7067. 01:30:05,709 --> 01:30:06,959
  7068. ...so that you're not gonna be
  7069. flying all over...
  7070.  
  7071. 1538
  7072. 01:30:07,041 --> 01:30:10,709
  7073. - Alright, I think I got this.
  7074. Alright. I need my dad's phone.
  7075.  
  7076. 1539
  7077. 01:30:10,792 --> 01:30:11,959
  7078. - What?
  7079. - I need my dad's phone.
  7080.  
  7081. 1540
  7082. 01:30:12,041 --> 01:30:15,041
  7083. I gotta tape it to the plane
  7084. so we could live stream it.
  7085.  
  7086. 1541
  7087. 01:30:15,125 --> 01:30:17,125
  7088. - No. I'd really hate to burn
  7089. the roll over minutes.
  7090.  
  7091. 1542
  7092. 01:30:17,208 --> 01:30:19,250
  7093. - Give me the phone.
  7094.  
  7095. 1543
  7096. 01:30:21,583 --> 01:30:26,125
  7097. What's Vince's e-mail?
  7098. - Littleflatstick69@aol.com
  7099.  
  7100. 1544
  7101. 01:30:27,333 --> 01:30:29,542
  7102. - Okay. Flip that over.
  7103.  
  7104. 1545
  7105. 01:30:34,709 --> 01:30:37,125
  7106. Okay, Dad. Let's go.
  7107.  
  7108. 1546
  7109. 01:30:37,208 --> 01:30:37,917
  7110. Put it right there.
  7111.  
  7112. 1547
  7113. 01:30:38,000 --> 01:30:40,500
  7114. Here, hold this.
  7115.  
  7116. 1548
  7117. 01:30:44,667 --> 01:30:46,792
  7118. Alright, we got power.
  7119. Here we go.
  7120.  
  7121. 1549
  7122. 01:30:47,834 --> 01:30:49,500
  7123. There we go. Come on, come on.
  7124.  
  7125. 1550
  7126. 01:30:49,583 --> 01:30:50,792
  7127. Oh!
  7128. - You're up, you're up.
  7129.  
  7130. 1551
  7131. 01:30:54,834 --> 01:30:58,333
  7132. - Alright! Come on, baby.
  7133. Alright, oh!
  7134.  
  7135. 1552
  7136. 01:30:58,417 --> 01:31:00,375
  7137. We got it.
  7138.  
  7139. 1553
  7140. 01:31:00,458 --> 01:31:02,208
  7141. This is easy.
  7142. Wait, wait. It's going around.
  7143.  
  7144. 1554
  7145. 01:31:02,291 --> 01:31:04,333
  7146. - It's coming right at us!
  7147. Oh, whoa!
  7148.  
  7149. 1555
  7150. 01:31:04,417 --> 01:31:06,208
  7151. - Alright, come on.
  7152.  
  7153. 1556
  7154. 01:31:06,291 --> 01:31:08,583
  7155. - Just stop moving!
  7156. - Alright, I'm not. - Uh-oh!
  7157.  
  7158. 1557
  7159. 01:31:08,667 --> 01:31:10,458
  7160. - There we go.
  7161. - Oh! That's a straight line.
  7162.  
  7163. 1558
  7164. 01:31:10,542 --> 01:31:12,834
  7165. That's the whole job.
  7166. Right there.
  7167.  
  7168. 1559
  7169. 01:31:15,333 --> 01:31:16,834
  7170. No, you're a natural.
  7171.  
  7172. 1560
  7173. 01:31:18,500 --> 01:31:20,750
  7174. I can see right into
  7175. the stadium.
  7176.  
  7177. 1561
  7178. 01:31:20,834 --> 01:31:22,792
  7179. That's it.
  7180. You got it, you got it. Look!
  7181.  
  7182. 1562
  7183. 01:31:22,875 --> 01:31:25,291
  7184. - Come on.
  7185. - You gotta get higher.
  7186.  
  7187. 1563
  7188. 01:31:52,542 --> 01:31:56,291
  7189. Uh-oh!
  7190.  
  7191. 1564
  7192. 01:32:00,375 --> 01:32:02,000
  7193. Hold it steady.
  7194. - How you doing?
  7195.  
  7196. 1565
  7197. 01:32:02,083 --> 01:32:04,250
  7198. Just making a quick phone call.
  7199. - Come on, come on. Faster.
  7200.  
  7201. 1566
  7202. 01:32:10,625 --> 01:32:12,250
  7203. Hold it steady.
  7204.  
  7205. 1567
  7206. 01:32:12,333 --> 01:32:14,333
  7207. - Quick, behind
  7208. the serial killer van.
  7209.  
  7210. 1568
  7211. 01:32:14,417 --> 01:32:15,875
  7212. - Hold it steady.
  7213.  
  7214. 1569
  7215. 01:32:18,542 --> 01:32:20,250
  7216. - We're losing it,
  7217. we're losing it.
  7218.  
  7219. 1570
  7220. 01:32:20,333 --> 01:32:21,750
  7221. - Slow and steady. I can't see.
  7222. - You got it.
  7223.  
  7224. 1571
  7225. 01:32:21,834 --> 01:32:25,333
  7226. - Just need a little more.
  7227.  
  7228. 1572
  7229. 01:32:25,417 --> 01:32:27,208
  7230. - Nice and tight.
  7231.  
  7232. 1573
  7233. 01:32:27,291 --> 01:32:29,458
  7234. Drop your weapon!
  7235. - Good evening, officer.
  7236.  
  7237. 1574
  7238. 01:32:29,542 --> 01:32:32,500
  7239. Just... not a weapon.
  7240. - Drop whatever is in your hand!
  7241.  
  7242. 1575
  7243. 01:32:32,583 --> 01:32:34,458
  7244. - Just a little more time.
  7245.  
  7246. 1576
  7247. 01:32:34,542 --> 01:32:37,834
  7248. - Gonna get down very slowly.
  7249. - I'm not gonna ask you again.
  7250.  
  7251. 1577
  7252. 01:32:37,917 --> 01:32:39,875
  7253. - Putting it down.
  7254.  
  7255. 1578
  7256. 01:32:40,417 --> 01:32:41,667
  7257. Got it.
  7258.  
  7259. 1579
  7260. 01:32:56,500 --> 01:32:57,375
  7261. - Got it.
  7262.  
  7263. 1580
  7264. 01:32:57,458 --> 01:32:59,709
  7265. Rest in peace, asshole.
  7266.  
  7267. 1581
  7268. 01:33:02,458 --> 01:33:04,375
  7269. - Hands on the van!
  7270.  
  7271. 1582
  7272. 01:33:11,041 --> 01:33:14,333
  7273. - And I tell you, if we weren't
  7274. a couple of white guys,
  7275.  
  7276. 1583
  7277. 01:33:14,417 --> 01:33:16,667
  7278. we would've been tased,
  7279. beaten and pepper-sprayed.
  7280.  
  7281. 1584
  7282. 01:33:16,750 --> 01:33:20,083
  7283. It's nice to know being a tax-paying citizen
  7284. is still good for some in this country.
  7285.  
  7286. 1585
  7287. 01:33:20,166 --> 01:33:22,250
  7288. - Okay. Here we go.
  7289.  
  7290. 1586
  7291. 01:33:23,375 --> 01:33:25,959
  7292. - Even though I lost a friend,
  7293. I feel like I gained...
  7294.  
  7295. 1587
  7296. 01:33:27,083 --> 01:33:28,959
  7297. his hot ex-wife.
  7298.  
  7299. 1588
  7300. 01:33:29,041 --> 01:33:30,625
  7301. To leave a woman that's so...
  7302.  
  7303. 1589
  7304. 01:33:30,709 --> 01:33:33,291
  7305. - Don't be gross.
  7306. Please don't be gross.
  7307.  
  7308. 1590
  7309. 01:33:33,375 --> 01:33:34,959
  7310. - ...vital.
  7311.  
  7312. 1591
  7313. 01:33:35,959 --> 01:33:39,417
  7314. Juicy. I mean,
  7315. which at her age... come on.
  7316.  
  7317. 1592
  7318. 01:33:39,500 --> 01:33:42,625
  7319. - I understand. The more that I ask
  7320. you to stop, the more you keep going.
  7321.  
  7322. 1593
  7323. 01:33:43,834 --> 01:33:46,542
  7324. Just like in my mom.
  7325.  
  7326. 1594
  7327. 01:33:48,500 --> 01:33:51,667
  7328. - What?
  7329. - For my grandson.
  7330.  
  7331. 1595
  7332. 01:33:53,458 --> 01:33:57,375
  7333. Your father gave this to me
  7334. on our first date.
  7335.  
  7336. 1596
  7337. 01:33:57,458 --> 01:34:00,041
  7338. - That's really... sweet.
  7339.  
  7340. 1597
  7341. 01:34:00,125 --> 01:34:02,583
  7342. - He had his moments.
  7343.  
  7344. 1598
  7345. 01:34:02,667 --> 01:34:04,750
  7346. - Okay, well,
  7347. if you'll excuse me.
  7348.  
  7349. 1599
  7350. 01:34:04,834 --> 01:34:05,709
  7351. Your mom's coffee goes
  7352. through me
  7353.  
  7354. 1600
  7355. 01:34:05,792 --> 01:34:08,417
  7356. like a welfare mom
  7357. through food stamps.
  7358.  
  7359. 1601
  7360. 01:34:08,500 --> 01:34:09,792
  7361. Oh.
  7362.  
  7363. 1602
  7364. 01:34:11,125 --> 01:34:12,125
  7365. Oh, that's my Uber. Okay.
  7366.  
  7367. 1603
  7368. 01:34:12,208 --> 01:34:14,792
  7369. Gotta go.
  7370.  
  7371. 1604
  7372. 01:34:15,458 --> 01:34:17,917
  7373. So I guess I'll see you
  7374. when I get back here.
  7375.  
  7376. 1605
  7377. 01:34:18,000 --> 01:34:19,625
  7378. - Oh.
  7379.  
  7380. 1606
  7381. 01:34:19,709 --> 01:34:21,625
  7382. I thought you said I could
  7383. come visit you next month.
  7384.  
  7385. 1607
  7386. 01:34:21,709 --> 01:34:22,375
  7387. - What about the...
  7388.  
  7389. 1608
  7390. 01:34:22,458 --> 01:34:25,750
  7391. the office
  7392. and the birthdays?
  7393.  
  7394. 1609
  7395. 01:34:25,834 --> 01:34:28,000
  7396. - There's more to life
  7397. than just work.
  7398.  
  7399. 1610
  7400. 01:34:30,458 --> 01:34:33,542
  7401. - I would like that.
  7402. Bring Jeff if you'd like.
  7403.  
  7404. 1611
  7405. 01:34:33,625 --> 01:34:35,041
  7406. - Oh, don't jump ahead.
  7407.  
  7408. 1612
  7409. 01:34:35,125 --> 01:34:36,208
  7410. We're just friends.
  7411.  
  7412. 1613
  7413. 01:34:36,291 --> 01:34:39,583
  7414. I mean... with the benefit.
  7415. Is that how you say it?
  7416.  
  7417. 1614
  7418. 01:34:39,667 --> 01:34:42,625
  7419. - That is how you say it, yes.
  7420.  
  7421. 1615
  7422. 01:34:42,709 --> 01:34:45,041
  7423. - He certainly has some
  7424. interesting views.
  7425.  
  7426. 1616
  7427. 01:34:45,125 --> 01:34:47,166
  7428. - Mmm... yeah, you could...
  7429.  
  7430. 1617
  7431. 01:34:47,250 --> 01:34:49,792
  7432. you could help him out.
  7433.  
  7434. 1618
  7435. 01:34:49,875 --> 01:34:52,041
  7436. I always said
  7437. you needed a hobby.
  7438.  
  7439. 1619
  7440. 01:34:52,125 --> 01:34:53,834
  7441. - It's kind of nice to be liked.
  7442.  
  7443. 1620
  7444. 01:34:53,917 --> 01:34:57,709
  7445. It's a good reason
  7446. to get up in the morning.
  7447.  
  7448. 1621
  7449. 01:34:58,625 --> 01:34:59,875
  7450. - Yeah.
  7451.  
  7452. 1622
  7453. 01:35:01,959 --> 01:35:03,333
  7454. Go.
  7455.  
  7456. 1623
  7457. 01:35:03,417 --> 01:35:04,500
  7458. - Okay.
  7459.  
  7460. 1624
  7461. 01:35:04,583 --> 01:35:07,417
  7462. Uh, hey, Jeff!
  7463. I gotta get going.
  7464.  
  7465. 1625
  7466. 01:35:07,500 --> 01:35:08,917
  7467. Yeah.
  7468. I'd come and say goodbye,
  7469.  
  7470. 1626
  7471. 01:35:09,000 --> 01:35:11,959
  7472. but I'm dealing with a real
  7473. Cancun omelette in here.
  7474.  
  7475. 1627
  7476. 01:35:12,041 --> 01:35:13,709
  7477. - Okay.
  7478.  
  7479. 1628
  7480. 01:35:25,667 --> 01:35:28,917
  7481. It's okay. It's okay.
  7482.  
  7483. 1629
  7484. 01:35:29,917 --> 01:35:32,542
  7485. I'm gonna read you
  7486. a little story here.
  7487.  
  7488. 1630
  7489. 01:35:33,750 --> 01:35:38,500
  7490. Fully equipped
  7491. 2,000 square-foot
  7492.  
  7493. 1631
  7494. 01:35:38,583 --> 01:35:40,959
  7495. with incidental liquor.
  7496.  
  7497. 1632
  7498. 01:35:41,041 --> 01:35:44,458
  7499. Sidewalk cafe patio.
  7500.  
  7501. 1633
  7502. 01:35:44,542 --> 01:35:46,792
  7503. Hear that?
  7504.  
  7505. 1634
  7506. 01:35:46,875 --> 01:35:48,792
  7507. Package good.
  7508.  
  7509. 1635
  7510. 01:35:48,875 --> 01:35:50,625
  7511. Looks good.
  7512.  
  7513. 1636
  7514. 01:35:50,709 --> 01:35:54,792
  7515. Tobacco license.
  7516. No smoking for you.
  7517.  
  7518. 1637
  7519. 01:35:56,208 --> 01:35:59,834
  7520. This one is 1,100 square-foot
  7521.  
  7522. 1638
  7523. 01:35:59,917 --> 01:36:04,583
  7524. with an 800-square-foot
  7525. basement.
  7526.  
  7527. 1639
  7528. 01:36:04,667 --> 01:36:08,500
  7529. C-3 zoned.
  7530.  
  7531. 1640
  7532. 01:36:08,583 --> 01:36:10,583
  7533. Hot location.
  7534.  
  7535. 1641
  7536. 01:36:10,667 --> 01:36:12,667
  7537. - Hot location?
  7538.  
  7539. 1642
  7540. 01:36:12,750 --> 01:36:15,583
  7541. You know, that was my band's
  7542. name in high school.
  7543.  
  7544. 1643
  7545. 01:36:17,250 --> 01:36:18,625
  7546. Oh, my God.
  7547.  
  7548. 1644
  7549. 01:36:18,709 --> 01:36:22,333
  7550. Is that a smile? Did it hurt?
  7551.  
  7552. 1645
  7553. 01:36:22,417 --> 01:36:25,792
  7554. - No. But this might.
  7555.  
  7556. 1646
  7557. 01:36:26,667 --> 01:36:28,750
  7558. What would you say
  7559.  
  7560. 1647
  7561. 01:36:28,834 --> 01:36:32,000
  7562. if I told you
  7563. that I quit my job?
  7564.  
  7565. 1648
  7566. 01:36:33,250 --> 01:36:36,041
  7567. - I'd say,
  7568.  
  7569. 1649
  7570. 01:36:36,125 --> 01:36:37,875
  7571. do you really think
  7572. the fact that what's-his-name's
  7573.  
  7574. 1650
  7575. 01:36:38,000 --> 01:36:41,375
  7576. almost out is gonna keep me
  7577. from yelling at you?
  7578.  
  7579. 1651
  7580. 01:36:41,458 --> 01:36:43,041
  7581. - That was the plan.
  7582.  
  7583. 1652
  7584. 01:36:47,917 --> 01:36:49,750
  7585. - Wake me up
  7586. when you come to bed.
  7587.  
  7588. 1653
  7589. 01:36:49,834 --> 01:36:53,000
  7590. - You wanna talk about it
  7591. tonight?
  7592.  
  7593. 1654
  7594. 01:36:53,333 --> 01:36:55,792
  7595. - No.
  7596.  
  7597. 1655
  7598. 01:36:55,875 --> 01:36:58,000
  7599. I don't want to talk tonight.
  7600.  
  7601. 1656
  7602. 01:37:04,166 --> 01:37:05,542
  7603. - Oh.
  7604.  
  7605. 1657
  7606. 01:37:06,917 --> 01:37:09,583
  7607. Okay. One more story.
  7608.  
  7609. 1658
  7610. 01:37:11,709 --> 01:37:13,208
  7611. Once upon a time...
  7612.  
  7613. 1659
  7614. 01:37:13,291 --> 01:37:16,000
  7615. there was...
  7616.  
  7617. 1660
  7618. 01:37:17,458 --> 01:37:19,041
  7619. this golfer.
  7620.  
  7621. 1661
  7622. 01:37:19,125 --> 01:37:23,083
  7623. And one day, he came home late
  7624. from the golf course.
  7625.  
  7626. 1662
  7627. 01:37:24,667 --> 01:37:27,041
  7628. ♪ Somewhere along the way ♪
  7629.  
  7630. 1663
  7631. 01:37:30,667 --> 01:37:33,917
  7632. ♪ I got off on the side roads ♪
  7633.  
  7634. 1664
  7635. 01:37:37,125 --> 01:37:40,542
  7636. ♪ Somewhere along the way ♪
  7637.  
  7638. 1665
  7639. 01:37:43,083 --> 01:37:46,041
  7640. ♪ I found where my heart goes ♪
  7641.  
  7642. 1666
  7643. 01:37:46,709 --> 01:37:49,583
  7644. ♪ Because now I know ♪
  7645.  
  7646. 1667
  7647. 01:37:49,667 --> 01:37:54,875
  7648. ♪ Sometimes the path
  7649. in front of us is hard to see ♪
  7650.  
  7651. 1668
  7652. 01:38:00,166 --> 01:38:02,709
  7653. ♪ Lying in your bed ♪
  7654.  
  7655. 1669
  7656. 01:38:04,959 --> 01:38:07,917
  7657. ♪ The worries in your head ♪
  7658.  
  7659. 1670
  7660. 01:38:09,709 --> 01:38:14,917
  7661. ♪ If I try maybe
  7662. I could be like you ♪
  7663.  
  7664. 1671
  7665. 01:38:19,709 --> 01:38:22,917
  7666. ♪ Somewhere along the way ♪
  7667.  
  7668. 1672
  7669. 01:38:24,750 --> 01:38:29,083
  7670. ♪ I got off on the side roads ♪
  7671.  
  7672. 1673
  7673. 01:38:31,917 --> 01:38:35,083
  7674. ♪ And somewhere along the way ♪
  7675.  
  7676. 1674
  7677. 01:38:38,125 --> 01:38:41,709
  7678. ♪ I followed
  7679. where my heart goes ♪
  7680.  
  7681. 1675
  7682. 01:38:42,208 --> 01:38:44,250
  7683. ♪ Because now I know ♪
  7684.  
  7685. 1676
  7686. 01:38:44,917 --> 01:38:49,959
  7687. ♪ Sometimes the path
  7688. in front of us is hard to see ♪
  7689.  
  7690. 1677
  7691. 01:38:54,750 --> 01:38:59,291
  7692. ♪ I guess I needed
  7693. a little faith in me ♪
  7694.  
  7695. 1678
  7696. 01:39:04,375 --> 01:39:09,291
  7697. ♪ Somewhere along the way ♪
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