a public pastebin to bosby

Alright bro, I'm just gonna come out and say what everyone is thinking...you are a douche. An ugly ass, pop-collared douche. Seriously how did such a lazy, mutated sperm find a way to fuse with your mothers ovum? Please enlighten us, I'm sure it would solve many unanswered questions. Cool story chode. But I live and breathe mma everyday of the week and I ain't afraid of some animal crossing speed master. You would never say **** to me in real life probably cause your third chin would warp whatever sound tried to come out of your hamburger hole. But should you step up I'll happily samoan ankle drop you back into the gutter where you belong. I would douse my butt in reptile attractant then army crawl naked through a 3.2 mile muddy plain littered with angry male snapping turtles if it meant once reaching the end I could fire one shot blindfolded from an air rifle to a dart board 90 feet away just for the chance of hitting the bullseye whereby if I hit I could take your prized piece of ass out on a candlelit Italian dinner.