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  1. Episode I: The Beginning (Yes I know that not all of the real life tie-ins are in chronological order but I have a Z-grade story to write here)
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  3. by: who do you think?
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  5. In ancient times, the land of PS was ruled by four kingdoms: the lands of Scavengers, Trivia, OU, and Fun Land. For many years, the five kingdoms lived in peace and harmony, but when OU attacked Fun Land, the entire world of PS was thrown into chaos. As a longtime ally of OU, Scavengers attacked Fun Land's neighbors Trivia in order to surround Fun Land from all sides. This situation was compounded by Fun Land's deep internal divisions, as different regional leaders seceded from the official land of Fun Land causing fragmentation, as the lands of Uno, Scrabble, and Chess were the only ones left unconquered. It was also at this time that Jeopard-E was formed as a miracle from the gods.
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  7. An uneasy peace resumed until the first invasion by the aliens known as Power Creep. While they were swift and left behind nothing while taking nothing, their effect drastically changed the land of PS as new lands emerged. The Island of Weather was also swiftly colonized by the ever-expansionist OU nation, but this last expenditure proved to be too much for the oft-exploited region of OU known as the Land of the Lower Tiers. After their brutal suppression at the hands of OU, they banded together along with the inhabitants of the Island of Weather to commence the war paradoxically known as the Weather Wars despite only being one war. As Trivia attacked Fun Land led by their ruthless dictator Kid Alexander Axcadrill (known by many as Kid A) and the completely broken combination of Sand Stream + Sand Rush, many kilometers southeast (towards Singapore) of the conflict between OU and the combined forces of the Island of Weather and the rebels in the Land of the Lower Tiers, Trivia forged an uneasy alliance with the OU, wanting to preserve good trade relations. Despite OU's experience with the extreme rains present during this war, their combined efforts failed as with the help of the northern-dwelling Ubers tribe, which was no stranger to dealing with the harsh weathers brought by Groudon and Kyogre, the war was won for the rebels as the Land of the Lower Tiers was finally free. In compensation for their help during the Weather Wars, Scavengers was allowed to annex the coastal strip of land known as the Game Corner, which once belonged to Fun Land, despite the Game Corner's sympathy towards the Land of the Lower Tiers. This would later cause a revolt against Scavengers.
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  9. While the government of Trivia had aligned itself with that of OU, both governments were unpopular among their respective populaces, and Trivia underwent the Pokemon Battle Revolution, in which through a series of Pokemon Battles, Jeopard-E was established as the new ruler with a new system of government known as TTL.
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  11. Meanwhile, the Land of the Lower Tiers featured breakup in the once-united colonies, as the lands of UU, RU, and NU were formed, with the gallant, brave bird king Staraptor's small but rich kingdom of BL, or per its official name, Bôґďèr∤īñé (it is now official known as the United Uwu-land of Bôґďèr∤īñé but is most commonly referred to as UUBL, though some still call it BL for some reason) acting as a sort of de facto buffer zone between the Land of the Low Tiers and the country of OU. The newly-formed UU nation then attempted to, under the guidance of the victory sprite Victini, expand into the far north, where the Ubers tribe lived, but they were swiftly kicked out (although Victini itself did find a niche in the northern landscape of Ubers, where nowadays, due to climate change, the Weather Wars's weather effects have only gotten worse despite the wars having ended many years ago, as the region is pummeled by the dumb abilities of Primal Groudon and Primal Kyogre).
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  13. Episode 2: A Trivial Bit Of History
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  15. Pebze Gámër Dhën was a powerful man in the kingdom of Trivia. He was so powerful that in the year of Lord Zarel, 2017, he had to be imprisoned for 1 year due to the abuse of his power that shall not be named, only referred to as "DBSQ". Eventually, Pebze learned the error of his ways, and upon being let free from Bloglizd ("blacklist") Prison, he stopped abusing the power of DBSQ.
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