saber wars

*updated 01/06/2018*
onii-chan is laughing at you for needing a guide for this

--------------Do your own damn calculations, shits at the bottom----------------------
if you dont want to spend apples on this, you might want to farm points

[before you run dick first into the event]
*optional* roll fp for black chip drop ce
equip whatever event related ces you have
armpit ce goes on your front line, and objection! ce goes in the backline (it twerks for your front line)
LB ce's double the attack boost so its best to mlb it right away for the mhx ce
( each node has different drops so consult the stupid fairy http://fate-go.cirnopedia.org/quest_event_us_20180104.php#free)
you want the shop ce's for faster and easier clearing
*not recommended* you can skip buying the shop ces if you feel like you can clear shit without it or have ex rank drop luck
you get 6 star of not saber and 1 armpit ce from just getting points
wait a bit on the challenges if you don't have lily
if you have trouble clearing nodes, start replacing people with your strongest non event servants, starting with your 3* sabers (from what ive seen, more points drops than what cirno lists. its a honnoji point rerun episode)
ceasar is great for buffing
d'eon is great for absorbing damage (needs taunt skill), can keep in back line and use mystic code swap for emergency tanking (can substitute george or mash*london needs to be completed for her taunt)
okita is the best boss killer
battle suit and atlas uniform are great clothes to use
i would rank the top 3 servants for this event: 1)okita 2)mhx 3)d'eon

[big dick damage]
*max ascended no grail
not saber 23,522
ayylien 19,748
tb-chan 19,308
mode red 18,756
saber alter 18,446
vanilla seibah 17,953
umu 17,008
saber lily 15,038
Chevrolet 14,024
sumanai 13,089
Fergus 10,444
Caesar 10,136
COOL 8943

[ahoge currency]
 Mysterious Heroine X
 Altria Pendragon [Lily]
+50%

 Altria Pendragon [Alter]
 Nero Claudius
+30%

 Altria Pendragon
 Siegfried
 Altera
 Chevalier D'Eon
 Okita Souji
 Mordred
+20%

 Gaius Julius Caesar
 Gilles de Rais
 Fergus Mac Roich
+10%

[tl;dr]
story quests + challenge quests
jannu (planet) = trans g
tesla (star cluster) = lens
poopchute (galaxy) = tube
not saber (super dimension) = points

[eh? ez modo? kimoi]
story quests + challenge quests
20ap = trans g
25ap = lens
30ap = tube
highest 40ap you can clear reliably = points

[mommy giff guide]
clear story + challenge quests (if you don't have lily wait till you do, there's no ce that boosts ahoge points unless you plan to spend jew rocks later into the event)
start working your way up the free quest nodes
when you get to the jannu 40ap node (planet) farm that shit
when you get 150 packs of 5 gum buy that ce, switch to the next node
slap that shit on your strongest swashbuckler
*farm the 20ap node if you're a shitter

next stop on the rice fields is the tesla node (star cluster)
same shit, farm 150 lens for the next ce
*note this fucboi is an archer
*onii-chan will laugh harder if you can't clear it
*this node drops blue toenails
*go to 25ap if you want babby mode
*use poopchute, her np should 1 shot testicla

3rd stop is poopchute (galaxy)
same shit except you need 300 because theres 2 ce's you buy with the transparent dildos
*note skittles has 1 mirrion hp
*drops metal gears, golem gonads and hearts
*go to 30ap if your balls haven't dropped
*use tb-chan with armpit ce (mlb is best) and mhx, okita has higher priority if you have to choose
*dont bother with the drop ce here if youre farming for hearts here

you can go back to the other nodes if you want to get more mats for shop shit

last stop on this copyright infringement is the last node with not saber (super dimension)
farm points until you're tired of smashing your head into the brick wall
*drops swallow wings
*she also has a mirrion hp
*daishori, d'eon and notsaber is great here
mystic code can bail you out of dangerous situations
battle suit - can stall mhx np with stun, can swap a servant to meatshield her np
atlas uniform - cure stun, grant invincibility on main damage dealer, reduce cooldown by 2 (possibly refreshing okitas dodge)

[let me get the biggest spoon I can find]
here's some numbers in case you failed elementary school math

If you only have the 3* katana unsheathers + the lily you get + support lily/mhx you will have 130% bonus (50*2+10+10+10)
base = 100%
bonus points = 100 + 130 = 230%
challenge quests = 312,100 points
312,100*2.3= 717,830
you need to get the 1.3m points on your own

super dimension = 7000 points
7000*2.3= 16,100
7 runs/day for 10 days
16100*7*10 = 1,127,000

galaxy = 3600
3600*2.3 = 8280
8280*7*10= 579,600

star cluster = 3000
3000*2.3 = 6900
483,000

planet = 2000
2000*2.3 = 4600
322,000

*drops have some variance, these numbers are the average amount

[what im doing]
clear all story
clear all challenge quests as they come out
farm jannu, tesla until ce acquired from shop
farm scat until event ends
*optional* spend apples on this node
*farm mhx if missing points, doing this on the 2nd last day (17th) same day as last challenge quest
*you might want to do this earlier if you dont have the time to farm it