Chain 233: The Sorcerer's Apprentice

Chain 233: The Sorcerer's Apprentice

Location: New York
Age: 19
Identity: Student (Drop-In)
Drawbacks: [+200] Are You Insane?

[Free]      10% Of Their Brain
[Free]      You Seeing This?
[150/1200]  Fantasian
[400/1200]  Prime-r Merlinian
[500/1200]  So Is Magic Science Or Magic?
[1000/1200] I Brought A Little Science With Me!
[1100/1200] BECAUSE I CAN READ MINDS!
[1200/1200] Encantus, Pocket Edition

>"Wait. You look like me."
"Or do you look like me?"
>"I'm freaking Merlin's star pupil. I'm pretty sure I'm older than you. And you ripped off my look, even the hat."
"You're maybe fifteen hundred years old. I'm seventy-five thousand. But it's okay, because we both look like Nic Cage."
>"...Who?"
"Never mind. Look, I'm crashing this plot. With no survivors. Here, have a stick."
>"What am I supposed to do with-" BANG.
"Yer a wizard, Merlin. Rings suck as foci, wands kick ass. Wanna go found Hogwarts?"
>"There is something very wrong with you."
"When this old you get, think as normal, you will not."

So basically, instead of literally ANY of the plot of this movie, I teamed up with Nic Cage and we kicked evil in the teeth. Then founded Hogwarts.

It was... surprisingly decent. Insane, but decent.