Unpregnant (2020) EN

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- Two minutes.

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You're fine.
You're fine.

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You always use a condom.

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Oh, my God.

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- Oh.
- Yeah.

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- Oh... ow!
- Sorry.

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- Hello?

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Look, I'm sure things
are really scary right now,

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but, you know,
it's probably gonna be okay.

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Um... is there anything
I can do to help?

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I mean, like, I have a car.

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I can, like,
drive you home if you want.

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You can leave.

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Wait...

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No way.

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If that is who I think it is,
I was just way too nice.

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Ugh, a real blast from the past.

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Hey, dude.

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Oh, Jesus.

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- Come on, like I haven't
seen you pee a thousand times.

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There was actually a time when
you wouldn't pee without me.

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- Bailey, can you just...

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- So who's the lucky guy, huh?

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Oh, no... is it Kevin?

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- Where's my test?
- Ooh.

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Ooh!

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Is it Kevin?
Please tell me.

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Please tell me, come on.
- Please give it to me.

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- Who's the daddy?
- Just give it to me please.

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- Whose penis is it?
- Kevin's penis.

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- See, was that so hard?

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Actually, don't answer that.
I don't wanna know.

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Wow, so you're, um, with child.

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And it's definitely Kevin's?
- Yes, yes.

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What kind of girl
do you think I am?

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- I don't know, man.
I didn't think you boned,

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let alone raw dog...

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I'm honestly, like,
a little impressed.

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- I do not "raw dog."

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We use condoms, which are
supposed to be 98.7% effective.

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- Well, apparently,
one of them was 0%.

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- That's not
how statistics work.

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- Are you reading this right?

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- Uh...
- Oh, hey, Veronica.

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- Heather.
- I'm so glad I caught you.

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Would you mind looking
at the layout

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for the yearbook prom page?

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Let me just pull it back up...
- Whoa, no.

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No spoilers on the yearbook.
Come on, dude, God.

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- Um, okay.

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Why don't you email
that to me, Heather,

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and then I can really
process the nuances

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of the squiggly border
that you chose.

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- I'm so glad
you noticed the b...

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- Ronnie.

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- Oh, hey, hey.

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- You okay, Ronnie?
You seem a little flustered.

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- Yeah, yeah.

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- Are you trying
to talk to Bailey Butler?

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- Remember when you guys
used to be besties?

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- Yeah, that was... that was more

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'cause our moms were close
and everything.

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- Speaking of parents,
mine are in Greece.

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Wanna stay over this weekend?

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- Who's got that green
nail polish that I like?

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- Whoa, whoa, whoa!

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What the hell?
- Where is it?

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- Oh, I wrote your name on it,

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and then I tied it
to the flagpole.

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Hope that's cool.
- Can you just give it to me?

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- I threw it in the dumpster
behind the gym.

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- Oh.

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Well, thank you.

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Thank you for bringing it
all the way back there.

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- Eh, I was smoking
a joint back there anyway.

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Mr. Aster's been screening

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this "Osmosis Jones" VHS in bio,

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so I gotta come correct.

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- It's unbelievable.
- Right?

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There's, like, barely
any hard science in it,

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but Chris Rock is a visionary.

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- No, you're smoking
on school grounds.

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That's, like,
really irresponsible.

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- Oh, I'm the irresponsible one?

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- Okay.

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- Ah, okay, okay, okay,
ah, look.

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I mean, I'm sure
it's gonna be okay, though?

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I mean, your sister
had a kid early,

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and she's fine, right?

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Remember when we found out

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that you were gonna be
a nine-year-old aunt?

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We were cracking up...
- Okay, okay, you can stop.

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I appreciate what you did
with the test and everything,

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but we're not just like...

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You just happened
to be the person

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that walked in the bathroom.

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- Oof.

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Could have left it at thanks.
Catch you on the flip, Juno.

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- Guys, check this out.
Look at this.

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- Let me see it.
- Oh, my God.

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Hi, hi, um, hi.

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I, uh, am doing a report
for my health class,

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and I just wanted to see if I
could ask a quick question?

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Cool, thanks.

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Um, if a young woman
needs a procedure,

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but her parents didn't know,
is that possible?

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Uh, let's say she's 17.

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Okay, okay,
so not at your facility.

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Where's the closest place
that...

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There's an Albuquerque
in Missouri?

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Okay, um, well, sorry.

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What about, like,
Illinois or Arkansas,

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Oklahoma, Texas?

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No?

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Okay, okay, so I get it.

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It sounds like she would need
parental consent,

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which is... that's great.
That's totally fine.

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Uh, I will include
that in my report,

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and thank you very much, bye.

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- Mom, I'm gonna go
to Emily's for a cram weekend.

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- Trust you.
Love you.

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- That was so stupid.
Maddie B is gonna...

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- Hey.

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- Hey.
- Oh, my gosh, hey, girl.

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- Sorry I'm late.

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- Who'd you guys...
- Okay, Maddie D.

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- No, not Maddie D.

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- Um, there's actually
something pretty important

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I have to talk
to you guys about.

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- Okay, just give me one second.

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I'm actually really close.

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- Yeah, "Veronica Mars"
over here

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thinks that she can figure out

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the pregnancy test
mystery thing.

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- What pregnancy test
mystery thing?

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- Look.

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- Recycle Club found it
in the dumpster.

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- Ugh, Maddie B's profile's
on private.

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No.

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- Ooh, okay.

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So Tori Leonards
wasn't in gym today,

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and I know for a fact
that she used "lady issues"

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as her excuse.

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- You use that excuse
to skip gym,

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like, every other week.

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- Valid, which is actually
why I'm leaning

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more towards Patricia Hamilton?

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- Absolutely not, no.

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There's no way Patricia Hamilton

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has lost her V card.

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- Well, it's, like, none
of our business, right?

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- I know,
but it's just so juicy,

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I gotta figure out who it is.

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- I mean, what if
it was one of us?

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- Totally, but who takes
a pregnancy test at school?

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- Okay, seriously,
look at these grams,

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though, side by side.

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Patricia's belly
definitely looks bigger.

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Literally only a week ago.

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- A little bit.
- The way she's standing there.

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- No, that's not,
like, a burrito belly.

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Like, that's
significantly bigger.

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- No, it's literally bigger,
like her face even...

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- She's glowing.
I mean, it's kind of...

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- Mwah, I'm so sorry
I'm late, babe.

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Got a new pup at the shelter.
Had to get him squirreled away.

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Yeah, check it out.
Named him Jasper.

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- Uh, yeah, it's... thanks for...

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- Looks like
Elliot's dog, right?

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- Meeting me so last minute
and everything.

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- Course.

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- Good evening.
- Hey.

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- Welcome, welcome.
- Thank you.

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We will start off
with the cheesy breadsticks,

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and a water for the lady,

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and I'll go with a Mountain Dew.

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- All right, coming right up.

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- What's up?

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- Um... so...

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I have to tell you something.

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Um, I don't know
how it happened.

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Statistically,
it's, like, nearly impossible,

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but, uh...

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I'm pregnant.

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Okay.

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Okay, hey, it's okay.
I'm... I'm here for you.

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Thank you.
That's such a relief.

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I... I mean, I know what I want
to do, and I have a plan.

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I could just use really use
your help with some...

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What's happening right now?

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- Will you marry me?

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Look, I know
it won't be easy, okay?

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But, babe, we can do this.

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- Can you sit back down
in your chair please?

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- Yeah, yeah.

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You gotta admit, it's kind of
perfect timing, you know?

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We were so unsure about us
next year, you know,

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and now we have this.

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You know, we'll take a year off,

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get a little place in town
so our parents can help out,

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and don't worry... the birth
won't conflict

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with the X Games schedule
whatsoever, so...

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- Wait, wait, wait... how is it

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that you already have
all of that planned?

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- Well, I mean, you said
you had something important

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that you wanted to tell me.

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Um...

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you know, and then the whole
mystery pregnancy test thing

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reminded me
of this other little thing.

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Um, don't get mad but, remember,

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like, a month ago at Smith Creek

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when we got finished in the car?

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Well, I sort of noticed that
the, um... the condom had broke.

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So...
- Are you kidding me?

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- Look, Veronica, I didn't want
to freak you out, okay?

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- Oh, my...
- The valedictorian thing...

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You had a lot
on your mind, you know?

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And the further away we got,
the more mad I knew you'd be...

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- Kevin, I... oh...

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- And I looked it up.
I Googled it.

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Do you know how hard it is
to get pregnant?

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It is, like, so hard.

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- I literally could have taken
the morning after pill.

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I could have avoided
this whole entire situation.

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- I know it's kind of
stressful, okay?

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But it's also kind of perfect

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because now we really know
that we'll be together forever.

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- I'm serious.
I can't.

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I need to get out of here.
- Veronica...

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Oh, shoot.

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Oh, God.

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Oh, it's morning sickness.

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Here, let me... I'll hold
your hair for you.

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- Don't touch me.
- Okay.

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Look, I know I messed up, okay?

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But if you can see past that,

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there's something
that's so beautiful here,

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and I'm so stoked to bring
a little us into this world.

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- Can I... can I look at that?

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- Yeah, can I...
- No, I'll just...

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- Okay.

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- Wow, this doesn't look cheap.
How'd you afford this?

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- Sold Buzzsaw and Road Rash.

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Uh, my dirt bikes.

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Only down to two now,
but... it's okay.

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- You know,
I'm definitely gonna need

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some time to think about it,
but let's talk on Monday, okay?

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- Oh, yeah, Monday.

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Monday's good.

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- Whew.

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Great.

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Crap.

253
00:15:06,001 --> 00:15:07,999
I just pwned your ass!

254
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,000
- Ha, ha, ha, ha.

255
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,000
You won't be laughing
when I literally

256
00:15:10,001 --> 00:15:11,999
rip your balls off, scumbag.
Come on.

257
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,999
Wait, cover me.
I'll be right back.

258
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,000
I thought you were
staying in tonight.

259
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,000
- Oh, I know.
I'm sorry.

260
00:15:22,001 --> 00:15:25,999
Fil got the night off.
- Oh, man, that guy's weird.

261
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,000
Who spells "Phil" with an F?

262
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,999
- Be nice.
- Wait.

263
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,000
I already started
thawing the dough.

264
00:15:31,001 --> 00:15:32,999
- I'm sorry, my little pea,
but you know,

265
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,999
we can make
the coxinhas tomorrow or,

266
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,000
you know what, maybe Sunday.

267
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,000
I'll text you when I know

268
00:15:37,001 --> 00:15:38,999
how the weekend
is shaping up, okay?

269
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,999
Mwah.
How do I look?

270
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,999
- Hot as hell.

271
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,000
- Mm-hmm, bye.
- Bye.

272
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,000
- Oh, dude, come on.

273
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,000
The whole pregnancy mystery
bullshit thing

274
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,000
is not my fault.

275
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,000
I threw the thing
in the dumpster.

276
00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:04,000
- I need your help, and I don't
have anywhere else to go.

277
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,000
- I'm listening.

278
00:16:06,001 --> 00:16:08,999
- Okay, I know we're not,
like, close anymore.

279
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,000
- True.

280
00:16:10,001 --> 00:16:11,999
- And I'm probably the last
person that you wanna help...

281
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,999
- Accurate.
- But you have a car.

282
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,999
- Oh, there it is.
- Trust me.

283
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,999
If I could just go
somewhere in town

284
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,999
or to St. Louis even,
I wouldn't even be here.

285
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,999
- Go where?

286
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,999
- You know, to get the thing...

287
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,000
The procedure.

288
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,000
- Whoa.

289
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,000
- Okay.

290
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,000
- You printed a map.

291
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,999
- Oklahoma, Texas, New Mexico...
It's easy,

292
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,000
and I outlined the best route

293
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,999
including where we can stop
for gas, food, and rest.

294
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,999
It's all planned out.

295
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,000
We'll be in Albuquerque
by tomorrow night.

296
00:16:49,001 --> 00:16:50,999
We'll go to the clinic
first thing Sunday morning,

297
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,999
and we'll be home
Sunday evening.

298
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,000
- Albuquerque.

299
00:16:54,001 --> 00:16:56,000
- Yeah, yeah,
I know it sounds crazy,

300
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,999
but that is the closest place
if you're under 18, so...

301
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,999
- And I don't have to,
like, be there during, right?

302
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,999
Say if I wanted
to go explore Albuquerque

303
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,000
while you're doing your thing.

304
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,000
- Yeah, that's... that's fine,
I guess.

305
00:17:08,001 --> 00:17:09,999
I really just need you to drive.

306
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,000
I'll pay for everything.

307
00:17:11,001 --> 00:17:12,999
- Hm...

308
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,999
so you're hiding this
from your man,

309
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,999
your best friends,
and your Jesus freak parents,

310
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,999
and you thought,
"Why not ask Bailey Butler

311
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,999
"to drive me hundreds of miles

312
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,999
'cause she probably doesn't
have anything to do anyway."

313
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:26,000
- Um... kind of, yes.

314
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,999
Bailey.
Bailey, come on.

315
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,999
Please open the door, Bailey.

316
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,000
- I'm just messing with you.

317
00:17:32,001 --> 00:17:33,999
You're right... I do not have
anything going on.

318
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,999
- I thought you drove a Camry.

319
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,999
- Sleater-Camry's in the shop.

320
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,999
- Uh, my gas projections
were accounting

321
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,999
for a four-cylinder
Japanese engine.

322
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,000
- My bad.

323
00:17:58,001 --> 00:17:59,999
If we're worried about gas,
we should just take the Tesla.

324
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,999
- Whoo, road trip!

325
00:18:12,001 --> 00:18:14,999
- Oh, oh, oh, we gotta
check out Roswell.

326
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,000
Like, there's actual aliens...
- No. No.

327
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,000
- Veronica, come on.
It's my vacation too.

328
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,999
- This is not a vacation, okay?

329
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,000
- Well, if it's not a vacation,

330
00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:23,999
then why are you
taking pictures, huh?

331
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,999
- Okay, in 20 miles,

332
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,000
we're gonna make our first stop.

333
00:18:32,001 --> 00:18:33,999
- Yes, yes, love stops.

334
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,000
We should go check out
the world's biggest fork.

335
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,000
I actually hear that...
- No, no, Bailey.

336
00:18:37,001 --> 00:18:39,999
We're not just gonna be
stopping willy-nilly, okay?

337
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,000
We need to stick to the schedule

338
00:18:41,001 --> 00:18:42,999
so I can be home
by Sunday evening,

339
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:46,000
and my parents won't find out.
Every stop has a purpose.

340
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,999
- Wow, you even
bummed out nature.

341
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,999
- This trip
is not gonna be cheap,

342
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,999
but I think that this
should cover it.

343
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:59,000
- Whoa, Jesus, what... did you
steal that from your parents?

344
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,000
- Kevin proposed.

345
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,000
What?

346
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,000
Oh, my God.

347
00:19:08,001 --> 00:19:10,999
That is actually
so on brand for him.

348
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,999
Could you imagine, like,
actually getting married

349
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,000
to that guy?

350
00:19:14,001 --> 00:19:15,999
What, would your first dance be

351
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:19,000
to Imagine Dragons
or Nickelback, do you think?

352
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:24,000
- Kevin... he means well, okay?
You just don't know him.

353
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,999
He's... he's uncomplicated.

354
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,999
He's sweet.
He's so sweet.

355
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,999
Did you know that he volunteers
with little puppies,

356
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,999
like, that don't have homes
and stuff?

357
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,999
And I don't even need
to defend myself to you now.

358
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,999
But did you know that he
asked me out

359
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,999
literally every day for a month
until I said yes?

360
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,000
He literally waited
outside my window

361
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,000
one night for a whole night.

362
00:19:46,001 --> 00:19:47,999
- You know, "Say Anything"
made that seem cute,

363
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:51,999
but it's called stalking,
so time's up on all that.

364
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,999
That dude's an actual stalker.

365
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,999
- Okay, the entrance
should be right up

366
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,000
around the corner here.

367
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,000
- Cool, I'm excited to die here.

368
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,999
- It's not opening.

369
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,000
I know they're not closed.

370
00:20:12,001 --> 00:20:14,000
That guy literally
just went in there.

371
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,000
- After you, Ivy League.

372
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,999
- I said I ain't gonna buy it.

373
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,000
- Move.

374
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,999
- Hello, hi.
Um...

375
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:37,000
I was actually just wondering
how much I could get for this.

376
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,999
It's, like, real and everything.

377
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,000
- Mm-hmm.

378
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,000
How old are you?

379
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,000
- 17.

380
00:20:55,001 --> 00:20:56,999
- I can't buy this.

381
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,999
- Um...

382
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,000
sorry, I just...

383
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:10,999
I just... I really,
really need the money,

384
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,999
so if there's just anything...
- I said...

385
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,999
- Veronica, I love you.
- Stalker.

386
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,999
- Kevin.
- I can't live without you.

387
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,999
- What are you doing here?
Did you follow me?

388
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,000
- I know you said you wanted
to wait until Monday,

389
00:21:21,001 --> 00:21:22,999
but to me, Monday feels
like it's ten years

390
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,000
from now, you know?

391
00:21:24,001 --> 00:21:26,000
So I said,
"Bro, go get your girl."

392
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,000
This really is not a good time.

393
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,000
- Look, I got you a rose
for every single reason

394
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,000
why we should spend
our lives together...

395
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,999
You, me, and the baby.
- It's not a baby yet.

396
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,999
- This is for how rad
your genes and my genes

397
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,999
are gonna look together
in a new human.

398
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,999
This one is for
when I teach him or her

399
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,000
how to do a perfect kickflip.

400
00:21:43,001 --> 00:21:44,999
- Weird flex.

401
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,000
- And this one is for the fact

402
00:21:46,001 --> 00:21:47,999
that you get to stay
here in Missouri...

403
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,999
- Okay, you know what?
This has got to stop.

404
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,000
I can't do it.
Here are a bunch of roses.

405
00:21:51,001 --> 00:21:53,000
They're a bunch of reasons.

406
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,999
- What is she doing
with my ring?

407
00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,000
- Uh...

408
00:21:59,001 --> 00:22:02,000
well, I need the money for...

409
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:08,000
I'm sorry, Kevin, but I'm
taking care of the situation.

410
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,000
- You're... you wanna get rid...

411
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,000
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
I know it wasn't chill

412
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,000
to not tell you
about the condom breaking...

413
00:22:20,001 --> 00:22:22,999
- Whoa, you knew
about the condom breaking?

414
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,999
- Yeah, I'm sorry.
Who even asked you?

415
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,000
Why is she even here?

416
00:22:26,001 --> 00:22:27,999
- She's driving me to the place.

417
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,000
I can't do it in Missouri.

418
00:22:29,001 --> 00:22:30,999
- Well, you can't make
this decision alone.

419
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,000
- Kevin, we have
so much life ahead of us.

420
00:22:32,001 --> 00:22:33,999
This is just...
This is what I have...

421
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,000
- What life, Veronica?

422
00:22:35,001 --> 00:22:36,999
You're going off to Brown.
I'm staying here.

423
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,999
This is our shot
at being together.

424
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,000
- No, Kevin...

425
00:22:40,001 --> 00:22:41,999
- You should be thankful
and count your lucky stars

426
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,999
that you have a guy
who's so devoted to you

427
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,999
that he would literally
track you down

428
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,000
to this freaking skeezy dump.

429
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,000
- You tracked me here?

430
00:22:50,001 --> 00:22:51,999
- Well, I mean, like, kind of.

431
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,999
What are you doing?
- That's so creepy, Kevin!

432
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,999
You're a stalker!
- Thank you.

433
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,000
- Give me my ring back then.

434
00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,000
Jesus!

435
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:05,000
- Consider your next move
very carefully.

436
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,999
- That is my ring.
I paid for that.

437
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,000
Okay.

438
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:17,999
Gonna grab my phone.

439
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000
I got it.

440
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,000
- I mean,
could have just deleted

441
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,000
your Find My Friends app.

442
00:23:27,001 --> 00:23:29,000
- I'll give you $1,300.

443
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,999
- We're rich!
- Are you serious?

444
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,000
Thank you.

445
00:23:33,001 --> 00:23:34,999
I don't even know
how to begin to thank you.

446
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:36,999
This is... you are such
a sweet woman for helping us.

447
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,999
- If any of this
comes back on me,

448
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,000
I'll sew the two of you
together as a human centipede.

449
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,999
- Oh.

450
00:23:45,001 --> 00:23:46,999
- You know,
it's pretty messed up

451
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,999
that Kevin didn't even tell you
about the condom breaking.

452
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,000
- I really don't
wanna talk about it.

453
00:23:50,001 --> 00:23:51,999
- I know, I'm just saying
that you had every right

454
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,000
to sell that ring
after what he did.

455
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,000
- Really don't
wanna talk about it.

456
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,000
Can you just drop it
for now, please?

457
00:23:56,001 --> 00:23:58,000
- All right.

458
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,999
I'm just gonna
turn on the radio.

459
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,000
[The Clash's "Should I Stay
or Should I Go?"

460
00:24:05,001 --> 00:24:07,999
Oh, oh!

461
00:24:27,001 --> 00:24:28,999
Okay, okay, okay.

462
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:32,000
- That song literally
makes zero sense.

463
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,999
It's... it just makes...
Okay, he's saying

464
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,999
if he leaves,
there will be trouble,

465
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,999
but if he stays,
there will be double?

466
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,999
What... the choice
is clearly to leave.

467
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,999
It's literally half
the amount of trouble.

468
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,999
Wow.

469
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,000
Man, that has gotta be

470
00:24:46,001 --> 00:24:47,999
the most clinical interpretation

471
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,000
of a punk song, like, ever.

472
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:54,999
- Okay, if we drive for
another, like, five hours, we...

473
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,000
- Oh, a Gas N' Gulp!

474
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:10,000
- Wow, I see you're taking
the budget really seriously.

475
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,999
- Hm, oh,
and you have, like, what,

476
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,000
three sips of water
in that thing?

477
00:25:14,001 --> 00:25:15,999
- Well, we're driving 14 hours.

478
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,999
We can't be stopping
every two seconds to pee.

479
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:21,999
We actually really have to go...
So are you done?

480
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,999
- One more thing.

481
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:43,000
- Hi, these
and a few more things.

482
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,999
- Half blue raspberry,
half cherry

483
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,000
with a squirt of Coke on top.

484
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,000
- Our combo.

485
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,000
- Yep.

486
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,999
- Thank you.
This is really sweet of you.

487
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:06,000
- I mean, relax.
It was two for one.

488
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,999
- If we make good enough time,
we can maybe go to Roswell.

489
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:14,999
- Stop.

490
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,000
Hell yeah, aliens!

491
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,000
Maybe.

492
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,000
- Okay?

493
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,999
- What time's your appointment
on Sunday?

494
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,999
- We're almost in Oklahoma

495
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,999
where we'll take
a four hour powernap...

496
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:37,000
and we should be getting
to some open areas

497
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,000
in about 18 miles,
and that's gonna be

498
00:26:39,001 --> 00:26:40,999
the perfect place to stop.
- Nice.

499
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,999
Love a good open area.

500
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,999
Ooh, we're about
to cross state lines.

501
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,999
You know what that means.

502
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,000
- No, no...
- Yep.

503
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,000
- I... I don't remember that.
- Three...

504
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,000
- No, seriously that was so...
- Two...

505
00:26:53,001 --> 00:26:54,999
- Long ago... I don't even know...
- One.

506
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:56,000
Whoo, whoo!

507
00:26:56,001 --> 00:26:58,000
Boom, boom.
Mm, mm.

508
00:27:00,001 --> 00:27:01,999
- Zoom.

509
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:02,000
Ooh.

510
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,000
- Ah!

511
00:27:06,001 --> 00:27:07,999
Both: Much-coach Pu!

512
00:27:09,001 --> 00:27:10,999
Haven't done that one
in a while.

513
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,999
- Yeah, I... I really don't know

514
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,000
how we remembered
that whole thing.

515
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:22,999
Wow, it's really messy in here.

516
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:26,000
What is all this
you have down here?

517
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:30,000
- Whoa, whoa, do not throw that.

518
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:32,000
- Why do you have a taser?

519
00:27:32,001 --> 00:27:33,999
- Oh, I was hoping to hold up
some liquor stores on the way.

520
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,999
Hope that's cool.

521
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:37,000
- No.

522
00:27:37,001 --> 00:27:38,999
- Veronica, we are
two teenage girls

523
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:40,999
going across the country
in the middle of the night.

524
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:44,000
I took that from my mom, okay?
Can you put it in my bag?

525
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,000
- Okay.

526
00:27:46,001 --> 00:27:47,999
- It's not gonna tase you,
Veronica.

527
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,999
- I don't know how they work.
- Very easy.

528
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,999
Point and shoot.

529
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,999
Got extra blankets in the back.

530
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,999
- No, I'm fine.
This will be comfortable.

531
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,000
- Okay, suit yourself.

532
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,999
- I'm setting the alarm
for 5:00 a.m., okay?

533
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,999
That way, we'll be in Texas
by lunch.

534
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,999
I have $20 set aside
for breakfast,

535
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,999
so we can stop somewhere early.

536
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,999
And, Bailey,
you've really gone overbudget

537
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,999
with the jacket and stuff,

538
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,999
so can you just please
be more mindful?

539
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,000
- Do you have, like,
a PowerPoint presentation?

540
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,000
I'm a little bit more
of a visual learner.

541
00:28:32,001 --> 00:28:35,999
- You know what?
Actually, I do.

542
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:39,000
Let me just pull it up
really quick.

543
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:53,000
Where are the blankets?
- In the back.

544
00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,000
- "Selfcare" huh?

545
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,999
- Yeah, I had to post something
so people wouldn't bother me.

546
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:06,000
- Of course, and so people
wouldn't know you're with me.

547
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,999
Your stuff's,
like, really intense.

548
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,999
- Colleges look
at that sort of thing,

549
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,999
so it's strategic.

550
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,999
- Before we would've laughed
at that kind of stuff,

551
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:20,000
but I guess that's not who
you strategically are anymore.

552
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:23,000
- You know what?

553
00:29:23,001 --> 00:29:24,999
I'm not gonna do this right now.

554
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:26,999
We only have four hours
for sleep, so I'm going to bed.

555
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:28,999
- Oh, well, let me know
when you pencil in a time

556
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,999
to talk about the fact
that you used to be fun

557
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,999
and used to do things
like aggressive ballerina

558
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:34,999
or collect Pokémon cards

559
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:36,999
and how you've literally become
one of those people

560
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,999
who walk, talk, and act
exactly the same.

561
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,000
You know who you are?

562
00:29:40,001 --> 00:29:41,999
You're Captain Picard
at the end of season four.

563
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,000
You've assimilated
into the Borg.

564
00:29:43,001 --> 00:29:45,000
You don't even realize it.

565
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,000
- You're completely wrong
as usual.

566
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,999
- Oh, really?
Please do enlighten me.

567
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:52,000
- Captain Picard
gets assimilated

568
00:29:52,001 --> 00:29:54,000
into the Borg at the end
of season three.

569
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,999
- God, do you have
to be good at everything?

570
00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,000
You know what?

571
00:29:59,001 --> 00:30:00,999
You're not Captain Picard, okay?

572
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,000
You're Data.

573
00:30:02,001 --> 00:30:04,000
You're a weird
information robot.

574
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,000
Why do I feel bad now?

575
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:14,000
I'm the one who's doing
something nice here.

576
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:19,000
And we both know you
wouldn't do the same for me.

577
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:24,000
- Yeah... you're right.
I probably wouldn't.

578
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,999
- Soj.
- Food?

579
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000
- Yes.

580
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:42,000
I gotta use the puchpa'.

581
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,999
- What's changed?

582
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:50,999
- I just don't understand
what is going on here.

583
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,999
- I am being suffocated here.
That's why.

584
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:54,999
Between you and that kid
and this house...

585
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,999
- She's not "that kid."
She's your daughter.

586
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,999
- My life doesn't stop
and start every time Bailey

587
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:00,999
has some damn science fair
or school play

588
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:02,000
or whatever the hell...

589
00:31:02,001 --> 00:31:03,999
- Snack break time.
I'm getting us some...

590
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,999
- Hey, let's go ride our bikes.

591
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,000
Let's go right now.

592
00:31:29,001 --> 00:31:31,000
- Ah!
- Ah.

593
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,999
- How did we miss that?
Amazing.

594
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:37,999
- Oh, no, it's 9:30.
It's 9:30.

595
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:41,999
We gotta go, okay?
We should be in Texas by now.

596
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,999
We gotta go.
Oh, man.

597
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,999
No, no Funyuns
until we're on the road.

598
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:47,000
Come on!

599
00:31:47,001 --> 00:31:49,000
- Come on, I'm eating breakfast.

600
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:53,000
- Bailey!

601
00:31:53,001 --> 00:31:55,999
Come on, seriously, Bailey,
we need to go now!

602
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:57,999
We're, like, hours behind, okay?

603
00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,000
Come on!
- Ow!

604
00:31:59,001 --> 00:32:01,000
Oh, stop, no!

605
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,000
Oh, that's real cute, okay.

606
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,999
- Now there's no
breakfast for nobody, great.

607
00:32:07,001 --> 00:32:09,999
Let's ride or die, baby!
Whoo!

608
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,999
- Moo!

609
00:33:12,001 --> 00:33:13,999
Whoo, whoo!

610
00:33:25,001 --> 00:33:28,999
- Oh, come on!
Yes.

611
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,999
- Kelly, really?

612
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:48,999
- I didn't say
you had to turn it off.

613
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,999
- What?
No, no, it's fine.

614
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,999
- You can turn the music
back on if you want.

615
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,999
- No, no, no, I'm good.

616
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,999
- What are you doing?

617
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,999
Whoa.
- Whoo!

618
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:15,000
What the heck?

619
00:34:15,001 --> 00:34:17,999
- What is happening?
Why did you just do that?

620
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:22,000
- Um, I'm hungry.
We should eat.

621
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,000
- Okay.

622
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,999
Why are we parking
way back here?

623
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,999
- Uh, this car
is a hot commodity, man.

624
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:38,999
These small towns are,
like, notorious for theft.

625
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:40,000
- They are?

626
00:34:40,001 --> 00:34:42,999
- Uh, oh yeah, huge problem.

627
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,999
If you took your head out of
your book every now and then,

628
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,999
maybe you'd know stuff
like that... you know,

629
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,000
learn some street smarts.

630
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,000
- Hey, street smarts,

631
00:34:52,001 --> 00:34:54,000
your wallet's dangling
out of your backpack.

632
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:56,000
- Huh?

633
00:34:56,001 --> 00:34:58,000
Wait, wait...

634
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:10,999
- You attract a lot
of male attention.

635
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,000
- Thank you.

636
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:16,000
- Here we go.

637
00:35:16,001 --> 00:35:18,999
- That's quite some car
you ladies rolled up in.

638
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,999
What kind of trouble y'all
getting into this evening?

639
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,000
- Dude, mind your business.

640
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:24,000
- Whoa, whoa, easy.

641
00:35:24,001 --> 00:35:25,999
I'm just trying to be welcoming.

642
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:30,000
I'm Jarrod.
So where you headed?

643
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,999
- Um, Albuquerque.

644
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,000
- Can I come?

645
00:35:34,001 --> 00:35:36,000
- Uh, table for two, please?

646
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:43,000
- Anywhere you want.
This isn't Applebee's.

647
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,999
- Ah, just some
unsolicited advice...

648
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:48,000
If you're gonna shoot your shot,

649
00:35:48,001 --> 00:35:50,999
I recommend zipping up
your fly first.

650
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:54,999
- What can I get you girls?

651
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,999
- Can I get the spaghetti
and meatballs please?

652
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:01,999
- May I please have the burger,
but instead of fries,

653
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,000
can I just get
a side salad, please?

654
00:36:03,001 --> 00:36:04,999
- We don't really have
a side salad.

655
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:08,000
It's just gonna be more
of the same lettuce.

656
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,000
- Okay, just the burger
then is fine.

657
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:17,000
Actually, can I get
some fries please?

658
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,000
Thank you.

659
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,000
- I don't know why
you're so judgy.

660
00:36:25,001 --> 00:36:26,999
I'm just trying to save funds.

661
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,000
Speaking of, where we at,
Donna from accounting?

662
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,999
- I actually really appreciate
you taking an interest.

663
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:34,000
- Of course you do.

664
00:36:34,001 --> 00:36:39,999
- Um, okay, so I have $500 set
aside for the procedure.

665
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,999
That leaves $450 for gas,
$200 for emergency fund,

666
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,999
and we have exactly $112
left over for food.

667
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:49,999
- Maybe we do a little
pre-appointment brunch, huh?

668
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaking of, when is
your appointment tomorrow?

669
00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,000
Veronica, you do have
an appointment

670
00:36:59,001 --> 00:37:01,000
for tomorrow, right?
- Huh?

671
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,999
Um, oh, well, they take
walk-ins, so it's fine.

672
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,999
- Oh, V.
- What?

673
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:08,999
- Come on.
- What?

674
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,999
I... I tried calling,
but every time they answered,

675
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,999
I just got freaked out
and hung up, so...

676
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:16,999
- Wow, got it, okay.

677
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,999
- I know, I know.
It's stupid.

678
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,000
- Son of a bitch.

679
00:37:20,001 --> 00:37:23,000
- Okay, well, it's not that bad.

680
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:30,999
Okay, what's happening?

681
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,999
- Nothing, it's fine.
Here, try some lemonade.

682
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:37,000
- No, why are those cops
looking at the car?

683
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:43,000
- Um, like... like, cool thing
I forgot to mention

684
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:45,000
is that, um...

685
00:37:45,001 --> 00:37:47,999
that's my mom's
asshole boyfriend's car,

686
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:51,999
and I didn't exactly formally
ask him if I could borrow it,

687
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,999
so he may be, like,
looking for it.

688
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,999
- We're driving a stolen car?
- Shut up, shut up.

689
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:02,000
- My gosh.

690
00:38:02,001 --> 00:38:03,999
- Is it stolen
if you know the person?

691
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,999
The rules are very fake.

692
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,999
- They are not.

693
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:09,000
If the owner did not
let you drive it,

694
00:38:09,001 --> 00:38:10,999
then it is stolen.

695
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:12,999
- Okay, we gotta go.
We gotta bail.

696
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:16,999
- I don't... I don't think
we can bail.

697
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,000
What do we do?

698
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:21,999
What do we do?

699
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:23,000
- Excuse me.
- What?

700
00:38:23,001 --> 00:38:24,999
- I wanna ask you...

701
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:26,999
- Can you say something
helpful please?

702
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,000
- I don't know.
I'm really sorry.

703
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,999
- Excuse me...

704
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,999
- Get down.
You think that's funny, huh?

705
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,999
- Got a great singer right here!

706
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,000
- Oh, shoot.
My backpack was in that car.

707
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:07,000
I... why'd you lie about this?
- I know.

708
00:39:07,001 --> 00:39:08,999
- I can't believe you did that.
- I know... I ruined everything.

709
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:10,999
I jeopardized this whole thing.

710
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,999
I swear, Veronica, if I make
you miss your appointment...

711
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,999
I screwed up again.
- Okay, it's okay.

712
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:17,000
Calm down.
We can... we can do this.

713
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,000
We can figure this out.

714
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,000
- No, I should never
have said yes.

715
00:39:20,001 --> 00:39:22,999
Obviously I cannot be relied on
for literally anything,

716
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:24,999
and we're gonna go to jail.

717
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:26,999
Look, I need...
I need to go back.

718
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,999
I need to explain the situation.

719
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,000
Maybe I can avoid
getting you arrested, yeah.

720
00:39:30,001 --> 00:39:31,999
- What?
No... no, no, no.

721
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,999
Don't leave me out here, okay?

722
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,999
I'm gonna get murdered
if I try to travel alone.

723
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:40,999
Bailey, Bailey, I need you.
- Nobody needs me.

724
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:42,000
- No, I do.
I need you.

725
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,000
I really do.

726
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,999
Wait!

727
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,999
Wait, let me just
show you one thing.

728
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,000
- Veronica, I'm done.

729
00:39:49,001 --> 00:39:50,999
- Let me just... let me just
show you this one thing,

730
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,999
and when I show it to you,
if you laugh,

731
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,999
then you have to stay with me.
- What are you talking about?

732
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:56,999
- Okay, just watch.

733
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:02,999
- Wow,
aggressive ballerina, huh?

734
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:09,999
- Veronica, this isn't fair.
Come on.

735
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,999
Okay, fine, fine, fine,
I'll go with you.

736
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,000
Fine, stop please.

737
00:40:16,001 --> 00:40:18,999
Please, it's... no, no, really.
Really, stop.

738
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,000
Veronica, stop... oh.

739
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:26,999
Hey.

740
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,000
It's you again.

741
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:32,999
- When I asked
what kind of trouble

742
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:34,000
y'all was getting into,

743
00:40:34,001 --> 00:40:35,999
I thought I was just being cute.

744
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,999
- Yeah, thanks
for saving us back there.

745
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:40,999
That was nice.

746
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,999
Actually, uh, maybe you could...

747
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,999
Could you drive us
to the closest bus station?

748
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:48,999
- Ah, we already running
kind of late

749
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:50,999
to our buddy's thing
at the fairgrounds.

750
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:54,000
I mean, closest stop
is probably Amarillo.

751
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:56,000
- Doesn't Matthews
live in Amarillo?

752
00:40:56,001 --> 00:40:58,999
- That's true.
Hop on in.

753
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,999
We'll take you
as far as the fairgrounds,

754
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,000
and maybe you can scam a ride

755
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:03,000
off our friend
once you get there.

756
00:41:03,001 --> 00:41:05,999
- Um, I don't know
if we have time for that.

757
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,999
- Well, either way,
we got about two minutes

758
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,000
'fore the cops pull up, so...

759
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:21,999
- Let's do this!

760
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:23,000
All right, come on, let's go!

761
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:34,999
- Ooh, here we go!

762
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:38,000
96 trying to double that lead
with number 12 in second.

763
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:40,999
- Whoo!
Oh, my God!

764
00:42:42,001 --> 00:42:44,000
Looks like 23's losing control!

765
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:46,999
Oh, why?

766
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:52,000
Into the wall.
23 is out for the count.

767
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,000
- Let's go, Matthews!

768
00:42:55,001 --> 00:42:58,000
There go your ride right there.

769
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:00,999
Cerveza?

770
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,999
- I don't drink.

771
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:06,000
- Ah, you know, I thought
you might say that.

772
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,000
- Thank you.

773
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:13,000
- What a race!

774
00:43:13,001 --> 00:43:14,999
- Let's go, Matthews!

775
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:16,999
Hey, don't die, dude!
You still owe me 20 bucks.

776
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:18,999
- This is it!
The final lap!

777
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:20,000
- This is so tight!
- It's pretty cool.

778
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:21,000
- Let's go!

779
00:43:21,001 --> 00:43:23,999
- In the lead
after dominating all night,

780
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,999
but wait, no, 96...

781
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:28,999
Here it comes
around the outside!

782
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:32,999
Oh, yes!
96 takes it!

783
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:48,000
- Let's go, Matthews!

784
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:57,999
- Can't believe
you know this guy.

785
00:43:58,000 --> 00:43:59,000
- Matthews?

786
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:16,999
- 'Sup, dude?
- The star!

787
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,000
- Whoo!

788
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,999
- You, that was crazy.

789
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:25,000
- Wow, hi, wow.

790
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:29,999
- Oh, this is Bailey, Veronica.

791
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,999
They're two criminals
we picked up

792
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:35,000
at the diner after the car they
stole got repoed by the cops.

793
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:37,000
- Hey, I'm Kira.
Is that real?

794
00:44:37,001 --> 00:44:39,999
- Yeah, kind of.
- No, no, not at all.

795
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,000
We're not criminals
in the slightest.

796
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:44,000
It was really
a misunderstanding,

797
00:44:44,001 --> 00:44:47,999
and we actually really
have to get back on the road.

798
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:49,999
- Where are you headed?
- Albuquerque.

799
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:51,999
- So are y'all walking
to New Mexico or...

800
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:53,999
What?

801
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,999
No, can't walk to New Mexico.
What?

802
00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:01,999
- Um, yeah, we're trying to get
to the bus station in Amarillo,

803
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:03,999
and they said
that you might be headed there.

804
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,999
- I generally try not
to associate with fugitives,

805
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:08,999
but sure.
What the hell?

806
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:10,999
- Oh, thank you, wow.

807
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:12,999
- Right on... I gotta go
drive a monster truck

808
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:16,999
over a pile of flaming Priuses.
Meet me at the funhouse in 45?

809
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,000
- That'll be fun.

810
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:21,999
You know, funhouse.

811
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,999
- J, you wanna help me gas up?
- Sure.

812
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:26,999
- Thanks, see you.
- Bye.

813
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:28,000
- Well...

814
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:31,000
It was nice meeting you.

815
00:45:31,001 --> 00:45:34,000
I'm sure I'll see you two
on "America's Most Wanted."

816
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:39,000
- Not unless we see you first
on "American Idol."

817
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:41,000
'Cause the singing.

818
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,000
Bye.

819
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:51,000
Hello?

820
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:54,000
- Oh.

821
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:09,000
- Can I ask you something?

822
00:46:09,001 --> 00:46:11,999
- Mmm, this Twinkie is so great.

823
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:17,999
- Hold on, hold on.

824
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:19,000
We didn't get to finish
our discussion.

825
00:46:19,001 --> 00:46:21,999
Okay, did you really not make
an appointment for tomorrow?

826
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:23,000
Oh, my God, Veronica,
this is insane.

827
00:46:23,001 --> 00:46:24,999
You have this whole trip
scheduled down

828
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,999
to an inch of its life,
yet no appointment.

829
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:29,999
- What are you doing?

830
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:31,000
What?
No, no, no, no, no.

831
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:32,000
- Stop, stop.
- Bailey, please don't.

832
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:34,000
Bailey, Bailey...
- Hello, hi.

833
00:46:34,001 --> 00:46:35,999
Yes, this is Veronica Clarke,

834
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:37,000
and I'm in need of...

835
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:42,000
I'm in need
of an abortion tomorrow please.

836
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:44,999
Yes, I have taken
a pregnancy test,

837
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:46,000
and it's positive.

838
00:46:46,001 --> 00:46:49,000
About seven, eight weeks.
I'm not sure.

839
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:51,000
It's pretty early.

840
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:52,000
- What?
What are they saying?

841
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:53,000
What are they saying?
- Oh.

842
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:55,000
- What are they saying?

843
00:46:55,001 --> 00:46:56,999
- Oh, I'm eligible
for a pill instead of surgical.

844
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:59,999
Oh, I'd need to come back
for a follow-up?

845
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,000
Dang, nope, can't make
two separate appointments,

846
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:04,999
so I guess surgical it is.

847
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:06,000
Yes, I do have someone
coming with me

848
00:47:06,001 --> 00:47:07,999
to my appointment actually.

849
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:09,999
She's amazing,
and actually super smart

850
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:11,000
but doesn't brag about it.

851
00:47:11,001 --> 00:47:12,999
Just, like,
this majestic human...

852
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,000
Yes, ma'am, sorry, sorry.

853
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,000
Okay, what's the earliest
I can get?

854
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:21,999
8:00 a.m.?

855
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:23,000
- Um...

856
00:47:23,001 --> 00:47:24,999
yes, yes, that's perfect.

857
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:28,000
- Okay, I'll take it.
Okay, thanks.

858
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,000
You okay?
- Yeah, yeah.

859
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:39,999
Today was nuts, and I kind of...
I don't know.

860
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:43,999
Just the call made it real.
My heart's racing.

861
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:45,000
- Yeah, my heart's racing too,

862
00:47:45,001 --> 00:47:47,999
but I think it's from
the deep fried Twinkie.

863
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:49,000
Also it's not that crazy.

864
00:47:49,001 --> 00:47:50,999
Like, one in four women
get them.

865
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:52,000
- Yeah, no, I know.

866
00:47:52,001 --> 00:47:54,999
Just it's a surgery
at a clinic with doctors.

867
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:56,999
It's a whole thing.

868
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:58,999
Anyways...

869
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,999
is there something else
you maybe wanna talk about...

870
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:03,999
That whole Kira thing?

871
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:05,999
- Oh, look, a ride.
Let's do it, come on.

872
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,000
- Wait, Bailey.

873
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:14,999
It seems like maybe you like...

874
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:18,999
the Slinger, but you're
just nervous about it?

875
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:20,999
- I'm not nervous
about the Slinger.

876
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:23,999
I just don't
wanna talk about it.

877
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,999
- But you do like the Slinger?

878
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:28,999
- Oh, my God, Veronica,
yes, I like girls, okay?

879
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:30,999
Is that a problem?

880
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:34,999
- No, no, not at all.
That's... it's great.

881
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,999
I just... I didn't know.

882
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,000
- There's a lot of things
you don't know.

883
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,999
- I mean, I'm honored
to be the first person

884
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:47,999
that you, like, came out to.

885
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:49,999
Bitch, what?

886
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:51,000
I've been out to my mom
for, like, years.

887
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:53,999
Like, five of my cousins,
my entire "X-Files" fan forum,

888
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,999
Doug from the bank.
- Okay, okay, I get it.

889
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:01,999
- Does your dad know?

890
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:03,999
- Oh, um, we haven't really been

891
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:05,999
keeping in touch much lately.

892
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:07,000
It's not really his fault.

893
00:49:07,001 --> 00:49:10,999
He's just really busy
with his plant store stuff.

894
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:16,999
- How long have you known?

895
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:18,999
- Since Tammy Clannahan
and her shiny hair

896
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:20,999
in fifth grade, I guess.

897
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:22,999
- Tammy clammy hands?

898
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:24,999
Why wouldn't you
have told me that?

899
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:27,000
- Do you want everyone in town
to know you're pregnant?

900
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:29,999
- No, but I think...
- No, same thing.

901
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:31,000
Church, gossip,
it's a shit show,

902
00:49:31,001 --> 00:49:32,999
and I don't really
wanna be a part of it.

903
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:34,000
Oh!

904
00:49:34,001 --> 00:49:36,999
Oh, my God!

905
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:39,999
- I like girls!
- Yeah, you do!

906
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:43,999
- Yes, I like girls!
- Whoo, man!

907
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:45,999
Oh!

908
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:47,999
- The first time I masturbated

909
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:49,999
was to Emma Watson
in "Deathly Hallows"!

910
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,999
- Part one or part two?
- Part one, obviously!

911
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:54,999
Oh, my gosh!

912
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:56,999
Oh, my God!

913
00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:58,000
Oh!

914
00:49:58,001 --> 00:50:00,999
Oh, man, oh!

915
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:03,999
- I'm pregnant!
- Hell yeah!

916
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:07,999
- Yeah, I'm pregnant,
and I'm getting an abortion!

917
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:11,999
Yes!

918
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:13,999
We're gay and pregnant!

919
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:17,999
- We are gay,
and we are pregnant!

920
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:21,999
- We're gay and pregnant!

921
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:35,999
- Okay, there's a bus
that leaves in an hour,

922
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,999
which will get us
into Albuquerque at 9:00.

923
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:41,000
How are we gonna get there
by 8:00?

924
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:43,000
- Hey, there.

925
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:45,999
Sorry to interrupt, but we
couldn't help but overhear.

926
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:47,999
Are y'all looking for a ride
down to New Mexico?

927
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,999
- We're headed to Albuquerque.

928
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:52,000
- Um...

929
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:56,999
Yes, yes, actually, we are.

930
00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:59,999
Hi, I'm Veronica.
This is Bailey.

931
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:01,000
Our car just broke down,

932
00:51:01,001 --> 00:51:02,999
and we've really been scrambling

933
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:04,000
to get our butts there.

934
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:05,000
- Wait, you guys
are headed to Albuquerque?

935
00:51:05,001 --> 00:51:07,999
- Yep, we are going
to see my mother...

936
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:09,000
- That's right.

937
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:10,000
- But when we saw this carnival,

938
00:51:10,001 --> 00:51:11,999
we just had to stop.

939
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:13,999
- I mean, we wouldn't wanna be,
like, a burden to you guys

940
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:15,999
or anything.
We don't have money really.

941
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:17,000
- Oh, no, no, no, hush, please...

942
00:51:17,001 --> 00:51:18,999
If one of our daughters
was stranded,

943
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:20,000
we hope someone
would do the same thing.

944
00:51:20,001 --> 00:51:21,999
- Yes.

945
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:23,000
- Just hope you guys are okay
with this one singing

946
00:51:23,001 --> 00:51:24,999
Peter, Paul, and Mary
the whole darn trip.

947
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:26,999
- Wow, you guys are a godsend.

948
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:28,999
- Oh.
- Hey, guys.

949
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:30,999
Truck's out back.

950
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:34,999
- Um, hey, we actually won't be
needing that ride anymore.

951
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:37,999
- Yeah, found people
to take us the whole way there.

952
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:39,000
- Oh.

953
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:41,000
- So we'll bring the car
around front

954
00:51:41,001 --> 00:51:43,000
and meet you in 15?
- Great, thank you, guys.

955
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:45,000
You're amazing.
Thank you.

956
00:51:45,001 --> 00:51:47,000
- Thanks.
- Bye.

957
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:53,999
- I'm gonna go pee.

958
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,000
You know, long ride
and everything.

959
00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:58,000
- You wanna go check out
the funhouse

960
00:51:58,001 --> 00:51:59,999
before you gotta go?

961
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:03,999
- Oh, yeah, I'll do that, yeah.
It was nice meeting you.

962
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:05,999
- I meant with me, you weirdo.

963
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:57,999
- Oh, my God, I'm stuck.

964
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,000
Oh, oh.

965
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:08,000
Um...

966
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:13,000
- Would it be okay
if I kissed you?

967
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:18,000
- Well, I just...
- I'm sorry.

968
00:53:18,001 --> 00:53:19,999
No, it's... we don't have to.
- No, no, no, no, no.

969
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:21,999
I'm just warning you
that I might be,

970
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:24,000
like, kind of bad at it.

971
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,000
I've never really
done it before.

972
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:31,000
- That's okay.

973
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:03,999
- Thank you guys again
so much for the ride.

974
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:06,999
- Oh, of course, honey.
We're so happy to help.

975
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:11,000
So what's got you two
headed to Albuquerque anyway?

976
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:13,999
- Um...
- My dad lives there.

977
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,999
- Oh, you must be excited
to see him.

978
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:19,000
Wait, for real?

979
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:25,999
Are we not taking
the I-40 the whole way there?

980
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:27,999
According to the maps, it says...

981
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:29,999
Shoot, my phone's about to die.

982
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:31,999
- The 40 gets crazy
toward Amarillo,

983
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:33,000
so just taking a shortcut.

984
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:35,000
- Here, I can charge
your phone up here.

985
00:54:35,001 --> 00:54:38,000
- Okay, thank you.

986
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:17,000
- Veronica, Veronica,
Veronica, wake up.

987
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:20,999
- Where are we?

988
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:24,000
- Dude, I gotta piss so bad,
I can almost taste it.

989
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:29,000
Where the hell are we?

990
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:34,999
- Maybe we're just outside
of Albuquerque,

991
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:37,000
and this is their stop?

992
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:43,999
- You're going in there?
- Yeah.

993
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:45,999
I mean, they're nice people,
and we gotta get back

994
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,000
on the road, so...

995
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:50,000
- All right, well,
looks like the house

996
00:55:50,001 --> 00:55:53,999
from the Conjure-verse,
but all right.

997
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:11,000
Hello?

998
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,000
Hello?

999
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:28,000
- Beauties, ain't they?

1000
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:29,000
- Oh!
- Oh, shit!

1001
00:56:29,001 --> 00:56:30,999
Oh, oh.
- Hi.

1002
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:35,999
- Paul, Joseph, Sarah, Rebecca,
Mark Junior, and Mary.

1003
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:37,000
- Don't let him fool you girls.

1004
00:56:37,001 --> 00:56:38,999
When they were younger,
he needed a cheat sheet

1005
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:41,999
to keep 'em all straight.

1006
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:43,999
- Of course, the doctor told us
Joseph would be our last one,

1007
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,999
but then, just when we got
the last one out of the house,

1008
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:48,999
he delivered our final miracle.

1009
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:50,999
- Yep, shows you
what the doctors know.

1010
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:52,000
- That's right.

1011
00:56:52,001 --> 00:56:56,999
- I'm sorry, but where are we?

1012
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:58,000
- This is our home.

1013
00:56:58,001 --> 00:57:00,000
Oh, we tried to tell you,
but you were fast asleep.

1014
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:02,000
I hope you don't mind.

1015
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:03,000
It was on the way,
so we figured we'd stop

1016
00:57:03,001 --> 00:57:05,000
and have some breakfast.

1017
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:07,999
- That's really sweet
of you guys.

1018
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:09,999
Thank you, but we really
don't have much time, so...

1019
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:12,000
- I hope you like pancakes.

1020
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:16,000
- Let's join hands.

1021
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:18,999
Lord, thank you
for this bountiful meal

1022
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:20,999
we're about to receive,
and thank you

1023
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:22,999
for our new, special friends.

1024
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:24,999
We appreciate your guidance
and thank you

1025
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:27,999
for entrusting us
to spread your word.

1026
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:29,999
Amen.
- Amen.

1027
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:31,999
- Amen.
- Oh, man.

1028
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:33,000
- So, girls...

1029
00:57:33,001 --> 00:57:35,999
- Actually... I'm sorry...
I need to use the restroom.

1030
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:37,999
- Oh, top of the stairs,
first door on the left.

1031
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:40,000
- Thanks.
- You bet.

1032
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,999
Mother, you have outdone
yourself with these flapjacks.

1033
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:46,999
- Oh.

1034
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:48,999
Can you believe it?
I forgot the coffee.

1035
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:53,000
Mark, can you be a dear
and put the kettle on?

1036
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:56,999
Orange juice, Veronica?

1037
00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:58,999
- Um, no thanks.

1038
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:00,999
- Awfully kind of you
to accompany your friend

1039
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:02,999
all the way to New Mexico.

1040
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:04,999
It's a big hike from Missouri.

1041
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:06,999
- Yeah, I know, but she
would do the same for me.

1042
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:09,000
- Oh.

1043
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:13,999
- Sorry, I don't remember
telling you

1044
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:15,000
we were from Missouri.

1045
00:58:15,001 --> 00:58:16,999
- Oh.

1046
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:37,000
I should be honest.

1047
00:58:37,001 --> 00:58:39,999
I have a bit
of a confession to make.

1048
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:43,999
You see, at the carnival,
Mark and I,

1049
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:47,999
we couldn't help
but overhearing your friend

1050
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:51,999
making you that appointment.

1051
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:54,999
Now, there's no need for alarm.

1052
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:58,999
It's just we were so overjoyed
when we heard that God

1053
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:02,999
had given you
this miracle of life.

1054
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,000
- You know, I think
it's kind of that time

1055
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:20,000
where we should get
back on the road,

1056
00:59:20,001 --> 00:59:23,999
so would you mind giving me
my phone back, please?

1057
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:37,999
- What are you hoping for?

1058
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:40,999
Boy or a girl?
- Neither.

1059
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:42,000
- Okay, but if you had to pick.

1060
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:43,000
- I don't know... girl, I guess,

1061
00:59:43,001 --> 00:59:45,999
but thank you for charging...
- Oh, a little girl.

1062
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:48,999
Oh, I just think
that you and Kevin...

1063
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:50,999
That you would be
such wonderful parents.

1064
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:53,000
- Did you just say "Kevin"?

1065
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:55,999
- Your loving boyfriend.

1066
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:58,999
He called
while you were napping.

1067
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:17,000
Hello, Bailey.

1068
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:19,000
- No... Mark!

1069
01:00:19,001 --> 01:00:21,000
- We need to get out of here!
- I'm aware!

1070
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:23,000
- Wait.

1071
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:24,000
Wait!

1072
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:29,000
- Are they already
speaking in tongues?

1073
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:35,999
Oh, my God.
- Oh, catch.

1074
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:37,999
- Got it.

1075
01:00:39,001 --> 01:00:40,999
- Don't you start that vehicle!

1076
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:42,999
- Eat me, straight lady!

1077
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:49,000
What the hell is that?

1078
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:53,000
- Drive!

1079
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:58,999
Oh, my God, oh.

1080
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:05,000
- Girls, why don't we pull over

1081
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:07,000
and we'll talk about it

1082
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:08,000
in the crisis pregnancy center.

1083
01:01:08,001 --> 01:01:09,999
We just like to help women

1084
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:11,000
make smart, educated decisions.

1085
01:01:11,001 --> 01:01:13,999
- This is why you
always choose the ride

1086
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:15,000
from the hot lesbian!

1087
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:23,000
- Oh, man.

1088
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:31,999
Oh!

1089
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:33,999
- Sorry.

1090
01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:38,999
- Oh, my gosh, a fence!
There's a fence!

1091
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:48,999
- We just wanted to give you
some medical advice.

1092
01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:50,999
Did you know
that having an abortion

1093
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:52,000
could result in you

1094
01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:54,999
not being able
to get pregnant in the future?

1095
01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:56,999
- That's not true!
I Googled it!

1096
01:01:57,000 --> 01:02:00,999
And, frankly, that's
a very problematic falsehood

1097
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:02,000
to be spreading!

1098
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:07,000
- Dead cows?

1099
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:09,000
Gross.
- I don't like it.

1100
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:10,000
I don't like it.
- Gross.

1101
01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:28,999
- Oh, my gosh!

1102
01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:31,999
- Here we go!

1103
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:37,999
No.

1104
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:45,999
- Huh.
- Are you okay?

1105
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:48,999
- Yeah.
- I think we lost him.

1106
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:50,000
That was incredible!

1107
01:02:50,001 --> 01:02:51,999
- I'm like Vin Diesel
behind the wheel.

1108
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:54,000
- That's Kevin's favorite actor.

1109
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:06,999
Oh, gosh.
Oh, what do we do?

1110
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:11,000
Um...

1111
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:15,999
We have to do something.

1112
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:17,999
- Let's keep going.
- What?

1113
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:19,999
- I'm kidding!

1114
01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:21,000
I'm doing a "Thelma
and Louise" thing.

1115
01:03:21,001 --> 01:03:22,999
We're not driving off a cliff.

1116
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:26,999
But maybe... maybe he doesn't
have to know that.

1117
01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:28,000
- Oh.

1118
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:48,000
- Oh... oh, come here!

1119
01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:53,000
- Oh, okay, okay, okay.

1120
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:03,000
- What do we do?
- Wait.

1121
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:08,999
- Oh, darn it.

1122
01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:12,000
Darn it, darn it, darn it!

1123
01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:18,999
Honey, there's been an accident.

1124
01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:22,000
I don't... uh, girls?

1125
01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:25,000
You all right?

1126
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:27,999
I don't know.
I gotta check.

1127
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:29,999
I'll call you.

1128
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:31,000
- All right, let's go.

1129
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:37,999
- Guys, I think this was
a misunderstanding, you know?

1130
01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:42,999
Look, we both
said some things, okay?

1131
01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:57,999
- We're dying.
I need food.

1132
01:04:58,000 --> 01:04:59,000
I need water.

1133
01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:02,999
- I haven't posted
in, like, ten hours.

1134
01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:04,999
- That's what
you're worried about?

1135
01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:07,999
We're gonna starve
out here, Veronica.

1136
01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:09,999
I'd take one of those pancakes

1137
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:11,999
from Karen and Mike Pence
at this point.

1138
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:14,000
- Ugh, she didn't even charge
my freaking phone.

1139
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:24,000
- Still got some juice.

1140
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:28,000
No reception though.

1141
01:05:28,001 --> 01:05:30,999
Could really use one of those
printed maps right now.

1142
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:34,000
When I'm wrong, I'm wrong.

1143
01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:40,999
- Wait, we can...
- Whoa, whoa, that's it!

1144
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:42,999
We just hop the train
like old-timey hobos!

1145
01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:44,000
- Yes, okay, let's go.
- Yes!

1146
01:05:44,001 --> 01:05:45,999
- Are you allowed to say hobo?

1147
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:47,000
- It did feel weird
when I said it!

1148
01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:00,999
- Okay, here's the plan!

1149
01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:05,000
Jump, grab on, hold tight!
- Got it!

1150
01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:10,999
- We jump on three!
- Okay.

1151
01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:12,999
- All right, okay.

1152
01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:16,000
One...

1153
01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:19,000
Two...

1154
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:24,000
Three!

1155
01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:32,000
- Trains go fast.

1156
01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:37,000
- This is a joke.

1157
01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:40,000
This is a joke.

1158
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:46,000
I shouldn't be here.

1159
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:50,000
I should not be here!

1160
01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:53,999
I should be able
to just walk down the street

1161
01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:56,999
and open a door
and waltz right in

1162
01:06:57,000 --> 01:06:58,999
and say, "Hello,
my name is Veronica.

1163
01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:02,999
"My boyfriend is an asshole.
Here's my $500.

1164
01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:05,999
"Oh, oh, yes,
I would love a cup of water.

1165
01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:07,999
"Thank you so much.

1166
01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:11,000
That's so sweet of you."
But no.

1167
01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:13,000
Nope!

1168
01:07:13,001 --> 01:07:15,999
Instead I literally

1169
01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:18,999
had to drive 996 miles,

1170
01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:22,999
and now I'm stranded
in this freaking field

1171
01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:25,999
in the middle of nowhere,
and the train...

1172
01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:30,000
The stupid train
won't slow down!

1173
01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:32,999
Why in the hell

1174
01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:34,000
do you need
to get parental consent

1175
01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:39,000
to have an abortion, but not to
actually birth a human child?

1176
01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:42,000
Ugh!

1177
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:46,000
Fuck you,
Missouri State Legislature!

1178
01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:50,999
- Veronica.
- What?

1179
01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:54,999
- There's a bus stop in
that town with our name on it.

1180
01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:56,999
- Oh.

1181
01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:04,000
Well, we're 3 1/2 hours away,

1182
01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:06,999
and your appointment's
in 30 minutes.

1183
01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:08,999
And my phone died.

1184
01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:10,999
Not great.

1185
01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:22,000
- Hello.

1186
01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:26,999
Hello?

1187
01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:39,000
- Bailey, come here!

1188
01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:56,000
Hello?

1189
01:08:56,001 --> 01:08:57,999
Mitch, we need a limo!
- Dude, it's closed.

1190
01:08:58,000 --> 01:08:59,999
Come on.
- There's someone in there.

1191
01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:01,999
Mitch!

1192
01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:03,000
Oh.

1193
01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:06,000
- Who sent you?

1194
01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:09,999
- Um, I'm sorry to bother you,

1195
01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:13,000
but we really need
to get to Albuquerque.

1196
01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:18,000
- All right, come on in.

1197
01:09:18,001 --> 01:09:21,000
Come on.
Come on.

1198
01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:35,000
- Um...

1199
01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:45,000
- What's in Albuquerque?

1200
01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:49,999
- Actually, it's kind of
a personal thing.

1201
01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:52,000
- Tell me why you came here.
- She needs an abortion.

1202
01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:58,000
- Where'd you say you come from?

1203
01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:00,000
- Missouri.

1204
01:10:00,001 --> 01:10:04,999
The law there
won't let me get one

1205
01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:06,999
without my parents knowing,
so we had to go

1206
01:10:07,000 --> 01:10:09,000
all the way to New Mexico.

1207
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:13,999
- Ha!

1208
01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:16,999
Big government
thinking they can tell people

1209
01:10:17,000 --> 01:10:18,999
what they can and cannot do
with their bodies.

1210
01:10:19,000 --> 01:10:20,999
It makes me sick.

1211
01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:22,999
They want us to suckle
at their teat,

1212
01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:24,999
drink their fluoride water,

1213
01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:26,999
and brush our teeth every day
like little cogs

1214
01:10:27,000 --> 01:10:28,999
in their machine.

1215
01:10:29,000 --> 01:10:30,999
- Do you not brush...

1216
01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:34,999
- How much money you got?

1217
01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:37,000
- Uh, we can pay you...

1218
01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:41,000
$600.

1219
01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:44,999
- I'll pull a limo around.

1220
01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:48,999
- Ah, yes, thank you, Mitch.

1221
01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:51,999
- Mitch is a decoy.
Name is Bob.

1222
01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:53,000
- Oh.

1223
01:11:03,000 --> 01:11:04,000
- Oh, my gosh.

1224
01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:06,999
Is that the first limo
ever made?

1225
01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:08,000
- Wow.

1226
01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:17,999
- You know, some people
take a limo to prom.

1227
01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:19,999
We take it to an abortion.

1228
01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:22,999
- Well, I took
a limo to prom too.

1229
01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:26,999
Okay, so when I
called the clinic,

1230
01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:28,999
they only had
two appointments left...

1231
01:11:29,000 --> 01:11:30,000
A 10:00 a.m. and a 1:00 p.m.

1232
01:11:30,001 --> 01:11:31,999
Obviously we have
to make the 10:00 a.m.

1233
01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:33,000
or we won't
make it home in time,

1234
01:11:33,001 --> 01:11:34,999
and my parents will find out,
which would suck.

1235
01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:37,999
- Aw, you called
all by yourself?

1236
01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:39,999
My little V's growing up.

1237
01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:44,999
- Stop!

1238
01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:42,999
- Whoo!
- Whoo!

1239
01:12:44,001 --> 01:12:46,000
- You know what?

1240
01:12:47,000 --> 01:12:48,000
- Yeah!

1241
01:12:48,001 --> 01:12:50,999
- Wait!
Wait, stop!

1242
01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:52,999
Wait.

1243
01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:35,000
- New Mexico!

1244
01:13:37,000 --> 01:13:38,000
Whoo, whoo!

1245
01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:32,000
- Hi.
- Hi.

1246
01:14:33,000 --> 01:14:34,000
- Hi, guys.

1247
01:14:34,000 --> 01:14:35,000
- Stop studying and come over.

1248
01:14:35,001 --> 01:14:36,999
- Yeah, come over.

1249
01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:38,999
Kaylee finally
solved the mystery.

1250
01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:40,000
- Wh-what?

1251
01:14:40,000 --> 01:14:41,000
- Okay, hear me out.

1252
01:14:41,001 --> 01:14:43,999
It's Bailey Butler.
- Isn't that crazy?

1253
01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:45,000
- You know, it's gotta be.

1254
01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:46,000
Everyone else denied it,

1255
01:14:46,001 --> 01:14:47,999
and someone saw her
by the dumpster.

1256
01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:49,000
Plus it's always the loners
who are secretly

1257
01:14:49,001 --> 01:14:50,999
having tons of freaky sex
with other weirdos.

1258
01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:52,000
- What do you think, Ronnie?

1259
01:14:52,001 --> 01:14:53,999
You know her best out of anyone.

1260
01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:55,999
- I-I don't know her that well.

1261
01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:57,999
I don't know why
you guys keep saying that.

1262
01:14:58,000 --> 01:14:59,999
- Everything okay?
You sound weird.

1263
01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:01,000
- Do you think it was her?

1264
01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:03,000
- What do you think, Ronnie?
- Come on, is it her?

1265
01:15:03,001 --> 01:15:05,999
- Yeah, yeah,
probably you guys are right.

1266
01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:08,999
I mean, she seems lonely
so maybe she's, like,

1267
01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:11,999
hooking up with random people.
Who knows.

1268
01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:14,000
- Oh, my God, that's so sad.

1269
01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:17,999
- Yeah, I actually...
I have to go,

1270
01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:19,999
but I'll talk
to you guys soon, okay?

1271
01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:21,000
- Okay, bye.
- Bye.

1272
01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:22,000
- Bye.

1273
01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:25,999
- Wow.

1274
01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:27,999
I'm so stupid.

1275
01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:29,999
- Bailey.

1276
01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:31,000
I just... you know

1277
01:15:31,001 --> 01:15:34,000
I had to say something.
- Bob, pull over!

1278
01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:36,000
- What was I supposed to say?

1279
01:15:36,001 --> 01:15:37,999
Bailey... Bailey, come on.

1280
01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:41,000
Come on,
we're in the middle of nowhere.

1281
01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:44,000
Can you just talk to me please?

1282
01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:46,999
It was just a stupid phone call.

1283
01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:48,000
- Clearly you were
bullshitting me

1284
01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:50,000
this whole time!

1285
01:15:50,001 --> 01:15:51,999
- No, I was covering.

1286
01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:53,000
If anything,
I was bullshitting them.

1287
01:15:53,001 --> 01:15:55,000
- Oh, well, if that's true,
that's even worse.

1288
01:15:56,000 --> 01:15:58,999
You like me,
and you still sell me out?

1289
01:15:59,000 --> 01:16:00,999
You don't even defend me?

1290
01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:02,999
You would do literally anything

1291
01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:05,999
to just maintain
this fake, perfect image

1292
01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:07,000
of yourself you created.
- That's...

1293
01:16:07,001 --> 01:16:08,999
- You used me for a ride,

1294
01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:10,000
and then you talk
trash about me.

1295
01:16:10,001 --> 01:16:11,999
You lie to your own best friends

1296
01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:13,999
about your abortion?
- It's complicated.

1297
01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:15,000
- Why can't you just tell them,

1298
01:16:15,001 --> 01:16:16,999
huh, if you guys
are such besties?

1299
01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:18,000
- Look, I'm not,
like, the type of person

1300
01:16:18,001 --> 01:16:20,999
that's just supposed
to go and get an abortion.

1301
01:16:22,001 --> 01:16:24,999
Veronica, you are
exactly the kind of person

1302
01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:28,999
who gets an abortion
and then doesn't tell anyone.

1303
01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:30,000
The same kind of person

1304
01:16:30,001 --> 01:16:34,000
who would just drop
their best friend on a dime.

1305
01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:38,000
- Do you know why?

1306
01:16:39,000 --> 01:16:40,000
Did you ever think about why?

1307
01:16:40,001 --> 01:16:42,999
- Yeah, yeah, you know, I had
a lot of time to think about it

1308
01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:44,999
when I was sitting
in the lunchroom

1309
01:16:45,000 --> 01:16:46,999
alone every day.

1310
01:16:47,000 --> 01:16:50,999
- You know, you made it
so hard to be your friend.

1311
01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:53,999
You... you just wanted
to get in trouble,

1312
01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:55,999
and then you'd make fun
of me because I didn't,

1313
01:16:56,000 --> 01:16:57,999
and you made me feel
like a loser for caring

1314
01:16:58,000 --> 01:17:01,999
about school, and it was like
you were... you were mad at me

1315
01:17:02,000 --> 01:17:04,999
for doing well and being happy.
I don't know.

1316
01:17:05,000 --> 01:17:07,999
It was... God, and then,
remember when I invited you

1317
01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:10,999
to my 14th birthday, and you
snuck in a bottle of amaretto

1318
01:17:11,000 --> 01:17:12,000
and puked all over
my birthday cake?

1319
01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:15,999
- No one likes carrot cake.
- I do.

1320
01:17:16,000 --> 01:17:17,999
You... you changed, Bailey.

1321
01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:20,999
- Yeah, because my parents
were getting a divorce.

1322
01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:23,999
I'm so sorry that I couldn't be

1323
01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:25,999
happy and perfect
for you all the time.

1324
01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:27,999
- I never needed you
to be perfect.

1325
01:17:28,000 --> 01:17:31,000
Just, like, normal.

1326
01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:34,999
- Veronica, you know what?
Go back to your car.

1327
01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:38,000
Go to your appointment.
Stick to your beloved plan.

1328
01:17:40,000 --> 01:17:41,999
- Please don't do this.

1329
01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:44,000
Bailey...

1330
01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:50,999
You know that I need someone
there with me at the clinic.

1331
01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:52,000
- Someone?
- Okay...

1332
01:17:52,001 --> 01:17:53,999
- Are you serious right now?
- That's not what I meant.

1333
01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:55,000
- That is exactly
what you meant.

1334
01:17:55,000 --> 01:17:56,000
- No, it isn't.

1335
01:17:56,001 --> 01:17:57,999
- I am only here
because you need "someone."

1336
01:17:58,000 --> 01:18:00,999
Well, Bob... Bob is someone,
right?

1337
01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:02,000
So why don't you
just go with him?

1338
01:18:02,001 --> 01:18:04,999
You know what, Veronica?
You have a super fun abortion.

1339
01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:08,000
Snap a pic for the gram.
- Screw you!

1340
01:18:16,000 --> 01:18:19,000
Okay, Bob,
let's get out of here.

1341
01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:24,999
- Ain't nothing to worry about.

1342
01:18:25,000 --> 01:18:28,000
- How long is this gonna take?
- Two clicks past 0800 hours.

1343
01:18:30,000 --> 01:18:32,000
20, 30 minutes.

1344
01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:35,999
- Ugh!

1345
01:19:11,000 --> 01:19:13,000
Bob, can we just make
a quick stop?

1346
01:19:27,000 --> 01:19:28,000
- Hey, what's up
with that drink?

1347
01:19:28,001 --> 01:19:30,999
- Oh, yeah, I know it's weird,

1348
01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:33,000
but, surprisingly,
it's really good.

1349
01:19:34,000 --> 01:19:35,000
- No, I know.

1350
01:19:35,001 --> 01:19:37,000
Another girl came in,
and she made me try hers.

1351
01:19:39,000 --> 01:19:40,000
- She got this exact same drink?

1352
01:19:40,001 --> 01:19:41,999
- Yeah, exact same.

1353
01:19:42,000 --> 01:19:43,999
- The half blue raspberry,
half cherry

1354
01:19:44,000 --> 01:19:45,000
with a squirt of coke?
- And a squirt of coke.

1355
01:19:45,000 --> 01:19:46,000
Yeah, yeah, what... is it like

1356
01:19:47,000 --> 01:19:48,000
a meme or a challenge
or something?

1357
01:19:48,001 --> 01:19:51,000
- Um, uh...

1358
01:19:56,001 --> 01:19:57,999
- Bob, Bob, she came!

1359
01:19:58,000 --> 01:19:59,000
She came.
She's here.

1360
01:19:59,001 --> 01:20:00,999
She's here somewhere.

1361
01:20:01,000 --> 01:20:02,999
Wait, but if she came for me,

1362
01:20:03,000 --> 01:20:04,999
then why wouldn't she
have called me?

1363
01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:07,000
- Why else would she be here?

1364
01:20:10,000 --> 01:20:11,000
- We gotta go, Bob.

1365
01:20:13,000 --> 01:20:14,000
Oh, I found it.

1366
01:20:14,001 --> 01:20:17,999
Okay, in 2.3 miles,
you're gonna make a left.

1367
01:20:18,000 --> 01:20:19,999
- Yeah, but if we go, you're
gonna miss your ten hundred.

1368
01:20:20,000 --> 01:20:21,999
I mean your
10:00 a.m. appointment.

1369
01:20:23,000 --> 01:20:24,000
- It's okay.

1370
01:20:24,001 --> 01:20:25,999
- Look, she seems
like a tough kid.

1371
01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:27,999
I'm sure whatever it is,
she'll be fine.

1372
01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:17,999
- That's a pretty plant.

1373
01:21:18,000 --> 01:21:19,999
Are you gonna help your mom
plant it?

1374
01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:22,999
Yeah?
Well, thank you so much.

1375
01:21:23,000 --> 01:21:24,999
Have a nice day.

1376
01:21:52,000 --> 01:21:54,000
- Welcome to Butler's.
May I help you?

1377
01:21:57,000 --> 01:21:59,999
Bailey.

1378
01:22:00,000 --> 01:22:01,000
- Hey, Dad.

1379
01:22:04,000 --> 01:22:06,999
- What are you doing here?

1380
01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:08,999
- I don't know.
Just passing through.

1381
01:22:09,000 --> 01:22:12,000
Thought I'd, uh, come say hi.

1382
01:22:16,000 --> 01:22:19,999
I thought since I'm here,
we could, like,

1383
01:22:20,000 --> 01:22:22,000
go get dinner or something.

1384
01:22:23,000 --> 01:22:24,999
- I wish you had called ahead.
I'm a little busy right now.

1385
01:22:25,000 --> 01:22:29,999
- Yeah, no, yeah, you're right.
I should have called.

1386
01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:31,000
I don't know.
I just thought...

1387
01:22:31,001 --> 01:22:32,999
- Always were too impulsive.

1388
01:22:33,000 --> 01:22:35,999
- Yeah, right,
like, crazy Bailey?

1389
01:22:36,000 --> 01:22:37,999
What's she gonna do
next, you know?

1390
01:22:38,000 --> 01:22:40,999
Oh, a rock, ooh, ha, ha.

1391
01:22:41,000 --> 01:22:44,000
Ah, whoa.

1392
01:22:45,000 --> 01:22:47,000
- Do you need money?
Is that why you're here?

1393
01:22:48,000 --> 01:22:49,000
I've sending your mother
checks when I can,

1394
01:22:49,001 --> 01:22:50,999
but it's slow time of the year,

1395
01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:52,999
and I'm just trying
to make ends meet as it is.

1396
01:22:53,000 --> 01:22:55,000
- No, no, Dad, that...

1397
01:22:57,000 --> 01:22:58,999
Look, I'm sorry.
I should have called.

1398
01:22:59,000 --> 01:23:00,999
You're right, and I'm...

1399
01:23:01,000 --> 01:23:04,000
- Give your old man a heads up
next time, will you?

1400
01:23:05,000 --> 01:23:06,999
- Right, right, yeah.

1401
01:23:07,000 --> 01:23:09,000
See you, I guess.

1402
01:23:14,000 --> 01:23:16,999
- Are... are you kidding me?

1403
01:23:17,000 --> 01:23:18,000
- What the hell
are you doing here?

1404
01:23:18,000 --> 01:23:19,000
- Veronica Clarke?

1405
01:23:19,001 --> 01:23:20,999
- I'm sorry, I just...

1406
01:23:21,000 --> 01:23:22,999
She drove hundreds
of miles to see you,

1407
01:23:23,000 --> 01:23:24,000
and you won't even go
to dinner with her?

1408
01:23:24,001 --> 01:23:25,999
- Please don't do this.

1409
01:23:26,000 --> 01:23:27,000
- You think that being a father
is just sending

1410
01:23:27,000 --> 01:23:28,000
a few checks a year,
and that's that?

1411
01:23:28,001 --> 01:23:29,999
- I don't need
to explain myself to you.

1412
01:23:30,000 --> 01:23:32,999
I never expected
any father of the year awards.

1413
01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:34,999
Your mother wanted kids,

1414
01:23:35,000 --> 01:23:36,999
and I wanted
to be with your mother.

1415
01:23:37,000 --> 01:23:38,999
Seemed like a fine trade-off
when the relationship

1416
01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:40,999
was going all right,
but as that faded,

1417
01:23:41,000 --> 01:23:42,000
what was I left with?

1418
01:23:42,001 --> 01:23:43,999
- What were you left with?

1419
01:23:44,000 --> 01:23:47,999
Do you... do you know anything
about this person right here?

1420
01:23:48,000 --> 01:23:50,999
Do you know that she speaks
three different languages

1421
01:23:51,000 --> 01:23:53,999
and somehow knows the lyrics
to every single song ever made?

1422
01:23:54,000 --> 01:23:55,999
And she is fearless.

1423
01:23:56,000 --> 01:23:57,999
You're fearless... especially
behind the wheel

1424
01:23:58,000 --> 01:23:59,000
of a GMC Yukon.

1425
01:23:59,001 --> 01:24:01,999
You're not just missing out
on knowing your daughter.

1426
01:24:02,000 --> 01:24:05,999
You're missing out on knowing
one of the most unique,

1427
01:24:06,000 --> 01:24:07,999
passionate, incredible
human beings

1428
01:24:08,000 --> 01:24:11,999
on the face of the planet...
- All right, that's enough.

1429
01:24:12,000 --> 01:24:13,000
You're both young.

1430
01:24:13,001 --> 01:24:14,999
When you grow up a little,
you'll realize

1431
01:24:15,000 --> 01:24:17,000
that you don't always get
what you want in life.

1432
01:24:20,000 --> 01:24:22,000
I think you should go.

1433
01:24:31,000 --> 01:24:32,999
- What are you doing?
Oh...

1434
01:24:35,000 --> 01:24:36,000
- Oh!
- Oh!

1435
01:24:37,000 --> 01:24:38,000
- Okay, we gotta go!
We gotta go!

1436
01:24:38,001 --> 01:24:39,999
We got to go right now!
- I didn't kill him!

1437
01:24:40,000 --> 01:24:41,000
I didn't kill him... did I?
Did I?

1438
01:24:41,001 --> 01:24:42,999
- You're a freak.
Who does that?

1439
01:24:43,000 --> 01:24:44,000
What, what, what?
- Wait.

1440
01:24:44,000 --> 01:24:45,000
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.

1441
01:24:46,000 --> 01:24:48,999
Not just for the fight today
but for the last four years.

1442
01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:51,999
I-I never thought about it
from your perspective,

1443
01:24:52,000 --> 01:24:53,999
and I don't know how I'm
gonna make it up to you.

1444
01:24:54,000 --> 01:24:57,000
- Well, tasing my dad
was a good start.

1445
01:24:58,000 --> 01:24:59,999
Whoa, what about
your appointment?

1446
01:25:00,000 --> 01:25:01,000
Whoa, whoa, whoa, no!

1447
01:25:01,001 --> 01:25:02,999
- I had to come find you,
so I'm taking the later one.

1448
01:25:03,000 --> 01:25:04,999
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.

1449
01:25:05,000 --> 01:25:06,999
You chose me over risking
your parents finding out?

1450
01:25:07,000 --> 01:25:09,999
You goddamn idiot,
that is so nice!

1451
01:25:10,000 --> 01:25:11,999
Okay, let's go!
Let's go!

1452
01:25:39,000 --> 01:25:40,999
- Do not tase them, okay?

1453
01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:42,000
I know that's
your instinct right now,

1454
01:25:43,000 --> 01:25:44,999
but it's just not a great idea.

1455
01:26:08,000 --> 01:26:10,000
- Girls...

1456
01:26:11,000 --> 01:26:12,999
If friendship
weren't a construct

1457
01:26:13,000 --> 01:26:15,999
designed to tie one down,
well, then I'd say

1458
01:26:16,000 --> 01:26:20,000
you two would make
awfully fine friends.

1459
01:26:23,000 --> 01:26:26,000
- Thanks for everything, Bob.

1460
01:26:29,000 --> 01:26:33,000
- No, thank you, Victoria.

1461
01:26:54,000 --> 01:26:55,000
Oh, Veronica.

1462
01:26:55,000 --> 01:26:56,000
Are you serious?

1463
01:26:56,001 --> 01:26:57,999
- Okay, I thought
it was too late.

1464
01:26:58,000 --> 01:27:00,999
I really need to talk to you.
- No, mm-mm.

1465
01:27:01,000 --> 01:27:02,999
- I got this.

1466
01:27:03,000 --> 01:27:05,000
- Okay, I'm gonna
go sign you in.

1467
01:27:07,000 --> 01:27:08,999
- How... how did you even know
that I was here?

1468
01:27:09,000 --> 01:27:11,999
- That Kate lady that you
stayed with in Texas,

1469
01:27:12,000 --> 01:27:13,000
she told me...

1470
01:27:13,001 --> 01:27:14,999
Seems super dope,
a little intense.

1471
01:27:15,000 --> 01:27:16,999
I thought you two were gonna
be here, like, hours ago.

1472
01:27:17,000 --> 01:27:21,000
- Yeah, well,
it's been a long trip.

1473
01:27:22,000 --> 01:27:23,999
You do know that you can't
stop me from doing this.

1474
01:27:24,000 --> 01:27:26,999
- No, listen, I know,
and you're right.

1475
01:27:27,000 --> 01:27:29,999
Okay, this isn't about me
wanting a baby.

1476
01:27:30,000 --> 01:27:33,000
I want you, okay?

1477
01:27:34,000 --> 01:27:37,000
I still wanna be with you
even though you're doing this.

1478
01:27:40,000 --> 01:27:41,999
- I appreciate that.
I do.

1479
01:27:42,000 --> 01:27:45,999
But right now, I would just
prefer it if you weren't here.

1480
01:27:46,000 --> 01:27:48,000
- Are you kidding me?

1481
01:27:50,001 --> 01:27:52,999
I was just, like, so nice.
- Excuse me?

1482
01:27:53,000 --> 01:27:54,999
- Well, what do you
want from me?

1483
01:27:55,000 --> 01:27:56,999
You know, I said I'm sorry,
like, five times already

1484
01:27:57,000 --> 01:27:58,000
about the condom thing
or whatever, okay?

1485
01:27:58,001 --> 01:28:00,999
I'm here to comfort you
in your time of need,

1486
01:28:01,000 --> 01:28:02,999
and it's like
you don't even realize

1487
01:28:03,000 --> 01:28:04,999
I had, like, three other things
going on this weekend.

1488
01:28:05,000 --> 01:28:06,999
It's like you don't even
wanna be with me at all.

1489
01:28:07,000 --> 01:28:09,000
- You're totally right.

1490
01:28:10,000 --> 01:28:11,999
- What?

1491
01:28:12,000 --> 01:28:13,999
- I've been unsure
for a long time,

1492
01:28:14,000 --> 01:28:15,999
and that's unfair to you,
and I'm sorry

1493
01:28:16,000 --> 01:28:17,999
'cause you've been
a really fun boyfriend,

1494
01:28:18,000 --> 01:28:19,999
but you are not the person

1495
01:28:20,000 --> 01:28:21,000
that I wanna be with
for the rest of my life.

1496
01:28:21,001 --> 01:28:22,999
- I don't think you can
hear yourself right now,

1497
01:28:23,000 --> 01:28:25,999
but you sound crazy, okay?

1498
01:28:26,000 --> 01:28:27,999
Maybe, like, the baby fluids
are working their way up

1499
01:28:28,000 --> 01:28:29,999
to your brain
or something like that?

1500
01:28:30,000 --> 01:28:31,000
Like, I don't know.
I'm not a doctor.

1501
01:28:31,001 --> 01:28:34,999
But what I do know is that this
isn't really what you wanna do.

1502
01:28:35,000 --> 01:28:39,000
- No, it is.
It absolutely is.

1503
01:28:40,000 --> 01:28:41,999
Come on... am I
really the person...

1504
01:28:42,000 --> 01:28:43,000
- Know what?

1505
01:28:44,000 --> 01:28:46,999
Either we stay together,
or I tell everybody at school

1506
01:28:47,000 --> 01:28:49,000
about your top-secret abortion.

1507
01:28:53,000 --> 01:28:56,000
- You know, go for it.

1508
01:28:58,000 --> 01:28:59,000
I don't care.

1509
01:29:04,000 --> 01:29:07,000
Fine, I will.

1510
01:29:09,000 --> 01:29:10,000
You know what?

1511
01:29:11,000 --> 01:29:12,999
It was gonna be a surprise,
but my dad bought me a Jet Ski

1512
01:29:13,000 --> 01:29:16,000
for graduation, and now you're
never gonna step foot on it.

1513
01:29:19,000 --> 01:29:20,999
- Wow.

1514
01:29:21,000 --> 01:29:23,000
- Veronica Clarke?

1515
01:29:26,000 --> 01:29:27,999
We actually can't have
your friend back there.

1516
01:29:28,000 --> 01:29:29,999
So sorry.

1517
01:29:30,000 --> 01:29:31,999
- Oh, is... is that okay?

1518
01:29:32,000 --> 01:29:34,999
- Yeah, yeah, it's fine.

1519
01:29:35,000 --> 01:29:37,000
Here you go.

1520
01:29:47,000 --> 01:29:48,999
What happens next?

1521
01:29:49,000 --> 01:29:50,999
- You can relax.

1522
01:29:51,000 --> 01:29:52,999
We're just gonna talk
for a few minutes.

1523
01:29:53,000 --> 01:29:54,999
- Okay.

1524
01:29:55,000 --> 01:29:57,000
- I have a few questions,
and then I'll walk you

1525
01:29:58,000 --> 01:29:59,000
through the entire process.

1526
01:29:59,001 --> 01:30:01,000
No surprises.

1527
01:30:03,000 --> 01:30:05,999
First, is this your decision?

1528
01:30:06,000 --> 01:30:08,999
Have you been coerced
in any way?

1529
01:30:09,000 --> 01:30:10,000
- No.

1530
01:30:10,001 --> 01:30:12,999
I mean, yes, yes,
this is my decision.

1531
01:30:13,000 --> 01:30:16,999
I want to do this.
- Okay, good.

1532
01:30:17,000 --> 01:30:18,999
You have a choice
between local anesthetic

1533
01:30:19,000 --> 01:30:20,999
or sedation.

1534
01:30:21,000 --> 01:30:24,999
Basically, during surgery
you can be numb or awake

1535
01:30:25,000 --> 01:30:26,999
or asleep.

1536
01:30:27,000 --> 01:30:29,000
- I can be asleep?

1537
01:30:31,000 --> 01:30:35,000
Then, yes, definitely...
Definitely that option.

1538
01:30:36,000 --> 01:30:39,000
- Okay, good.
Final question.

1539
01:30:40,000 --> 01:30:41,999
Do you have someone
to take you home?

1540
01:30:42,000 --> 01:30:44,000
- Yeah, my friend.

1541
01:30:46,000 --> 01:30:47,999
- Okay, great,
you're doing wonderful.

1542
01:30:48,000 --> 01:30:49,000
So here's the plan.

1543
01:30:51,000 --> 01:30:53,000
First you'll change
into your gown.

1544
01:30:54,000 --> 01:30:55,999
Warning... it's not cute.

1545
01:31:00,000 --> 01:31:01,999
Then you'll get
a vaginal ultrasound.

1546
01:31:02,000 --> 01:31:05,999
It's not fun,
but it doesn't hurt,

1547
01:31:06,000 --> 01:31:07,000
and you don't have to look
at the monitor

1548
01:31:07,001 --> 01:31:08,999
if you don't want to.

1549
01:31:10,001 --> 01:31:14,000
Next we'll draw some blood,
and we'll hook you up

1550
01:31:15,000 --> 01:31:16,000
to an IV.

1551
01:31:22,000 --> 01:31:23,000
Then you'll sit with other women

1552
01:31:23,001 --> 01:31:24,999
who are waiting for surgery.

1553
01:31:29,000 --> 01:31:31,999
And then to the surgical suite.

1554
01:31:32,000 --> 01:31:33,999
The anesthesiologist
will place a mask

1555
01:31:34,000 --> 01:31:37,999
on your face, and you'll
be asleep in seconds.

1556
01:31:38,000 --> 01:31:40,999
The doctor has a wand
that he'll insert inside you

1557
01:31:41,000 --> 01:31:42,000
and remove the fetus.

1558
01:31:43,000 --> 01:31:44,999
You'll be in and out
in under ten minutes.

1559
01:31:50,000 --> 01:31:51,000
You'll wake up

1560
01:31:51,001 --> 01:31:53,999
in the recovery room
safe and sound.

1561
01:32:10,000 --> 01:32:11,000
And that's it.

1562
01:32:15,000 --> 01:32:17,999
- Can I tell you something?

1563
01:32:18,000 --> 01:32:20,999
I'm honestly pretty nervous.

1564
01:32:21,000 --> 01:32:23,000
- That's okay.
It's normal.

1565
01:32:24,000 --> 01:32:27,999
And I have a feeling
you're gonna do just fine.

1566
01:32:30,000 --> 01:32:31,000
- You're alive!

1567
01:32:32,000 --> 01:32:33,000
Oh, they wouldn't
let me see you,

1568
01:32:33,001 --> 01:32:34,999
so I just assumed you were dead.

1569
01:32:35,000 --> 01:32:36,999
- Aw.

1570
01:32:37,000 --> 01:32:39,999
Nope, I'm fine.
- How are you feeling?

1571
01:32:42,000 --> 01:32:43,999
- Relieved.

1572
01:32:46,000 --> 01:32:47,000
And hungry.

1573
01:32:47,001 --> 01:32:50,000
- Food?
Okay.

1574
01:32:51,000 --> 01:32:53,999
- Mm-hmm, while I was out,
I had them put in an IUD,

1575
01:32:54,000 --> 01:32:55,999
so...

1576
01:32:56,000 --> 01:32:58,999
- Oh, so our last
abortion road trip, huh?

1577
01:32:59,000 --> 01:33:00,999
- I know, bummer, right?

1578
01:33:03,000 --> 01:33:05,999
So when are we gonna talk
about the fact

1579
01:33:06,000 --> 01:33:09,999
that we have, like, $20
and no way to get home?

1580
01:33:10,000 --> 01:33:13,999
- Yeah, I know.

1581
01:33:14,000 --> 01:33:17,000
I just have to make
a quick phone call.

1582
01:33:19,000 --> 01:33:21,999
- Yeah, I should probably
make one myself.

1583
01:33:30,000 --> 01:33:31,999
Mom?

1584
01:33:32,000 --> 01:33:33,999
Hi.

1585
01:33:34,000 --> 01:33:35,999
- I got Fil's car impounded.
- I need your help.

1586
01:33:51,000 --> 01:33:53,999
- Well, um, this is me.

1587
01:33:54,000 --> 01:33:58,000
- Yeah, that is your house.

1588
01:34:01,000 --> 01:34:02,000
Well...

1589
01:34:04,000 --> 01:34:06,999
- Thank you for...

1590
01:34:07,000 --> 01:34:09,999
coming and, you know,

1591
01:34:10,000 --> 01:34:13,000
doing all that stuff.

1592
01:34:17,000 --> 01:34:20,999
We don't have to, like,
say a big good-bye or anything.

1593
01:34:21,000 --> 01:34:22,999
I mean, school's tomorrow.
I'll see you there, so...

1594
01:34:23,000 --> 01:34:24,000
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1595
01:34:25,000 --> 01:34:26,000
- Yeah, no, I know.
You're right.

1596
01:34:28,000 --> 01:34:31,000
Okay, see you.

1597
01:34:32,000 --> 01:34:33,000
- See ya.

1598
01:35:18,000 --> 01:35:19,999
- Hey.

1599
01:35:20,000 --> 01:35:22,000
Come sit.

1600
01:35:31,000 --> 01:35:36,000
- I know you're mad.
I can I just say something?

1601
01:35:39,000 --> 01:35:42,000
I don't feel bad
about the abortion.

1602
01:35:45,000 --> 01:35:48,000
I feel like I'm supposed to,
but I don't.

1603
01:35:52,000 --> 01:35:54,000
I know I made
the right choice for me.

1604
01:35:57,000 --> 01:35:59,000
I just, I...

1605
01:36:00,000 --> 01:36:02,999
I'm really scared
that you're gonna hate me.

1606
01:36:03,000 --> 01:36:04,999
- Hate you?

1607
01:36:05,000 --> 01:36:07,999
Veronica...

1608
01:36:08,000 --> 01:36:10,999
how could you even think that?

1609
01:36:11,000 --> 01:36:14,000
No, I love you.

1610
01:36:16,000 --> 01:36:19,000
But I'm not... gonna lie to you.

1611
01:36:21,000 --> 01:36:22,999
The choice you made...

1612
01:36:23,000 --> 01:36:25,000
that's not something
I can just...

1613
01:36:27,000 --> 01:36:28,999
It's not the choice
I would've made,

1614
01:36:29,000 --> 01:36:31,000
not the one your sister made.

1615
01:36:34,000 --> 01:36:36,999
I'm not sure I'll
ever understand it.

1616
01:36:37,000 --> 01:36:38,000
I'm sorry.

1617
01:36:38,001 --> 01:36:41,000
What I know is
I love you, sweet pea.

1618
01:36:42,000 --> 01:36:45,999
I love you so much more
than all of that, okay?

1619
01:36:46,000 --> 01:36:48,000
- Okay.

1620
01:37:21,000 --> 01:37:23,999
- Ronnie, oh, my God.
We heard about everything.

1621
01:37:24,000 --> 01:37:25,000
- Oh, you must be devastated.

1622
01:37:25,001 --> 01:37:26,999
- Surviving a break-up
is brutal,

1623
01:37:27,000 --> 01:37:28,999
but, like, you'll bounce back.
- Yeah.

1624
01:37:29,000 --> 01:37:30,999
- Oh, did you hear?

1625
01:37:31,000 --> 01:37:32,999
Someone got busted
with a locker full of Adderall.

1626
01:37:33,000 --> 01:37:34,000
How aggressive is that?

1627
01:37:34,001 --> 01:37:35,999
And you know,
I've already looked into it,

1628
01:37:36,000 --> 01:37:37,000
and I think that Connor
is at the top of my list

1629
01:37:37,001 --> 01:37:38,999
'cause of all...
- The pregnancy test was mine.

1630
01:37:39,000 --> 01:37:41,999
- Wait, what?
- Oh, my God.

1631
01:37:42,000 --> 01:37:43,999
- Yeah.

1632
01:37:44,000 --> 01:37:45,999
- I can't believe you've
been dealing with this alone.

1633
01:37:50,000 --> 01:37:51,000
- I haven't.

1634
01:37:59,000 --> 01:38:00,999
- Hi.

1635
01:38:22,000 --> 01:38:23,000
- Wait, where even are we?

1636
01:38:24,000 --> 01:38:25,000
I thought we were supposed
to be going to Gas N' Gulp.

1637
01:38:25,001 --> 01:38:27,999
Oh, um, yeah.

1638
01:38:28,000 --> 01:38:30,999
That's... that's not actually
where we're going.

1639
01:38:31,000 --> 01:38:32,999
- Then where are we going?

1640
01:38:33,000 --> 01:38:36,999
- Well, remember when you said
we could go to Roswell?

1641
01:38:37,000 --> 01:38:38,999
- No.
- Mm-hmm.

1642
01:38:39,000 --> 01:38:41,000
- No, no...
- Yeah!