Verosika tried to seduce anon but fail part 2

from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #624 and #625
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Some more rent free in Verosikas head
>Verosika begrudgingly goes to blitzo for help with her problem
>"So you want us to go to earth,"
"Yes."
>"Because your access to the living world is restricted because if the fucked uo fish you OBVIOUSLY made,"
"Mhm."
>"Just to nab some human and then bring him to you?"
"Yes."
>"Hold on while I laugh."
>Blitzo obnoxiously laughs in her face
>Verosika would have ground her teeth in anger but that would damage them and thus mar her beauty
>"Ho-holy shit this is just precious! I'll do it one one condition!"
>Verosika kets out an irritated groan
"And that would be?"
>"Say my name."
"Blitzo."
>"Now say: please help me blitzo."
>Verosika glares daggers at him and grinds out the words
"Please help me blitzo."
>"Oh well since you asked so nicely I will! For ten thousand."
"Oh bullshit thats ten times what you charge to kill humans!"
>Blitzo sucks in a breath and checks his nails/claws(?)
>"Well tough titties bitch that's the price. Plus we're bringing in a living human and not just offing the fucker so that takes more effort, and the emotional damage you did to poor loony for oarking in our spot that one time!"
>>"Fuck off."
>"Love ya Loony!"
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>Be blitzo
>You and the rest if your...team? Employees? Interns. Are outside the poor fuck of a humans home
"Alright Moxxie, you limp dick crybaby, did you do whatever it is you were supposed to do?"
>"Sir I still don't like this, all he did was decline Verosika's advances. We should be congratulating him on saying no to a succubus of all things?"
"Did you spike his food with horse tranquilizers or not?"
>Moxxie groans
>"Yes sir I did."
>>"Aw cheer up Mox! At least we ain't killin him!"
>"That doesn't make me feel any better."
"Well you can suck his unconscious dick later since you're so concerned about him-"
>"Sir you HMBLTBMM!"
>Blitzo shoves a hand over moxxies mouth
"-but we were paid 10k do grab this dumbass so lets do this!"
>Blizto grabs his binoculars and watches the human take a bite of his laced meal

>Meanwhile with anon
"Fuck this is expired."

>Back with blitzo and co.
"Wait what is he doing? No no no you stupid fuck! EAT IT YOU FUCK!"
>"What happened?"
"He fucking threw it away! That ketamine was expensive!"
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"Alright then, plan B!"
>Blitzo points to Loona
"Loony, operation STD is a go!"
>Everyone looks at him blankly
>"The fuck are you talking about?"
"Ya know, use your human disguise and get him to follow you or something!"
>"That's a dumb fucking plan."
"Oh come on Loony do it for your dear old dad!"
>"Fuck off."
>Loona takes her human form and heads over to their targets front door
>She looks back to the group and flips them off before knocking on the door

>With anon
>Anon opens his door to see who's there
>Big tiddy goth girl
>What
>"Hey."
>Sphagetti falling
>"Wanna fuck or something?"
>Sphagetti has fallen, repeat, sphagetti has fallen out of pockets
>Blurt out words
"Fuck off roastie."
>FUCK FUCK YOU AUTIST
>Slam the door shut and lock it in a panic
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>live rent free in verosikas head
>She hate schlicks to a photo of (You)
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>Plan to get Blitzo and his crew to kidnap Anon fell through after he failed to eat his drugged food AND rejected Loona's honeytrapping attempt
>Verosika is still simmering over the fact that a mere mortal somehow resisted her irresistible charms
>Settles for hiring IMP to take stalker photos of Anon
>Blitzo reclassifies cameras as weapons in IMP's fee schedule, under 'Special Weapons", which are charged on a per-shot basis
>Goes through rolls and rolls of film, bilking her for 20-30X what they cost.
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>inb4 I.M.P doesn't have to kill anyone for months because Verosika keeps paying out the ass to get simple creep shots of Anon
The thought of this alone makes me laugh.
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>Moxxie, inexplicably good seed that he is, tries to surreptitiously get some papers for the tiny handful of substance abuse programs in Hell over to Verosika
>Blitzo gets wise and crash tackles him before he can even make it to the door
>"DON'T YOU DARE SEND THAT SKANK BACK TO REHAB YOU LITTLE DOORKNOB LICKER!"
>"DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH MONEY WE'RE MAKING OFF OF HER BRUISED LITTLE CLING PEACH OF AN EGO?!"
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>I.M.P. Provides Verosika with every little detail about Anon
>his student loans, his crummy job, bills even
>Verosika simps the fuck out and sends him enough money to pay off all his debts anonymously
>Anon wonders why anyone would send him all this money and thinks it must be some sort of mistake.
>tries to resend the money... only problem is it doesn't have a return address so he can't send it back... hey wait there's a number on the back of the envelope with a heart drawn around it.
>Anon calls the number
>"Hello~ Verosika Mayday speaking"
"Uh yeah hi my names Anon and I got this letter in the mail... I think there's been some sort of mistake. Where you expecting lets see here 35 grand?"
>"Oh nononono sweety that was a gift for you love!"
"W-what? Who are you? Am I going to be on T.V. or something?"
>"As if I'd ever let my little Anon be broadcast on T.V. oh my poor sweet human I just wanted to send you a small token of my l̸̜̖̀͆̆͆͗̂͘͠ọ̵̥̯̳̠̪̪͍̪̇̒̾̿̂͝v̶͙̯̒̔ȩ̷̨̭̜͍̊͘"

>Anon's getting creeped out now... her voice sounds familiar but he can't put his finger on it.
"Oookay well I'm not sure who you are but I'm grateful for the money. You really helped me out of a bind... thank you again."
>"ooh you're so modest Anon I'll be sure to change that soon enough"
>Verosika hangs up the phone
>PHASE 1 COMPLETE
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>anon lives so rent free in verosika's head that she turns into a simp for anon
thats actually kinda funny
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Succubi have their egos bound up almost entirely in their physical desirability. Turning one down is like blasting their sense of self-worth with a plasma cannon. Add in the fact that she has a further inflated ego tied to the idea of her wealth and fame adding to her desirability, plus the heavy drinking taking the reigns off her emotions, and you have a mental balloon ready to pop at the slightest jostling.
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>Loona complains about how anon turned her down to vortex
>Vortex tells verosika
>Verosika, in her drunken state, thinks the issue is that anon isn't into human women seeing as he rejected her and loona in their human forms
>That's not it
>Anon is just very nervous around pretty girls