Corruption, Session 7 (Final)

<DM> -=QUEST RESUME=-
<DM> *After entering Malek's Palace through the side entrance and pwning a random Moblin there, you find yourselves..... shortcutted to the hallway just before the Throne Room itself. You see a young woman with two giant shields equipped. She looks at you all quizically as you three barrel roll out of a shaft and slam into a wall.*
<YoungWoman> What in the fffffff
<Maliki> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxBO6KX9qTA
<YoungWoman> Oh wait, I remember you three... I'm Yuka, remember me? From the house?
<DM> (you know, if we got this last session going two months ago, I think someone mine actually remember... in theory)
<DM> *might
<Alexander> (yeah..)
<Serra> Too many people, can't remember that many names, you know the drill./
<Alexander> (but I don't remember much)
<Alexander> (I don't, actually.)
<DM> *Nutshell, she's part of a resistance group against Malek trying to take back her hometown.*
<Serra> > Part
<Serra> Again
<Serra> Not ringing any bells
<DM> *Where the resistance group is... well, apparently most of them died trying to go in through the front gate.*
<Serra> I know hich side you're on, though.
<Serra> *which
<DM> *Yeah, that side was more of Iyuka's.*
<Yuka> Oh... okay.
<Yuka> Have umm... any of you seen Lode?
<DM> *Lode was the leader and really really stupid dude.*
<Serra> fffffffffffff
<Charizard> "Hi."
<DM> Yuka's Profile (and quest thread) - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-556-post-1290.html#pid1290
<Yuka> Hi uhh...
* Yuka attempts to wave her hand, but only waves her giant oversized shields around. She falls to the ground and pouts.
<Yuka> Phooey.
<Alexander> " I heard tales of how you highfives the sky"
<Yuka> Huh?
<Alexander> "the story has echoed through the land"
<Yuka> Uhh... who are you again?
<Alexander> "Alexander"
<Serra> Some kid who's cause nothing but trouble up to this point.
<DM> *Ahead of you is the grand door that leads into the throne room. The door is totally painted gold. Frigin' rich old geezers...*
<Serra> Ahahahhaa!
<Yuka> Well, care to join me in beating up some elderly men?
<Serra> Don't these people know that Gold is fragile?!
<Serra> So impractical
* Yuka stifles a snicker.
<Yuka> Care to break it down, then?
* Serra attempts to kick down the door. (Roll Courage)
<Serra> $8d10
<Navi> Serra: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 6, 8, 6, 6, 4, 4 and 4. Total: 40. Successes: 4.
<Alexander> I wanna beat up old people!
<Serra> I wanna beat up you!
<Alexander> ...
<DM> *You attempt to kick the door down. You make a large resonating pound to the door, but that's it.*
<DM> *loud
<Charizard> "I thought Alexander was an old man."
<Serra> Well
<DM> *Gold is weak, eh?*
<DM> *Maybe you should try with something stronger than your foot.*
<Serra> Interesting, seems technology has come a long way.
<DM> *Good thing this door didn't try to Newton's 3rd Law ya this time.*
<Alexander> 'oh hey, magically someone appears because logic n stuff'
<DM> (full party!)
<Alexander> (w00tw00tm8)
<DM> *Randomly, materializing out of nowhere it seems, Iyuka Aegreoafgoureaigrae screw her name appears!*
<DM> *Or.... potentially not.*
<Alexander> 'How about I try to kick down the door?'
<DM> *By all means.*
<Charizard> "*snorts* Go ahead."
<DM> *Roll your... Kicking is Courage-based, ya know...
<DM> *Punching is Power-based.*
<Alexander> (how do I roll dice again..?)
<DM> ($#d10, where # = your stat)
<Alexander> $10d10
<Navi> Alexander: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 5, 9, 10, 6, 10, 6, 5, 6 and 2. Total: 67. Successes: 11.
<DM> *Alexander, you effortlessly kick the door down, completely countering Charizard's laugh and Serra's lack of door-kicking skills.*
<Alexander> 'YO SURPRISE KING'
* Serra laughs evily
<Serra> You might be of some use after all.
<DM> *The door appears to have slammed into an RiverGuard, smashing and killing him instantly. Alexander, you specifically gain 4 EXP and 50 Rupees for your epic sparta-kicking door kill.*
<Alexander> My steel blade is magic. of course I will be useful!
<Serra> I here by, give you the title of "Door kicker!"
<Yuka> Yay, it's Jennie!
* Yuka hugs Iyaruka_Aetashigo... still holding those double shields of doom.
<DM> *Ahead of you is the red-carpetted throne room. Several normal river guards are in absolutely shock, seeing one of their compadres getting owned by a flying golden door of doom.*
<DM> *At the other end of the throne room are some stairs leading up to.... a large curtain? You can see the shadow of some generic cloaked figure behind the mysterious curtain.*
<Yuka> So... behind that curtain is the evil Malek...
<Yuka> ... I think.
<Alexander> Maybe
<Alexander> lets find out
<Alexander> 'HEY, MALEK'
* Voice speaks from behind the curtain. It's the same voice you heard when that one guard that just got a name was struck down by lightning.
<Voice> So... these are the merry band of adventurers that you spoke of...
<Alexander> Oh hey it worked
* Voice does not appear to actually be speaking in your guys' direction...
<Charizard> "Sup?"
* DM gives voice to Alexander Charizard Serra
<Voice> Ah, so they're here.
<Serra> Oh look, it's Mr. Not Nergal.
* Voice seems to speak in your direction.
<Charizard> "Serra said she will kick your butt."
<Voice> Greetings, adventurers. How do you do?
<Alexander> Good
<Serra> Better then you'll be in a few minutes
<Yuka> Who was he speaking to?
<Voice> Oh? I thought perhaps we might get along.
<Alexander> I would assume all of us.
<Serra> Oh, so you're a pacifist, huh?
<DM> (ahhhh crap, brb 5 minutes)
<Serra> Well, fine, I'll hear you out.
<Voice> A pacifist.... yes.. after I pacify all of you, that is.
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> Where am I?
<Alexander> 'hears the voice say stuff then stop abruptly'
<Charizard> "Oh hai Iyaruka_Aetashigo. Welcome."
* Iyaruka_Aetashigo wonders how a Charizard finds out a name
* Alexander brb too
* Alexander because snacks
<Charizard> "My parents were lazy."
* Charizard somehow read your mind
<Serra> YOU!
<Serra> Subordinates!
<Serra> Gets some popcorn
<Serra> This battle is going to be hilarious
<Serra> *Get
<Charizard> "But, no one brought popcorn. We weren't expecting to eat popcorn."
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> What's popcorn?
<Charizard> "A mystical substance that tastes very good. It's good for eating while watching something climatic and dramatic like movies."
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> ... What's a dramatic?
<DM> (there we go, that feels better)
<DM> (back)
* Alexander is back too
* Alexander pulls popcorn out of his pockets
<Voice> You do not order my old men around, fiends!
<Charizard> "Iyaruka_Aetashigo, grown up stuff."
<Voice> Men! ...... fall back. We shall deal with this.
* Orithan has quit (Quit: Leaving)
<DM> *The curtain is suddenly sliced down by....... oh wait, they don't have swords...... hang on
<Alexander> *what if they used magic to cut it down?*
<DM> *The curtain is suddenly burnt to a crisp, as a familiar face wielding a burning hammer and a shield steps forward, in front of the cloaked figure.*
<Alexander> Hello? who are you?
<Serra> Nice one!
<Serra> Where'd you learn that one, magician's training camp?
* Yuka stares wide-eyed at the guy in the front.
<Yuka> You... no... you can't! You can't be!
<Serra> Yes
<Serra> He can totally be
<Serra> A Nergal Ripoff
<Serra> Oh
<Serra> OH
<Serra> How about that
* Lode slowly walks towards you all, an evil grin splattered across his face.
<Charizard> "Serra didn't see this coming."
<Lode> Oh, but it is, my lovely Yuka!
<Serra> It's Not-Lyon.
<Lode> Don't you know?
<Alexander> Nope
<Serra> I've been reading too many books
<Lode> There is no "Malek". It's simply a cover... for my brother, Kalem and I!
<Serra> Everyone knows Magvel isn't real.
<DM> (you know, Fireblast..... YOU CALLED IT)
* Voice is now known as Kalem
* Serra is ignoring this important conversation, and continues rambling.
<DM> (Yeah, so in one of the previous sessions, as a joke, Fireblast said "what if there was a guy called Kalem", which is the reverse of "Malek")
<Charizard> "That sounds like a very cliché scheme. That's evil man!"
<Kalem> Good. I like evil and cliche.
<Serra> OH my
<Serra> It's Not-Lyon AND Not-Nergal
<Serra> This is fantastic
<Serra> Two birds, one stone
<Yuka> You... you little.... the rest of the resistance...... what happened to them?
* Alexander is slashing pots trying to find rupees
<Yuka> WHAT HAPPENED TO KID?
<DM> $5d5
<Navi> DM: You rolled 5 Dice with 5 Sides. Result: 4, 1, 3, 2 and 1. Total: 11.
<DM> *Alexander, you slash some nearby pots, finding 11 Rupees.*
<Charizard> "Yeah, what happened to kid?"
<Alexander> ':D Finally!
<Alexander> '
<Serra> Yeah, what happened to Not-Nils?
<Lode> Oh, most likely suicided himself with the rest of the group against our superior defenses after I let some intel leak about some side entrances that the rest of you could take.
<DM> (Not Nils?)
<Serra> (Nils is one of the protagonists in FE7)
<DM> (ooooooooh, lol)
<Charizard> (FYI, I updated my passive skill things... did I do that right or did I screw it up like I always do? :P)
<Yuka> You are unforgivable! I loved you! You...... you....... YOU WILL DIE!
<Alexander> Nope
<Alexander> You will.
<Lode> Ahh, cliches. Gotta love 'em!
<Alexander> :)
<Serra> Woooooah, hold up lady
<Serra> I doubt you're fit for this battle
* Yuka ignores Alexander's uhh...... potentially backstabbing comment.
<Serra> I mean
<Serra> Shields?
<Yuka> I may not be the one to kill him, Serra... but I'll make sure that you all do.
<Charizard> "Okay ex-lovebirds, let's not make this conversation personal. I want to be in it too."
<Serra> You know, you can have my Wooden sword to finish him off if you want.
<Alexander> No, I shall use my mighty steel blade to win
<DM> Profiles up! - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-556-post-1290.html#pid1290
<DM> *Roll initiatives!*
<Serra> Meh, whatever floats your boat
<Alexander> *what are those again!? D:*
<DM> (default is $init 1d10)
<Yuka> $init 1d8
* Serra spins her Rapier Lance (Renaming her Spear. lol)
<Navi> Yuka: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 2.
<Kalem> $init 1d10
<Navi> Kalem: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 7.
<Lode> $init 1d12
<Serra> $init 1d10
<Navi> Lode: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 3.
<Navi> Serra: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 9.
<Charizard> $0d10
<Navi> Charizard: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10 and 3. Total: 13. Successes: 2.
* Lode will enter this battle already using Cover on Kalem.
<Alexander> "Heavy Shield" "Initiative: -0d1"
<DM> (lol Charizard)
<Charizard> (The joys of having certain items. :_:)
<DM> yeah, roll 1d9, Alexander
<DM> err $init 1d9
<Alexander> $1d9
<Navi> Alexander: You rolled 1 Die with 9 Sides. Result: 4. Total: 4.
<Alexander> $init 1d9
<Navi> Alexander: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 6.
<Serra> (Boss Music time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1RKqfwy9e8 )
<DM> uhhh Charizard..... you totally didn't roll initiative, lol
<Charizard> Oh.
<Fireblast124> (DM, should I grab passives for Iyaruka, she has none)
<Charizard> Derp
<Charizard> $init 0d10
<Navi> Charizard: That is not an initiative roll.
<DM> what is your initiative modifier?
<Charizard> hm
<DM> if you don't have one, then it's $init 1d10
<Charizard> $init 1d10
<Navi> Charizard: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 6.
<Charizard> (okay, I think I've rusted quite a lot lol)
<DM> (lol)
* DM pokes Iyaruka_Aetashigo for initiative roll.
<Fireblast124> ((Pokes DM with message))
<DM> (starting in 1 minute)
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> $init 1d10
<Navi> Iyaruka_Aetashigo: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 2.
<DM> $init s
<Navi> The battle has begun!
<Navi> ROUND 1: Serra (9), Kalem (7), Charizard (6), Alexander (6), Cirn0 (4), Lode (3), Cirn0 (3), Yuka (2), Iyaruka_Aetashigo (2) and Cirn0 (1).
<DM> (well this is different.... no bonus turns, magical)
* Fireblast124 is now known as Cirn0
<Cirn0> $removeme
<DM> *Planning Phase has begun! Please remember to use this guide for sending your actions to me - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-629.html
<Navi> Cirn0 has removed theirself from battle.
<Navi> ROUND 1: Serra (9), Kalem (7), Charizard (6), Alexander (6), Lode (3), Yuka (2) and Iyaruka_Aetashigo (2).
<DM> (lol)
* Cirn0 is now known as Fireblast124
<DM> *10 minutes on clock, starting now.*
<Alexander> *10 minutes for what?*
<DM> *Also, don't forget about #zuteam, if you're not there.*
<DM> oh right, you guys haven't been in a battle yet that actually requires planning/actions phases.....
<DM> okay, in a nutshell, this is used for larger battles to prevent them from taking forever
<DM> at the start of each round, during planning phase, you go ahead and write up what you'll do and then send that in private query to me
* Kirran is now known as Darklink42
<DM> use the channel #zuteam to coordinate and whatnot
<DM> and once everyone has sent their actions in, I start copy+pastaing what everyone's sent me and just go through the turns
<DM> sound good?
<DM> oh, and there's a timer so that way I'm not waiting 30 minutes before starting the action phase
<DM> okay, now starting 10 minute timer
* DM gives everyone a full restore. Everyone should start this battle with full Hearts and Magic.
* Darklink42 is now known as Observer42
<Yuka> Hey, guy that kicked down the door... when I can, I'll cover you, kay?
<Charizard> "Alexander's gotta a crush."
<Charizard> "And I derp English."
<DM> *Waiting on Iyaruka_Aetashigo*
<DM> *Two minutes on timer.*
<Alexander> 'I do? since when?'
<Charizard> "Since now."
<Alexander> 'On who!?
<Alexander> '
<Yuka> Hey, just kill those two scumbags first before you try to make out with my shields?
<Charizard> "Yeah, Alex!"
<DM> *Annnnnnd no response from Iyaruka_Aetashigo... so if it reaches your turn and I don't have your action, it's a turn skip.*
<DM> $turns
<Navi> ROUND 1: Serra (9), Kalem (7), Charizard (6), Alexander (6), Lode (3), Yuka (2) and Iyaruka_Aetashigo (2).
<DM> * Serra takes a stab at Kelam with her Rapier Lance. (Actually, just a renamed Spear.) (Roll Courage) | $8d10 | +3 Physical Damage..... but Lode is in the way, so he blocks the hit instead!*
<Lode> Hmph, you shall not harm my brother, so long as I breathe!
<Serra> $8d10
<Navi> Serra: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 5, 4, 10, 5, 2, 2 and 9. Total: 44. Successes: 6.
<Lode> $10d10
<Navi> Lode: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 1, 1, 1, 10, 5, 2, 1, 9 and 10. Total: 47. Successes: 7.
* Lode manages to stave off Serra's attack.
<DM> (unless someone throws a reroll point at that)
<Serra> (What about the +3 damage? o.o)
<DM> (+3 damage only applies if it hits)
<DM> (if that was +3 successes, then yeah, that'd apply now)
<Serra> (Huh, I thought that had to be specified. D:)
<Serra> (Oh well)
<DM> (it does.... but again, still has to hit first)
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> DM has ended Serra's turn.
<Navi> ROUND 1: Serra (9), Kalem (7), Charizard (6), Alexander (6), Lode (3), Yuka (2) and Iyaruka_Aetashigo (2).
<Serra> fffffffffff
<Serra> Fine, I'll do this myself!
<DM> *Kelam fires a dispersed Wizzrobe Wand blast at all enemies, hitting Yuka, Charizard, Serra, Iyaruka_Aetashigo, and Alexander! (Roll Wisdom) | $11d10, Magical Damage Halved
* Serra rerolls self
<Serra> $8d10
<Navi> Serra: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 1, 10, 2, 6, 4, 1 and 9. Total: 34. Successes: 4.
<Serra> ARGH
<DM> *Serra rerolls herself only to find it get worse. It's the curse of Orithan!*
<Charizard> "Nice one."
<DM> *Meanwhile, Kelam is wand blasting all of you. First, Kelam rolls $1d4...
<Kalem> $1d4
<Navi> Kalem: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 1. Total: 1.
<Alexander> $3d10
<Navi> Alexander: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 8 and 5. Total: 22. Successes: 3.
* Kalem does not get the bonus from lucky strike.
<Kalem> $11d10
<Navi> Kalem: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 7, 4, 5, 8, 3, 2, 4, 5, 8 and 9. Total: 62. Successes: 7.
* Alexander takes 3 damage?
<Kalem> Now you shall all taste my wrath!
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> $7d10
<Navi> Iyaruka_Aetashigo: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 3, 5, 1, 5, 5 and 10. Total: 33. Successes: 5.
<Alexander> Nope.
* Gurloz is now known as ITSASECRETTOEVERYBODY
<Alexander> ITSASECRETTOEVERYBODY!!!!
<ITSASECRETTOEVERYBODY> Alexander!!!!!
<Alexander> SO SSHHHH!!!
<DM> (actually, see where it says "Magical Damage Halved"? So take difference in successes, then divide by 2, then if you have magical armor, apply that)
<Charizard> $9d10
<Navi> Charizard: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 9, 8, 3, 9, 5, 3, 4 and 8. Total: 57. Successes: 6.
* ITSASECRETTOEVERYBODY kicks Alexander out the window.
* ITSASECRETTOEVERYBODY has kicked Alexander from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on Sephiroth. What? «17,174»)
* Alexander (635ad96f@ircip4.mibbit.com) has joined #zurpg
* ITSASECRETTOEVERYBODY is now known as Sephiroth
<Alexander> (so umm..)
* DM dies.
* Sephiroth slaps Alexander around a bit with a rainbow trout. A trout of many colors!
* DM high-fives Sephiroth for the perfection of that streak.
* Iyaruka_Aetashigo takes no damage, because 7 - 5 = 2 / 2 = 1 - 1 = 0
<Darte> Colour Spray
* Yuka has epic roll, so...
<Yuka> $14d10
<Navi> Yuka: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 6, 2, 10, 1, 10, 2, 1, 4, 2, 8, 7, 10 and 5. Total: 78. Successes: 12.
* Yuka easily fends off the attack.
* Alexander takes 1 or 2 damage?
<Yuka> (what's your armor?)
<Charizard> (Oh, someone forgot he had "Physical & Magical Armor: +2")
<Alexander> ( I have Dragon Blood's Armor )
<Alexander> ( Armor: +2 )
<DM> so for Alexander, it'll be.....
<DM> 7 - 3 = 4/2 = 2  -2 = 0
<Charizard> (Does this mean I reroll or)
<Alexander> Where is the 7 come from?
<DM> (nah, it hit you Charizard)
<DM> 7 = attacker's successes from Kelam's roll
<Charizard> (Uh bummer :P)
<Alexander> (ah)
<DM> (for.... if you have any armor, 0 damage)
<Alexander> (yay!)
<DM> *It seems this attack has caused little to no damage for those that it hit.*
<Kalem> Gah!
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> DM has ended Kalem's turn.
<Navi> ROUND 1: Serra (9), Kalem (7), Charizard (6), Alexander (6), Lode (3), Yuka (2) and Iyaruka_Aetashigo (2).
<DM> <Charizard> Doran's Blade - Slash - Kelam (Courage $7d10)
<Charizard> $7d10
<Navi> Charizard: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 7, 10, 8, 10, 10 and 4. Total: 57. Successes: 9.
* Lode is still covering for him.
<Lode> $10d10
<Navi> Lode: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 6, 7, 7, 10, 10, 5, 4, 2 and 6. Total: 67. Successes: 11.
* Lode manages to block Charizard's attack too.
<DM> (lucksack)
<Charizard> :_:
<Charizard> So $endturn
<Charizard> right?
<DM> yep
<Charizard> ()*
<Charizard> $endturn
<Navi> Charizard has ended their turn.
<Navi> ROUND 1: Serra (9), Kalem (7), Charizard (6), Alexander (6), Lode (3), Yuka (2) and Iyaruka_Aetashigo (2).
<Lode> Hah, pitiful twerps!
<DM> * Alexander uses Steel Sword's Slice on Kelam! (Roll courage) | $13d10, Physical Damage
* Lode is still covering.
<Serra> Ahahahahhaa, nice one, Not-Lyon!
<Kalem> Who?
* Charizard says more curse words than you've ever heard
<Serra> Not of your business, Not-Nergal.
<Kalem> Excellent brother. As always, you shield well from their attacks.
<Alexander> (so like, the attack was blocked, correct?)
<DM> yeah, Charizard's attack didn't break Lode's defense, so he's still covering for Kalem
<DM> so your attack auto-redirects to Kalem, so... roll yer $13d10
<Alexander> $13d10
<Navi> Alexander: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 6, 2, 1, 10, 10, 9, 2, 3, 2, 6, 1 and 5. Total: 59. Successes: 8.
<Lode> $10d10
<Navi> Lode: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 7, 3, 2, 2, 9, 10, 10, 4 and 8. Total: 59. Successes: 7.
<DM> *Finally! Your sword is the one that breaks Lode's epic defense!*
<Lode> 8 - 7 = 1 - 2 = 0 damage
<Alexander> (damn..)
<DM> *Except your attack kinda pings off his armor... for 0 damage. Do you have any passive skills that buff your attack?*
* Orithan (~Orithan@CPE-120-147-242-200.sgik2.win.bigpond.net.au) has joined #zurpg
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to Orithan
<Alexander> (two handed thing)
<Orithan> (Back)
<DM> (oh... in that case, roll $1d3)
<Alexander> $1d3
<Navi> Alexander: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 2. Total: 2.
<DM> +2 damage is added
<Alexander> yay.
<DM> 8 - 7 = 1 + 2 - 2 = 1 damage
<DM> *Your attack manages to finally make Lode bleed slightly.*
<Lode> HAX! THAT TINGED OFF MY ARMOR EARLIER, WHAT HAPPENED?!
<Alexander> Magic
<Lode> 6h, 2m
<Lode> Grr...
<Charizard> ""Hah, pitiful twerps!""
<Alexander> BECAUSE THIS STEEL BLADE IS MAGICAL!
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> DM has ended Alexander's turn.
<Navi> ROUND 1: Serra (9), Kalem (7), Charizard (6), Alexander (6), Lode (3), Yuka (2) and Iyaruka_Aetashigo (2).
<Lode> No matter... it'll heal back...
<DM> *Lode uses Cover on Kelam (no action cost), casts Veil of Flames on himself, and then proceeds to apply his hammer with a Whack vs. Serra! (Roll Power) | $11d10, +1 Physical Damage, 2 Burn Damage (Neutral), + Two Effects
<Serra> WAH?!
<Lode> $11d10
<Navi> Lode: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 9, 2, 3, 3, 5, 2, 3, 3, 3 and 2. Total: 45. Successes: 4.
<Serra> NONONONONONO
<Lode> SON OFRWOAFERFGRIAEF
<Alexander> OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUU*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
<Serra> $3d10
<DM> *Lode overconfidently swings, having a mighty 4 successes. Brilliant.*
<Navi> Serra: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 5 and 9. Total: 21. Successes: 3.
<Darte> AHAHAHAHAH
<DM> *And it somehow hits.*
<Serra> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
<Lode> 4 - 3 = 1 + 1 = 2 Physical Damage and 2 Burn Damage... pretty sure you only have 1 armor, so...... 3 total damage annnnnnd
<Serra> .-.
<Serra> GAH!
* Lode gives you Defense Down Affliction, you now have -1 Defense Dice
* Alexander is now known as Iam2gud4um8
* Lode also disables your shield for the next round.
* Serra takes 3 damage, and is affected by her own Defence Break!
* Iam2gud4um8 is now known as Alexander
<DM> wait, lemme get this straight......
<DM> You have lowered defense dice
<Serra> "EFFECT 2: When someone hits you with a single target attack, you get the Defense Break Affliction."
<DM> defense break
<DM> and a disabled shield
<Serra> ffffffffffff
<DM> oh wait, you don't have a shield, nvm that
* Lode disables Serra's lack of shield. Wut.
<Lode> Hah, take THAT lowly villain!
<Darte> on the bright side: free shield!
<Lode> 6h, 2m
<Lode> $endturn
<Navi> Lode has ended their turn.
<Navi> ROUND 1: Serra (9), Kalem (7), Charizard (6), Alexander (6), Lode (3), Yuka (2) and Iyaruka_Aetashigo (2).
<Lode> 6h, 2m | Veil of Flames
<Serra> 3h 6m
<Lode> 6h, 2m | Veil of Flames | Covering Kalem
<DM> *Yuka uses Guard on herself and then Cover on Alexander.*
<Alexander> Yo.
<Yuka> ... why am I doing this to the guy that has a crush on me.
<Alexander> Thanks.
<Alexander> I don''t have a crush on you 0_o
* Alexander looks at Charizard
<Yuka> 5h, 2m | Guard | Covering Alexander
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> DM has ended Yuka's turn.
<Navi> ROUND 1: Serra (9), Kalem (7), Charizard (6), Alexander (6), Lode (3), Yuka (2) and Iyaruka_Aetashigo (2).
<Alexander> ISEEWUTUDIDTHR Charizard
<Darte> $init j
<Navi> Darte has entered the fray.
<Alexander> !!!!!!!!
<DM> <Iyaruka_Aetashigo> fires a Metal Tipped Arrow at Lode. Lode rolls Courage, Iyaruka rolls $16d10 | If attack is successful, Lode gets Defense Break Affliction and Iyaruka rolls for Deadly Strike.
<Lode> Hoooooooooly shhhhhhhhhhh
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> $16d10
<Navi> Iyaruka_Aetashigo: You rolled 16 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 5, 10, 2, 7, 8, 3, 10, 10, 7, 6, 5, 2, 3, 9 and 4. Total: 100. Successes: 14.
* Lode RAISES SHIELDS, CAPTAIN
<Lode> $10d10
<Navi> Lode: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 5, 4, 4, 5, 9, 3, 1, 2 and 4. Total: 43. Successes: 4.
* Iyaruka_Aetashigo rolls for Deadly Strike
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> $1d4
<Navi> Iyaruka_Aetashigo: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 2. Total: 2.
<Charizard> "Alexander, I'm a love expert. I had 394 girlfriends before I met any of yous."
<Alexander> "I don't get your point'
<DM> *Your arrow single-handedly pierces straight through Lode's heart, pinning his heart to the red carpet as it stops beating. He falls over with the overconfident grin on his face as his own veil of flames sets his corpse on fire.*
<Lode> I... don't....
<Alexander> WHOAH O_O
* Lode dies.
<Lode> $removeme
<Navi> Lode has removed theirself from battle.
<Navi> ROUND 1: Serra (9), Kalem (7), Charizard (6), Alexander (6), Yuka (2), Iyaruka_Aetashigo (2) and Darte (0).
* Lode is now known as X__X
<Alexander> I JUST SAW SOME CRAYZY STUFF
<Charizard> "What just happened."
<Kalem> You! YOU KILLED MY BROTHER!
<Serra> OH MY!
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> $endturn
<Charizard> "Yay."
<Navi> Iyaruka_Aetashigo has ended their turn.
<Navi> ROUND 1: Serra (9), Kalem (7), Charizard (6), Alexander (6), Yuka (2), Iyaruka_Aetashigo (2) and Darte (0).
<Yuka> Good. He's the scum of the earth.
<DM> *Darte..... what is Darte doing in the turn order.*
* Orithan has kicked Darte from #zurpg (BOOT TO THE HEAD!)
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<Darte> $removeme
<Navi> Darte has removed theirself from battle.
<Navi> ROUND 2: Serra (9), Kalem (7), Charizard (6), Alexander (6), Yuka (2) and Iyaruka_Aetashigo (2).
<Serra> Nice one, Subordinate! (Serra's current nickname for Iyaruka.)
<Serra> I shall now deem you "3-13 Archer".
<Charizard> "Who's Darte?"
<DM> *For unknown reasons, the flames from Lode's corpse surround Kalem, bolstering all of his rolls by 3 dice.*
<Kalem> You... you shall all pay DEARLY... for the death of my brother....
* Kalem points his wand at Iyaruka_Aetashigo.
<Kalem> Especially YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU!
<Alexander> I won't pay
<Charizard> "Lel."
<DM> *I think someone's been marked this round.*
<Alexander> You will PAY ME
<DM> *10 minutes on planning phase!*
* Darte bails
* Darte has quit (Quit: Leaving)
<DM> *Waiting on Iyaruka_Aetashigo. 5 minutes on timer.*
<DM> $turns
<Navi> ROUND 2: Serra (9), Kalem (7), Charizard (6), Alexander (6), Yuka (2) and Iyaruka_Aetashigo (2).
<DM> * Serra takes a stab at Kelam with her Rapier Lance. (Roll Courage) | $9d10 | +3 Physical Damage
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<Serra> $9d10
<Navi> Serra: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 4, 3, 7, 3, 1, 2, 5 and 9. Total: 41. Successes: 4.
<Serra> ...wat
* Iyaruka_Aetashigo rerolls Serra
<Serra> $9d10
<Navi> Serra: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 5, 7, 7, 10, 6, 6, 2 and 7. Total: 51. Successes: 8.
<Serra> Get rekt
<Kalem> $9d10
<Navi> Kalem: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 2, 2, 5, 3, 3, 7, 9 and 1. Total: 37. Successes: 4.
* Kalem gets hit!
<Kalem> 8 - 4 = 4 + 3 - 3 = 4 damage
* Charizard highfives Serra for the first time?
* Kalem takes a rather painful stab from the lance, dropping down to 6 hearts.
* Serra deals 4 Damage, and defence breaks Kalem.
<Kalem> 6h, 2m | RAGE MODE (+3 Dice)
<DM> (remind me what defense break does again)
<Serra> EFFECT 1: When you successfully hit a target with a single target attack, target gets the Defense Break Affliction.
<Serra> Target's bonus Defense Dice are reduced to 0.
<Serra> DURATION: Defense Break lasts until the end of your turn one round later.
* Kalem drops from +5 defense dice to +0.
<Kalem> What?! MY DEFENSE!
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> DM has ended Serra's turn.
<Navi> ROUND 2: Serra (9), Kalem (7), Charizard (6), Alexander (6), Yuka (2) and Iyaruka_Aetashigo (2).
<Kalem> Grr, at the very least... YOU SHALL DIE, SINNER WHO KILLED MY BROTHER!
<DM> *Kelam focuses his wand and fires at Iyaruka_Aetashigo, channeling all of hatred and rage into the blast! (Roll Wisdom) | $17d10, Magical Damage
* Alexander has a bunch of extra hearts from this armor!
<Kalem> $17d10
<Navi> Kalem: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 6, 6, 7, 9, 8, 1, 5, 9, 7, 8, 6, 8, 1, 5, 2 and 9. Total: 101. Successes: 13.
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> $7d10
<Navi> Iyaruka_Aetashigo: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 1, 7, 4, 3, 10 and 9. Total: 37. Successes: 4.
<DM> (revenge strike much?)
<Kalem> $1d4
<Navi> Kalem: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 1. Total: 1.
* Iyaruka_Aetashigo blows up
* Kalem managers to get at least some degree of revenge.
<Kalem> Hah... hahahah.... AHAHAHAHAHAH!
<Charizard> "It was nice knowing Iyaruka_Aetashigo."
<Serra> Eh
<Serra> She'll be back next episode
* Iyaruka_Aetashigo is revived by a fairy
<Serra> Like we always do.
<Kalem> WHAT?!
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> ((?))
<Serra> ...or now.
<Kalem> WHAT IS THIS MAGIC?!
<Charizard> "Nevermind that Serra."
<Serra> ...Wait a moment
<Serra> Kalem
<Serra> You're telling me
<Serra> You've never stocked up on fairies before?
<Charizard> "Kalem doesn't believe in Fairy tales."
<DM> *Despite Iyaruka_Aetashigo apparently exploding from a wand blast, it seems her race does not know the meaning of death.*
<Kalem> Those are too rare in this land. How do you have them?!
<Serra> Simple
<Alexander> Magic.
<Serra> We're not native here, obviously
<Kalem> THIS IS BLASPHEMY!
<Serra> I came here on a vacation from war
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> DM has ended Kalem's turn.
<Serra> And look what happens
<Navi> ROUND 2: Serra (9), Kalem (7), Charizard (6), Alexander (6), Yuka (2) and Iyaruka_Aetashigo (2).
<Serra> another war.
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> 3h, 4m
<DM> <Charizard> Doran's Blade - Slash - Kelam (Courage $7d10) - "Second time's a charm." - Charizard 2014
<Charizard> "And somehow I just met everyone here."
<Charizard> $7d10
<Navi> Charizard: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 3, 7, 6, 3, 3 and 8. Total: 36. Successes: 4.
<Kalem> $4d10
<Navi> Kalem: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 1, 3 and 7. Total: 18. Successes: 2.
* Kalem is hit!
<Serra> WAIT
<Serra> Defence break though
<Serra> :x
<DM> (that is)
<Kalem> 4 - 2 = 2 - 3 = 0 damage still
<Serra> o-o
<Orithan> (but still not enough to deal damage)
<Charizard> "Noooooooo!"
<Serra> O_O
<DM> *Charizard manages to strike this time, but his blade is still too dull.*
<Serra> O________________O
<Orithan> (Hint: Stab)
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> DM has ended Charizard's turn.
<Navi> ROUND 2: Serra (9), Kalem (7), Charizard (6), Alexander (6), Yuka (2) and Iyaruka_Aetashigo (2).
<Serra> O______________________________________O
<DM> * Alexander uses Steel Sword's Slice on Kelam! (Roll courage) | $13d10, Physical Damage
<Serra> Okay, this HAS to get him
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> ((So one question, does Iyaruka_Aetashigo still get Defense Break Affliction despite the fact she died?))
<Serra> Take him down, Door Kicker!
<DM> (no)
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> ((Kay))
<Alexander> $13d10
<Navi> Alexander: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 7, 6, 7, 5, 8, 10, 3, 3, 9, 3, 10 and 2. Total: 82. Successes: 11.
<Kalem> $4d10
<Navi> Kalem: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 6, 10 and 4. Total: 27. Successes: 4.
<Orithan> (nope.avi)
<Kalem> 11 - 4 = 7 - 3 = 4 damage
* Serra 's eye twitches
<Alexander> *(nope.navi)
<DM> *Another slice, and it drops him down to 2 hearts. He's now kneeling on the ground, breathing heavily and bleeding quite a bit.*
<Charizard> "...qué."
<Kalem> 2h, 2m | Defense Break
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> DM has ended Alexander's turn.
<Navi> ROUND 2: Serra (9), Kalem (7), Charizard (6), Alexander (6), Yuka (2) and Iyaruka_Aetashigo (2).
<DM> *Yuka uses Heal Beam on Serra and then uses Double Bash on Kelam! (Roll Power x2) | $7d10 * 2, Physical Damage halved
<Yuka> Hey you! Take THIS!
<Yuka> $7d10
<Yuka> $7d10
<Navi> Yuka: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 10, 8, 7, 4, 3 and 8. Total: 44. Successes: 5.
<Navi> Yuka: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 9, 6, 3, 9, 7 and 6. Total: 48. Successes: 6.
<Kalem> $4d10
<Navi> Kalem: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 2, 6 and 6. Total: 21. Successes: 3.
<Alexander> which one is used?
<Kalem> $4d10
<Navi> Kalem: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 4, 3 and 10. Total: 18. Successes: 2.
* Kalem doesn't take damage from either cause caster armor.
<DM> (Serra, you recover 5 hearts from Heal Beam)
<Serra> YAY
<Serra> 6h 6m
<Yuka> Dangit!
* Yuka gets her magic back from each strike.
<Yuka> 5h, 4m | Guard | Covering Alexander
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> DM has ended Yuka's turn.
<Navi> ROUND 2: Serra (9), Kalem (7), Charizard (6), Alexander (6), Yuka (2) and Iyaruka_Aetashigo (2).
<DM> <Iyaruka_Aetashigo> fires a Metal Tipped Arrow at Kalem. Kalem rolls Courage, Iyaruka rolls $16d10 | If attack is successful, Kalem gets Defense Break Affliction and Iyaruka rolls for Deadly Strike. If unsuccessful, Iyaruka gets Defense Break Affliction instead.
<Kalem> Heh... heheh...... so...... you kill my brother..... and now you'll kill me......
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> ((Minus the redundant last sentence))
<DM> (lol)
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> $16d10
<Navi> Iyaruka_Aetashigo: You rolled 16 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 7, 2, 4, 8, 4, 10, 8, 6, 6, 5, 10, 8, 2, 6 and 8. Total: 100. Successes: 14.
<Kalem> $4d10
<Navi> Kalem: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 1, 6 and 7. Total: 20. Successes: 3.
* Iyaruka_Aetashigo rolls for Deadly Strike
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> $1d4
<Navi> Iyaruka_Aetashigo: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 3. Total: 3.
<DM> *Your arrow headshots Kalem, sending his body spiraling backwards, doing a double barrel roll before slamming flat on the ground.*
<Kalem> 0h.....
<Alexander> Can I loot him?
<DM> *Suddenly, a glow emanates from both Kalem's and Lode's corpses.*
<Serra> Seriously!
<Serra> 3013 Archer, much?!
<Serra> *3-13
<Alexander> Oh no
<Alexander> HE WILL PAY ME
<Alexander> ONE DAY
<Alexander> HE WILL!
<DM> *The two glowy things circle around the two corpses, and both are enveloped in a bright light, blinding all of you.*
<Serra> brb
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> ((Iyaruka can see in bright light, opposite of how Serikka can see in gloomy darkness.))
<DM> (5 minute break folks?)
<Charizard> (sure)
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> ((Welp))
<Alexander> (sure)
<DM> (upon return, thar be boss battle stage 2)
<Serra> .-.
<Serra> Stage 2?!
<Charizard> "Yay."
<Charizard> (back)
<Alexander> Oh hey
<Alexander> Charizard popped back into existence
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<Charizard> a
<Serra> > 3-13 Archer has officially left the battle
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<Serra> Who wants to bet we're dead?
* Charizard raises hand
<DM> oh yeah, everyone go ahead and get EXP/Rupees from first battle....
<DM> +15 EXP, +100 Rupees
<Charizard> If I die Alexander, tell Serra I never liked her. :(
<Serra> DM
<Serra> do we get
<DM> loot is later
<Serra> fully healed before this fight lol
<DM> nah
<DM> ^_^
<Serra> Well
<DM> kidding
<Serra> good thing I already was before it ended. lol
<DM> *The bright flash of light shockwaves throughout the room, fully restoring all of you to full hearts and magic. Ain't that nice?*
<DM> *Though.... if it healed all of you... what did it do to those two you just killed?*
<Alexander> ohnoes
<Alexander> I have to play mario with my ma :(
<DM> *The light subsides, and now- arghity frigity
* Charizard is now level 4
<Serra> "Alexander fled in terror, and Iyaruka just kinda disappeared"
<Charizard> "Oh no."
<Serra> Well, I guess it's up to us 2 to save the day, subordinate.
<DM> *I'm gonna continue the fight anyways, cause this quest really does need to finally end......
* DM drops Double Turn from the boss.
<Charizard> (i asked this a billion times but how do i get stat points again? lol)
<Serra> What about you, Yuka?
<Charizard> (leveling up)
<Charizard> (?)
<Yuka> I shall stay and help you fight...... whatever this is......
<Serra> (Everytime you level up, you gain 5 stat points.)
<DM> +5 stat poitns per level up
<Charizard> (nice)
<DM> +1 Reroll Point as well (should be denoted as rp)
<DM> *The light subsides, and now you see.... one person?*
<Alexander> gtg
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<DM> *He's wielding a large wand that feels like it has the force of a hammer. Surrounding the hammer are balls of fire and ice. He's also got a big frigin' Hylian Shield, and his armor seems to have taken the personalities of both the armors the other two were wearing. ..... is this guy a fusion-ha of Kalem and Lode?*
<Serra> Kalode?
<Serra> Kalodem?
<Charizard> "Whatever it is, it's fugly."
<Serra> Well, at least there's no more Nergal and Lyon ripoffs
<Charizard> "All the more reason to put an end to it."
<DM> *He speaks...
<Serra> Although, now we're in fanfic territory.
<Kalem> I am reborn.... as Malek!
* Kalem is now known as Malek
<Charizard> "What's a fanfic, Serra?"
<DM> (this entire game?)
<Serra> Something I tend to write in my spare time.
<Charizard> "Nice."
<Serra> (Serra seriously seems like the kind of character who would write a fanfic. lol)
<DM> here yo go folks - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-556-post-1290.html#pid1290
<Charizard> "Write a fanfic about me and you."
* Malek seems to have a double voice, resembling each of the original counterparts.
<Malek> You dare ignore me?!
<Charizard> "Oh, sorry."
<Serra> So let me get this straight
<Serra> All this buildup
<Serra> Saying Malek isn't even real
<Serra> And bam
<Serra> "hi"
<Serra> "im malek
<Serra> im the villain"
<Charizard> "Serra, this is so cliché."
<Charizard> "I hope your fanfics aren't this cliché."
<Malek> It's a plot device hiding within a cliche hiding behind a plotting device. ... no one saw it coming.
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<Malek> AND NOW, AFTER I GET RID OF YOU THREE... I SHALL CONTROL SARIA TOWN AND CONTROL NORTHERN HYRULE WITH MY ARMY!
<DM> *That's an army of old people. So old, the river guards can't swim, and one of them dived through a wall.*
<DM> *Drunk with power much?*
<Serra> Go home, Not-Lode and Kalem, you're drunk.
<Serra> Oh wait
<Serra> You are home!
<Serra> You live int he fragile gold castle
<Charizard> "If it's one thing I learned over the past hour of this entire adventure: you can never get rid of Serra."
<Serra> If you want to be an overlord so bad
<Malek> Grr....
<Serra> At least be more practical with your interior design
<Yuka> Wait, so I had a crush on half a scumbag?
<Charizard> "Yes."
<Malek> Yes, Yuka. Lode was a part of me..... all along.
<FireSeraphim> (@shane:We missed you man)
<Yuka> Sweet, twice the revenge! I'm cool with this.
<Malek> And triple the revenge for me, as I kill you three! HAVE AT YOU!
<Charizard> (I know, life gets kinda busy lol)
<DM> *Roll initiatives!*
<Malek> $init 1d14
<Navi> Malek: A battle is already in progress. You may join with $init join.
<Serra> How is murdering a sweet, innocent, rambunctious, and EVIL girl counting for revenge?
<DM> feraofreofoaer
<DM> $init r
<Navi> DM: The bot has been reset.
<Serra> $init 1d10
<Navi> Serra: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 4.
<FireSeraphim> (have you been keeping up with the recent events in ZURPG, my Dracula story arc is really beginning to heat up)
<Charizard> $init 1d10
<Navi> Charizard: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 9.
<Malek> $init 1d14
<Navi> Malek: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 6.
<Yuka> $init 1d8
<Navi> Yuka: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 2.
<DM> $init s
<Navi> The battle has begun!
<Navi> ROUND 1: Charizard (9), Malek (6), Serra (4) and Yuka (2).
<Charizard> (sadly, i havent been following up. i probably will after this.)
<DM> *Okay, it's only 3 vs. 1, we don't need planning/action phases. Just have fun.*
<Serra> I KNOW HOW TO BEAT HIM
<Malek> 25h, 10m
<Serra> We just have to hit him really hard.
<Yuka> 5h, 4m
<DM> *You hard hitter is kinda gone. Both of them.*
<Charizard> (8h, 4m)
<Charizard> (so do we just say what we're going to use/do here?)
<DM> *Da-da-ding! That flashy light from earlier has given you three a buff. +2 successes on all attacks!*
<DM> (yes)
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<DM> (Nevermind, one of your hard hitters has returned)
<DM> (... it was a ploy all along so that double turn would be dropped from the boss)
* Charizard uses Doran's Blade to stab ($9d10 courage)
<Charizard> $9d10
<Navi> Charizard: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 2, 2, 5, 7, 2, 6, 2 and 9. Total: 43. Successes: 5.
<Malek> $10d10
<Navi> Malek: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 1, 5, 5, 3, 9, 1, 2, 5 and 10. Total: 46. Successes: 7.
<Charizard> (YEP)
<DM> +2 successes
<DM> 7 vs. 7
<DM> ROLLOFF
<Charizard> $9d10
<Navi> Charizard: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 8, 6, 6, 9, 4, 5, 7 and 4. Total: 50. Successes: 6.
<Malek> Gah, infuriating light
<Malek> $10d10
<Navi> Malek: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 7, 5, 5, 9, 8, 2, 3, 8 and 9. Total: 59. Successes: 7.
<Fireblast124> ((What did I miss))
<DM> *Your stab HITS!*
<Charizard> (You missed a plot twist)
<DM> (the two corpses fusion-ha'd into Malek)
<Orithan> (and siphons 2 Hearts)
<Charizard> (^)
<Charizard> (time to endturn?)
<DM> *Your stab deals no damage, but you siphon 2 hearts, so...
<Fireblast124> $turns
<Navi> ROUND 1: Charizard (9), Malek (6), Serra (4) and Yuka (2).
<Malek> 23h, 10m
<Malek> Gah!
<DM> (yeah)
<Charizard> $endturn
<Navi> Charizard has ended their turn.
<Navi> ROUND 1: Charizard (9), Malek (6), Serra (4) and Yuka (2).
* Malek casts Veil of Frosty Flames on himself as an Extra Support Spell.
* Malek then uses his Smash Wand to fire Crippling Sweep... which is totally supposed to say vs. Wisdom actually
<DM> (and given this wand is a drop, I'm making that quick change now)
<DM> (fixzed, refresh)
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* Malek fires the Crippling Sweep at Yuka, Charizard and Serra! (Roll Wisdom), Magical Damage Halved + 2 neutral damage + Effects
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> $init j
<Navi> Iyaruka_Aetashigo has entered the fray.
<Serra> $9d10
<Navi> Serra: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 8, 9, 10, 5, 10, 2, 9 and 10. Total: 66. Successes: 10.
<Malek> $12d10
<Navi> Malek: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 2, 7, 3, 8, 3, 10, 6, 7, 5, 1 and 1. Total: 58. Successes: 8.
<DM> *Serra actually manages to dodge this!*
<Serra> Ahahahahahaha!
<Charizard> $9d10
<Navi> Charizard: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 8, 6, 1, 7, 4, 6, 2 and 6. Total: 44. Successes: 5.
<DM> *Iyaruka does not get the bonuses from the light and is therefore not healed to max and doesn't get +2 successes on all attacks.*
<Serra> For such a big boss, you sure can't hit hard!
<Yuka> $14d10
<Navi> Yuka: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 6, 3, 2, 5, 10, 4, 7, 7, 6, 1, 8, 1 and 4. Total: 72. Successes: 9.
<Charizard> "Oh no! ;-;"
* Yuka is hit!
<Yuka> 10 - 9 = 1 - 1 = 0 + 2 neutral = 2 damage
<Yuka> 3h, 2m
* Yuka receives some frosty burning ow.
<DM> vs. Charizard... what's your armor?
<Charizard> (Dragonhide Tunic)
<DM> 10 - 5 = 5/2 = 2.5 rounded = 3 - 2 + 2 = 3 damage
<Charizard> 6h, 4m (;-;)
<DM> *Charizard and Yuka receive the Frosted Affliction, a stack of Defense Down, and are Crippled.*
<DM> nutshell, -1 Defense Dice, can't move (melee attacks unusable), all bonuses disabled, and next fire attack that hits you hurts more
<Yuka> 3h, 2m | Frosted | Defense Down x1 | Crippled
<Yuka> Argh!
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> $turns
<Navi> ROUND 1: Charizard (9), Malek (6), Serra (4), Yuka (2) and Iyaruka_Aetashigo (0).
<Charizard> (in other words, i'm useless ;-;)
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> DM has ended Malek's turn.
<Navi> ROUND 1: Charizard (9), Malek (6), Serra (4), Yuka (2) and Iyaruka_Aetashigo (0).
<DM> * Serra takes a stab at Malek with her Rapier Lance. (Roll Courage) | $9d10 | +3 Physical Damage
<Serra> $9d10
<Navi> Serra: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 2, 3, 4, 1, 6, 1, 4 and 4. Total: 26. Successes: 1.
<Malek> Oh, don't tell me this is all you have?
<Charizard> (i have spells. me wizard.)
<Serra> ..
<Malek> $10d10
<Serra> ..
<Navi> Malek: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 1, 8, 10, 1, 7, 4, 5, 5 and 1. Total: 46. Successes: 6.
<Serra> .
<Serra> .
<Serra> .
<Serra> .
<Serra> .
* Malek COUNTERATTACKS Serra!
<Serra> SUBORDINATE
<Serra> REROLL ME
<Serra> AHHHHHHHHH
* Serra is addressing Charizard
<Malek> Allow me to give you a small gift for you incompetance...
<Charizard> I have a reroll point.
<Charizard> ""*
* Malek uses Punch on Serra! (Roll Power) | $7d10, Physical Damage Halved
<Serra> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFf
<Charizard> (so wait, i can give rerolls to others)
<Malek> $7d10
<Navi> Malek: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 9, 1, 6, 9, 7 and 1. Total: 42. Successes: 5.
<Serra> (YES)
<DM> (once per turn, you can fire a reroll at anyone)
* Charizard gives this reroll to Serra
<Serra> $9d10
<Navi> Serra: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 10, 4, 5, 2, 10, 6, 5 and 1. Total: 51. Successes: 8.
* Malek is suddenly thrown back in time.
<Malek> WHAT THE FFFFFFFFF
<DM> +2 successes
<Charizard> "You can thank your dear hero later Serra."
<DM> 10 - 6 = 4 + 3 - 3 = 4 damage..... and if I'm correct, Defense Break
<Serra> Excellent!
<DM> *Serra, Veil of Frosty Flames causes 1 burn damage to you for melee attacking him.*
<Serra> I shall give you the title of "Reroll Saver"
<Malek> WHAT IS THIS MAGIC?!
<Serra> 5h
<Serra> 6m
<Malek> 19h, 7m | Defense Down
<Malek> errr
<Malek> 19h, 7m | Defense Break
<Malek> Grr...
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> DM has ended Serra's turn.
<Navi> ROUND 1: Charizard (9), Malek (6), Serra (4), Yuka (2) and Iyaruka_Aetashigo (0).
<Yuka> 3h, 2m | Frosted | Defense Down x1 | Crippled
<Yuka> Who should I protect?
* Yuka casts Guard on herself.
<Serra> And my analysis is complete on Yuka.
<Serra> She now has the title of "Greedy Bafoon"
* Yuka goes and protects... Serra, for landing that epic rerolled hit.
* Yuka uses Cover on Serra.
<Charizard> "You could of protected me. <\3"
<Serra> I take that bad
<Yuka> 3h, 2m | Frosted | Defense Down x1 | Crippled | Guard
<Yuka> Nyahhh!
<Serra> "Respectful Bafoon"
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> DM has ended Yuka's turn.
<Navi> ROUND 1: Charizard (9), Malek (6), Serra (4), Yuka (2) and Iyaruka_Aetashigo (0).
<Serra> *back
<DM> *Meanwhile, in 3 hearts Iyaruka_Aetashigo land....
<Serra> (BUT DM)
<Serra> (FULL RESTORE)
* Yuka has quit (Connection reset by peer)
<DM> *She dodged it via quitting.*
* X__X has quit (Quit: Leaving)
<DM> (INTERNET, COME BACK)
* Yuka (~WindStrik@24.246.165.68) has joined #zurpg
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> ((Besides, Iyaruka is pretty OP in the first place))
<Charizard> "Welcome back Yuka."
<DM> (anyhow, attack away)
<Yuka> What... what happened?
<Yuka> It felt like I blanked out of existence for a moment
<Charizard> "You pinged."
<Charizard> "Er, peer resetted your connection with reality."
<Yuka> ... I'm going to just go back to defending.
<Charizard> "Okay."
<DM> * Iyaruka_Aetashigo fires a Metal Tipped Arrow at Malek. Malek rolls Courage, Iyaruka rolls $16d10 | If attack is successful, Malek gets Defense Break Affliction and Iyaruka rolls for Deadly Strike.
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> $16d10
<Navi> Iyaruka_Aetashigo: You rolled 16 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 5, 5, 10, 5, 3, 1, 4, 5, 2, 6, 6, 10, 10, 9 and 10. Total: 101. Successes: 17.
<Orithan> O_O
* Malek is already defense broken you haxorz rolling........
<DM> okay, how do you keep doing that
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> ((Holy lucksack))
<Malek> $7d10
<Navi> Malek: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 5, 10, 6, 6, 5 and 5. Total: 38. Successes: 7.
* Malek is hit by the arrow!
<Orithan> (Higher than a 100% success rate)
* Iyaruka_Aetashigo rolls for Deadly Strike
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> $1d4
<Navi> Iyaruka_Aetashigo: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 3. Total: 3.
<DM> awwwwww
<Malek> 17 - 7 = 10 - 3 = 7 damage
* Malek takes a painful hit from the arrow...... BUT HE STILL HOLDS STRONG, SUCKERS!
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> $endturn
<Navi> Iyaruka_Aetashigo has ended their turn.
<Malek> As if that would really kill me twice!
<Navi> ROUND 2: Charizard (9), Malek (6), Serra (4), Yuka (2) and Iyaruka_Aetashigo (0).
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> Hey, I am pretty dumb, so be glad you got to kill me
<Malek> 12h, 7m | Defense Break | Veil of Frosty Flames
<Malek> And I shall kill you again!
<DM> (just curious, what else do you have Charizard?
<Charizard> (PSI Flare... that's all lol)
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> Okay
<DM> (oh, you can switch to bow and fire an arrow)
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> Not like I care about life anyway
<Charizard> Oh sure.
<DM> (you're immobilized, but you can still fire ranged attacks)
<DM> (holy crap, that's as strong as OP girl's attack)
* Charizard fires an arrow! (Courage $14d10)
<Charizard> $14d10
<Navi> Charizard: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 4, 9, 4, 7, 5, 5, 2, 10, 9, 4, 1, 6 and 5. Total: 79. Successes: 10.
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> ((A))
<DM> +2 dice from dragonhide armor, ya know
<DM> +2 successes from epic light
<Charizard> oh
<DM> (so add $2d10)
<Charizard> $2d10
<Navi> Charizard: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1 and 5. Total: 6. Successes: 1.
<Malek> $7d10
<Navi> Malek: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 5, 2, 9, 4, 6 and 4. Total: 37. Successes: 4.
<Malek> 13 - 4 = 9 - 3 = 6 damage
<Malek> Grr, you shall all PAY for your little-
* Malek gets arrowed again..... in the knee.
<Malek> GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<Charizard> "Yay."
<Malek> 6h, 7m | Defense Break | Veil of Frosty Flames
<Charizard> $endturn
<Navi> Charizard has ended their turn.
<Navi> ROUND 2: Charizard (9), Malek (6), Serra (4), Yuka (2) and Iyaruka_Aetashigo (0).
<Serra> Say, Malek?
* Malek casts Healing Flames on himself, getting rid of Defense Break and healing 5 hearts.
<Serra> OH
<Malek> 11h, 7m | Veil of Frosty Flames
<Serra> Ahahaha
<Malek> Now.... TAKE THIS!
<Serra> Wait
<Serra> SECOND ACTION?!
<DM> so yeah... support spells....
<Charizard> "Well crap."
<DM> you can cast one extra support spell in addition to your main action
<DM> that's been in the game from the start
<Serra> ffffffffff
<Serra> And here I thought my strategy was going to work
* Malek fires a Whack Blast at Charizard, Serra, Yuka and Iyaruka_Aetashigo! (Roll Power) | $14d10, -2 Physical Damage, +2 Neutral Damage, + Effects
<Malek> $14d10
<Navi> Malek: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 2, 1, 6, 8, 8, 1, 4, 3, 2, 4, 5, 1 and 10. Total: 64. Successes: 7.
<DM> (brb real fast)
<Malek> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> $8d10
<Navi> Iyaruka_Aetashigo: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 5, 3, 2, 1, 3, 10 and 7. Total: 38. Successes: 5.
<Charizard> (Wait, since the Bow is two handed, does this mean I have no shield? :_:)
<DM> (YEP)
<Serra> $4d10
<Navi> Serra: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 2, 10 and 3. Total: 16. Successes: 2.
<Serra> ffffffffffffffff
<Charizard> $5d10
<Navi> Charizard: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 5, 10, 6 and 4. Total: 33. Successes: 5.
* Serra rerolls self
<Serra> $4d10
<Navi> Serra: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 9, 2 and 5. Total: 17. Successes: 2.
<Yuka> $5d10
<Navi> Yuka: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 8, 4, 2 and 6. Total: 29. Successes: 3.
<Serra> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
* Iyaruka_Aetashigo attempts to reroll self
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> $8d10
<Navi> Iyaruka_Aetashigo: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 9, 4, 7, 2, 6, 8 and 4. Total: 41. Successes: 4.
<Orithan> (Is that a party wipe?)
<Serra> ;~;
<Serra> (WHY IS THIS LITERALLY ALL MY HP.)
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> ((If it is, then Congratulations, DM, you nuked the entire party with your dumb human instincts))
<Charizard> (i have fairy. but something tells me that won't save me. ;-;)
<Orithan> (Iyaruka should at least suevive)
<DM> (uhh, who's got fairies?)
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> ((With only 3 hearts? Nope))
<Orithan> (The attack should hit for just 1 damage)
<Serra> (I have a red potion, nothing else.)
<DM> okay, so...
<Charizard> (i think i still have this one unused fairy)
<Orithan> (on Iuaruka)
<Serra> “Owww! This can't be happening! Why me!?”
<Serra> “I... I'm going to excuse myself for a moment. I'll see you later.”
<Orithan> (Health calcs?)
<DM> vs. Charizard, 7 - 5 = 2 -2 + 2 = 2 damage +
* Serra withdraws
<Serra> 0h
<Serra> $removeme
<Navi> Serra has removed theirself from battle.
<Navi> ROUND 2: Charizard (9), Malek (6), Yuka (2) and Iyaruka_Aetashigo (0).
<DM> vs. Iyaruka_Aetashigo, 7 - 5 = 2 + 2 - armor + Effects
Sephiroth Serra
<Charizard> 4h(?), 4m (;-;)
<DM> vs. Serra, dead
<Orithan> (Shane can survive)
<DM> vs. Yuka...
<Charizard> (6 - 2 = 4, so yep, 4)
* Yuka gets floored by the attack as her body slams against the wall in the back in a broken heap.
<Yuka> $removeme
<Navi> Yuka has removed theirself from battle.
<Navi> ROUND 2: Charizard (9), Malek (6) and Iyaruka_Aetashigo (0).
* Serra spectates the battle, with her lack of strength.
<Malek> Woops! Killed one that loved me.
<Malek> 11h, 8m | Veil of Frosty Flames
<Malek> $endturn
<Navi> Malek has ended their turn.
<Navi> ROUND 2: Charizard (9), Malek (6) and Iyaruka_Aetashigo (0).
<DM> (annnnd effects don't happen cause I forgot to copy+pasta them)
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> ((Let's see))
<DM> (I think you have 1 heart left)
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> ((2 + 2 = 4 - 1 (armor) = 3))
<DM> (screw it, you have 1 heart left)
<Charizard> "Rest in peace in peace Serra."
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> 1h, 4m
<Malek> Ahh, have I wittled you all down enough?
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> ((Do I send in an action))
<Charizard> "Nope."
<DM> (nah, just state it)
* Iyaruka_Aetashigo fires a Metal Tipped Arrow at Malek. Malek rolls Courage, Iyaruka rolls $16d10 | If attack is successful, Malek gets Defense Break Affliction and Iyaruka rolls for Deadly Strike.
* Malek has his defense back!
<Charizard> (so question, are arrows limited, or)
<DM> (unlimited)
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> $16d10
<Navi> Iyaruka_Aetashigo: You rolled 16 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 5, 9, 3, 7, 7, 9, 1, 6, 7, 5, 8, 9, 3, 2 and 6. Total: 96. Successes: 12.
<Charizard> (yay, let's spam arrows)
<Malek> $10d10
<Navi> Malek: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 3, 6, 4, 8, 7, 9, 10, 4 and 3. Total: 64. Successes: 8.
* Iyaruka_Aetashigo rolls for Deadly Strika
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> $1d4
<Navi> Iyaruka_Aetashigo: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 1. Total: 1.
* DM throws a free reroll at that.
<DM> (deadly strike)
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> $1d4
<Navi> Iyaruka_Aetashigo: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 1. Total: 1.
<DM> *The light from the corpses moves towards the remainder guys left.
<DM> *Charizard, you're now at +4 successes on attack, and Iyaruka_Aetashigo, you've got +2 successes.*
<Malek> 14 - 8 = 6 -3  = 3 damage, + Defense Break
<Malek> Will you stop hitting me with those darned arrows?!
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> No.
<Malek> 8h, 8m | Veil of Frosty Flames | Defense Break
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> $endturn
<Navi> Iyaruka_Aetashigo has ended their turn.
<Navi> ROUND 3: Charizard (9), Malek (6) and Iyaruka_Aetashigo (0).
<DM> *Charizard, you're no longer crippled by the way.*
* Charizard IS FIRING HIS LAZ-ARROW (courage $14d10 + $2d10 so, $16d10, right?)
<DM> yep
<DM> +4 successes
<Charizard> $16d10
<Navi> Charizard: You rolled 16 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 6, 7, 6, 5, 5, 4, 4, 7, 3, 6, 3, 1, 9, 3 and 8. Total: 84. Successes: 10.
* Malek has Defense Break, grr!
<Malek> $7d10
<Navi> Malek: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 4, 4, 5, 9, 7 and 3. Total: 36. Successes: 3.
<DM> HEYOOOOOOO
<Malek> You fools, you cannot kill me, for.....
<Malek> 14 - 3 = 11 - 3 = 8 damage
<Charizard> "Yaaaay!"
<Charizard> $endturn
<DM> *The lazarfied arrow plunks him directly in between his eyes.*
<Navi> Charizard has ended their turn.
<Navi> ROUND 3: Charizard (9), Malek (6) and Iyaruka_Aetashigo (0).
<DM> THUNK!
<Malek> ... oh.... that's more painful than I thought.
* Malek falls over backwards and explodes.
<Malek> $removeme
<Navi> Malek has removed theirself from battle.
<Navi> ROUND 3: Charizard (9) and Iyaruka_Aetashigo (0).
* Malek is now known as X_X
<DM> $init r
<Navi> DM: The bot has been reset.
<DM> *Serra and Yuka are revived to 1 Heart each.*
* Serra carries the almost sorta dead Yuka on her back.
<Charizard> "I did good."
* Yuka miraculously rises from having a broken body.
<Yuka> What... happened?
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> Me happened
<Charizard> "I killed your crush. Sorry."
<DM> [???]: "No, I happened.*
<Serra> My subordinates destroyed him.
<Charizard> "I have a name, Serra."
<Serra> Oh right
<Charizard> "And you owe me one for giving you a reroll... Whatever that is."
<DM> *A strange man in white robes, carrying a staff, wanders in from the entrance. He's got yellow glowy eyes. Iyaruka_Aetashigo, you remember this dude apparently going through the front entrance and solo-ing everyone.*
<Serra> Good job, Nameless Subordinate #289
<Serra> Nah
<Serra> Thanks, Charizard.
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> Hi there... Uh... Priest?
* X_X is now known as StrangeMan
<Charizard> "No problem. Nice job falling in battle by the way."
<Yuka> What... wait, you were the one that came in through the front....
* Yuka gets off Serra's back and walks over to the white robed man.
<Yuka> You're a little late, we already-
<DM> *At that point, the strange man raises his staff to Yuka. She pauses completely, and a moment later, her eyes become a glowy yellow.*
<StrangeMan> This shall work.
* Serra sneaks off for a couple minutes.
<StrangeMan> I ask that all of you submit yourselves and come with me.
<Charizard> "W-where did Serra go?"
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> Does this mean that I am going to die for the third time
<Charizard> "Maybe."
* Serra comes back, in her normal clothing, seeing as how she predicts there's no more battles. http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131201042924/fireemblem/images/d/db/Serra.jpg
<StrangeMan> If you do not, I will have your own partner beat you all to death.
* Yuka steps forward, guarding the strange man and raising her shields against all of you.
* Iyaruka_Aetashigo just follows StrangeMan
<Serra> Fine, Not-Athos, we'll go with you.
<Charizard> "Okay. What they said."
<DM> (huh, figured you'd all suicide against him for the heck of it..... OKAY)
<DM> (by the way, +25 EXP from second fight and +200 Rupees)
* StrangeMan hovers his staff over the entrance door...... I mean doorway.
<DM> *The doorway turns into a bright door of light.*
<StrangeMan> Enter that.
* Alex (635ad96f@ircip4.mibbit.com) has joined #zurpg
<Alex> Oi!! D:
* Iyaruka_Aetashigo enters the enter
<Alex> What have I missed :(?
<DM> *Alexander randomly teleports in to find boss stage 2 dead.*
* Alex is now known as Alexander
<Alexander> Me and my mom played Super Mario 3D World
* DM gives Alexander 25 EXP and 200 Rupees.
* StrangeMan stands before you, wearing white robes.
* Alexander did I lo0t Kalem?
* Orithan seals that last Alexander line behind the fourth wall
<StrangeMan> What... is "Super Mario 3D World", and where did you come from?
<DM> (nah, you just got the EXP/Rupees from Malek)
<Alexander> (Damn..)
<Alexander> Well
* Charizard goes up to Level 5, and gets even more money
<Alexander> It's something magical
<Alexander> And I used magic to appear
<Alexander> ... Don't question it.
<DM> (fyi, for anyone that hits Level 5, you gain another Affinity Level, so upgrade your current one or grab another one)
<Charizard> "I won't question your strangeness, Alexander."
<Charizard> "After all, we're dealing with a StrangeMan."
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> ((I already a leveled uo))
<StrangeMan> Enter that door of light over there or else I'll have your partner here smash you.
* Yuka raises her shields at StrangeMan's command and aims them at Alexander.
<Alexander> (can you link me to my profile?)
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> ((What if I already did enter the door))
<DM> (you have, the rest haven't)
* Charizard enters after saying "Looks like Alexander's crush has something against him now."
<DM> (HEYOOOOOO)
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> ((Owned))
<Alexander> 'Iam2gud4allum8s!!!!!'
<Serra> Ahahahahahahahahha
<Serra> So
<Serra> What is it, old man?
<StrangeMan> Enter.
* StrangeMan is actually middle-aged.
<Serra> You're awfully blunt
* Serra enters
* StrangeMan aims his staff at Alexander.
<StrangeMan> You. Get in.
<Alexander> Uh.. okay
<DM> (GET THE CAR, PACK THE KIDS)
* Alexander gets in
<DM> *You all enter the door of light...... and all of you take 10 burn damage, thus killing all of you... just kidding. Though it does knock all of you out...*
<DM> *You hear the StrangeMan's voice behind you...*
<DM> *... despite the fact you're knocked out.*
<Serra> I shouldn't have...unequiped my things.
<StrangeMan> A new set of recruits for the Followers of Wisdom. They shall be an excellent addition to our army.
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> ((Does Iyaruka's see-in-light affect anything))
<DM> *You specifically manage to see a bunch of men in white robes, all appearing to be chanting, but all you can hear is StrangeMan's voice.*
<Charizard> "I blame Serra for this." *knocked out*
<DM> *... despite being knocked out.*
<StrangeMan> Yes. ... yes. They shall be a worthy frontline to the other two we picked up....
<Alexander> *whispers* 'I know what to do, I can defeat them from the inside-out' *done whispering*
<StrangeMan> Hyrule Castle will soon be ours. It is only a matter of time now...
<Alexander> Oi! I understand your feelings for 'cleansing the world of the un-clean'
<DM> *You all black out officially.... and then see a familiar setting....*
<DM> -=LOADING=-
<DM> -=LOADING=-
<DM> -=QUEST END=-