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  8. So, I looked at a bunch of houses,
  9. and I think I've found the best one.
  10.  
  11. 2
  12. 00:00:35,285 --> 00:00:37,245
  13. It's perfect. I'm gonna send you the link.
  14.  
  15. 3
  16. 00:00:37,370 --> 00:00:39,122
  17. And then,
  18. we should just go ahead and get it
  19.  
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  22. 'cause it's the best one.
  23.  
  24. 5
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  26. Abby, the house looks amazing,
  27.  
  28. 6
  29. 00:00:42,292 --> 00:00:43,960
  30. and the thought of a trip is exciting,
  31.  
  32. 7
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  34. but turning 50 is so not a big deal to me.
  35.  
  36. 8
  37. 00:00:47,672 --> 00:00:50,467
  38. I had a patient this week
  39. who is in knots about turning 40.
  40.  
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  42. 00:00:50,759 --> 00:00:53,803
  43. The feedback I offered her,
  44. as corny as it sounds, is:
  45.  
  46. 10
  47. 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:55,889
  48. "Age is truly just a number."
  49.  
  50. 11
  51. 00:00:56,014 --> 00:00:58,266
  52. I mean,
  53. you're only as old as you feel, right?
  54.  
  55. 12
  56. 00:00:58,349 --> 00:00:59,601
  57. Why stress about it?
  58.  
  59. 13
  60. 00:01:00,477 --> 00:01:01,394
  61. Fuck, that's hot!
  62.  
  63. 14
  64. 00:01:01,644 --> 00:01:02,771
  65. I always love Hawaii.
  66.  
  67. 15
  68. 00:01:02,854 --> 00:01:05,231
  69. You know what?
  70. I catered Jack Johnson's birthday party,
  71.  
  72. 16
  73. 00:01:05,315 --> 00:01:06,691
  74. and he said I could use
  75. his beach house there.
  76.  
  77. 17
  78. 00:01:06,775 --> 00:01:08,777
  79. Okay, here are my top picks: Napa...
  80.  
  81. 18
  82. 00:01:09,527 --> 00:01:11,404
  83. a resort in Arizona, or Napa.
  84.  
  85. 19
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  87. Well, all I can say
  88. is thank God you're planning this,
  89.  
  90. 20
  91. 00:01:13,948 --> 00:01:17,368
  92. 'cause you know Brian is not
  93. gonna do shit for her 50th.
  94.  
  95. 21
  96. 00:01:17,452 --> 00:01:19,829
  97. You know Brian would just take her
  98. to Macaroni Grill,
  99.  
  100. 22
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  102. and then she'd have to drive home
  103. because he had too much to drink.
  104.  
  105. 23
  106. 00:01:23,124 --> 00:01:24,209
  107. Fucking Brian.
  108.  
  109. 24
  110. 00:01:24,501 --> 00:01:26,461
  111. Oh, my God, this trip sounds so fun.
  112.  
  113. 25
  114. 00:01:26,544 --> 00:01:28,213
  115. And it's so great
  116. everyone can get together.
  117.  
  118. 26
  119. 00:01:28,463 --> 00:01:30,465
  120. -You're coming, right?
  121. -No.
  122.  
  123. 27
  124. 00:01:30,799 --> 00:01:33,384
  125. Mama needs to rock out with her cock out.
  126.  
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  128. 00:01:33,843 --> 00:01:37,222
  129. Also, Mama needs to stop referring
  130. to herself in the third person.
  131.  
  132. 29
  133. 00:01:37,514 --> 00:01:39,516
  134. And maybe ease up on the cock drops.
  135.  
  136. 30
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  138. I just want this to feel
  139. like a regular vacation.
  140.  
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  142. 00:01:42,185 --> 00:01:44,521
  143. You know, like... just sit around, talk
  144.  
  145. 32
  146. 00:01:44,604 --> 00:01:46,981
  147. and drink wine and laugh
  148. and... wear muumuus...
  149.  
  150. 33
  151. 00:01:47,065 --> 00:01:49,943
  152. And just somewhere in there,
  153. I'll just kind of slide into 50.
  154.  
  155. 34
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  157. You know,
  158. I just want it to be super chill,
  159.  
  160. 35
  161. 00:01:52,278 --> 00:01:53,696
  162. -no big deal--
  163. -Die!
  164.  
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  167. Brian, could you turn that down?
  168.  
  169. 37
  170. 00:01:56,241 --> 00:01:59,202
  171. No, I'm sorry, Rebecca,
  172. but it is officially a big deal.
  173.  
  174. 38
  175. 00:01:59,285 --> 00:02:01,371
  176. It's your half-centennial.
  177.  
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  180. I'm not gonna let this go by
  181. without doing something big.
  182.  
  183. 40
  184. 00:02:03,748 --> 00:02:06,501
  185. Okay... I'm gonna cut my bangs.
  186.  
  187. 41
  188. 00:02:06,584 --> 00:02:09,587
  189. I really wanna make this work.
  190. Honestly, I'm just so grateful
  191.  
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  194. that you guys still want me to come
  195. after I bailed on the last one.
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  199. God, it's just, like, the flying
  200. and that random house, you know?
  201.  
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  204. It just, like, gives me anxiety.
  205.  
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  207. 00:02:18,221 --> 00:02:20,682
  208. Other people's bathrooms... Oh, God!
  209.  
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  211. 00:02:21,516 --> 00:02:22,600
  212. Weird bedspreads...
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  215. 00:02:22,684 --> 00:02:24,727
  216. You... do still want me to come, right?
  217.  
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  219. 00:02:25,019 --> 00:02:27,522
  220. Wall-to-wall carpeting, the remote...
  221.  
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  223. 00:02:28,273 --> 00:02:30,275
  224. You know what?
  225. I wish I'd never seen that Dateline
  226.  
  227. 50
  228. 00:02:30,358 --> 00:02:32,402
  229. with the blacklight
  230. where they showed where the semen was.
  231.  
  232. 51
  233. 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:35,905
  234. Is a flower in the hair too much
  235. for solo dining?
  236.  
  237. 52
  238. 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:38,241
  239. I need to get out
  240. and take my new knees for a spin.
  241.  
  242. 53
  243. 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:41,286
  244. Val, yes, work those new knees!
  245.  
  246. 54
  247. 00:02:41,369 --> 00:02:43,621
  248. -Out!
  249. -I just wanna meet a nice lady
  250.  
  251. 55
  252. 00:02:43,705 --> 00:02:47,167
  253. and I wanna make out for a while
  254. and then spoon a little bit...
  255.  
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  257. 00:02:47,917 --> 00:02:51,713
  258. And then that spooning can turn
  259. into a real spirited sixty-nining.
  260.  
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  263. Have you ever tried a position
  264. called the 1,000?
  265.  
  266. 58
  267. 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:55,216
  268. It's a sexy one.
  269.  
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  272. It's when 1,000 kids are in your bed,
  273.  
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  276. and the only touch you feel
  277. is a tiny sweaty foot to the back.
  278.  
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  281. Speaking of sexy,
  282. I share my bed with a CPAP machine.
  283.  
  284. 62
  285. 00:03:04,601 --> 00:03:05,560
  286. Things we say now.
  287.  
  288. 63
  289. 00:03:06,227 --> 00:03:09,898
  290. I'm in H&M trying on some party clothes.
  291.  
  292. 64
  293. 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:13,026
  294. I can't wait to see you guys
  295. and pinch all your butts...
  296.  
  297. 65
  298. 00:03:13,109 --> 00:03:13,985
  299. with consent.
  300.  
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  303. See you soon!
  304.  
  305. 67
  306. 00:03:15,403 --> 00:03:17,739
  307. And, well, you know,
  308. we'll figure out money when we get there.
  309.  
  310. 68
  311. 00:03:18,156 --> 00:03:19,657
  312. Keep it in your pants till I see you.
  313.  
  314. 69
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  316. Bye, I love you!
  317.  
  318. 70
  319. 00:03:21,576 --> 00:03:23,077
  320. -What?
  321. -No, I'm on the phone.
  322.  
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  325. Bye, and remember,
  326. don't make this a big deal.
  327.  
  328. 72
  329. 00:03:24,621 --> 00:03:27,415
  330. -I just told my driver that I loved him.
  331. -Somebody hang up.
  332.  
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  335. All right, love you, guys, too. Bye!
  336.  
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  338. 00:03:30,126 --> 00:03:31,461
  339. Still not sure I'm coming.
  340.  
  341. 75
  342. 00:04:08,539 --> 00:04:09,374
  343. Okay.
  344.  
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  346. 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:11,417
  347. Here we are.
  348.  
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  350. 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:13,253
  351. I hope it's perfect.
  352.  
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  355. I don't know,
  356. it had very good reviews online.
  357.  
  358. 79
  359. 00:04:17,715 --> 00:04:21,302
  360. And let me tell you something,
  361. I had to wade through a lot of shitboxes.
  362.  
  363. 80
  364. 00:04:21,427 --> 00:04:23,054
  365. But this one is supposed to be good.
  366.  
  367. 81
  368. 00:04:23,137 --> 00:04:24,806
  369. And it's supposed to have a pool.
  370.  
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  372. 00:04:24,889 --> 00:04:26,015
  373. Does anybody see a pool?
  374.  
  375. 83
  376. 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:29,102
  377. Oh, it is just stunning!
  378. It's just so perfect.
  379.  
  380. 84
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  382. -Just release all that worry.
  383. -Or swallow it?
  384.  
  385. 85
  386. 00:04:33,648 --> 00:04:35,108
  387. Okay, shall we?
  388.  
  389. 86
  390. 00:04:35,525 --> 00:04:36,693
  391. Edible flowers!
  392.  
  393. 87
  394. 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:38,111
  395. I see that.
  396.  
  397. 88
  398. 00:04:38,194 --> 00:04:40,613
  399. -Oh, my God.
  400. -How do you know they're edible?
  401.  
  402. 89
  403. 00:04:40,822 --> 00:04:42,073
  404. What? These are edible.
  405.  
  406. 90
  407. 00:04:42,156 --> 00:04:44,617
  408. You wanna be the protector
  409. and the caretaker and everything,
  410.  
  411. 91
  412. 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:46,911
  413. but... just let her deal with it.
  414.  
  415. 92
  416. 00:04:46,995 --> 00:04:50,456
  417. -What the hell is she doing?
  418. -Cannot let a stranger stay a stranger.
  419.  
  420. 93
  421. 00:04:50,540 --> 00:04:52,875
  422. ...you wanna take care of them,
  423. and you wanna be the hero,
  424.  
  425. 94
  426. 00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:54,877
  427. but sometimes you gotta back off,
  428.  
  429. 95
  430. 00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:56,796
  431. let someone else in the family do it,
  432. you know?
  433.  
  434. 96
  435. 00:04:56,879 --> 00:04:58,965
  436. She's probably gonna invite him
  437. to join us on the trip.
  438.  
  439. 97
  440. 00:04:59,048 --> 00:05:01,676
  441. -Not, that that would be a bad--
  442. -No, yeah, it would.
  443.  
  444. 98
  445. 00:05:01,759 --> 00:05:03,261
  446. You take care of yourself.
  447.  
  448. 99
  449. 00:05:04,554 --> 00:05:07,890
  450. And I really hope that your sister
  451. is able to move your mom's grave.
  452.  
  453. 100
  454. 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:10,310
  455. And I'm gonna try the manicotti recipe.
  456. Thanks.
  457.  
  458. 101
  459. 00:05:11,352 --> 00:05:12,186
  460. Ready?
  461.  
  462. 102
  463. 00:05:12,395 --> 00:05:14,439
  464. -To Rebecca!
  465. -To Rebecca!
  466.  
  467. 103
  468. 00:05:15,064 --> 00:05:15,940
  469. All right!
  470.  
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  472. 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:17,567
  473. Thank you so much
  474.  
  475. 105
  476. 00:05:17,734 --> 00:05:18,651
  477. for turning 50
  478.  
  479. 106
  480. 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:21,112
  481. -and bringing us all together.
  482. -Yeah.
  483.  
  484. 107
  485. 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:22,196
  486. And thank you, guys.
  487.  
  488. 108
  489. 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:24,157
  490. I know you all had to move mountains
  491. to make this happen.
  492.  
  493. 109
  494. 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:27,243
  495. -Especially you, Catherine.
  496. -You know, life's a juggle, so...
  497.  
  498. 110
  499. 00:05:27,535 --> 00:05:28,745
  500. I really appreciate it.
  501.  
  502. 111
  503. 00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:30,371
  504. Rebecca really appreciates it.
  505.  
  506. 112
  507. 00:05:31,414 --> 00:05:34,751
  508. Why am I speaking for Rebecca?
  509. This is a terrible toast. I'm sorry.
  510.  
  511. 113
  512. 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:37,587
  513. I hope you guys like the house.
  514. Let's get drunk. Happy birthday.
  515.  
  516. 114
  517. 00:05:37,670 --> 00:05:39,964
  518. -Happy birthday!
  519. -Cheers to us!
  520.  
  521. 115
  522. 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:43,217
  523. If I just may offer
  524. a little bit of feedback,
  525.  
  526. 116
  527. 00:05:43,301 --> 00:05:46,763
  528. I just want this to be a fun weekend
  529. for all of us, right? Not just about me.
  530.  
  531. 117
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  533. God, when was the last time
  534. we were all together?
  535.  
  536. 118
  537. 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:52,685
  538. It was at Abby's wedding.
  539.  
  540. 119
  541. 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:53,770
  542. -What? No.
  543. -Maybe.
  544.  
  545. 120
  546. 00:05:53,853 --> 00:05:56,606
  547. You should have come to my divorce party.
  548. There was a really great band.
  549.  
  550. 121
  551. 00:05:56,689 --> 00:05:58,149
  552. -It wasn't that long ago.
  553. -Jesus.
  554.  
  555. 122
  556. 00:05:58,232 --> 00:05:59,692
  557. Nice one, kid.
  558.  
  559. 123
  560. 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:01,235
  561. Guys...
  562.  
  563. 124
  564. 00:06:01,652 --> 00:06:04,822
  565. time goes by so fast, I'm telling you.
  566.  
  567. 125
  568. 00:06:04,906 --> 00:06:07,283
  569. I have needed this... so much.
  570.  
  571. 126
  572. 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:09,327
  573. -You guys have been on my mind--
  574. -Adrian, comma,
  575.  
  576. 127
  577. 00:06:09,410 --> 00:06:12,288
  578. please resend the link to Top Chef,
  579. period.
  580.  
  581. 128
  582. 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:14,165
  583. Can't open, period.
  584.  
  585. 129
  586. 00:06:14,248 --> 00:06:15,333
  587. New paragraph.
  588.  
  589. 130
  590. 00:06:15,416 --> 00:06:18,294
  591. Also, comma, please ask producers
  592.  
  593. 131
  594. 00:06:18,544 --> 00:06:22,006
  595. how this show will be different,
  596. question mark, dot, dot, dot.
  597.  
  598. 132
  599. 00:06:22,924 --> 00:06:23,883
  600. I'm so sorry.
  601.  
  602. 133
  603. 00:06:23,966 --> 00:06:25,885
  604. I have so much going on
  605. with work right now.
  606.  
  607. 134
  608. 00:06:25,968 --> 00:06:26,844
  609. I'm gonna unplug.
  610.  
  611. 135
  612. 00:06:27,345 --> 00:06:28,346
  613. Be present, right.
  614.  
  615. 136
  616. 00:06:30,306 --> 00:06:31,140
  617. Send.
  618.  
  619. 137
  620. 00:06:31,557 --> 00:06:33,726
  621. Anyway, I made itineraries.
  622.  
  623. 138
  624. 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:34,894
  625. -What?
  626. -I know.
  627.  
  628. 139
  629. 00:06:34,977 --> 00:06:36,396
  630. And you don't have to read 'em now.
  631.  
  632. 140
  633. 00:06:36,479 --> 00:06:38,856
  634. Just, you know, take your time,
  635. but sort of like a...
  636.  
  637. 141
  638. 00:06:39,315 --> 00:06:43,653
  639. loosey-goosey, you know,
  640. sort of, like, scheduley thing.
  641.  
  642. 142
  643. 00:06:43,778 --> 00:06:46,406
  644. Just sort of an overview
  645. of everything we're gonna do
  646.  
  647. 143
  648. 00:06:46,489 --> 00:06:47,657
  649. minute by minute on the trip.
  650.  
  651. 144
  652. 00:06:48,032 --> 00:06:50,952
  653. -No worries, just take a look at it.
  654. -This is so awesome.
  655.  
  656. 145
  657. 00:06:51,035 --> 00:06:53,746
  658. -No presh.
  659. -When did you have time to make those?
  660.  
  661. 146
  662. 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:56,082
  663. Well, I've been working a lot less lately.
  664.  
  665. 147
  666. 00:06:56,332 --> 00:06:57,708
  667. -Yeah, right.
  668. -Well, good for you.
  669.  
  670. 148
  671. 00:06:57,792 --> 00:06:58,626
  672. Yeah.
  673.  
  674. 149
  675. 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:00,962
  676. We look so young.
  677.  
  678. 150
  679. 00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:02,880
  680. God.
  681.  
  682. 151
  683. 00:07:10,972 --> 00:07:11,806
  684. Wow.
  685.  
  686. 152
  687. 00:07:18,604 --> 00:07:19,689
  688. Let's take a group picture.
  689.  
  690. 153
  691. 00:07:19,772 --> 00:07:21,399
  692. -Yes.
  693. -Yeah!
  694.  
  695. 154
  696. 00:07:21,482 --> 00:07:23,234
  697. -Yes!
  698. -We need a new pic.
  699.  
  700. 155
  701. 00:07:23,860 --> 00:07:26,195
  702. -It's a night of a thousand selfies.
  703. -Yeah.
  704.  
  705. 156
  706. 00:07:26,904 --> 00:07:28,489
  707. -Can you go higher?
  708. -Yeah, go higher.
  709.  
  710. 157
  711. 00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:30,408
  712. -Try to go higher.
  713. -All right, everybody look down,
  714.  
  715. 158
  716. 00:07:30,491 --> 00:07:32,493
  717. and then on the count of three,
  718. look up. Fresh faces.
  719.  
  720. 159
  721. 00:07:32,577 --> 00:07:33,411
  722. Fresh face.
  723.  
  724. 160
  725. 00:07:33,786 --> 00:07:35,496
  726. -One, two, three.
  727. -One...
  728.  
  729. 161
  730. 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:39,792
  731. That's nice.
  732.  
  733. 162
  734. 00:07:39,917 --> 00:07:40,751
  735. Wait.
  736.  
  737. 163
  738. 00:07:40,918 --> 00:07:41,752
  739. What the...
  740.  
  741. 164
  742. 00:07:42,336 --> 00:07:43,296
  743. Is that a ghost?
  744.  
  745. 165
  746. 00:07:43,504 --> 00:07:44,922
  747. Oh, my God, it is a ghost.
  748.  
  749. 166
  750. 00:07:45,006 --> 00:07:48,217
  751. It's the ghost of Amelia Earhart,
  752. and she's holding a small baby.
  753.  
  754. 167
  755. 00:07:48,676 --> 00:07:50,595
  756. -What are you guys doing in my house?
  757. -Oh, my God.
  758.  
  759. 168
  760. 00:07:50,678 --> 00:07:51,637
  761. Nah, I'm just goofing.
  762.  
  763. 169
  764. 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:54,140
  765. I'm Tammy, I own the place.
  766.  
  767. 170
  768. 00:07:54,390 --> 00:07:56,476
  769. Brought you guys a cord of fresh pinyon,
  770.  
  771. 171
  772. 00:07:56,559 --> 00:07:57,977
  773. get you started on a fire.
  774.  
  775. 172
  776. 00:07:59,187 --> 00:08:00,021
  777. Thank you.
  778.  
  779. 173
  780. 00:08:00,646 --> 00:08:01,689
  781. Guys, this is Tammy.
  782.  
  783. 174
  784. 00:08:01,772 --> 00:08:03,232
  785. She's the owner of the place.
  786.  
  787. 175
  788. 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:05,902
  789. I'm Abby.
  790. I'm the one that's been emailing you.
  791.  
  792. 176
  793. 00:08:05,985 --> 00:08:06,986
  794. A lot of emails.
  795.  
  796. 177
  797. 00:08:07,403 --> 00:08:08,237
  798. Yeah.
  799.  
  800. 178
  801. 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:09,363
  802. So...
  803.  
  804. 179
  805. 00:08:09,947 --> 00:08:12,241
  806. which one of you guys
  807. is the blushing bride?
  808.  
  809. 180
  810. 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:14,911
  811. Second time around I'm thinking, maybe?
  812. Maybe third?
  813.  
  814. 181
  815. 00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:17,830
  816. Oh, no. We're celebrating
  817. Rebecca's birthday. It's her...
  818.  
  819. 182
  820. 00:08:17,914 --> 00:08:19,415
  821. 50th, the big five-oh.
  822.  
  823. 183
  824. 00:08:19,957 --> 00:08:21,834
  825. Celebrating-with-the-girls weekend, huh?
  826.  
  827. 184
  828. 00:08:21,918 --> 00:08:24,712
  829. We're just here for a vacation.
  830. The birthday's not a big deal.
  831.  
  832. 185
  833. 00:08:24,795 --> 00:08:26,339
  834. So, what am I looking at here?
  835.  
  836. 186
  837. 00:08:26,589 --> 00:08:29,258
  838. High school tennis team,
  839. old dance crew, or...
  840.  
  841. 187
  842. 00:08:29,592 --> 00:08:31,886
  843. y'all magically fit
  844. in the same pair of pants?
  845.  
  846. 188
  847. 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:33,471
  848. What brings us together?
  849.  
  850. 189
  851. 00:08:33,554 --> 00:08:35,473
  852. Oh, well, we all met in Chicago
  853.  
  854. 190
  855. 00:08:35,556 --> 00:08:37,683
  856. waitressing at a pizza place
  857. called Antonio's,
  858.  
  859. 191
  860. 00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:40,436
  861. and we just... It was meant to be.
  862.  
  863. 192
  864. 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:43,314
  865. Chi-Town? Yeah,
  866. I've been to that place, yeah.
  867.  
  868. 193
  869. 00:08:43,439 --> 00:08:45,107
  870. Well, we all came up there together
  871. in the '90s.
  872.  
  873. 194
  874. 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:46,025
  875. Like, kind of our crew.
  876.  
  877. 195
  878. 00:08:46,484 --> 00:08:49,987
  879. Actually, Catherine here started her own
  880. pizza chain called Cutie Pies.
  881.  
  882. 196
  883. 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:51,489
  884. Holy shit, that's you?
  885.  
  886. 197
  887. 00:08:51,739 --> 00:08:53,241
  888. Well, I've never been to the restaurant,
  889.  
  890. 198
  891. 00:08:53,324 --> 00:08:55,493
  892. but I do love those frozen pizzas
  893. for one that you do.
  894.  
  895. 199
  896. 00:08:55,576 --> 00:08:56,410
  897. Thank you.
  898.  
  899. 200
  900. 00:08:56,494 --> 00:08:58,871
  901. 'Cause, you know,
  902. if I prep a full-sized pizza, guess what?
  903.  
  904. 201
  905. 00:08:58,955 --> 00:09:00,957
  906. I'm gonna end up eating a full-size pizza.
  907.  
  908. 202
  909. 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:03,709
  910. So, you know,
  911. you prevent a lot of sadness.
  912.  
  913. 203
  914. 00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:06,295
  915. So, do you guys want to see the house or--
  916.  
  917. 204
  918. 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:07,547
  919. -Yes.
  920. -All right.
  921.  
  922. 205
  923. 00:09:08,005 --> 00:09:09,423
  924. Let's stop dicking around.
  925.  
  926. 206
  927. 00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:13,177
  928. You got the pool and the hot tub here
  929. if you wanna soak...
  930.  
  931. 207
  932. 00:09:13,427 --> 00:09:14,804
  933. or toke.
  934.  
  935. 208
  936. 00:09:15,012 --> 00:09:18,724
  937. We are very discreet, so just...
  938. do whatever the heck you need to do
  939.  
  940. 209
  941. 00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:20,601
  942. -to get through this weekend.
  943. -Okay.
  944.  
  945. 210
  946. 00:09:21,602 --> 00:09:23,521
  947. So, Tammy,
  948. how long have you owned the property?
  949.  
  950. 211
  951. 00:09:23,854 --> 00:09:24,981
  952. -A few years.
  953. -Yeah?
  954.  
  955. 212
  956. 00:09:25,064 --> 00:09:26,983
  957. After my husband died, I sold our company.
  958.  
  959. 213
  960. 00:09:27,066 --> 00:09:28,776
  961. We made edible organic soaps.
  962.  
  963. 214
  964. 00:09:29,193 --> 00:09:31,612
  965. Got bought out by Unilever. Pretty sweet.
  966.  
  967. 215
  968. 00:09:31,904 --> 00:09:33,864
  969. Sorry your husband died. That's sad.
  970.  
  971. 216
  972. 00:09:33,990 --> 00:09:37,076
  973. Yeah, he died of a heart attack at 49.
  974.  
  975. 217
  976. 00:09:37,451 --> 00:09:38,786
  977. -That's so young.
  978. -That's terrible.
  979.  
  980. 218
  981. 00:09:39,203 --> 00:09:41,789
  982. You think?
  983. It was pretty inevitable, though.
  984.  
  985. 219
  986. 00:09:42,123 --> 00:09:43,457
  987. We were doing so much blow.
  988.  
  989. 220
  990. 00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:45,918
  991. This will come in real handy.
  992.  
  993. 221
  994. 00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:50,381
  995. The little Zen area,
  996. when you need that total soul escape.
  997.  
  998. 222
  999. 00:09:50,881 --> 00:09:54,343
  1000. It's real quiet. It's perfect
  1001. for when that roomie situation devolves.
  1002.  
  1003. 223
  1004. 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:57,096
  1005. You can just come out here
  1006. and watch the hummingbirds,
  1007.  
  1008. 224
  1009. 00:09:57,179 --> 00:10:00,558
  1010. meditate,
  1011. enjoy this beautiful Buddha statue...
  1012.  
  1013. 225
  1014. 00:10:00,766 --> 00:10:03,644
  1015. Now, this water feature over here,
  1016. steer clear, please.
  1017.  
  1018. 226
  1019. 00:10:03,728 --> 00:10:06,856
  1020. Okay, you wanna know how much money
  1021. I poured into this son of a bitch?
  1022.  
  1023. 227
  1024. 00:10:06,939 --> 00:10:11,193
  1025. Seven grand. And before you suggest it,
  1026. no, I cannot just turn it off.
  1027.  
  1028. 228
  1029. 00:10:11,319 --> 00:10:13,404
  1030. If I do, none of the toilets will work.
  1031.  
  1032. 229
  1033. 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:14,447
  1034. Which is ironic
  1035.  
  1036. 230
  1037. 00:10:14,530 --> 00:10:16,991
  1038. because it is basically a toilet
  1039. for birds...
  1040.  
  1041. 231
  1042. 00:10:17,074 --> 00:10:18,367
  1043. and me that one time.
  1044.  
  1045. 232
  1046. 00:10:19,243 --> 00:10:21,037
  1047. This is the firepit.
  1048.  
  1049. 233
  1050. 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:22,997
  1051. Light that sucker up,
  1052.  
  1053. 234
  1054. 00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:25,583
  1055. stare into the flames and contemplate...
  1056.  
  1057. 235
  1058. 00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:28,961
  1059. why in the hell you all came up here
  1060. in the first place.
  1061.  
  1062. 236
  1063. 00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:31,339
  1064. Also, we have s'mores.
  1065.  
  1066. 237
  1067. 00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:34,759
  1068. Hey, Tammy, I'm just having a hard time
  1069. getting on the Wi-Fi.
  1070.  
  1071. 238
  1072. 00:10:34,842 --> 00:10:36,886
  1073. I just have to send
  1074. a quick e-mail for work.
  1075.  
  1076. 239
  1077. 00:10:36,969 --> 00:10:38,888
  1078. Okay, yeah,
  1079. this is gonna be a rough weekend
  1080.  
  1081. 240
  1082. 00:10:38,971 --> 00:10:40,598
  1083. if you have to do work stuff.
  1084.  
  1085. 241
  1086. 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:42,767
  1087. The Wi-Fi here is very slow.
  1088.  
  1089. 242
  1090. 00:10:43,392 --> 00:10:45,978
  1091. So, you're just gonna have to talk
  1092. to each other.
  1093.  
  1094. 243
  1095. 00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:48,397
  1096. -Oh, good.
  1097. -While drinking a ton of wine.
  1098.  
  1099. 244
  1100. 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:50,107
  1101. What could possibly go wrong?
  1102.  
  1103. 245
  1104. 00:10:50,941 --> 00:10:52,943
  1105. Just remember, guys, whatever gets said,
  1106.  
  1107. 246
  1108. 00:10:53,402 --> 00:10:55,946
  1109. it's probably
  1110. what the person has always felt,
  1111.  
  1112. 247
  1113. 00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:57,823
  1114. and the alcohol just let it out.
  1115.  
  1116. 248
  1117. 00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:02,828
  1118. You wanna see the view?
  1119. It's right through this gate.
  1120.  
  1121. 249
  1122. 00:11:06,707 --> 00:11:10,211
  1123. Holy triple fucks, this is heaven!
  1124.  
  1125. 250
  1126. 00:11:10,294 --> 00:11:12,129
  1127. Yeah, well, I didn't work my ass off
  1128.  
  1129. 251
  1130. 00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:14,507
  1131. to buy a house
  1132. on some shitscape property.
  1133.  
  1134. 252
  1135. 00:11:14,590 --> 00:11:15,675
  1136. -Wow.
  1137. -Yeah, that's fake.
  1138.  
  1139. 253
  1140. 00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:17,468
  1141. There's no way that's real.
  1142. It's too pretty.
  1143.  
  1144. 254
  1145. 00:11:17,968 --> 00:11:20,513
  1146. We should sleep out here one night,
  1147. under the stars.
  1148.  
  1149. 255
  1150. 00:11:20,596 --> 00:11:22,431
  1151. -Yeah.
  1152. -You know, like a camping slumber party.
  1153.  
  1154. 256
  1155. 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:23,849
  1156. -Wouldn't that be fun?
  1157. -Yes!
  1158.  
  1159. 257
  1160. 00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:25,685
  1161. Oh, God. Yeah, I don't wanna do that.
  1162.  
  1163. 258
  1164. 00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:27,478
  1165. I don't know if I want to, either.
  1166.  
  1167. 259
  1168. 00:11:27,561 --> 00:11:29,689
  1169. I have no place
  1170. to plug in my CPAP machine.
  1171.  
  1172. 260
  1173. 00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:30,856
  1174. Things we say now.
  1175.  
  1176. 261
  1177. 00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:34,485
  1178. What's everybody laughing at?
  1179.  
  1180. 262
  1181. 00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:38,155
  1182. Oh, it's just like our, you know,
  1183. "That's what she said."
  1184.  
  1185. 263
  1186. 00:11:38,322 --> 00:11:40,116
  1187. -You know, "Things we say now."
  1188. -Right.
  1189.  
  1190. 264
  1191. 00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:41,075
  1192. So, like...
  1193.  
  1194. 265
  1195. 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:43,327
  1196. "I gotta go tend my bees."
  1197.  
  1198. 266
  1199. 00:11:43,411 --> 00:11:44,745
  1200. Things we say now.
  1201.  
  1202. 267
  1203. 00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:47,081
  1204. I guess.
  1205.  
  1206. 268
  1207. 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,792
  1208. Well, I say it,
  1209. 'cause I got a bee farm, so...
  1210.  
  1211. 269
  1212. 00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:51,210
  1213. You make honey?
  1214.  
  1215. 270
  1216. 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:52,878
  1217. No, I don't make honey.
  1218.  
  1219. 271
  1220. 00:11:53,337 --> 00:11:54,338
  1221. I get stung a lot.
  1222.  
  1223. 272
  1224. 00:11:54,463 --> 00:11:56,799
  1225. But you develop an immunity to it.
  1226.  
  1227. 273
  1228. 00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:58,300
  1229. And almost a pleasure.
  1230.  
  1231. 274
  1232. 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:02,722
  1233. Well, you all obviously have
  1234. an entire haunted forest
  1235.  
  1236. 275
  1237. 00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:06,183
  1238. of toxic jibber-jabber
  1239. to get through, so I'm gonna skedaddle.
  1240.  
  1241. 276
  1242. 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:08,310
  1243. -Okay, thank you.
  1244. -I have a question about the cleaning fee,
  1245.  
  1246. 277
  1247. 00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:09,270
  1248. when you get a chance.
  1249.  
  1250. 278
  1251. 00:12:09,353 --> 00:12:10,312
  1252. -Love it.
  1253. -See you.
  1254.  
  1255. 279
  1256. 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,273
  1257. -What else do bees do?
  1258. -All right.
  1259.  
  1260. 280
  1261. 00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:15,359
  1262. Well, guys, you know what?
  1263. Even if we don't sleep out here,
  1264.  
  1265. 281
  1266. 00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:18,696
  1267. I love Naomi's idea of just, like,
  1268. hanging out and drinking wine.
  1269.  
  1270. 282
  1271. 00:12:19,029 --> 00:12:20,948
  1272. Just talking, connecting...
  1273.  
  1274. 283
  1275. 00:12:21,031 --> 00:12:22,032
  1276. -Yes, totally.
  1277. -Love it.
  1278.  
  1279. 284
  1280. 00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:25,077
  1281. We are gonna do all of that.
  1282. All of that is baked into the itinerary.
  1283.  
  1284. 285
  1285. 00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:27,538
  1286. We're gonna lay around,
  1287. we're gonna drink wine,
  1288.  
  1289. 286
  1290. 00:12:27,621 --> 00:12:29,290
  1291. but first on the docket:
  1292.  
  1293. 287
  1294. 00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:31,876
  1295. "Unpack and unwind." For 20 minutes.
  1296.  
  1297. 288
  1298. 00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:33,836
  1299. I'm setting a timer.
  1300.  
  1301. 289
  1302. 00:12:34,378 --> 00:12:35,629
  1303. Psych. But, no. But...
  1304.  
  1305. 290
  1306. 00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:36,714
  1307. I am...
  1308.  
  1309. 291
  1310. 00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:38,340
  1311. Just take 20 minutes
  1312.  
  1313. 292
  1314. 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:40,593
  1315. 'cause we have dinner reservations
  1316. at 7:15.
  1317.  
  1318. 293
  1319. 00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:44,138
  1320. My God, she actually said,
  1321. "toxic jibber-jabber."
  1322.  
  1323. 294
  1324. 00:12:44,221 --> 00:12:45,097
  1325. Yes, she did.
  1326.  
  1327. 295
  1328. 00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:48,184
  1329. God, and what about those bees?
  1330. What, does she keep them as pets?
  1331.  
  1332. 296
  1333. 00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:49,393
  1334. I gotta say something.
  1335.  
  1336. 297
  1337. 00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:51,187
  1338. I actually really resent it when people,
  1339.  
  1340. 298
  1341. 00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:54,106
  1342. especially other women,
  1343. automatically assume,
  1344.  
  1345. 299
  1346. 00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:55,900
  1347. when they see a group of us,
  1348. that we're gonna fight.
  1349.  
  1350. 300
  1351. 00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:58,235
  1352. -Yes.
  1353. -Oh, my gosh, when I was leaving the house
  1354.  
  1355. 301
  1356. 00:12:58,319 --> 00:13:01,697
  1357. for this trip, Brian's like,
  1358. "Oh, have fun crying with your ladies."
  1359.  
  1360. 302
  1361. 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:02,948
  1362. I was like...
  1363.  
  1364. 303
  1365. 00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:05,242
  1366. Anyway, you know,
  1367. he was just joking, of course, but--
  1368.  
  1369. 304
  1370. 00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:06,702
  1371. Brian and his jokes.
  1372.  
  1373. 305
  1374. 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,954
  1375. -Yeah.
  1376. -I feel bad for Tammy, you know.
  1377.  
  1378. 306
  1379. 00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:11,957
  1380. She clearly just hasn't had friends
  1381. like you in her life.
  1382.  
  1383. 307
  1384. 00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:14,502
  1385. You know, we are so... lucky.
  1386.  
  1387. 308
  1388. 00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:16,504
  1389. I love you turkeys so much.
  1390.  
  1391. 309
  1392. 00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:18,964
  1393. -Oh, I love you, turkey.
  1394. -Love you, guys.
  1395.  
  1396. 310
  1397. 00:13:19,423 --> 00:13:21,675
  1398. So, how much further is this place,
  1399. anyway?
  1400.  
  1401. 311
  1402. 00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:24,220
  1403. Sorry, I thought
  1404. it was a little more walkable.
  1405.  
  1406. 312
  1407. 00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:25,429
  1408. Oh, well, I mean, I'm good.
  1409.  
  1410. 313
  1411. 00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:28,432
  1412. I got my comfy boots on, so...
  1413. No heels for me with my back.
  1414.  
  1415. 314
  1416. 00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:31,769
  1417. You know you can heal your back
  1418. with your mind?
  1419.  
  1420. 315
  1421. 00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:33,312
  1422. You know that's not true?
  1423.  
  1424. 316
  1425. 00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:38,943
  1426. How you doing, Val, are you okay?
  1427.  
  1428. 317
  1429. 00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:40,361
  1430. Yeah.
  1431.  
  1432. 318
  1433. 00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:42,530
  1434. Oh, you should see
  1435. what these new knees can do.
  1436.  
  1437. 319
  1438. 00:13:42,613 --> 00:13:43,823
  1439. Hold this for a second.
  1440.  
  1441. 320
  1442. 00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:44,907
  1443. Check this shit out.
  1444.  
  1445. 321
  1446. 00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:50,454
  1447. Holy... Wow, Val!
  1448.  
  1449. 322
  1450. 00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:53,791
  1451. Oh, shit!
  1452.  
  1453. 323
  1454. 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,668
  1455. Keep going, Val!
  1456.  
  1457. 324
  1458. 00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:57,127
  1459. We'll catch up!
  1460.  
  1461. 325
  1462. 00:14:04,134 --> 00:14:06,178
  1463. -Cheers, dears!
  1464. -Cheers!
  1465.  
  1466. 326
  1467. 00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:07,680
  1468. Love you.
  1469.  
  1470. 327
  1471. 00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:08,931
  1472. -Cheers!
  1473. -Hello, ladies!
  1474.  
  1475. 328
  1476. 00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:11,475
  1477. My name is Jade.
  1478. I'll be your server tonight.
  1479.  
  1480. 329
  1481. 00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:13,477
  1482. -Hi Jade.
  1483. -Hi.
  1484.  
  1485. 330
  1486. 00:14:14,478 --> 00:14:16,856
  1487. Jade, we're really hungry,
  1488. so we're gonna order really fast.
  1489.  
  1490. 331
  1491. 00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:19,066
  1492. And we know what we want,
  1493. so maybe you should get some water,
  1494.  
  1495. 332
  1496. 00:14:19,149 --> 00:14:20,985
  1497. and then I'll tell you
  1498. about our food allergies.
  1499.  
  1500. 333
  1501. 00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:22,152
  1502. Okay, sounds good.
  1503.  
  1504. 334
  1505. 00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:24,989
  1506. Thank you, Jade.
  1507. And we appreciate you, Jade.
  1508.  
  1509. 335
  1510. 00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:27,074
  1511. No prob.
  1512.  
  1513. 336
  1514. 00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:31,078
  1515. -Am I saying her name too much?
  1516. -Yeah.
  1517.  
  1518. 337
  1519. 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,956
  1520. Guys, I just heard myself talk. I'm sorry.
  1521.  
  1522. 338
  1523. 00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:36,750
  1524. I know I get weird, bossy energy
  1525. on these trips.
  1526.  
  1527. 339
  1528. 00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:39,169
  1529. -No, you're fine
  1530. -Oh, my God. Not even.
  1531.  
  1532. 340
  1533. 00:14:39,336 --> 00:14:40,963
  1534. -Guys--
  1535. -You don't that much.
  1536.  
  1537. 341
  1538. 00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:42,965
  1539. -You do not!
  1540. -I'm gonna try to rein it in.
  1541.  
  1542. 342
  1543. 00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:45,384
  1544. I want this to go well,
  1545. and I'm afraid I'm gonna screw it up.
  1546.  
  1547. 343
  1548. 00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:47,970
  1549. Honey, it's so fun.
  1550. We're having such a good time.
  1551.  
  1552. 344
  1553. 00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:50,472
  1554. You know what?
  1555. That's just great self-feedback.
  1556.  
  1557. 345
  1558. 00:14:51,932 --> 00:14:52,766
  1559. Thank you.
  1560.  
  1561. 346
  1562. 00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:55,311
  1563. Why are you saying "feedback"
  1564. all the time?
  1565.  
  1566. 347
  1567. 00:14:56,478 --> 00:14:57,897
  1568. It's this thing
  1569. I've been doing at my practice.
  1570.  
  1571. 348
  1572. 00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:59,481
  1573. It just provides an emotional buffer.
  1574.  
  1575. 349
  1576. 00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:02,276
  1577. So, rather than just launch
  1578. into "your take" on something
  1579.  
  1580. 350
  1581. 00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:03,694
  1582. or just give advice, you say,
  1583.  
  1584. 351
  1585. 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,654
  1586. "May I offer you some feedback?"
  1587.  
  1588. 352
  1589. 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:06,572
  1590. Have you ever...
  1591.  
  1592. 353
  1593. 00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:08,782
  1594. tried that feedback thing on Brian?
  1595.  
  1596. 354
  1597. 00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:11,493
  1598. Well...
  1599.  
  1600. 355
  1601. 00:15:13,203 --> 00:15:15,164
  1602. May I offer you some feedback?
  1603.  
  1604. 356
  1605. 00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:18,167
  1606. -Offer you some feedback
  1607. -May I offer you some feedback?
  1608.  
  1609. 357
  1610. 00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:21,879
  1611. -Ready for some feedback
  1612. -Feedback
  1613.  
  1614. 358
  1615. 00:15:22,504 --> 00:15:25,466
  1616. -Feedback!
  1617. -Ready for some feedback!
  1618.  
  1619. 359
  1620. 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:26,717
  1621. That was good.
  1622.  
  1623. 360
  1624. 00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:29,345
  1625. That is smoking!
  1626.  
  1627. 361
  1628. 00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:31,972
  1629. -...on the side.
  1630. -I'll share this with you.
  1631.  
  1632. 362
  1633. 00:15:32,056 --> 00:15:36,018
  1634. So, ladies, we have lavender popping corn,
  1635.  
  1636. 363
  1637. 00:15:36,393 --> 00:15:38,395
  1638. and beside that, there's a demi cruet
  1639.  
  1640. 364
  1641. 00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:41,315
  1642. of fleur de sel
  1643. for you to sprinkle on for a light zest.
  1644.  
  1645. 365
  1646. 00:15:41,398 --> 00:15:44,652
  1647. -This is such an interesting combination.
  1648. -That's not enough.
  1649.  
  1650. 366
  1651. 00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:46,028
  1652. So, where are you guys all from?
  1653.  
  1654. 367
  1655. 00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:49,365
  1656. We're from all over.
  1657. I'm originally from Chicago.
  1658.  
  1659. 368
  1660. 00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:51,742
  1661. -We all met in Chicago--
  1662. -Oh, nice, cool.
  1663.  
  1664. 369
  1665. 00:15:51,825 --> 00:15:53,577
  1666. My ex-girlfriend just moved there,
  1667.  
  1668. 370
  1669. 00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:55,829
  1670. so I'm a little mad at Chicago
  1671. at the moment, but...
  1672.  
  1673. 371
  1674. 00:15:57,539 --> 00:15:58,666
  1675. All right, enjoy.
  1676.  
  1677. 372
  1678. 00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:02,586
  1679. Did you hear the "ex-girlfriend" thing?
  1680.  
  1681. 373
  1682. 00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:03,545
  1683. Jackpot.
  1684.  
  1685. 374
  1686. 00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:06,048
  1687. Oh, sweet Jesus, I have service.
  1688.  
  1689. 375
  1690. 00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:09,635
  1691. -Oh, yes.
  1692. -Oh, my God, yes.
  1693.  
  1694. 376
  1695. 00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:12,721
  1696. Oh, no! They went bowling, you guys.
  1697.  
  1698. 377
  1699. 00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:16,308
  1700. Adrian, comma...
  1701.  
  1702. 378
  1703. 00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:19,812
  1704. Find out how long I have to decide,
  1705. period.
  1706.  
  1707. 379
  1708. 00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:20,896
  1709. My cat took her pill.
  1710.  
  1711. 380
  1712. 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,816
  1713. I'm not understanding
  1714. this weekend deadline.
  1715.  
  1716. 381
  1717. 00:16:23,899 --> 00:16:26,485
  1718. Question mark,
  1719. exclamation point, send.
  1720.  
  1721. 382
  1722. 00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:30,990
  1723. Ladies, phones down.
  1724.  
  1725. 383
  1726. 00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:33,492
  1727. Come on. You know what?
  1728. We should be looking at each other.
  1729.  
  1730. 384
  1731. 00:16:33,575 --> 00:16:34,410
  1732. She's right.
  1733.  
  1734. 385
  1735. 00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:35,369
  1736. Adrian, comma,
  1737.  
  1738. 386
  1739. 00:16:35,452 --> 00:16:38,205
  1740. the pressure to make
  1741. a show decision is not--
  1742.  
  1743. 387
  1744. 00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:40,541
  1745. I'm sorry. No, I'll stop.
  1746.  
  1747. 388
  1748. 00:16:40,624 --> 00:16:41,458
  1749. No, stop!
  1750.  
  1751. 389
  1752. 00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:43,460
  1753. Siri, no, I'm dictating. Dic--
  1754.  
  1755. 390
  1756. 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:45,879
  1757. Dick-tasting.
  1758.  
  1759. 391
  1760. 00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:47,464
  1761. What the hell is that?
  1762.  
  1763. 392
  1764. 00:16:47,631 --> 00:16:50,050
  1765. -She suggested "dick-tasting"?
  1766. -It's ridiculous.
  1767.  
  1768. 393
  1769. 00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:55,431
  1770. -Rebecca!
  1771. -Guys! Not until Sunday!
  1772.  
  1773. 394
  1774. 00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:58,100
  1775. I told you, I didn't want this to be
  1776. all about me this weekend.
  1777.  
  1778. 395
  1779. 00:16:58,183 --> 00:16:59,143
  1780. Everybody!
  1781.  
  1782. 396
  1783. 00:16:59,226 --> 00:17:02,521
  1784. Happy, happy birthday
  1785. It's your special day
  1786.  
  1787. 397
  1788. 00:17:02,604 --> 00:17:04,732
  1789. Have a slice of pizza
  1790. What's your favorite way?
  1791.  
  1792. 398
  1793. 00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:06,025
  1794. -Hey!
  1795. -What's your favorite way?
  1796.  
  1797. 399
  1798. 00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:07,067
  1799. Mushroom and peppers.
  1800.  
  1801. 400
  1802. 00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:10,195
  1803. Mushroom and peppers
  1804. Mushroom and peppers
  1805.  
  1806. 401
  1807. 00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:13,407
  1808. Mushroom and peppers
  1809. Mushroom and peppers, hey!
  1810.  
  1811. 402
  1812. 00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:14,742
  1813. -Jade.
  1814. -Yeah?
  1815.  
  1816. 403
  1817. 00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:17,911
  1818. This is a song we used to sing
  1819. at the pizza place we used to work at.
  1820.  
  1821. 404
  1822. 00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:19,413
  1823. Antonio's.
  1824.  
  1825. 405
  1826. 00:17:19,496 --> 00:17:21,206
  1827. Antonio's, hey!
  1828.  
  1829. 406
  1830. 00:17:21,957 --> 00:17:24,043
  1831. And long story short,
  1832. we're giving you a huge tip.
  1833.  
  1834. 407
  1835. 00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:25,878
  1836. Hey, so what's
  1837. your favorite pizza topping?
  1838.  
  1839. 408
  1840. 00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:27,379
  1841. -I'm a vegan...
  1842. -She's a vegan.
  1843.  
  1844. 409
  1845. 00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:30,841
  1846. ...so smoked tempeh and jalapeños.
  1847.  
  1848. 410
  1849. 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:34,178
  1850. Smoked tempeh and jalapeños
  1851. Smoked tempeh and jalapeños
  1852.  
  1853. 411
  1854. 00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:37,765
  1855. Smoked tempeh and jalapeños
  1856. Smoked tempeh and jalapeños
  1857.  
  1858. 412
  1859. 00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:38,724
  1860. Yeah!
  1861.  
  1862. 413
  1863. 00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:42,686
  1864. Ho ho ho! Merry Vagmas!
  1865.  
  1866. 414
  1867. 00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,396
  1868. -Merry Vagmas?
  1869. -And my name's...
  1870.  
  1871. 415
  1872. 00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:45,606
  1873. Dilda Claus!
  1874.  
  1875. 416
  1876. 00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:46,648
  1877. Oh, my!
  1878.  
  1879. 417
  1880. 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,984
  1881. Jolly old Saint Dick.
  1882.  
  1883. 418
  1884. 00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:52,071
  1885. The first one that gets a gift...
  1886.  
  1887. 419
  1888. 00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:55,532
  1889. the biggest gift, is Naomi.
  1890.  
  1891. 420
  1892. 00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:58,160
  1893. -Thank you.
  1894. -Because she pushed out
  1895.  
  1896. 421
  1897. 00:17:58,368 --> 00:18:00,829
  1898. four beautiful, big babies.
  1899.  
  1900. 422
  1901. 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:01,872
  1902. This is true, I--
  1903.  
  1904. 423
  1905. 00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:04,875
  1906. So it's like ringing a bell,
  1907. right, Naomi? Enjoy.
  1908.  
  1909. 424
  1910. 00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:07,753
  1911. It is. It's like a wet paper bag
  1912. down there. Thank you.
  1913.  
  1914. 425
  1915. 00:18:07,836 --> 00:18:10,339
  1916. This one, I call the "hush puppy."
  1917.  
  1918. 426
  1919. 00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:13,342
  1920. You can sit on this one in a coffee shop.
  1921.  
  1922. 427
  1923. 00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:14,760
  1924. Oh, my God.
  1925.  
  1926. 428
  1927. 00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:16,386
  1928. You there, Abby!
  1929.  
  1930. 429
  1931. 00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:18,722
  1932. -Who, me?
  1933. -I have heard that you don't care
  1934.  
  1935. 430
  1936. 00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:19,973
  1937. for a wasted moment.
  1938.  
  1939. 431
  1940. 00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,975
  1941. -Wow.
  1942. -So, yours has a timer.
  1943.  
  1944. 432
  1945. 00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:23,644
  1946. No!
  1947.  
  1948. 433
  1949. 00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:26,897
  1950. Now, this one here is for you, Catherine,
  1951.  
  1952. 434
  1953. 00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:29,358
  1954. and it's called "The Executive."
  1955.  
  1956. 435
  1957. 00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:32,903
  1958. Make less deals and more squeals.
  1959.  
  1960. 436
  1961. 00:18:32,986 --> 00:18:36,031
  1962. Don't turn your bedroom
  1963. into the boardroom.
  1964.  
  1965. 437
  1966. 00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:40,327
  1967. This is for the CE-Oh!
  1968.  
  1969. 438
  1970. 00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:43,497
  1971. Here we go.
  1972.  
  1973. 439
  1974. 00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:49,086
  1975. Finally, the pénis de résistance.
  1976.  
  1977. 440
  1978. 00:18:49,169 --> 00:18:52,256
  1979. -Look at this little soldier.
  1980. -Oh, no!
  1981.  
  1982. 441
  1983. 00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:54,758
  1984. This is expensive,
  1985.  
  1986. 442
  1987. 00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:57,845
  1988. and this is cheap as shit
  1989. from the dollar store.
  1990.  
  1991. 443
  1992. 00:18:58,178 --> 00:19:00,264
  1993. So, remove hat before use.
  1994.  
  1995. 444
  1996. 00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:03,767
  1997. It also vibrates to the birthday song.
  1998. Listen.
  1999.  
  2000. 445
  2001. 00:19:08,021 --> 00:19:10,440
  2002. Happy birthday...
  2003.  
  2004. 446
  2005. 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,860
  2006. I mean, I don't wanna say it was
  2007. the best time of my life
  2008.  
  2009. 447
  2010. 00:19:12,943 --> 00:19:14,862
  2011. 'cause that's, you know, sad. But...
  2012.  
  2013. 448
  2014. 00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:18,323
  2015. it was the best time of my life.
  2016.  
  2017. 449
  2018. 00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:19,533
  2019. Well, life is real.
  2020.  
  2021. 450
  2022. 00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:22,119
  2023. And we were like...
  2024.  
  2025. 451
  2026. 00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:26,123
  2027. We were like sisters in the trenches.
  2028.  
  2029. 452
  2030. 00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:28,208
  2031. Like, the pizza trenches.
  2032.  
  2033. 453
  2034. 00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:30,627
  2035. -We were so brave.
  2036. -We were so brave.
  2037.  
  2038. 454
  2039. 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,218
  2040. Did you just burp or fart?
  2041.  
  2042. 455
  2043. 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,345
  2044. A little of both, I fear.
  2045.  
  2046. 456
  2047. 00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:45,475
  2048. I love that necklace.
  2049.  
  2050. 457
  2051. 00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:46,560
  2052. Oh, thank you.
  2053.  
  2054. 458
  2055. 00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:49,855
  2056. It's vintage. From my vintage store.
  2057.  
  2058. 459
  2059. 00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,691
  2060. -You have a vintage store?
  2061. -I do.
  2062.  
  2063. 460
  2064. 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,027
  2065. -And you live in Portland?
  2066. -I do.
  2067.  
  2068. 461
  2069. 00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:56,695
  2070. Okay. Fuck, man,
  2071.  
  2072. 462
  2073. 00:19:56,778 --> 00:19:59,031
  2074. you are officially the coolest person
  2075. I know.
  2076.  
  2077. 463
  2078. 00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:02,784
  2079. Fuck, man, come to Portland.
  2080. There are so many of me.
  2081.  
  2082. 464
  2083. 00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:04,870
  2084. I doubt that.
  2085.  
  2086. 465
  2087. 00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:07,372
  2088. -You know what I'm scared of, though?
  2089. -What?
  2090.  
  2091. 466
  2092. 00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:09,958
  2093. I hope these napkins aren't haunted.
  2094.  
  2095. 467
  2096. 00:20:14,671 --> 00:20:16,131
  2097. That's amazing.
  2098.  
  2099. 468
  2100. 00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:22,596
  2101. Oh, you're so fucking funny, I can't--
  2102.  
  2103. 469
  2104. 00:20:22,679 --> 00:20:25,766
  2105. Oh, I'm funny,
  2106. that's how I... get the ladies.
  2107.  
  2108. 470
  2109. 00:20:25,849 --> 00:20:27,601
  2110. I do a lot of napkin tricks.
  2111.  
  2112. 471
  2113. 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:28,894
  2114. Wait.
  2115.  
  2116. 472
  2117. 00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:31,480
  2118. -Okay.
  2119. -Oh.
  2120.  
  2121. 473
  2122. 00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:32,481
  2123. -I'm sorry.
  2124. -What?
  2125.  
  2126. 474
  2127. 00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:34,942
  2128. -I have to do this. I'm an artist.
  2129. -Yeah?
  2130.  
  2131. 475
  2132. 00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:36,443
  2133. Can I take your picture?
  2134.  
  2135. 476
  2136. 00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:39,196
  2137. You just--
  2138. You look really good in this light.
  2139.  
  2140. 477
  2141. 00:20:39,279 --> 00:20:40,113
  2142. -Really?
  2143. -Yeah.
  2144.  
  2145. 478
  2146. 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:42,866
  2147. -Sure, you can take my picture.
  2148. -Okay, great.
  2149.  
  2150. 479
  2151. 00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:44,660
  2152. I'll take the glasses off.
  2153.  
  2154. 480
  2155. 00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:45,744
  2156. Okay...
  2157.  
  2158. 481
  2159. 00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:52,209
  2160. Check it. I put this...
  2161.  
  2162. 482
  2163. 00:20:52,876 --> 00:20:55,379
  2164. -cool filter on it.
  2165. -Oh, that's really nice.
  2166.  
  2167. 483
  2168. 00:20:55,545 --> 00:20:57,381
  2169. -Do you like it?
  2170. -I like that.
  2171.  
  2172. 484
  2173. 00:20:58,048 --> 00:21:00,342
  2174. Here, I'll send it to you.
  2175. Put in your number.
  2176.  
  2177. 485
  2178. 00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:01,635
  2179. Okay.
  2180.  
  2181. 486
  2182. 00:21:02,886 --> 00:21:04,429
  2183. You're not gonna believe
  2184. who's in this restaurant.
  2185.  
  2186. 487
  2187. 00:21:04,888 --> 00:21:06,265
  2188. -You'll never guess.
  2189. -Cher?
  2190.  
  2191. 488
  2192. 00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:08,058
  2193. -No, guess again.
  2194. -Dua Lipa?
  2195.  
  2196. 489
  2197. 00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:09,142
  2198. Who?
  2199.  
  2200. 490
  2201. 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,727
  2202. -Hillary Clinton?
  2203. -Better!
  2204.  
  2205. 491
  2206. 00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:12,396
  2207. Childish Gambino?
  2208.  
  2209. 492
  2210. 00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:13,605
  2211. ASAP Rocky?
  2212.  
  2213. 493
  2214. 00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:15,524
  2215. Is that the one with the dollar sign S?
  2216.  
  2217. 494
  2218. 00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:16,608
  2219. No, that's Ke$ha.
  2220.  
  2221. 495
  2222. 00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:17,526
  2223. It's Keesha.
  2224.  
  2225. 496
  2226. 00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:18,443
  2227. -Is it?
  2228. -Yeah.
  2229.  
  2230. 497
  2231. 00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:21,154
  2232. -Holy shit, Keesha's here?
  2233. -No, ready?
  2234.  
  2235. 498
  2236. 00:21:21,863 --> 00:21:23,282
  2237. Brené Brown.
  2238.  
  2239. 499
  2240. 00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:25,534
  2241. Brené Brown?
  2242.  
  2243. 500
  2244. 00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:26,868
  2245. Wait, who is Brené Brown?
  2246.  
  2247. 501
  2248. 00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:29,705
  2249. Brené Brown, she did the famous TED Talk
  2250. about vulnerability.
  2251.  
  2252. 502
  2253. 00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:31,790
  2254. She's a researcher-storyteller...
  2255.  
  2256. 503
  2257. 00:21:31,915 --> 00:21:34,334
  2258. Shame, "courage is contagious,"
  2259.  
  2260. 504
  2261. 00:21:34,584 --> 00:21:37,296
  2262. Oprah's SuperSoul Conversations, nothing?
  2263.  
  2264. 505
  2265. 00:21:37,379 --> 00:21:40,882
  2266. -No, is she famous?
  2267. -Yeah, but she doesn't care about that.
  2268.  
  2269. 506
  2270. 00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:42,884
  2271. Okay, that tracks, I get that.
  2272.  
  2273. 507
  2274. 00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:45,053
  2275. We get famous people in here
  2276. all the time.
  2277.  
  2278. 508
  2279. 00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:46,388
  2280. Do you know who was in here last week?
  2281.  
  2282. 509
  2283. 00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:48,140
  2284. -Who?
  2285. -Future.
  2286.  
  2287. 510
  2288. 00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:51,727
  2289. -Wait, did I just miss a bunch of words?
  2290. -Future?
  2291.  
  2292. 511
  2293. 00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:53,812
  2294. Is the past coming next week?
  2295.  
  2296. 512
  2297. 00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:57,274
  2298. Holy shit, you guys, let's go meet Brené!
  2299.  
  2300. 513
  2301. 00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:00,652
  2302. Let's not bug her.
  2303.  
  2304. 514
  2305. 00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:02,779
  2306. Let's let her be.
  2307.  
  2308. 515
  2309. 00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,742
  2310. Hey, Ms. Brené, we're so sorry
  2311. to interrupt your dinner.
  2312.  
  2313. 516
  2314. 00:22:06,825 --> 00:22:09,453
  2315. -It's my birthday--
  2316. -Look at your skin. It's like marzipan.
  2317.  
  2318. 517
  2319. 00:22:09,536 --> 00:22:11,413
  2320. We just have like ten or 15 questions
  2321. for you.
  2322.  
  2323. 518
  2324. 00:22:11,788 --> 00:22:13,498
  2325. What's the difference between
  2326. braving the wilderness
  2327.  
  2328. 519
  2329. 00:22:13,582 --> 00:22:15,792
  2330. -and becoming the wilderness?
  2331. -Comfort transformation...
  2332.  
  2333. 520
  2334. 00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:17,669
  2335. How, when... and why?
  2336.  
  2337. 521
  2338. 00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:20,839
  2339. How can I be generous
  2340. in my assumptions of others
  2341.  
  2342. 522
  2343. 00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:22,758
  2344. -when I hate most people?
  2345. -Good one.
  2346.  
  2347. 523
  2348. 00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:25,802
  2349. Here's the thing. We can't be generous
  2350. toward other people...
  2351.  
  2352. 524
  2353. 00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:27,179
  2354. without boundaries.
  2355.  
  2356. 525
  2357. 00:22:27,262 --> 00:22:28,847
  2358. -Yes, Brené, yes.
  2359. -Boom!
  2360.  
  2361. 526
  2362. 00:22:28,972 --> 00:22:30,974
  2363. -Boom on the boundaries.
  2364. -So, boundaries.
  2365.  
  2366. 527
  2367. 00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:33,643
  2368. -Boundaries, that means--
  2369. -Oh, my God. Message received.
  2370.  
  2371. 528
  2372. 00:22:33,727 --> 00:22:36,188
  2373. -I'm sorry. I didn't even want to come.
  2374. -Got it, we'll come back later.
  2375.  
  2376. 529
  2377. 00:22:36,271 --> 00:22:37,230
  2378. What a thrill.
  2379.  
  2380. 530
  2381. 00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:40,275
  2382. Give me your hand, darling
  2383.  
  2384. 531
  2385. 00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:44,321
  2386. Do you feel my heart beating?
  2387.  
  2388. 532
  2389. 00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:47,616
  2390. Do you understand?
  2391.  
  2392. 533
  2393. 00:22:47,699 --> 00:22:50,035
  2394. Do you feel the same?
  2395.  
  2396. 534
  2397. 00:22:50,452 --> 00:22:54,748
  2398. Am I only dreaming?
  2399.  
  2400. 535
  2401. 00:22:54,831 --> 00:22:58,126
  2402. Is this burning
  2403.  
  2404. 536
  2405. 00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:04,508
  2406. An eternal flame?
  2407.  
  2408. 537
  2409. 00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:07,260
  2410. I don't know.
  2411.  
  2412. 538
  2413. 00:23:11,014 --> 00:23:14,768
  2414. Oh, fuck Ronald McDonald
  2415. for making Filet-O-Fish.
  2416.  
  2417. 539
  2418. 00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:17,229
  2419. Fuck him ten ways from Sunday.
  2420.  
  2421. 540
  2422. 00:23:17,312 --> 00:23:21,441
  2423. Everybody get their stretchy clothes on,
  2424. 'cause we're gonna keep this party going!
  2425.  
  2426. 541
  2427. 00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:31,660
  2428. Okay, ladies...
  2429.  
  2430. 542
  2431. 00:23:31,827 --> 00:23:35,831
  2432. Gorgeous gaggle, sexy klatch, welcome...
  2433.  
  2434. 543
  2435. 00:23:36,581 --> 00:23:38,417
  2436. to the next chapter of your evening.
  2437.  
  2438. 544
  2439. 00:23:38,792 --> 00:23:41,294
  2440. Is it too early or too late
  2441. to have a next chapter?
  2442.  
  2443. 545
  2444. 00:23:41,378 --> 00:23:44,798
  2445. -I feel like it's already tomorrow night.
  2446. -Hold up. What is that?
  2447.  
  2448. 546
  2449. 00:23:45,507 --> 00:23:47,217
  2450. -What is that?
  2451. -Molly.
  2452.  
  2453. 547
  2454. 00:23:48,385 --> 00:23:50,637
  2455. Okay, seriously, before you get all weird
  2456. and judge me and stuff like that,
  2457.  
  2458. 548
  2459. 00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:53,807
  2460. I heard this super interesting podcast
  2461. on microdosing.
  2462.  
  2463. 549
  2464. 00:23:53,890 --> 00:23:57,519
  2465. Do you know about this? Okay?
  2466. So, we take a really small amount of MDMA,
  2467.  
  2468. 550
  2469. 00:23:57,644 --> 00:23:59,980
  2470. and, apparently,
  2471. it can create this common experience
  2472.  
  2473. 551
  2474. 00:24:00,063 --> 00:24:01,690
  2475. that's, like, super bonding.
  2476.  
  2477. 552
  2478. 00:24:01,898 --> 00:24:03,358
  2479. Okay, I'm listening.
  2480.  
  2481. 553
  2482. 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:06,862
  2483. Anyway, so...
  2484. we... are doing molly tonight.
  2485.  
  2486. 554
  2487. 00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:10,073
  2488. I hear you,
  2489. but I don't think we are gonna do it.
  2490.  
  2491. 555
  2492. 00:24:10,490 --> 00:24:11,867
  2493. So, we're gonna do coke?
  2494.  
  2495. 556
  2496. 00:24:11,950 --> 00:24:13,952
  2497. No, it's like Ecstasy.
  2498.  
  2499. 557
  2500. 00:24:14,035 --> 00:24:16,079
  2501. Like... MDMA.
  2502.  
  2503. 558
  2504. 00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:18,623
  2505. I thought MDMA was that extreme fighting.
  2506.  
  2507. 559
  2508. 00:24:19,249 --> 00:24:21,001
  2509. Wait, do they do coke and then they fight?
  2510.  
  2511. 560
  2512. 00:24:21,084 --> 00:24:22,502
  2513. You guys, it's molly.
  2514.  
  2515. 561
  2516. 00:24:22,586 --> 00:24:25,589
  2517. I mean, I wanna, yes-and this,
  2518. but I'm just wondering,
  2519.  
  2520. 562
  2521. 00:24:25,672 --> 00:24:28,341
  2522. how does molly interact
  2523. with the drugs I'm currently taking?
  2524.  
  2525. 563
  2526. 00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:31,011
  2527. 'Cause right now, I'm on Levothroid
  2528. and melatonin.
  2529.  
  2530. 564
  2531. 00:24:31,636 --> 00:24:33,972
  2532. -Things we say now.
  2533. -For reals, though.
  2534.  
  2535. 565
  2536. 00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:36,558
  2537. I'm on Wellbutrin and Farxiga.
  2538.  
  2539. 566
  2540. 00:24:36,808 --> 00:24:39,144
  2541. I think it's fine. I'm on Fluoxetine
  2542. and the Mirena IUD,
  2543.  
  2544. 567
  2545. 00:24:39,227 --> 00:24:41,229
  2546. and I think it's gonna be totally fine.
  2547. I really do.
  2548.  
  2549. 568
  2550. 00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:42,564
  2551. Guys, I'm on all kinds of stuff.
  2552.  
  2553. 569
  2554. 00:24:42,647 --> 00:24:44,483
  2555. Zoloft, Singulair...
  2556.  
  2557. 570
  2558. 00:24:44,941 --> 00:24:48,195
  2559. Raw Calcium,
  2560. black cohosh for night sweats, Zantac...
  2561.  
  2562. 571
  2563. 00:24:48,612 --> 00:24:51,990
  2564. Mykonos, Who-you-gonna-call-trex,
  2565. Queef-a-tram.
  2566.  
  2567. 572
  2568. 00:24:52,157 --> 00:24:55,535
  2569. Cath, I think what we're all trying to say
  2570. is maybe this isn't that kind of trip.
  2571.  
  2572. 573
  2573. 00:24:55,911 --> 00:24:57,204
  2574. You know what I mean, like...
  2575.  
  2576. 574
  2577. 00:24:57,329 --> 00:25:01,416
  2578. You know, we have a big day tomorrow,
  2579. and this is a marathon, it's not a sprint.
  2580.  
  2581. 575
  2582. 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,335
  2583. I thought it was a birthday weekend.
  2584.  
  2585. 576
  2586. 00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:04,794
  2587. Well...
  2588.  
  2589. 577
  2590. 00:25:05,378 --> 00:25:06,338
  2591. Oh, okay.
  2592.  
  2593. 578
  2594. 00:25:07,464 --> 00:25:08,673
  2595. It's... totally...
  2596.  
  2597. 579
  2598. 00:25:08,757 --> 00:25:10,383
  2599. It's Rebecca's birthday. Anyway...
  2600.  
  2601. 580
  2602. 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:13,136
  2603. you should download the podcast.
  2604. It's super interesting.
  2605.  
  2606. 581
  2607. 00:25:13,220 --> 00:25:14,679
  2608. It's this amazing TED Talk, actually.
  2609.  
  2610. 582
  2611. 00:25:14,763 --> 00:25:16,723
  2612. -It sounds amazing.
  2613. -I mean, I would do the podcast.
  2614.  
  2615. 583
  2616. 00:25:16,806 --> 00:25:18,183
  2617. I'd love to listen to the podcast.
  2618.  
  2619. 584
  2620. 00:25:18,266 --> 00:25:21,228
  2621. -I feel bad. I'm sorry.
  2622. -No, don't be sad.
  2623.  
  2624. 585
  2625. 00:25:21,311 --> 00:25:22,521
  2626. -No, it's fine.
  2627. -Know what? Apparently,
  2628.  
  2629. 586
  2630. 00:25:22,604 --> 00:25:24,648
  2631. we're just not that interested
  2632. in doing drugs.
  2633.  
  2634. 587
  2635. 00:25:25,398 --> 00:25:28,276
  2636. Except for the thousands of drugs
  2637. we just listed.
  2638.  
  2639. 588
  2640. 00:25:28,485 --> 00:25:30,237
  2641. I did Molly in college, but...
  2642.  
  2643. 589
  2644. 00:25:30,654 --> 00:25:32,197
  2645. she went back to her boyfriend.
  2646.  
  2647. 590
  2648. 00:25:33,990 --> 00:25:35,450
  2649. -Let's dance it out.
  2650. -Let's dance.
  2651.  
  2652. 591
  2653. 00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:39,913
  2654. -Dance it out!
  2655. -Dancing's my job.
  2656.  
  2657. 592
  2658. 00:25:39,996 --> 00:25:42,582
  2659. -What should our first song be?
  2660. -First song...
  2661.  
  2662. 593
  2663. 00:25:43,416 --> 00:25:46,920
  2664. "Sweet Child o' Mine," Guns N' Roses,
  2665. then we'll cascade into "Paradise City."
  2666.  
  2667. 594
  2668. 00:25:47,629 --> 00:25:49,297
  2669. Anything from the Xanadu soundtrack,
  2670.  
  2671. 595
  2672. 00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:51,466
  2673. -anything from Flashdance soundtrack.
  2674. -Yeah.
  2675.  
  2676. 596
  2677. 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:53,051
  2678. I don't want any
  2679. Quentin Tarantino soundtracks.
  2680.  
  2681. 597
  2682. 00:25:53,134 --> 00:25:53,969
  2683. -Never.
  2684. -I'm done.
  2685.  
  2686. 598
  2687. 00:26:03,144 --> 00:26:04,646
  2688. Let's do a whole classic rock.
  2689.  
  2690. 599
  2691. 00:26:04,729 --> 00:26:06,398
  2692. Let's do Boston, Styx,
  2693.  
  2694. 600
  2695. 00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:08,733
  2696. Marshall Tucker Band, Lynyrd Skynyrd.
  2697.  
  2698. 601
  2699. 00:26:08,817 --> 00:26:10,694
  2700. "Tuesday's Gone," no "Sweet Home Alabama."
  2701.  
  2702. 602
  2703. 00:26:10,777 --> 00:26:12,404
  2704. Never. Kid Rock ruined it.
  2705.  
  2706. 603
  2707. 00:26:18,285 --> 00:26:21,037
  2708. -Natalie Merchant?
  2709. -Natalie Merchant, yes.
  2710.  
  2711. 604
  2712. 00:26:21,121 --> 00:26:23,373
  2713. -Lauryn Hill?
  2714. -Lauryn Hill, a hundred percent.
  2715.  
  2716. 605
  2717. 00:26:23,540 --> 00:26:25,584
  2718. -Bless it. What happened to her?
  2719. -Yeah, I don't know.
  2720.  
  2721. 606
  2722. 00:26:25,667 --> 00:26:27,502
  2723. She didn't pay her taxes. She went crazy.
  2724.  
  2725. 607
  2726. 00:26:37,387 --> 00:26:39,306
  2727. I think we should not play anything...
  2728.  
  2729. 608
  2730. 00:26:39,514 --> 00:26:40,890
  2731. later than "Hey Ya!"
  2732.  
  2733. 609
  2734. 00:26:41,850 --> 00:26:43,560
  2735. -Nothing current.
  2736. -Nothing current.
  2737.  
  2738. 610
  2739. 00:26:43,852 --> 00:26:45,437
  2740. -All right.
  2741. -Not tonight.
  2742.  
  2743. 611
  2744. 00:26:59,326 --> 00:27:00,327
  2745. Do you know what?
  2746.  
  2747. 612
  2748. 00:27:02,829 --> 00:27:04,664
  2749. I wished Prince's ghost...
  2750.  
  2751. 613
  2752. 00:27:06,249 --> 00:27:07,167
  2753. would come back...
  2754.  
  2755. 614
  2756. 00:27:07,876 --> 00:27:11,838
  2757. and... serenade me
  2758. for like two whole hours...
  2759.  
  2760. 615
  2761. 00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:14,424
  2762. and then make sweet love to me.
  2763.  
  2764. 616
  2765. 00:27:14,758 --> 00:27:15,800
  2766. Yeah, no shit.
  2767.  
  2768. 617
  2769. 00:27:17,510 --> 00:27:19,095
  2770. He fucking glided
  2771.  
  2772. 618
  2773. 00:27:19,179 --> 00:27:22,515
  2774. into that elevator in Paisley Park,
  2775. and that fucking door closed...
  2776.  
  2777. 619
  2778. 00:27:22,932 --> 00:27:23,850
  2779. And then, poof.
  2780.  
  2781. 620
  2782. 00:27:24,517 --> 00:27:25,477
  2783. Where's my baby?
  2784.  
  2785. 621
  2786. 00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:28,313
  2787. -Where's my Prince?
  2788. -Beautiful-ass Prince.
  2789.  
  2790. 622
  2791. 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,607
  2792. I love my husband and shit, but, like...
  2793.  
  2794. 623
  2795. 00:27:31,608 --> 00:27:33,193
  2796. that's the love of my life.
  2797.  
  2798. 624
  2799. 00:27:33,443 --> 00:27:35,528
  2800. He had eyes like a beautiful newborn fawn.
  2801.  
  2802. 625
  2803. 00:27:36,363 --> 00:27:37,530
  2804. What was his pain?
  2805.  
  2806. 626
  2807. 00:27:38,531 --> 00:27:39,407
  2808. His hips.
  2809.  
  2810. 627
  2811. 00:27:39,491 --> 00:27:40,450
  2812. Oh, God, yeah.
  2813.  
  2814. 628
  2815. 00:27:41,451 --> 00:27:44,871
  2816. And who knows, you know? Life ain't easy.
  2817.  
  2818. 629
  2819. 00:27:44,954 --> 00:27:45,789
  2820. No.
  2821.  
  2822. 630
  2823. 00:27:45,872 --> 00:27:50,126
  2824. I feel like...
  2825. the universe is saying it to me.
  2826.  
  2827. 631
  2828. 00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:51,753
  2829. I hear the universe saying...
  2830.  
  2831. 632
  2832. 00:27:53,338 --> 00:27:54,673
  2833. "Your heroes are dying.
  2834.  
  2835. 633
  2836. 00:27:56,216 --> 00:27:57,300
  2837. You're getting old."
  2838.  
  2839. 634
  2840. 00:27:58,176 --> 00:28:00,345
  2841. -Dying is my worst fear.
  2842. -Same.
  2843.  
  2844. 635
  2845. 00:28:01,012 --> 00:28:03,056
  2846. I swear to God. If anything....
  2847.  
  2848. 636
  2849. 00:28:04,391 --> 00:28:05,392
  2850. happened to me...
  2851.  
  2852. 637
  2853. 00:28:06,476 --> 00:28:09,646
  2854. I just think about my poor kids.
  2855.  
  2856. 638
  2857. 00:28:10,355 --> 00:28:11,231
  2858. Like...
  2859.  
  2860. 639
  2861. 00:28:14,150 --> 00:28:15,360
  2862. My babies.
  2863.  
  2864. 640
  2865. 00:28:15,944 --> 00:28:18,738
  2866. -You know? Like, no one's...
  2867. -I know.
  2868.  
  2869. 641
  2870. 00:28:19,656 --> 00:28:21,408
  2871. No one's gonna love my babies...
  2872.  
  2873. 642
  2874. 00:28:21,741 --> 00:28:22,575
  2875. like I do.
  2876.  
  2877. 643
  2878. 00:28:22,992 --> 00:28:25,495
  2879. They're your sweet peas.
  2880. But I'm gonna tell you something.
  2881.  
  2882. 644
  2883. 00:28:25,578 --> 00:28:27,580
  2884. Remember, how Prince would throw
  2885. his guitar up in the air,
  2886.  
  2887. 645
  2888. 00:28:27,664 --> 00:28:28,998
  2889. and his guitar tech...
  2890.  
  2891. 646
  2892. 00:28:29,624 --> 00:28:32,335
  2893. would always catch the guitar
  2894. after a mind-blowing solo?
  2895.  
  2896. 647
  2897. 00:28:32,419 --> 00:28:33,253
  2898. Yeah.
  2899.  
  2900. 648
  2901. 00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:36,548
  2902. I'm... that person for you.
  2903.  
  2904. 649
  2905. 00:28:36,756 --> 00:28:38,800
  2906. I'll catch your guitar. Every time.
  2907.  
  2908. 650
  2909. 00:28:39,175 --> 00:28:40,677
  2910. I will always catch...
  2911.  
  2912. 651
  2913. 00:28:41,052 --> 00:28:46,307
  2914. your motherfucking guitar,
  2915. 'cause you... are my... rock.
  2916.  
  2917. 652
  2918. 00:28:46,516 --> 00:28:48,685
  2919. I'm here for you. I'm your Apollonia.
  2920.  
  2921. 653
  2922. 00:28:49,269 --> 00:28:50,854
  2923. I'm your Vanity.
  2924.  
  2925. 654
  2926. 00:28:51,104 --> 00:28:52,856
  2927. -I love you.
  2928. -I love you.
  2929.  
  2930. 655
  2931. 00:28:54,232 --> 00:28:55,316
  2932. Will you marry me?
  2933.  
  2934. 656
  2935. 00:28:57,068 --> 00:28:57,902
  2936. Yeah.
  2937.  
  2938. 657
  2939. 00:29:04,159 --> 00:29:08,705
  2940. I want us now to actually take a look
  2941. at the word "microdosing."
  2942.  
  2943. 658
  2944. 00:29:08,955 --> 00:29:12,667
  2945. "Mi." My experience, my emotions.
  2946.  
  2947. 659
  2948. 00:29:13,293 --> 00:29:16,171
  2949. "C." I am now going to see.
  2950.  
  2951. 660
  2952. 00:29:16,755 --> 00:29:18,757
  2953. I feel it in my emotions.
  2954.  
  2955. 661
  2956. 00:29:19,174 --> 00:29:20,592
  2957. There are different lakes.
  2958.  
  2959. 662
  2960. 00:29:20,717 --> 00:29:25,555
  2961. "Ro." Rowing your mental boat
  2962. down a different stream.
  2963.  
  2964. 663
  2965. 00:30:36,584 --> 00:30:38,253
  2966. Shit! Fuck! Who the fuck are you?
  2967.  
  2968. 664
  2969. 00:30:38,336 --> 00:30:41,881
  2970. It's okay, I'm Devon.
  2971. I'm a nice person, I'm nice.
  2972.  
  2973. 665
  2974. 00:30:42,090 --> 00:30:44,092
  2975. -I'm allowed to--
  2976. -What is that?
  2977.  
  2978. 666
  2979. 00:30:44,217 --> 00:30:48,263
  2980. That's a squid...
  2981. for the paella I'm prepping.
  2982.  
  2983. 667
  2984. 00:30:49,472 --> 00:30:51,641
  2985. Did Tammy not tell you
  2986. I come with the house?
  2987.  
  2988. 668
  2989. 00:30:52,267 --> 00:30:54,936
  2990. No, she gave us the full download
  2991. on the toilet fountain,
  2992.  
  2993. 669
  2994. 00:30:55,311 --> 00:30:56,813
  2995. but she forgot to mention you.
  2996.  
  2997. 670
  2998. 00:30:57,438 --> 00:30:59,482
  2999. I don't know
  3000. what I was planning to do with this.
  3001.  
  3002. 671
  3003. 00:30:59,566 --> 00:31:00,775
  3004. -What's going on?
  3005. -Oh, my God.
  3006.  
  3007. 672
  3008. 00:31:01,109 --> 00:31:03,319
  3009. -Who is this asshole?
  3010. -This is...
  3011.  
  3012. 673
  3013. 00:31:05,446 --> 00:31:07,907
  3014. -Who are you?
  3015. -I'm Devon.
  3016.  
  3017. 674
  3018. 00:31:08,491 --> 00:31:09,909
  3019. I come with the house.
  3020.  
  3021. 675
  3022. 00:31:09,993 --> 00:31:12,370
  3023. Think of me as your driver,
  3024. your tour guide, your chef.
  3025.  
  3026. 676
  3027. 00:31:12,453 --> 00:31:14,122
  3028. I'm sorry I wasn't here,
  3029. by the way, yesterday.
  3030.  
  3031. 677
  3032. 00:31:14,205 --> 00:31:16,374
  3033. I was down in Bodega Bay,
  3034. spearing this little guy.
  3035.  
  3036. 678
  3037. 00:31:16,624 --> 00:31:18,126
  3038. Devon is making...
  3039.  
  3040. 679
  3041. 00:31:19,252 --> 00:31:21,671
  3042. -What are you making?
  3043. -My famous paella.
  3044.  
  3045. 680
  3046. 00:31:22,088 --> 00:31:23,923
  3047. Sorry, let me just grab this.
  3048.  
  3049. 681
  3050. 00:31:24,007 --> 00:31:25,675
  3051. -Oh, God.
  3052. -It's kind of a process.
  3053.  
  3054. 682
  3055. 00:31:26,050 --> 00:31:28,386
  3056. It takes a long time,
  3057. so I like to get a jump start on it.
  3058.  
  3059. 683
  3060. 00:31:28,511 --> 00:31:31,222
  3061. Look at that thing. It's beautiful.
  3062. I mean, that is beautiful.
  3063.  
  3064. 684
  3065. 00:31:31,931 --> 00:31:32,849
  3066. You hear that?
  3067.  
  3068. 685
  3069. 00:31:34,517 --> 00:31:37,604
  3070. Squid or cuttlefish?
  3071. What do you think this is?
  3072.  
  3073. 686
  3074. 00:31:37,687 --> 00:31:39,272
  3075. -God, that smells.
  3076. -It's a cuttlefish.
  3077.  
  3078. 687
  3079. 00:31:39,355 --> 00:31:41,274
  3080. A cuttlefish is a little bit different
  3081. than their cousins,
  3082.  
  3083. 688
  3084. 00:31:41,357 --> 00:31:44,569
  3085. but this has, actually,
  3086. what's called a cuttlebone inside of it.
  3087.  
  3088. 689
  3089. 00:31:44,652 --> 00:31:47,405
  3090. And... squid is faster as a predator.
  3091.  
  3092. 690
  3093. 00:31:47,614 --> 00:31:50,325
  3094. You're gonna see,
  3095. it takes on the flavor like a mother.
  3096.  
  3097. 691
  3098. 00:31:50,408 --> 00:31:52,285
  3099. I mean, it's really sweet.
  3100.  
  3101. 692
  3102. 00:31:52,368 --> 00:31:54,203
  3103. It wants to be flavored,
  3104.  
  3105. 693
  3106. 00:31:54,287 --> 00:31:57,540
  3107. and it's actually
  3108. a more traditional seafood protein
  3109.  
  3110. 694
  3111. 00:31:57,624 --> 00:31:59,667
  3112. to put in paella with the rice--
  3113.  
  3114. 695
  3115. 00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:01,836
  3116. -Could you put that on ice, please?
  3117. -Yeah, absolutely.
  3118.  
  3119. 696
  3120. 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,422
  3121. Ladies, if there is anything
  3122. that you need, let me know.
  3123.  
  3124. 697
  3125. 00:32:04,505 --> 00:32:05,381
  3126. Anything at all.
  3127.  
  3128. 698
  3129. 00:32:05,632 --> 00:32:06,883
  3130. Because, as always...
  3131.  
  3132. 699
  3133. 00:32:09,552 --> 00:32:11,471
  3134. it's an amazing day in wine country.
  3135.  
  3136. 700
  3137. 00:32:12,138 --> 00:32:13,056
  3138. No, it's not.
  3139.  
  3140. 701
  3141. 00:32:13,139 --> 00:32:15,308
  3142. Oh, yeah, Devon, can you do me a favor?
  3143.  
  3144. 702
  3145. 00:32:15,391 --> 00:32:16,517
  3146. Can you help me...
  3147.  
  3148. 703
  3149. 00:32:17,143 --> 00:32:19,479
  3150. with the wind chimes
  3151. over the ceramic frogs?
  3152.  
  3153. 704
  3154. 00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:22,357
  3155. 'Cause they're all tangled
  3156. in the dream catchers,
  3157.  
  3158. 705
  3159. 00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:23,942
  3160. and the sound has been keeping us up
  3161. all night.
  3162.  
  3163. 706
  3164. 00:32:24,025 --> 00:32:26,444
  3165. God damn it. I'm so sorry.
  3166. Sleep is so important.
  3167.  
  3168. 707
  3169. 00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:30,073
  3170. -Show me.
  3171. -There was a really loud bird out here.
  3172.  
  3173. 708
  3174. 00:32:30,156 --> 00:32:31,783
  3175. So sorry to hear. I'll shut these later.
  3176.  
  3177. 709
  3178. 00:32:31,866 --> 00:32:33,534
  3179. Do you have a key, or how did you get in?
  3180.  
  3181. 710
  3182. 00:32:33,618 --> 00:32:35,244
  3183. Hey, how we feeling, ladies?
  3184.  
  3185. 711
  3186. 00:32:41,417 --> 00:32:43,044
  3187. I feel like hot garbage.
  3188.  
  3189. 712
  3190. 00:32:44,128 --> 00:32:45,505
  3191. Should we make coffee?
  3192.  
  3193. 713
  3194. 00:32:46,881 --> 00:32:47,715
  3195. Yeah.
  3196.  
  3197. 714
  3198. 00:32:49,425 --> 00:32:51,219
  3199. What the fuck is this?
  3200.  
  3201. 715
  3202. 00:32:53,638 --> 00:32:54,639
  3203. That's...
  3204.  
  3205. 716
  3206. 00:32:55,431 --> 00:32:57,809
  3207. That's seafood from... Devon.
  3208.  
  3209. 717
  3210. 00:32:58,518 --> 00:33:00,478
  3211. -Who's Devon?
  3212. -He comes with the house.
  3213.  
  3214. 718
  3215. 00:33:08,861 --> 00:33:09,779
  3216. Do we...
  3217.  
  3218. 719
  3219. 00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:13,783
  3220. -hit the button?
  3221. -Gotta push the button.
  3222.  
  3223. 720
  3224. 00:33:14,701 --> 00:33:17,537
  3225. -Should I push the button?
  3226. -Or I could do it.
  3227.  
  3228. 721
  3229. 00:33:19,038 --> 00:33:22,625
  3230. Wait, did you already take a shower,
  3231. or are you about to take a shower?
  3232.  
  3233. 722
  3234. 00:33:24,085 --> 00:33:24,961
  3235. What?
  3236.  
  3237. 723
  3238. 00:33:26,421 --> 00:33:27,255
  3239. I don't know.
  3240.  
  3241. 724
  3242. 00:33:32,135 --> 00:33:35,013
  3243. Does this house have a tea thingy? Like...
  3244.  
  3245. 725
  3246. 00:33:37,140 --> 00:33:38,599
  3247. You know what I mean, like...
  3248.  
  3249. 726
  3250. 00:33:40,143 --> 00:33:41,936
  3251. Like a hot water source.
  3252.  
  3253. 727
  3254. 00:33:43,354 --> 00:33:44,647
  3255. -A kettle!
  3256. -Kettle.
  3257.  
  3258. 728
  3259. 00:33:44,731 --> 00:33:45,565
  3260. A kettle.
  3261.  
  3262. 729
  3263. 00:33:45,815 --> 00:33:47,316
  3264. Man, I am not doing great.
  3265.  
  3266. 730
  3267. 00:33:49,068 --> 00:33:50,820
  3268. Yeah, what did I say last night?
  3269.  
  3270. 731
  3271. 00:33:50,945 --> 00:33:53,948
  3272. I feel like I went on and on
  3273. about... somebody's mom.
  3274.  
  3275. 732
  3276. 00:33:54,282 --> 00:33:56,534
  3277. Oh, wait, did everyone hang out
  3278. after I went to bed?
  3279.  
  3280. 733
  3281. 00:33:57,035 --> 00:33:58,661
  3282. Are there any inside jokes
  3283. I should get caught up on?
  3284.  
  3285. 734
  3286. 00:33:58,745 --> 00:33:59,996
  3287. No, we all went to bed.
  3288.  
  3289. 735
  3290. 00:34:02,206 --> 00:34:03,583
  3291. Devon breaks in at 7:00 a.m.,
  3292.  
  3293. 736
  3294. 00:34:03,666 --> 00:34:05,877
  3295. -but now he rings the doorbell?
  3296. -Who's Devon?
  3297.  
  3298. 737
  3299. 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:06,836
  3300. He comes with the house.
  3301.  
  3302. 738
  3303. 00:34:08,254 --> 00:34:09,213
  3304. It's the tarot card reader.
  3305.  
  3306. 739
  3307. 00:34:09,964 --> 00:34:10,840
  3308. The what?
  3309.  
  3310. 740
  3311. 00:34:10,923 --> 00:34:13,051
  3312. -Oh, no!
  3313. -On the itinerary.
  3314.  
  3315. 741
  3316. 00:34:14,802 --> 00:34:16,763
  3317. Maybe she can get the coffee to work.
  3318.  
  3319. 742
  3320. 00:34:16,888 --> 00:34:18,765
  3321. Her name's... Lady Sunshine.
  3322.  
  3323. 743
  3324. 00:34:19,307 --> 00:34:20,850
  3325. Hi, you must be Lady--
  3326.  
  3327. 744
  3328. 00:34:20,933 --> 00:34:23,019
  3329. This house was impossible to find.
  3330.  
  3331. 745
  3332. 00:34:23,978 --> 00:34:25,104
  3333. Not marked.
  3334.  
  3335. 746
  3336. 00:34:25,229 --> 00:34:27,190
  3337. I'm a psychic, not Magellan.
  3338.  
  3339. 747
  3340. 00:34:27,815 --> 00:34:28,691
  3341. Oh, boy.
  3342.  
  3343. 748
  3344. 00:34:29,442 --> 00:34:31,402
  3345. Okay, when I figure out
  3346. where I'm gonna place myself,
  3347.  
  3348. 749
  3349. 00:34:31,486 --> 00:34:33,780
  3350. I'm gonna need you to put this somewhere
  3351. where I can see it.
  3352.  
  3353. 750
  3354. 00:34:33,863 --> 00:34:34,697
  3355. Okay.
  3356.  
  3357. 751
  3358. 00:34:34,781 --> 00:34:35,615
  3359. No.
  3360.  
  3361. 752
  3362. 00:34:37,283 --> 00:34:39,410
  3363. We're gonna have to smudge
  3364. the heck out of this space.
  3365.  
  3366. 753
  3367. 00:34:40,036 --> 00:34:41,788
  3368. The juju es no bueno.
  3369.  
  3370. 754
  3371. 00:34:42,747 --> 00:34:45,124
  3372. Honey, take this...
  3373.  
  3374. 755
  3375. 00:34:45,833 --> 00:34:48,711
  3376. and go all around the room with it,
  3377. really wave it around.
  3378.  
  3379. 756
  3380. 00:34:50,630 --> 00:34:52,590
  3381. -Don't be shy.
  3382. -Okay.
  3383.  
  3384. 757
  3385. 00:34:55,259 --> 00:34:56,928
  3386. Okay, smudging not working.
  3387.  
  3388. 758
  3389. 00:34:57,011 --> 00:34:59,138
  3390. We're gonna have to go
  3391. to a different room.
  3392.  
  3393. 759
  3394. 00:34:59,472 --> 00:35:01,599
  3395. One that is not contaminated.
  3396.  
  3397. 760
  3398. 00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:03,559
  3399. -Preferably...
  3400. -Just let it go...
  3401.  
  3402. 761
  3403. 00:35:03,643 --> 00:35:05,311
  3404. if I may offer some feedback.
  3405.  
  3406. 762
  3407. 00:35:05,603 --> 00:35:07,814
  3408. Are you ready for some feedback?
  3409.  
  3410. 763
  3411. 00:35:08,022 --> 00:35:09,065
  3412. Oh, no.
  3413.  
  3414. 764
  3415. 00:35:09,565 --> 00:35:10,983
  3416. Are you a singing group?
  3417.  
  3418. 765
  3419. 00:35:11,484 --> 00:35:13,069
  3420. No, just friends.
  3421.  
  3422. 766
  3423. 00:35:17,949 --> 00:35:18,866
  3424. We'll see.
  3425.  
  3426. 767
  3427. 00:35:20,451 --> 00:35:21,494
  3428. The Chariot.
  3429.  
  3430. 768
  3431. 00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:26,249
  3432. Oh, my God,
  3433. that would make a beautiful tattoo.
  3434.  
  3435. 769
  3436. 00:35:29,043 --> 00:35:31,671
  3437. The Chariot is a very positive card...
  3438.  
  3439. 770
  3440. 00:35:31,963 --> 00:35:32,797
  3441. Oh, really?
  3442.  
  3443. 771
  3444. 00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:35,216
  3445. ...when it's right-side up.
  3446. Yours is upside down.
  3447.  
  3448. 772
  3449. 00:35:36,050 --> 00:35:37,510
  3450. The upside-down Chariot...
  3451.  
  3452. 773
  3453. 00:35:37,969 --> 00:35:40,763
  3454. tells me that you're being dragged
  3455. through time with no control
  3456.  
  3457. 774
  3458. 00:35:40,847 --> 00:35:42,682
  3459. over where life is taking you.
  3460.  
  3461. 775
  3462. 00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:44,976
  3463. A big change has upended you.
  3464.  
  3465. 776
  3466. 00:35:46,060 --> 00:35:46,978
  3467. You're free-falling.
  3468.  
  3469. 777
  3470. 00:35:47,687 --> 00:35:49,981
  3471. You're killing yourself staying busy,
  3472.  
  3473. 778
  3474. 00:35:50,273 --> 00:35:51,858
  3475. because if you don't, you feel...
  3476.  
  3477. 779
  3478. 00:35:52,191 --> 00:35:54,610
  3479. as if you will literally break apart.
  3480.  
  3481. 780
  3482. 00:35:55,903 --> 00:35:57,905
  3483. It'd still make a killer tattoo.
  3484.  
  3485. 781
  3486. 00:36:00,032 --> 00:36:00,908
  3487. Who's next?
  3488.  
  3489. 782
  3490. 00:36:03,619 --> 00:36:04,579
  3491. That's not good.
  3492.  
  3493. 783
  3494. 00:36:07,039 --> 00:36:08,416
  3495. The Five of Pentacles.
  3496.  
  3497. 784
  3498. 00:36:08,916 --> 00:36:12,628
  3499. Many say this card signifies
  3500. financial loss, poverty.
  3501.  
  3502. 785
  3503. 00:36:13,129 --> 00:36:15,673
  3504. Well, I'm lucky
  3505. 'cause I'm very comfortable,
  3506.  
  3507. 786
  3508. 00:36:15,756 --> 00:36:19,260
  3509. but I do have an opportunity
  3510. I would love to ask you about.
  3511.  
  3512. 787
  3513. 00:36:19,343 --> 00:36:22,221
  3514. It's... a TV job.
  3515.  
  3516. 788
  3517. 00:36:23,139 --> 00:36:24,932
  3518. I wonder what the card says about that.
  3519.  
  3520. 789
  3521. 00:36:26,309 --> 00:36:27,351
  3522. May I continue?
  3523.  
  3524. 790
  3525. 00:36:28,436 --> 00:36:29,270
  3526. Yeah, of course.
  3527.  
  3528. 791
  3529. 00:36:29,562 --> 00:36:33,107
  3530. Many say that this card signifies
  3531. financial loss, poverty.
  3532.  
  3533. 792
  3534. 00:36:33,316 --> 00:36:34,901
  3535. -Okay.
  3536. -But not me.
  3537.  
  3538. 793
  3539. 00:36:34,984 --> 00:36:35,818
  3540. She flipped it.
  3541.  
  3542. 794
  3543. 00:36:35,902 --> 00:36:40,072
  3544. I find that the Five of Pentacles points
  3545. to emotional poverty.
  3546.  
  3547. 795
  3548. 00:36:43,326 --> 00:36:44,994
  3549. So, nothing about the TV show?
  3550.  
  3551. 796
  3552. 00:36:49,248 --> 00:36:50,208
  3553. The Fool.
  3554.  
  3555. 797
  3556. 00:36:51,375 --> 00:36:53,336
  3557. You want a tattoo of this one as well?
  3558.  
  3559. 798
  3560. 00:36:56,380 --> 00:36:57,757
  3561. I liked the Chariot better.
  3562.  
  3563. 799
  3564. 00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:01,427
  3565. The Fool represents new beginnings,
  3566. optimism.
  3567.  
  3568. 800
  3569. 00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:04,430
  3570. Man, I'm really ready to meet somebody.
  3571.  
  3572. 801
  3573. 00:37:05,139 --> 00:37:07,808
  3574. Well, the Fool has difficulty seizing
  3575. on new opportunities
  3576.  
  3577. 802
  3578. 00:37:07,892 --> 00:37:10,436
  3579. because they're too focused
  3580. on the needs of others.
  3581.  
  3582. 803
  3583. 00:37:11,854 --> 00:37:14,398
  3584. Are you saying I should put my knees...
  3585.  
  3586. 804
  3587. 00:37:14,815 --> 00:37:16,901
  3588. before others' needs?
  3589.  
  3590. 805
  3591. 00:37:23,032 --> 00:37:24,033
  3592. They laughed.
  3593.  
  3594. 806
  3595. 00:37:24,659 --> 00:37:25,618
  3596. Next.
  3597.  
  3598. 807
  3599. 00:37:29,330 --> 00:37:30,331
  3600. The Devil.
  3601.  
  3602. 808
  3603. 00:37:30,790 --> 00:37:33,876
  3604. The Devil represents the violent forces
  3605. of nature
  3606.  
  3607. 809
  3608. 00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:36,045
  3609. that can strain you-- Where did she go?
  3610.  
  3611. 810
  3612. 00:37:36,170 --> 00:37:37,713
  3613. I don't think this is her jam.
  3614.  
  3615. 811
  3616. 00:37:37,797 --> 00:37:39,548
  3617. I don't think this is anyone's jam.
  3618.  
  3619. 812
  3620. 00:37:41,550 --> 00:37:42,385
  3621. Death.
  3622.  
  3623. 813
  3624. 00:37:43,469 --> 00:37:44,762
  3625. -Fuck me!
  3626. -Jesus Christ!
  3627.  
  3628. 814
  3629. 00:37:45,221 --> 00:37:47,515
  3630. -You're fired!
  3631. -No, I love this card,
  3632.  
  3633. 815
  3634. 00:37:47,598 --> 00:37:50,559
  3635. because people always think
  3636. that this is a very negative card.
  3637.  
  3638. 816
  3639. 00:37:50,643 --> 00:37:53,062
  3640. They're scared of it.
  3641. But the Death card actually indicates
  3642.  
  3643. 817
  3644. 00:37:53,145 --> 00:37:54,814
  3645. a time of transformation.
  3646.  
  3647. 818
  3648. 00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:57,942
  3649. The death of the old you
  3650. to make way for the new.
  3651.  
  3652. 819
  3653. 00:37:58,317 --> 00:37:59,777
  3654. A metamorphosis.
  3655.  
  3656. 820
  3657. 00:37:59,860 --> 00:38:01,654
  3658. You're ready to become a butterfly.
  3659.  
  3660. 821
  3661. 00:38:02,697 --> 00:38:04,782
  3662. But it can also mean death is coming.
  3663.  
  3664. 822
  3665. 00:38:07,660 --> 00:38:08,494
  3666. Okay.
  3667.  
  3668. 823
  3669. 00:38:11,747 --> 00:38:13,207
  3670. The Wheel of Fortune.
  3671.  
  3672. 824
  3673. 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,751
  3674. Wheel... of...
  3675.  
  3676. 825
  3677. 00:38:15,835 --> 00:38:18,379
  3678. -For--
  3679. -The Wheel represents life cycles.
  3680.  
  3681. 826
  3682. 00:38:19,088 --> 00:38:20,172
  3683. A turning point.
  3684.  
  3685. 827
  3686. 00:38:20,881 --> 00:38:23,634
  3687. -The big change is coming.
  3688. -Her 50th birthday.
  3689.  
  3690. 828
  3691. 00:38:24,260 --> 00:38:25,386
  3692. Half a century.
  3693.  
  3694. 829
  3695. 00:38:27,221 --> 00:38:28,222
  3696. That's a long time.
  3697.  
  3698. 830
  3699. 00:38:29,181 --> 00:38:30,266
  3700. Fifty years of age.
  3701.  
  3702. 831
  3703. 00:38:30,933 --> 00:38:33,602
  3704. And see how Lady Fortuna
  3705. is just standing here,
  3706.  
  3707. 832
  3708. 00:38:33,686 --> 00:38:35,646
  3709. in the middle of this wheel of change?
  3710.  
  3711. 833
  3712. 00:38:35,730 --> 00:38:37,440
  3713. -She is unmoving.
  3714. -All right, yeah.
  3715.  
  3716. 834
  3717. 00:38:37,523 --> 00:38:40,484
  3718. Right. Tranquil, peaceful.
  3719.  
  3720. 835
  3721. 00:38:40,776 --> 00:38:42,653
  3722. Over, done.
  3723.  
  3724. 836
  3725. 00:38:44,530 --> 00:38:46,115
  3726. And now, for the group reading.
  3727.  
  3728. 837
  3729. 00:38:46,407 --> 00:38:48,784
  3730. You know, no.
  3731. I think this is when we say goodbye.
  3732.  
  3733. 838
  3734. 00:38:48,868 --> 00:38:50,369
  3735. -Yeah, I'm doing--
  3736. -I've gotta...
  3737.  
  3738. 839
  3739. 00:38:50,453 --> 00:38:51,829
  3740. -Yeah, we're done.
  3741. -Me, too.
  3742.  
  3743. 840
  3744. 00:38:54,123 --> 00:38:55,708
  3745. Yeah, you're right. Never mind.
  3746.  
  3747. 841
  3748. 00:38:55,791 --> 00:38:57,376
  3749. Wait, why? What does it say?
  3750.  
  3751. 842
  3752. 00:38:58,461 --> 00:38:59,378
  3753. Is it bad?
  3754.  
  3755. 843
  3756. 00:39:00,046 --> 00:39:02,590
  3757. The garden looks like a winner.
  3758.  
  3759. 844
  3760. 00:39:02,673 --> 00:39:06,802
  3761. Usually, yes, but not when it's sandwiched
  3762. between the snakes and the rocks.
  3763.  
  3764. 845
  3765. 00:39:07,553 --> 00:39:09,680
  3766. You see, the fighting snakes show me...
  3767.  
  3768. 846
  3769. 00:39:10,139 --> 00:39:12,475
  3770. that you all surround yourselves
  3771. with battles.
  3772.  
  3773. 847
  3774. 00:39:13,100 --> 00:39:17,146
  3775. People who have been intertwined
  3776. and dueling for thousands of years.
  3777.  
  3778. 848
  3779. 00:39:18,022 --> 00:39:21,984
  3780. You need to help shed the tough skins
  3781. that have built up over time...
  3782.  
  3783. 849
  3784. 00:39:22,318 --> 00:39:24,028
  3785. if you are to remain friends.
  3786.  
  3787. 850
  3788. 00:39:24,737 --> 00:39:25,863
  3789. A lot of secrets.
  3790.  
  3791. 851
  3792. 00:39:26,655 --> 00:39:28,366
  3793. Many things unspoken.
  3794.  
  3795. 852
  3796. 00:39:28,699 --> 00:39:29,950
  3797. And you see the space?
  3798.  
  3799. 853
  3800. 00:39:30,326 --> 00:39:31,994
  3801. No one's as close as they think.
  3802.  
  3803. 854
  3804. 00:39:32,495 --> 00:39:34,705
  3805. And you see here, with the river stones?
  3806.  
  3807. 855
  3808. 00:39:35,164 --> 00:39:39,168
  3809. They're gems. They used to be dynamic
  3810. and many-faceted.
  3811.  
  3812. 856
  3813. 00:39:39,502 --> 00:39:41,379
  3814. And they have been worn over time.
  3815.  
  3816. 857
  3817. 00:39:41,545 --> 00:39:44,548
  3818. And now, they're smooth and dull...
  3819.  
  3820. 858
  3821. 00:39:45,424 --> 00:39:46,342
  3822. aged.
  3823.  
  3824. 859
  3825. 00:39:49,428 --> 00:39:51,180
  3826. From one old lady to another...
  3827.  
  3828. 860
  3829. 00:39:52,348 --> 00:39:53,766
  3830. get over all your shit,
  3831.  
  3832. 861
  3833. 00:39:54,433 --> 00:39:56,352
  3834. 'cause it is later than you think.
  3835.  
  3836. 862
  3837. 00:40:05,653 --> 00:40:07,738
  3838. That'll be $475.
  3839.  
  3840. 863
  3841. 00:40:09,281 --> 00:40:11,742
  3842. Hello, this is Olivia
  3843. from Dr. Melton's office
  3844.  
  3845. 864
  3846. 00:40:11,826 --> 00:40:13,744
  3847. calling to let you know that the results--
  3848.  
  3849. 865
  3850. 00:40:14,870 --> 00:40:16,122
  3851. Move it or lose it. I'm up.
  3852.  
  3853. 866
  3854. 00:40:16,205 --> 00:40:18,082
  3855. Got it.
  3856. Don't wanna fuck up that itinerary.
  3857.  
  3858. 867
  3859. 00:40:18,165 --> 00:40:19,500
  3860. We got our marching orders.
  3861.  
  3862. 868
  3863. 00:40:20,084 --> 00:40:20,960
  3864. Hey, oh.
  3865.  
  3866. 869
  3867. 00:40:26,298 --> 00:40:27,842
  3868. Sorry, is this any better?
  3869.  
  3870. 870
  3871. 00:40:28,175 --> 00:40:31,220
  3872. So, what's going on with the offer?
  3873. Is it any-- Hello?
  3874.  
  3875. 871
  3876. 00:40:32,263 --> 00:40:33,097
  3877. Hello?
  3878.  
  3879. 872
  3880. 00:40:33,639 --> 00:40:35,683
  3881. Shitballs! Hello?
  3882.  
  3883. 873
  3884. 00:40:35,808 --> 00:40:37,518
  3885. -Hello? Shit, fuck!
  3886. -Sorry.
  3887.  
  3888. 874
  3889. 00:40:38,102 --> 00:40:40,938
  3890. Not being nosy, just wanted
  3891. to bring some of my hangover cure.
  3892.  
  3893. 875
  3894. 00:40:41,355 --> 00:40:42,648
  3895. Oh, thanks.
  3896.  
  3897. 876
  3898. 00:40:42,731 --> 00:40:45,484
  3899. Oh, and some of my edible soaps
  3900. for you, too.
  3901.  
  3902. 877
  3903. 00:40:45,568 --> 00:40:46,527
  3904. Sorry, I...
  3905.  
  3906. 878
  3907. 00:40:47,319 --> 00:40:50,489
  3908. I know I should be enjoying myself
  3909. and not stressing about work.
  3910.  
  3911. 879
  3912. 00:40:50,739 --> 00:40:52,116
  3913. Hey, I'm not judging.
  3914.  
  3915. 880
  3916. 00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:57,037
  3917. Owning and managing five properties
  3918. has its share of shit-fuck days for sure.
  3919.  
  3920. 881
  3921. 00:40:57,788 --> 00:41:00,458
  3922. But I bet you get to meet
  3923. a lot of interesting people, so...
  3924.  
  3925. 882
  3926. 00:41:01,584 --> 00:41:04,128
  3927. No. No, you'd be surprised.
  3928.  
  3929. 883
  3930. 00:41:04,253 --> 00:41:05,504
  3931. People are all the same.
  3932.  
  3933. 884
  3934. 00:41:07,590 --> 00:41:09,341
  3935. I go whole days without speaking.
  3936.  
  3937. 885
  3938. 00:41:11,260 --> 00:41:13,262
  3939. Better get to the wine tasting, so...
  3940.  
  3941. 886
  3942. 00:41:15,222 --> 00:41:16,640
  3943. A little advice for today.
  3944.  
  3945. 887
  3946. 00:41:17,516 --> 00:41:20,394
  3947. If you or anyone around you
  3948. starts a sentence with:
  3949.  
  3950. 888
  3951. 00:41:20,478 --> 00:41:23,022
  3952. "Can I just say something?"
  3953. stop right there.
  3954.  
  3955. 889
  3956. 00:41:23,105 --> 00:41:24,982
  3957. Okay, I will keep that in mind, thank you.
  3958.  
  3959. 890
  3960. 00:41:25,399 --> 00:41:26,233
  3961. Try the juice.
  3962.  
  3963. 891
  3964. 00:41:33,073 --> 00:41:36,702
  3965. It's got kind of a garbage flavor,
  3966. but the soap helps with the aftertaste.
  3967.  
  3968. 892
  3969. 00:41:38,370 --> 00:41:39,788
  3970. -Edible?
  3971. -Seventy percent.
  3972.  
  3973. 893
  3974. 00:41:46,170 --> 00:41:48,088
  3975. I can still taste the soap a little bit.
  3976.  
  3977. 894
  3978. 00:41:48,756 --> 00:41:50,966
  3979. It's just in your head.
  3980. It's 'cause of the shape.
  3981.  
  3982. 895
  3983. 00:41:51,217 --> 00:41:53,552
  3984. Now, as you can see,
  3985. this little beauty is quite spacious
  3986.  
  3987. 896
  3988. 00:41:53,636 --> 00:41:56,639
  3989. and does come
  3990. with four-by-four off-road capability.
  3991.  
  3992. 897
  3993. 00:41:56,805 --> 00:41:59,058
  3994. So, if you see some beautiful spot,
  3995. and you say to yourself:
  3996.  
  3997. 898
  3998. 00:41:59,141 --> 00:42:01,227
  3999. "I'd like to get up close and personal
  4000. with that vista,
  4001.  
  4002. 899
  4003. 00:42:01,310 --> 00:42:04,522
  4004. but the terrain is clearly a no-go,"
  4005. think again. I got you.
  4006.  
  4007. 900
  4008. 00:42:04,855 --> 00:42:06,065
  4009. Yeah, we got it, man.
  4010.  
  4011. 901
  4012. 00:42:06,148 --> 00:42:08,442
  4013. This van has everything here.
  4014. We've got seats like...
  4015.  
  4016. 902
  4017. 00:42:08,526 --> 00:42:10,945
  4018. -Who is this guy again?
  4019. -Abby's worst nightmare.
  4020.  
  4021. 903
  4022. 00:42:11,028 --> 00:42:14,240
  4023. ...cup holders,
  4024. really nice adjustable air and fan,
  4025.  
  4026. 904
  4027. 00:42:14,323 --> 00:42:16,408
  4028. safety lights, emergency kit--
  4029.  
  4030. 905
  4031. 00:42:16,492 --> 00:42:18,369
  4032. Okay, let's get driving.
  4033.  
  4034. 906
  4035. 00:42:18,661 --> 00:42:20,788
  4036. We have a birthday we need to celebrate.
  4037.  
  4038. 907
  4039. 00:42:22,206 --> 00:42:24,333
  4040. How old are you turning, little mama, 21?
  4041.  
  4042. 908
  4043. 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,710
  4044. Devon, it's none of your business.
  4045.  
  4046. 909
  4047. 00:42:26,919 --> 00:42:30,214
  4048. No, you know, I'm not ashamed to say,
  4049. actually, I am turning 50 tomorrow.
  4050.  
  4051. 910
  4052. 00:42:31,173 --> 00:42:32,049
  4053. Yeah!
  4054.  
  4055. 911
  4056. 00:42:32,341 --> 00:42:35,177
  4057. Great, yeah... You say it, sister!
  4058.  
  4059. 912
  4060. 00:42:35,344 --> 00:42:36,595
  4061. Okay, can we go?
  4062.  
  4063. 913
  4064. 00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:37,555
  4065. All right.
  4066.  
  4067. 914
  4068. 00:42:38,973 --> 00:42:41,183
  4069. Birthday to you
  4070.  
  4071. 915
  4072. 00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:43,978
  4073. Your birthday
  4074.  
  4075. 916
  4076. 00:42:47,773 --> 00:42:50,526
  4077. Overshot it. I hear things a touch sharp.
  4078.  
  4079. 917
  4080. 00:42:50,859 --> 00:42:52,361
  4081. Devon, let's go.
  4082.  
  4083. 918
  4084. 00:42:52,444 --> 00:42:53,404
  4085. -Yeah. Here we go.
  4086. -Okay.
  4087.  
  4088. 919
  4089. 00:42:53,487 --> 00:42:57,074
  4090. Hold that for a moment, would you?
  4091. All right, 10-4, captain.
  4092.  
  4093. 920
  4094. 00:42:58,617 --> 00:43:01,287
  4095. So, ladies,
  4096. a little early history of the Napa Valley.
  4097.  
  4098. 921
  4099. 00:43:01,370 --> 00:43:05,708
  4100. The first official winery and vineyard
  4101. was established by one Mr. John Patchett,
  4102.  
  4103. 922
  4104. 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,627
  4105. who began planting grape vines in 1854--
  4106.  
  4107. 923
  4108. 00:43:08,711 --> 00:43:10,879
  4109. So, Val,
  4110. did that cute waitress text you back?
  4111.  
  4112. 924
  4113. 00:43:10,963 --> 00:43:13,924
  4114. -Is there romance in the air?
  4115. -Devon, don't listen to our conversation.
  4116.  
  4117. 925
  4118. 00:43:14,216 --> 00:43:16,218
  4119. No, but she's probably still sleeping.
  4120.  
  4121. 926
  4122. 00:43:16,510 --> 00:43:18,804
  4123. That picture she took of you is gorgeous.
  4124.  
  4125. 927
  4126. 00:43:18,887 --> 00:43:20,097
  4127. -Thanks.
  4128. -What picture?
  4129.  
  4130. 928
  4131. 00:43:20,598 --> 00:43:22,600
  4132. Oh, it's on the shared photo site we have.
  4133.  
  4134. 929
  4135. 00:43:22,683 --> 00:43:24,226
  4136. You probably didn't accept the invite.
  4137.  
  4138. 930
  4139. 00:43:24,310 --> 00:43:25,477
  4140. No, I didn't get one.
  4141.  
  4142. 931
  4143. 00:43:25,603 --> 00:43:27,605
  4144. Would you send me a invite? I'll accept.
  4145.  
  4146. 932
  4147. 00:43:28,147 --> 00:43:30,774
  4148. -Probably just the Wi-Fi.
  4149. -Signal is hard to come by out here.
  4150.  
  4151. 933
  4152. 00:43:30,858 --> 00:43:32,443
  4153. I'll tell you what's not hard to come by:
  4154.  
  4155. 934
  4156. 00:43:33,235 --> 00:43:36,071
  4157. a rich and hearty Cab Sauv
  4158. with healthy levels of tannins.
  4159.  
  4160. 935
  4161. 00:43:36,155 --> 00:43:38,240
  4162. Which brings me back
  4163. to John Patchett in 1854--
  4164.  
  4165. 936
  4166. 00:43:38,532 --> 00:43:40,659
  4167. I do not wanna learn about wine
  4168. on this trip.
  4169.  
  4170. 937
  4171. 00:43:40,743 --> 00:43:41,869
  4172. This is weird, Cat.
  4173.  
  4174. 938
  4175. 00:43:41,952 --> 00:43:42,995
  4176. You're not on here.
  4177.  
  4178. 939
  4179. 00:43:43,662 --> 00:43:46,123
  4180. Way to go, guys.
  4181. Who started the shared site?
  4182.  
  4183. 940
  4184. 00:43:46,206 --> 00:43:48,792
  4185. Oh, I did,
  4186. but I didn't intentionally leave you off.
  4187.  
  4188. 941
  4189. 00:43:49,293 --> 00:43:51,629
  4190. Remember, let's remain uncontaminated
  4191.  
  4192. 942
  4193. 00:43:51,712 --> 00:43:54,006
  4194. from Lady Sunshine's negative suggestions.
  4195.  
  4196. 943
  4197. 00:43:54,089 --> 00:43:55,841
  4198. -Amen.
  4199. -Yes, we are uncontaminated.
  4200.  
  4201. 944
  4202. 00:43:55,924 --> 00:43:58,260
  4203. Uncontaminated. All right, added.
  4204.  
  4205. 945
  4206. 00:43:58,344 --> 00:44:00,012
  4207. Hey, should we listen to some tunes?
  4208.  
  4209. 946
  4210. 00:44:00,095 --> 00:44:02,848
  4211. -Let's do DUI songs.
  4212. -Yes!
  4213.  
  4214. 947
  4215. 00:44:03,098 --> 00:44:04,600
  4216. You guys got DUIs, too?
  4217.  
  4218. 948
  4219. 00:44:04,683 --> 00:44:06,935
  4220. No, it's a game we play.
  4221.  
  4222. 949
  4223. 00:44:07,019 --> 00:44:10,022
  4224. It's like guilty pleasure songs we blast
  4225. when we're tipsy.
  4226.  
  4227. 950
  4228. 00:44:10,522 --> 00:44:13,192
  4229. Are you... legally allowed to drive?
  4230.  
  4231. 951
  4232. 00:44:13,359 --> 00:44:14,193
  4233. I will be.
  4234.  
  4235. 952
  4236. 00:44:17,655 --> 00:44:19,031
  4237. -Yes.
  4238. -Yeah!
  4239.  
  4240. 953
  4241. 00:44:21,033 --> 00:44:24,953
  4242. ...less than 4.04% of the wine in America.
  4243.  
  4244. 954
  4245. 00:44:25,412 --> 00:44:26,288
  4246. Devon, shh!
  4247.  
  4248. 955
  4249. 00:44:26,372 --> 00:44:28,874
  4250. Looking out a dirty old window
  4251.  
  4252. 956
  4253. 00:44:29,249 --> 00:44:32,961
  4254. Down below the cars
  4255. In the city go rushing by
  4256.  
  4257. 957
  4258. 00:44:34,463 --> 00:44:39,593
  4259. I sit here alone and I wonder why
  4260.  
  4261. 958
  4262. 00:44:41,345 --> 00:44:44,139
  4263. Friday night and everyone's moving
  4264.  
  4265. 959
  4266. 00:44:44,348 --> 00:44:48,227
  4267. I can feel the heat, but it's soothing,
  4268. Heading down
  4269.  
  4270. 960
  4271. 00:44:49,478 --> 00:44:53,941
  4272. I search for the beat in this dirty town
  4273. Downtown
  4274.  
  4275. 961
  4276. 00:44:54,024 --> 00:44:56,193
  4277. The young ones are going
  4278.  
  4279. 962
  4280. 00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:58,737
  4281. Downtown, the young ones are growing
  4282.  
  4283. 963
  4284. 00:44:59,321 --> 00:45:02,282
  4285. -We're the kids in America
  4286. -Whoa
  4287.  
  4288. 964
  4289. 00:45:02,366 --> 00:45:05,160
  4290. -We're the kids in America
  4291. -Whoa
  4292.  
  4293. 965
  4294. 00:45:05,244 --> 00:45:08,330
  4295. Everybody lives for the music-go-round
  4296.  
  4297. 966
  4298. 00:45:18,424 --> 00:45:21,343
  4299. Ladies, if Cabernet Sauvignon
  4300. is the king of wine country,
  4301.  
  4302. 967
  4303. 00:45:21,427 --> 00:45:24,346
  4304. Chardonnay is its queen. It's bold--
  4305.  
  4306. 968
  4307. 00:45:24,430 --> 00:45:26,640
  4308. Okay, hair of the dog.
  4309.  
  4310. 969
  4311. 00:45:26,765 --> 00:45:28,934
  4312. All right, fine, go to a wine store, then.
  4313.  
  4314. 970
  4315. 00:45:30,144 --> 00:45:31,228
  4316. I just wanna say...
  4317.  
  4318. 971
  4319. 00:45:32,730 --> 00:45:34,523
  4320. that we never know
  4321. where life is gonna take us.
  4322.  
  4323. 972
  4324. 00:45:34,606 --> 00:45:36,066
  4325. So let's live for today...
  4326.  
  4327. 973
  4328. 00:45:36,358 --> 00:45:39,194
  4329. and party till our panties fly off.
  4330. Wait, where is Catherine?
  4331.  
  4332. 974
  4333. 00:45:39,278 --> 00:45:42,281
  4334. I think she had to call her agent.
  4335. Please don't say "panties."
  4336.  
  4337. 975
  4338. 00:45:42,364 --> 00:45:44,324
  4339. Oh, hell to the hell to the no!
  4340.  
  4341. 976
  4342. 00:45:44,408 --> 00:45:45,534
  4343. I'm gonna go get her.
  4344.  
  4345. 977
  4346. 00:45:48,746 --> 00:45:50,873
  4347. Anyone picking up on the notes
  4348. of honeysuckle?
  4349.  
  4350. 978
  4351. 00:45:51,790 --> 00:45:53,417
  4352. -Yeah, sure.
  4353. -Get a good sniff.
  4354.  
  4355. 979
  4356. 00:45:53,917 --> 00:45:56,336
  4357. Let me know what you smell.
  4358. There's no wrong answers.
  4359.  
  4360. 980
  4361. 00:45:57,004 --> 00:45:57,963
  4362. Green apple?
  4363.  
  4364. 981
  4365. 00:45:58,213 --> 00:46:00,215
  4366. -Yes.
  4367. -Yes, very good. Green apple.
  4368.  
  4369. 982
  4370. 00:46:02,509 --> 00:46:05,137
  4371. I wanna say... canned peaches?
  4372.  
  4373. 983
  4374. 00:46:06,305 --> 00:46:07,222
  4375. No.
  4376.  
  4377. 984
  4378. 00:46:07,973 --> 00:46:09,475
  4379. You said there's no wrong answer.
  4380.  
  4381. 985
  4382. 00:46:09,558 --> 00:46:11,185
  4383. Yeah, but... you know.
  4384.  
  4385. 986
  4386. 00:46:12,060 --> 00:46:14,062
  4387. Peaches, there's no peaches in there.
  4388.  
  4389. 987
  4390. 00:46:14,646 --> 00:46:15,981
  4391. -Okay.
  4392. -What else you got?
  4393.  
  4394. 988
  4395. 00:46:16,899 --> 00:46:19,109
  4396. -Oh, lemon.
  4397. -Yes, very good.
  4398.  
  4399. 989
  4400. 00:46:19,193 --> 00:46:20,569
  4401. I taste the lemon, yeah.
  4402.  
  4403. 990
  4404. 00:46:20,652 --> 00:46:22,196
  4405. You don't taste it, you smell it.
  4406.  
  4407. 991
  4408. 00:46:22,488 --> 00:46:23,363
  4409. Grapes.
  4410.  
  4411. 992
  4412. 00:46:23,906 --> 00:46:25,407
  4413. Well, yeah... of course.
  4414.  
  4415. 993
  4416. 00:46:25,699 --> 00:46:27,284
  4417. Nice, that's smart!
  4418.  
  4419. 994
  4420. 00:46:27,367 --> 00:46:29,369
  4421. -Definitely grapes in there.
  4422. -Can't go wrong with that.
  4423.  
  4424. 995
  4425. 00:46:30,913 --> 00:46:33,999
  4426. -Jasmine.
  4427. -No, that's... egregious.
  4428.  
  4429. 996
  4430. 00:46:34,583 --> 00:46:35,709
  4431. Pinot-gregious.
  4432.  
  4433. 997
  4434. 00:46:36,794 --> 00:46:39,046
  4435. -Thank you.
  4436. -You're killing it!
  4437.  
  4438. 998
  4439. 00:46:40,339 --> 00:46:41,590
  4440. Oh, we lost Mason.
  4441.  
  4442. 999
  4443. 00:46:41,799 --> 00:46:43,467
  4444. So, is it like The Catherine Stewart Show,
  4445.  
  4446. 1000
  4447. 00:46:43,550 --> 00:46:45,969
  4448. or is it like I'm one of three judges,
  4449. you know what I mean?
  4450.  
  4451. 1001
  4452. 00:46:46,053 --> 00:46:50,265
  4453. 'Cause that's sort of significant
  4454. in terms of what... I'm talking about.
  4455.  
  4456. 1002
  4457. 00:46:50,933 --> 00:46:52,017
  4458. You know what I mean?
  4459.  
  4460. 1003
  4461. 00:46:52,226 --> 00:46:54,770
  4462. Right,
  4463. if it's Catherine Stewart of Cutie Pies
  4464.  
  4465. 1004
  4466. 00:46:54,853 --> 00:46:57,648
  4467. or Cutie Pies featuring Catherine Stewart,
  4468. and, like...
  4469.  
  4470. 1005
  4471. 00:46:58,273 --> 00:47:00,192
  4472. Can you hold on one second?
  4473. Something's going on in front of me.
  4474.  
  4475. 1006
  4476. 00:47:00,275 --> 00:47:02,861
  4477. -What are you doing?
  4478. -My God, give me my phone back.
  4479.  
  4480. 1007
  4481. 00:47:02,945 --> 00:47:05,739
  4482. -That's an important phone call.
  4483. -My face is an important phone call.
  4484.  
  4485. 1008
  4486. 00:47:05,823 --> 00:47:08,075
  4487. I'm not giving you
  4488. your precious phone back...
  4489.  
  4490. 1009
  4491. 00:47:08,534 --> 00:47:10,911
  4492. until you start flossing.
  4493.  
  4494. 1010
  4495. 00:47:11,161 --> 00:47:11,995
  4496. Come on.
  4497.  
  4498. 1011
  4499. 00:47:12,162 --> 00:47:13,038
  4500. All right, fine.
  4501.  
  4502. 1012
  4503. 00:47:13,288 --> 00:47:15,833
  4504. Do it
  4505.  
  4506. 1013
  4507. 00:47:15,916 --> 00:47:18,085
  4508. Okay, oh, my God, I'm nailing this.
  4509. I'm really good at this.
  4510.  
  4511. 1014
  4512. 00:47:18,168 --> 00:47:21,171
  4513. -She'll call you back. She's flossing.
  4514. -I gotta floss more when I'm day-drunk.
  4515.  
  4516. 1015
  4517. 00:47:21,255 --> 00:47:22,923
  4518. Here's the last thing I sent to her:
  4519.  
  4520. 1016
  4521. 00:47:23,006 --> 00:47:26,718
  4522. "I have vintage jade earrings at my store.
  4523. Would love to send them to you."
  4524.  
  4525. 1017
  4526. 00:47:27,427 --> 00:47:28,303
  4527. So dumb.
  4528.  
  4529. 1018
  4530. 00:47:28,929 --> 00:47:33,100
  4531. She's Jade... you know?
  4532. She's got like a million jade things.
  4533.  
  4534. 1019
  4535. 00:47:33,350 --> 00:47:34,476
  4536. I made a mistake.
  4537.  
  4538. 1020
  4539. 00:47:35,435 --> 00:47:36,895
  4540. She's too young for me.
  4541.  
  4542. 1021
  4543. 00:47:37,563 --> 00:47:38,397
  4544. Val.
  4545.  
  4546. 1022
  4547. 00:47:39,231 --> 00:47:41,108
  4548. May I offer you some feedback?
  4549.  
  4550. 1023
  4551. 00:47:41,650 --> 00:47:42,484
  4552. Go for it.
  4553.  
  4554. 1024
  4555. 00:47:42,568 --> 00:47:46,780
  4556. Okay, I mean, when it comes to age,
  4557. the number itself truly doesn't matter.
  4558.  
  4559. 1025
  4560. 00:47:46,864 --> 00:47:47,823
  4561. It's, I mean...
  4562.  
  4563. 1026
  4564. 00:47:47,906 --> 00:47:50,659
  4565. I wish Abby could understand this,
  4566. 'cause she's coming at me like,
  4567.  
  4568. 1027
  4569. 00:47:50,742 --> 00:47:51,994
  4570. "You're 50!" It's like,
  4571.  
  4572. 1028
  4573. 00:47:52,494 --> 00:47:54,872
  4574. what matters is how you feel inside, so...
  4575.  
  4576. 1029
  4577. 00:47:55,664 --> 00:47:59,751
  4578. with all that in mind,
  4579. what would you say your soul's age is?
  4580.  
  4581. 1030
  4582. 00:48:00,294 --> 00:48:01,837
  4583. I'd say, like, 12.
  4584.  
  4585. 1031
  4586. 00:48:02,671 --> 00:48:06,341
  4587. I mean, maybe a little older.
  4588. Probably old enough to drink... and bone.
  4589.  
  4590. 1032
  4591. 00:48:06,925 --> 00:48:09,094
  4592. Maybe 18, 18 and a half.
  4593.  
  4594. 1033
  4595. 00:48:10,387 --> 00:48:11,722
  4596. Almost out of the house.
  4597.  
  4598. 1034
  4599. 00:48:12,931 --> 00:48:14,433
  4600. Don't have my own car yet.
  4601.  
  4602. 1035
  4603. 00:48:15,225 --> 00:48:16,184
  4604. But I have a bike.
  4605.  
  4606. 1036
  4607. 00:48:18,186 --> 00:48:20,939
  4608. -This one's good. What's it called again?
  4609. -White wine.
  4610.  
  4611. 1037
  4612. 00:48:21,189 --> 00:48:22,107
  4613. Fricking love it!
  4614.  
  4615. 1038
  4616. 00:48:22,316 --> 00:48:23,775
  4617. So, can I just say something?
  4618.  
  4619. 1039
  4620. 00:48:23,859 --> 00:48:27,279
  4621. Rebecca is in complete denial
  4622. that this is her birthday weekend.
  4623.  
  4624. 1040
  4625. 00:48:27,362 --> 00:48:29,907
  4626. You know, as usual,
  4627. she's glossing over everything.
  4628.  
  4629. 1041
  4630. 00:48:30,115 --> 00:48:32,451
  4631. There's so many things
  4632. she doesn't deal with.
  4633.  
  4634. 1042
  4635. 00:48:32,826 --> 00:48:35,579
  4636. -Hello, Brian.
  4637. -Fucking Brian.
  4638.  
  4639. 1043
  4640. 00:48:35,662 --> 00:48:38,123
  4641. She's gotta be having feelings
  4642. about turning 50.
  4643.  
  4644. 1044
  4645. 00:48:38,540 --> 00:48:39,917
  4646. Where does she put it all?
  4647.  
  4648. 1045
  4649. 00:48:40,626 --> 00:48:43,420
  4650. "This is just another trip,
  4651. it's not a big deal." It's like...
  4652.  
  4653. 1046
  4654. 00:48:43,503 --> 00:48:44,922
  4655. Hello? Get into it!
  4656.  
  4657. 1047
  4658. 00:48:45,339 --> 00:48:47,591
  4659. God, you know how hard it is,
  4660. by the way...
  4661.  
  4662. 1048
  4663. 00:48:47,758 --> 00:48:50,802
  4664. to make 10,000 reservations for 400 people
  4665.  
  4666. 1049
  4667. 00:48:50,886 --> 00:48:53,472
  4668. at 55 million different locations?
  4669.  
  4670. 1050
  4671. 00:48:53,555 --> 00:48:57,559
  4672. I know. Abby, you've done such a good job
  4673. at planning this. You should know that.
  4674.  
  4675. 1051
  4676. 00:48:58,769 --> 00:48:59,603
  4677. Thanks.
  4678.  
  4679. 1052
  4680. 00:49:00,312 --> 00:49:02,481
  4681. It's probably
  4682. 'cause it's my full-time job now.
  4683.  
  4684. 1053
  4685. 00:49:03,231 --> 00:49:04,107
  4686. Wait, what?
  4687.  
  4688. 1054
  4689. 00:49:05,233 --> 00:49:07,110
  4690. -This is good, right?
  4691. -Oh, yeah.
  4692.  
  4693. 1055
  4694. 00:49:10,364 --> 00:49:12,157
  4695. Chug-a-lug, ladies, we're on the move.
  4696.  
  4697. 1056
  4698. 00:49:12,282 --> 00:49:15,619
  4699. Oh, no, ladies. That is a select Cabernet,
  4700. meant to be savored...
  4701.  
  4702. 1057
  4703. 00:49:15,702 --> 00:49:18,413
  4704. Yeah, well, we can get this stuff online.
  4705. Let's hit the van.
  4706.  
  4707. 1058
  4708. 00:49:20,165 --> 00:49:23,835
  4709. -Jeez, this is a real go-go-go kinda trip.
  4710. -Keep up, 50.
  4711.  
  4712. 1059
  4713. 00:49:24,252 --> 00:49:26,296
  4714. My soul age is 28.
  4715.  
  4716. 1060
  4717. 00:49:26,588 --> 00:49:29,424
  4718. I'd love to get your names and socials
  4719. for our wine club.
  4720.  
  4721. 1061
  4722. 00:49:30,217 --> 00:49:32,386
  4723. Okay, guys, next stop is biking
  4724. and shopping...
  4725.  
  4726. 1062
  4727. 00:49:32,469 --> 00:49:33,929
  4728. -Yes!
  4729. -...and we're gonna get all of our stuff
  4730.  
  4731. 1063
  4732. 00:49:34,012 --> 00:49:36,223
  4733. in Napa so we don't have to get anything
  4734. at the airport.
  4735.  
  4736. 1064
  4737. 00:49:36,306 --> 00:49:39,643
  4738. -I'm gonna buy a really big hat.
  4739. -Naomi, you're up, what's your DUI song?
  4740.  
  4741. 1065
  4742. 00:49:40,352 --> 00:49:44,398
  4743. My song is gonna be,
  4744. "Poison, Po-po-po, Poison."
  4745.  
  4746. 1066
  4747. 00:50:03,792 --> 00:50:04,668
  4748. Pizza.
  4749.  
  4750. 1067
  4751. 00:50:12,217 --> 00:50:13,135
  4752. Oh, my gosh.
  4753.  
  4754. 1068
  4755. 00:50:15,220 --> 00:50:17,639
  4756. I just spent $750.
  4757.  
  4758. 1069
  4759. 00:50:19,558 --> 00:50:23,687
  4760. Not only is Morgan Jorng Winery solar,
  4761. it is also...
  4762.  
  4763. 1070
  4764. 00:50:25,397 --> 00:50:26,231
  4765. organic!
  4766.  
  4767. 1071
  4768. 00:50:26,481 --> 00:50:28,942
  4769. So no sulfates, no pesticides,
  4770.  
  4771. 1072
  4772. 00:50:29,026 --> 00:50:31,987
  4773. and the beautiful sun powering us all.
  4774.  
  4775. 1073
  4776. 00:50:32,904 --> 00:50:34,823
  4777. You'll notice, because it's organic,
  4778.  
  4779. 1074
  4780. 00:50:34,906 --> 00:50:37,409
  4781. there's a lot of sediment
  4782. at the bottom of your glass.
  4783.  
  4784. 1075
  4785. 00:50:37,492 --> 00:50:40,287
  4786. -I was wondering what that was.
  4787. -Does anybody know the term for that?
  4788.  
  4789. 1076
  4790. 00:50:41,121 --> 00:50:43,373
  4791. For the sediment
  4792. at the bottom of the glass.
  4793.  
  4794. 1077
  4795. 00:50:44,666 --> 00:50:46,418
  4796. -You can just tell us.
  4797. -Sediment?
  4798.  
  4799. 1078
  4800. 00:50:46,543 --> 00:50:48,503
  4801. -Gravel?
  4802. -Mud?
  4803.  
  4804. 1079
  4805. 00:50:49,838 --> 00:50:52,174
  4806. -Shavings?
  4807. -Wine waste?
  4808.  
  4809. 1080
  4810. 00:50:52,466 --> 00:50:54,926
  4811. -Minerality?
  4812. -I'll just go ahead and answer this one.
  4813.  
  4814. 1081
  4815. 00:50:55,010 --> 00:50:57,554
  4816. -Tartrates.
  4817. -Tartrates.
  4818.  
  4819. 1082
  4820. 00:50:57,804 --> 00:50:59,890
  4821. You know what I also like to call it,
  4822. though?
  4823.  
  4824. 1083
  4825. 00:50:59,973 --> 00:51:01,016
  4826. Wine diamonds.
  4827.  
  4828. 1084
  4829. 00:51:02,017 --> 00:51:04,561
  4830. Jeez, people really like to talk
  4831. about wine around here.
  4832.  
  4833. 1085
  4834. 00:51:04,644 --> 00:51:05,562
  4835. Well, yeah.
  4836.  
  4837. 1086
  4838. 00:51:06,688 --> 00:51:07,564
  4839. It's Napa.
  4840.  
  4841. 1087
  4842. 00:51:10,484 --> 00:51:12,444
  4843. Right? Why you came here.
  4844.  
  4845. 1088
  4846. 00:51:12,527 --> 00:51:15,739
  4847. -Can we... get to the...
  4848. -Sure, get to the solar questions?
  4849.  
  4850. 1089
  4851. 00:51:15,822 --> 00:51:16,948
  4852. No, speed this up.
  4853.  
  4854. 1090
  4855. 00:51:17,032 --> 00:51:22,496
  4856. Okay, so, how much energy do you think
  4857. that our solar panels create here?
  4858.  
  4859. 1091
  4860. 00:51:22,788 --> 00:51:24,414
  4861. -How much energy?
  4862. -I don't know.
  4863.  
  4864. 1092
  4865. 00:51:25,165 --> 00:51:26,458
  4866. Ten kilowatts?
  4867.  
  4868. 1093
  4869. 00:51:26,708 --> 00:51:27,834
  4870. Fifty thousand.
  4871.  
  4872. 1094
  4873. 00:51:28,710 --> 00:51:29,878
  4874. -Right.
  4875. -I was way off.
  4876.  
  4877. 1095
  4878. 00:51:29,961 --> 00:51:31,797
  4879. You know what I really like
  4880. that we do here?
  4881.  
  4882. 1096
  4883. 00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:34,216
  4884. Notice how our wines are not on ice?
  4885.  
  4886. 1097
  4887. 00:51:34,299 --> 00:51:35,342
  4888. What are they on?
  4889.  
  4890. 1098
  4891. 00:51:35,675 --> 00:51:38,428
  4892. -Soil?
  4893. -Soil. Exactly. I...
  4894.  
  4895. 1099
  4896. 00:51:38,512 --> 00:51:40,847
  4897. -We're gonna stroll around for a second.
  4898. -Oh, okay.
  4899.  
  4900. 1100
  4901. 00:51:41,223 --> 00:51:44,267
  4902. So, just one rule today:
  4903. no walking in the vineyards.
  4904.  
  4905. 1101
  4906. 00:51:45,102 --> 00:51:45,936
  4907. Okay?
  4908.  
  4909. 1102
  4910. 00:51:46,853 --> 00:51:47,771
  4911. And have fun.
  4912.  
  4913. 1103
  4914. 00:51:48,438 --> 00:51:49,689
  4915. Can I just say something?
  4916.  
  4917. 1104
  4918. 00:51:49,773 --> 00:51:52,901
  4919. I'm tired of Naomi shaming me
  4920. for working all the time.
  4921.  
  4922. 1105
  4923. 00:51:53,026 --> 00:51:56,404
  4924. You know what I mean? It's like, we work.
  4925. It's who we are, it's what we do.
  4926.  
  4927. 1106
  4928. 00:51:57,531 --> 00:52:01,118
  4929. Well, I hope I'm more than my work,
  4930. or else, fuck.
  4931.  
  4932. 1107
  4933. 00:52:01,201 --> 00:52:02,244
  4934. Come on, yeah.
  4935.  
  4936. 1108
  4937. 00:52:02,327 --> 00:52:04,496
  4938. Okay, let's play "path not taken."
  4939.  
  4940. 1109
  4941. 00:52:05,372 --> 00:52:07,833
  4942. I would work at a bookstore,
  4943. like a crunchy bookstore
  4944.  
  4945. 1110
  4946. 00:52:07,916 --> 00:52:11,128
  4947. in Portland or Seattle,
  4948. somewhere rainy and moody.
  4949.  
  4950. 1111
  4951. 00:52:11,211 --> 00:52:12,420
  4952. -I love it.
  4953. -Right?
  4954.  
  4955. 1112
  4956. 00:52:12,504 --> 00:52:13,713
  4957. -That's so good.
  4958. -You go.
  4959.  
  4960. 1113
  4961. 00:52:13,797 --> 00:52:16,216
  4962. Okay, path not taken. Zamboni driver.
  4963.  
  4964. 1114
  4965. 00:52:16,591 --> 00:52:19,386
  4966. I swear to God. It would be so peaceful.
  4967.  
  4968. 1115
  4969. 00:52:19,469 --> 00:52:21,138
  4970. Clean slate every two hours.
  4971.  
  4972. 1116
  4973. 00:52:21,221 --> 00:52:23,348
  4974. Start over, nice and simple.
  4975.  
  4976. 1117
  4977. 00:52:23,431 --> 00:52:25,976
  4978. Really cold, no hot flashes. Come on.
  4979.  
  4980. 1118
  4981. 00:52:26,476 --> 00:52:28,645
  4982. I think I would also be good
  4983. at close-up magic.
  4984.  
  4985. 1119
  4986. 00:52:28,728 --> 00:52:30,480
  4987. -You would.
  4988. -Thank you.
  4989.  
  4990. 1120
  4991. 00:52:30,564 --> 00:52:33,233
  4992. -Oh, my God, that's such a good one.
  4993. -Yeah. I could...
  4994.  
  4995. 1121
  4996. 00:52:33,483 --> 00:52:35,110
  4997. -maintain fierce eye contact...
  4998. -Yes.
  4999.  
  5000. 1122
  5001. 00:52:35,193 --> 00:52:36,987
  5002. -...while stealing someone's wallet.
  5003. -I love it.
  5004.  
  5005. 1123
  5006. 00:52:37,070 --> 00:52:38,655
  5007. Can I just say something?
  5008.  
  5009. 1124
  5010. 00:52:39,030 --> 00:52:41,074
  5011. Why is Naomi treating this trip like...
  5012.  
  5013. 1125
  5014. 00:52:41,158 --> 00:52:43,160
  5015. we're all gonna die immediately after?
  5016.  
  5017. 1126
  5018. 00:52:43,743 --> 00:52:45,453
  5019. She loves us so much.
  5020.  
  5021. 1127
  5022. 00:52:45,954 --> 00:52:47,539
  5023. But, yeah, it's a little manic.
  5024.  
  5025. 1128
  5026. 00:52:48,540 --> 00:52:50,083
  5027. Is there scarecrows out here?
  5028.  
  5029. 1129
  5030. 00:52:50,250 --> 00:52:53,044
  5031. 'Cause if I see a scarecrow,
  5032. I'm gonna fucking shit my pants.
  5033.  
  5034. 1130
  5035. 00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:58,008
  5036. Remember when you shit your pants
  5037. in Yankee Candle Company?
  5038.  
  5039. 1131
  5040. 00:52:58,091 --> 00:53:01,636
  5041. Yes. Because whenever I sniff candles,
  5042. I always have to poop.
  5043.  
  5044. 1132
  5045. 00:53:01,928 --> 00:53:05,599
  5046. Yeah, but you're around candles,
  5047. so it covers up the smell. That's good.
  5048.  
  5049. 1133
  5050. 00:53:05,682 --> 00:53:08,643
  5051. I know, but then, it's a vicious cycle.
  5052.  
  5053. 1134
  5054. 00:53:09,603 --> 00:53:11,062
  5055. Can I just say something?
  5056.  
  5057. 1135
  5058. 00:53:11,271 --> 00:53:13,982
  5059. I got my bikini area lasered,
  5060.  
  5061. 1136
  5062. 00:53:14,065 --> 00:53:18,069
  5063. and now I'm like, "Oh, great.
  5064. What's it gonna look like when I'm 70?"
  5065.  
  5066. 1137
  5067. 00:53:18,153 --> 00:53:19,738
  5068. Is it going to be like a...
  5069.  
  5070. 1138
  5071. 00:53:20,697 --> 00:53:22,324
  5072. gray-haired goatee?
  5073.  
  5074. 1139
  5075. 00:53:22,449 --> 00:53:25,535
  5076. -You got too much off?
  5077. -Yes. It's like...
  5078.  
  5079. 1140
  5080. 00:53:25,702 --> 00:53:27,829
  5081. It's like pencil-thin, I blew it.
  5082.  
  5083. 1141
  5084. 00:53:27,913 --> 00:53:30,999
  5085. -I'm gonna need that hair down there--
  5086. -You don't know.
  5087.  
  5088. 1142
  5089. 00:53:31,124 --> 00:53:34,586
  5090. Maybe it'll be a cute little
  5091. Colonel Sanders chin going on down there.
  5092.  
  5093. 1143
  5094. 00:53:35,045 --> 00:53:39,090
  5095. That's what I want,
  5096. a cute Colonel Sanders chin.
  5097.  
  5098. 1144
  5099. 00:53:39,174 --> 00:53:42,844
  5100. "Honey, are you looking forward
  5101. to seeing Colonel Sanders tonight?"
  5102.  
  5103. 1145
  5104. 00:53:43,345 --> 00:53:44,179
  5105. Oh, boy.
  5106.  
  5107. 1146
  5108. 00:53:44,554 --> 00:53:46,932
  5109. Maybe it's like a...
  5110. you know, it's like a...
  5111.  
  5112. 1147
  5113. 00:53:47,641 --> 00:53:50,602
  5114. like a Dizzy Gillespie,
  5115. like a jazz musician...
  5116.  
  5117. 1148
  5118. 00:53:50,685 --> 00:53:51,895
  5119. -Oh, right.
  5120. -...beav.
  5121.  
  5122. 1149
  5123. 00:53:52,145 --> 00:53:53,980
  5124. -I think he'd love that.
  5125. -What about a little Ted Nugent?
  5126.  
  5127. 1150
  5128. 00:53:54,064 --> 00:53:55,607
  5129. No, wait, I shouldn't have said that.
  5130.  
  5131. 1151
  5132. 00:53:55,690 --> 00:53:57,817
  5133. -Fuck that guy.
  5134. -No. No Ted Nugent. Sorry.
  5135.  
  5136. 1152
  5137. 00:53:57,901 --> 00:54:00,111
  5138. Like a Billy Bob Thornton,
  5139. that's what you were thinking.
  5140.  
  5141. 1153
  5142. 00:54:00,195 --> 00:54:01,238
  5143. Sure, Billy Bob Thornton.
  5144.  
  5145. 1154
  5146. 00:54:01,321 --> 00:54:03,782
  5147. "Hey, honey, you want
  5148. some french fried potatoes?"
  5149.  
  5150. 1155
  5151. 00:54:07,077 --> 00:54:10,163
  5152. Oh, God! Full-on mud in this bottle.
  5153.  
  5154. 1156
  5155. 00:54:10,705 --> 00:54:12,415
  5156. God, fuck this organic shit.
  5157.  
  5158. 1157
  5159. 00:54:12,749 --> 00:54:13,792
  5160. Well, you better drink up,
  5161.  
  5162. 1158
  5163. 00:54:13,875 --> 00:54:16,753
  5164. 'cause Abby's gonna come through
  5165. with the Abby alarm any minute now.
  5166.  
  5167. 1159
  5168. 00:54:16,836 --> 00:54:18,588
  5169. -Oh, my God.
  5170. -Can I just say something?
  5171.  
  5172. 1160
  5173. 00:54:18,672 --> 00:54:20,882
  5174. -She needs to ease up.
  5175. -Yes.
  5176.  
  5177. 1161
  5178. 00:54:21,424 --> 00:54:23,009
  5179. -It's insane.
  5180. -Hi!
  5181.  
  5182. 1162
  5183. 00:54:23,635 --> 00:54:26,972
  5184. This is an organic winery,
  5185. so we can't have you walking in there.
  5186.  
  5187. 1163
  5188. 00:54:27,055 --> 00:54:29,057
  5189. -Oh.
  5190. -Yeah, I think we put up signs.
  5191.  
  5192. 1164
  5193. 00:54:30,141 --> 00:54:30,976
  5194. Right there.
  5195.  
  5196. 1165
  5197. 00:54:31,726 --> 00:54:33,478
  5198. So, yeah, can't walk through there.
  5199.  
  5200. 1166
  5201. 00:54:33,728 --> 00:54:36,064
  5202. -Sorry.
  5203. -Okay, you can follow me out.
  5204.  
  5205. 1167
  5206. 00:54:36,189 --> 00:54:38,316
  5207. -Okay, sorry about that.
  5208. -Okay.
  5209.  
  5210. 1168
  5211. 00:54:38,942 --> 00:54:40,819
  5212. -Sorry, not sorry.
  5213. -Right?
  5214.  
  5215. 1169
  5216. 00:54:40,902 --> 00:54:43,697
  5217. -The sign is facing the other way.
  5218. -Hey, guess what? Passive-aggressive.
  5219.  
  5220. 1170
  5221. 00:54:43,780 --> 00:54:47,158
  5222. -That wasn't passive. That was aggressive.
  5223. -Guess what, also?
  5224.  
  5225. 1171
  5226. 00:54:47,450 --> 00:54:49,119
  5227. -My shoes are clean.
  5228. -Yeah.
  5229.  
  5230. 1172
  5231. 00:54:49,244 --> 00:54:51,997
  5232. Hey, you don't know me.
  5233. You don't know my shoes.
  5234.  
  5235. 1173
  5236. 00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:54,582
  5237. -You don't...
  5238. -You don't know my shoes, bitch!
  5239.  
  5240. 1174
  5241. 00:54:54,666 --> 00:54:56,001
  5242. You don't know my shoes!
  5243.  
  5244. 1175
  5245. 00:54:56,084 --> 00:54:58,128
  5246. Guess what? These are fucking clean.
  5247.  
  5248. 1176
  5249. 00:54:58,211 --> 00:55:00,338
  5250. Can you just follow me out? Yeah.
  5251. Keep coming.
  5252.  
  5253. 1177
  5254. 00:55:00,422 --> 00:55:02,590
  5255. -Okay, no problem.
  5256. -Okay, sorry about that.
  5257.  
  5258. 1178
  5259. 00:55:09,139 --> 00:55:11,599
  5260. -Happy birthday, babe.
  5261. -Technically tomorrow.
  5262.  
  5263. 1179
  5264. 00:55:11,683 --> 00:55:13,351
  5265. -He knows that.
  5266. -But I can't call tomorrow
  5267.  
  5268. 1180
  5269. 00:55:13,435 --> 00:55:16,187
  5270. -'cause I'll be out on the pontoon boat.
  5271. -Holy shit.
  5272.  
  5273. 1181
  5274. 00:55:17,605 --> 00:55:19,399
  5275. Have they been here this whole time?
  5276.  
  5277. 1182
  5278. 00:55:23,194 --> 00:55:24,070
  5279. Hey.
  5280.  
  5281. 1183
  5282. 00:55:30,201 --> 00:55:31,911
  5283. I know, guys.
  5284.  
  5285. 1184
  5286. 00:55:32,037 --> 00:55:34,581
  5287. You were thinking something else, right?
  5288.  
  5289. 1185
  5290. 00:55:34,831 --> 00:55:36,458
  5291. Well, guess what, I'm here.
  5292.  
  5293. 1186
  5294. 00:55:38,501 --> 00:55:42,756
  5295. Funny story,
  5296. I had some wine diamonds today,
  5297.  
  5298. 1187
  5299. 00:55:43,131 --> 00:55:44,758
  5300. and I don't feel so good.
  5301.  
  5302. 1188
  5303. 00:55:45,133 --> 00:55:47,719
  5304. Oh, my God. Naomi is loaded.
  5305.  
  5306. 1189
  5307. 00:55:47,927 --> 00:55:50,597
  5308. You know, I wanna sing a little ditty
  5309.  
  5310. 1190
  5311. 00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:54,351
  5312. for my sweet, very short friend Rebecca
  5313.  
  5314. 1191
  5315. 00:55:54,434 --> 00:55:58,271
  5316. who is turning 22 tomorrow.
  5317.  
  5318. 1192
  5319. 00:55:58,355 --> 00:55:59,397
  5320. Wink, wink.
  5321.  
  5322. 1193
  5323. 00:56:01,066 --> 00:56:02,317
  5324. She's not.
  5325.  
  5326. 1194
  5327. 00:56:03,234 --> 00:56:04,277
  5328. You know...
  5329.  
  5330. 1195
  5331. 00:56:04,903 --> 00:56:06,029
  5332. birthdays are a funny thing,
  5333.  
  5334. 1196
  5335. 00:56:06,112 --> 00:56:08,698
  5336. 'cause, like, some people hate 'em,
  5337. and some people love 'em.
  5338.  
  5339. 1197
  5340. 00:56:08,782 --> 00:56:10,450
  5341. I love my birthday, I'm a Leo.
  5342.  
  5343. 1198
  5344. 00:56:10,742 --> 00:56:15,413
  5345. But, Rebecca, you got it going on, girl.
  5346.  
  5347. 1199
  5348. 00:56:17,916 --> 00:56:19,584
  5349. Don't get it twisted.
  5350.  
  5351. 1200
  5352. 00:56:20,085 --> 00:56:22,128
  5353. You deserve the world.
  5354.  
  5355. 1201
  5356. 00:56:22,837 --> 00:56:24,839
  5357. And since I can't give you diamonds
  5358.  
  5359. 1202
  5360. 00:56:25,256 --> 00:56:26,716
  5361. and I can't give you pearls,
  5362.  
  5363. 1203
  5364. 00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:30,387
  5365. I'm gonna give you something
  5366. you ain't never had before.
  5367.  
  5368. 1204
  5369. 00:56:31,054 --> 00:56:33,848
  5370. I'm gonna give you a song from the heart.
  5371.  
  5372. 1205
  5373. 00:56:34,516 --> 00:56:35,934
  5374. You guys,
  5375.  
  5376. 1206
  5377. 00:56:36,476 --> 00:56:38,019
  5378. our dear, sweet...
  5379.  
  5380. 1207
  5381. 00:56:39,145 --> 00:56:41,272
  5382. Rebecca Sue is all grown up.
  5383.  
  5384. 1208
  5385. 00:56:42,148 --> 00:56:45,276
  5386. I want to dedicate this song
  5387.  
  5388. 1209
  5389. 00:56:46,236 --> 00:56:48,363
  5390. to my beautiful friend Rebecca.
  5391.  
  5392. 1210
  5393. 00:56:49,155 --> 00:56:50,990
  5394. This is for you, honey tits.
  5395.  
  5396. 1211
  5397. 00:56:51,699 --> 00:56:53,368
  5398. Hit it, boys.
  5399.  
  5400. 1212
  5401. 00:56:53,868 --> 00:56:55,328
  5402. What would you like us to play?
  5403.  
  5404. 1213
  5405. 00:56:56,037 --> 00:56:57,163
  5406. "Eternal Flame."
  5407.  
  5408. 1214
  5409. 00:56:57,247 --> 00:56:58,790
  5410. -Okay.
  5411. -Yes.
  5412.  
  5413. 1215
  5414. 00:57:05,422 --> 00:57:06,881
  5415. Close your eyes
  5416.  
  5417. 1216
  5418. 00:57:08,174 --> 00:57:09,092
  5419. Oh, my God.
  5420.  
  5421. 1217
  5422. 00:57:09,592 --> 00:57:10,635
  5423. Naomi?
  5424.  
  5425. 1218
  5426. 00:57:12,011 --> 00:57:12,846
  5427. I'm cool.
  5428.  
  5429. 1219
  5430. 00:57:13,346 --> 00:57:14,347
  5431. Yeah!
  5432.  
  5433. 1220
  5434. 00:57:15,223 --> 00:57:16,224
  5435. You're a pro.
  5436.  
  5437. 1221
  5438. 00:57:16,307 --> 00:57:17,308
  5439. Darling
  5440.  
  5441. 1222
  5442. 00:57:17,767 --> 00:57:21,312
  5443. Do you feel my heart beating?
  5444.  
  5445. 1223
  5446. 00:57:21,604 --> 00:57:26,901
  5447. Do you understand?
  5448.  
  5449. 1224
  5450. 00:57:30,238 --> 00:57:31,364
  5451. I'm sensing a lull.
  5452.  
  5453. 1225
  5454. 00:57:31,448 --> 00:57:33,491
  5455. So my vote is for literally anything
  5456. by Sublime.
  5457.  
  5458. 1226
  5459. 00:57:33,575 --> 00:57:34,659
  5460. Absolutely not, Devon.
  5461.  
  5462. 1227
  5463. 00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:37,036
  5464. -Chilis?
  5465. -Devon, no.
  5466.  
  5467. 1228
  5468. 00:57:37,162 --> 00:57:38,830
  5469. -Bush?
  5470. -Now I'm getting upset.
  5471.  
  5472. 1229
  5473. 00:57:38,913 --> 00:57:41,416
  5474. Oh, my God. "Everything Zen."
  5475. That changed my life.
  5476.  
  5477. 1230
  5478. 00:57:41,749 --> 00:57:42,959
  5479. -Third Eye Blind?
  5480. -No.
  5481.  
  5482. 1231
  5483. 00:57:43,042 --> 00:57:44,294
  5484. -311?
  5485. -No.
  5486.  
  5487. 1232
  5488. 00:57:44,377 --> 00:57:47,922
  5489. Okay, guys! I got the T-shirts
  5490. for the drone shot.
  5491.  
  5492. 1233
  5493. 00:57:48,673 --> 00:57:49,966
  5494. Did you say "drone shot"?
  5495.  
  5496. 1234
  5497. 00:57:50,049 --> 00:57:52,427
  5498. Oh, yeah, the drone shot.
  5499. It's in the itinerary.
  5500.  
  5501. 1235
  5502. 00:57:52,510 --> 00:57:55,054
  5503. Yes, I said "drone." On the itinerary.
  5504.  
  5505. 1236
  5506. 00:57:55,430 --> 00:57:57,640
  5507. -I don't think my shirt's gonna fit.
  5508. -It is. It will.
  5509.  
  5510. 1237
  5511. 00:57:57,724 --> 00:57:59,142
  5512. Okay, follow me, guys. Let's go.
  5513.  
  5514. 1238
  5515. 00:57:59,225 --> 00:58:01,102
  5516. Can we stay here a little bit?
  5517. It's so nice.
  5518.  
  5519. 1239
  5520. 00:58:01,186 --> 00:58:03,480
  5521. We're gonna go through the wine tunnels
  5522. and take the drone shot.
  5523.  
  5524. 1240
  5525. 00:58:04,481 --> 00:58:05,940
  5526. Holy cannoli.
  5527.  
  5528. 1241
  5529. 00:58:06,024 --> 00:58:08,693
  5530. These weird wine caves
  5531. would be a good place to try molly.
  5532.  
  5533. 1242
  5534. 00:58:08,776 --> 00:58:11,946
  5535. Maybe we'll do the molly after we get
  5536. the drone shot. That'll be more fun.
  5537.  
  5538. 1243
  5539. 00:58:12,030 --> 00:58:14,949
  5540. Wait, I have a few more questions.
  5541. Is molly what that kid did
  5542.  
  5543. 1244
  5544. 00:58:15,033 --> 00:58:17,243
  5545. when he ate that guy's face
  5546. in his dad's garage?
  5547.  
  5548. 1245
  5549. 00:58:17,327 --> 00:58:19,370
  5550. -No, I don't think so.
  5551. -Is that the one that keeps you up?
  5552.  
  5553. 1246
  5554. 00:58:19,454 --> 00:58:21,206
  5555. Because when I need to sleep,
  5556. I need to sleep.
  5557.  
  5558. 1247
  5559. 00:58:21,289 --> 00:58:23,750
  5560. Come on, people, let's just try it.
  5561. What are we, a bunch of nerds?
  5562.  
  5563. 1248
  5564. 00:58:23,833 --> 00:58:26,544
  5565. -Yes.
  5566. -Okay, if we want to do the molly,
  5567.  
  5568. 1249
  5569. 00:58:26,628 --> 00:58:28,671
  5570. maybe we can do it
  5571. after horseback riding tomorrow.
  5572.  
  5573. 1250
  5574. 00:58:29,297 --> 00:58:33,009
  5575. -I vote "no" on the horseback riding.
  5576. -Wait, here's what I don't get.
  5577.  
  5578. 1251
  5579. 00:58:33,092 --> 00:58:35,428
  5580. If we were to do the molly,
  5581. how long does it stay in your body?
  5582.  
  5583. 1252
  5584. 00:58:35,512 --> 00:58:37,639
  5585. Like, what is the duration of the "trip"?
  5586.  
  5587. 1253
  5588. 00:58:38,264 --> 00:58:40,141
  5589. Oh, my God, with the quotes.
  5590.  
  5591. 1254
  5592. 00:58:40,225 --> 00:58:42,393
  5593. Whatever we do,
  5594. we have to harmonize in here
  5595.  
  5596. 1255
  5597. 00:58:42,477 --> 00:58:44,729
  5598. -'cause the acoustics are the shit.
  5599. -Oh, yes.
  5600.  
  5601. 1256
  5602. 00:58:54,364 --> 00:58:56,616
  5603. Hey, guys? Can we put our T-shirts on,
  5604.  
  5605. 1257
  5606. 00:58:56,866 --> 00:59:00,078
  5607. so we can get to the pavilion
  5608. and take a super fun drone shot?
  5609.  
  5610. 1258
  5611. 00:59:03,414 --> 00:59:06,960
  5612. You guys, I'm gonna go follow her,
  5613. and I'm gonna offer her some feedback.
  5614.  
  5615. 1259
  5616. 00:59:07,460 --> 00:59:09,796
  5617. -I actually think that's a terrible idea.
  5618. -I wouldn't do that.
  5619.  
  5620. 1260
  5621. 00:59:09,879 --> 00:59:11,881
  5622. -Please don't.
  5623. -This is what I do.
  5624.  
  5625. 1261
  5626. 00:59:12,632 --> 00:59:13,508
  5627. Where is she?
  5628.  
  5629. 1262
  5630. 00:59:14,842 --> 00:59:17,303
  5631. Yeah, how does she know her way
  5632. around these tunnels?
  5633.  
  5634. 1263
  5635. 00:59:18,012 --> 00:59:20,723
  5636. -Where'd she go?
  5637. -Where'd she go?
  5638.  
  5639. 1264
  5640. 00:59:20,807 --> 00:59:23,518
  5641. -Where'd she go?
  5642. -Where'd she go?
  5643.  
  5644. 1265
  5645. 00:59:24,227 --> 00:59:27,605
  5646. Where did she go?
  5647.  
  5648. 1266
  5649. 00:59:29,941 --> 00:59:31,359
  5650. Seriously, where did she go?
  5651.  
  5652. 1267
  5653. 00:59:32,110 --> 00:59:34,904
  5654. -Are we lost?
  5655. -We've gotta find her.
  5656.  
  5657. 1268
  5658. 01:00:01,014 --> 01:00:02,015
  5659. Hey, Abby?
  5660.  
  5661. 1269
  5662. 01:00:02,432 --> 01:00:04,642
  5663. The girls urged me
  5664. not to offer you any feedback,
  5665.  
  5666. 1270
  5667. 01:00:04,726 --> 01:00:06,603
  5668. but I'm just gonna go with my gut here.
  5669.  
  5670. 1271
  5671. 01:00:06,686 --> 01:00:08,271
  5672. May I offer you some feedback?
  5673.  
  5674. 1272
  5675. 01:00:08,479 --> 01:00:09,522
  5676. Oh, boy.
  5677.  
  5678. 1273
  5679. 01:00:09,606 --> 01:00:13,526
  5680. I feel like the universe
  5681. is gently nudging you to chill.
  5682.  
  5683. 1274
  5684. 01:00:14,152 --> 01:00:15,945
  5685. Well, tell the universe that I'm chilling
  5686.  
  5687. 1275
  5688. 01:00:16,029 --> 01:00:18,364
  5689. and I'm also looking for the drone.
  5690. Do you see it?
  5691.  
  5692. 1276
  5693. 01:00:18,448 --> 01:00:20,575
  5694. Okay, just, the schedule you have us on,
  5695.  
  5696. 1277
  5697. 01:00:20,658 --> 01:00:23,036
  5698. I feel like it's keeping you
  5699. from having fun. Like,
  5700.  
  5701. 1278
  5702. 01:00:23,119 --> 01:00:26,623
  5703. if you were just to let go,
  5704. everything will just fall into place.
  5705.  
  5706. 1279
  5707. 01:00:27,915 --> 01:00:29,208
  5708. Will it fall into place?
  5709.  
  5710. 1280
  5711. 01:00:30,001 --> 01:00:32,170
  5712. Will it, Rebecca? Will it fall into place?
  5713.  
  5714. 1281
  5715. 01:00:32,670 --> 01:00:34,589
  5716. Will someone else take care of me?
  5717.  
  5718. 1282
  5719. 01:00:34,714 --> 01:00:36,758
  5720. Or will I always have to do
  5721. everything myself?
  5722.  
  5723. 1283
  5724. 01:00:37,717 --> 01:00:39,052
  5725. Let me know when it falls into place,
  5726.  
  5727. 1284
  5728. 01:00:39,135 --> 01:00:42,013
  5729. 'cause last time I checked,
  5730. this world's pretty fucking selfish.
  5731.  
  5732. 1285
  5733. 01:00:42,180 --> 01:00:43,640
  5734. Okay. Deep breath.
  5735.  
  5736. 1286
  5737. 01:00:43,723 --> 01:00:46,559
  5738. No, let's take some inventory
  5739. about how everything's falling into place.
  5740.  
  5741. 1287
  5742. 01:00:46,643 --> 01:00:49,062
  5743. How about my marriage?
  5744. Did that fall into place?
  5745.  
  5746. 1288
  5747. 01:00:49,145 --> 01:00:51,230
  5748. What about this text from that girl
  5749. that's gonna hurt you?
  5750.  
  5751. 1289
  5752. 01:00:51,314 --> 01:00:52,398
  5753. That falling into place?
  5754.  
  5755. 1290
  5756. 01:00:53,566 --> 01:00:56,361
  5757. Your obvious midlife crisis.
  5758. Is that falling into place?
  5759.  
  5760. 1291
  5761. 01:00:57,195 --> 01:01:00,114
  5762. Your inability to cope
  5763. with almost everything?
  5764.  
  5765. 1292
  5766. 01:01:00,198 --> 01:01:02,283
  5767. -Is that falling into place for you?
  5768. -No.
  5769.  
  5770. 1293
  5771. 01:01:02,742 --> 01:01:05,161
  5772. -Your husband? Is that falling into place?
  5773. -What?
  5774.  
  5775. 1294
  5776. 01:01:05,495 --> 01:01:07,664
  5777. Maybe you should take a good hard look
  5778. at yourself in the mirror.
  5779.  
  5780. 1295
  5781. 01:01:07,747 --> 01:01:09,248
  5782. Maybe the therapist should go to therapy.
  5783.  
  5784. 1296
  5785. 01:01:13,252 --> 01:01:15,046
  5786. Am I not getting a falling into place?
  5787.  
  5788. 1297
  5789. 01:01:15,296 --> 01:01:16,964
  5790. Jeez, Catherine, enough.
  5791.  
  5792. 1298
  5793. 01:01:17,048 --> 01:01:20,093
  5794. The whole "left out" thing
  5795. is really getting old.
  5796.  
  5797. 1299
  5798. 01:01:20,176 --> 01:01:23,054
  5799. You're the one who's always running away
  5800. from us every time you get a call.
  5801.  
  5802. 1300
  5803. 01:01:23,137 --> 01:01:25,348
  5804. -I have work.
  5805. -I'm sorry, let's not fight.
  5806.  
  5807. 1301
  5808. 01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:27,892
  5809. This time together
  5810. is supposed to be special.
  5811.  
  5812. 1302
  5813. 01:01:27,975 --> 01:01:30,687
  5814. Oh, my God, Naomi, we're not fighting,
  5815. we're just talking.
  5816.  
  5817. 1303
  5818. 01:01:30,770 --> 01:01:33,856
  5819. -That's what life is.
  5820. -Well, it's very negative.
  5821.  
  5822. 1304
  5823. 01:01:33,940 --> 01:01:36,025
  5824. Yeah, well, life is negative.
  5825. That's what Brené Brown said.
  5826.  
  5827. 1305
  5828. 01:01:36,109 --> 01:01:38,111
  5829. That's exactly what she did not say.
  5830.  
  5831. 1306
  5832. 01:01:38,403 --> 01:01:40,363
  5833. Abby, what is negative in your life
  5834. right now?
  5835.  
  5836. 1307
  5837. 01:01:40,446 --> 01:01:42,615
  5838. You've got amazing friends,
  5839. you got a great career--
  5840.  
  5841. 1308
  5842. 01:01:42,699 --> 01:01:43,991
  5843. No, I don't.
  5844.  
  5845. 1309
  5846. 01:01:44,325 --> 01:01:45,785
  5847. Okay? I lost my job.
  5848.  
  5849. 1310
  5850. 01:01:46,828 --> 01:01:49,706
  5851. All right? And it's really stupid
  5852. to even cry about it.
  5853.  
  5854. 1311
  5855. 01:01:51,708 --> 01:01:55,586
  5856. Shit, I mean, people are starving
  5857. in the world, and there's earthquakes.
  5858.  
  5859. 1312
  5860. 01:01:56,087 --> 01:02:00,007
  5861. And people are shooting at each other,
  5862. and I'm crying about my stupid poor job.
  5863.  
  5864. 1313
  5865. 01:02:00,258 --> 01:02:03,177
  5866. Abby, honey. That doesn't mean
  5867. your feelings aren't valid.
  5868.  
  5869. 1314
  5870. 01:02:03,261 --> 01:02:05,346
  5871. That's exactly what white privilege is!
  5872.  
  5873. 1315
  5874. 01:02:05,430 --> 01:02:07,682
  5875. Plus, what are we doing
  5876. to the environment?
  5877.  
  5878. 1316
  5879. 01:02:07,765 --> 01:02:09,767
  5880. I mean, we can't--
  5881. There's no fish anymore!
  5882.  
  5883. 1317
  5884. 01:02:09,851 --> 01:02:10,768
  5885. All the plastic is...
  5886.  
  5887. 1318
  5888. 01:02:12,061 --> 01:02:13,438
  5889. filling up in the ocean.
  5890.  
  5891. 1319
  5892. 01:02:13,855 --> 01:02:17,483
  5893. And... there's like one rhinoceros left!
  5894.  
  5895. 1320
  5896. 01:02:19,235 --> 01:02:20,528
  5897. What the fuck?
  5898.  
  5899. 1321
  5900. 01:02:24,657 --> 01:02:26,200
  5901. Why wouldn't she tell us that?
  5902.  
  5903. 1322
  5904. 01:02:29,120 --> 01:02:31,122
  5905. Some things are too scary to say.
  5906.  
  5907. 1323
  5908. 01:02:31,205 --> 01:02:32,415
  5909. Not to us.
  5910.  
  5911. 1324
  5912. 01:02:34,292 --> 01:02:35,752
  5913. You guys don't like Brian?
  5914.  
  5915. 1325
  5916. 01:02:36,043 --> 01:02:38,921
  5917. -Oh, my God, we love Brian.
  5918. -Brian, he's the best.
  5919.  
  5920. 1326
  5921. 01:02:39,005 --> 01:02:40,757
  5922. -He's a character.
  5923. -He's so cool.
  5924.  
  5925. 1327
  5926. 01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:42,425
  5927. -Fucking prince.
  5928. -Awesome.
  5929.  
  5930. 1328
  5931. 01:02:48,598 --> 01:02:49,640
  5932. Where to?
  5933.  
  5934. 1329
  5935. 01:02:51,100 --> 01:02:53,603
  5936. Well, Abby, what's on the itinerary?
  5937.  
  5938. 1330
  5939. 01:02:53,686 --> 01:02:56,314
  5940. You know what? Don't look at that.
  5941. It doesn't matter. It's stupid.
  5942.  
  5943. 1331
  5944. 01:03:01,527 --> 01:03:05,156
  5945. Do you think throwing the itineraries
  5946. out the window was on the itinerary?
  5947.  
  5948. 1332
  5949. 01:03:05,239 --> 01:03:06,532
  5950. Guess we'll never know.
  5951.  
  5952. 1333
  5953. 01:03:06,824 --> 01:03:09,494
  5954. Guys, left or right?
  5955. I gotta make a decision.
  5956.  
  5957. 1334
  5958. 01:03:11,746 --> 01:03:13,706
  5959. Oh, my God, she texted.
  5960.  
  5961. 1335
  5962. 01:03:14,332 --> 01:03:15,792
  5963. Jade just texted back.
  5964.  
  5965. 1336
  5966. 01:03:16,584 --> 01:03:19,003
  5967. She wants us to come over to her art show.
  5968.  
  5969. 1337
  5970. 01:03:21,130 --> 01:03:22,006
  5971. I told you.
  5972.  
  5973. 1338
  5974. 01:03:22,089 --> 01:03:25,259
  5975. -I mean, I knew that she would text.
  5976. -Okay, let's go there, then.
  5977.  
  5978. 1339
  5979. 01:03:25,343 --> 01:03:27,553
  5980. Let's go to the art show, right?
  5981. That'll be perfect.
  5982.  
  5983. 1340
  5984. 01:03:27,637 --> 01:03:28,888
  5985. Let's pick a DUI song!
  5986.  
  5987. 1341
  5988. 01:03:30,223 --> 01:03:31,057
  5989. Anybody?
  5990.  
  5991. 1342
  5992. 01:03:31,682 --> 01:03:33,434
  5993. -Abby?
  5994. -Silence is good for now.
  5995.  
  5996. 1343
  5997. 01:03:52,453 --> 01:03:54,080
  5998. This is a major fuck-up.
  5999.  
  6000. 1344
  6001. 01:03:54,205 --> 01:03:55,706
  6002. Abby's gonna hate this.
  6003.  
  6004. 1345
  6005. 01:03:56,415 --> 01:03:59,293
  6006. This wall of shoe boxes
  6007. should really snap her out of her mood.
  6008.  
  6009. 1346
  6010. 01:04:08,970 --> 01:04:10,304
  6011. I'll tell you the answer.
  6012.  
  6013. 1347
  6014. 01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:12,265
  6015. "No" and "No, you're not."
  6016.  
  6017. 1348
  6018. 01:04:13,641 --> 01:04:15,476
  6019. Abby, I know you don't want
  6020. to talk about it,
  6021.  
  6022. 1349
  6023. 01:04:15,560 --> 01:04:18,396
  6024. -but I'm really sorry about your job.
  6025. -Well, thanks.
  6026.  
  6027. 1350
  6028. 01:04:18,813 --> 01:04:21,399
  6029. The one time I can't figure out
  6030. how to get on Snapchat.
  6031.  
  6032. 1351
  6033. 01:04:21,482 --> 01:04:22,358
  6034. One time.
  6035.  
  6036. 1352
  6037. 01:04:22,859 --> 01:04:23,985
  6038. And everybody saw.
  6039.  
  6040. 1353
  6041. 01:04:27,238 --> 01:04:28,614
  6042. Young people blow.
  6043.  
  6044. 1354
  6045. 01:04:33,619 --> 01:04:35,663
  6046. Isn't Jade so ungodly cute?
  6047.  
  6048. 1355
  6049. 01:04:39,417 --> 01:04:42,670
  6050. Okay, guys,
  6051. I'm gonna just say a couple words.
  6052.  
  6053. 1356
  6054. 01:04:44,755 --> 01:04:45,965
  6055. Yeah, so...
  6056.  
  6057. 1357
  6058. 01:04:46,215 --> 01:04:48,551
  6059. Art has been my raison d'être
  6060.  
  6061. 1358
  6062. 01:04:48,634 --> 01:04:51,804
  6063. since... literally my first moment
  6064. of consciousness.
  6065.  
  6066. 1359
  6067. 01:04:52,638 --> 01:04:58,019
  6068. I... can't believe I'm following
  6069. in the footsteps of my heroes.
  6070.  
  6071. 1360
  6072. 01:04:58,185 --> 01:05:01,606
  6073. O'Keeffe, Kahlo, Warhol, Basquiat,
  6074.  
  6075. 1361
  6076. 01:05:01,814 --> 01:05:03,608
  6077. with my very own show.
  6078.  
  6079. 1362
  6080. 01:05:04,442 --> 01:05:07,320
  6081. So, thank you. I'm humbled.
  6082.  
  6083. 1363
  6084. 01:05:08,404 --> 01:05:09,238
  6085. Clearly.
  6086.  
  6087. 1364
  6088. 01:05:10,239 --> 01:05:12,658
  6089. Thank you for coming in, too...
  6090. like, from the city,
  6091.  
  6092. 1365
  6093. 01:05:12,742 --> 01:05:14,535
  6094. with the caravans and all of you,
  6095.  
  6096. 1366
  6097. 01:05:14,619 --> 01:05:17,997
  6098. it's... fucking so touching.
  6099. So, thank you.
  6100.  
  6101. 1367
  6102. 01:05:19,582 --> 01:05:21,542
  6103. So, yeah. Let me get on with it.
  6104.  
  6105. 1368
  6106. 01:05:21,834 --> 01:05:25,129
  6107. The Nanny was more than a sitcom.
  6108.  
  6109. 1369
  6110. 01:05:25,922 --> 01:05:29,216
  6111. Okay, it was a post-modern psychodrama
  6112.  
  6113. 1370
  6114. 01:05:29,300 --> 01:05:32,345
  6115. about classism and ambition in the 1990s.
  6116.  
  6117. 1371
  6118. 01:05:33,137 --> 01:05:36,974
  6119. You know, Fran Drescher's Fran Fine
  6120. was an icon.
  6121.  
  6122. 1372
  6123. 01:05:37,099 --> 01:05:40,394
  6124. Honestly, I mean, a cultural touchstone.
  6125.  
  6126. 1373
  6127. 01:05:42,021 --> 01:05:45,066
  6128. God. All her art is Fran Drescher.
  6129.  
  6130. 1374
  6131. 01:05:46,442 --> 01:05:47,276
  6132. Why?
  6133.  
  6134. 1375
  6135. 01:05:47,568 --> 01:05:51,572
  6136. Yeah, so yeah, I'd like to just open up
  6137. for some questions or comments.
  6138.  
  6139. 1376
  6140. 01:05:51,656 --> 01:05:52,490
  6141. Yeah?
  6142.  
  6143. 1377
  6144. 01:05:52,573 --> 01:05:56,827
  6145. It's so contextual, but at the same time,
  6146. wholly independent.
  6147.  
  6148. 1378
  6149. 01:05:57,244 --> 01:05:58,704
  6150. Did you do that consciously?
  6151.  
  6152. 1379
  6153. 01:05:58,788 --> 01:06:00,748
  6154. You know what? I did, yeah.
  6155.  
  6156. 1380
  6157. 01:06:01,123 --> 01:06:04,168
  6158. It's really a lettera d'amore
  6159. to The Nanny.
  6160.  
  6161. 1381
  6162. 01:06:04,251 --> 01:06:07,838
  6163. But, more importantly, it's a reaction
  6164. to all of our experiences
  6165.  
  6166. 1382
  6167. 01:06:07,922 --> 01:06:10,716
  6168. -surrounding The Nanny.
  6169. -I never saw The Nanny,
  6170.  
  6171. 1383
  6172. 01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:14,095
  6173. but I don't want that to stop me
  6174. from participating in this conversation.
  6175.  
  6176. 1384
  6177. 01:06:14,178 --> 01:06:15,054
  6178. It shouldn't.
  6179.  
  6180. 1385
  6181. 01:06:15,638 --> 01:06:18,891
  6182. This piece. Am I supposed to feel scared?
  6183.  
  6184. 1386
  6185. 01:06:18,975 --> 01:06:21,686
  6186. Yes. I am so glad you got that vibe.
  6187.  
  6188. 1387
  6189. 01:06:21,769 --> 01:06:25,064
  6190. -Also offended. Yeah?
  6191. -Very. Thank you.
  6192.  
  6193. 1388
  6194. 01:06:25,189 --> 01:06:27,316
  6195. Have you considered doing
  6196. any other sitcom art?
  6197.  
  6198. 1389
  6199. 01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:30,236
  6200. -Like, is ALF an option?
  6201. -That's a good question.
  6202.  
  6203. 1390
  6204. 01:06:30,820 --> 01:06:32,947
  6205. I think I'm focusing more on women
  6206. right now.
  6207.  
  6208. 1391
  6209. 01:06:33,030 --> 01:06:36,367
  6210. 'Cause, I don't know,
  6211. I feel like time is up on ALF, right?
  6212.  
  6213. 1392
  6214. 01:06:36,450 --> 01:06:37,910
  6215. I have a question.
  6216.  
  6217. 1393
  6218. 01:06:38,285 --> 01:06:41,497
  6219. Do any of you watch TV?
  6220. Like, is TV still a thing?
  6221.  
  6222. 1394
  6223. 01:06:41,580 --> 01:06:43,874
  6224. Like, do you watch
  6225. those judging competition shows?
  6226.  
  6227. 1395
  6228. 01:06:44,083 --> 01:06:45,751
  6229. I've only seen TV in the movies.
  6230.  
  6231. 1396
  6232. 01:06:46,460 --> 01:06:48,963
  6233. I knew I was right.
  6234. Dammit, gotta call my agent.
  6235.  
  6236. 1397
  6237. 01:06:50,381 --> 01:06:53,300
  6238. Adrian, comma, confirming I was correct
  6239.  
  6240. 1398
  6241. 01:06:53,467 --> 01:06:57,138
  6242. re, colon, streaming V, period, broadcast.
  6243.  
  6244. 1399
  6245. 01:06:57,346 --> 01:06:59,181
  6246. Shit, I don't have a signal.
  6247. I gotta go outside.
  6248.  
  6249. 1400
  6250. 01:06:59,390 --> 01:07:04,186
  6251. Yeah, my oldest kid is 15,
  6252. and on the verge of becoming...
  6253.  
  6254. 1401
  6255. 01:07:05,062 --> 01:07:06,063
  6256. this.
  6257.  
  6258. 1402
  6259. 01:07:06,147 --> 01:07:10,067
  6260. I just wanna know, how do I stop her
  6261. from becoming an asshole?
  6262.  
  6263. 1403
  6264. 01:07:10,818 --> 01:07:12,653
  6265. I feel like I'm about to take umbrage.
  6266.  
  6267. 1404
  6268. 01:07:13,320 --> 01:07:14,196
  6269. Are you okay?
  6270.  
  6271. 1405
  6272. 01:07:14,530 --> 01:07:16,032
  6273. And you know what else worries me?
  6274.  
  6275. 1406
  6276. 01:07:16,115 --> 01:07:18,284
  6277. It is way too easy for you guys
  6278. to get porn.
  6279.  
  6280. 1407
  6281. 01:07:18,659 --> 01:07:19,493
  6282. Oh, my God.
  6283.  
  6284. 1408
  6285. 01:07:19,702 --> 01:07:22,496
  6286. I used to drive miles
  6287. in the middle of the night
  6288.  
  6289. 1409
  6290. 01:07:22,580 --> 01:07:25,124
  6291. just to go to this little newsstand
  6292. by the bus station
  6293.  
  6294. 1410
  6295. 01:07:25,207 --> 01:07:26,959
  6296. just to find lesbo porn.
  6297.  
  6298. 1411
  6299. 01:07:27,376 --> 01:07:29,879
  6300. You guys have it so lucky
  6301. on the porn front.
  6302.  
  6303. 1412
  6304. 01:07:30,337 --> 01:07:33,591
  6305. I hadn't thought about it
  6306. that way before. It's so interesting.
  6307.  
  6308. 1413
  6309. 01:07:34,050 --> 01:07:36,594
  6310. No wonder they're so scared of sexuality.
  6311.  
  6312. 1414
  6313. 01:07:36,969 --> 01:07:38,846
  6314. They associate it with hard work and fear.
  6315.  
  6316. 1415
  6317. 01:07:39,138 --> 01:07:40,973
  6318. And driving long distances.
  6319.  
  6320. 1416
  6321. 01:07:41,307 --> 01:07:43,017
  6322. I can't with the confidence
  6323. in these people.
  6324.  
  6325. 1417
  6326. 01:07:43,100 --> 01:07:43,934
  6327. Wait.
  6328.  
  6329. 1418
  6330. 01:07:44,018 --> 01:07:46,729
  6331. So we're putting 'em down
  6332. because they have healthy self-esteem?
  6333.  
  6334. 1419
  6335. 01:07:46,937 --> 01:07:49,315
  6336. I've spent my whole life thinking I suck.
  6337.  
  6338. 1420
  6339. 01:07:49,774 --> 01:07:51,650
  6340. You know what happened
  6341. at my first poetry reading?
  6342.  
  6343. 1421
  6344. 01:07:51,734 --> 01:07:52,902
  6345. I completely bombed.
  6346.  
  6347. 1422
  6348. 01:07:52,985 --> 01:07:56,197
  6349. No claps. No snaps. Just total silence.
  6350.  
  6351. 1423
  6352. 01:07:56,405 --> 01:07:58,449
  6353. Till, finally, this one dude,
  6354. way in the back,
  6355.  
  6356. 1424
  6357. 01:07:58,532 --> 01:08:01,660
  6358. he just turned to his girlfriend
  6359. and he went, "Oof."
  6360.  
  6361. 1425
  6362. 01:08:02,495 --> 01:08:04,872
  6363. But you know what?
  6364. That was an important "oof,"
  6365.  
  6366. 1426
  6367. 01:08:05,206 --> 01:08:08,334
  6368. because it confirmed to me
  6369. that I'm a complete piece of shit.
  6370.  
  6371. 1427
  6372. 01:08:08,459 --> 01:08:10,544
  6373. And that's what made me the writer
  6374. I am today.
  6375.  
  6376. 1428
  6377. 01:08:10,628 --> 01:08:12,463
  6378. I thank God for that "oof."
  6379.  
  6380. 1429
  6381. 01:08:13,297 --> 01:08:15,633
  6382. -This girl needs an "oof."
  6383. -Oof.
  6384.  
  6385. 1430
  6386. 01:08:16,300 --> 01:08:19,303
  6387. Jade, we're not trying to hurt
  6388. anyone's feelings.
  6389.  
  6390. 1431
  6391. 01:08:19,386 --> 01:08:21,180
  6392. My God, they were born with hurt feelings.
  6393.  
  6394. 1432
  6395. 01:08:21,514 --> 01:08:25,017
  6396. Why don't you not blast your feelings
  6397. all over your best friend, the internet?
  6398.  
  6399. 1433
  6400. 01:08:25,101 --> 01:08:26,811
  6401. Please,
  6402. their parents are their best friends.
  6403.  
  6404. 1434
  6405. 01:08:27,144 --> 01:08:28,145
  6406. Well, that I do like.
  6407.  
  6408. 1435
  6409. 01:08:28,604 --> 01:08:30,689
  6410. You know who my best friend is?
  6411. My best friend.
  6412.  
  6413. 1436
  6414. 01:08:30,815 --> 01:08:33,692
  6415. These women, right here,
  6416. who I've known for 20-plus years.
  6417.  
  6418. 1437
  6419. 01:08:33,776 --> 01:08:36,862
  6420. And yeah, sure, sometimes I want
  6421. to tell this one to fuck off.
  6422.  
  6423. 1438
  6424. 01:08:36,946 --> 01:08:38,656
  6425. That's what intimacy looks like.
  6426.  
  6427. 1439
  6428. 01:08:38,739 --> 01:08:40,491
  6429. -You want me to fuck off?
  6430. -What?
  6431.  
  6432. 1440
  6433. 01:08:40,574 --> 01:08:42,993
  6434. If you all are friends,
  6435. why are you so mad at each other?
  6436.  
  6437. 1441
  6438. 01:08:43,077 --> 01:08:44,286
  6439. We're not mad.
  6440.  
  6441. 1442
  6442. 01:08:44,370 --> 01:08:46,539
  6443. -Crazy, mad, grouchy. Look at this one.
  6444. -Fascinating.
  6445.  
  6446. 1443
  6447. 01:08:46,997 --> 01:08:48,707
  6448. We're not grouchy.
  6449.  
  6450. 1444
  6451. 01:08:48,791 --> 01:08:50,209
  6452. Guys, please forgive us.
  6453.  
  6454. 1445
  6455. 01:08:50,543 --> 01:08:52,044
  6456. We've been drinking wine all day,
  6457.  
  6458. 1446
  6459. 01:08:52,128 --> 01:08:54,421
  6460. and we're just not right in our heads
  6461. right now.
  6462.  
  6463. 1447
  6464. 01:08:54,505 --> 01:09:00,719
  6465. We are exactly where we need to be.
  6466. We're doing fine. Fran Fine.
  6467.  
  6468. 1448
  6469. 01:09:03,472 --> 01:09:04,890
  6470. That's brilliant. Did you see that?
  6471.  
  6472. 1449
  6473. 01:09:04,974 --> 01:09:06,392
  6474. Is this part of the show?
  6475.  
  6476. 1450
  6477. 01:09:07,393 --> 01:09:09,937
  6478. That was... incredible.
  6479.  
  6480. 1451
  6481. 01:09:10,020 --> 01:09:12,606
  6482. You are amazing. Moms, you're amazing.
  6483.  
  6484. 1452
  6485. 01:09:15,192 --> 01:09:18,696
  6486. Context within context,
  6487. that's exactly what we're talking about.
  6488.  
  6489. 1453
  6490. 01:09:35,254 --> 01:09:37,131
  6491. Excuse me. Do you have Wi-Fi in here?
  6492.  
  6493. 1454
  6494. 01:09:37,673 --> 01:09:39,175
  6495. And then there was one.
  6496.  
  6497. 1455
  6498. 01:09:40,092 --> 01:09:41,302
  6499. Tammy, hi.
  6500.  
  6501. 1456
  6502. 01:09:41,844 --> 01:09:44,513
  6503. I'm just trying to get a little work done
  6504. while the girls are at this art show.
  6505.  
  6506. 1457
  6507. 01:09:44,597 --> 01:09:45,681
  6508. -Art show?
  6509. -Yeah.
  6510.  
  6511. 1458
  6512. 01:09:45,764 --> 01:09:47,808
  6513. Oof, things must have gone
  6514. really sideways.
  6515.  
  6516. 1459
  6517. 01:09:48,350 --> 01:09:49,518
  6518. -Yeah.
  6519. -Give me your phone.
  6520.  
  6521. 1460
  6522. 01:09:49,602 --> 01:09:52,104
  6523. -I'll get you online.
  6524. -Oh, my God, awesome. Thank you.
  6525.  
  6526. 1461
  6527. 01:09:52,396 --> 01:09:55,816
  6528. Pedro,
  6529. is the password still "penisgrigio72"?
  6530.  
  6531. 1462
  6532. 01:09:58,736 --> 01:10:01,322
  6533. Thank you.
  6534. We need a couple of beers here also.
  6535.  
  6536. 1463
  6537. 01:10:02,114 --> 01:10:02,948
  6538. Cool.
  6539.  
  6540. 1464
  6541. 01:10:03,824 --> 01:10:05,117
  6542. Are you guys good pals?
  6543.  
  6544. 1465
  6545. 01:10:06,243 --> 01:10:07,411
  6546. We are acquaintances.
  6547.  
  6548. 1466
  6549. 01:10:10,372 --> 01:10:12,750
  6550. Do you ever get lonely up here,
  6551. living by yourself?
  6552.  
  6553. 1467
  6554. 01:10:14,251 --> 01:10:16,962
  6555. No, I love it. Loneliness is for suckers.
  6556.  
  6557. 1468
  6558. 01:10:17,338 --> 01:10:19,256
  6559. 'Cause you know who I can trust? Me.
  6560.  
  6561. 1469
  6562. 01:10:19,632 --> 01:10:22,384
  6563. You know who's never gonna bail on me?
  6564. Me.
  6565.  
  6566. 1470
  6567. 01:10:23,010 --> 01:10:24,345
  6568. Anyway, get your shit done,
  6569.  
  6570. 1471
  6571. 01:10:24,428 --> 01:10:26,680
  6572. bring people joy
  6573. with that fantastic pizza.
  6574.  
  6575. 1472
  6576. 01:10:26,889 --> 01:10:28,641
  6577. I'll be over here hitting bull's-eyes.
  6578.  
  6579. 1473
  6580. 01:10:31,936 --> 01:10:34,313
  6581. -Can I ask your advice on something?
  6582. -Shoot.
  6583.  
  6584. 1474
  6585. 01:10:35,397 --> 01:10:37,942
  6586. -I'm being offered this TV show.
  6587. -No, shoot the dart.
  6588.  
  6589. 1475
  6590. 01:10:38,150 --> 01:10:41,403
  6591. I'm uncomfortable in any one-on-one
  6592. situation unless I can win.
  6593.  
  6594. 1476
  6595. 01:10:43,322 --> 01:10:45,407
  6596. Sure. Right, okay.
  6597.  
  6598. 1477
  6599. 01:10:46,450 --> 01:10:47,952
  6600. Thanks, Val.
  6601.  
  6602. 1478
  6603. 01:10:48,160 --> 01:10:50,871
  6604. Do you think you can carry this one
  6605. over, too?
  6606.  
  6607. 1479
  6608. 01:10:50,955 --> 01:10:51,956
  6609. You got it.
  6610.  
  6611. 1480
  6612. 01:10:52,039 --> 01:10:54,416
  6613. Okay, just be very careful.
  6614.  
  6615. 1481
  6616. 01:10:54,500 --> 01:10:55,584
  6617. -Oh, of course.
  6618. -Okay.
  6619.  
  6620. 1482
  6621. 01:10:56,502 --> 01:10:58,963
  6622. Oh, that smile is so infectious.
  6623.  
  6624. 1483
  6625. 01:10:59,129 --> 01:11:01,131
  6626. I know, it's so ironic, right?
  6627.  
  6628. 1484
  6629. 01:11:04,927 --> 01:11:06,262
  6630. Sorry about my friends.
  6631.  
  6632. 1485
  6633. 01:11:06,762 --> 01:11:08,764
  6634. Oh, no! I love them.
  6635.  
  6636. 1486
  6637. 01:11:09,473 --> 01:11:12,434
  6638. People are really liking my show!
  6639.  
  6640. 1487
  6641. 01:11:13,602 --> 01:11:15,938
  6642. Do you think you guys could come back
  6643. and do that whole,
  6644.  
  6645. 1488
  6646. 01:11:16,021 --> 01:11:17,982
  6647. "I'm mad at young people" thing again?
  6648.  
  6649. 1489
  6650. 01:11:18,440 --> 01:11:19,441
  6651. I can ask.
  6652.  
  6653. 1490
  6654. 01:11:19,525 --> 01:11:22,444
  6655. But to be clear,
  6656. we're not mad at young people.
  6657.  
  6658. 1491
  6659. 01:11:23,153 --> 01:11:24,738
  6660. Or I'd be mad at myself, right?
  6661.  
  6662. 1492
  6663. 01:11:27,616 --> 01:11:29,118
  6664. You're so funny, Val.
  6665.  
  6666. 1493
  6667. 01:11:30,035 --> 01:11:31,203
  6668. I'm happy we met.
  6669.  
  6670. 1494
  6671. 01:11:31,745 --> 01:11:32,579
  6672. Me, too.
  6673.  
  6674. 1495
  6675. 01:11:34,790 --> 01:11:35,666
  6676. I like you.
  6677.  
  6678. 1496
  6679. 01:11:39,378 --> 01:11:40,337
  6680. I like you, too.
  6681.  
  6682. 1497
  6683. 01:11:47,344 --> 01:11:48,804
  6684. Can I ask you something?
  6685.  
  6686. 1498
  6687. 01:11:55,644 --> 01:11:57,146
  6688. I think I know what it is.
  6689.  
  6690. 1499
  6691. 01:12:03,193 --> 01:12:05,863
  6692. I usually charge 800, but...
  6693.  
  6694. 1500
  6695. 01:12:06,405 --> 01:12:08,282
  6696. I'm gonna give it to you for 600.
  6697.  
  6698. 1501
  6699. 01:12:15,289 --> 01:12:16,665
  6700. Talking about the painting?
  6701.  
  6702. 1502
  6703. 01:12:21,462 --> 01:12:22,296
  6704. That's great.
  6705.  
  6706. 1503
  6707. 01:12:23,839 --> 01:12:25,924
  6708. 'Cause I love your art so much.
  6709.  
  6710. 1504
  6711. 01:12:26,216 --> 01:12:28,719
  6712. -It's gonna look great.
  6713. -I can't wait to hang it.
  6714.  
  6715. 1505
  6716. 01:12:28,802 --> 01:12:29,678
  6717. So happy.
  6718.  
  6719. 1506
  6720. 01:12:34,224 --> 01:12:38,312
  6721. As a business owner, you can't join in
  6722. in the same way.
  6723.  
  6724. 1507
  6725. 01:12:39,438 --> 01:12:42,358
  6726. You know, you can't worry
  6727. about if people like you or not.
  6728.  
  6729. 1508
  6730. 01:12:43,942 --> 01:12:44,985
  6731. Yeah, I mean, I...
  6732.  
  6733. 1509
  6734. 01:12:46,028 --> 01:12:46,945
  6735. Shit.
  6736.  
  6737. 1510
  6738. 01:12:47,446 --> 01:12:49,448
  6739. I get that with my employees,
  6740.  
  6741. 1511
  6742. 01:12:49,531 --> 01:12:51,700
  6743. but we're talking about my oldest friends.
  6744.  
  6745. 1512
  6746. 01:12:51,784 --> 01:12:54,828
  6747. I mean, of course I'm gonna be worried
  6748. about what they think.
  6749.  
  6750. 1513
  6751. 01:12:54,912 --> 01:12:58,123
  6752. -That's where you're fucking up.
  6753. -Why?
  6754.  
  6755. 1514
  6756. 01:12:58,874 --> 01:13:02,628
  6757. Because I don't think your friends
  6758. even invited you on this trip.
  6759.  
  6760. 1515
  6761. 01:13:02,961 --> 01:13:04,254
  6762. Did Abby tell you that?
  6763.  
  6764. 1516
  6765. 01:13:04,421 --> 01:13:06,298
  6766. Did she say five people were coming?
  6767.  
  6768. 1517
  6769. 01:13:06,423 --> 01:13:07,257
  6770. What? No.
  6771.  
  6772. 1518
  6773. 01:13:07,549 --> 01:13:10,302
  6774. Well, I'm saying work is a big part
  6775. of who you are.
  6776.  
  6777. 1519
  6778. 01:13:10,469 --> 01:13:12,846
  6779. So if they don't let you talk about work,
  6780.  
  6781. 1520
  6782. 01:13:12,930 --> 01:13:15,391
  6783. then they're not letting you be
  6784. on this trip.
  6785.  
  6786. 1521
  6787. 01:13:15,474 --> 01:13:17,518
  6788. Yeah, okay. Can I just say something?
  6789.  
  6790. 1522
  6791. 01:13:17,601 --> 01:13:19,353
  6792. No. Remember what I said?
  6793.  
  6794. 1523
  6795. 01:13:19,520 --> 01:13:21,605
  6796. About the phrase
  6797. "Can I just say something?"
  6798.  
  6799. 1524
  6800. 01:13:21,688 --> 01:13:23,857
  6801. -Just walk away from that phrase.
  6802. -Fuck, right.
  6803.  
  6804. 1525
  6805. 01:13:27,820 --> 01:13:28,821
  6806. When I was a kid,
  6807.  
  6808. 1526
  6809. 01:13:30,322 --> 01:13:31,698
  6810. I was always alone, you know?
  6811.  
  6812. 1527
  6813. 01:13:31,907 --> 01:13:35,786
  6814. My mom was a single, working mother,
  6815. that whole deal, right?
  6816.  
  6817. 1528
  6818. 01:13:36,328 --> 01:13:39,206
  6819. And it really wasn't
  6820. until I met these girls that I...
  6821.  
  6822. 1529
  6823. 01:13:40,040 --> 01:13:41,708
  6824. experienced family.
  6825.  
  6826. 1530
  6827. 01:13:42,709 --> 01:13:43,836
  6828. That's powerful.
  6829.  
  6830. 1531
  6831. 01:13:44,461 --> 01:13:45,838
  6832. Friendship is powerful.
  6833.  
  6834. 1532
  6835. 01:13:49,425 --> 01:13:50,717
  6836. You gotta do that show.
  6837.  
  6838. 1533
  6839. 01:13:51,552 --> 01:13:54,888
  6840. Stay busy, pizza for one.
  6841. Be honest with yourself,
  6842.  
  6843. 1534
  6844. 01:13:54,972 --> 01:13:57,975
  6845. work is your best friend.
  6846. And you gotta get contestants on that show
  6847.  
  6848. 1535
  6849. 01:13:58,058 --> 01:14:00,769
  6850. that are kids,
  6851. because I love watching kids with knives.
  6852.  
  6853. 1536
  6854. 01:14:04,231 --> 01:14:05,149
  6855. Yeah.
  6856.  
  6857. 1537
  6858. 01:14:15,325 --> 01:14:17,035
  6859. This weekend is a mess.
  6860.  
  6861. 1538
  6862. 01:14:18,328 --> 01:14:20,664
  6863. I can't even plan a fun birthday trip.
  6864.  
  6865. 1539
  6866. 01:14:21,915 --> 01:14:24,126
  6867. Can I quote one
  6868. of my favorite song lyrics?
  6869.  
  6870. 1540
  6871. 01:14:24,793 --> 01:14:27,045
  6872. "Self-doubt is self-worth
  6873.  
  6874. 1541
  6875. 01:14:27,129 --> 01:14:28,505
  6876. in another universe."
  6877.  
  6878. 1542
  6879. 01:14:31,133 --> 01:14:32,134
  6880. What song is that?
  6881.  
  6882. 1543
  6883. 01:14:32,801 --> 01:14:33,635
  6884. My own.
  6885.  
  6886. 1544
  6887. 01:14:35,095 --> 01:14:35,971
  6888. Of course.
  6889.  
  6890. 1545
  6891. 01:14:37,931 --> 01:14:39,349
  6892. Is the paella ready yet?
  6893.  
  6894. 1546
  6895. 01:14:39,433 --> 01:14:41,518
  6896. Just about,
  6897. maybe another four hours or so.
  6898.  
  6899. 1547
  6900. 01:14:41,602 --> 01:14:42,561
  6901. Oh, Jesus.
  6902.  
  6903. 1548
  6904. 01:14:42,644 --> 01:14:46,106
  6905. -How are you gonna get that thing home?
  6906. -I don't know. I'll fucking fold it.
  6907.  
  6908. 1549
  6909. 01:14:46,648 --> 01:14:47,483
  6910. You know what?
  6911.  
  6912. 1550
  6913. 01:14:49,026 --> 01:14:51,236
  6914. Today was not an amazing day
  6915. in wine country.
  6916.  
  6917. 1551
  6918. 01:14:52,738 --> 01:14:53,739
  6919. So, suck on that.
  6920.  
  6921. 1552
  6922. 01:14:59,369 --> 01:15:03,290
  6923. -So how is it? Are you having fun?
  6924. -This trip is three nights too long.
  6925.  
  6926. 1553
  6927. 01:15:04,082 --> 01:15:07,211
  6928. But the trip is only three nights.
  6929. Oh. I get it.
  6930.  
  6931. 1554
  6932. 01:15:09,463 --> 01:15:10,631
  6933. I wish I was there.
  6934.  
  6935. 1555
  6936. 01:15:11,715 --> 01:15:13,967
  6937. Hello, this is Olivia
  6938. from Dr. Melton's office
  6939.  
  6940. 1556
  6941. 01:15:14,051 --> 01:15:16,845
  6942. calling to let you know that the results
  6943. from your blood work are in.
  6944.  
  6945. 1557
  6946. 01:15:16,929 --> 01:15:19,681
  6947. If you could please give us a call back
  6948. at your earliest convenience...
  6949.  
  6950. 1558
  6951. 01:15:56,760 --> 01:15:57,636
  6952. Fuck!
  6953.  
  6954. 1559
  6955. 01:15:59,388 --> 01:16:00,430
  6956. Oh, my God.
  6957.  
  6958. 1560
  6959. 01:16:00,639 --> 01:16:02,099
  6960. Oh, my back!
  6961.  
  6962. 1561
  6963. 01:16:05,269 --> 01:16:06,103
  6964. My back!
  6965.  
  6966. 1562
  6967. 01:16:10,023 --> 01:16:10,857
  6968. Oh, no.
  6969.  
  6970. 1563
  6971. 01:16:11,775 --> 01:16:13,527
  6972. Oh, my God, no.
  6973.  
  6974. 1564
  6975. 01:16:14,945 --> 01:16:16,738
  6976. Guys!
  6977.  
  6978. 1565
  6979. 01:16:21,243 --> 01:16:22,077
  6980. Hey.
  6981.  
  6982. 1566
  6983. 01:16:22,327 --> 01:16:24,705
  6984. So, quick update,
  6985. the paella is still simmering.
  6986.  
  6987. 1567
  6988. 01:16:24,788 --> 01:16:26,873
  6989. It's gonna take a little longer
  6990. than I thought.
  6991.  
  6992. 1568
  6993. 01:16:26,957 --> 01:16:28,000
  6994. Whatever, Devon.
  6995.  
  6996. 1569
  6997. 01:16:38,218 --> 01:16:39,845
  6998. Any chance we could have sex?
  6999.  
  7000. 1570
  7001. 01:17:05,912 --> 01:17:06,747
  7002. Fine.
  7003.  
  7004. 1571
  7005. 01:17:14,838 --> 01:17:16,089
  7006. Good morning, sunshine.
  7007.  
  7008. 1572
  7009. 01:17:17,007 --> 01:17:20,427
  7010. I'd love to stick around and snuggle,
  7011. but the paella is probably peaking.
  7012.  
  7013. 1573
  7014. 01:17:20,510 --> 01:17:21,887
  7015. Devon, get the fuck out.
  7016.  
  7017. 1574
  7018. 01:17:22,054 --> 01:17:23,055
  7019. To be continued.
  7020.  
  7021. 1575
  7022. 01:17:27,517 --> 01:17:28,560
  7023. Rebecca?
  7024.  
  7025. 1576
  7026. 01:17:29,770 --> 01:17:32,230
  7027. What's going on?
  7028. Are you okay? Did you pass out?
  7029.  
  7030. 1577
  7031. 01:17:32,648 --> 01:17:34,733
  7032. No, I'm not okay.
  7033.  
  7034. 1578
  7035. 01:17:35,108 --> 01:17:37,361
  7036. -I threw my back out.
  7037. -Oh, no.
  7038.  
  7039. 1579
  7040. 01:17:37,527 --> 01:17:40,238
  7041. -Okay, let me call Tammy.
  7042. -No, Naomi, shut up, shut it.
  7043.  
  7044. 1580
  7045. 01:17:40,322 --> 01:17:41,490
  7046. -Okay.
  7047. -Just help me up here.
  7048.  
  7049. 1581
  7050. 01:17:41,573 --> 01:17:42,407
  7051. You got it.
  7052.  
  7053. 1582
  7054. 01:17:42,491 --> 01:17:44,326
  7055. -Okay, just get me up.
  7056. -Okay, you got it.
  7057.  
  7058. 1583
  7059. 01:17:44,409 --> 01:17:46,703
  7060. -Okay, ready? One, two, three...
  7061. -No problem.
  7062.  
  7063. 1584
  7064. 01:17:50,248 --> 01:17:51,124
  7065. Oh, honey.
  7066.  
  7067. 1585
  7068. 01:17:51,375 --> 01:17:52,501
  7069. Are you okay?
  7070.  
  7071. 1586
  7072. 01:17:53,126 --> 01:17:54,378
  7073. I was lying here all night.
  7074.  
  7075. 1587
  7076. 01:17:55,462 --> 01:17:56,546
  7077. And I realized...
  7078.  
  7079. 1588
  7080. 01:17:57,297 --> 01:17:58,548
  7081. Abby was right about me.
  7082.  
  7083. 1589
  7084. 01:17:59,216 --> 01:18:01,677
  7085. I did need to take a good hard look
  7086. in the mirror,
  7087.  
  7088. 1590
  7089. 01:18:02,135 --> 01:18:04,179
  7090. or in this case, the door.
  7091.  
  7092. 1591
  7093. 01:18:05,263 --> 01:18:06,598
  7094. And as I was lying here,
  7095.  
  7096. 1592
  7097. 01:18:06,973 --> 01:18:08,934
  7098. I saw every truth about myself.
  7099.  
  7100. 1593
  7101. 01:18:09,518 --> 01:18:10,394
  7102. Soon,
  7103.  
  7104. 1594
  7105. 01:18:10,977 --> 01:18:12,854
  7106. a trio of raccoons joined me.
  7107.  
  7108. 1595
  7109. 01:18:13,647 --> 01:18:14,481
  7110. Right there.
  7111.  
  7112. 1596
  7113. 01:18:15,565 --> 01:18:16,400
  7114. Yeah.
  7115.  
  7116. 1597
  7117. 01:18:17,109 --> 01:18:19,069
  7118. I locked eyes with the dad.
  7119.  
  7120. 1598
  7121. 01:18:21,154 --> 01:18:23,365
  7122. Once you've looked
  7123. in the eye of a raccoon,
  7124.  
  7125. 1599
  7126. 01:18:24,449 --> 01:18:25,659
  7127. you know your truth.
  7128.  
  7129. 1600
  7130. 01:18:27,035 --> 01:18:28,912
  7131. How did you know he was the dad?
  7132.  
  7133. 1601
  7134. 01:18:29,162 --> 01:18:31,164
  7135. He was just the leader, I could tell.
  7136.  
  7137. 1602
  7138. 01:18:31,957 --> 01:18:33,083
  7139. But you didn't, like, look at--
  7140.  
  7141. 1603
  7142. 01:18:33,166 --> 01:18:36,586
  7143. They were all with me, though.
  7144. They stayed here. It was amazing.
  7145.  
  7146. 1604
  7147. 01:18:36,920 --> 01:18:39,506
  7148. -You saw a family of raccoons?
  7149. -Yes.
  7150.  
  7151. 1605
  7152. 01:18:40,424 --> 01:18:41,508
  7153. And you communicated with them?
  7154.  
  7155. 1606
  7156. 01:18:41,591 --> 01:18:43,802
  7157. I connected with them
  7158. more than anyone this whole weekend.
  7159.  
  7160. 1607
  7161. 01:18:44,845 --> 01:18:46,638
  7162. Honey, did you take that molly?
  7163.  
  7164. 1608
  7165. 01:18:47,347 --> 01:18:49,015
  7166. They helped me see what I really am.
  7167.  
  7168. 1609
  7169. 01:18:49,725 --> 01:18:51,893
  7170. -An old lady.
  7171. -What?
  7172.  
  7173. 1610
  7174. 01:18:52,352 --> 01:18:54,646
  7175. Yes, it's true. I'm old, 50!
  7176.  
  7177. 1611
  7178. 01:18:54,730 --> 01:18:56,606
  7179. -That's half a fucking century.
  7180. -Listen...
  7181.  
  7182. 1612
  7183. 01:18:57,232 --> 01:19:00,902
  7184. we are all getting older, and...
  7185. maybe our bodies aren't working--
  7186.  
  7187. 1613
  7188. 01:19:00,986 --> 01:19:02,654
  7189. Fuck feedback.
  7190. I don't want any feedback right now.
  7191.  
  7192. 1614
  7193. 01:19:02,738 --> 01:19:04,823
  7194. -Okay.
  7195. -I need to make some big changes.
  7196.  
  7197. 1615
  7198. 01:19:05,407 --> 01:19:06,241
  7199. Number one...
  7200.  
  7201. 1616
  7202. 01:19:07,492 --> 01:19:08,744
  7203. I'm in a shitty marriage.
  7204.  
  7205. 1617
  7206. 01:19:09,536 --> 01:19:13,373
  7207. Brian is a world-class ding-dong.
  7208.  
  7209. 1618
  7210. 01:19:16,084 --> 01:19:16,918
  7211. Thank God.
  7212.  
  7213. 1619
  7214. 01:19:17,961 --> 01:19:19,504
  7215. Brian sucks.
  7216.  
  7217. 1620
  7218. 01:19:20,922 --> 01:19:22,716
  7219. Hey, what's going on in here?
  7220.  
  7221. 1621
  7222. 01:19:23,675 --> 01:19:25,844
  7223. Rebecca threw her back out,
  7224. and Brian sucks.
  7225.  
  7226. 1622
  7227. 01:19:26,094 --> 01:19:27,471
  7228. What? No.
  7229.  
  7230. 1623
  7231. 01:19:27,554 --> 01:19:28,972
  7232. Val, she knows.
  7233.  
  7234. 1624
  7235. 01:19:29,848 --> 01:19:31,516
  7236. -Thank God.
  7237. -Yeah, we don't like him.
  7238.  
  7239. 1625
  7240. 01:19:31,600 --> 01:19:33,852
  7241. -Such an asshole.
  7242. -I'm done lying to myself.
  7243.  
  7244. 1626
  7245. 01:19:34,186 --> 01:19:36,021
  7246. I'm ready to tell it like it is.
  7247.  
  7248. 1627
  7249. 01:19:36,104 --> 01:19:37,814
  7250. It's just like Lady Sunshine said.
  7251.  
  7252. 1628
  7253. 01:19:38,190 --> 01:19:40,567
  7254. It is later than we think, so--
  7255.  
  7256. 1629
  7257. 01:19:41,860 --> 01:19:43,820
  7258. Okay. Get me up off this floor.
  7259.  
  7260. 1630
  7261. 01:19:43,945 --> 01:19:48,492
  7262. 'Cause we are gonna do everything
  7263. on that goddamn itinerary,
  7264.  
  7265. 1631
  7266. 01:19:48,575 --> 01:19:50,160
  7267. and we are gonna do it now!
  7268.  
  7269. 1632
  7270. 01:19:50,243 --> 01:19:52,788
  7271. This is really good news,
  7272. 'cause I have planned exciting things.
  7273.  
  7274. 1633
  7275. 01:19:52,871 --> 01:19:55,290
  7276. Where's Catherine?
  7277. Has anyone seen her this morning?
  7278.  
  7279. 1634
  7280. 01:19:55,373 --> 01:19:59,044
  7281. Oh, my God, did she leave early
  7282. to do that stupid-ass cooking show?
  7283.  
  7284. 1635
  7285. 01:19:59,169 --> 01:20:01,505
  7286. Unbelievable, she full-on bailed
  7287. on Rebecca's birthday.
  7288.  
  7289. 1636
  7290. 01:20:01,588 --> 01:20:05,133
  7291. -Oh, happy birthday by the way.
  7292. -Happy birthday!
  7293.  
  7294. 1637
  7295. 01:20:05,592 --> 01:20:06,593
  7296. Load me up!
  7297.  
  7298. 1638
  7299. 01:20:06,843 --> 01:20:07,928
  7300. -Okay.
  7301. -Let's go!
  7302.  
  7303. 1639
  7304. 01:20:08,011 --> 01:20:10,055
  7305. -You all right?
  7306. -Go! Move!
  7307.  
  7308. 1640
  7309. 01:20:10,138 --> 01:20:11,890
  7310. -Okay, don't--
  7311. -Get me out of this bathrobe, though.
  7312.  
  7313. 1641
  7314. 01:20:11,973 --> 01:20:15,018
  7315. It's really depressing.
  7316. Put me in my finest muumuu!
  7317.  
  7318. 1642
  7319. 01:20:16,853 --> 01:20:19,022
  7320. Hey! Good news.
  7321.  
  7322. 1643
  7323. 01:20:19,231 --> 01:20:21,107
  7324. Two hours and counting on the paella.
  7325.  
  7326. 1644
  7327. 01:20:21,191 --> 01:20:23,902
  7328. How in God's name
  7329. is that paella not ready?
  7330.  
  7331. 1645
  7332. 01:20:24,069 --> 01:20:26,112
  7333. I got a little sidetracked last night.
  7334.  
  7335. 1646
  7336. 01:20:26,404 --> 01:20:28,573
  7337. -Stop.
  7338. -Okay, you know what? It's fine.
  7339.  
  7340. 1647
  7341. 01:20:28,657 --> 01:20:31,743
  7342. -We don't even want the paella.
  7343. -No, I can't wait to taste it, Devon.
  7344.  
  7345. 1648
  7346. 01:20:31,827 --> 01:20:34,162
  7347. No, let's not bullshit him.
  7348. We don't want the paella.
  7349.  
  7350. 1649
  7351. 01:20:34,246 --> 01:20:36,957
  7352. Life is too short to wait for the paella!
  7353.  
  7354. 1650
  7355. 01:20:37,749 --> 01:20:41,670
  7356. Ladies, we are gonna grab this day
  7357. by the motherfucking balls.
  7358.  
  7359. 1651
  7360. 01:20:41,753 --> 01:20:44,965
  7361. I'm gonna get this wheely chair
  7362. onto this senior van,
  7363.  
  7364. 1652
  7365. 01:20:45,048 --> 01:20:48,343
  7366. -and I'm going to my birthday brunch!
  7367. -Yeah! All right, let's do it!
  7368.  
  7369. 1653
  7370. 01:20:48,426 --> 01:20:49,427
  7371. Let's move it! Yeah!
  7372.  
  7373. 1654
  7374. 01:20:50,512 --> 01:20:51,596
  7375. I feel every bump.
  7376.  
  7377. 1655
  7378. 01:20:51,680 --> 01:20:53,348
  7379. -Oh, okay, sorry.
  7380. -Okay, no, it's all right.
  7381.  
  7382. 1656
  7383. 01:20:56,059 --> 01:20:57,394
  7384. My work here is done.
  7385.  
  7386. 1657
  7387. 01:20:59,646 --> 01:21:01,898
  7388. Okay, are you ready?
  7389.  
  7390. 1658
  7391. 01:21:01,982 --> 01:21:05,694
  7392. -Lay it on me. Big five-oh.
  7393. -Okay, here we go.
  7394.  
  7395. 1659
  7396. 01:21:06,027 --> 01:21:07,863
  7397. -Keep your eyes closed.
  7398. -Okay.
  7399.  
  7400. 1660
  7401. 01:21:10,323 --> 01:21:13,243
  7402. Happy, happy birthday
  7403. It's your special day
  7404.  
  7405. 1661
  7406. 01:21:13,326 --> 01:21:16,246
  7407. Have a slice of pizza
  7408. What's your favorite way? Hey!
  7409.  
  7410. 1662
  7411. 01:21:17,122 --> 01:21:19,332
  7412. This is like end of A League of Their Own
  7413.  
  7414. 1663
  7415. 01:21:19,416 --> 01:21:21,877
  7416. where the baseball ladies show up
  7417. at the hall of fame.
  7418.  
  7419. 1664
  7420. 01:21:21,960 --> 01:21:23,044
  7421. So, check it out.
  7422.  
  7423. 1665
  7424. 01:21:23,295 --> 01:21:25,881
  7425. I just want to show you what I--
  7426. what we did. Okay.
  7427.  
  7428. 1666
  7429. 01:21:25,964 --> 01:21:28,466
  7430. We got the original sign from Antonio's.
  7431.  
  7432. 1667
  7433. 01:21:29,092 --> 01:21:30,844
  7434. It says "Happy birthday, Rebecca."
  7435.  
  7436. 1668
  7437. 01:21:30,969 --> 01:21:32,762
  7438. There's pictures of us.
  7439. These are the prices...
  7440.  
  7441. 1669
  7442. 01:21:32,846 --> 01:21:33,680
  7443. Oh, my God.
  7444.  
  7445. 1670
  7446. 01:21:33,763 --> 01:21:35,390
  7447. ...that we had
  7448. when we were waiting tables.
  7449.  
  7450. 1671
  7451. 01:21:35,473 --> 01:21:37,601
  7452. Here is the mural
  7453. that somebody did a copy of.
  7454.  
  7455. 1672
  7456. 01:21:37,684 --> 01:21:39,436
  7457. But what's different about the face?
  7458.  
  7459. 1673
  7460. 01:21:40,729 --> 01:21:45,483
  7461. -You didn't! How did you do that?
  7462. -We had Antonio's pizza flown in.
  7463.  
  7464. 1674
  7465. 01:21:45,567 --> 01:21:47,360
  7466. -And these...
  7467. -Oh, my God.
  7468.  
  7469. 1675
  7470. 01:21:47,485 --> 01:21:50,655
  7471. ...are the original bread baskets we used.
  7472. And everyone can take one of these home.
  7473.  
  7474. 1676
  7475. 01:21:50,739 --> 01:21:52,198
  7476. Wow. That is--
  7477.  
  7478. 1677
  7479. 01:21:52,282 --> 01:21:54,576
  7480. Okay, so, Antonio could not be with us
  7481. 'cause he's dead.
  7482.  
  7483. 1678
  7484. 01:21:54,659 --> 01:21:57,954
  7485. But we have our DJ dressed up
  7486. like Antonio,
  7487.  
  7488. 1679
  7489. 01:21:58,038 --> 01:22:00,582
  7490. and he is ready to get this party started!
  7491.  
  7492. 1680
  7493. 01:22:21,394 --> 01:22:23,104
  7494. Well, doesn't this look fun.
  7495.  
  7496. 1681
  7497. 01:22:23,939 --> 01:22:26,066
  7498. -Catherine!
  7499. -Cut it!
  7500.  
  7501. 1682
  7502. 01:22:26,149 --> 01:22:28,151
  7503. Catherine! Hey! Catherine!
  7504.  
  7505. 1683
  7506. 01:22:28,526 --> 01:22:30,111
  7507. Sorry, we thought you left.
  7508.  
  7509. 1684
  7510. 01:22:30,570 --> 01:22:31,738
  7511. I have a shirt for you.
  7512.  
  7513. 1685
  7514. 01:22:31,863 --> 01:22:35,075
  7515. -Did you guys even notice that I was gone?
  7516. -We tried to contact you.
  7517.  
  7518. 1686
  7519. 01:22:35,158 --> 01:22:37,702
  7520. -The Wi-Fi here is...
  7521. -The password is so long.
  7522.  
  7523. 1687
  7524. 01:22:37,786 --> 01:22:40,205
  7525. I shouldn't have even come on this trip.
  7526. I'm clearly not wanted.
  7527.  
  7528. 1688
  7529. 01:22:40,288 --> 01:22:41,998
  7530. I mean,
  7531. and Abby, can you just be honest?
  7532.  
  7533. 1689
  7534. 01:22:42,082 --> 01:22:44,584
  7535. Did you get a five-bedroom
  7536. because I wasn't really invited?
  7537.  
  7538. 1690
  7539. 01:22:44,876 --> 01:22:48,046
  7540. What? No.
  7541. I honestly thought Jenny wouldn't show.
  7542.  
  7543. 1691
  7544. 01:22:48,129 --> 01:22:50,382
  7545. -Same.
  7546. -Whatever, I don't care anymore.
  7547.  
  7548. 1692
  7549. 01:22:51,091 --> 01:22:53,343
  7550. Don't worry,
  7551. you clearly won't notice that I'm gone.
  7552.  
  7553. 1693
  7554. 01:22:56,888 --> 01:22:57,764
  7555. Wow.
  7556.  
  7557. 1694
  7558. 01:22:59,224 --> 01:23:00,058
  7559. Hey, cut it.
  7560.  
  7561. 1695
  7562. 01:23:01,351 --> 01:23:02,477
  7563. I thought she was clapping.
  7564.  
  7565. 1696
  7566. 01:23:02,560 --> 01:23:05,021
  7567. -It was a slow clap.
  7568. -She's clapping sarcastically.
  7569.  
  7570. 1697
  7571. 01:23:05,105 --> 01:23:07,607
  7572. Wait, who's talking? I can't see.
  7573. What's happening?
  7574.  
  7575. 1698
  7576. 01:23:07,691 --> 01:23:10,402
  7577. -Okay, what's going on here?
  7578. -Oh, what's going on here
  7579.  
  7580. 1699
  7581. 01:23:10,485 --> 01:23:12,946
  7582. is I threw my back out 'cause I'm old.
  7583.  
  7584. 1700
  7585. 01:23:13,029 --> 01:23:14,948
  7586. Oh, my God, Rebecca, you are not old.
  7587.  
  7588. 1701
  7589. 01:23:15,031 --> 01:23:18,910
  7590. Oh, please, just don't throw the word
  7591. "vivacious" at me or I will lose it.
  7592.  
  7593. 1702
  7594. 01:23:20,578 --> 01:23:22,789
  7595. Naomi, what is with the slow clap?
  7596.  
  7597. 1703
  7598. 01:23:23,039 --> 01:23:24,332
  7599. Oh, I am just applauding
  7600.  
  7601. 1704
  7602. 01:23:24,416 --> 01:23:27,043
  7603. the greatest self-fulfilling prophecy
  7604. of all time.
  7605.  
  7606. 1705
  7607. 01:23:27,127 --> 01:23:28,461
  7608. What are you talking about?
  7609.  
  7610. 1706
  7611. 01:23:28,545 --> 01:23:31,464
  7612. You always think that you're not invited
  7613. or we leave you out.
  7614.  
  7615. 1707
  7616. 01:23:31,548 --> 01:23:32,924
  7617. So you bury yourself in your work,
  7618.  
  7619. 1708
  7620. 01:23:33,008 --> 01:23:36,928
  7621. but then, you're so buried in your work
  7622. that you are left out.
  7623.  
  7624. 1709
  7625. 01:23:37,345 --> 01:23:40,306
  7626. I'm busy, okay? I can't just take off work
  7627. whenever I feel like it,
  7628.  
  7629. 1710
  7630. 01:23:40,390 --> 01:23:43,101
  7631. and I shouldn't have to apologize
  7632. for being successful.
  7633.  
  7634. 1711
  7635. 01:23:43,393 --> 01:23:47,147
  7636. We are not asking you to apologize
  7637. for being successful.
  7638.  
  7639. 1712
  7640. 01:23:47,522 --> 01:23:49,524
  7641. I'm proud as fuck of you!
  7642.  
  7643. 1713
  7644. 01:23:49,899 --> 01:23:53,778
  7645. But have you ever considered
  7646. that we might really need you here?
  7647.  
  7648. 1714
  7649. 01:23:54,821 --> 01:23:56,823
  7650. We all need all of us here.
  7651.  
  7652. 1715
  7653. 01:23:56,906 --> 01:23:59,659
  7654. I need to know that we're all gonna
  7655. be there for each other,
  7656.  
  7657. 1716
  7658. 01:23:59,743 --> 01:24:01,786
  7659. because this group is sacred to me
  7660.  
  7661. 1717
  7662. 01:24:02,537 --> 01:24:05,457
  7663. And if we can't get
  7664. through a weekend together,
  7665.  
  7666. 1718
  7667. 01:24:07,250 --> 01:24:09,377
  7668. well, then I'm completely lost.
  7669.  
  7670. 1719
  7671. 01:24:10,628 --> 01:24:14,132
  7672. I am going through a really hard time,
  7673. and...
  7674.  
  7675. 1720
  7676. 01:24:14,966 --> 01:24:16,342
  7677. I... You know what?
  7678.  
  7679. 1721
  7680. 01:24:16,676 --> 01:24:18,094
  7681. God, fuck it!
  7682.  
  7683. 1722
  7684. 01:24:19,220 --> 01:24:20,096
  7685. Fuck!
  7686.  
  7687. 1723
  7688. 01:24:20,180 --> 01:24:23,183
  7689. Fuck. DJ, play that fucking song!
  7690.  
  7691. 1724
  7692. 01:24:23,933 --> 01:24:24,809
  7693. Cut it.
  7694.  
  7695. 1725
  7696. 01:24:26,186 --> 01:24:27,270
  7697. What hard time?
  7698.  
  7699. 1726
  7700. 01:24:31,566 --> 01:24:33,443
  7701. I finally took the BRCA gene test.
  7702.  
  7703. 1727
  7704. 01:24:33,777 --> 01:24:34,944
  7705. And my results came back,
  7706.  
  7707. 1728
  7708. 01:24:35,653 --> 01:24:38,490
  7709. and I'm too afraid to call
  7710. because I'm not ready to hear
  7711.  
  7712. 1729
  7713. 01:24:38,573 --> 01:24:40,617
  7714. that I'm dying of breast cancer. Okay?
  7715.  
  7716. 1730
  7717. 01:24:44,579 --> 01:24:45,413
  7718. My God.
  7719.  
  7720. 1731
  7721. 01:24:55,507 --> 01:24:58,093
  7722. Why isn't anybody telling anybody shit?
  7723.  
  7724. 1732
  7725. 01:24:58,176 --> 01:24:59,928
  7726. Because Lady Sunshine was right.
  7727.  
  7728. 1733
  7729. 01:25:00,053 --> 01:25:01,387
  7730. No, she wasn't.
  7731.  
  7732. 1734
  7733. 01:25:03,181 --> 01:25:04,516
  7734. Maybe I should go after her.
  7735.  
  7736. 1735
  7737. 01:25:04,599 --> 01:25:08,103
  7738. There's a slideshow coming up that
  7739. I think's gonna really lift her spirits.
  7740.  
  7741. 1736
  7742. 01:25:08,228 --> 01:25:12,023
  7743. Abby, do you really think a slideshow
  7744. is gonna make her fears go away?
  7745.  
  7746. 1737
  7747. 01:25:12,440 --> 01:25:14,651
  7748. What? I don't know. Maybe.
  7749.  
  7750. 1738
  7751. 01:25:15,151 --> 01:25:17,987
  7752. Look, Rebecca.
  7753. I'm just trying to fix this birthday
  7754.  
  7755. 1739
  7756. 01:25:18,071 --> 01:25:21,366
  7757. so you can have fun, okay?
  7758. Why is this so difficult?
  7759.  
  7760. 1740
  7761. 01:25:22,075 --> 01:25:25,537
  7762. All right, Abby,
  7763. let's get real here, okay?
  7764.  
  7765. 1741
  7766. 01:25:25,620 --> 01:25:29,332
  7767. You got fired, right?
  7768. And this planning this birthday
  7769.  
  7770. 1742
  7771. 01:25:29,415 --> 01:25:32,085
  7772. is probably the first sense of control
  7773. you've had in years.
  7774.  
  7775. 1743
  7776. 01:25:32,544 --> 01:25:35,463
  7777. That's totally okay,
  7778. but you asked me over and over
  7779.  
  7780. 1744
  7781. 01:25:35,547 --> 01:25:38,007
  7782. what I wanted for my birthday,
  7783. but you didn't listen.
  7784.  
  7785. 1745
  7786. 01:25:38,091 --> 01:25:40,301
  7787. So let's stop pretending
  7788. that this weekend is about me
  7789.  
  7790. 1746
  7791. 01:25:40,385 --> 01:25:42,387
  7792. because it's all about you.
  7793.  
  7794. 1747
  7795. 01:25:52,021 --> 01:25:53,148
  7796. Don't come after me.
  7797.  
  7798. 1748
  7799. 01:25:53,439 --> 01:25:56,151
  7800. I'm not coming after you.
  7801. This is a dual storm out.
  7802.  
  7803. 1749
  7804. 01:25:56,234 --> 01:25:58,194
  7805. Where are we going? Do you see them?
  7806.  
  7807. 1750
  7808. 01:25:58,736 --> 01:26:00,071
  7809. Naomi, stop.
  7810.  
  7811. 1751
  7812. 01:26:00,155 --> 01:26:02,115
  7813. Leave me alone. I want to be by myself.
  7814.  
  7815. 1752
  7816. 01:26:02,699 --> 01:26:04,075
  7817. I wanna be by myself!
  7818.  
  7819. 1753
  7820. 01:26:05,994 --> 01:26:08,413
  7821. Naomi, wait, you're not dying.
  7822.  
  7823. 1754
  7824. 01:26:08,496 --> 01:26:09,956
  7825. You're gonna be fine.
  7826.  
  7827. 1755
  7828. 01:26:10,165 --> 01:26:12,792
  7829. Really? How do you know, Val?
  7830. What are you, an oracle?
  7831.  
  7832. 1756
  7833. 01:26:12,876 --> 01:26:14,294
  7834. Are your eyeballs a mammogram?
  7835.  
  7836. 1757
  7837. 01:26:14,377 --> 01:26:16,462
  7838. You just scan me,
  7839. and you know I'm gonna be fine?
  7840.  
  7841. 1758
  7842. 01:26:16,546 --> 01:26:19,215
  7843. I don't know, okay?
  7844. I'm trying to be a nice person.
  7845.  
  7846. 1759
  7847. 01:26:19,299 --> 01:26:21,718
  7848. Can I ask you something?
  7849. Why did you tip Lady Sunshine?
  7850.  
  7851. 1760
  7852. 01:26:22,302 --> 01:26:25,680
  7853. She charged, like, $500
  7854. to tell all of us that we sucked.
  7855.  
  7856. 1761
  7857. 01:26:25,889 --> 01:26:29,017
  7858. I can tip whoever the hell I want
  7859. as much as I want.
  7860.  
  7861. 1762
  7862. 01:26:29,100 --> 01:26:30,435
  7863. I'm a grown-ass woman.
  7864.  
  7865. 1763
  7866. 01:26:30,518 --> 01:26:33,062
  7867. Good. Go tip the whole world.
  7868. See how that works for you.
  7869.  
  7870. 1764
  7871. 01:26:33,354 --> 01:26:34,898
  7872. This is a nightmare.
  7873.  
  7874. 1765
  7875. 01:26:35,231 --> 01:26:36,524
  7876. Then go home, Jenny.
  7877.  
  7878. 1766
  7879. 01:26:36,649 --> 01:26:38,109
  7880. We all know you want to.
  7881.  
  7882. 1767
  7883. 01:26:38,193 --> 01:26:41,529
  7884. All weekend, all these withering glances,
  7885. making me feel like two cents.
  7886.  
  7887. 1768
  7888. 01:26:41,613 --> 01:26:44,741
  7889. Well, what do you want?
  7890. A round of applause for most planning?
  7891.  
  7892. 1769
  7893. 01:26:44,824 --> 01:26:47,160
  7894. Naomi, be a grown-up and call your doctor.
  7895.  
  7896. 1770
  7897. 01:26:47,785 --> 01:26:49,621
  7898. You are acting like a millennial.
  7899.  
  7900. 1771
  7901. 01:26:49,704 --> 01:26:50,955
  7902. How dare--
  7903.  
  7904. 1772
  7905. 01:26:51,998 --> 01:26:53,291
  7906. -Something bit me!
  7907. -What did?
  7908.  
  7909. 1773
  7910. 01:26:53,374 --> 01:26:55,001
  7911. Oh, my God! A snake.
  7912.  
  7913. 1774
  7914. 01:26:55,084 --> 01:26:56,419
  7915. What?
  7916.  
  7917. 1775
  7918. 01:26:56,502 --> 01:26:58,254
  7919. -Oh, my God!
  7920. -No!
  7921.  
  7922. 1776
  7923. 01:26:58,338 --> 01:27:01,382
  7924. -Someone tell me what's happening!
  7925. -Naomi got bit by a snake!
  7926.  
  7927. 1777
  7928. 01:27:01,633 --> 01:27:02,926
  7929. Oh, my God, it's like the cards.
  7930.  
  7931. 1778
  7932. 01:27:03,468 --> 01:27:06,095
  7933. -Old rocks, snakes.
  7934. -Oh, my God, it's happening.
  7935.  
  7936. 1779
  7937. 01:27:06,346 --> 01:27:09,641
  7938. Lady Sunshine was for real.
  7939. I bet if we looked it up on the internet,
  7940.  
  7941. 1780
  7942. 01:27:09,724 --> 01:27:11,643
  7943. we'd find out that she's been dead
  7944. for 50 years.
  7945.  
  7946. 1781
  7947. 01:27:11,726 --> 01:27:14,979
  7948. Oh, my God, my leg is seizing up! Fuck!
  7949.  
  7950. 1782
  7951. 01:27:15,063 --> 01:27:17,774
  7952. Everybody, stay really calm.
  7953. We need to elevate it. We need to ice it.
  7954.  
  7955. 1783
  7956. 01:27:17,857 --> 01:27:19,692
  7957. We need to call 911. We're gonna call 911.
  7958.  
  7959. 1784
  7960. 01:27:19,776 --> 01:27:22,195
  7961. We're calling 911.
  7962. Fuck me, there's no signal.
  7963.  
  7964. 1785
  7965. 01:27:22,278 --> 01:27:24,989
  7966. -Fucking never service.
  7967. -Does anyone have a hot spot?
  7968.  
  7969. 1786
  7970. 01:27:25,073 --> 01:27:26,658
  7971. Does anyone know how to get it brighter?
  7972.  
  7973. 1787
  7974. 01:27:26,741 --> 01:27:29,077
  7975. -I just took three pictures.
  7976. -...then look for brightness...
  7977.  
  7978. 1788
  7979. 01:27:29,160 --> 01:27:33,164
  7980. -My phone is so slow.
  7981. -Oh, my God, I'm gonna die!
  7982.  
  7983. 1789
  7984. 01:27:33,957 --> 01:27:35,625
  7985. No, you're not gonna die, Naomi.
  7986.  
  7987. 1790
  7988. 01:27:35,708 --> 01:27:38,670
  7989. You're not gonna die, and you know why?
  7990. 'Cause I'm going to get help.
  7991.  
  7992. 1791
  7993. 01:27:38,795 --> 01:27:40,505
  7994. Val 2.0!
  7995.  
  7996. 1792
  7997. 01:27:41,422 --> 01:27:42,799
  7998. Val!
  7999.  
  8000. 1793
  8001. 01:27:44,050 --> 01:27:45,260
  8002. Oh, my God!
  8003.  
  8004. 1794
  8005. 01:27:47,053 --> 01:27:49,973
  8006. Shit!
  8007. It sounds like Val's getting smaller!
  8008.  
  8009. 1795
  8010. 01:27:54,143 --> 01:27:54,978
  8011. Wait!
  8012.  
  8013. 1796
  8014. 01:27:55,853 --> 01:27:57,605
  8015. -Wait!
  8016. -What's going on?
  8017.  
  8018. 1797
  8019. 01:27:57,981 --> 01:28:00,441
  8020. -What was that?
  8021. -Val fell down the hill.
  8022.  
  8023. 1798
  8024. 01:28:01,109 --> 01:28:04,070
  8025. -I'm going.
  8026. -What? You're going?
  8027.  
  8028. 1799
  8029. 01:28:04,153 --> 01:28:05,446
  8030. Wait, Jenny's going?
  8031.  
  8032. 1800
  8033. 01:28:06,322 --> 01:28:07,740
  8034. Someone's gotta help her.
  8035.  
  8036. 1801
  8037. 01:28:07,824 --> 01:28:09,534
  8038. Why don't we just go back
  8039. the way we came in?
  8040.  
  8041. 1802
  8042. 01:28:09,617 --> 01:28:11,786
  8043. No! Hell no! There's snakes back there.
  8044.  
  8045. 1803
  8046. 01:28:12,578 --> 01:28:14,664
  8047. -No, Jenny!
  8048. -What's happening?
  8049.  
  8050. 1804
  8051. 01:28:15,290 --> 01:28:17,417
  8052. -Jenny?
  8053. -Jenny, no!
  8054.  
  8055. 1805
  8056. 01:28:18,376 --> 01:28:21,254
  8057. Jenny? Oh, my God, how is she not falling?
  8058.  
  8059. 1806
  8060. 01:28:21,587 --> 01:28:22,880
  8061. Hey, Jenny!
  8062.  
  8063. 1807
  8064. 01:28:23,339 --> 01:28:25,675
  8065. Wow. Did she ski as a kid?
  8066.  
  8067. 1808
  8068. 01:28:28,052 --> 01:28:29,637
  8069. Man, she's keeping that wine safe.
  8070.  
  8071. 1809
  8072. 01:28:32,098 --> 01:28:33,308
  8073. I am not gonna die
  8074.  
  8075. 1810
  8076. 01:28:33,391 --> 01:28:35,893
  8077. of a poisonous snake bite
  8078. on the top of this hill.
  8079.  
  8080. 1811
  8081. 01:28:36,144 --> 01:28:38,146
  8082. Not today, Satan! I got this.
  8083.  
  8084. 1812
  8085. 01:28:38,479 --> 01:28:39,314
  8086. What?
  8087.  
  8088. 1813
  8089. 01:28:40,315 --> 01:28:42,817
  8090. -I'm going!
  8091. -Okay, now, Naomi's going.
  8092.  
  8093. 1814
  8094. 01:28:43,735 --> 01:28:46,654
  8095. Help me out of this cart,
  8096. I need to go down the hill.
  8097.  
  8098. 1815
  8099. 01:28:48,698 --> 01:28:49,824
  8100. What about your back?
  8101.  
  8102. 1816
  8103. 01:28:49,991 --> 01:28:52,952
  8104. -You know what? It's my birthday.
  8105. -Oh, God.
  8106.  
  8107. 1817
  8108. 01:28:53,036 --> 01:28:56,914
  8109. And I'm not gonna lay here
  8110. and watch the fucking clouds go by.
  8111.  
  8112. 1818
  8113. 01:28:57,081 --> 01:28:59,876
  8114. Now, get me off this cart.
  8115.  
  8116. 1819
  8117. 01:29:00,335 --> 01:29:01,377
  8118. Hold on.
  8119.  
  8120. 1820
  8121. 01:29:01,461 --> 01:29:04,339
  8122. -Naomi, you can do it!
  8123. -There's wine down here!
  8124.  
  8125. 1821
  8126. 01:29:04,422 --> 01:29:05,798
  8127. Go!
  8128.  
  8129. 1822
  8130. 01:29:08,885 --> 01:29:10,762
  8131. -Oh, boy.
  8132. -Oh, cripes.
  8133.  
  8134. 1823
  8135. 01:29:13,973 --> 01:29:15,433
  8136. -No...
  8137. -Jump!
  8138.  
  8139. 1824
  8140. 01:29:15,516 --> 01:29:16,351
  8141. Naomi!
  8142.  
  8143. 1825
  8144. 01:29:17,226 --> 01:29:18,061
  8145. Fuck!
  8146.  
  8147. 1826
  8148. 01:29:20,688 --> 01:29:22,065
  8149. Is everybody okay?
  8150.  
  8151. 1827
  8152. 01:29:24,192 --> 01:29:25,068
  8153. Oh, my God.
  8154.  
  8155. 1828
  8156. 01:29:26,152 --> 01:29:27,570
  8157. That fixed my back!
  8158.  
  8159. 1829
  8160. 01:29:28,488 --> 01:29:29,822
  8161. Oh, God!
  8162.  
  8163. 1830
  8164. 01:29:33,117 --> 01:29:34,410
  8165. I'm gonna take the easy way.
  8166.  
  8167. 1831
  8168. 01:29:35,495 --> 01:29:38,039
  8169. -You did it. That was crazy.
  8170. -We did it.
  8171.  
  8172. 1832
  8173. 01:29:38,122 --> 01:29:39,165
  8174. Oh, my God.
  8175.  
  8176. 1833
  8177. 01:29:39,582 --> 01:29:41,376
  8178. Easy.
  8179.  
  8180. 1834
  8181. 01:29:42,460 --> 01:29:45,421
  8182. Just get to the bush,
  8183. and you're fine from there.
  8184.  
  8185. 1835
  8186. 01:29:45,671 --> 01:29:46,631
  8187. That's what she said.
  8188.  
  8189. 1836
  8190. 01:29:51,427 --> 01:29:54,055
  8191. Just let go! We're here for you!
  8192.  
  8193. 1837
  8194. 01:29:54,263 --> 01:29:55,431
  8195. You got this, Abby.
  8196.  
  8197. 1838
  8198. 01:29:55,515 --> 01:29:58,226
  8199. -I'm gonna let go!
  8200. -You can do it!
  8201.  
  8202. 1839
  8203. 01:29:59,894 --> 01:30:02,397
  8204. You're braving the wilderness, Abby!
  8205.  
  8206. 1840
  8207. 01:30:06,734 --> 01:30:09,362
  8208. -You got it! Yeah!
  8209. -Of course I'm the last one left.
  8210.  
  8211. 1841
  8212. 01:30:09,946 --> 01:30:11,197
  8213. Oh, my God.
  8214.  
  8215. 1842
  8216. 01:30:13,074 --> 01:30:14,784
  8217. Hello? Oh, hi!
  8218.  
  8219. 1843
  8220. 01:30:15,284 --> 01:30:17,036
  8221. Hi! The whole team's there. Hi, guys!
  8222.  
  8223. 1844
  8224. 01:30:17,120 --> 01:30:19,163
  8225. -Cath, come on!
  8226. -Yeah!
  8227.  
  8228. 1845
  8229. 01:30:19,247 --> 01:30:20,248
  8230. Great, go ahead.
  8231.  
  8232. 1846
  8233. 01:30:21,207 --> 01:30:23,000
  8234. Are you kidding me? She's taking a call?
  8235.  
  8236. 1847
  8237. 01:30:23,709 --> 01:30:24,544
  8238. Okay.
  8239.  
  8240. 1848
  8241. 01:30:25,545 --> 01:30:28,798
  8242. So you're saying that you think
  8243. I would be stupid to pass on this offer.
  8244.  
  8245. 1849
  8246. 01:30:30,716 --> 01:30:32,802
  8247. Well, I'm gonna be stupid. I'm gonna pass.
  8248.  
  8249. 1850
  8250. 01:30:33,428 --> 01:30:36,431
  8251. You know what? Life is just going
  8252. by me faster than I thought it would,
  8253.  
  8254. 1851
  8255. 01:30:36,514 --> 01:30:39,100
  8256. and I'm tired
  8257. of chasing the next big thing.
  8258.  
  8259. 1852
  8260. 01:30:39,183 --> 01:30:41,519
  8261. I-- It's kept me from living
  8262. in the present.
  8263.  
  8264. 1853
  8265. 01:30:42,812 --> 01:30:44,981
  8266. Okay, I'm gonna hang up
  8267. before I change my mind.
  8268.  
  8269. 1854
  8270. 01:30:50,736 --> 01:30:53,030
  8271. In case you're wondering,
  8272. I said no to the job!
  8273.  
  8274. 1855
  8275. 01:30:53,406 --> 01:30:55,491
  8276. -What is she saying?
  8277. -We can't hear you!
  8278.  
  8279. 1856
  8280. 01:30:55,825 --> 01:30:58,369
  8281. I wanna be able to go on vacation,
  8282. you know?
  8283.  
  8284. 1857
  8285. 01:31:04,542 --> 01:31:06,335
  8286. I'm so sorry, we can't hear you!
  8287.  
  8288. 1858
  8289. 01:31:06,878 --> 01:31:09,005
  8290. But here's the thing you do have to know
  8291. about me.
  8292.  
  8293. 1859
  8294. 01:31:09,088 --> 01:31:10,631
  8295. I love working.
  8296.  
  8297. 1860
  8298. 01:31:10,923 --> 01:31:12,383
  8299. I do. I love it.
  8300.  
  8301. 1861
  8302. 01:31:14,302 --> 01:31:15,845
  8303. But I'm gonna come down there.
  8304.  
  8305. 1862
  8306. 01:31:17,054 --> 01:31:18,306
  8307. I'm coming down now,
  8308.  
  8309. 1863
  8310. 01:31:19,056 --> 01:31:20,475
  8311. because I choose you.
  8312.  
  8313. 1864
  8314. 01:31:21,184 --> 01:31:23,060
  8315. -I mean, should we nod?
  8316. -I can't hear a word.
  8317.  
  8318. 1865
  8319. 01:31:23,144 --> 01:31:24,061
  8320. I didn't get one word of that.
  8321.  
  8322. 1866
  8323. 01:31:24,145 --> 01:31:27,607
  8324. Adrian, comma, send ambulance
  8325. to Sacred Moon Winery, period.
  8326.  
  8327. 1867
  8328. 01:31:27,690 --> 01:31:30,234
  8329. Friend bitten by snake, exclamation point,
  8330. question mark.
  8331.  
  8332. 1868
  8333. 01:31:30,318 --> 01:31:32,195
  8334. Snake emoji. Send.
  8335.  
  8336. 1869
  8337. 01:31:47,251 --> 01:31:49,337
  8338. Swan dive maybe wasn't the best idea.
  8339.  
  8340. 1870
  8341. 01:31:49,962 --> 01:31:51,589
  8342. Gonna feel that one tomorrow.
  8343.  
  8344. 1871
  8345. 01:31:55,134 --> 01:31:56,552
  8346. But it was glorious.
  8347.  
  8348. 1872
  8349. 01:31:57,678 --> 01:31:58,513
  8350. Thanks.
  8351.  
  8352. 1873
  8353. 01:32:02,183 --> 01:32:04,435
  8354. Okay, so the snake wasn't venomous.
  8355.  
  8356. 1874
  8357. 01:32:05,478 --> 01:32:08,272
  8358. We treated it
  8359. with some antibacterial cream, and...
  8360.  
  8361. 1875
  8362. 01:32:09,148 --> 01:32:10,024
  8363. you're all good.
  8364.  
  8365. 1876
  8366. 01:32:11,317 --> 01:32:14,570
  8367. Well, I'm definitely not all good.
  8368.  
  8369. 1877
  8370. 01:32:15,780 --> 01:32:16,906
  8371. Little condescending.
  8372.  
  8373. 1878
  8374. 01:32:16,989 --> 01:32:20,993
  8375. So, we almost died on that hill
  8376. because of a non-venomous snake?
  8377.  
  8378. 1879
  8379. 01:32:21,410 --> 01:32:23,704
  8380. Yeah, you know, honestly, I think
  8381. it might have been a sharp twig.
  8382.  
  8383. 1880
  8384. 01:32:25,164 --> 01:32:26,958
  8385. Sometimes those catch you
  8386. at the wrong angle.
  8387.  
  8388. 1881
  8389. 01:32:27,041 --> 01:32:29,335
  8390. No, it was a snake. We saw a snake.
  8391.  
  8392. 1882
  8393. 01:32:29,418 --> 01:32:31,045
  8394. Also, I'm a grown woman.
  8395.  
  8396. 1883
  8397. 01:32:31,128 --> 01:32:33,631
  8398. I think I know when I've been bit
  8399. by a snake.
  8400.  
  8401. 1884
  8402. 01:32:34,090 --> 01:32:35,800
  8403. Let me guess, Dr. Dickswing,
  8404.  
  8405. 1885
  8406. 01:32:36,050 --> 01:32:37,468
  8407. it's because of her period.
  8408.  
  8409. 1886
  8410. 01:32:37,552 --> 01:32:39,971
  8411. That's the problem with the medical
  8412. establishment, no one listens to women.
  8413.  
  8414. 1887
  8415. 01:32:40,054 --> 01:32:43,516
  8416. Right. This is why more women die
  8417. of heart attacks, right here.
  8418.  
  8419. 1888
  8420. 01:32:43,891 --> 01:32:45,851
  8421. Also, I don't appreciate it
  8422.  
  8423. 1889
  8424. 01:32:45,935 --> 01:32:48,938
  8425. when you grin at me
  8426. while giving me my results.
  8427.  
  8428. 1890
  8429. 01:32:49,230 --> 01:32:50,398
  8430. 'Cause I could have died.
  8431.  
  8432. 1891
  8433. 01:32:50,815 --> 01:32:52,066
  8434. When I get home,
  8435.  
  8436. 1892
  8437. 01:32:52,525 --> 01:32:55,111
  8438. and if there is venom in my ankle,
  8439.  
  8440. 1893
  8441. 01:32:55,236 --> 01:32:58,948
  8442. I'm gonna come back here
  8443. and make sure you personally suck it out.
  8444.  
  8445. 1894
  8446. 01:32:59,031 --> 01:32:59,991
  8447. -Yeah.
  8448. -Suck it.
  8449.  
  8450. 1895
  8451. 01:33:00,241 --> 01:33:02,368
  8452. I'm not entirely sure
  8453. what's happening here.
  8454.  
  8455. 1896
  8456. 01:33:02,952 --> 01:33:04,954
  8457. -Thank you, that'll be all.
  8458. -Okay, thank you.
  8459.  
  8460. 1897
  8461. 01:33:05,079 --> 01:33:09,041
  8462. Also, tell your mom to pick you up
  8463. after your shift, Doogie!
  8464.  
  8465. 1898
  8466. 01:33:09,584 --> 01:33:11,335
  8467. Fucking dickweed.
  8468.  
  8469. 1899
  8470. 01:33:12,086 --> 01:33:12,962
  8471. So should we...
  8472.  
  8473. 1900
  8474. 01:33:14,797 --> 01:33:16,299
  8475. head on back to the house?
  8476.  
  8477. 1901
  8478. 01:33:19,302 --> 01:33:20,386
  8479. We need to make a call.
  8480.  
  8481. 1902
  8482. 01:33:27,852 --> 01:33:28,894
  8483. Call doctor...?
  8484.  
  8485. 1903
  8486. 01:33:30,396 --> 01:33:31,314
  8487. Melton.
  8488.  
  8489. 1904
  8490. 01:33:33,649 --> 01:33:34,817
  8491. Call Dr. Melton.
  8492.  
  8493. 1905
  8494. 01:33:37,153 --> 01:33:38,529
  8495. Hello, Dr. Melton's office.
  8496.  
  8497. 1906
  8498. 01:33:38,821 --> 01:33:40,364
  8499. Hi, this is Naomi Reid.
  8500.  
  8501. 1907
  8502. 01:33:40,531 --> 01:33:43,034
  8503. I'm calling for the results
  8504. of my BRCA test.
  8505.  
  8506. 1908
  8507. 01:33:43,576 --> 01:33:46,954
  8508. Yes, let me get the results for you.
  8509. Let me put you on a brief hold, okay?
  8510.  
  8511. 1909
  8512. 01:33:47,371 --> 01:33:48,205
  8513. Yeah.
  8514.  
  8515. 1910
  8516. 01:33:49,248 --> 01:33:51,000
  8517. That was a really good Naomi.
  8518.  
  8519. 1911
  8520. 01:33:55,296 --> 01:33:57,673
  8521. No matter what this news is,
  8522. we got you, okay?
  8523.  
  8524. 1912
  8525. 01:34:02,219 --> 01:34:03,179
  8526. Hi, Mrs. Reid?
  8527.  
  8528. 1913
  8529. 01:34:04,013 --> 01:34:06,057
  8530. Hi, yes, your blood work
  8531. came back negative.
  8532.  
  8533. 1914
  8534. 01:34:06,724 --> 01:34:08,809
  8535. Thank you.
  8536.  
  8537. 1915
  8538. 01:34:11,812 --> 01:34:13,481
  8539. Thank you so much.
  8540.  
  8541. 1916
  8542. 01:34:13,898 --> 01:34:16,192
  8543. And what were the results of my fart test?
  8544.  
  8545. 1917
  8546. 01:34:20,446 --> 01:34:21,614
  8547. I don't have it.
  8548.  
  8549. 1918
  8550. 01:34:22,948 --> 01:34:23,824
  8551. Hey, Janiece.
  8552.  
  8553. 1919
  8554. 01:34:24,533 --> 01:34:26,994
  8555. How's your son? Still on the chess team?
  8556.  
  8557. 1920
  8558. 01:34:27,078 --> 01:34:30,206
  8559. -Oh, yeah, big nerd.
  8560. -It's the only way to raise 'em.
  8561.  
  8562. 1921
  8563. 01:34:30,831 --> 01:34:32,166
  8564. Hey, Tammy's here.
  8565.  
  8566. 1922
  8567. 01:34:32,416 --> 01:34:34,168
  8568. How'd you know where we were at?
  8569.  
  8570. 1923
  8571. 01:34:34,293 --> 01:34:36,796
  8572. Well, I heard on the scanner
  8573. that six middle-aged ladies
  8574.  
  8575. 1924
  8576. 01:34:36,879 --> 01:34:39,006
  8577. went to the ER.
  8578. Figured it had to be you guys.
  8579.  
  8580. 1925
  8581. 01:34:42,802 --> 01:34:45,471
  8582. So, do you still want me to call
  8583. that taxi for you?
  8584.  
  8585. 1926
  8586. 01:34:46,138 --> 01:34:48,641
  8587. No. My friend will drive us.
  8588.  
  8589. 1927
  8590. 01:34:49,600 --> 01:34:51,560
  8591. Did not know we were using the f-word.
  8592.  
  8593. 1928
  8594. 01:34:52,603 --> 01:34:54,563
  8595. I am deleting Jade.
  8596.  
  8597. 1929
  8598. 01:34:55,564 --> 01:34:56,941
  8599. I'm too cool for her, I think.
  8600.  
  8601. 1930
  8602. 01:34:57,024 --> 01:34:58,317
  8603. -Indeed.
  8604. -Poor thing.
  8605.  
  8606. 1931
  8607. 01:34:58,943 --> 01:35:01,529
  8608. Well, at least you got a great painting
  8609. of the Nanny out of the deal.
  8610.  
  8611. 1932
  8612. 01:35:01,612 --> 01:35:03,698
  8613. What did that cost you? Like, 50 bucks?
  8614.  
  8615. 1933
  8616. 01:35:04,156 --> 01:35:05,032
  8617. Yeah, about that.
  8618.  
  8619. 1934
  8620. 01:35:05,116 --> 01:35:08,160
  8621. -Let me take that plant off your hands.
  8622. -You deserve it, Janiece.
  8623.  
  8624. 1935
  8625. 01:35:08,285 --> 01:35:10,162
  8626. Okay, come on, truck's out front.
  8627.  
  8628. 1936
  8629. 01:35:10,871 --> 01:35:12,707
  8630. What happened to you guys anyway?
  8631.  
  8632. 1937
  8633. 01:35:13,249 --> 01:35:15,751
  8634. -Fell down a hill.
  8635. -Seems about right.
  8636.  
  8637. 1938
  8638. 01:35:40,234 --> 01:35:43,279
  8639. -Thank you, Tammy.
  8640. -De nada. Now...
  8641.  
  8642. 1939
  8643. 01:35:43,487 --> 01:35:47,032
  8644. I'm just gonna remind you
  8645. to ping-pong between water and wine
  8646.  
  8647. 1940
  8648. 01:35:47,116 --> 01:35:49,034
  8649. because that helps with the hangover.
  8650.  
  8651. 1941
  8652. 01:35:49,326 --> 01:35:52,037
  8653. Oh, is that... the things we say now?
  8654.  
  8655. 1942
  8656. 01:35:52,121 --> 01:35:53,205
  8657. Absolutely.
  8658.  
  8659. 1943
  8660. 01:35:53,330 --> 01:35:55,708
  8661. -Good job, Tammy!
  8662. -Oh, good one, Tammy!
  8663.  
  8664. 1944
  8665. 01:35:55,791 --> 01:35:58,586
  8666. -I'm gonna let you guys get to it.
  8667. -Tammy, stay and hang with us.
  8668.  
  8669. 1945
  8670. 01:35:58,669 --> 01:36:02,131
  8671. -No, that's all right.
  8672. -Yeah! Sit right there.
  8673.  
  8674. 1946
  8675. 01:36:02,214 --> 01:36:03,132
  8676. Come have some fun.
  8677.  
  8678. 1947
  8679. 01:36:03,215 --> 01:36:05,676
  8680. -Park it. Drop your can.
  8681. -Park your pooter.
  8682.  
  8683. 1948
  8684. 01:36:05,760 --> 01:36:08,679
  8685. -Thank you very much.
  8686. -All right, ladies, I just want to say...
  8687.  
  8688. 1949
  8689. 01:36:09,138 --> 01:36:10,681
  8690. thank you for a great birthday.
  8691.  
  8692. 1950
  8693. 01:36:11,307 --> 01:36:13,476
  8694. Rebecca. Happy birthday to Rebecca.
  8695.  
  8696. 1951
  8697. 01:36:13,559 --> 01:36:17,730
  8698. -Come on, give it to me! All about me!
  8699. -Rebecca!
  8700.  
  8701. 1952
  8702. 01:36:17,813 --> 01:36:19,648
  8703. -Happy birthday, love you.
  8704. -Cheers.
  8705.  
  8706. 1953
  8707. 01:36:19,982 --> 01:36:20,983
  8708. Cheers.
  8709.  
  8710. 1954
  8711. 01:36:23,944 --> 01:36:24,862
  8712. Oh, my God.
  8713.  
  8714. 1955
  8715. 01:36:25,279 --> 01:36:26,864
  8716. -Oh, wow.
  8717. -It's cool, right?
  8718.  
  8719. 1956
  8720. 01:36:27,990 --> 01:36:29,742
  8721. Abby, did you plan this?
  8722.  
  8723. 1957
  8724. 01:36:30,409 --> 01:36:31,744
  8725. I love it!
  8726.  
  8727. 1958
  8728. 01:36:32,578 --> 01:36:33,996
  8729. I'm so glad you like it.
  8730.  
  8731. 1959
  8732. 01:36:43,255 --> 01:36:44,423
  8733. Guys, I fucked Devon.
  8734.  
  8735. 1960
  8736. 01:36:45,341 --> 01:36:47,134
  8737. -What?
  8738. -Excuse me?
  8739.  
  8740. 1961
  8741. 01:36:47,718 --> 01:36:50,304
  8742. I fucked Devon. I had sex with him.
  8743. I fucked Devon.
  8744.  
  8745. 1962
  8746. 01:36:51,055 --> 01:36:52,723
  8747. -Paella Devon?
  8748. -Yeah.
  8749.  
  8750. 1963
  8751. 01:36:54,433 --> 01:36:55,976
  8752. Oh, my God.
  8753.  
  8754. 1964
  8755. 01:36:56,227 --> 01:36:58,395
  8756. This is mind-blowing.
  8757.  
  8758. 1965
  8759. 01:36:59,021 --> 01:37:00,648
  8760. -Was it good?
  8761. -Oh, yeah.
  8762.  
  8763. 1966
  8764. 01:37:00,856 --> 01:37:01,732
  8765. Dang.
  8766.  
  8767. 1967
  8768. 01:37:02,149 --> 01:37:04,401
  8769. Ew, they're cheersing to it.
  8770.  
  8771. 1968
  8772. 01:37:05,528 --> 01:37:06,695
  8773. Oh, my God.
  8774.  
  8775. 1969
  8776. 01:37:07,154 --> 01:37:09,323
  8777. -I, too, fucked Devon.
  8778. -What?
  8779.  
  8780. 1970
  8781. 01:37:10,699 --> 01:37:12,493
  8782. -No.
  8783. -Yeah, I did.
  8784.  
  8785. 1971
  8786. 01:37:12,576 --> 01:37:14,954
  8787. -Don't do that right now.
  8788. -Did everybody fuck Devon?
  8789.  
  8790. 1972
  8791. 01:37:15,120 --> 01:37:17,122
  8792. Did I fuck Devon?
  8793.  
  8794. 1973
  8795. 01:37:17,748 --> 01:37:19,792
  8796. Guess he really did come with the house.
  8797.  
  8798. 1974
  8799. 01:37:22,795 --> 01:37:24,797
  8800. -Oh, Tammy liked that one!
  8801. -Okay.
  8802.  
  8803. 1975
  8804. 01:37:25,881 --> 01:37:28,133
  8805. You know,
  8806. I'm really glad I came on this trip.
  8807.  
  8808. 1976
  8809. 01:37:28,592 --> 01:37:29,760
  8810. Oh, my God.
  8811.  
  8812. 1977
  8813. 01:37:31,679 --> 01:37:32,638
  8814. I love you guys.
  8815.  
  8816. 1978
  8817. 01:40:09,670 --> 01:40:11,922
  8818. Are we singing that last part wrong,
  8819. or are we singing--
  8820.  
  8821. 1979
  8822. 01:40:12,006 --> 01:40:14,008
  8823. -I beefed it so many times.
  8824. -I beefed it many times.
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