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FO: Talk about the ocean and cross dressing

Sep 12th, 2011
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  1. [06:38] -- recreantOctopus [RO] began pestering fortunateOpportunist [FO] at 18:38 --
  2. [06:38] RO: hey boss
  3. [06:38] FO: hєℓℓσ, dєαя ємpℓσyєє!
  4. [06:40] RO: you know
  5. [06:40] RO: Cucali said working for you would be kinda fun
  6. [06:40] FO: σƒ ¢συяsє iт is!
  7. [06:41] FO: iƒ yσυ dσ yσυя jσB wєℓℓ αтℓєαsт >P.)
  8. [06:42] RO: no pressure then
  9. [06:42] RO: so the first job was fixing husktops or something?
  10. [06:44] FO: yєp! i gσт α hυgє piℓє σƒ dαмαgєd hυsктσps!
  11. [06:46] FO: hαvє yσυ ƒixєd тhєsє ηєw sysтємs Bєƒσяє?
  12. [06:47] RO: theyre all basically the same arent they?
  13. [06:47] RO: stick this grubtube there
  14. [06:48] RO: clean this silicomb
  15. [06:48] RO: hit this thing...
  16. [06:48] FO: wєєℓℓ, i dση'т яєαℓℓy кησw, i'м ησт α тє¢hηi¢iαη
  17. [06:49] RO: well youll have to count on CIRRIN RUNFAR then
  18. [06:51] FO: σкαy, i gυєss yσυ ¢αη hαηdℓє тhαт αηd iƒ yσυ ηєєd hєℓpwiтh тhis jυsт whσσp
  19. [06:51] FO: i ¢αη gє sσмєσηє тσ αssisт yσυ
  20. [06:52] RO: sure thing boss
  21. [06:52] RO: hey so where is your hive?
  22. [06:52] RO: or wherever this pile of technojunk is
  23. [06:53] FO: sσмєwhєяє wєsт ƒяσм yσυ, i тhiηк. iт's ση α hiℓℓ σvєяℓσσкiηg тhє sєα
  24. [06:54] RO: the sea
  25. [06:55] RO: never seen the ocean before
  26. [06:55] FO: whαт? hαvє yσυ ℓivєd υηdєя α яσ¢к σя sσ
  27. [06:55] FO: +мєтhiηg?
  28. [06:56] RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR once had only a boulder for shelter but thats not the point
  29. [06:57] RO: of course CIRRIN RUNFARs seen pictures
  30. [06:57] RO: and pirate movies
  31. [06:57] FO: тhαт's ησт тhє sαмє!
  32. [06:57] RO: exactly
  33. [06:58] FO: σкαy, sσ whєη yσυ αяяivє hєяє yσυ dσ ησт sтαят yσυя jσB diяє¢тℓy
  34. [06:58] RO: no? what will CIRRIN RUNFAR do?
  35. [06:59] FO: ƒiяsт yσυ gσ тσ sєє тhє σ¢єαη мαyBє swiм ƒσя α ℓiттℓє whiℓє σя sσмєтhiηg
  36. [07:00] FO: ƒєєℓ тhє ƒяєsh Bяєєzє Bєyσηd тhє sєα αηd shiт!
  37. [07:00] RO: hey sounds good!
  38. [07:00] RO: no surfing though
  39. [07:01] FO: dσ whαт yσυ wαηт, Bυт whєη yσυ'яє яєαdy ¢σмє hєяє αηd wσяк тwi¢є hαяdєя! P.)
  40. [07:02] RO: you got it
  41. [07:03] RO: boss r;)
  42. [07:04] FO: yєαh!
  43. [07:05] RO: right better get going
  44. [07:05] RO: hope CIRIRN RUNFAR doesnt have to pass that bridge to get there
  45. [07:05] FO: whαт Bяidgє?
  46. [07:05] RO: the one guarded by that mutant
  47. [07:06] RO: Karuna
  48. [07:06] FO: σh, wєℓℓ i кησw hσw yσυ ¢συℓd ¢яσss тhαт Bяidgє wiтh єαsє!
  49. [07:07] RO: hows that?
  50. [07:07] RO: if it involves not talking to him even better
  51. [07:07] FO: wєєℓℓ, yσυ ηєєd тσ pυт α dяєss ση
  52. [07:07] FO: sσ yσυ hαvє тσ тαℓк тσ hiм α Biт!
  53. [07:08] RO: oh no
  54. [07:08] RO: come on
  55. [07:08] RO: thats ridiculous
  56. [07:08] FO: тhαт wαs α gσσd idєα!
  57. [07:09] RO: its a terrible idea
  58. [07:10] RO: he must be even worse to talk to as a woman
  59. [07:11] FO: σh wєℓℓ
  60. [07:12] RO: this is just a cunning plan to get CIRRIN RUNFAR in a dress isnt it?
  61. [07:12] FO: υмм, ησ
  62. [07:13] RO: well
  63. [07:13] RO: okay
  64. [07:13] FO: sσ is тhєяє α яivєя υηdєя тhє Bяidgє?
  65. [07:14] RO: yeah
  66. [07:14] RO: ((probablly))
  67. [07:14] FO: //wєℓℓ wє ¢αη ¢υт тhis συт iƒ тhєяє isη'т
  68. [07:14] FO: why dση'т yσυ swiм σvєя iт?
  69. [07:15] RO: and get wet?
  70. [07:15] FO: why ησт? iƒ yσυ'яє gσiηg тσ тhє sєα αηywαys
  71. [07:16] RO: well its a possibility
  72. [07:16] RO: it would still be much easier if he would just let CIRRIN RUNFAR pass with no hassle
  73. [07:17] FO: sσ why hє dσєsη'т ℓєт yσυ pαss iт?
  74. [07:17] RO: because hes a stubborn asshole
  75. [07:18] RO: theres not much else to say about it
  76. [07:18] FO: σh yσυ sєєм тσ disℓiкє hiм
  77. [07:18] RO: is there anything at all to like about him?
  78. [07:19] FO: wєℓℓ whαт i'vє hєαяd...
  79. [07:19] FO: ησpє
  80. [07:19] FO: Bυт hє sєємs αη тαяgєт ƒσя Bєтs! P.)
  81. [07:19] FO: *єαsy
  82. [07:19] RO: haha
  83. [07:20] RO: hey well CIRRIN RUNFARs got to start running
  84. [07:20] RO: see you soon
  85. [07:20] FO: αℓяighт, sєє yσυ! P.)
  86. [07:20] -- fortunateOpportunist [FO] ceased pestering recreantOctopus [RO] at 19:20 --
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