Lyra finally sees a human

>"Oh my Lyra, I take back everything I said."
>Bon Bon stared up at you, blushing slightly
>"You were right about humans.  Your name was Anon right?"
>You had been walking through town minding your own business when these two mares had stopped you
>Lyra sat a few steps behind Bon Bon looking over you with a neutral expression locked on her face
>"Well Lyra don't just sit there!  You were the one who was so adamant about finding this Anon so you could finally meet a real human."
>When Lyra didn't budge Bon Bon looked back at you and bowed her head slightly
>"I really must apologize for my friend.  She must be in shock.  Let me talk to her for a moment, don't go anywhere hun."
>Bon Bon winked at you
>She trotted back towards and started feverishly whispering to Lyra
>"What are you doing?  You don't want to make a bad first impression!  This is what you've always been waiting for, what with that kids show you always watch and all the art and stories you do!  Go talk to him!"
>As she spoke, Bon Bon kept shooting quick glances at you
>She moved her tail slightly to give you a teasing view of her behind
>Your face felt a little warm as you blushed
>"He doesn't look right." Lyra said finally
>"What do you mean?  I think he looks great."
>She shot you another wink
>"His eyes.  They aren't big enough and his hair is sort of.... plain."
>Lyra dug in her saddle bag for a moment before producing one of the numerous pieces of fan art she had acquired over the years
>"His clothes too.  He's just not colorful enough.  Just sort of... plain."
>"Lyra!  I cannot believe you.  You spend all of this time watching that kids show and now that you finally get to see a real human you aren't interested?"
>"It's... it's just not the same."
>"Well I think I'm going to invite him back home to get... better acquainted with him."
>She bit her lower lip and looked back at you again to see if you were still enjoying the view
>"That's disgusting Bon Bon."
>"Oh hush or do you want to talk about the pictures and stories you have saved on your computer?"
>Lyra's face turned a bright red
>"Th-that's different!  It's n-not real..."
>"Well you can enjoy your fantasy humans while I enjoy this real one."
>With that, Bon Bon trotted back over to you
>Lyra looked down at her picture, then back to you with a wistful sigh
>Humans were real
>But they weren't the magical pastel humans she had always wished for
>Later that night she posted a new topic on the MLH board online
>Several other anonymous ponies said they too had 'tfw magical pastel humans weren't real, only boring plain ones'
>Another anonymous just called her a faggot instead
>The end