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- ValidVanity01:57 PM
- Psst...
- Help me get Narcissa back.
- Something happened in my brain and I’ll never stop wanting her. She is perfection incarnate.
- mdr4life01:58 PM
- lol I am probably the last person on the face of the planet that would ever get cosmo back
- he hates me, and I only fascinated by him for the cringe factor
- I don't want him to ever have any "redemption arc", I'd be happy if he an-heroe-ed himself on stream
- ValidVanity01:59 PM
- She hates me too, but I must be with her. I want to marry her and get my duplex. We can do this. Together, nothing can stop us. Think about it. I got an appointment.
- mdr4life02:00 PM
- his meltdowns and convoluted ways of thinking are impossible to turn away from, for sure
- what do you mean appointment? if you want to talk to cosmo just DM his mom
- his mom is active on twitter
- are you Isaac?
- ValidVanity03:17 PM
- I’ve always wondered: why do you dislike her so much? Also are you cute?
- I’m Vanity, formerly Issac, yes.
- mdr4life03:20 PM
- I'm happy to discuss! and no not cute lol
- ValidVanity03:20 PM
- Awww i bet you’re a cutie :3
- mdr4life03:21 PM
- ha
- well i am geuninely apalled at many of the things cosmo has done
- and his attitude
- first off, he committed welfare/benefits fraud
- ValidVanity03:21 PM
- Yeah but u want her dont u, despite it all
- mdr4life03:21 PM
- no i am not kidding when i say the best situation for me would be for him to anhero himself on stream
- anyhoo he treats people like absolute garbage
- even his hugbox followers
- ValidVanity03:22 PM
- It’s too personal. There’s something you’re not telling me.
- mdr4life03:22 PM
- nope
- i used to be a regular reader of tumblrinaction and shitredditsays just to see the cringe factor
- ValidVanity03:22 PM
- Yeah she treated me badly :( i miss her
- mdr4life03:22 PM
- and someone like cosmo is like a great whilte elephant
- the liberal left always says those people don't exist or that they are 11
- comso is 31 years old
- there's literally no excuse
- ValidVanity03:23 PM
- 31 but still looks so youthful and cute
- mdr4life03:23 PM
- the dynamic of his meltdowns and his relationship with his devoted followers is amazing
- the level of denial that he is in is uncanny
- ValidVanity03:24 PM
- Denial of what
- mdr4life03:24 PM
- for starters, his talents
- ValidVanity03:24 PM
- I think she is a genius and gamer goddess
- mdr4life03:24 PM
- he used to be good at something very few people did, and was in fact a pioneer of doing it live
- but as soon as that space became crowded with people taking it seriously and putting in work
- cosmo couldn't handle it
- ValidVanity03:25 PM
- Narcissa is like me top 10% but never the best
- mdr4life03:25 PM
- he now only speed runs decade old games or creates his own categories
- see if he had kept his personality and not been a huge dick to people, he could have kept his popularity
- but he threw it all away
- ValidVanity03:25 PM
- Why do u use he him pronouns
- mdr4life03:26 PM
- because #1 i believe transgenders are mentally ill and that the answer isn't to encourage their mentall illness
- ValidVanity03:26 PM
- Call her narcissa, beautiful girl
- Im trans
- mdr4life03:26 PM
- #2, cosmo's legit identity, straight from him, is "a trans femme cat girl"
- ValidVanity03:26 PM
- Ye but thats cuz she is future child
- She sees the future
- mdr4life03:27 PM
- well i mean i'm sorry but this goes without saying, i think you are pretty mentally iill
- ValidVanity03:27 PM
- Agree to disagree
- I just wanna kiss and cuddle my narci
- mdr4life03:27 PM
- the future? cosmo is a 31 year old man that lives with his parents and can't even get good enough at something to eclipse a high school level
- he ping pongs between "projects" when he gets bored/frustrated
- ValidVanity03:28 PM
- She is making the next big game
- mdr4life03:28 PM
- programming, game dev, physics, AI, speed running, etc
- ValidVanity03:28 PM
- Bug speedgame
- mdr4life03:28 PM
- ok dude come on now
- ValidVanity03:28 PM
- Big*
- Hey things are tough nowadays
- mdr4life03:28 PM
- cosmo's only talent is art, he is a good painter (at least w digital programs)
- cosmo gets bodied in smash whenever he gets to the uper echelon
- ValidVanity03:29 PM
- And the input mechanisms like keyboards dont capture her genius capacity for creation. She needs neural interfaces
- mdr4life03:29 PM
- and he talked for MONTHS about how smash was the only real way to see a person's worth. so insane for a 30 year old to think that
- ValidVanity03:29 PM
- She was very very good at smash
- mdr4life03:29 PM
- dude how old are you
- very very good at a videogame for children doesn't mean he deserves a 6 figure salary to play it
- ValidVanity03:30 PM
- Please just make her love me again idk what to do
- mdr4life03:30 PM
- he has to put in work being charismatic and being someone that companies will want to work with/sponsor
- the only person cosmo ever loved other than himself was adrian
- that's probably why he treats people like you so shitty, he doesn't want to let anyone ever get that close again
- ValidVanity03:31 PM
- :(
- I really love her but she blocked me entierely
- I dont even care about her fame
- mdr4life03:31 PM
- cosmo did/does that with all of the hugboxers
- ValidVanity03:31 PM
- I really just wanna settle down with her
- mdr4life03:31 PM
- the red prolotaiot guy, the nate guy, whispy, nathanisbored
- ValidVanity03:32 PM
- Live the neet life
- Cuddle
- Kiss
- mdr4life03:32 PM
- see i despise the neet life. who pays for you? parents?
- ValidVanity03:32 PM
- No the government
- Owo
- Pls help
- I cant get her taste out of my head
- So sweet
- mdr4life03:33 PM
- because you are "disabled"?
- ValidVanity03:33 PM
- Yes im bery disableded
- Am too divergent
- For a job
- mdr4life03:34 PM
- yah see i don't believe in that
- whatsoever
- i'm against that lifestyle with ever fiber in my being
- ValidVanity03:34 PM
- Why
- mdr4life03:34 PM
- because i work my ass off
- ValidVanity03:34 PM
- Why
- mdr4life03:34 PM
- to make a living
- ValidVanity03:35 PM
- Sounds like a lot of work for no reason
- mdr4life03:35 PM
- no, being able to afford to live comfortably is nice
- ValidVanity03:35 PM
- I live comfy
- Narcissa likes it here
- She should come back
- mdr4life03:35 PM
- did you ever visit cosmo in portland?
- ValidVanity03:35 PM
- No she flew to me
- mdr4life03:36 PM
- was he better about hygene and general cleanliness when he visisted you
- ValidVanity03:36 PM
- Yes she was and she gave great head
- mdr4life03:36 PM
- because some of the shit he does on stream is so disusting
- i'm not talking about prive stuff like that
- ValidVanity03:36 PM
- Private?
- mdr4life03:37 PM
- i'm talking about loudly blowing his nose and putting the snot rag into a huge pile of wads on his desk, right next to where he ate
- i'm talking about wearing the same clothes day after day
- and about oily nasty hair/skin
- ValidVanity03:37 PM
- I think when she does that it’s super cute. She is kinda adorable
- Nah her skin is amazing
- mdr4life03:37 PM
- teeth that need to all be removed
- ValidVanity03:38 PM
- Imagine the speedrunning legend herself going down on you. What an honor!
- Im very lucky
- mdr4life03:38 PM
- i'm a heterosexual male but have no issues w gay people
- it doesn't bother me
- ValidVanity03:39 PM
- Show pics pls
- mdr4life03:39 PM
- nope sorry
- ValidVanity03:39 PM
- I wanna see u
- Awwww why
- mdr4life03:39 PM
- internet is for anonmyty, going beyond that is unhealthy
- ValidVanity03:39 PM
- Nah that’s silly
- Look Narcissa and I should be together
- It was meant to be
- She invited me to her parents house but but
- Recently she said I’m never coming there ever
- T~T
- mdr4life03:40 PM
- why not reach out to cosmo's mom
- ValidVanity03:41 PM
- Because that crosses the line and would only hurt my situation
- mdr4life03:41 PM
- btw cosmo has, on several occasions, said he had urges to kill people
- become the next mass/school schooter
- *shooter
- ValidVanity03:41 PM
- Yeah i think she might shoot me with her new gun if i show up to her house
- So i need to make her like me
- mdr4life03:42 PM
- we can only hope cosmo kills himself asap on stream before he can hurt anyone else
- ValidVanity03:42 PM
- Noooooooooo
- mdr4life03:42 PM
- how do you know he got a new gun?
- oh yes i'm being very serious, i hope cosmo offs himself in spectactular fassion on stream
- ValidVanity03:43 PM
- That’s so horrible
- mdr4life03:43 PM
- cosmo is a horrible person that is nothing but a dredge on society
- and now poses an actual threat to society
- so it'd be great if he just took matters into his own hands and offs himself
- ValidVanity03:43 PM
- She has given so much to the hearts of gamers. She is literally the hottest girl alive
- mdr4life03:43 PM
- extra fantastic if he did it online for us to see
- you are really far deep in denial
- ValidVanity03:44 PM
- No i see the truth
- Gosh im not good enough at games for her
- I cant impress her
- Idk how ill win her heart
- I fear she will be alone forever without me
- I accept her fully
- She is the only gf i want
- mdr4life03:45 PM
- its' likely that you have some sort of massochistic thing
- you probably self harm
- ValidVanity03:46 PM
- No i wish she’d stop being mean
- No ive never self harmed
- mdr4life03:46 PM
- cosmo i mean to literally everyone
- ValidVanity03:46 PM
- Not trye
- Not true
- She was so loving to me when she was here
- She was so understanding
- I want her baaaaaaaack
- T~T
- Im a cute girl now too!
- Cuddling will be even better
- mdr4life03:48 PM
- cosmo is nice when it is beneficial for him to be nice
- he was nice to nathan while nathan was a paypig
- ValidVanity03:48 PM
- I never gave her more than $10
- Total
- She liked me
- mdr4life03:48 PM
- i'm not saying he as nice to you for $$, everyone is differnet
- ValidVanity03:49 PM
- Point is she wanted something from me
- And i want her to want it always
- mdr4life03:49 PM
- but i am asaying that whomever he is nice to, there's a selfish reason behind it because he always turns on those people
- every one of them
- ValidVanity03:50 PM
- We’re all selfish. I was too.
- mdr4life03:50 PM
- yah but there are social norms that 90% of society adheres to
- cosmo doesn't
- and so no one should be surprised when society shuns him
- ValidVanity03:51 PM
- She transcends that groupthink
- mdr4life03:51 PM
- cosmo is literally too stupid to think for himself about anything and requires groupthink to sustain himself
- ValidVanity03:51 PM
- Look i was a troll once too
- It’d*
- mdr4life03:52 PM
- i'm not a troll
- at least i don't consider myself one
- i'd say a troll says/does whatever to elicit a reaction from someone
- ValidVanity03:52 PM
- But along the way I realized I was trans too and that I loved her
- mdr4life03:52 PM
- cosmo is a legit nutjob and the world will be way better once he is gone
- ValidVanity03:53 PM
- :(
- Ur not gonna help. I thought you would...
- Pls
- Have some compassion for my love
- Im not like her
- I’m not mean
- mdr4life03:55 PM
- dude the last thing i have for cosmo is compassion
- ValidVanity03:55 PM
- ALL SHE NEEDS IS LOVE
- mdr4life03:55 PM
- how would i help? i gave you the only advice anyone could give you, which is to talk to her mom
- ValidVanity03:55 PM
- SHE IS HURTING AND I AM TOO
- AND LOVE WILL HEAL US BOTH
- mdr4life03:55 PM
- cosmo is a 31 year old man that is severely mentally deranged
- ValidVanity03:55 PM
- NO
- you’re wrong
- mdr4life03:56 PM
- he is incapable of loving anyone but himself for long periods of time
- i don't think so
- ValidVanity03:56 PM
- wrong
- She loved me
- mdr4life03:56 PM
- i hope that the gun cosmo got is a bigger caliber than a 22 so that when he shoots himself on stream he doesn't survive it
- ValidVanity03:56 PM
- Ur hurting me stop aaying that she isnt gonna do that
- Ur gonna make me cry
- mdr4life03:57 PM
- it's a good thing if he does
- ValidVanity03:57 PM
- No it isnt
- If she hurts herself i will burn josh
- mdr4life03:57 PM
- ask him to print out a picture of you and tape it to the wall behind him before he shoots himself so that his mind and you will be weirdly connected
- who is josh??
- ValidVanity03:57 PM
- Josh moon
- mdr4life03:58 PM
- who is josh moon
- ValidVanity03:58 PM
- Owner of kiwi farms
- mdr4life03:58 PM
- oh dude kiwifarms and its users, myself included, have no bearing on cosmo's behavior
- cosmo is a 31 year old man and if/when he offs himself that's his choice
- ValidVanity03:59 PM
- U say this awful stuff ur all so evil and now she thinks im evil
- Stol dead naming her
- Stop
- Stop misgendering her
- mdr4life03:59 PM
- i'm refereincing his own behavior
- he is a 31 year old MAN
- ValidVanity03:59 PM
- No she isnt
- She is a transfeminine catgirl
- mdr4life04:00 PM
- lol do you also believe in tulpas like cosmo?
- lol yah i guess you do
- explain to me what catgirl is
- ValidVanity04:00 PM
- Idk i dont identify as one
- mdr4life04:00 PM
- are you saying cosmo is no longer human?
- so if someone identifies as a mashed potato that's a valid identity?
- ValidVanity04:01 PM
- But whatever narcissa is, i love her
- mdr4life04:01 PM
- good for you fam but cosmo will never love you back
- ValidVanity04:01 PM
- :(
- mdr4life04:01 PM
- you or anyone else
- ValidVanity04:01 PM
- I need her
- mdr4life04:04 PM
- lol why did you leave that crazy vm on kwfarms
- and why did you talk to john numbers
- ValidVanity04:05 PM
- I am going crazy i need her
- Im crying
- mdr4life04:07 PM
- dude what logical step would you propose you do to talk to cosmo again
- other than like i said talking to his mom
- ValidVanity04:08 PM
- I just sent her a message on patreon
- mdr4life04:08 PM
- going on reddit and kwfarms isn't going to help you
- oh geez how much do you give a month to that?
- ValidVanity04:09 PM
- Five bucks
- But just a one time thing
- I would do anything she tells me to do
- Anything
- mdr4life04:09 PM
- well he will probably ask you for $$
- are you a drug addict like cosmo?
- ValidVanity04:10 PM
- She blocks me places but she never tells me to go away
- Not once
- mdr4life04:10 PM
- surely you have to admit that it's super unhealthy to do what he does with drugs
- ValidVanity04:10 PM
- Idk
- mdr4life04:10 PM
- 1) he takes very powerful hormone drugs from a "consent clinic"
- ValidVanity04:10 PM
- It’s just hormones
- mdr4life04:11 PM
- 2) he ordered those drugs online when his free insurance ran out
- 3) he mixed those hormones with powerful anxiety/depression meds
- 4) he then mixed all of that with pot, alcohol and a LOT of powerful shrooms
- ValidVanity04:11 PM
- I think she is off the anxiety meds
- She just does shrooms now and then
- That’s ok
- mdr4life04:12 PM
- then hosted several web streams telling teenagers what doses he thought were safe
- ValidVanity04:12 PM
- Parent’s fault
- Not narcissa’s
- mdr4life04:12 PM
- if you think it is ever ok to mix shrooms and all the other shit he is taking you are mistaken
- ValidVanity04:12 PM
- It’s just hormone correction
- mdr4life04:12 PM
- hormone correction plus depression plus anxiety plus drugs and alcohol
- ValidVanity04:13 PM
- She doesnt use any of that
- mdr4life04:13 PM
- hello the only thing i mentioned that he doesn't do a lot of is alcohol
- ValidVanity04:13 PM
- She doesnt take psych meds or alcohol anymore
- mdr4life04:13 PM
- he even tried to get a high on nicotine pills or gum once
- ValidVanity04:13 PM
- Yeah she tried it
- Didnt like it
- mdr4life04:13 PM
- who cares about anymore, his behavior is severely limited by the fact that he lives w his parents
- ValidVanity04:14 PM
- It’s not a big deal
- mdr4life04:14 PM
- that's something that really bothers me, like why are people commending him for a "retribution arc"
- ValidVanity04:14 PM
- She is basically drug-free now
- mdr4life04:14 PM
- first off not doing bad things ANYMORE doesn't stop someone from beeing bad, it doesn't erase history
- ValidVanity04:14 PM
- Blah blah
- mdr4life04:14 PM
- 2nd, the only reason cosmo isn't doing them is because he CAN'T
- ValidVanity04:14 PM
- Sure she can
- mdr4life04:15 PM
- he can't because he's 31 and lives with mommy and daddy
- ValidVanity04:15 PM
- Her parents are cool with drugs
- mdr4life04:15 PM
- lol of course they are. doesn't surprise me
- they never got his teeth fixed or taught him how to drive
- ValidVanity04:15 PM
- I think she hates me
- I can drive
- mdr4life04:15 PM
- he hates everyone
- ValidVanity04:15 PM
- She doesnt need to drive
- I will drive her
- mdr4life04:16 PM
- drive him to the bridge his friend jumped off and then film him jumping off
- that would be so poetic
- ValidVanity04:17 PM
- U talking about rachel bryk?
- mdr4life04:17 PM
- was rachel bryk the tranny that jumped off a bridge that identified as a cat girl? if so yes
- ValidVanity04:18 PM
- Yeah
- She was bullied like Narcissa
- mdr4life04:18 PM
- i think that tranny killing himself played a big role in cosmo losing it
- cosmo is not bullied. people calling people out for their terrible behaior isn't bullying
- ValidVanity04:18 PM
- Ur deadnaming and misgendering and names are bullying
- Ur transphobix
- People like you is why Rachel Bryk killed herself
- mdr4life04:19 PM
- i'm not encouraging mental illness
- ValidVanity04:19 PM
- She was very generate, worked on Dolphin
- And very cute and valid
- mdr4life04:20 PM
- omg
- you are confusing chloe
- dude
- lolololololololol
- lmfao
- you can't keep dead trannies straight
- (lol straight get it)
- ValidVanity04:21 PM
- No I am not confusing her with anyone
- Ur making me depressed now
- mdr4life04:22 PM
- wait you are actually right, i apologize
- jesus
- TWO tranny developers that worked on dolphin anheroed
- the one i was talking about, chloe, set themselves on fire
- ValidVanity04:23 PM
- U suck
- mdr4life04:23 PM
- maybe what you should do is drive cosmo to the george washington bridge that rachel jumped off off and give him a can of lighter fluid
- ValidVanity04:23 PM
- Ur just a transphobic bully
- U make this world worse
- mdr4life04:23 PM
- have him douse himself then light himsef on fire and jump off the bridge
- ValidVanity04:23 PM
- Im glad ur not cute
- mdr4life04:23 PM
- no that's cosmo
- ValidVanity04:24 PM
- U deserve to be as ugly as you are mean
- mdr4life04:24 PM
- and if you are neet you are a dredge on society
- ValidVanity04:24 PM
- Narcissa is nowhere near as mean as you
- mdr4life04:24 PM
- on day reality will get you
- ValidVanity04:24 PM
- Narcissa is an angel compared to you
- You are evil
- Bye
- mdr4life04:24 PM
- cosmo is a terrible person i just call him out on it
- that's all
- bye!
- remember my idea about the bridge and the gasoline please!
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