Nerds and geeks of every age
Here's something to make you rage

Come with me and learn to hate
Enemies of GamerGate

This is GamerGate, this is GamerGate
Gamers Tweet in the dead of night

This is GamerGate, journalists are full of hate
Lie and spin 'til the public take the bait
Hunt out lies, trolls leave bait
In amongst true #GamerGate

I am the press hiding under your bed
Don't piss me off or 'Gamers are Dead'

I am the dev on the news all day
Have I made a game? No one can say.

This is GamerGate, this is GamerGate
GamerGate, GamerGate, GamerGate, GamerGate

On this 'net, we call home
Everyone listens to the Megaphone

On this 'net, don't we love it now?
Everyone's waiting for the next big scoop

On your TV , wow, talking lots of bollocks now
Someone's wanting you to touch the poop

Wait! This is GamerGate
Gawker's printing clickbait

Aren't you mad?
Well that's just fine

Archive once, read it twice
Give it out, 'cause sharing's nice
Post it up on K.I.A.

Everybody wait, everybody wait!
Verify before you post

I am the one making games in Twine
Whaddaya mean immersion? This'll be fine

I am the critic, No one likes me
Must be toxic masculinity

I am the editor, acting like a dick
Tearing my hair out and desperate for clicks

This is GamerGate, this is GamerGate
GamerGate, GamerGate, GamerGate, GamerGate
(GamerGate, GamerGate)

Libel and slander everywhere
Wrecking lives but they don't care

Churning out trash, they can't wait
All to demonise GamerGate

On this 'net, don't we love it now?
Everyone colluding just to shape the news

GameJournoPros might catch you in their sights
Best do what they say or you'll never work here again

This is GamerGate. Everybody wait
Won't you please make way for a very special guy

Jonathan talking tosh (Never go full McIntosh)
Everyone hall to the king of spin

This is GamerGate, this is GamerGate
GamerGate, GamerGate, GamerGate, GamerGate

On this 'net, we call home
We'll be glad when they're all gone