Cursed Pairing Meme

Pick 12 characters from a fandom and number them one to twelve, then answer these cracktastic questions...

1. Sandy Cheeks
2. Mindy
3. Karen
4. Squidward
5. Spongebob Squarepants
6. Mrs. Puff
7. Patrick Star
8. Sheldon J. Plankton
9. Bubbles, that cursed dolphin fuck
10. Gary
11. Dennis
12. Mr. Krabs

1. Have you ever read a Six (Mrs. Puff)/Eleven (Dennis) fic? Do you want to?


…...MAKES MORE SENSE THEN SPONGEDENNIS I GUESS.




2. Do you think Four (Squidward) is hot? How hot?

Mmmm yes, the eight legs, the hot octopus body....

No.



3. What would happen if Twelve (Krabs) got Eight (Plankton) pregnant?



 Honestly, the sad fact is Plankton could probably find a way to scientifically create Mpreg.



4. Can you recall any fics about Nine (Bubbles)?

Nope, assumedly because he is in the dolphin wiggler to atone for his past crimes.





5. Would Two (Mindy) and Six (Mrs. Puff) make a good couple?

 Eh....no. Probably not.


6. Five (Spongebob)/Nine (Bubbles) or Five (Spongebob)/Ten (Gary)? Why?

I guess, SpongeBubbles. Because no way is Spongebob gonna commit crimes by having relations with his sea cat.

….I still can't tell whether this is more or less plausible than SpongeDennis. Help.




7. What would happen if Seven (Patrick) walked in on Two (Mindy) and Twelve (Mr. Krabs) having sex?

Patrick definitely just ruins the moment because he has no idea what sex is. Meanwhile, I'm out here trying to claw out my own eyes and brain. Jesus. Fucking. Christ.



8. Make up a summary for a Three (Karen)/Ten (Gary) fic.

This must be considered a crime, somehow. Right?


9. Is there any such thing as One (Sandy)/Eight (Plankton) fluff?

Yeah, think there are people out there who ship these two, since they are both science-oriented. Gotta admit it could be a little cute.




10. Suggest a title for a Seven (Patrick)/Twelve (Krabs) hurt/comfort fic.

“Patrick Star Walks Into The Krusty Krab To Find Mr. Krabs Overdosed On Ketamine”



11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four (Squidward) to deflower One (Sandy)?

I honestly.....don't know.


12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three (Karen) het?

I mean the canon pairing is het. So.



13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Dennis)?

I'll fucking dare them to.


14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two (Mindy)/Four (Squidward)/Five (Spongebob)?

If I paid them a whole Olive Garden.



15. What might Ten (Gary) scream at a moment of great passion?

Listen, I just had to picture Gary sounding like a cat in heat. I fucking hate it. Save me from this Hell.


16. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight (Plankton), what song would you choose?

Honestly, don't know. Plankton could be a good playlist exercise though.



17. If you wrote a One (Sandy)/Six (Mrs. Puff)/Twelve (Mr. Krabs) fic, what would the warning be?

Do not read this fic I swear to fucking Christ.



18. What might be a good pick up line for Ten (Gary) to use on Two  (Mindy)?

 “Meow.”

19. When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Spongebob)?

I mean does writing cursed Spongebob fic count?


20. What is Six (Mrs. Puff)'s super secret kink?

 You've heard it here first....inflation.

21. Would Eleven (Dennis) shag Nine (Bubbles)? Drunk or sober?

#CursedMovieShip. If it did happen, most likely drunk.



22. If Three (Karen) and Seven (Patrick) get together, who tops?

One is a computer. One is woefully inexperienced in what sex even is. Probably Neither.



23. "Sandy and Patrick are in a happy relationship until Bubbles runs off with Squidward. Sandy, brokenhearted (even though it has nothing to do with her relationship), has a hot one-night stand with Dennis and a brief unhappy affair with Mr. Krabs, then follows the wise advice of Spongebob and finds true love with Karen. " What's your reaction to this scenario?

Spongebob says Gay Rights! And apparently so does Squidward.


24. How would you feel if Seven (Patrick)/Eight (Plankton) was canon?

Internally cursed.