Colonel J is The Sheriff of The Wild Wild Playground

On Friday, July 31, 2015 7:21 PM, Colonel Jj <colonel.j@aol.com> wrote:

I'll make a pastebin of it for you. Here you go:
http://pastebin.com/bQudvyG8

Feel free to share this link with everyone and anyone you wish to gain support for yourself if you can, but I'll have you know that I won't be "removed." I have Keryu, Riot, and the entire Boards community at my back supporting me.


-----Original Message-----
From: Jeff Culbert <jaymc1130@yahoo.com>
To: Colonel Jj <colonel.j@aol.com>
Sent: Fri, Jul 31, 2015 5:19 pm
Subject: Re: A Message From Colonel J, The Sheriff of The Wild Wild Playground

It's ok, you are only helping me prove my point and make the case against you. Its fine. You wanted to play the game, and so did I. We are playing it now. Its a shame you'll be removed at the end.


On Friday, July 31, 2015 7:16 PM, Colonel Jj <colonel.j@aol.com> wrote:


I see you got banned for that thread. I apologize. I didn't know the mods would protect me, The Sheriff of the Wild Wild Playground, like that. I  never even saw the thread I only know because of your post in Darkvolcan's thread.

Maybe you should just upload these emails to a third-party site like pastebin that way the link still exists, but Riot can't delete it no matter what they do.

I actually should have suggested that in the first place. My mistake. I behalf of Boards and Riot, I apologize.


-----Original Message-----
From: Jeff Culbert <jaymc1130@yahoo.com>
To: Colonel Jj <colonel.j@aol.com>
Sent: Fri, Jul 31, 2015 5:03 pm
Subject: Re: A Message From Colonel J, The Sheriff of The Wild Wild Playground

They are already posted in a half dozen locations.


On Friday, July 31, 2015 6:56 PM, Colonel Jj <colonel.j@aol.com> wrote:


I'm not scared of anything. As The Sheriff of The Wild Wild Playground it is by job to be brave and stand up to criminals who break the Boards rules. I've faced tougher challenges than this and I'll be damned if I'll let empty threats scare me.

Can you do me a favor and make a thread and post these emails again, only the contents of course and not the information the mods consider "personal" so you don't get banned, so you yourself can see how many people will agree with me and see how crazy you are acting, much like they already do?


-----Original Message-----
From: Jeff Culbert < jaymc1130@yahoo.com>
To: Colonel Jj < colonel.j@aol.com>
Sent: Fri, Jul 31, 2015 4:47 pm
Subject: Re: A Message From Colonel J, The Sheriff of The Wild Wild Playground

How indeed. Look. Be scared. You should be. If you weren't you wouldn't be bugging me on my email still. You know whats about to occur. You brought it on yourself.


On Friday, July 31, 2015 6:39 PM, Colonel Jj <colonel.j@aol.com> wrote:


How am I holding the community hostage exactly? By making sure they follow the Universal Rules and immediate changes to the rules as reported by Keryu?
http://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/site-feedback/QMLzFo0N-universal-rules
http://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/site-feedback/gQYTAEMl-letos-talk-about-boards-moderation

You can't be serious.

-----Original Message-----
From: Jeff Culbert < jaymc1130@yahoo.com>
To: Colonel Jj < colonel.j@aol.com>
Sent: Fri, Jul 31, 2015 4:34 pm
Subject: Re: A Message From Colonel J, The Sheriff of The Wild Wild Playground

You can act however you want. You will not hold the community hostage. I will see to that personally.


On Friday, July 31, 2015 6:21 PM, Colonel Jj <colonel.j@aol.com> wrote:


I mean I told you before it's fine if you give this information to Keryu, but like I said in my first email:
"... it is futile as Keryu and most sensible people will agree with me. If you don't want to get banned then don't break the rules. It's really that simple. "

Just because someone is reported by a player and gets fairly banned does not mean that the ban was not justified. The report function is there for a reason. To report posts for breaking the rules. Being The Sheriff of The Wild Wild Playground, that is one of my jobs. Hell, a report function was heavily requested on old GD, yet it's somehow now a bad thing when I, The Sheriff of The Wild Wild Playground use it? You can't be serious.

I'm watching over Darkvolcan's thread and you trying to cause a ruckus again and trying to get people fairly banned by the moderators (as I myself do not ban anyone) like ChickenWrap has done in the past, and has failed (that kid is such a failure smh) is amusing, but it isn't breaking the rules. I'd just really appreciate if you'd stop it with all these lies, false assumptions, and incorrect accusations. You sound like a complete lunatic when you say that stuff.

You should try remaking your thread I didn't see about me with my email in it if you'd like. I assume the mods banned you for including emails. Don't include them next time.


-----Original Message-----
From: Jeff Culbert < jaymc1130@yahoo.com>
To: Colonel Jj < colonel.j@aol.com>
Sent: Fri, Jul 31, 2015 4:13 pm
Subject: Re: A Message From Colonel J, The Sheriff of The Wild Wild Playground

Well that's a shame, I DO have direct contact, even its a slow process.


On Friday, July 31, 2015 5:55 PM, Colonel Jj <colonel.j@aol.com> wrote:


That's some nice confirmation bias there. Do you have any more? One report does alot so long as the mod sees that an offence is being made and it is clear they have. Maybe they listen to me more because I'm The Sheriff of The Wild Wild Playground? Who knows. I don't have direct contact with Riot of the mods. I'm a simple The Sheriff just doing my job.

I am also not the cause of "  the cause of all the moderation issues." A s I've said before. I don't do the actual banning. I just report posts that break the rules.

I haven't reported your previous thread (threads maybe? I was asleep earlier) about me or the current one by Darkvolcan (as it doesn't break the rules) yet you somehow believe I'm responsible for taking those down. Please stop spreading lies and misinformation. You can't say things as fact without clear evidence and you are sound very paranoid about this whole issue. Lie anymore and I'll have you charged with slander from the Boards staff.


-----Original Message-----
From: Jeff Culbert < jaymc1130@yahoo.com>
To: Colonel Jj < colonel.j@aol.com>
Sent: Fri, Jul 31, 2015 3:48 pm
Subject: Re: A Message From Colonel J, The Sheriff of The Wild Wild Playground

One report does nothing. I've never used it until 2 weeks ago. One report did nothing. I had to log into several smurfs of my own to get anything handled. You can lie all you want, its over for you. Enjoy the permanent vacation.


On Friday, July 31, 2015 5:46 PM, Colonel Jj <colonel.j@aol.com> wrote:


I noticed this thread:
http://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/GD/BnJMIJ4L-why-does-the-homies-jaymcs-evidence-keep-getting-deleted-lol

Please do not spread misinformation.

1. I did not see your thread about me earlier so it was the mods who took action against you. That had nothing to do with me reporting it.
2. I am not using "hundreds or smurfs" when I report someone. (For I am not an evil The Sheriff of The Wild Wild Playground) I am only reporting using my main Colonel J.

Thank you.


-----Original Message-----
From: Jeff Culbert < jaymc1130@yahoo.com>
To: Colonel Jj < colonel.j@aol.com>
Sent: Fri, Jul 31, 2015 2:31 pm
Subject: Re: A Message From Colonel J, The Sheriff of The Wild Wild Playground

You messed with a federal marshall. It was a bad move ma'am.


On Friday, July 31, 2015 4:30 PM, Colonel Jj <colonel.j@aol.com> wrote:


You can't stop The Sheriff of The Wild Wild Playground. I have the law on my side. I'll throw you in the pokey before you know it.


-----Original Message-----
From: Jeff Culbert < jaymc1130@yahoo.com>
To: Colonel Jj < colonel.j@aol.com>
Sent: Fri, Jul 31, 2015 02:27 PM
Subject: Re: A Message From Colonel J, The Sheriff of The Wild Wild Playground


I think this message is a perfect example of why I don't expose this kind of data. Sorry colonel, your days are numbered.


On Friday, July 31, 2015 4:24 PM, Colonel Jj <colonel.j@aol.com> wrote:


Who is your main anyways? you haven't played in that account in over a year and you always black out your name whenever you post game screenshots. What and why are you trying to hide exactly? As The Sheriff of TheWild Wild Playground it is my job to know everyones' history.


-----Original Message-----
From: Jeff Culbert < jaymc1130@yahoo.com>
To: Colonel Jj < colonel.j@aol.com>
Sent: Fri, Jul 31, 2015 10:31 AM
Subject: Re: A Message From Colonel J, The Sheriff of The Wild Wild Playground


The blackhole of negativity has spoken! Well stated. I will deal with this in the appropriate manner.


On Friday, July 31, 2015 9:06 AM, Colonel Jj <colonel.j@aol.com> wrote:


Hello, Mr. or Ms. jaymc1130.

This message is regarding the troublemaker known as HateDaddy.

As The Sheriff of The Wild Wild Playground it is my job and duty to report all persons who break the Boards rules. I saw you pester Stephanie Stone about an issue about HateDaddy telling them to "shut up" and "it was a joke." I'll have you know that it was me who reported them. All their posts. I reported those posts as both spam (as they do that in every one of SS' threads) and Offensive/Harassment (I actually forget which one tbh.) not SS so don't go bugging them about the issue. I'm the person you want to go to.

While I may not agree with all the rules on Boards (I actually hate the current ones very much) it is my job as The Sheriff of The Wild Wild Playground to uphold them and protect our users from serial offenders like HateDaddy. I have also gone through their history and report other offending posts (as I do to other serial offenders) and the like. Recently I also reported some of their smurf ChoGathsSon for offending the rules like with their nonsensical emoji spam even though they already know that is against the rules as they have been previously warned and temporarily banned for it.

In the past, I have also went through HateDaddy's post history and reported all of their posts for using the word "fucciboi" (a word they already know is not allowed on Boards as they too have been warned and banned for using it, yet kept on using it anyways) not because I have something against HateDaddy, but because it is my job as The Sheriff of The Wild Wild Playground to keep the peace and uphold justice. And it seems that my sheriffing has worked. HateDaddy has stopped using the word "fucciboi." Granted it only took them receiving multiple bans to learn the lesson, but the lesson was learned all thanks to me  The Sheriff of The Wild Wild Playground.

Just because I'm gone does not mean I'm not The Sheriff of The Wild Wild Playground anymore. I still keep a watchful eye over the community I love so much. I will, and will always be,  The Sheriff of The Wild Wild Playground.

Now onto recent matters. You and HateDaddy seem to think it's ok to tell SS to shut up in all of their threads because "it's a joke." And while I agree, and know, it was a joke it's a fact that it is still against the rules to tell someone to shut up. It could be a joke to tell SS to fuck off, kill themselves, drink bleach, etc. Even the famous saying "Pull a Damiya" (or the more hip versions of telling someone to pull a Damiya "pap a dimdam" or "pull a doug dimmadome") is meant as a joke, but that is still not allowed because it breaks the Boards rules. My point is? Just because something is a joke does not mean it isn't punishable. And the proof of this is HateDaddy's justified warning and ban for their "joke." Telling someone to shut up will never be allowed on Boards so long as I'm  The Sheriff of The Wild Wild Playground. Telling someone to shut up is 1. being a jerk, 2. spam if you post in all of someone's threads which HateDaddy did.

I feel I have said all that needs to be said. If you have further questions feel free to contact me further since I am  The Sheriff of The Wild Wild Playground. Your free to give this email to Keryu if you wish in some paltry attempt or defense to get HateDaddy unbanned, but it is futile as Keryu and most sensible people will agree with me. If you don't want to get banned then don't break the rules. It's really that simple. It's hard being  The Sheriff of The Wild Wild Playground sometimes. I do not like punishing people like my cute adorable waifu Renaito Yuujou, but I have had to in the past as it is my job as  The Sheriff of The Wild Wild Playground. I am an unbiased Sheriff. I don't play favorites no matter the circumstance.

Sincerely,
Colonel J,  The Sheriff of The Wild Wild Playground