99 questions

1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
	Closed.
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
	I've never been to a hotel.
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
	I don't sleep with any sheets at all.
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
	Why would anyone do that?
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
	Not particularly.
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
	No.
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
	Neither if I could avoid it. Both would likely kill me.
8: Do you have freckles?
	No.
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
	Never.
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
	People.
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
	Yes.
12: Have you ever peed in the woods?
	Yes.
13: What about pooped in the woods?
	No.
14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
	Not even if there is.
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
	No.
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
	One.
17: What size is your bed?
	Double.
18: What is your Song of the week?
	None.
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
	Yes.
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
	Yes.
21: Whats your least favorite movie?
	Don't have one.
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
	I wouldn't. I would sell it for cash.
23: If you’re a girl, bra size? If you’re a guy, pants size?
	D-cup. I would much rather be smaller.
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
	Ick, meat.
25: What is your favorite food?
	To quote Kid Flash, "heaping piles of everything".
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
	Can't think of any.
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
	Jo.
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
	No.
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
	As long as I got money out of it, sure.
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
	I cannot recall such an instance.
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
	No.
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
	I cannot drive.
33: Ever ran out of gas?
	I cannot drive.
34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
	Bread and butter.
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
	Whatever is available.
36: What is your usual bedtime?
	10pm.
37: Are you lazy?
	Probably.
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
	I didn't.
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
	Monkey.
40: Are you horny?
	Not particularly.
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
	No.
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
	What are lincoln logs?
43: Are you stubborn?
	Yes.
44: Who is better…Leno or Letterman?
	Whom?
45: Ever watch soap operas?
	No.
46: Are you afraid of heights?
	No, but I'm not overly fond of falling.
47: Do you sing in the car?
	No.
48: Do you sing in the shower?
	No.
49: Do you dance in the car?
	No.
50: Ever used a gun?
	No.
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
	I cannot recall such an instance.
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
	Yes.
53: Is Christmas stressful?
	No.
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
	A what?
55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
	None in particular.
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
	None in particular.
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
	No.
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
	Once or twice.
59: Take a vitamin daily?
	No.
60: Wear slippers?
	No.
61: Wear a bath robe?
	No.
62: What do you wear to bed?
	Pyjamas.
63: First concert?
	None.
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
	Britland.
65: Nike or Adidas?
	Who cares?
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
	Britland.
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
	Peanuts.
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
	No.
69: Ever take dance lessons?
	No.
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
	Doctor, by her choice.
71: Can you curl your tongue?
	Yes.
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
	No.
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
	No.
74: Own any record albums?
	No.
75: Own a record player?
	No.
76: Regularly burn incense?
	No.
77: Ever been in love?
	I like to think so.
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
	I wouldn't.
79: What was the last concert you saw?
	None.
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
	No thank you.
81: Tea or coffee?
	No thank you.
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
	What is a snickerdoodle?
83: Can you swim well?
	Not at all.
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
	There are people who can't?
85: Are you patient?
	Yes.
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
	No.
87: Ever won a contest?
	Not that I can recall.
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
	No.
89: Which are better black or green olives?
	I'm not fond of either.
90: Can you knit or crochet?
	No.
91: Best room for a fireplace?
	None of them.
92: Do you want to get married?
	I have no overwhelming objections to it besides practical ones, but nor do I have any desire for it.
93: If married, how long have you been married?
	N/A.
94: Who was your HS crush?
	Nobody.
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
	No.
96: Do you have kids?
	No.
97: Do you want kids?
	Hell no.
98: Whats your favorite color?
	Black.
99: Do you miss anyone right now?
	Yes.