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Fluffy Derpy: Chapter 4

Jun 1st, 2012
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  1. >a couple more months pass after her casts come off
  2. >during this time, you begin to wonder more about the outburst she had
  3. >she hasn’t had another one, and you’re not sure exactly why
  4. >did she learn her lesson, is she afraid of losing her muffins, is she afraid of you, what?
  5. >you somewhat regret going so easy on her
  6. >you’re beginning to regret a lot of things
  7. >like how you spent so much money on the prosthetic leg when you could’ve made one, or even repaired it on your own
  8. >or how all that money could’ve gone to a fluffy charity or something
  9. >instead of helping a bunch of fluffies, you helped one
  10. >you just want to be a good owner, but you’re not sure what to do
  11. >you look up tips online, but you don’t find much about PTSD fluffies
  12. >speaking of the PTSD, the flashbacks are becoming less and less frequent
  13. >you think she’s finally opening up to humans again
  14. >your friend came over the other day, and she kind of avoided him
  15. >since you were with him most of the time, she must’ve figured he was okay
  16. >she asked him to play with her, give her food, the usual stuff
  17. >it’s good to know she’s getting back to normal
  18. >whatever her normal is
  19. >she says she’s Derpy, and she looks like Derpy
  20. >but she doesn’t act much like Derpy
  21. >as your friend pointed out, she has a much better vocabulary than other fluffies, and it certainly seems like Derpy of all ponies wouldn’t have that
  22. >the thought makes you feel uneasy for some reason, but you have bigger issues
  23. >like the flying
  24. >you finally taught her how to use her wings
  25. >she can’t get more than an inch or two off of the ground, but she’s ecstatic
  26. >she can fly for about two seconds before she smacks back down
  27. >this hasn’t stopped her from doing crazy things, though
  28. >she jumped off of the porch yesterday and smacked into the grass
  29. >she gave herself a nosebleed, but that healed itself up
  30. >she knocked over a lamp, but it landed on top of her
  31. >there’s now a bruise on her back
  32. >and today was the worst by far
  33. >she went up the stairs, and grabbed a bunch of clothes
  34. >she stepped on the pile of clothes and flapped up to the railing
  35. >and then she jumped off and landed on a wall-mounted lightbulb, shattering it
  36. >she started crying about her “hawt ouchies” and “weggie boo-boo juice”
  37. >she got a mild shock that singed her fluff and cut her front legs
  38. >you clipped off the burnt fur and wrapped each leg in a giant cotton bandage
  39. >she’s afraid of scissors, it seems
  40. >the fluff grows back in no time, but the bandages stay for a few more days
  41. >the prosthetic leg is no longer a problem
  42. >after you gave her a stern warning, she takes many precautions to not damage it
  43. >she lands on her front hooves when she falls, and kicks things with the real back leg
  44. >you taught yourself how to repair the straps on your own
  45. >turns out it’s incredibly simple, and they’re intended to break so the cheap-ass can get more cash
  46. >turns out the plastic was made to shatter from a small fall as well
  47. >you remove the fluff from the prosthetic, and layer it with a bunch of fleece, cotton balls, whatever you can get your hands on
  48. >you’re no MacGyver, but at least it works
  49. >you slip the fur cover back on, and Derpy tells you all about how it “make weggie wahm”
  50. >she can do whatever she wants with it now, and she makes the most of it
  51. >she runs around a lot more and is generally much more eager to play “weggie games”
  52. >you head back to that cheap-ass vet and steal some of the pet care magazines because fuck him
  53. >you skim through them, but you don’t find anything particularly interesting or helpful
  54. >you decide to hold on to them, anyways
  55. >you figure you might need them later
  56. >all things considered, Derpy's probably gonna hurt herself in ways you can't even imagine
  57. >you can picture it now
  58. >getting tied up in a ball of yarn, jumping off of the bed face first, getting smooshed with heavy objects
  59. >ugh, that last one was pretty dark
  60. >either way, you put them in your bedroom for later
  61. >I mean, hey, maybe you'll need to know how to treat an overactive thyroid sometime
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