EDITED LC team.

Vullaby (F) @ Eviolite
Ability: Overcoat
Level: 5
EVs: 236 Def / 236 SDef / 36 HP
Bold Nature
- Defog
- Roost
- Knock Off
- Whirlwind

Fuck hazards with a cactus on fire.

Abra @ Focus Sash
Ability: Magic Guard
Level: 5
EVs: 240 SAtk / 68 SDef / 200 Spd
Timid Nature
- Psychic
- Shadow Ball
- Hidden Power [Fighting]
- Protect

I WILL ALWAYS TAKE AT LEAST ONE HIT AND I LOVE IT

Meditite @ Eviolite
Ability: Pure Power
Level: 5
EVs: 196 Atk / 160 SDef / 76 Def / 36 Spd / 40 HP
Adamant Nature
- Drain Punch
- Psycho Cut
- Bullet Punch
- Poison Jab

EV'd just so that it hits 15 Speed, outspeeding Scarf Snover and other Scarved 14 speed mons with Sticky Web up. Everyone loves tits, right?

Pawniard @ Eviolite
Ability: Defiant
Level: 5
EVs: 236 Atk / 36 Def / 40 SDef / 196 Spd
Adamant Nature
- Knock Off
- Swords Dance
- Sucker Punch
- Brick Break

Also hits 15 Speed, although to be honest I have no idea what I'm doing with the matchup of EVs and item, but hey, it works. I guess.

Mienfoo @ Life Orb
Ability: Regenerator
Level: 5
EVs: 44 HP / 236 Atk / 36 Def / 36 SDef / 156 Spd
Adamant Nature
- Drain Punch
- Knock Off
- Poison Jab
- U-turn

Once again, hits 15 speed, rest in Atk and bulk, and basically hits hard and runs for it. Not that anything else on this team save Vullaby can really take a hit either.

Spinarak @ Focus Sash
Ability: Insomnia
Level: 5
EVs: 196 Spd / 196 SDef / 116 Def
Timid Nature
- Protect
- Sticky Web
- Hone Claws
- Baton Pass

Sticky Web support. Hone Claws because I don't really need Agility and it doesn't learn Swords Dance.