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- Shopkeeper: [Homer has agreed to purchase a Krusty doll for Bart's birthday] Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!
- Homer: Ooh, that's bad.
- Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free frogurt!
- Homer: That's good.
- Shopkeeper: The frogurt is also cursed.
- Homer: That's bad.
- Shopkeeper: But you get your choice of toppings.
- Homer: That's good!
- Shopkeeper: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
- [Homer looks puzzled]
- Shopkeeper: ...That's bad.
- Homer: Can I go now?
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