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- @DM
- cyril reminder of last thing that happened?
- genousEnrichment
- I climbed the roof and spotted three horse imps
- @DM
- Anyway cyril roll for initiative
- genousEnrichment
- !roll 1d20+4
- NOTTyche[Dice]
- rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=8 ] | {12}
- @DM
- The horse imps jump when they see you pop out onto the roof. There are two within 30 feet of you at the moment and one 50 feet from you. The one furthest back moves towards you so it is now 20 feet away. Cryil's turn
- genousEnrichment
- I run forward 15 feet to get in range of the closest imp and slash at it with my clawfists
- !roll 1d20+4
- NOTTyche[Dice]
- rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {17}
- @DM
- Hit, roll damage
- genousEnrichment
- !roll 1d4+4
- NOTTyche[Dice]
- rolled 1d4+4 --> [ 1d4=4 ] | {8}
- @DM
- You land a very solid hit but the imp doesn't go down.
- !roll 1d20+4
- NOTTyche[Dice]
- rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {5}
- The second slice leads you to hit way above the imp's head and it looks confused by what you are doing.
- genousEnrichment
- I grit my teeth in mild frustration and end turn
- @DM
- Next the two closer imps move forward and are finally in range, taking swings at you.
- !roll 2#1d20
- NOTTyche[Dice]
- rolled 2#1d20 --> | [ 1d20=13 ]{13}, [ 1d20=15 ]{15}
- genousEnrichment
- 1 miss, 1 hit
- @DM
- !roll 1d4+2
- NOTTyche[Dice]
- rolled 1d4+2 --> [ 1d4=2 ] | {4}
- @DM
- Take 4 damage
- genousEnrichment
- 32/40hp remaining
- The final imp, with the power of the other two imps cheering him on, takes a swing at you as well
- !roll 1d20+2
- NOTTyche[Dice]
- rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=7 ] | {9}
- @DM
- He lets them down badly.
- Cyril's turn
- genousEnrichment
- Firstly, I laugh at the final imp
- secondly, I slice at it once more to finish it off
- !roll 1d20+4
- NOTTyche[Dice]
- rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {9}
- @DM
- You whiff like the fool you is
- genousEnrichment
- I won't whiff on the second slice
- !roll 1d20+4
- NOTTyche[Dice]
- rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=6 ] | {10}
- @DM
- You totally whiff on the second slice
- genousEnrichment
- ~dammit!~ I exclaim
- end turn
- @DM
- The imps more tentatively continue cheering each other on
- !roll 1d20+2
- NOTTyche[Dice]
- rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {4}
- @DM
- !roll 1d20+2
- NOTTyche[Dice]
- rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=11 ] | {13}
- @DM
- !roll 1d20+2
- NOTTyche[Dice]
- rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=16 ] | {18}
- genousEnrichment
- 2 misses, 1 hit
- @DM
- After a series of moral killing whiffs one finally strikes you! The imps are excited
- !roll 1d4+4
- NOTTyche[Dice]
- rolled 1d4+4 --> [ 1d4=1 ] | {5}
- @DM
- Take 5 damage
- genousEnrichment
- 27/40hp remaining
- @DM
- Cyril's turn
- genousEnrichment
- I slice at the first horse imp who I injured with a more determined glare
- !roll 1d20+4
- NOTTyche[Dice]
- rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=16 ] | {20}
- genousEnrichment
- !roll 1d4+4
- NOTTyche[Dice]
- rolled 1d4+4 --> [ 1d4=3 ] | {7}
- @DM
- The imp explodes into grist in front of you
- genousEnrichment
- I move my glare over to the second closest imp and slice at him, too
- !roll 1d20+4
- NOTTyche[Dice]
- rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=15 ] | {19}
- genousEnrichment
- !roll 1d4+4
- NOTTyche[Dice]
- rolled 1d4+4 --> [ 1d4=4 ] | {8}
- @DM
- Imp 1 or 2?
- genousEnrichment
- imp 2, that was initially 30 feet away
- @DM
- You hit the imp hard, it looks very injured
- genousEnrichment
- I double-check my surroundings to be sure I'm not in a disadvantageous or precarious position and end turn
- @DM
- You're exactly as you were left a few moments ago
- The two imps now take their turns
- !roll 1d20+1
- NOTTyche[Dice]
- rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {6}
- @DM
- !roll 1d20+1
- NOTTyche[Dice]
- rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=15 ] | {16}
- genousEnrichment
- 1 hit
- @DM
- The injured imp makes a solid counter attack
- !roll 1d4+3
- NOTTyche[Dice]
- rolled 1d4+3 --> [ 1d4=3 ] | {6}
- @DM
- Cyril's turn
- genousEnrichment
- 21/40hp remaining
- I glare at the injured imp and slice away
- !roll 1d20+4
- NOTTyche[Dice]
- rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {5}
- @DM
- You slice a hole in your roof and get some irritated, unintellegible tutting from your mother downstairs
- genousEnrichment
- ~sorry, ma!~
- I try knocking the injured imp down the hole to kill it
- @DM
- Roll athletics
- genousEnrichment
- !roll 1d20+3
- NOTTyche[Dice]
- rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {4}
- @DM
- !roll 1d20
- NOTTyche[Dice]
- rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=20 ] | {20}
- @DM
- You get shoved down the hole instead
- genousEnrichment
- ~SHIT~
- @DM
- Roll acrobatics
- genousEnrichment
- !roll 1d20+5
- NOTTyche[Dice]
- rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {18}
- @DM
- Well you successfully catch yourself on the edge of the hole.
- You're now dangling rather precariously.
- Minor and move action left
- genousEnrichment
- I pull myself up from the hole and if possible, back 10 feet away from it
- @DM
- Roll acrobatics
- genousEnrichment
- !roll 1d20+5
- NOTTyche[Dice]
- rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {7}
- @DM
- You struggle but can't get back out, you just can't find purchase on the roof with your gloves on and you have nothing to support your feet on.
- genousEnrichment
- ~hey ma, can you help me up here? I'm kinda stuck hanging from the ceiling and I need you to help me get back up!~
- @DM
- "You've got this dear, I believe in you!" She continues puttering around the kitchen downstairs.
- genousEnrichment
- well, then. I try my best to intimidate the remaining imps and keep them at bay
- @DM
- Roll intimidate
- genousEnrichment
- !roll 1d20
- NOTTyche[Dice]
- rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=18 ] | {18}
- genousEnrichment
- ~come even a foot near me and I will cut you in half, you little shits~
- @DM
- You successfully get them to back off somehow, despite being totally vulnerable and hanging
- They do nothing for their turn so you get to try again
- genousEnrichment
- Maximum effort, let's climb outta this hole
- !roll 1d20+5
- NOTTyche[Dice]
- rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {9}
- @DM
- Well you finally get out of the hole and stand up but you have no time to do anything else.
- genousEnrichment
- end turn
- @DM
- The imps finally go for you again
- !roll 1d20+1
- NOTTyche[Dice]
- rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {6}
- @DM
- !roll 1d20+1
- NOTTyche[Dice]
- rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=10 ] | {11}
- @DM
- They both suck
- Cyril's turn
- genousEnrichment
- more murderous glares ensue and I slice at the injured imp
- !roll 1d20+4
- NOTTyche[Dice]
- rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {17}
- genousEnrichment
- !roll 1d4+4
- NOTTyche[Dice]
- rolled 1d4+4 --> [ 1d4=4 ] | {8}
- @DM
- He pops into grist finally, leaving one
- genousEnrichment
- and then there was one who I sliced at
- !roll 1d20+4
- NOTTyche[Dice]
- rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=6 ] | {10}
- @DM
- Who you missed
- genousEnrichment
- end turn
- @DM
- The imp looks dubious but takes a swipe at you
- !roll 1d20
- NOTTyche[Dice]
- rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {5}
- @DM
- Yeah that was a bad idea. it runs 30 feet towards the edge of the roof
- @DM
- Cyril's turn
- genousEnrichment
- also a bad idea. I chase after the imp, stopping five feet in front of it, and I slice away
- !roll 1d20+4
- NOTTyche[Dice]
- rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {5}
- @DM
- You realize you really suck at this fighting thing
- genousEnrichment
- I realize that's bullshit and I slice again
- !roll 1d20+4
- NOTTyche[Dice]
- rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {9}
- @DM
- Yep still suck
- genousEnrichment
- well, fuck
- end turn
- end turn
- @DM
- The imp keeps going
- genousEnrichment
- off the roof?
- @DM
- All of a sudden, something lands on your fucking back and busts the roof under you, sending you both tumbling. Both of you roll acrobatics and take 10 damage
- genousEnrichment
- 11/40hp remaining
- acousticDeadeye
- !roll 1d20+8
- genousEnrichment
- !roll 1d20+5
- NOTTyche[Dice]
- rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=15 ] | {23}
- rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=20 ] | {25}
- genousEnrichment
- HA
- acousticDeadeye
- 88/98 hp remaining
- @DM
- Well Cyril manages to grab the edge of the roof and Mark is able to grab her legs.
- genousEnrichment
- ~dafuq?!~
- "Mark, dafuq are you doing here and WHY DID YOU FALL ON ME?"
- acousticDeadeye
- Owwww....
- Wait, is that... Cyril?
- Oh shit. Where is she.
- "Cyril, long story. Where's my Sis?"
- genousEnrichment
- "MARK MOTHERFUCKING BRADBURY I DON'T CARE IF YOUR SISTER IS A HERMAPHRODITE GET OFF ME"
- acousticDeadeye
- I groan, and drop down.
- @DM
- Roll acrobatics
- acousticDeadeye
- !roll 1d20+8
- NOTTyche[Dice]
- rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {13}
- @DM
- You manage to not die but you do land on your ass on the floor below, surrounded by debris.
- acousticDeadeye
- Owwwwwwww...
- I get up, and start returning to the roof.
- genousEnrichment
- meanwhile, I put in some extra maximum effort to climb up from yet another hole in my roof so I can kill the last little fucker left
- genousEnrichment
- !roll 1d20+5
- NOTTyche[Dice]
- rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=19 ] | {24}
- @DM
- You manage to pull yourself up again, to see the imp is now gone.
- genousEnrichment
- little fucker
- I run around and search for the bastard
- if I can
- @DM
- He's definitely not on the roof anymore, looks like you lost him.
- genousEnrichment
- that little long-faced cunt
- whatever, I guess
- Mark's here for some reason, so it's time to hug the shit out of him since I haven't seen him in so long and then ask him dafuq is happening
- @DM
- Meanwhile, Mark is still stuck down below you.
- genousEnrichment
- I go back to where I originally climbed up to the roof, from the kitchen, and climb my way down, carefully
- @DM
- You get back down much easier than you got up there and find Mark by himself trying to figure out how to get back up.
- genousEnrichment
- "Mark! I don't know why/how you're here, but it's awesome to see you!" I say as I run up and hug the shit of him, practically smothering him
- acousticDeadeye
- Mark avoids the hug.
- @DM
- Oh yeah take 40 xp and 21 build grist
- acousticDeadeye
- "Where. The fuck. Is she?"
- Mark climbs up onto the roof.
- genousEnrichment
- "I'm pretty sure I got bigger questions than 'where's she?' but my mom is in the living room or something by now, most likely"
- acousticDeadeye
- Mark ignores her and climbs.
- @DM
- Mark you're no where near the fuckign way up so you don't climb on the roof
- genousEnrichment
- "Mark, dafuq are you doing"
- acousticDeadeye
- "Where is my sister?"
- genousEnrichment
- "ahh, you meant her. no clue"
- "just come down"
- acousticDeadeye
- "I need to kill her again." Mark head towards where Cyril climbed up to the roof.
- genousEnrichment
- "wait, wut"
- acousticDeadeye
- "Long story. She's a bitch."
- genousEnrichment
- "Mark-motherfucking-Bradbury, come back here and talk to me before you do something stupid"
- "so help me, I will hug you into submission"
- acousticDeadeye
- "Just let me do this!"
- @DM
- You make it back to the room with the climbable debris finally.
- genousEnrichment
- "no. You're acting very rash right now and you need to calm the fuck down"
- "You're not gonna have any tantrums on my watch, so come down here and just fucking talk with me"
- acousticDeadeye
- Mark screams upwards, "WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU"
- genousEnrichment
- words appear to be ineffective against Mark and his stubbornness right now, so I run up to catch him off-guard and hug him into submission
- I want my hugs, dammit!
- @DM
- Roll ahtletics Cyril
- This is a grapple
- genousEnrichment
- !roll 1d20+3
- NOTTyche[Dice]
- rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=6 ] | {9}
- NOTTyche[Dice]
- rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=6 ] | {9}
- @DM
- Mark, roll acro or ath
- acousticDeadeye
- !roll 1d20+8
- NOTTyche[Dice]
- rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=16 ] | {24}
- @DM
- Yeah he avoids it
- Roll acro to climb, Mark
- acousticDeadeye
- !roll 1d20+8
- NOTTyche[Dice]
- rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {21}
- @DM
- He successfully climbs onto the roof but doesn't immediately see his sister.
- genousEnrichment
- well, fuck. Looks like this dude is determined
- acousticDeadeye
- "WHERE ARE YOU YOU BITCH COME DOWN HERE AND FIGHT ME."
- genousEnrichment
- ~Ma! My friend is here and I need some help calming him down!~
- ~Can I get some help?~
- @DM
- Mark gets no answer. Momsprite finally floats up to Cyril, "What's with all the racket dear?"
- acousticDeadeye
- Mark scans the area for her, skies first.
- genousEnrichment
- "well, my friend, Mark - you remember him from the gaming con I went to - is here now for some reason and he's acting pretty angry and rash"
- "so I need your help in calming him down and finding his sister too, cuz she's also here for some reason"
- @DM
- Mark spots her floating up by the portal he fell from, grinning that infuriating grin and way too far away to get to.
- acousticDeadeye
- "You fucking coward! Come down here and fight me!"
- @DM
- "Oh, he must have just gone through his second gate. Let's go up and see what he's doing, shall we?" She floats up through the ceiling.
- genousEnrichment
- "Mark! just come down here and talk to me! At least tell me why you're pulling this act!"
- acousticDeadeye
- Mark continues to ignore Cyril
- genousEnrichment
- welp, time to get up close and personal, again
- I go back to the kitchen and climb up to the roof
- @DM
- Roll acro
- genousEnrichment
- !roll 1d20+5
- NOTTyche[Dice]
- rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=14 ] | {19}
- @DM
- You successfully come up rigth next to him.
- genousEnrichment
- "Mark, for god's sake, just calm the hell down and tell me what's happening and why!"
- acousticDeadeye
- "Cyril. This is family business. Stay the fuck out of it."
- genousEnrichment
- "You're in, or rather, on MY house, so I'm fairly certain you gotta respect the house rules here"
- "besides, I'm your friend, so I wanna know what's going on so I can maybe at least offer input"
- acousticDeadeye
- Mark flips his sister off.
- "I want her dead. It's that simple."
- @DM
- She waves at you both tauntingly.
- genousEnrichment
- "That's absurd, you're being absurd, and I don't care about her. If you hate her that much, then stay the hell away from her."
- "Saves everyone plenty of trouble"
- acousticDeadeye
- "No. I have to do this. For peace of mind."
- genousEnrichment
- "dude, peace of mind can come in ways other than murdering a sister you ALREADY murdered cuz of your apparently psychotic tendencies"
- "just calm down and ignore her"
- @DM
- "Mark, did killing your sister in the first place give you any peace?" Momsprite looks at him, "Killing her now will simply leave you alone and without a guide."
- genousEnrichment
- "if she causes that much trouble, she's no good to be around"
- acousticDeadeye
- "I want a better fucking guide. She is useless."
- @DM
- "Either way, this is a fight you would lose at the moment."
- genousEnrichment
- "Sorry you're so conflicted with your guide, but what's done is done."
- "Just calm the hell down, let me hug you since it's been so long, and let's just talk"
- acousticDeadeye
- "I need a better fucking guide! She won't even cooperate with me. And you have YOUR MOTHER? How is this fucking fair?"
- genousEnrichment
- "the choices we make may or may not be fair, but we have to deal with the consequences, dude."
- "Stop letting your resentment take control of you like you're a chimpanzee at a circus show"
- acousticDeadeye
- How far up is Sis?
- @DM
- Probably 80ish feet
- acousticDeadeye
- Damn. Bitch would know how high she'd have to be to stay out of my range.
- "She's just gonna stay there, isn't she?"
- genousEnrichment
- "probably. She's really not worth all this trouble, dude."
- acousticDeadeye
- Mark turn to Momsprite, "Can you talk to her? Tell her to not be fucking useless? Cy and I have some catching up to do."
- genousEnrichment
- "Just come on down and let's just talk this over"
- @DM
- Momsprite hums before floating up to sissprite, leaving you two alone.
- acousticDeadeye
- Mark sighs. "Cy... I'm sorry."
- genousEnrichment
- I give mark a big, soft, smothering hug
- "It's alright"
- acousticDeadeye
- Mark hugs back.
- Tightly.
- genousEnrichment
- "I'm here, you're here, and we can just talk"
- acousticDeadeye
- "Yeah. I'd like that."
- genousEnrichment
- "let's head down and hang out in the living room or something"
- acousticDeadeye
- "Yeah, sure. We've got some catching up to do."
- genousEnrichment
- letting Mark go and climbing down to the kitchen, I say, "so why don't you start by telling me about what led you to my house in the first place?"
- acousticDeadeye
- "Right! Some more of the game's mechanics. I'll write up a new memo later."
- "Basically, while the first gate takes you to your land, the second one apparently brings you to someone else's?"
- "Since it brought me to you, maybe it's to your server player's house. We'll have to wait and see."
- genousEnrichment
- "huh. sounds pretty interesting, I suppose."
- "So what's your land like?"
- "you can plainly see mine isn't the liveliest place"
- acousticDeadeye
- "Mine's... interesting. Bunch of drugged up caterpillars."
- genousEnrichment
- "wait, wut"
- "where'd the caterpillars and drugs come from?"
- acousticDeadeye
- "The land, I guess. Never really thought about it. They're just more game constructs I'm pretty sure."
- genousEnrichment
- "Huh. What's the land itself like? I'm stuck with all this old, rusty metal and shit, as you can see"
- acousticDeadeye
- "Lots of Mushrooms."
- genousEnrichment
- "anything else?"
- acousticDeadeye
- "Some smoke."
- genousEnrichment
- "really? so your land is an endless landscape of mushrooms and smoke? no trees, vistas, grasslands, mountains, or anything else?"
- acousticDeadeye
- "Some buildings. It's all really tiny though. You have to eat these specific mushrooms to shrink in size to go to the Caterpillar village."
- genousEnrichment
- "so do you walk on mushrooms and are the buildings built with mushrooms?"
- acousticDeadeye
- "Cy, none of that matters right now. We're together."
- genousEnrichment
- "dude, the silly shit always matters when we're together"
- "I wanna know if your entire land is just a giant mushroom or not"
- acousticDeadeye
- "No, it's not." Mark laughs and gives Cyril a hug tackle.
- genousEnrichment
- "pffhehehehe, you goof." Cyrill gives Mark a smothering bear hug
- acousticDeadeye
- Mark kisses her on the lips, and retreats a bit.
- "...I'm..."
- "I'm sorry."
- genousEnrichment
- Slightly surprised, I shrug. "huh... Mind telling me the thought process that led to that? I've been led to believe that good ol' Drykka's the girl you've been crushing on, and I'm flattered, but I do think you should get your head straight"
- acousticDeadeye
- "I said I was sorry, alright? I don't know what came over me..." Mark pulls out his laptop.
- genousEnrichment
- "that's fine. no harm no foul"
- "so, if I may ask, dafuq happened between you and your sister? Why are you so volatile toward her?"
- acousticDeadeye
- "Long story. We grew up alone, just us. Her slightly older, so she always had the upper hand if we were to fight. When we hit puberty, she started to dress me up as a girl, and take me on dates with boys... We... I... I've done things because of her... I escaped the town one time, to go to the convention where I met you, but she found me and locked
- me up in the basement. Any attempted escape would result in me getting my ass kicked, and dressed up and humiliated by her friends."
- genousEnrichment
- "wow, what a cruel bitch."
- acousticDeadeye
- "Yup. So I killed her."
- genousEnrichment
- "I still think murder in self-defense is too extreme, but she certainly brought it upon herself, I think."
- "but nevertheless, whatever your reason for bringing her back as your guide was, if she causes trouble and hinders us, then she deserves to be ignored and left alone
- acousticDeadeye
- "Yeah. And now I'm stuck with her as my guide. So I try to apologize, and what do I get? Jack shit."
- genousEnrichment
- "well, first things first, good on you for trying to apologize, and also, whether she rejects or accepts your apology is up to her, dude."
- "Just let her make her own fucked decisions so long as it doesn't hinder or harm us"
- acousticDeadeye
- "That's why I want to kill her. She's a liability,"
- genousEnrichment
- "I doubt that. She probably got you to the gate that led you here in the first place, so she's not necessarily a liability"
- "Just don't let your anger cloud your already blurred judgement"
- acousticDeadeye
- "...Yeah... You're probably right."
- genousEnrichment
- "You've apologized and tried reconciling, so that's all you can really do"
- acousticDeadeye
- "Hopefully your mom sets her straight."
- genousEnrichment
- "Knowing her, she could set a tornado straight if she really wanted to. She was already pretty ridiculously strong when she was alive, so I'm confident she'll work her magic"
- acousticDeadeye
- "Good. So, you haven't told me about your entry yet. Who is your server?"
- genousEnrichment
- "Well, Toby the adorbs lil' edge-lord we all know and love was my server, but I haven't heard back from him since I entered"
- "I'm kinda worried, but he's a capable kid"
- acousticDeadeye
- "What if Toby didn't make it... Who in that chain would have been unre...li...ab............."
- "Cy..."
- "It had to have been Drykka."
- genousEnrichment
- "Mark, slow down, you're rambling"
- "but not really, just kinda making no sense"
- "I'm sure Toby made it"
- acousticDeadeye
- "Okay, okay. I'll calm down. Anyways, you're lucky to be the server to someone awesome. Have I told you about the jackass I got stuck with?"
- genousEnrichment
- "did you? I can't remember"
- acousticDeadeye
- "I don't remember. But look at this." Mark shows Cyril his screen, and they both watch Alain fuck around with the Punch Designix.
- genousEnrichment
- "pfffffhaha, dafuq is this dude doing?"
- acousticDeadeye
- "The kid's been playing the Designix like a piano."
- "But listen to this. He shot his fucking computer. So he can't ask for my help or ask me for advice."
- genousEnrichment
- "hehehehe, that dude's either really dedicated to his potential career in music or he's an idiot"
- acousticDeadeye
- "He's an idiot."
- "He hasn't seen any imps yet though. Haven't gotten any grist to build things with."
- genousEnrichment
- "huh"
- "I never knew we were playing with cowboys who somehow had the technology to play this game"
- acousticDeadeye
- "Yeah. Blame my sister for this one."
- genousEnrichment
- "well, she at least offered some good entertainment"
- acousticDeadeye
- "Damn right, haha"
- acousticDeadeye
- "So..."
- genousEnrichment
- "What kinda monsters have you fought? you look like you tried decking yourself out"
- acousticDeadeye
- "Well, a fuckton of imps, obviously. They're basically cannon fodder now."
- "And then I've fought an Ogre, a Basilisk, and a Lich."
- genousEnrichment
- "for you, I bet"
- "those weird swords you got there look super doodly"
- acousticDeadeye
- "I'd rather be using guns, but I lack the grist to make super powerful ones."
- genousEnrichment
- "huh. Are there more types of grist than what I've been getting?"
- acousticDeadeye
- "Yup. I dunno the names, but I've gotten a few other kinds."
- genousEnrichment
- "cool. Found anything else while you were exploring?"
- acousticDeadeye
- "Right. A statue of a woman who looks like my sister, and a Green Squiggly symbol that apparently means Mind. I'm supposed to be the Hero of Mind or something."
- genousEnrichment
- "ooh, so the game is calling us heroes. neat-o"
- acousticDeadeye
- "At least, I am."
- genousEnrichment
- "pff, don't kid yourself and start stroking your ego any more than you probably already have. I bet everyone's a hero, cuz that's how these multiplayer games gotta work."
- "Everyone's gotta be a hero so everyone can feel special and tingly on the inside"
- acousticDeadeye
- "True enough. Though, this dumbass isn't heroic at all. He's probably the chumpiest hero I've ever seen."
- genousEnrichment
- "well, you never know. He might just be a musically talented hero"
- acousticDeadeye
- "Hah. That would be something."
- genousEnrichment
- "So then what kinda hero am I, I wonder?"
- acousticDeadeye
- "Who knows. Maybe your mom can tell us stuff. My sister wouldn't tell me shit, but I don't know if it's because she sucks or because of the game."
- genousEnrichment
- "doubt it. Mom's awesome, but she's already told me that what she's allowed to tell me is restricted due to her nature as a construct"
- "how did you find out in the first place that you were this big hero?"
- acousticDeadeye
- "Well, maybe we'll find out more on your land."
- "And from my sis after I showed her the pictures I took from that dungeon."
- genousEnrichment
- "interesting. I'll keep an eye out"
- acousticDeadeye
- "Well, Now that I'm kinda stuck here, I'll be going with you."
- genousEnrichment
- "eyyy, two friends having an adventure"
- "through a lifeless and metallic world, albiet, but an adventure nonetheless"
- acousticDeadeye
- "Hey, adventure is adventure."
- genousEnrichment
- "and adventure is an adventure for everyone involved"
- acousticDeadeye
- "Haha yeah. Do you have enough grist to build to your first gate?"
- genousEnrichment
- "I don't even know. It's not like I get a neat little heads up display or anything, so I suppose it's up to Toby or maybe mom to tell me"
- acousticDeadeye
- "Well, if Toby's dead, your mom can probably do it."
- genousEnrichment
- "I'm still positive that Toby's fine, you debbie downer, and yea, hopefully mom can help"
- acousticDeadeye
- "Yeah, alright. Let's go see what those two are up to. They've been at it for a while."
- --END--
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