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Cyrill and Mark become the Dastardly Duo

Dec 23rd, 2016
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  1. @DM
  2. cyril reminder of last thing that happened?
  3. genousEnrichment
  4. I climbed the roof and spotted three horse imps
  5. @DM
  6. Anyway cyril roll for initiative
  7. genousEnrichment
  8. !roll 1d20+4
  9. NOTTyche[Dice]
  10. rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=8 ] | {12}
  11. @DM
  12. The horse imps jump when they see you pop out onto the roof. There are two within 30 feet of you at the moment and one 50 feet from you. The one furthest back moves towards you so it is now 20 feet away. Cryil's turn
  13. genousEnrichment
  14. I run forward 15 feet to get in range of the closest imp and slash at it with my clawfists
  15. !roll 1d20+4
  16. NOTTyche[Dice]
  17. rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {17}
  18. @DM
  19. Hit, roll damage
  20. genousEnrichment
  21. !roll 1d4+4
  22. NOTTyche[Dice]
  23. rolled 1d4+4 --> [ 1d4=4 ] | {8}
  24. @DM
  25. You land a very solid hit but the imp doesn't go down.
  26. !roll 1d20+4
  27. NOTTyche[Dice]
  28. rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {5}
  29. The second slice leads you to hit way above the imp's head and it looks confused by what you are doing.
  30. genousEnrichment
  31. I grit my teeth in mild frustration and end turn
  32. @DM
  33. Next the two closer imps move forward and are finally in range, taking swings at you.
  34. !roll 2#1d20
  35. NOTTyche[Dice]
  36. rolled 2#1d20 --> | [ 1d20=13 ]{13}, [ 1d20=15 ]{15}
  37. genousEnrichment
  38. 1 miss, 1 hit
  39. @DM
  40. !roll 1d4+2
  41. NOTTyche[Dice]
  42. rolled 1d4+2 --> [ 1d4=2 ] | {4}
  43. @DM
  44. Take 4 damage
  45. genousEnrichment
  46. 32/40hp remaining
  47. The final imp, with the power of the other two imps cheering him on, takes a swing at you as well
  48. !roll 1d20+2
  49. NOTTyche[Dice]
  50. rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=7 ] | {9}
  51. @DM
  52. He lets them down badly.
  53. Cyril's turn
  54. genousEnrichment
  55. Firstly, I laugh at the final imp
  56. secondly, I slice at it once more to finish it off
  57. !roll 1d20+4
  58. NOTTyche[Dice]
  59. rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {9}
  60. @DM
  61. You whiff like the fool you is
  62. genousEnrichment
  63. I won't whiff on the second slice
  64. !roll 1d20+4
  65. NOTTyche[Dice]
  66. rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=6 ] | {10}
  67. @DM
  68. You totally whiff on the second slice
  69. genousEnrichment
  70. ~dammit!~ I exclaim
  71. end turn
  72. @DM
  73. The imps more tentatively continue cheering each other on
  74. !roll 1d20+2
  75. NOTTyche[Dice]
  76. rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {4}
  77. @DM
  78. !roll 1d20+2
  79. NOTTyche[Dice]
  80. rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=11 ] | {13}
  81. @DM
  82. !roll 1d20+2
  83. NOTTyche[Dice]
  84. rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=16 ] | {18}
  85. genousEnrichment
  86. 2 misses, 1 hit
  87. @DM
  88. After a series of moral killing whiffs one finally strikes you! The imps are excited
  89. !roll 1d4+4
  90. NOTTyche[Dice]
  91. rolled 1d4+4 --> [ 1d4=1 ] | {5}
  92. @DM
  93. Take 5 damage
  94. genousEnrichment
  95. 27/40hp remaining
  96. @DM
  97. Cyril's turn
  98. genousEnrichment
  99. I slice at the first horse imp who I injured with a more determined glare
  100. !roll 1d20+4
  101. NOTTyche[Dice]
  102. rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=16 ] | {20}
  103. genousEnrichment
  104. !roll 1d4+4
  105. NOTTyche[Dice]
  106. rolled 1d4+4 --> [ 1d4=3 ] | {7}
  107. @DM
  108. The imp explodes into grist in front of you
  109. genousEnrichment
  110. I move my glare over to the second closest imp and slice at him, too
  111. !roll 1d20+4
  112. NOTTyche[Dice]
  113. rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=15 ] | {19}
  114. genousEnrichment
  115. !roll 1d4+4
  116. NOTTyche[Dice]
  117. rolled 1d4+4 --> [ 1d4=4 ] | {8}
  118. @DM
  119. Imp 1 or 2?
  120. genousEnrichment
  121. imp 2, that was initially 30 feet away
  122. @DM
  123. You hit the imp hard, it looks very injured
  124. genousEnrichment
  125. I double-check my surroundings to be sure I'm not in a disadvantageous or precarious position and end turn
  126. @DM
  127. You're exactly as you were left a few moments ago
  128. The two imps now take their turns
  129. !roll 1d20+1
  130. NOTTyche[Dice]
  131. rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {6}
  132. @DM
  133. !roll 1d20+1
  134. NOTTyche[Dice]
  135. rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=15 ] | {16}
  136. genousEnrichment
  137. 1 hit
  138. @DM
  139. The injured imp makes a solid counter attack
  140. !roll 1d4+3
  141. NOTTyche[Dice]
  142. rolled 1d4+3 --> [ 1d4=3 ] | {6}
  143. @DM
  144. Cyril's turn
  145. genousEnrichment
  146. 21/40hp remaining
  147. I glare at the injured imp and slice away
  148. !roll 1d20+4
  149. NOTTyche[Dice]
  150. rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {5}
  151. @DM
  152. You slice a hole in your roof and get some irritated, unintellegible tutting from your mother downstairs
  153. genousEnrichment
  154. ~sorry, ma!~
  155. I try knocking the injured imp down the hole to kill it
  156. @DM
  157. Roll athletics
  158. genousEnrichment
  159. !roll 1d20+3
  160. NOTTyche[Dice]
  161. rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {4}
  162. @DM
  163. !roll 1d20
  164. NOTTyche[Dice]
  165. rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=20 ] | {20}
  166. @DM
  167. You get shoved down the hole instead
  168. genousEnrichment
  169. ~SHIT~
  170. @DM
  171. Roll acrobatics
  172. genousEnrichment
  173. !roll 1d20+5
  174. NOTTyche[Dice]
  175. rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {18}
  176. @DM
  177. Well you successfully catch yourself on the edge of the hole.
  178. You're now dangling rather precariously.
  179. Minor and move action left
  180. genousEnrichment
  181. I pull myself up from the hole and if possible, back 10 feet away from it
  182. @DM
  183. Roll acrobatics
  184. genousEnrichment
  185. !roll 1d20+5
  186. NOTTyche[Dice]
  187. rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {7}
  188. @DM
  189. You struggle but can't get back out, you just can't find purchase on the roof with your gloves on and you have nothing to support your feet on.
  190. genousEnrichment
  191. ~hey ma, can you help me up here? I'm kinda stuck hanging from the ceiling and I need you to help me get back up!~
  192. @DM
  193. "You've got this dear, I believe in you!" She continues puttering around the kitchen downstairs.
  194. genousEnrichment
  195. well, then. I try my best to intimidate the remaining imps and keep them at bay
  196. @DM
  197. Roll intimidate
  198. genousEnrichment
  199. !roll 1d20
  200. NOTTyche[Dice]
  201. rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=18 ] | {18}
  202. genousEnrichment
  203. ~come even a foot near me and I will cut you in half, you little shits~
  204. @DM
  205. You successfully get them to back off somehow, despite being totally vulnerable and hanging
  206. They do nothing for their turn so you get to try again
  207. genousEnrichment
  208. Maximum effort, let's climb outta this hole
  209. !roll 1d20+5
  210. NOTTyche[Dice]
  211. rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {9}
  212. @DM
  213. Well you finally get out of the hole and stand up but you have no time to do anything else.
  214. genousEnrichment
  215. end turn
  216. @DM
  217. The imps finally go for you again
  218. !roll 1d20+1
  219. NOTTyche[Dice]
  220. rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {6}
  221. @DM
  222. !roll 1d20+1
  223. NOTTyche[Dice]
  224. rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=10 ] | {11}
  225. @DM
  226. They both suck
  227. Cyril's turn
  228. genousEnrichment
  229. more murderous glares ensue and I slice at the injured imp
  230. !roll 1d20+4
  231. NOTTyche[Dice]
  232. rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {17}
  233. genousEnrichment
  234. !roll 1d4+4
  235. NOTTyche[Dice]
  236. rolled 1d4+4 --> [ 1d4=4 ] | {8}
  237. @DM
  238. He pops into grist finally, leaving one
  239. genousEnrichment
  240. and then there was one who I sliced at
  241. !roll 1d20+4
  242. NOTTyche[Dice]
  243. rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=6 ] | {10}
  244. @DM
  245. Who you missed
  246. genousEnrichment
  247. end turn
  248. @DM
  249. The imp looks dubious but takes a swipe at you
  250. !roll 1d20
  251. NOTTyche[Dice]
  252. rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {5}
  253. @DM
  254. Yeah that was a bad idea. it runs 30 feet towards the edge of the roof
  255. @DM
  256. Cyril's turn
  257. genousEnrichment
  258. also a bad idea. I chase after the imp, stopping five feet in front of it, and I slice away
  259. !roll 1d20+4
  260. NOTTyche[Dice]
  261. rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {5}
  262. @DM
  263. You realize you really suck at this fighting thing
  264. genousEnrichment
  265. I realize that's bullshit and I slice again
  266. !roll 1d20+4
  267. NOTTyche[Dice]
  268. rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {9}
  269. @DM
  270. Yep still suck
  271. genousEnrichment
  272. well, fuck
  273. end turn
  274. end turn
  275. @DM
  276. The imp keeps going
  277. genousEnrichment
  278. off the roof?
  279. @DM
  280. All of a sudden, something lands on your fucking back and busts the roof under you, sending you both tumbling. Both of you roll acrobatics and take 10 damage
  281. genousEnrichment
  282. 11/40hp remaining
  283. acousticDeadeye
  284. !roll 1d20+8
  285. genousEnrichment
  286. !roll 1d20+5
  287. NOTTyche[Dice]
  288. rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=15 ] | {23}
  289. rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=20 ] | {25}
  290. genousEnrichment
  291. HA
  292. acousticDeadeye
  293. 88/98 hp remaining
  294. @DM
  295. Well Cyril manages to grab the edge of the roof and Mark is able to grab her legs.
  296. genousEnrichment
  297. ~dafuq?!~
  298. "Mark, dafuq are you doing here and WHY DID YOU FALL ON ME?"
  299. acousticDeadeye
  300. Owwww....
  301. Wait, is that... Cyril?
  302. Oh shit. Where is she.
  303. "Cyril, long story. Where's my Sis?"
  304. genousEnrichment
  305. "MARK MOTHERFUCKING BRADBURY I DON'T CARE IF YOUR SISTER IS A HERMAPHRODITE GET OFF ME"
  306. acousticDeadeye
  307. I groan, and drop down.
  308. @DM
  309. Roll acrobatics
  310. acousticDeadeye
  311. !roll 1d20+8
  312. NOTTyche[Dice]
  313. rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {13}
  314. @DM
  315. You manage to not die but you do land on your ass on the floor below, surrounded by debris.
  316. acousticDeadeye
  317. Owwwwwwww...
  318. I get up, and start returning to the roof.
  319. genousEnrichment
  320. meanwhile, I put in some extra maximum effort to climb up from yet another hole in my roof so I can kill the last little fucker left
  321. genousEnrichment
  322. !roll 1d20+5
  323. NOTTyche[Dice]
  324. rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=19 ] | {24}
  325. @DM
  326. You manage to pull yourself up again, to see the imp is now gone.
  327. genousEnrichment
  328. little fucker
  329. I run around and search for the bastard
  330. if I can
  331. @DM
  332. He's definitely not on the roof anymore, looks like you lost him.
  333. genousEnrichment
  334. that little long-faced cunt
  335. whatever, I guess
  336. Mark's here for some reason, so it's time to hug the shit out of him since I haven't seen him in so long and then ask him dafuq is happening
  337. @DM
  338. Meanwhile, Mark is still stuck down below you.
  339. genousEnrichment
  340. I go back to where I originally climbed up to the roof, from the kitchen, and climb my way down, carefully
  341. @DM
  342. You get back down much easier than you got up there and find Mark by himself trying to figure out how to get back up.
  343. genousEnrichment
  344. "Mark! I don't know why/how you're here, but it's awesome to see you!" I say as I run up and hug the shit of him, practically smothering him
  345. acousticDeadeye
  346. Mark avoids the hug.
  347. @DM
  348. Oh yeah take 40 xp and 21 build grist
  349. acousticDeadeye
  350. "Where. The fuck. Is she?"
  351. Mark climbs up onto the roof.
  352. genousEnrichment
  353. "I'm pretty sure I got bigger questions than 'where's she?' but my mom is in the living room or something by now, most likely"
  354. acousticDeadeye
  355. Mark ignores her and climbs.
  356. @DM
  357. Mark you're no where near the fuckign way up so you don't climb on the roof
  358. genousEnrichment
  359. "Mark, dafuq are you doing"
  360. acousticDeadeye
  361. "Where is my sister?"
  362. genousEnrichment
  363. "ahh, you meant her. no clue"
  364. "just come down"
  365. acousticDeadeye
  366. "I need to kill her again." Mark head towards where Cyril climbed up to the roof.
  367. genousEnrichment
  368. "wait, wut"
  369. acousticDeadeye
  370. "Long story. She's a bitch."
  371. genousEnrichment
  372. "Mark-motherfucking-Bradbury, come back here and talk to me before you do something stupid"
  373. "so help me, I will hug you into submission"
  374. acousticDeadeye
  375. "Just let me do this!"
  376. @DM
  377. You make it back to the room with the climbable debris finally.
  378. genousEnrichment
  379. "no. You're acting very rash right now and you need to calm the fuck down"
  380. "You're not gonna have any tantrums on my watch, so come down here and just fucking talk with me"
  381. acousticDeadeye
  382. Mark screams upwards, "WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU"
  383. genousEnrichment
  384. words appear to be ineffective against Mark and his stubbornness right now, so I run up to catch him off-guard and hug him into submission
  385. I want my hugs, dammit!
  386. @DM
  387. Roll ahtletics Cyril
  388. This is a grapple
  389. genousEnrichment
  390. !roll 1d20+3
  391. NOTTyche[Dice]
  392. rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=6 ] | {9}
  393. NOTTyche[Dice]
  394. rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=6 ] | {9}
  395. @DM
  396. Mark, roll acro or ath
  397. acousticDeadeye
  398. !roll 1d20+8
  399. NOTTyche[Dice]
  400. rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=16 ] | {24}
  401. @DM
  402. Yeah he avoids it
  403. Roll acro to climb, Mark
  404. acousticDeadeye
  405. !roll 1d20+8
  406. NOTTyche[Dice]
  407. rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {21}
  408. @DM
  409. He successfully climbs onto the roof but doesn't immediately see his sister.
  410. genousEnrichment
  411. well, fuck. Looks like this dude is determined
  412. acousticDeadeye
  413. "WHERE ARE YOU YOU BITCH COME DOWN HERE AND FIGHT ME."
  414. genousEnrichment
  415. ~Ma! My friend is here and I need some help calming him down!~
  416. ~Can I get some help?~
  417. @DM
  418. Mark gets no answer. Momsprite finally floats up to Cyril, "What's with all the racket dear?"
  419. acousticDeadeye
  420. Mark scans the area for her, skies first.
  421. genousEnrichment
  422. "well, my friend, Mark - you remember him from the gaming con I went to - is here now for some reason and he's acting pretty angry and rash"
  423. "so I need your help in calming him down and finding his sister too, cuz she's also here for some reason"
  424. @DM
  425. Mark spots her floating up by the portal he fell from, grinning that infuriating grin and way too far away to get to.
  426. acousticDeadeye
  427. "You fucking coward! Come down here and fight me!"
  428. @DM
  429. "Oh, he must have just gone through his second gate. Let's go up and see what he's doing, shall we?" She floats up through the ceiling.
  430. genousEnrichment
  431. "Mark! just come down here and talk to me! At least tell me why you're pulling this act!"
  432. acousticDeadeye
  433. Mark continues to ignore Cyril
  434. genousEnrichment
  435. welp, time to get up close and personal, again
  436. I go back to the kitchen and climb up to the roof
  437. @DM
  438. Roll acro
  439. genousEnrichment
  440. !roll 1d20+5
  441. NOTTyche[Dice]
  442. rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=14 ] | {19}
  443. @DM
  444. You successfully come up rigth next to him.
  445. genousEnrichment
  446. "Mark, for god's sake, just calm the hell down and tell me what's happening and why!"
  447. acousticDeadeye
  448. "Cyril. This is family business. Stay the fuck out of it."
  449. genousEnrichment
  450. "You're in, or rather, on MY house, so I'm fairly certain you gotta respect the house rules here"
  451. "besides, I'm your friend, so I wanna know what's going on so I can maybe at least offer input"
  452. acousticDeadeye
  453. Mark flips his sister off.
  454. "I want her dead. It's that simple."
  455. @DM
  456. She waves at you both tauntingly.
  457. genousEnrichment
  458. "That's absurd, you're being absurd, and I don't care about her. If you hate her that much, then stay the hell away from her."
  459. "Saves everyone plenty of trouble"
  460. acousticDeadeye
  461. "No. I have to do this. For peace of mind."
  462. genousEnrichment
  463. "dude, peace of mind can come in ways other than murdering a sister you ALREADY murdered cuz of your apparently psychotic tendencies"
  464. "just calm down and ignore her"
  465. @DM
  466. "Mark, did killing your sister in the first place give you any peace?" Momsprite looks at him, "Killing her now will simply leave you alone and without a guide."
  467. genousEnrichment
  468. "if she causes that much trouble, she's no good to be around"
  469. acousticDeadeye
  470. "I want a better fucking guide. She is useless."
  471. @DM
  472. "Either way, this is a fight you would lose at the moment."
  473. genousEnrichment
  474. "Sorry you're so conflicted with your guide, but what's done is done."
  475. "Just calm the hell down, let me hug you since it's been so long, and let's just talk"
  476. acousticDeadeye
  477. "I need a better fucking guide! She won't even cooperate with me. And you have YOUR MOTHER? How is this fucking fair?"
  478. genousEnrichment
  479. "the choices we make may or may not be fair, but we have to deal with the consequences, dude."
  480. "Stop letting your resentment take control of you like you're a chimpanzee at a circus show"
  481. acousticDeadeye
  482. How far up is Sis?
  483. @DM
  484. Probably 80ish feet
  485. acousticDeadeye
  486. Damn. Bitch would know how high she'd have to be to stay out of my range.
  487. "She's just gonna stay there, isn't she?"
  488. genousEnrichment
  489. "probably. She's really not worth all this trouble, dude."
  490. acousticDeadeye
  491. Mark turn to Momsprite, "Can you talk to her? Tell her to not be fucking useless? Cy and I have some catching up to do."
  492. genousEnrichment
  493. "Just come on down and let's just talk this over"
  494. @DM
  495. Momsprite hums before floating up to sissprite, leaving you two alone.
  496. acousticDeadeye
  497. Mark sighs. "Cy... I'm sorry."
  498. genousEnrichment
  499. I give mark a big, soft, smothering hug
  500. "It's alright"
  501. acousticDeadeye
  502. Mark hugs back.
  503. Tightly.
  504. genousEnrichment
  505. "I'm here, you're here, and we can just talk"
  506. acousticDeadeye
  507. "Yeah. I'd like that."
  508. genousEnrichment
  509. "let's head down and hang out in the living room or something"
  510. acousticDeadeye
  511. "Yeah, sure. We've got some catching up to do."
  512. genousEnrichment
  513. letting Mark go and climbing down to the kitchen, I say, "so why don't you start by telling me about what led you to my house in the first place?"
  514. acousticDeadeye
  515. "Right! Some more of the game's mechanics. I'll write up a new memo later."
  516. "Basically, while the first gate takes you to your land, the second one apparently brings you to someone else's?"
  517. "Since it brought me to you, maybe it's to your server player's house. We'll have to wait and see."
  518. genousEnrichment
  519. "huh. sounds pretty interesting, I suppose."
  520. "So what's your land like?"
  521. "you can plainly see mine isn't the liveliest place"
  522. acousticDeadeye
  523. "Mine's... interesting. Bunch of drugged up caterpillars."
  524. genousEnrichment
  525. "wait, wut"
  526. "where'd the caterpillars and drugs come from?"
  527. acousticDeadeye
  528. "The land, I guess. Never really thought about it. They're just more game constructs I'm pretty sure."
  529. genousEnrichment
  530. "Huh. What's the land itself like? I'm stuck with all this old, rusty metal and shit, as you can see"
  531. acousticDeadeye
  532. "Lots of Mushrooms."
  533. genousEnrichment
  534. "anything else?"
  535. acousticDeadeye
  536. "Some smoke."
  537. genousEnrichment
  538. "really? so your land is an endless landscape of mushrooms and smoke? no trees, vistas, grasslands, mountains, or anything else?"
  539. acousticDeadeye
  540. "Some buildings. It's all really tiny though. You have to eat these specific mushrooms to shrink in size to go to the Caterpillar village."
  541. genousEnrichment
  542. "so do you walk on mushrooms and are the buildings built with mushrooms?"
  543. acousticDeadeye
  544. "Cy, none of that matters right now. We're together."
  545. genousEnrichment
  546. "dude, the silly shit always matters when we're together"
  547. "I wanna know if your entire land is just a giant mushroom or not"
  548. acousticDeadeye
  549. "No, it's not." Mark laughs and gives Cyril a hug tackle.
  550. genousEnrichment
  551. "pffhehehehe, you goof." Cyrill gives Mark a smothering bear hug
  552. acousticDeadeye
  553. Mark kisses her on the lips, and retreats a bit.
  554. "...I'm..."
  555. "I'm sorry."
  556. genousEnrichment
  557. Slightly surprised, I shrug. "huh... Mind telling me the thought process that led to that? I've been led to believe that good ol' Drykka's the girl you've been crushing on, and I'm flattered, but I do think you should get your head straight"
  558. acousticDeadeye
  559. "I said I was sorry, alright? I don't know what came over me..." Mark pulls out his laptop.
  560. genousEnrichment
  561. "that's fine. no harm no foul"
  562. "so, if I may ask, dafuq happened between you and your sister? Why are you so volatile toward her?"
  563. acousticDeadeye
  564. "Long story. We grew up alone, just us. Her slightly older, so she always had the upper hand if we were to fight. When we hit puberty, she started to dress me up as a girl, and take me on dates with boys... We... I... I've done things because of her... I escaped the town one time, to go to the convention where I met you, but she found me and locked
  565. me up in the basement. Any attempted escape would result in me getting my ass kicked, and dressed up and humiliated by her friends."
  566. genousEnrichment
  567. "wow, what a cruel bitch."
  568. acousticDeadeye
  569. "Yup. So I killed her."
  570. genousEnrichment
  571. "I still think murder in self-defense is too extreme, but she certainly brought it upon herself, I think."
  572. "but nevertheless, whatever your reason for bringing her back as your guide was, if she causes trouble and hinders us, then she deserves to be ignored and left alone
  573. acousticDeadeye
  574. "Yeah. And now I'm stuck with her as my guide. So I try to apologize, and what do I get? Jack shit."
  575. genousEnrichment
  576. "well, first things first, good on you for trying to apologize, and also, whether she rejects or accepts your apology is up to her, dude."
  577. "Just let her make her own fucked decisions so long as it doesn't hinder or harm us"
  578. acousticDeadeye
  579. "That's why I want to kill her. She's a liability,"
  580. genousEnrichment
  581. "I doubt that. She probably got you to the gate that led you here in the first place, so she's not necessarily a liability"
  582. "Just don't let your anger cloud your already blurred judgement"
  583. acousticDeadeye
  584. "...Yeah... You're probably right."
  585. genousEnrichment
  586. "You've apologized and tried reconciling, so that's all you can really do"
  587. acousticDeadeye
  588. "Hopefully your mom sets her straight."
  589. genousEnrichment
  590. "Knowing her, she could set a tornado straight if she really wanted to. She was already pretty ridiculously strong when she was alive, so I'm confident she'll work her magic"
  591. acousticDeadeye
  592. "Good. So, you haven't told me about your entry yet. Who is your server?"
  593. genousEnrichment
  594. "Well, Toby the adorbs lil' edge-lord we all know and love was my server, but I haven't heard back from him since I entered"
  595. "I'm kinda worried, but he's a capable kid"
  596. acousticDeadeye
  597. "What if Toby didn't make it... Who in that chain would have been unre...li...ab............."
  598. "Cy..."
  599. "It had to have been Drykka."
  600. genousEnrichment
  601. "Mark, slow down, you're rambling"
  602. "but not really, just kinda making no sense"
  603. "I'm sure Toby made it"
  604. acousticDeadeye
  605. "Okay, okay. I'll calm down. Anyways, you're lucky to be the server to someone awesome. Have I told you about the jackass I got stuck with?"
  606. genousEnrichment
  607. "did you? I can't remember"
  608. acousticDeadeye
  609. "I don't remember. But look at this." Mark shows Cyril his screen, and they both watch Alain fuck around with the Punch Designix.
  610. genousEnrichment
  611. "pfffffhaha, dafuq is this dude doing?"
  612. acousticDeadeye
  613. "The kid's been playing the Designix like a piano."
  614. "But listen to this. He shot his fucking computer. So he can't ask for my help or ask me for advice."
  615. genousEnrichment
  616. "hehehehe, that dude's either really dedicated to his potential career in music or he's an idiot"
  617. acousticDeadeye
  618. "He's an idiot."
  619. "He hasn't seen any imps yet though. Haven't gotten any grist to build things with."
  620. genousEnrichment
  621. "huh"
  622. "I never knew we were playing with cowboys who somehow had the technology to play this game"
  623. acousticDeadeye
  624. "Yeah. Blame my sister for this one."
  625. genousEnrichment
  626. "well, she at least offered some good entertainment"
  627. acousticDeadeye
  628. "Damn right, haha"
  629. acousticDeadeye
  630. "So..."
  631. genousEnrichment
  632. "What kinda monsters have you fought? you look like you tried decking yourself out"
  633. acousticDeadeye
  634. "Well, a fuckton of imps, obviously. They're basically cannon fodder now."
  635. "And then I've fought an Ogre, a Basilisk, and a Lich."
  636. genousEnrichment
  637. "for you, I bet"
  638. "those weird swords you got there look super doodly"
  639. acousticDeadeye
  640. "I'd rather be using guns, but I lack the grist to make super powerful ones."
  641. genousEnrichment
  642. "huh. Are there more types of grist than what I've been getting?"
  643. acousticDeadeye
  644. "Yup. I dunno the names, but I've gotten a few other kinds."
  645. genousEnrichment
  646. "cool. Found anything else while you were exploring?"
  647. acousticDeadeye
  648. "Right. A statue of a woman who looks like my sister, and a Green Squiggly symbol that apparently means Mind. I'm supposed to be the Hero of Mind or something."
  649. genousEnrichment
  650. "ooh, so the game is calling us heroes. neat-o"
  651. acousticDeadeye
  652. "At least, I am."
  653. genousEnrichment
  654. "pff, don't kid yourself and start stroking your ego any more than you probably already have. I bet everyone's a hero, cuz that's how these multiplayer games gotta work."
  655. "Everyone's gotta be a hero so everyone can feel special and tingly on the inside"
  656. acousticDeadeye
  657. "True enough. Though, this dumbass isn't heroic at all. He's probably the chumpiest hero I've ever seen."
  658. genousEnrichment
  659. "well, you never know. He might just be a musically talented hero"
  660. acousticDeadeye
  661. "Hah. That would be something."
  662. genousEnrichment
  663. "So then what kinda hero am I, I wonder?"
  664. acousticDeadeye
  665. "Who knows. Maybe your mom can tell us stuff. My sister wouldn't tell me shit, but I don't know if it's because she sucks or because of the game."
  666. genousEnrichment
  667. "doubt it. Mom's awesome, but she's already told me that what she's allowed to tell me is restricted due to her nature as a construct"
  668. "how did you find out in the first place that you were this big hero?"
  669. acousticDeadeye
  670. "Well, maybe we'll find out more on your land."
  671. "And from my sis after I showed her the pictures I took from that dungeon."
  672. genousEnrichment
  673. "interesting. I'll keep an eye out"
  674. acousticDeadeye
  675. "Well, Now that I'm kinda stuck here, I'll be going with you."
  676. genousEnrichment
  677. "eyyy, two friends having an adventure"
  678. "through a lifeless and metallic world, albiet, but an adventure nonetheless"
  679. acousticDeadeye
  680. "Hey, adventure is adventure."
  681. genousEnrichment
  682. "and adventure is an adventure for everyone involved"
  683. acousticDeadeye
  684. "Haha yeah. Do you have enough grist to build to your first gate?"
  685. genousEnrichment
  686. "I don't even know. It's not like I get a neat little heads up display or anything, so I suppose it's up to Toby or maybe mom to tell me"
  687. acousticDeadeye
  688. "Well, if Toby's dead, your mom can probably do it."
  689. genousEnrichment
  690. "I'm still positive that Toby's fine, you debbie downer, and yea, hopefully mom can help"
  691. acousticDeadeye
  692. "Yeah, alright. Let's go see what those two are up to. They've been at it for a while."
  693. --END--
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