Darth_GW7

D&D session 7

Oct 25th, 2011
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  1. Hax has connected.
  2. Zin has connected.
  3. DM has connected.
  4. Sax has connected.
  5. DM:
  6. if we're all here, we can use this to talk from now on
  7. Darth GW7:
  8. indeed
  9. DM:
  10. Incidental note
  11. DM:
  12. The way I make maps apparently doesn't transfer the doors I add in over.
  13. Darth GW7:
  14. :v
  15. DM:
  16. And the only doors that come with Maptools are topdown
  17. Darth GW7:
  18. :V
  19. DM:
  20. so, y'know.
  21. DM:
  22. Imagination
  23. Sax:
  24. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  25. * Darth GW7 brings hands down in an arc
  26. Darth GW7:
  27. IMAGINAAAAAAAAATIOOOOOOOON
  28. * Darth GW7 rainbow
  29. Sax:
  30. heh
  31. Sax:
  32. going to eat soon
  33. Sax:
  34. but that goes fast
  35. DM:
  36. alright
  37. DM:
  38. We can wait till after that. Lets me set the maps up completely, and wait for Nallin
  39. Sax:
  40. okok
  41. Darth GW7:
  42. brb myself
  43. Zin is disconnected.
  44. Zin is disconnected.
  45. DM:
  46. um
  47. Darth GW7:
  48. um
  49. DM:
  50. I assume that's you back then, Darth?
  51. Darth GW7:
  52. yeah
  53. Sax:
  54. bacj
  55. DM:
  56. alright
  57. Darth GW7:
  58. good
  59. DM:
  60. Zin's gone
  61. Darth GW7:
  62. bad
  63. DM:
  64. For some reason
  65. Sax:
  66. D:
  67. DM:
  68. he's just signed back into Skype, at least
  69. Sax:
  70. ok
  71. Zin has connected.
  72. Darth GW7:
  73. HERE HE IS
  74. Darth GW7:
  75. GET HIM
  76. Zin:
  77. no
  78. Sax:
  79. GET HIM WHILE HE'S DOWNM
  80. DM:
  81. Almost ready, everyone?
  82. Darth GW7:
  83. yep
  84. Sax:
  85. I am ready
  86. DM:
  87. aaaaalrighty
  88. Darth GW7:
  89. slow down.
  90. Darth GW7:
  91. are you programmed to invent riddles?
  92. DM:
  93. what?
  94. Darth GW7:
  95. I must be some kind of standard.
  96. Darth GW7:
  97. The anonymous gangbanger of the 21st century.
  98. DM:
  99. oh, alright
  100. Darth GW7:
  101. get moving
  102. DM:
  103. Alright, when we left off, you were in this tavern, talking to the fiends here, yes?
  104. Sax:
  105. yeah
  106. Zin:
  107. they told us not to trust
  108. Darth GW7:
  109. We'd just finished
  110. Zin:
  111. that guy I forget his name
  112. DM:
  113. Llymius
  114. Zin:
  115. yea
  116. DM:
  117. Alright, so discussion over. Are you staying the night, or heading out straight away?
  118. Darth GW7:
  119. wait
  120. Sax:
  121. staying the night
  122. Darth GW7:
  123. no we didn't talk to llymius
  124. Darth GW7:
  125. that was the guy we're looking for
  126. Sax:
  127. we need the long rest
  128. Darth GW7:
  129. We just talked to Azheirys
  130. Sax:
  131. I know
  132. Darth GW7:
  133. wait
  134. Darth GW7:
  135. nvm
  136. Darth GW7:
  137. dgasdgkjsdag
  138. DM:
  139. if I remember, you were getting a map from the Modron outside in the morning.
  140. Darth GW7:
  141. vklkbvzxckbzh
  142. Sax:
  143. We can wait 4 hours right?
  144. DM:
  145. That was Nallin
  146. Zin:
  147. yea we already paid to stay the night
  148. Zin:
  149. i think
  150. DM:
  151. It'd be more than 4 for the rest
  152. Darth GW7:
  153. What time is it
  154. Sax:
  155. Well, I only need 4
  156. Darth GW7:
  157. How long until the morning
  158. DM:
  159. morning?
  160. DM:
  161. did, uh, none of you look at the sky while you were wandering about?
  162. Zin:
  163. dont they keep track of time here?
  164. DM:
  165. time works differently in Sigil
  166. DM:
  167. Let's go the simple route and say its 8 hours till morning
  168. Sax:
  169. ok, sounds okey
  170. Darth GW7:
  171. Shall we just rest then
  172. DM:
  173. ALright
  174. Zin:
  175. yes
  176. Darth GW7:
  177. Does that mean we have our dailys and surges back?
  178. DM:
  179. Yes, though you lose all but one action point
  180. * DM rolls: d20 => 1
  181. Darth GW7:
  182. ...?
  183. DM:
  184. Alright, the night passes peacefully. Nothing disturbs your rest
  185. Darth GW7:
  186. damn right it does
  187. Sax:
  188. cool beans
  189. DM:
  190. You are awakened by a faint light coming through the windows in your rooms
  191. Sax:
  192. I get up from my idle position, and try to see what it is.
  193. Darth GW7:
  194. It's sunlight, genius
  195. Darth GW7:
  196. or the nearest alternative
  197. DM:
  198. You see that it is not, in fact, sunlight, but it IS light emenating from the sky
  199. Darth GW7:
  200. it's a skylight, genius
  201. DM:
  202. heh
  203. Sax:
  204. "Smart"
  205.  
  206. Arcanaloth:
  207. I trust you gentlemen had a good night's sleep?
  208.  
  209. Relic:
  210. I guess so
  211. Darth GW7:
  212. "Night" inverted commas
  213. Darth GW7:
  214. :v
  215.  
  216. Zin:
  217. Lets go see if that Modron has our map.
  218. Arcanaloth:
  219. Very well then. It was good having you here
  220. Darth GW7:
  221. "Good having you here"
  222. Darth GW7:
  223. those words make me goddamn suspicious
  224.  
  225. Relic:
  226. Thanks for letting us stay here.
  227. Darth GW7:
  228. he hasn't robbed us has he
  229. DM:
  230. You had a peaceful night's sleep, and neither heard nor saw anything enter your room.
  231. Darth GW7:
  232. that's exactly what worries me ;-;
  233. * Relic checks if something is missing.
  234. DM:
  235. You appear to have lost nothing whilst sleeping. The crystal is still in place.
  236. Darth GW7:
  237. Nothing except your virginity
  238. Darth GW7:
  239. I THOUGHT that guy was creepy
  240. Sax:
  241.  
  242. DM:
  243. heh
  244. DM:
  245. Moving on?
  246. Darth GW7:
  247. okay.png
  248. DM:
  249. The market street is more subdued in what passes for 'morning' in the Cage
  250.  
  251. Relic:
  252. Okey, what now?
  253.  
  254. Pankas:
  255. Let's get that map.
  256.  
  257. Modron:
  258. Ah, hello again, my friends!
  259.  
  260. Modron:
  261. You'll be here for the map, I assume?
  262. Zin:
  263. yes
  264. Darth GW7:
  265. we're all so quiet today
  266.  
  267. Zin:
  268. yes
  269. DM:
  270. I know, it's weird
  271.  
  272. Pankas:
  273. Do you have the map ready?
  274.  
  275. Modron:
  276. Very well. I managed to aqcuire two, in fact.
  277.  
  278. Modron:
  279. One of Sigil in general, and one of the Lower Ward in particular. It never, ever, hurts to cover every aspect of a task.
  280. DM:
  281. Lower ward: http://www.shadowland.org/Planescape/images/lower.jpg
  282.  
  283. Pankas:
  284. We're grateful for your enthusiasm.
  285. Darth GW7:
  286. oh you have got to be fucking joking
  287. Darth GW7:
  288. what the hell am I looking at
  289.  
  290. Relic:
  291. Ah, thanks for the help.
  292.  
  293. Modron:
  294. Not enthusiasm, simply diligence
  295. Sax:
  296. a map silly
  297.  
  298. Modron:
  299. Looking at the Lower Ward map, can you see the 'New Market?'
  300. Darth GW7:
  301. >MFW I looked at this map
  302. Darth GW7:
  303. http://troll.me/images/idiot-gaston/idiot-gaston.jpg
  304.  
  305. Relic:
  306. yeah i see it
  307.  
  308. Modron:
  309. You're currently on the outskirts of that. You need to head South-East wards to find your 'Llymius.' Deeper into the Lower Ward, and closer to the Hive
  310.  
  311. Relic:
  312. Doesn't sound that hard. Let's go!
  313.  
  314. Modron:
  315. Indeed
  316.  
  317. Modron:
  318. Do you not want the map of the city as well?
  319. DM:
  320. hey, Darth, it gets worse
  321.  
  322. Relic:
  323. Could be useful, so why not.
  324. DM:
  325. http://www.shadowland.org/Planescape/maps.html
  326. Darth GW7:
  327. Oh god no
  328. Darth GW7:
  329. MY HEAD IS FULL OF FUCK
  330. DM:
  331. heh
  332. Sax:
  333. just because ur bad wit maps
  334. Darth GW7:
  335. at least it'll be hard to hold it upside-down
  336. Darth GW7:
  337. because... it's.. doughnut-shaped?
  338. DM:
  339. yeah
  340. Darth GW7:
  341. Is the map he's given us doughnut-shaped too
  342. Darth GW7:
  343. Or is it the cross-section one
  344. DM:
  345. Cross section. Sort of
  346.  
  347. Modron:
  348. Fare thee well. Try to avoid the Hive, and the Foundry. They're not nice... not orderly places.
  349.  
  350. Pankas:
  351. Thank you for your efforts.
  352. DM:
  353. The small creature bobs back and forth, and turns away to tend to its customers
  354.  
  355. Relic:
  356. We'll keep that in mind..
  357.  
  358. Pankas:
  359. Well, no point in dawdling any longer. Let's get going.
  360. DM:
  361. New map up. 'Streets,' nice and original
  362. Darth GW7:
  363. da streetz
  364. * Relic whispers to Pankas, if those places are really that bad, shouldn't there be like loads of evil looking dudes there? If so we could kick there ass, wouldn't that be something? y' know their evil and all..
  365. * Pankas whispers back "I don't think it would be a good idea to go looking for trouble in a place like this. Who knows what kind of creatures dwell in the darker parts of the city?"
  366. DM:
  367. Me.
  368. Darth GW7:
  369. THERE...IS...NO...GOD!
  370. DM:
  371. heh
  372. Darth GW7:
  373. also this map looks weird
  374. DM:
  375. there's a lot of them
  376. DM:
  377. does it?
  378. Darth GW7:
  379. There's nothing in it
  380. * Relic whispers Well that is kinda the point, you know some exploring and kicking evil dudes arses? What kind of scoundrel are you that don't like adventure?
  381. Darth GW7:
  382. apart from street
  383. Darth GW7:
  384. oh
  385. Darth GW7:
  386. now there's people too
  387. Darth GW7:
  388. but still
  389. Darth GW7:
  390. looks weird
  391. Relic:
  392. meh
  393. Sax:
  394. meh*
  395. * Pankas whispers, "There's adventure, then there's getting yourself killed for no good reason."
  396. DM:
  397. Zin, you there?
  398. Zin:
  399. yea
  400. DM:
  401. New map
  402. Zin:
  403. its loading
  404. DM:
  405. Darth
  406. Darth GW7:
  407. dancin in da streetz
  408. Sax:
  409. improper dancing in the middle of the street
  410. Darth GW7:
  411. inappropriate dancing in the middle of the street
  412. Sax:
  413. Electric Six ;D
  414. DM:
  415. Give me a shout when you're ready Zin
  416. DM:
  417. That'll be as good as a shout, presumably?
  418. Zin:
  419. ok ready
  420. Darth GW7:
  421. Is hax joining us as a PC btw?
  422. Darth GW7:
  423. or would that be spoiling it
  424. Hax:
  425. wat is pc
  426. Darth GW7:
  427. or would answering that be spoiling it too
  428. Hax:
  429. personal computer
  430. Sax:
  431. He's just watching and learning right now
  432. DM:
  433. Player character
  434. Darth GW7:
  435. Yeah I'm a PC
  436. Darth GW7:
  437. Sax is a mac
  438. Sax:
  439. no
  440. Darth GW7:
  441. :3
  442. Sax:
  443. ur a mac
  444. Sax:
  445. u silly willy!
  446. Darth GW7:
  447. yeah well
  448. Darth GW7:
  449. you're a macinTOSH
  450. DM:
  451. It explains why Darth nearly died in the middle of the last fight
  452. Sax:
  453. DOSH
  454. Darth GW7:
  455. anyway
  456. DM:
  457. As you walk through the streets, a smoky stench begins to grow stronger. The light, though early in the morning, grows dimmer as the streets fill with a thick smog.
  458.  
  459. Relic:
  460. I wonder if this smells bad or not.
  461. DM:
  462. The number of people outside falls, as more and more seek shelter indoors from the oppresive air. Those who you see are either busy or immune to its choking effects
  463.  
  464. Pankas:
  465. Looking at the smoke, and looking at the map, I'm assuming this means we're getting close to this monstrosity, "The Foundry"
  466. DM:
  467. This monstrosity?
  468. Darth GW7:
  469. well look at it
  470. DM:
  471. true
  472. Darth GW7:
  473. it's not exactly picturesque
  474.  
  475. Pankas:
  476. Do we even know exactly where we're going?
  477.  
  478. Relic:
  479. There is a lot of humans here. I wonder why.
  480. DM:
  481. Ta-dah!
  482.  
  483. Pankas:
  484. "South-east, closer to the hive but not too close, and stay away from the foundry"
  485.  
  486. Relic:
  487. So
  488.  
  489. Pankas:
  490. Y'know, in retrospect, we should have asked for better directions than just, "That way but not too far"
  491.  
  492. Relic:
  493. True
  494. DM:
  495. A map of the city isn't good enough? :P
  496.  
  497. Relic:
  498. But can't you ask for directions(OOC: Streetwise)
  499. Darth GW7:
  500. We don't know where we're going though :V
  501. DM:
  502. yes
  503. Darth GW7:
  504. What good is a map if you don't know where you want to be
  505. DM:
  506. heh, true
  507. DM:
  508. how do you proceed, then?
  509.  
  510. Relic:
  511. Hello there Human!
  512.  
  513. Pankas:
  514. Oh boy here we go
  515. Darth GW7:
  516. (oh keelah...)
  517.  
  518. Relic:
  519. Which way is the foundry?
  520. * Human coughs
  521.  
  522. Relic:
  523. Excuse me?
  524.  
  525. Human:
  526. The Foundry's to the south of here. Why, you a got business with the Believers?
  527.  
  528. Relic:
  529. No, I just wanted to know which way I shouldn't go.
  530.  
  531. Human:
  532. Har, good choice. Them's nuttier than a ratatosk on a bad day.
  533.  
  534. Human:
  535. The Foundry's a couple o' mile to the south from here
  536.  
  537. Relic:
  538. So I heard! We are traveling to the Lower Wards, close to the Hive. Which way is it from here?
  539.  
  540. Human:
  541. 'Yer in the Lower, human.
  542. Darth GW7:
  543. he's... not a human
  544. Darth GW7:
  545. is this guy blind
  546.  
  547. Human:
  548. prime
  549. Zin:
  550. he looks like a human in armor
  551.  
  552. Relic:
  553. Well, that I know. Oh, and I'm not a human.
  554. Darth GW7:
  555. not really
  556.  
  557. Human:
  558. Ah, y'look like one. 's hard to see in all this smog
  559. * Relic shows his arm (no skin under the armor)
  560.  
  561. Human:
  562. Ah, one of those. Alright. Anything else?
  563.  
  564. Relic:
  565. No, I don't think so. But thanks for the help. We're grateful!
  566.  
  567. Human:
  568. Alright.
  569.  
  570. Relic:
  571. Let's move out!
  572.  
  573. Zin:
  574. Come on.
  575.  
  576. Relic:
  577. By not going to the forge.
  578.  
  579. Pankas:
  580. Which way is south, again?
  581. DM:
  582. downwards
  583.  
  584. Pankas:
  585. I lost my bearings in those streets back there.
  586. DM:
  587. south east is down to the right
  588. Darth GW7:
  589. I know I know
  590. Darth GW7:
  591. I'm roleplaying god damnit
  592. DM:
  593. heh
  594. DM:
  595. go on
  596.  
  597. Relic:
  598. Let's go up then?
  599. Darth GW7:
  600. Up?
  601.  
  602. Pankas:
  603. Up?
  604.  
  605. Relic:
  606. TO THE SKY
  607.  
  608. Relic:
  609. LETS FLY
  610. Darth GW7:
  611. WHOOOOOOOOOSH
  612. * Relic is having somekind of weird tics
  613. DM:
  614. oh well
  615.  
  616. Pankas:
  617. ...okay
  618. DM:
  619. time to put the old boy down
  620.  
  621. Pankas:
  622. ...
  623. DM:
  624. he had a good run
  625. Darth GW7:
  626. off to the glue factory with you relic
  627. Sax:
  628. Yeah, that Pankas.
  629. Sax:
  630. poor fellow
  631. DM:
  632. off to the foundry
  633.  
  634. Pankas:
  635. Think we should get his wiring checked?
  636.  
  637. Relic:
  638. Let's go this way!
  639. Darth GW7:
  640. BUT
  641. Darth GW7:
  642. THAT'S THE VOID
  643. Darth GW7:
  644. WHAT IF WE FALL IN
  645. Darth GW7:
  646. OH NO MY HEAD
  647. Darth GW7:
  648. IT'S GONE
  649. Sax:
  650. THATS WHAT YOU GET
  651. Sax:
  652. OWNED
  653. DM:
  654. Heading north, then?
  655. Sax:
  656. yrsh
  657. Sax:
  658. yeah
  659. DM:
  660. alright
  661. DM:
  662. New map
  663. Darth GW7:
  664. Another one??
  665. DM:
  666. Yes
  667. Sax:
  668. BACK ALLAEYASDASD
  669. Sax:
  670. SOUNDS SUSPICIOUS
  671. Sax:
  672. PREPARE FOR COMBAT
  673. Sax:
  674. AHAGHAGH METAGAMING
  675. Darth GW7:
  676. nope.avi
  677. DM:
  678. Heading north, you find yourself losing your sense of direction in the streets
  679.  
  680. Pankas:
  681. Which way was north again?
  682.  
  683. Relic:
  684. no idea lol
  685. DM:
  686. did you guys bring the wizard?
  687. Darth GW7:
  688. What wizard?
  689. Sax:
  690. lets say yes
  691. You have disconnected.
  692. Hax has connected.
  693. Zin has connected.
  694. DM has connected.
  695. Sax has connected.
  696.  
  697. Grimlock Warrior:
  698. If he isn't here, do I get combat advantage?
  699. Darth GW7:
  700. Excuse me what?
  701. Darth GW7:
  702. METAGAMING?!
  703. Sax:
  704. wat
  705. DM:
  706. heh
  707. Darth GW7:
  708. What did I miss
  709. Darth GW7:
  710. internet hiccup as always
  711. DM:
  712. nothing
  713. Darth GW7:
  714. copypaste
  715. Darth GW7:
  716. pl0s
  717. DM:
  718. k
  719. DM:
  720. Darth GW7 is disconnected. Darth GW7 has connected.
  721. Darth GW7:
  722. DM: did you guys bring the wizard? Darth GW7: What wizard? Sax: lets say yes You have disconnected.
  723. DM:
  724. oh
  725. DM:
  726. DM: did you guys bring the wizard? Darth GW7: What wizard? Sax: lets say yes DM: The one who casts spells and stuff. That wizard
  727. Darth GW7:
  728. oh THAT wizard
  729. DM:
  730. You come across a group of creatures discussing stuff in hushed tones. As you approach, one of them makes a gesture with its hand, and the others fall silent. They stare at you through the hazy air.
  731.  
  732. Relic:
  733. Hey..um. Did we interrupt something?
  734.  
  735. Grimlock Warrior:
  736. Nothing you'd be interested in
  737.  
  738. Zin:
  739. huh
  740.  
  741. Relic:
  742. Okey then, we will just leave you guys alone. If that is okey?
  743. Darth GW7:
  744. hokey
  745.  
  746. Elf Rogue:
  747. You'll leave, adle-cove, if you know what's good for you
  748.  
  749. Relic:
  750. Hey! That's not nice!
  751. * Pankas clears his throat pointedly at Relic
  752.  
  753. Elf Rogue:
  754. I am not a nice man, berk.
  755.  
  756. Pankas:
  757. Gentlemen, we seem to have lost our way somewhere. Would you kindly point us towards the Hive?
  758.  
  759. Pankas:
  760. We have business to settle nearby, but have lost track of which direction we are heading.
  761.  
  762. Elf Rogue:
  763. The Hive? Heh, why, head eastwards and south. You are well away from the Hive at the moment, human
  764.  
  765. Pankas:
  766. Well, we are not heading TO the hive, more TOWARDS the hive.
  767.  
  768. Elf Rogue:
  769. ...?
  770.  
  771. Pankas:
  772. I don't suppose you would know where we could find someone by the name of Llymius?
  773.  
  774. Pankas:
  775. We were told to seek him in the lower wards, somewhere to the south east.
  776.  
  777. Elf Rogue:
  778. Have debts to settle with that jinkbasher, berk?
  779.  
  780. Zin:
  781. Yea
  782.  
  783. Pankas:
  784. It seems to me that if we were, we would not be the only ones.
  785.  
  786. Elf Rogue:
  787. What'd you mean?
  788.  
  789. Pankas:
  790. Whenever we have mentioned the name, he has been discussed with scorn, disgust, even hatred, yet we have never found out exactly why.
  791.  
  792. Elf Rogue:
  793. He's not the most liked round these parts.
  794. DM:
  795. You can make a check to persuade him to go into more detail, if you want.
  796. Darth GW7:
  797. Alright
  798. Darth GW7:
  799. what sort of check
  800. DM:
  801. I'd allow Diplomacy or Streetwise, I guess
  802. Darth GW7:
  803. Did... anyone pick either of those?
  804. DM:
  805. Key did.
  806. DM:
  807. :(
  808. Darth GW7:
  809. oh boy
  810. Darth GW7:
  811. here goes then
  812. * Darth GW7 rolls: d20+3 => 4 + 3 = 7
  813. Darth GW7:
  814. yeah
  815. Darth GW7:
  816. you guys have a bash at it
  817. DM:
  818. No, no
  819. Sax:
  820. i have like -2 in diplomact
  821. DM:
  822. I need to hear how you tried to persuade him
  823. Sax:
  824. y
  825. Darth GW7:
  826. oh boy
  827. DM:
  828. whisper it to me
  829. DM:
  830. or over steam
  831.  
  832. [STEAM[[[[[[
  833. Darth GW[h+]³: "We have been warned that he is not the most trustworthy character... Indeed, someone offered a reward in exchange for his head. To be honest, we want to know what sort of character we're dealing with so we know how best to deal with him."
  834. Hjortkayre: alright, and you rolled a 7?
  835. Darth GW[h+]³: yep
  836. Darth GW[h+]³: I'm +3 for both diplomacy and streetwise
  837. Hjortkayre: roll a d20 and add your Con mod, please
  838. Darth GW[h+]³: 19
  839. Darth GW[h+]³: hell yes
  840. Hjortkayre: alright
  841. ]]]]]]END STEAM]
  842.  
  843. * Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20+1 => 18 + 1 = 19
  844. Darth GW7:
  845. this should be interesting
  846.  
  847. Pankas:
  848. We have been wa*cough* warned that he is not the most *coughcough* trustworthy character... *cough*Indeed, someone off*cough* offer*coughcoughcough* offered a *cough* reward in exchange for his*coughcough* head. To be honest, we --
  849. Darth GW7:
  850. oh
  851. Darth GW7:
  852. ...right
  853. * Pankas is unable to go on, temporarily overcome by a coughing fit due to the smog
  854. * Pankas recovers shortly afterwards, taking no lasting damage
  855.  
  856. Elf Rogue:
  857. Ha, poor berk can't stand the fumes.
  858.  
  859. Elf Rogue:
  860. You mentioned someone wanting his head?
  861. Darth GW7:
  862. Can I talk again?
  863.  
  864. Relic:
  865. You're pretty cocky for an elf.
  866. DM:
  867. yes
  868.  
  869. Elf Rogue:
  870. And you're pretty belk-faced for a tin can
  871.  
  872. Pankas:
  873. Calm yourselves.
  874. * Pankas coughs
  875. * Pankas regains his composure, trying to clear his throat to speak clearly again
  876. DM:
  877. alright, you can stand
  878.  
  879. Pankas:
  880. We simply wish to know-- *ahem* --what kind of character we're dealing with.
  881. Darth GW7:
  882. I always get this feeling of foreboding when the DM takes a while to speak
  883.  
  884. Elf Rogue:
  885. Dark is, he's a coward. Fought as commander of the forces of some high up 'loth. Tale is, he was struck with bloodlust, yeah, in some town in Baator, and left the army after one battle, keeping all the jink to himself.
  886.  
  887. Relic:
  888. Sounds like a honorless coward.
  889.  
  890. Elf Rogue:
  891. There's some that say that 'loth's still hunting him. Apparently a load of loot he escaped with. No telling what happened to his lover, though.
  892.  
  893. Elf Rogue:
  894. 's the problem with the bloodlust. Few of the fiends return the favour, if you take my meaning
  895.  
  896. Relic:
  897. Yeah, I can imagine that.
  898.  
  899. Elf Rogue:
  900. So, who hired you to get 'im
  901.  
  902. Elf Rogue:
  903. ?
  904.  
  905. Relic:
  906. A certain warmage...
  907.  
  908. Zin:
  909. so... which way is south then?
  910.  
  911. Elf Rogue:
  912. Back the way you came, leatherhead. If you find that basher, be careful. He's not some idiot to just let anyone traipse into his home
  913.  
  914. Relic:
  915. Well, of course. I guess we'll see if we can get him to talk first and show himself.
  916. DM:
  917. Alright
  918. Darth GW7:
  919. Where to now then?
  920. DM:
  921. "Back the way you came, leatherhead. "
  922. DM:
  923. That's the way the elf suggests
  924. Darth GW7:
  925. ...leatherhead?
  926. Darth GW7:
  927.  
  928. DM:
  929. it's an insult. He used a lot
  930. Darth GW7:
  931. I know
  932. Darth GW7:
  933. thus the
  934. Darth GW7:
  935.  
  936. Sax:
  937. okey then lets go back
  938. DM:
  939. heh
  940. Darth GW7:
  941. we should go
  942. Darth GW7:
  943. wrex.
  944. Sax:
  945. shepard
  946. Darth GW7:
  947. I should go
  948. Sax:
  949. aww
  950. Sax:
  951. you were supposed to answer with "Wrex."
  952. Darth GW7:
  953. I know
  954. Darth GW7:
  955. but that's too mainstream
  956. Darth GW7:
  957. let's go then..........
  958. Sax:
  959. back to da streets
  960. Sax:
  961. HOLY SHIT
  962. Sax:
  963. A GNMOM
  964. Sax:
  965. E
  966.  
  967. Relic:
  968. Hey there interesting fellow!
  969. Darth GW7:
  970. Where are we now
  971. Gnome:
  972. What? Who? Me?
  973. Sax:
  974. talking to the gnome
  975. DM:
  976. Still the Lower Ward, darth
  977. DM:
  978. Streets
  979.  
  980. Gnome:
  981. What'd you want, lunkhead?
  982.  
  983. Relic:
  984. Nice nickname there. Can you show me a trick of your people?
  985.  
  986. Gnome:
  987. 'My people?' You some kinda racist?
  988.  
  989. Relic:
  990. Nononono. I just find it interesting that some races of the Fey like tricks and pranks.
  991.  
  992. Gnome:
  993. Of the fey? I'm Sigil born and bred. Unlike you, obviously
  994.  
  995. Relic:
  996. Well, excuse me then for being rude. I am just facinated by you different.. meatbags.
  997.  
  998. Gnome:
  999. And now speciesist. If that's a word.
  1000. DM:
  1001. Protip, sax, there's no Feywild in Planescape
  1002. * Darth GW7 mimes digging
  1003. Sax:
  1004. oh
  1005. Sax:
  1006. weoo
  1007. Sax:
  1008. well
  1009. Sax:
  1010. i didn't know that
  1011. DM:
  1012. ok
  1013. DM:
  1014. continue?
  1015. Sax:
  1016. sure
  1017. Darth GW7:
  1018. keep diging
  1019. Darth GW7:
  1020. digging
  1021. Darth GW7:
  1022. it's delicious
  1023. DM:
  1024. you left the wizard behind again, btw
  1025. Darth GW7:
  1026. who cares about him
  1027. DM:
  1028. heh
  1029. DM:
  1030. Are you finished with the gnome or not?>
  1031. Sax:
  1032. yeah
  1033. Darth GW7:
  1034. Sax
  1035. Darth GW7:
  1036. you done digging
  1037. Sax:
  1038. damn meatbags
  1039. Sax:
  1040. squishy meatbags
  1041.  
  1042. Pankas:
  1043. I think we'd better leave now, sax.
  1044.  
  1045. Pankas:
  1046. For your sake.
  1047. * Pankas looks apologetically at the gnome
  1048. DM:
  1049. You come across a guard patrol, strolling through the smoke. One is writing on a notepad
  1050. Sax:
  1051. cool
  1052.  
  1053. Guard Captain:
  1054. A moment, friends?
  1055. DM:
  1056. Sax, why are you out of the grid?
  1057. Sax:
  1058. no idea
  1059. Sax:
  1060. suddenly was like that
  1061.  
  1062. Relic 1:
  1063. Yes?
  1064.  
  1065. Guard Captain:
  1066. We're patrolling the area. Have you seen this cambion around?
  1067. * Guard Captain holds out a picture of a red-skinned, humanlike creature. You note that the image shows that it is blind and, indeed, missing most of the skin above its mouth.
  1068. Zin:
  1069. I dont recognize it.
  1070. Zin:
  1071. shit
  1072.  
  1073. Pankas:
  1074. Wait..
  1075.  
  1076. Zin:
  1077. I dont recognize it.
  1078.  
  1079. Relic:
  1080. Hm, I don't think we've seen it, or have we? (turns to the others)
  1081.  
  1082. Pankas:
  1083. Zin...
  1084.  
  1085. Pankas:
  1086. Back in the marketplace.
  1087.  
  1088. Pankas:
  1089. You mistook something for the owner of that fish stall, didn't you?
  1090.  
  1091. Pankas:
  1092. You got a good look at it, does it look familiar?
  1093.  
  1094. Zin:
  1095. Now that I think about it, this could be the same guy, but some things are off.
  1096. DM:
  1097. Hm. What check would it be to see how acurately you remember?
  1098.  
  1099. Pankas:
  1100. Perception?
  1101. Sax:
  1102. just a wisdom roll
  1103. Sax:
  1104. thats what we use
  1105. DM:
  1106. would it not be the relevant knowledge
  1107. Sax:
  1108. DM decides the DC
  1109. Sax:
  1110. Well we see wisdom, also as a thing how good you remember stuff
  1111. Darth GW7:
  1112. I dunno
  1113. Darth GW7:
  1114. You can be wise and forgetful
  1115. Darth GW7:
  1116. Wisdom is more about how you use the information you know
  1117. Darth GW7:
  1118. brb
  1119. DM:
  1120. k
  1121. Sax:
  1122. I guess
  1123. * Zin rolls: 1d20+1 => 2 + 1 = 3
  1124. Zin:
  1125. okay then
  1126. DM:
  1127. okay
  1128. DM:
  1129. you fail to recall anything notable about the creature, except that it had no eyes.
  1130.  
  1131. Zin:
  1132. The thing I saw had no eyes.
  1133. Hax is disconnected.
  1134.  
  1135. Zin:
  1136. So if that helps...
  1137. DM:
  1138. Hax?
  1139. Sax:
  1140. dunno
  1141.  
  1142. Guard Captain:
  1143. Where was it? What colour was its skin?
  1144. Sax:
  1145. just keep going ;p
  1146.  
  1147. Zin:
  1148. in the marketplace, behind a fish stand
  1149.  
  1150. Zin:
  1151. I forget it's skin color
  1152.  
  1153. Guard Captain:
  1154. the grand bazaar or the new market?
  1155.  
  1156. Zin:
  1157. New market
  1158.  
  1159. Guard Captain:
  1160. alright. That's not much, but it's better than nothing. Keep going, men.
  1161. DM:
  1162. And with that, he leaves
  1163. Sax:
  1164. okok
  1165. Darth GW7:
  1166. Aren't you glad I remembered that? :3
  1167. Sax:
  1168. mo
  1169. DM:
  1170. heh
  1171. Zin:
  1172. yea sure I guess
  1173. Zin:
  1174. lol
  1175. DM:
  1176. it makes things interesting, surely
  1177. DM:
  1178. certainly, rathert
  1179. DM:
  1180. rather, rather
  1181. DM:
  1182. The street opens up a bit. Though the air is still heavy, you see crowds - one gathered around a pair of performers, the other around a preacher. Additionally, a tall, yellowy-skinned creature, flanked by two foul monsters, walks along the street.
  1183. Sax:
  1184. oh cool a goliath
  1185. Darth GW7:
  1186. Which is the yellow one
  1187. Zin:
  1188. the gith I'm guessing?
  1189. Darth GW7:
  1190. oh there
  1191. DM:
  1192. yes
  1193. Darth GW7:
  1194. Looking in the wrong place as always
  1195. DM:
  1196. where were you looking?
  1197. Darth GW7:
  1198. ther
  1199. Sax:
  1200. that rutterkin doesn't look so nice
  1201. DM:
  1202. oh btw
  1203. Sax:
  1204. tits?
  1205. DM:
  1206. a quasit is basically the planar oppositeto an imp
  1207. DM:
  1208. what, no
  1209. Darth GW7:
  1210. Why not?
  1211. Sax:
  1212. ok
  1213. Darth GW7:
  1214. eeree
  1215. Sax:
  1216. rerrr
  1217. Darth GW7:
  1218. eeree
  1219. DM:
  1220. ...
  1221. Sax:
  1222. also, i need to take a shower
  1223. Sax:
  1224. dergons
  1225. DM:
  1226. alright
  1227. Sax:
  1228. everrrywhererrerer
  1229. Darth GW7:
  1230. I need to eat anyway
  1231. Darth GW7:
  1232. So good timing
  1233. Zin:
  1234. i have to shower tooooooooooo
  1235. DM:
  1236. alright, we can wait
  1237. DM:
  1238. hopefully Nallin or Blue will be here by then
  1239. Sax:
  1240. yeah
  1241. Zin:
  1242. NICE
  1243. You have disconnected.
  1244. DM has connected.
  1245. Sax has connected.
  1246. Zin has connected.
  1247. Darth GW7:
  1248. How much did I miss
  1249. DM:
  1250. Sax rolled a lot
  1251. Darth GW7:
  1252. why
  1253. DM:
  1254. also, the group chat's on the D&D group thing
  1255. Sax:
  1256. it was to kill your character darth
  1257. Sax:
  1258. and guess what
  1259. Zin:
  1260. what group chat?
  1261. Sax:
  1262. i succeded
  1263. DM:
  1264. facepunch d&d group
  1265. DM:
  1266. no sax you made a terrible character it has one stat over 12 get out
  1267. Sax:
  1268. shush
  1269. DM:
  1270. Sax rolls: 3d6 => 8 * Sax rolls: 3d6 => 14 DM: ... * Sax rolls: 3d6 => 10 Sax: whaat :v? DM: keep going Sax: just testing stuff * Sax rolls: 3d6 => 5 * Sax rolls: 3d6 => 15 * Sax rolls: 3d6 => 6
  1271. DM:
  1272. 2 over 12
  1273. Zin:
  1274. how do I get on the FP d&d chat
  1275. DM:
  1276. um
  1277. DM:
  1278. join the group
  1279. DM:
  1280. then join the group chat
  1281. DM:
  1282. on steam
  1283. Zin:
  1284. k
  1285. Zin:
  1286. send me an invite please
  1287. DM:
  1288. ok
  1289. DM:
  1290. I assume this is finished for today, then?
  1291. Darth GW7:
  1292. possible
  1293. Darth GW7:
  1294. *Possibly
  1295. Sax:
  1296. mhm
  1297. Darth GW7:
  1298. Next meeting?
  1299. Sax:
  1300. tbh i am a bit too tired
  1301. DM:
  1302. Next meeting?
  1303. Darth GW7:
  1304. tomorrow :3
  1305. DM:
  1306. I can make tomorrow
  1307. Sax:
  1308. I probably cant normal time. Got a math test to practice for
  1309. DM:
  1310. I fucking love tomorrow
  1311. Sax:
  1312. and other assignments
  1313. Sax:
  1314. :C
  1315. DM:
  1316. alright
  1317. Darth GW7:
  1318. do it thursda
  1319. DM:
  1320. What about thursday?
  1321. Darth GW7:
  1322. c:
  1323. Sax:
  1324. its on thursday
  1325. Darth GW7:
  1326. o
  1327. Sax:
  1328. thursday morning
  1329. Sax:
  1330. is the test
  1331. Darth GW7:
  1332. cram
  1333. Darth GW7:
  1334. on thursday morning
  1335. Sax:
  1336. cant
  1337. DM:
  1338. Thursday night?
  1339. Sax:
  1340. probably
  1341. DM:
  1342. cautiosly optimistic, again, then
  1343. Darth GW7:
  1344. As always
  1345. Sax:
  1346. well I dont see why not
  1347. Zin is disconnected.
  1348.  
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