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- "Ugh, it's too hot!" The Alp complained, stomping on the dirt road.
- You looked up at the sky. It was drizzling and cloudy.
- Fucking Alps...
- It's been a week since this Alp asked you to accompany her to the next town.
- And then to the next town, and the next...
- 'Aren't female Alps supposed to be more... Developed?'
- You thought to yourself as you absent-mindedly stared at her ass, which (besides her surprisingly pretty face) was her only outstanding physical feature.
- You hoped she *was* a female Alp, and not a girly-boy Alp, otherwise staring at her like this would be totally gay.
- (not that there's anything wroooong with that)
- You can't remember her name, so you've started calling her "Shaft."
- Unfortunately, this just makes her whinge more.
- And she whinges a lot.
- "S-stop calling me that!"
- "It's too hot..."
- "I'm thirsty..."
- "It's too cold! I wanna wear your armour. Gimme your armour!"
- "Ew! This soup is too green and it doesn't even taste like anything!"
- Over and over and fucking over...
- You're certain her actual name was really long and hard to pronounce, but somehow still forgettable.
- Some time passes and the two of you come across an inn, and after some bickering and complaining, you decide to go inn.
- Pun inn-tended.
- You let Shaft enter first, so as not to hear her complain about "ladies first" (again), and stare at her ass (again) while she walks through the door.
- There's a few people inn-side (I'll stop, I promise), some are human and some are varying species of manomo, talking amongst each other, drinking, eating, etc.
- There's a Weresheep resting her head on the counter, snoozing.
- You try to get a reaction out of her.
- "...Uh, excuse me, miss?"
- The only response is gentle breathing and mumbling about 'scary shears.'
- Shaft looks at you, annoyed and says;
- "Ugh, why can't you do anything right?"
- Bitch.
- Shaft quickly raises her hand and slams it on the counter.
- "BUT MA THEY'RE VIBRATING!" The Weresheep is roused from her slumber, startled.
- Shaft looks annoyed, as usual.
- She clears her throat and says "Morning, Sleeping Beauty. Can me and my friend here please have a room?"
- The Weresheep looks like she's about to fall back asleep.
- Shaft acts flustered.
- After a good 30 seconds, the sleepy fluffball behind the counter finally says;
- "Yes! Okay. You can have... " She yawned. "... This one!"
- She hands you a key before she puts her head against the counter again, asleep.
- "Ugh! Why are you so *stupid*?! You can't even wake up a Weresheep!"
- The two of you were in your room now, with Shaft laying into you.
- "blahblahblah idiot, yap blah stupid assmuncher blah blah wurm-brain blah blah."
- Sure, she complains a lot, but she's never torn into you like this.
- Has she? You've gotten used to it by now, really.
- Why are you even still accompanying her? Oh, right. She's fucking loaded with cash.
- ...nevermind.
- While she's busy complaining, you go into the bathroom to change out of your armour and daytime clothing.
- You drown out the loud complaining by thinking to yourself.
- 'Sheesh. Is she on her period? Do monsters even *get* periods? They probably get "sex periods," but I don't think she's ever gotten one of th-'
- The loud noise of a door slamming open interrupts your thoughts.
- Shaft has just barged into the restroom, without even knocking.
- 'Probably too busy complaining,' said you to yourself.
- You were just about to take off your undergarments, too.
- "..."
- Shaft stares at your almost naked, sweaty-from-carrying-all-her-stuff body for more than a few seconds as her face turns Crimson.
- You decide to break the silence, and the now-uncomfortable stare.
- "Make a painting, it'll last longer."
- Shaft's face turns a shade beyond the colour red as she mumbles out a barely-audible "s-sorry..." as she backs out of the restroom.
- While you're in your side of the bed (the Weresheep gave you a key with a love heart on it, that was probably a bad sign) it occurs to you;
- Shaft has never seen you naked.
- Or shirtless.
- Or much of your skin at all, really.
- While you're thinking about how this sounds out of context you can hear a very quiet, very... "moist" noise from the other side of the bed.
- Actually, no, it's quite loud. How did you not hear this?
- You stay still and listen further.
- ...
- Your name is being moaned out.
- ...
- Wow.
- Fucking.
- Wow.
- Shaft is fingering herself to you.
- At least, you hope she's fingering herself to you and not wanking it to you.
- ...
- Nope, she's definitely fingering herself.
- 'That's a relief,' you say to you. 'If Shaft was a boy this would be totally, incredibly gay.'
- Instinct tells you to, for whatever reason, turn over and stare at her.
- Shaft has her eyes closed, so she doesn't notice for a few seconds, but then she probably feels something watching her and stops.
- Shaft opens her eyes.
- She looks over to you.
- She starts quivering.
- You keep staring.
- Shaft bites her lip, takes her finger(s) out of her cunt, and sits up, still quivering.
- You're about to say somethi-
- "BYTHEGODSWHYAREYOUSTARINGATMEIHAVENEEDSTOOSTOPSTARINGATMELIKETHAT!!!"
- ...but Shaft decides to interrupt the fucking *narrator.*
- "It'snotmyfaultyou'resostupidlyhotandthati'mattractedtoyouandthatyou'rewaytoocuteformetonotletyougetawayfrommeandblahblahblahblahblahblah"
- You're not sure why, but hearing Shaft blame you for being attractive really... Sets you off.
- In more ways than one, you notice, as your fleshy great sword starts to rise.
- "Andyoudidn'tevenmakeamoveonmejeezandtothinkienduredwearingthesestupisshortshortsjustsoyoucouldstareatmybuttyoustupidshiteatingchickenpieceofshitmotherfucke-"
- ---Did she just call you chicken?
- Nobody.
- Calls you chicken.
- You grab her by the throat to shut her up and push her back down onto the bed.
- "HEYLETGOOFMEYOUSTUPIDSEXYPIECEOFSH-"
- You pull your stiff, fleshy weapon out of your pants and slam it on her mouth.
- "Shut. Up."
- She does so.
- Her face turns even further beyond red as your hot, throbbing meat lance is right on her lips.
- There's silence for a few moments, a sound you've long forgotten, amidst the constant bickering and complaining Shaft constantly throws at you.
- You decide it's time for a reward after enduring all that shit described above.
- You roughly stuff every inch of your flesh tower into Shaft's throat.
- You look behind you, and see that Shaft has completely soaked the spot under, and around her cunt.
- You slowly, ever so slowly, pull out of Shaft's mouth, only to slam back into her throat at the last inch.
- You can tell she's enjoying this, you can hear her muffles moaning and the moist, sopping noises from her cunt, of which she's fingering and rubbing.
- You continue thrusting in and out of Shaft's mouth for a good while, before cumming down her throat and riding out your ensuing orgasm.
- You pull your veiny Eiffel Tower out of Shaft's throat, panting.
- Shaft gasps for air and covers her forehead with her palm.
- How ladylike.
- You can see your skin mace dropping in size, and you pull your pants back up.
- Before you can go back to sleep, Shaft suddenly says (through breaths of air)
- "Is..hahh..that all...?"
- ...is she challenging you?
- "I bet... haaah... if I milked you with my cunt.... hahh... you'd marry me... hahh.."
- Pssh. As if you'd put up with all the nagging.
- '..she is awfully pretty, though..'
- Wait, what? No! Imagine the complaining!
- '... I wonder what my kid would look like if she was the mother...'
- What? Stop! I'm not writing that!
- You crawl over to Shaft's waiting body.
- Your trouser-cobra starts to stiffen up again.
- No! Bros before hoes! Bros before Alps!
- You take off her nightie.
- You line up your lengthy flagpole with her sopping wet cunt.
- Stop! Isn't this illegal?!? She used to be a boy! She's an Alp! Stop!
- You thrust inwards.
- The two of you moan in pure ecstasy.
- Oh, whatever....
- Needless to say, you both slept splendidly that night.
- (The occupants next to your room didn't, though)
- As you walk down the stairs and to the exit, Shaft clings to your arm.
- ...cute.
- On your way out, you wave goodbye to the Weresheep proprietor.
- She winks to you in response.
- Cheeky bitch.
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