Hunt of teh Jabberwocky - Chase of Tulgey Woods

>The sounds of beat up birds fill the grasping forest.
>I´m trying to slip "away", but still stumbling into beaten up birds, subected to legit cartoon punishment.
>They lay flattened in the ground, turmed aflame where they stood, and collapsing into comical charcoal dust.
>One last one is crashed into a tree, her head sticking out on the other side, whistling like a cuckoo clock.
>Every now and then, I get a glimpse of her, and then the sound, as she laughs at fleeing poultry.
>It´s like I´m running on circles around a jet fighter breaking the speed of sound.
>She´s definitely showing off. "Look, I´m so strong and so fast! I´m coming for you, and you ain´t got a chance!"
>However, after being mauled around, the Jub-jub decide they´ve had enough.
>A single one sits on the ground, and shouts the song of her people.
>Dragon Lady is overwhelmed, as the birds summon the Cucco Action Squad.
>It has the same effect as a sudden and ferocious pillow attack, but it is stalling her.
>This would be the perfect chance to get away, but I keep going back, because of this world´s glitched directions.
>I hear something behind me, but I can see the figure in front of me, camouflaged as a Yautja would.
>"Nihihihi" A cat like being appears, though I can´t figure out her form.
>Her legs hang down as she walks on branches. "You´re not going to be any fun like that..."
>There is no way her cat head connects to her body. "You have to run towards her..."
>And her tail is brushing my cheek in passive agression. "You have to act a if you are going to embrace her..."
>I observe the pink pillow mayhem a few trees away. Cat lady begins to snuggle up to her own face.
>She makes "Chu, chu, chu" noises, just to taunt me. Ok, let me locate myself on the path of a speeding train.
>I sprint towards dragon lady with outstretched arms. She looks at me with knowing wide eyed sight, and...
>A bunch of branches and leaves get on my face. Goddamn, I hate nature getting up close and tree sap sticky.
>Still sprinting, I swat the branches off my face and...
>There´s no dragon lady at hug distance. There is no soil either.
>The cliff I fell before was just a small cliff, the prelude to the real waterfall.
>Fortunately, I´m landing on water. All my electronics are as good as dead, but I guess that´s the price to pay...
>Hold on, is falling on water not the same thing as falling on concrete from these heights?
>Well, fug my life then.
>I´m about to hit water face first. That´s all right. I wont be feeling more than one major bone breaking it seems.
>Only I don´t hit water.
>My leg is snagged by a tentacle. Other tentacles start sprouting, and moving me around, like a defenseless puppy.
>I HAVE SEEN ENOUGH HENTAI TO KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING.
>LITTLE RED, I CHOOSE YOU!
>With great effort to reach my leg, as I have not had gym training ever, I slash the tentacle holding me to the air.
>Something very stupid, because now there is nothing preventing me to fall into where all of the other slimy limbs are.
>And since they now know me not to be a cute defenseless puppy, they take no time to hold my arms.
>"It appears you have much to learn, my young padawan. Hee hee." Giggles someone, over very familiar beeps and boops
>It is cat thing, floating with my phone in hand, with a complete disregard for the laws of physics, and software security.
>"How rude! I have an ilustrious pedigree, by the Queen herself. I am, a Cheshire cat."
>Well, excuse me, princess, if naming conventions are unimportant compared to, let´s say...
>TENTACLES SPROUTING NAKED NUBILE FEMALE FORMS IA IA CTHULHU FTHAGN THE GOAT WITH A THOUSAND YOUNG
>"Aww, you are not familiar with monsters, are you?" She cooed, eyes glued at my screen.
>"Sanity is overrated, you know? You should be worried about your pelvis instead."
>I´ll be less worried about my sanity when these girls stop trying to give me a cavity search, thank you.
>"She has your scent, and the hunt has started, you know? Beware of the Jabberwocky?"
>A clear "REEEEEEEEEEEE" is heard upriver, like the roar of a lion.
>Tentacle girls inmediately stop exploring cavities, and submerge in fear.
>"You will be dueling her shortly. If you lose, she´ll eat you~~"
>Well, this ain´t no children´s book. If you can hand me my phone, then I...
>"Tee Hee. I have to run an errand right now... I´ll be borrowing it for a while...
>She camouflages away, pocketing my cellphone. The dragon´s roar continues to sound around.