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Dangiraffe & The Danger Animals

Dec 18th, 2018
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  1. Candace would actually be a pretty solid street level superhero. Her having superpowers fits in with what we see her do all of the time.
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  4. And when she gets into an obsession, there's no stopping her. Any criminal who causes a problem in Danville will learn that there's no escaping the long neck and tongue of justice.
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  8. No doubt on Candace's request when she had Doof mod her body to better fit the theme.
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  10. >Doof: Why would you even need those? I mean, they don't do much and they'd weigh you down and... y'know what? I'm so jaded I don't care anymore. Alright, we'll add the boob job to your gene-splicing package.
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  13. better idea;
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  15. >Doof doesn't even say anything about Candace's request for an improved figure
  16. >at first Candace appreciates this but eventually feels the need to ask why
  17. >turns out that Vanessa went through a similar phase before she "blossomed" into womanhood, and Doof had even planned on helping her out like what he's doing for Candace, the Boob Fairy ended up visiting Vanessa before that became necessary
  18. >so Doof understands quite well the needs of a teenage girl in that regard
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  21. >Candace let's Stacey know and suddenly Doofenshmirtz evil incorporated becomes Doofenshmirtz non-plastic surgery.
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  24. What would Doof do to make Stacy into a proper "Dangerbil"?
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  27. if Stacy becomes Candace's sidekick again, I think it'd be better to come up with a less awful alter ego for her, since Candace is a giraffe, perhaps another African mammal would be a good choice, like a Zebra or Rhino(even if they don't quite match the wordplay Dangiraffe has)
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  29. also maybe bring Jenny in as well, she got really underused by the show as it went on, and it wouldn't be a bad idea to throw her a bone
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  32. Jenny really wasn't needed as a character. Candace and Stacy simply worked best as a duo.
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  35. maybe but it'd still be fun to expand on her character, AU ideas are often at their most fun if an underdeveloped character gets some development and exploration
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  38. Vanessa should have been written into Jenny's appearances instead since the latter had no personality to speak of.
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  41. Personally, I thought Eliza deserved another episode more than Jenny.
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  44. all three would be good(although in that case I'd suggest maybe changing the hair colors of Jenny and Eliza, cause three brown haired girls is a bit much)
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  47. Would Jenny work as a blonde? I don't think Eliza would and giving her a darker shade of red than Candace would just turn her into a PnF Frankie.
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  50. I think so, especially if it's a dirty blonde(could probably get a good joke out of Jenny revealing that despite being a hippy she was dying her hair brown, cause she felt self-conscious about being a blonde)
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  53. >I don't think Eliza would and giving her a darker shade of red than Candace would just turn her into a PnF Frankie.
  54. you say that like it's a bad thing
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  56. also while it'd start getting a little unwieldy, had the thought that if we have Vanessa join with Candace as one of the "Danger Animals"*, it could be neat to have one or more of Vanessa's goth friends join as well, cause the idea of Candace's initial whim of becoming a superhero evolving into a full on superhero team^ is one that could be really fun(especially with Candace having to learn how to be a leader)
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  59. *for lack of a better name for this idea right now
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  61. ^with just a touch of Magical Girl and Super Sentai tropes
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  64. What animal would each one be?
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  67. Well I was thinking that the overarching theme for the "Danger Animals" would be African Mammals to match up with Dangiraffe's giraffe theming, so should be plenty of good candidates even after picking ones for Stacy, Jenny, Eliza, and Vanessa
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  70. >suddenly Doofenshmirtz evil incorporated becomes Doofenshmirtz non-plastic surgery.
  71. All the girls working for Doof would make for a good excuse to their families as to why they're always hanging at his place, as well as any obvious physical changes their powers would have
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  73. Plus it would make a good excuse to do at least one gag with Doof pulling a Charlie from Charlie's Angels
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  76. >I don't know, Candace. Can't I be, like a crocodile, or something bigger than a gerbil?
  77. >Why would you want to be one of those jerks? I had to wrestle one of them once and it took all evening.
  78. >Exactly.
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