The /CSG/ Mint Growers Guide

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(best read directly, do not read embedded)

Greetings fellow degenerates! Welcome to my humble guide into the world of chinkmint!
In this guide I will be cataloging the different listings on our favorite shopping site
that either claim or imply to sell seeds that produce the genuine minty goodness we all
love. I will also include relevant photos and links when necessary as well as obnoxious
ASCII art when it is very unnecessary. I'm doing this all for the sake of science and,
of course, for you guys <3

If you have any questions, comments or insight you can contact me at mintyfresh@420blaze.it

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"But why waste your time buying these seeds and gamble when you can just buy legitimate
seeds that are sure to sprout?" -you, the inquisitive reader
Easy, as much as we make fun of Jews, lets face it, we buy directly from slave laborers
to save a few bucks, does that not make us the biggest Jews of all? Joking aside, a single
seed can run you around 10 bucks easy while chink seeds will run you $0.40 to $8.00
for a pack of 100 depending on where you buy them. If I can prove that you can grow legit
mint from these seeds then... I dunno, you can make a lot of tea I guess? Your call m8.

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I see you waste no time. There are 11 specimens in this experiment all of which I will
properly link to with their corresponding letter to identify them. This way I can
properly categorize the seeds and provide descriptions of their quality as well as
describe the growing process.

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A picture of seeds A through G - http://imgur.com/a/lsmgM
A picture of seeds H and I - https://imgur.com/a/CGxTT

***PLEASE NOTE I AM NOT RECOMMENDING YOU BUY THESE SEEDS, I AM MERELY LISTING THE ONES I PURCHASED, I CANNOT GUARANTEE THE LEGITIMACY OF THEM UNTIL THE PROJECT HAS REACHED A SATISFYING CONCLUSION, PURCHASE AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION***

•Plant A
URL - 32691887973
Description - Seeds came within a month and contained approx 100 seeds, a bag of unknown seeds and a note
Female seeds? - Yes, about half of the seeds were female
Status - Growing, planted 8/23/17
Legit? - TBD
Notes - I was very excited when these babies showed up
Grow Notes - 2 hemp plants have grown so far, 2 others are undetermined but 1 of them is showing potential signs of flowering. More time Is needed. Tallest is 10 inches, shortest is 5 inches. (9/28/17)

•Plant B
URL - 32609256591
Description - Seeds came within a month and contained approx 100 seeds, a bag of unknown seeds and a note
Female seeds? - Yes, about half of the seeds were female
Status - Growing, planted 8/23/17
Legit - TBD
Notes - Packaging exactly the same as Plant A despite coming from a different store
Grow Notes - 1 hemp plant has grown, 2 others are undetermined but 1 of them is showing potential signs of flowering. More time Is needed. Tallest is 13.5 inches, shortest is 3.5 inches. (9/28/17)

•Plant C
URL - 32803627608
Description - Seeds came within a month and contained approx 100 seeds, a bag of unknown seeds and a note
Female seeds? - Yes, about half of the seeds were female
Status - Growing, planted 8/23/17
Legit? - TBD
Notes - Packaging exactly the same as Plant A & B despite coming from a different store
Grow Notes - 2 undetermined plants, one is most likely hemp but more time is needed. Tallest is 7.5 inches, shortest is 5 inches.

•Plant D
URL - 32719609310
Description - Seeds came within a month and contained approx 100 VERY SMALL male seeds
Female seeds? - No
Status - Consumed in a delicious strawberry smoothie
Legit? - No, these seeds will not grow mint
Notes - These came in different packaging than A B & C, obviously from a truly different store

•Plant E
URL - 32810403874
Description - Seeds came within a month and contained approx 100 seeds, a bag of unknown seeds and a note
Female seeds? - Yes, about half of the seeds were female
Status - Growing, planted 8/23/17
Legit? - TBD
Notes - Packaged the same as A B & C, I'm excited for this one because the display photo is very blatant
Grow Notes - 6 very obvious hemp plants have grown, 2 others are still undetermined but are showing possible signs of flowering, will keep a close eye on them. Tallest is 11 inches, shortest is 4.5 inches.

•Plant F
URL - 32817085026
Description - Seeds came within a month and contained approx 100 seeds, a bag of unknown seeds and a note
Female seeds? - Yes, about half of the seeds were female
Status - Growing, planted 8/23/17
Legit? - TBD
Notes - Packaged the same as A B C & E, seeing a pattern yet?
Grow Notes - 2 hemp plants have grown, 2 are still undetermined but are most likely just hemp as well.

•Plant G
URL - Gone! Removed after I purchased them.
Description - Came in a very professional looking metallic bag, most of the seeds were badly damaged, all male
Female seeds? - No
Status - Destroyed
Legit? - No, these seeds would not have grown mint
Notes - Goddammit

•Plant H
URL - 32810179368
Description - Same size bag as all the other seeds but from a different seller
Female seeds? - Yes
Status - Growing, planted 9/13/17
Legit? - TBD
Notes - These seeds are significantly more expensive and the description implies a lot, I have high hopes. Possibly used as constipation medicine.
Grow notes - Have yet to germinate, kinda of getting worried

•Plant I
URL - 1807554326
Description - HOLY CRAP 100g OF SEEDS IS A BIG BAG OF SEEDS
Female seeds? - Yes
Status - Growing, planted 9/13/17
Legit? - TBD
Notes - The most expensive seeds so far and the ones I am most excited for based on the description alone, also might just be constipation medicine.
Grow Notes - Have yet to germinate, will they ever?

•Plant J
URL - 32822854820
Description - N/A
Female seeds? - N/A
Status - Shipping
Legit? - N/A
Notes - The most blatant of all of the listings so far, they do not give a fuuuuuuuuck

•Plant K
URL - 32822936521
Description - N/A
Female seeds? - N/A
Status - Shipping
Legit? - N/A
Notes - Obviously from the same seller as Plant J, most likely the same seeds despite the different listing

That's all the info I have right now! Check back every few weeks to see how the experiment is doing!
If any of the links above have stopped working, I'm sorry I can't help you, that's just how things are.

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