Rollerskates

>Wake up
>Feel okay
>Legs hop off the bed
>Right shoe goes on, no problem
>Left sho-
>"N- nyeeaaaah!!! No, na-, do' step on fwuffy, noo!!"
>Fluffy pony was hiding in your shoe
>Ask it what the fuck it's doing in there
>"Fwuffy wan' wun fass'!"
>Fluffy pony saw a commercial in which a boy puts on sneakers and then runs as fast as a cheetah
>Have idea
>Go dig in closet, find old rollerskates
>Put fluffy pony in one of them
>Spend all day rolling giggling fluffy pony up and down hallway