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- Author: Anonymous
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- >Get new fluffy pony from adoption center.
- >Baby fluffy pegasus.
- >Barely weaned off fluffy milk.
- >Fall in love at first sight.
- >Don't even get him home before you have to pull over and play with him in the car.
- >"Yay, fwuffy wuv new daddy!"
- >Daddy loves new fluffy too.
- >Already have safe room built but new fluffy spends barely any time there.
- >Always out playing.
- >Sleeps in your bed, curled up against your cheek.
- >Don't even mind the occasional accident; he'll learn with time.
- >Little fluffy pegasus loves watching TV with you.
- >Flaps his useless little wings excitedly when he really likes something.
- >Favorite show is MLP: FiM.
- >everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg
- "Do you like TV ponies?"
- >"Yes! Yes! Wuv daddy but wuv tewwyvision ponies too!"
- "Which one is your favorite?"
- >"AppweJack!"
- >Grab fluffy pony by the tail.
- >Stomp down the stairs, bouncing his head off every step.
- >"Owwie! Ow! Owwie! Why daddy huwt fluffy?"
- >Don't say a word.
- >Open furnace door.
- >"Nooo!!! Pwease no hot fiwe daddy! Pwease no!!!"
- >Don't toss fluffy pony inside.
- >Pierce fluffy pony genitals with fishhook.
- >Hang him by wire directly in front of open furnace.
- >No quick death for you, stinking vermin creature.
- >Fluffy pony writhes and screams in agony as he is slowly roasted by furnace heat.
- >Fluff actually prolongs his suffering by insulating organs from the heat.
- >Death takes hours.
- >Fucking AppleJack fan.
- >That's not how you spell Pinkie Pie.
- >Toss the corpse outside to be eaten by stray dogs.
- >Get a cat.
- >Cats are badass.
- >Cats appreciate Pinkie Pie.
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