The Actress

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Synopisis: throughout Hollywood there are actresses with incredible talent, those who can bend a part to their will and truly make it their own. Your latest star... is not one of these talents. But she does have other skills that garenteee her place in popular culture.

Note a key element of this script is the terrible quality of the characters acting, while the in initial part of the script will be written moderately seriously performers are encouraged to ham it up and overact as much as possible, a note will be included in the script to show where the performer stops ‘acting’ and becomes the actual character. This script is intended to be fun and the writer encourages as much silliness as the performer deems appropriate.
Any listed sound effects should be considered optional.


Script:
Hey come on, we’ve got to get out of here. It’s killing us all, we’ve got to get out of here.
(Best)
Come on, what aren’t you moving! Oh no please not you too...
Oh my god, that thing it killed them. I’m all alone out here. I’m the only one left. I need to figure something out... I can call for help.
(Sounds of a phone being used)
No, no, no, no, no. It’s not working. Why isn’t it working. It has to work. I’m all alone, I don’t want to be alone. I can hear it out there, stalking me, it wants me, I can’t let it get me.
(Panting sounds of exertion)
I can make it, I’m tougher than they think, I’m strong and independent. I can beat this thing. All I have to do is believe in myself.
I can do anything, I survived that haunted house, even when the ghost came right at me. And I can beat these creepy woods to.
Wait, what was that? oh no. No, no, nooooo.
(The performer should trail of into an entirely unconvincing scream)
(Sounds of a film studio calling a shot, people milling around etc)
(The performer at this point should stop ‘acting’)
So how was that, was it good? It felt good. That was like the best performance I’ve ever given. It felt so true to me you know.
(Beat)
You really think we should go again? I don’t think we need to. I think that was great.
(Beat)
The sound dropped, awww, that’s too bad. I thought it was really great. Yeah I could use a break. What did you have in mind?
(Beat)
A walk? Sure I’d love to do that, after all you gave me this big break and all, and I can never thank you enough. Well let’s go then.
(Beat)
So how’d you think I did? Was it good? I’m just so happy to be here, to be a star in a real movie.
(Chuckle)
Yeah I know it’s only a low budget horror flick but once people see what I can do I know they’ll want to hire me. Especially if you put in a good word for me. Or maybe we could work together on your next film. You know I’m always willing to do... anything... you want me to right?
(Long somewhat suggestive beat)
Say, you’re not having second thoughts about me are you? Cause you know I’ll do anything to be in this film. Tell you what, why don’t we go to my trailer and I’ll remind you why you hired me in the first place.
(Sound sof walking)
Here we are. Just let me open it up.
(Door opens and then closes as the listener and performer step through.)
So mr director do you want to see my ‘performance’ again? Mmmm yes. Well I can’t really do it with all these clothes on can I?
(Beat)
No, that’s right. So let me take them off. Do you like looking at me? While I strip for you?
(Beat)
Mmm, I know I didn’t get this job because of my acting talents. But I’ve got something much more important...
Why don’t you take that cock out for me. I need it so bad... I’m getting wet just thinking about it. Mmm... you know I’m sure the costume department only makes us where this slutty lingerie under our costumes so you can watch us in it... do you like that naughty boy?
(Beat)
Oh of course I’ll leave it on for now, so black and lacy and slutty. Oh yes, give me that cock. I want to taste it.
(Sounds of a slow sensual blowjob. Improvised dialogue is encouraged)
Oh yes mr director, you have such a nice cock.
Do you like my mouth clamped around it? Or would you like something else. My holes are your’s to use.
(Long beat)
Ohh yes, there’s not much room in this trailer. But I’m happy to spread myself for you. I want you to fuck me, I want to feel your cock inside me.
(Beat followed by a low moan)
Ohh yes, fuck me. I need it, I need you. That’s it give it to me
(A period of moaning and improvised dirty talk)
Harder, yes. Oh god I need you to to fuck me harder. I need you, please.
(Another period of moaning and improvised dirty talk)
God yes. Stop, stop, stop, stop. I want to bend over for you. I want you to take me rough from behind. I need it please.
(Sounds of shuffling as the players rearrange themselves)
There now put it back in. Oooh, yes that’s it, faster, fuck me faster please.
(Moaning, grunting, improvised dirty talk etc.)
That’s it, I’m close please, I need it. I need to cum please.
(Moaning, grunting etc until an eventual loud climax)
Hehe that was good, but you need to finish to. So use my throat. Please use it. I want to taste you. And I just know it’ll make me perform better. Give it to me please.
(Sound of a blowjob, as ever improvised dialogue is encouraged)
Give it to me, give it to me. Give it to me.
(Beat compounded with sounds of satisfaction.)
Oh yes, but you gone and messed up my makeup, I’ll have to get that fixed now. Don’t worry, I’m sure they won’t ask why I have cum all over my pretty face. After all. This is Hollywood...

The end.