#56

LOL
I wasnt expecting to be called out for my 2v2 awp_legerity screenshots =[
I clearly have no screenshots of any of that, but if I ever got my old raptar HD fixed I could get the map off of it. I donno who has it anymore.

Along with a librarys worth of naked pictures of girls from highschool that Ill never be able to see again, let alone get shameless pictures of :[

#60

LOL
wouldnt you have had to get out of open first?

When I wake up in the morning and piss my share of excellence, there is more CS ability leaving my body through my urine than you possess in your entire feeble sack of meat.
Fucking chump.

I mean, its a given that I already have zero fucking clue who you are. All signs are pointing to you being a fanboy. But hey, I dont pay attention to these things anymore, maybe you slid under the ham radar....
.....
So I asked around.


: i idled over the weekend
HoliDay Ham Federer: have u ever heard of anyone named
HoliDay Ham Federer: awpt1x
: no but opt1x
: was a cheater
HoliDay Ham Federer: yeah that kid
: sounds like an alias
HoliDay Ham Federer: was a cheater
: hed use
HoliDay Ham Federer: this is awpt1x
: nah
: never heard of him
HoliDay Ham Federer: me neither, no one i asked has either
HoliDay Ham Federer: kid posts about me daily on the esea forums from what im told
HoliDay Ham Federer: and yet, i couldnt be paid enough money to tell you who he is
HoliDay Ham Federer: prolly is that optix kid



HoliDay Ham Federer: yo any idea who some random esea pugger named 'awpt1x' is?
HoliDay Ham Federer: kids obsessing over me on the forums
: nah dude
: nigga gettin loud wit ham?
HoliDay Ham Federer: nigga getting ate by ham for snacktime
: lol
: nah no clue tjo
: maybe hes that
HoliDay Ham Federer: no one fucking knows. ive sufficiently spent enough time trying to figure out who he is.
HoliDay Ham Federer: 3 minutes of my life Ill never get back
: kid that used to make threads about u all the time
: haha alright leme kno if u find out


HoliDay Ham Federer: awpt1x? or awplicks or something
: items reset weds
: lol no why
: do you really think id know any of these people that just started playing COUNTERSTRIKE
HoliDay Ham Federer: kid talks alot for someone that blows
HoliDay Ham Federer: but nah, I figured you wouldnt know him lol
HoliDay Ham Federer: nobody I asked knew him
HoliDay Ham Federer: honestly, it was well worth my time though, because now I can go paste logs of a survey of his peers saying 100% of the time 'who the fuck?'
: hahaaha cold as ice

#72


DOCTOR DOCTOR
WE HAVE A DIAGNOSIS
Yo awptits, nobody knows WHO THE FUCK you are

oh and you're an idiot. You must have missed the whole 'these things are all in jest and to make people look like idiots'

You clearly dont know the backstory to it and were one of the obscure fans reading about it that thought I was the one that initiated that offer. Kid got loud in a DM under my brothers steamID cus he was upset he gets outshot by legit players while hes the next forever0, tried gettin big threatenin to '1v1 aimmap' a kid named FAILWHALE, so I signed on my ham id..,and needless to say (since we both know you read about this and me daily), he promptly declined even when I offered MORE money than he had to put up.

I mean, I know my rifles were sent down to me from Zeus himself, but I was back a few DAYS after over a year of NO cs at all. Still have kids shook, I mean I do get rusty. Its why I keep your sister around to keep my game sharp.

See you in the Nuclear Fallout Shelter for important people. Oh wait, you wont be there. Just me and jay z sipping champagne.


#73

dont lie
you lold at ALL of it