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- from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #838, #859
- part 1: h ttps://pastebin.com/HQwmimMY
- h ttps://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/643545780967309333/891556684856709180/owl_anon_CHECK_EM.png
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- >Why are all the servants always staring at you?
- >The Owl with no name pondered this as he walked down the halls the eyes of all the male and female servants eyeing him as he strutted on by.
- >Was it so taboo for him to say hi and actually attempt to be nice to them?
- >Was he not trying hard enough, I mean he knew he was the ugly bird of the family but this was a bit much.
- >Making his way to the family dining room he hoped his family would have some answers to his questions over a warm meal.
- >Anon sighed as he ate dinner with the avian freaks of the underworld.
- >The queen btch of hell was taking her sweet time chewing him out for ‘whring himself’ something he literally did not know the meaning of.
- >All he does it attempt to converse he doesn’t get it.
- >”Well, are you gonna be another stolas and shame our family name for the sake getting your holes filled!?” Mother yelled at the owl.
- >”Mother I don’t need a doctor why would I need holes filled?” The heir asked
- >Stolas chuckled, Stella groaned, Octavia is there.
- >”Just, please don’t fk an imp, I can’t have the male heir refuse to continue the bloodline for the sake of a ftish.” Stella pleaded her anger fading on her dense son.
- >”What does fk mean?”
- >Stella let her head fall on the table, Stolas laughed, Octavia sent him a definition via text.
- >Anon looked at the message on his phone.
- >”That sounds gross. I’m not doing that.”
- >”That is literally all I ask of you.” Stella groaned out form the table cloth.
- >Anon nodded.
- >Oh Stella don’t be mad at our son for expressing his beauty to others. Or are you jealous.” Stolas said with a smirk that was empty as his holes currently.
- >”Guys, I know I’m ugly, you don’t have to boost my self esteem or whatever I’ve accepted it for a while now.” The heir said with a reassuring smile.
- >Silence fell over the table.
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- >In the previous thread, it was mentioned that Lucifer Lenes a rock band.
- >It’s not as much as ‘own’ as it is him being the lead.
- >Five of the Seven Princes came together to form a ‘dad rock band’.
- >Abbadon and Satan could not join on account of them being unable to leave their domains.
- What instruments would the give Princes play? And What would they call their band?
- >>41580380
- >Owlnon have never considered himself beautiful, believing that he is ugle as sin in comparison to his family.
- >He therefore does not know, nor fully understand, the effect he can have on others.
- >His family’s face when they realize that all this time, Owlnon never even attempted to be sltte nor sltry.
- >He had simply given up on working on his apperance since ‘What was the point’.
- I wonder What the others would do with this newfound realization. I could imagine that Stolas and Stella would try and work on his self-esteem, as clearly he doesn’t Think to highly of himself.
- Also Stella may feel somewhat bad for miss-judging him so severely as to be a potential ‘Stolas.02’
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- >Stella felt like her sons words rattle around her skull. He didn’t try to look that way? He didn’t want to have sx with every being in sight.
- >He wasn’t in danger of being like his bastard of a father?
- >Stella felt herself chuckle, finally some good news for once.
- >Stolas felt his heart halt in his small chest. His son looks that good and he doesn’t even try? >Stolas works his ass off to look this good and his son is able to pass him up by just existing?
- >And he finds himself ugly? That is not the way his son will think!
- >I mean maybe Octavia thinks she’s ugly too but this came up first.
- >”Anon, no son of mine will be ashamed of looking his best.” Stolas walked over to his seed and draped a lanky arm around his shoulder.
- >”Tonight, I’m gonna show you how to bed a-“
- >”You will not corrupt him ccker!”
- >Stella screeched to the point where she sounded like an actual bird for a moment.
- >”It’s just one night Stella plus what are you gonna do send a hitman after me again?”
- >Owlanon blinked “I thought those were moms boyfriends?”
- >”Mom and dad don’t have a normal relationship” >Octavia deadpans.
- >The owl is confused, Stella is panicking, Stolas is pretending everything is fine.
- >All in all its starting off like a normal day.
- >”Fine, Stella we’ll just look at girls for him to ogle at will that make you happy?”
- >The princess held her hands to her face.
- >”Fine, I give up, please don’t fk an imp anon.”
- >Before he can say a word anon is yanked off his fine ass and towards the end of the manor.
- >”I’m gonna teach you how to flirt!” Stolas proclaims proudly.
- >What.
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- h ttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/41601847/#41602024
- Welp time for more fmboy owl butt
- >Anon looks at the garments one of his servants gave him
- "Are you... Sure these are mine?"
- >"Yes, I believe it was a gift from one of the sinner overlords, Valentino I think."
- "Oh. Goodie."
- >Anon figures he should at least wear it once
- >The garments are leggings
- >The imp has to force himself to not gawk at Anons figure
- "Hmph. Not bad, quite comfortable actually."
- >The imp spots the word "Juicy" on Anons ru mp
- >Juicy indeed
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- >For some reason, the Imp servants are really attentive today
- >He'd never gotten a massage before
- >The lotion smelled a bit weird though
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- Any excuse to touch that as huh?
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- A little more than that
- It wasn't lotion anon
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- "Why does this yogurt taste salty? And why is it warm??"
- >"The more important question is why you've had three and haven't stopped yet, Sir."
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