Das Lewd

[2:21 PM] Table-Head Toaster: I wanna lick a navigators bare tummy
[2:33 PM] Cricket Irken: pardon?
[2:33 PM] Cricket Irken: they've got a job to do @Table-Head Toaster
[2:34 PM] Cricket Irken: you shouldn't be distracting them from their duties
[2:35 PM] Captain Cupcake: >implying anyone on the massive does their job
[2:40 PM] Table-Head Toaster: I wanna lick their tummy and reach under their skirt and gently stroke and finger their slit.
[2:41 PM] Captain Cupcake: :flushed:
[2:41 PM] Captain Cupcake: Oh man, imagine them having to keep working while you finger them
[2:44 PM] Table-Head Toaster: Oh of course
[2:44 PM] Table-Head Toaster: Then stroking accordingly depending on what’s lurking in said slit
[2:44 PM] Table-Head Toaster: Male or female I don’t care
[2:45 PM] Table-Head Toaster: I can still slam my fingers in them until they’re drooling and begging
[2:46 PM] Captain Cupcake: They're good soldiers, they would stay strong for a while
[2:46 PM] Captain Cupcake: but their breath would start to catch and their hips would shake
[2:47 PM] Captain Cupcake: but you'd have to slow down, can't let them get distracted from work eh?
[2:50 PM] Table-Head Toaster: Do you think an enemy would slow down an attack just for them to get their heads straight? No, I want these soldiers ready for war! I’m gonna finger them harder, faster, sinking in more fingers
[2:53 PM] Table-Head Toaster: I want fluid dribbling down my arm, their eyes rolled back and collar soaked in spit from drooling
[2:54 PM] Table-Head Toaster: I wanna teach them first hand why having 5 fingers is more fun than 3
[2:55 PM] FunnyStarRunner: i was picturing toasty molesting a navigator
[2:56 PM] FunnyStarRunner: the crippling humiliation of being dominated by someone shorter than you
[2:58 PM] Table-Head Toaster: I mean sure just cut off that fingers sentence
[2:58 PM] Table-Head Toaster: Anyways
[3:00 PM] Table-Head Toaster: If it’s Toasty she’d just get her head under their skirt and start sucking their slit, spreading them with her little claws and putting her skilled mouth and tongue to work
[3:00 PM] FunnyStarRunner: nice
[3:02 PM] Table-Head Toaster: Swirling her tongue and returning to reducing them to whines with her fingers deep in them, making the poor navigator grip their console til their knuckles are white
[3:04 PM] Table-Head Toaster: Their orgasmic cry would be loud enough to even catch the attention of the Tallest below, echoing in the large chamber as their body seized and throbbed with that extreme release of tension
[3:06 PM] Table-Head Toaster: Toasty would giggle below them, cleaning up any fluids and licking their slit clean, making the poor navigator wince from sensitivity
[3:08 PM] Table-Head Toaster: She would emerge from under their uniform, licking and sucking her clawed fingers clean, giving her typical smug little grin.
[3:09 PM] Table-Head Toaster: Leaving their poor irken laid out on their workstation while she whistles, strapping her table back on, then leaving a drink next to them.
[3:10 PM] Table-Head Toaster: “Hydration is super important!” She’d say in her sweet little voice before skipping off
[3:17 PM] Captain Cupcake: Toasty is just the resident semen demon
[3:17 PM] Captain Cupcake: She saunters up to you and dives under your skirt and you can't move or you're "abandoning your post"
[3:17 PM] Captain Cupcake: and if you try to stop her she just gets more determinted
[3:18 PM] Grandpa Twizz: Helping save the Irken race.
[3:23 PM] Captain Cupcake: Toasty has been the mom for so many soldiers
[3:23 PM] Captain Cupcake: She would be so proud to know how many people they've killed
[3:25 PM] Grandpa Twizz: She totally gets tons of Smeetery day cards and war trophies.
[3:26 PM] Table-Head Toaster: Her voracious need for fuk is 102% due to her being fertile. Pretty sure the reason hormone inhibitors came into play is because uninhibited, Irkens are horny and can’t get anything done, which isn’t great for a war machine.
[3:26 PM] Grandpa Twizz: I still stand by my theory Irkens used to fuck their way to dominance.
[3:27 PM] Captain Cupcake: She's lucky she dates cupcake
[3:27 PM] Captain Cupcake: imagine having your mind filled with the thoughts of getting filled with eggs
[3:27 PM] Captain Cupcake: and never getting any
[3:28 PM] FunnyStarRunner: like bonobos having sex as conflict resolutions
[3:28 PM] Grandpa Twizz: Kek.
[3:29 PM] Table-Head Toaster: I imagine most of her dirty talk with Cupcake is begging him to fertilize her eggs, make her gravid.
[3:30 PM] Table-Head Toaster: Probably nothing feels better than getting fucked right before laying
[3:30 PM] Captain Cupcake: Scrambled eggs
[3:31 PM] Table-Head Toaster: She cums so hard a couple eggs shoot out
[3:31 PM] Grandpa Twizz: You have my attention.
[3:32 PM] Table-Head Toaster: She’s laid so many times it no longer hurts significantly, it’s just fucking orgasmic for her
[3:34 PM] Table-Head Toaster: Cupcake holding her in his lap, bucket ready to catch her eggs while he absolutely goes to town on her clit.
[3:34 PM] Table-Head Toaster: Rubbing and playing with her while she pops out egg after goopy egg
[3:36 PM] Table-Head Toaster: Her pelvic floor muscles are strong as hell so she can just shoot them out if she wanted, but taking her time and pretending to struggle is much more fun
[3:36 PM] 𝓒𝓞𝓤𝓝𝓣𝓡𝓨 ℝ 𝕆 𝔸 𝔻 𝕊 [GARBO]: thank god im not in public
[3:37 PM] Grandpa Twizz: >It's fresh content
[3:37 PM] Grandpa Twizz: >That also appeals to my fetishes
[3:38 PM] Grandpa Twizz: Today is a good day.
[3:41 PM] Table-Head Toaster: She’d tell him when she was down to the last one, and he’d ramp up the rubbing, doing his best to make her have her final, hardest orgasm while letting it loose
[3:47 PM] Table-Head Toaster: With a hard gush of sticky egg jelly and a powerful cry, she’d push the last one out, tired and shuddering from effort and orgasm. Cupcake would bend down and kiss her head while she’d slump in his lap, satisfied. She’d noticed her clutches had been getting bigger and bigger. She started with just 12, and this one was a solid 24! Maybe all that messing around in her pak that B34 had done had something to do with it.
[3:48 PM] FunnyStarRunner: snack table singlehandedly repopulates an entire smeetery
[3:52 PM] Captain Cupcake: hmm I leave for ten minutes
[3:52 PM] Grandpa Twizz: Missing the good shit.
[3:53 PM] Captain Cupcake: On the contrary
Cupcake catches one right before its going out, pushing it back inside her with an evil chuckle
[3:54 PM] Captain Cupcake: "ah ah ah~"
[3:54 PM] Captain Cupcake: "You're not in a hurry are you?"
[4:08 PM] Table-Head Toaster: oof
[4:11 PM] Table-Head Toaster: Cupcake fucks her in the flump so he can also feel the eggs pushing out of her
[4:13 PM] Grandpa Twizz: God you guys are meeting all my standards
[4:17 PM] Table-Head Toaster: Toasty would be just a big slut for getting fertilized and getting big with eggs. It would be so hormonally pleasing.
[4:17 PM] Cricket Irken: wait Toaster would get pregant with PAKs?
[4:18 PM] Table-Head Toaster: ????
[4:18 PM] Cricket Irken: that's probably how Irken pregnancy used to work
[4:21 PM] Grandpa Twizz: Nah man, egg.
[4:21 PM] Grandpa Twizz: Irken don't need PAK in egg.
[4:23 PM] Table-Head Toaster: They get paks put on after hatching
[4:24 PM] Table-Head Toaster: Hence why all laid eggs are given to B34 so she can ship them off to smeeteries to be properly hatched and pak’d.
[4:26 PM] Captain Cupcake: Irkens get no sex ed about birth so the eggs thing is just like this weird pleasurable thing that happens once a year
[4:28 PM] Captain Cupcake: >Cupcake's shcmoo worming all the way up her flump because there's no back door stopping him
[4:32 PM] Captain Cupcake: Now we're talking serious abdominal bulge
[4:36 PM] Table-Head Toaster: Eggs and cock, the two things she loves being full to the brim with
[4:38 PM] Table-Head Toaster: Also >once a year
[4:39 PM] Table-Head Toaster: Oh no buddy it’s happening more like once a month
[4:39 PM] Table-Head Toaster: Or maybe every 6 weeks
[4:39 PM] Captain Cupcake: Oh I meant for the egg festival
[4:39 PM] Captain Cupcake: for toasty its fucking round the clock
[4:40 PM] Grandpa Twizz: Truly the saviors of the Irken race.
[4:40 PM] Table-Head Toaster: Him feeling those eggs rolling against his length through her inner walls~
[4:43 PM] Captain Cupcake: He's versitile, could probably push them out if he moved it right
[4:45 PM] Captain Cupcake: Feeling his schmoo inside her, pressing down and up, stopping her and then pushing them out
[5:00 PM] Table-Head Toaster: Holy shit why is that idea hot as hell
[5:02 PM] Grandpa Twizz: I've stopped asking questions at this point, just roll with it.
[5:06 PM] Table-Head Toaster: With Cupcake it’s less flump fucking and more straight up squeedlyspooch fuck
[5:06 PM] Table-Head Toaster: Which is hot
[5:09 PM] Table-Head Toaster: The idea of him moving the eggs from the inside, pushing them up and down in her
[5:25 PM] Captain Cupcake: He just starts counting them one at a time and she can feel his tip moving around inside her, tapping each one
[5:26 PM] Captain Cupcake: "ten, eleven... oh no! i lost count.~"