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Plus One (2019)

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  3. This is gonna be tough.
  4.  
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  7. Um... my sister
  8. means a lot to me.
  9.  
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  12. I feel incredibly lucky
  13. and blessed to have you
  14.  
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  17. not only as my daughter
  18. but as my very best friend.
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  22. Oh.
  23.  
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  26. While Devery
  27. was growing up, many doubted
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  31. that the words "Devery"
  32. and "wedding"...
  33.  
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  35. 00:00:51,685 --> 00:00:54,453
  36. ...would ever be used
  37. simultaneously.
  38.  
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  41. If there's one important lesson
  42. my parents have taught me
  43.  
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  46. to a great life
  47. and a happy marriage,
  48.  
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  51. it's to always have a drink
  52. in your hand.
  53.  
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  55. 00:01:05,466 --> 00:01:08,067
  56. And since Seth is
  57. one of my best friends
  58.  
  59. 13
  60. 00:01:08,069 --> 00:01:10,235
  61. and you just embarrassed Seth,
  62.  
  63. 14
  64. 00:01:10,237 --> 00:01:12,738
  65. I got his back, and I'm about to
  66. embarrass Jillian.
  67.  
  68. 15
  69. 00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:16,375
  70. And I saw Camille laugh,
  71. then I knew you were the one.
  72.  
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  75. God bless you both.
  76. I love you.
  77.  
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  80. I would like to propose a toast.
  81.  
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  84. - Raise your glasses.
  85. - Cheers.
  86.  
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  89. Cheers.
  90.  
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  93. Cheers.
  94.  
  95. 21
  96. 00:01:30,458 --> 00:01:32,224
  97. So...
  98.  
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  101. here you are... getting married.
  102.  
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  105. Ugh.
  106.  
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  109. You always said
  110. I'd be the first to go,
  111.  
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  113. 00:01:40,367 --> 00:01:43,669
  114. but... I guess this makes sense.
  115.  
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  118. It's just like the sleepovers
  119. we used to have.
  120.  
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  123. We were young...
  124.  
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  126. 00:01:48,676 --> 00:01:50,509
  127. - but we were kings.
  128. - Ben.
  129.  
  130. 29
  131. 00:01:50,511 --> 00:01:52,778
  132. A group of guys trying to
  133. stay up as late as we could.
  134.  
  135. 30
  136. 00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:55,280
  137. Nothing could make us surrender
  138. our freedom.
  139.  
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  141. 00:01:55,282 --> 00:01:56,315
  142. - Ben.
  143. - Yes. Alice.
  144.  
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  147. Sorry, but I have a question.
  148.  
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  151. Why is this whole thing
  152. about sleeping children?
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  156. It's an allegory.
  157. Can you just let me finish?
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  161. Oh! Okay. Well, as an allegory,
  162. then this is amazing.
  163.  
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  166. You promised
  167. you'd be supportive.
  168.  
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  171. I am! I just told you it's
  172. amazing.
  173.  
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  176. Keep going.
  177.  
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  180. See, there are a couple
  181. of phases to every sleepover.
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  185. First there's the beginning
  186. of the night,
  187.  
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  190. when everything's perfect
  191.  
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  194. and it seems like no one's
  195. ever going to bed.
  196.  
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  199. Then a few guys pass out,
  200. and everyone makes fun of them
  201.  
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  203. 00:02:21,709 --> 00:02:23,275
  204. for being weak and soft.
  205.  
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  208. - Soft?
  209. - Okay.
  210.  
  211. 46
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  213. But slowly, the rest pass out,
  214. and before you know it,
  215.  
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  218. it's down to you
  219. and one other person.
  220.  
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  223. That was always me and Matt.
  224.  
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  227. Brothers in arms.
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  231. Well, that was fuckin' weird.
  232.  
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  235. All right.
  236. The speech is good.
  237.  
  238. 52
  239. 00:02:41,695 --> 00:02:44,663
  240. - You're just being a dick.
  241. - Um, I'm sorry, Ben.
  242.  
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  245. Do you know
  246. what a best-man's speech is?
  247.  
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  250. It is one man's heartfelt truth
  251. spoken publicly to another man
  252.  
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  255. who happens to be
  256. getting married
  257.  
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  259. 00:02:52,706 --> 00:02:54,606
  260. and leaving me behind forever.
  261.  
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  264. - Eesh.
  265. - I'm fine.
  266.  
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  269. - Yeah?
  270. - I know how that sounded.
  271.  
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  274. I'm fine.
  275. I'm happy for Matt.
  276.  
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  279. - Clearly.
  280. - No, I-I really am.
  281.  
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  284. And plus, I got someone
  285. to look forward to.
  286.  
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  289. Jess Ramsey's in the house
  290. tonight.
  291.  
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  294. Who?
  295.  
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  298. Jess Ramsey.
  299. You know who she is.
  300.  
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  303. Remember she came to visit
  304. our dorm freshman year?
  305.  
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  308. She almost spent the night
  309. in my room.
  310.  
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  313. We did that play in high school
  314. where we had to kiss,
  315.  
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  318. but then, at the after-party,
  319. we actually kissed.
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  323. I'm really sorry, Ben.
  324.  
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  327. I must have cleared out
  328. the memory of her
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  332. to make space
  333. for something else.
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  337. - Okay. This has been great.
  338. - I agree.
  339.  
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  342. But I think it's time for you
  343. to go back to your room.
  344.  
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  347. I don't like my room.
  348.  
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  351. I got to get
  352. to my best-man duties.
  353.  
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  356. - Come on.
  357. - Duties? What duties?
  358.  
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  361. Pictures, mingling.
  362. There's a lot of mingling.
  363.  
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  365. 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:35,314
  366. - Well, I've got zero duties.
  367. - Come on.
  368.  
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  371. Ben, I'm trying to help you,
  372. okay?
  373.  
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  376. A wedding speech
  377. is just making people laugh.
  378.  
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  381. This Ramsey girl
  382. doesn't want to hear
  383.  
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  386. your weird, jealous sendoff
  387. for Matt.
  388.  
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  391. I'm not jealous.
  392.  
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  395. You're a little jelly.
  396.  
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  399. You're a little jellybean.
  400. Boop-boop-beep.
  401.  
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  404. Okay.
  405. Bye, Alice.
  406.  
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  409. Okay. Bye.
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  413. Your speech sucked.
  414.  
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  417. Just tell them a funny story.
  418.  
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  421. You'll thank me later.
  422.  
  423. 91
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  425. Fuck.
  426.  
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  428. 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:03,909
  429. But somehow Amanda still thought
  430. Matt was attractive after that.
  431.  
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  434. So I'd like to raise a glass...
  435.  
  436. 94
  437. 00:04:11,952 --> 00:04:13,885
  438. ...to Matt and Amanda.
  439.  
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  441. 00:04:13,887 --> 00:04:15,887
  442. I love you guys so much.
  443. Congratulations.
  444.  
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  447. - Great speech.
  448. - Thank you. Appreciate it.
  449.  
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  452. Dude, get over here.
  453. That was amazing.
  454.  
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  457. - Thank you so much!
  458. - You liked it? You liked it?
  459.  
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  461. 00:04:26,667 --> 00:04:28,333
  462. - Loved it.
  463. - Oh, good.
  464.  
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  467. That was so good, Ben!
  468.  
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  471. - Thank you.
  472. - Oh, my God. Of course.
  473.  
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  476. Oh, it was so good.
  477.  
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  480. I can't believe you told
  481. the hot dog story.
  482.  
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  485. I had to tell it.
  486.  
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  488. 00:04:35,709 --> 00:04:37,609
  489. I'm sure Bubbe loved
  490. the hot dog story.
  491.  
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  494. - I think she kind of did.
  495. - She had to hear it.
  496.  
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  499. - Maybe?
  500. - All right.
  501.  
  502. 108
  503. 00:04:40,881 --> 00:04:42,948
  504. Let's get that bride and groom
  505. out on the dance floor.
  506.  
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  509. We'll see you in a second.
  510.  
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  513. Yes. Go. Go.
  514. Have fun.
  515.  
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  518. - Oh. Thanks, guy.
  519. - Dude, great speech.
  520.  
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  523. Thank you.
  524. Thank you.
  525.  
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  528. There he is.
  529. Best speech of the night.
  530.  
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  533. Yeah.
  534. Thanks, guys, really.
  535.  
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  538. Oh!
  539.  
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  542. Looks like it wasn't
  543. such a bad speech after all.
  544.  
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  547. You changed the whole thing
  548. 'cause of me.
  549.  
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  552. I saved the speech.
  553.  
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  556. I'm a hero.
  557. Mm.
  558.  
  559. 120
  560. 00:05:13,881 --> 00:05:16,782
  561. Did you get blackout
  562. while I was up there?
  563.  
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  566. Did you get blackout
  567. when<i> you</i> were up there?
  568.  
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  571. Fucking hell.
  572.  
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  575. Ben, that was so good.
  576.  
  577. 124
  578. 00:05:22,089 --> 00:05:23,422
  579. Oh, my God.
  580. Thanks, Kelly.
  581.  
  582. 125
  583. 00:05:23,424 --> 00:05:25,490
  584. - It was so sweet.
  585. - Really? It was?
  586.  
  587. 126
  588. 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:26,858
  589. Okay.
  590.  
  591. 127
  592. 00:05:36,603 --> 00:05:38,704
  593. Whoo. Watch out.
  594.  
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  597. Alice.
  598.  
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  600. 00:05:42,109 --> 00:05:44,109
  601. You're dancing all alone
  602. over here.
  603.  
  604. 130
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  606. That's the name of my new book.
  607.  
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  610. Hey. Hey.
  611. I know.
  612.  
  613. 132
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  615. I have been so completely
  616. wrapped up
  617.  
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  620. in all this wedding shit.
  621.  
  622. 134
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  624. I was meaning to call you.
  625. But I heard about you and Nate.
  626.  
  627. 135
  628. 00:05:53,620 --> 00:05:55,487
  629. - I'm so sorry.
  630. - Oh, fine.
  631.  
  632. 136
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  634. Let's not talk about it here.
  635.  
  636. 137
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  638. Oh, my God.
  639. Anne! My God!
  640.  
  641. 138
  642. 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:01,693
  643. Congratulations!
  644.  
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  647. Ben King!
  648.  
  649. 140
  650. 00:06:02,963 --> 00:06:04,496
  651. Jess Ramsey.
  652.  
  653. 141
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  655. I have been trying
  656. to talk to you all night.
  657.  
  658. 142
  659. 00:06:06,467 --> 00:06:07,733
  660. Here's the thing.
  661.  
  662. 143
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  664. I'm the best man,
  665. so I'm a little busy.
  666.  
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  669. - I have a lot going on.
  670. - I noticed. I did.
  671.  
  672. 145
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  674. - And the speech was so good.
  675. - Oh, my God. Thank you so much.
  676.  
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  679. Yeah, thanks.
  680. Took us forever to write it.
  681.  
  682. 147
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  684. - Oh, you helped with the speech?
  685. - Yeah.
  686.  
  687. 148
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  689. - No.
  690. - Just the good parts, though.
  691.  
  692. 149
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  694. The pedophilia shit
  695. was all this guy.
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  697. 150
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  699. Alice, I think there's another
  700. dance floor in the basement.
  701.  
  702. 151
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  704. What?
  705.  
  706. 152
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  708. There's another dance floor
  709. in the basement.
  710.  
  711. 153
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  713. You should go find it.
  714.  
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  717. You're a bad person.
  718.  
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  721. Is that your girlfriend?
  722.  
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  725. Her? N-No.
  726. No. That's just Alice.
  727.  
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  730. She's my friend from college.
  731.  
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  734. We're gonna
  735. slow things down here.
  736.  
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  739. Uh, shall we?
  740.  
  741. 160
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  743. Oh.
  744. Sure.
  745.  
  746. 161
  747. 00:06:45,506 --> 00:06:48,006
  748. I got to warn you,
  749. I got some pretty great moves.
  750.  
  751. 162
  752. 00:06:49,676 --> 00:06:51,910
  753. - How you been?
  754. - Good. I've been good.
  755.  
  756. 163
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  758. You know, it's wedding season,
  759. so I've been kind of --
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  762. 00:06:53,814 --> 00:06:55,614
  763. Depressed?
  764. Totally.
  765.  
  766. 165
  767. 00:06:55,616 --> 00:06:57,149
  768. I was gonna say busy.
  769.  
  770. 166
  771. 00:06:57,151 --> 00:06:59,050
  772. Yes. Busy. Busy is the word.
  773.  
  774. 167
  775. 00:06:59,052 --> 00:07:00,719
  776. - Yeah.
  777. - Ben!
  778.  
  779. 168
  780. 00:07:00,721 --> 00:07:02,888
  781. Ben!
  782.  
  783. 169
  784. 00:07:02,890 --> 00:07:04,156
  785. Oh.
  786.  
  787. 170
  788. 00:07:04,158 --> 00:07:06,591
  789. Looks like Alice found
  790. a new boyfriend.
  791.  
  792. 171
  793. 00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:09,661
  794. Ben, come touch this kid's arm.
  795. He's so soft.
  796.  
  797. 172
  798. 00:07:09,663 --> 00:07:12,497
  799. She's not usually like this.
  800. She's going through a breakup.
  801.  
  802. 173
  803. 00:07:12,499 --> 00:07:15,467
  804. Is she okay?
  805. I mean, should you go help her?
  806.  
  807. 174
  808. 00:07:15,469 --> 00:07:17,436
  809. Um, I-I think she's fine.
  810.  
  811. 175
  812. 00:07:17,438 --> 00:07:18,970
  813. Ben, come touch him!
  814.  
  815. 176
  816. 00:07:18,972 --> 00:07:21,039
  817. Oh, my God.
  818. It's gorgeous out here.
  819.  
  820. 177
  821. 00:07:21,041 --> 00:07:23,008
  822. - Yeah.
  823. - I thought the<i> inside</i> was great.
  824.  
  825. 178
  826. 00:07:23,010 --> 00:07:24,976
  827. Then I saw the outside
  828. and I'm like,
  829.  
  830. 179
  831. 00:07:24,978 --> 00:07:26,678
  832. "What have I been doing inside?"
  833.  
  834. 180
  835. 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:27,946
  836. It's fantastic.
  837.  
  838. 181
  839. 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:30,482
  840. Are you sure
  841. Alice is gonna be okay?
  842.  
  843. 182
  844. 00:07:30,484 --> 00:07:32,818
  845. Yeah, yeah. She got in
  846. the shuttle back to the hotel.
  847.  
  848. 183
  849. 00:07:32,820 --> 00:07:35,821
  850. As long as she can make her way
  851. to her room, she<i> should</i> be fine.
  852.  
  853. 184
  854. 00:07:35,823 --> 00:07:37,823
  855. I feel like that might be
  856. a challenge for her.
  857.  
  858. 185
  859. 00:07:37,825 --> 00:07:40,792
  860. Oh, it's definitely
  861. up for grabs. Yes.
  862.  
  863. 186
  864. 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:42,594
  865. You totally could have stayed
  866. with her.
  867.  
  868. 187
  869. 00:07:42,596 --> 00:07:44,463
  870. I'm just gonna get a car
  871. and head home.
  872.  
  873. 188
  874. 00:07:44,465 --> 00:07:46,965
  875. No, no, no. I mean, I feel like
  876. I so rarely get to see you.
  877.  
  878. 189
  879. 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:48,700
  880. This was so great
  881. to just catch up.
  882.  
  883. 190
  884. 00:07:48,702 --> 00:07:50,135
  885. - Yeah.
  886. - Yeah.
  887.  
  888. 191
  889. 00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:51,870
  890. Alice and I, we're not even
  891. really that close.
  892.  
  893. 192
  894. 00:07:51,872 --> 00:07:53,905
  895. She just needs a shoulder
  896. to cry on right now.
  897.  
  898. 193
  899. 00:07:53,907 --> 00:07:55,607
  900. And you get to be
  901. the lucky shoulder.
  902.  
  903. 194
  904. 00:07:55,609 --> 00:07:59,845
  905. Yeah. I feel really, um,
  906. blessed and honored.
  907.  
  908. 195
  909. 00:07:59,847 --> 00:08:02,481
  910. That's one of the many gifts
  911. of being at the singles' table.
  912.  
  913. 196
  914. 00:08:02,483 --> 00:08:05,484
  915. You get all the singles
  916. that come with it.
  917.  
  918. 197
  919. 00:08:05,486 --> 00:08:07,252
  920. Yeah. It sounds like you need
  921. a new table.
  922.  
  923. 198
  924. 00:08:07,254 --> 00:08:09,521
  925. Well, you got to be
  926. in a relationship for that.
  927.  
  928. 199
  929. 00:08:09,523 --> 00:08:10,889
  930. That can't be a problem for you.
  931.  
  932. 200
  933. 00:08:10,891 --> 00:08:13,158
  934. You're cute and charming
  935. and funny.
  936.  
  937. 201
  938. 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,160
  939. - Go on.
  940. - Oh, stop.
  941.  
  942. 202
  943. 00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:18,964
  944. - Oh, my God.
  945. - Oh, God. Oh, uh...
  946.  
  947. 203
  948. 00:08:18,966 --> 00:08:20,565
  949. I'm s-- Was that --
  950.  
  951. 204
  952. 00:08:20,567 --> 00:08:21,800
  953. Did I--
  954. What just happened?
  955.  
  956. 205
  957. 00:08:21,802 --> 00:08:23,034
  958. Did I just do something
  959. horrible?
  960.  
  961. 206
  962. 00:08:23,036 --> 00:08:24,970
  963. It's okay.
  964. Just, um, I'm engaged.
  965.  
  966. 207
  967. 00:08:24,972 --> 00:08:28,840
  968. Jesus. I... Okay.
  969. Was that there the whole time?
  970.  
  971. 208
  972. 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:30,242
  973. - Yeah.
  974. - Okay.
  975.  
  976. 209
  977. 00:08:30,244 --> 00:08:31,977
  978. I guess I got to start
  979. looking out for those.
  980.  
  981. 210
  982. 00:08:31,979 --> 00:08:33,612
  983. Um, I'm so sorry.
  984.  
  985. 211
  986. 00:08:33,614 --> 00:08:34,779
  987. - I had no idea.
  988. - It's okay.
  989.  
  990. 212
  991. 00:08:34,781 --> 00:08:36,281
  992. Uh, I should get a car, though,
  993.  
  994. 213
  995. 00:08:36,283 --> 00:08:38,650
  996. 'cause I have this crazy day
  997. tomorrow and I need to...
  998.  
  999. 214
  1000. 00:08:38,652 --> 00:08:40,886
  1001. Yeah. Yeah.
  1002. For sure.
  1003.  
  1004. 215
  1005. 00:08:42,990 --> 00:08:44,723
  1006. It was so nice seeing you,
  1007. though.
  1008.  
  1009. 216
  1010. 00:08:44,725 --> 00:08:47,192
  1011. Yeah! Yeah. This, um, this --
  1012. this was great.
  1013.  
  1014. 217
  1015. 00:08:47,194 --> 00:08:48,226
  1016. - Yep.
  1017. - Yeah.
  1018.  
  1019. 218
  1020. 00:08:48,228 --> 00:08:50,529
  1021. - Oh.
  1022. - Okay.
  1023.  
  1024. 219
  1025. 00:08:50,531 --> 00:08:52,831
  1026. Well...
  1027.  
  1028. 220
  1029. 00:08:52,833 --> 00:08:55,267
  1030. - Yeah. Bye, Jess. See ya.
  1031. - Bye, Ben.
  1032.  
  1033. 221
  1034. 00:09:00,974 --> 00:09:04,242
  1035. Oh, fuck, yeah.
  1036.  
  1037. 222
  1038. 00:09:08,115 --> 00:09:09,981
  1039. Oh, God. Oh.
  1040.  
  1041. 223
  1042. 00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:11,816
  1043. What are you doing?
  1044.  
  1045. 224
  1046. 00:09:11,818 --> 00:09:14,319
  1047. I'm catching up
  1048. on old episodes of "Bones."
  1049.  
  1050. 225
  1051. 00:09:14,321 --> 00:09:17,122
  1052. - Oh, fuck!
  1053. - How did you get in here?
  1054.  
  1055. 226
  1056. 00:09:17,124 --> 00:09:19,758
  1057. I stole one of your key cards
  1058. this morning.
  1059.  
  1060. 227
  1061. 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:22,127
  1062. Well, that's just
  1063. a huge violation of privacy.
  1064.  
  1065. 228
  1066. 00:09:22,129 --> 00:09:23,695
  1067. I'm sorry!
  1068.  
  1069. 229
  1070. 00:09:23,697 --> 00:09:25,096
  1071. Yeah.
  1072.  
  1073. 230
  1074. 00:09:25,098 --> 00:09:27,332
  1075. How'd it go with blondie?
  1076.  
  1077. 231
  1078. 00:09:27,334 --> 00:09:28,767
  1079. I ate shit.
  1080.  
  1081. 232
  1082. 00:09:28,769 --> 00:09:31,970
  1083. Went in for the kiss.
  1084. Did not go well.
  1085.  
  1086. 233
  1087. 00:09:31,972 --> 00:09:35,206
  1088. Apparently, she's engaged,
  1089. because of course she is.
  1090.  
  1091. 234
  1092. 00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:37,709
  1093. Though I feel a little led on
  1094.  
  1095. 235
  1096. 00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:40,879
  1097. 'cause she touches me a lot
  1098. for someone with a fiancé.
  1099.  
  1100. 236
  1101. 00:09:42,215 --> 00:09:44,249
  1102. Whoa, whoa.
  1103. Hey, hey.
  1104.  
  1105. 237
  1106. 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:45,283
  1107. Hey.
  1108.  
  1109. 238
  1110. 00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:48,119
  1111. All right?
  1112.  
  1113. 239
  1114. 00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:49,321
  1115. What's wrong?
  1116.  
  1117. 240
  1118. 00:09:52,159 --> 00:09:53,325
  1119. Is this a Nate thing?
  1120.  
  1121. 241
  1122. 00:09:53,327 --> 00:09:55,760
  1123. No, it's not a Nate thing!
  1124. God!
  1125.  
  1126. 242
  1127. 00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:57,629
  1128. Okay, okay.
  1129.  
  1130. 243
  1131. 00:09:57,631 --> 00:10:01,266
  1132. It's just why does everyone
  1133. have to get married<i> now?</i>
  1134.  
  1135. 244
  1136. 00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:03,134
  1137. So it<i> is</i> a Nate thing.
  1138.  
  1139. 245
  1140. 00:10:03,136 --> 00:10:06,371
  1141. My little sister's
  1142. getting married before me.
  1143.  
  1144. 246
  1145. 00:10:06,373 --> 00:10:08,673
  1146. And I have four more to do
  1147. this year.
  1148.  
  1149. 247
  1150. 00:10:08,675 --> 00:10:09,874
  1151. Four!
  1152.  
  1153. 248
  1154. 00:10:09,876 --> 00:10:10,976
  1155. Yeah.
  1156.  
  1157. 249
  1158. 00:10:10,978 --> 00:10:12,811
  1159. I got you beat.
  1160.  
  1161. 250
  1162. 00:10:12,813 --> 00:10:14,613
  1163. Six.
  1164.  
  1165. 251
  1166. 00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:18,016
  1167. I feel like once everybody
  1168. saw 30 on the horizon,
  1169.  
  1170. 252
  1171. 00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:19,951
  1172. they were like, "Hey, guys.
  1173.  
  1174. 253
  1175. 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:23,188
  1176. Um, you know what?
  1177. I<i> would</i> like to get engaged."
  1178.  
  1179. 254
  1180. 00:10:23,190 --> 00:10:25,390
  1181. - Hey, Ben?
  1182. - Here.
  1183.  
  1184. 255
  1185. 00:10:25,392 --> 00:10:27,759
  1186. Will you come to Jason
  1187. and Sarah's wedding with me
  1188.  
  1189. 256
  1190. 00:10:27,761 --> 00:10:29,127
  1191. next weekend?
  1192.  
  1193. 257
  1194. 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:31,830
  1195. Alice, I'm not looking to go
  1196. to more of these.
  1197.  
  1198. 258
  1199. 00:10:31,832 --> 00:10:33,898
  1200. I already told them
  1201. I was bringing someone
  1202.  
  1203. 259
  1204. 00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:35,266
  1205. when Nate and I
  1206. were still together,
  1207.  
  1208. 260
  1209. 00:10:35,268 --> 00:10:38,203
  1210. and I really don't want to go
  1211. alone.
  1212.  
  1213. 261
  1214. 00:10:40,007 --> 00:10:42,807
  1215. There's gonna be
  1216. a lot of cute girls there.
  1217.  
  1218. 262
  1219. 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,009
  1220. You might meet someone,
  1221.  
  1222. 263
  1223. 00:10:44,011 --> 00:10:46,144
  1224. someone even better
  1225. than Jen Rimbly.
  1226.  
  1227. 264
  1228. 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:48,813
  1229. Jess Ramsey, but yeah,
  1230. I hear you.
  1231.  
  1232. 265
  1233. 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,348
  1234. Please.
  1235.  
  1236. 266
  1237. 00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:52,283
  1238. Please, Ben.
  1239.  
  1240. 267
  1241. 00:10:54,855 --> 00:10:56,955
  1242. I promise you're gonna meet
  1243. someone,
  1244.  
  1245. 268
  1246. 00:10:56,957 --> 00:10:58,423
  1247. and if you don't,
  1248.  
  1249. 269
  1250. 00:10:58,425 --> 00:11:00,959
  1251. I will pay someone
  1252. to take care of you.
  1253.  
  1254. 270
  1255. 00:11:00,961 --> 00:11:02,394
  1256. No.
  1257. No deal.
  1258.  
  1259. 271
  1260. 00:11:02,396 --> 00:11:03,995
  1261. So we have a deal.
  1262.  
  1263. 272
  1264. 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:10,935
  1265. Oh.
  1266.  
  1267. 273
  1268. 00:11:10,937 --> 00:11:13,104
  1269. Oh, shit. Um, okay.
  1270.  
  1271. 274
  1272. 00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:14,139
  1273. Here. Here. Here.
  1274.  
  1275. 275
  1276. 00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:19,210
  1277. Okay.
  1278. Okay.
  1279.  
  1280. 276
  1281. 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:25,150
  1282. You're okay.
  1283.  
  1284. 277
  1285. 00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:00,251
  1286. Hey.
  1287.  
  1288. 278
  1289. 00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:02,387
  1290. Alice.
  1291.  
  1292. 279
  1293. 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:03,955
  1294. Aah!
  1295.  
  1296. 280
  1297. 00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:06,091
  1298. - You're home.
  1299. - What the fuck?
  1300.  
  1301. 281
  1302. 00:12:07,194 --> 00:12:10,028
  1303. You're such an asshole.
  1304.  
  1305. 282
  1306. 00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:13,364
  1307. ♪ Every night I'm down ♪
  1308.  
  1309. 283
  1310. 00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:16,000
  1311. - Bye.
  1312. - ♪ Got my face on the floor ♪
  1313.  
  1314. 284
  1315. 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:20,371
  1316. ♪ Where there once was sound ♪
  1317.  
  1318. 285
  1319. 00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:22,974
  1320. ♪ There isn't anymore ♪
  1321.  
  1322. 286
  1323. 00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:27,212
  1324. ♪ Now you're falling through ♪
  1325.  
  1326. 287
  1327. 00:12:27,214 --> 00:12:30,749
  1328. ♪ The leak in your pool ♪
  1329.  
  1330. 288
  1331. 00:12:31,118 --> 00:12:34,853
  1332. ♪ I can see the stars ♪
  1333.  
  1334. 289
  1335. 00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:36,955
  1336. ♪ Spinning over you ♪
  1337.  
  1338. 290
  1339. 00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:39,023
  1340. ♪ And falling too ♪
  1341.  
  1342. 291
  1343. 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,972
  1344. Y'ello. What's up, T.J.?
  1345.  
  1346. 292
  1347. 00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:56,474
  1348. How are you, man?
  1349. Um, listen.
  1350.  
  1351. 293
  1352. 00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:58,042
  1353. I was wondering.
  1354.  
  1355. 294
  1356. 00:12:58,044 --> 00:13:00,345
  1357. You and me tonight,
  1358. going out like old times.
  1359.  
  1360. 295
  1361. 00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:02,080
  1362. What do you think?
  1363.  
  1364. 296
  1365. 00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:05,150
  1366. ♪ I was once a young man,
  1367. but I'm not anymore ♪
  1368.  
  1369. 297
  1370. 00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:06,985
  1371. Wait. Wait. What?
  1372.  
  1373. 298
  1374. 00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:08,286
  1375. That's crazy!
  1376.  
  1377. 299
  1378. 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:11,222
  1379. Since when are you
  1380. in a relationship, dude?
  1381.  
  1382. 300
  1383. 00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:13,191
  1384. With -- With Dry Lips?
  1385.  
  1386. 301
  1387. 00:13:14,361 --> 00:13:15,960
  1388. No. You called her that, man.
  1389.  
  1390. 302
  1391. 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,996
  1392. ♪ I can see the stars ♪
  1393.  
  1394. 303
  1395. 00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:20,331
  1396. All right. Well, cool.
  1397. Let's chill soon, huh?
  1398.  
  1399. 304
  1400. 00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:23,134
  1401. Later.
  1402.  
  1403. 305
  1404. 00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:28,273
  1405. Fuck. Fuck.
  1406. Fuck!
  1407.  
  1408. 306
  1409. 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:43,488
  1410. Hey, Dad.
  1411. Uh, are you free tomorrow?
  1412.  
  1413. 307
  1414. 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,924
  1415. You want to meet up
  1416. in the morning?
  1417.  
  1418. 308
  1419. 00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:48,493
  1420. Yeah, 7:00, uh, 7:00 works.
  1421.  
  1422. 309
  1423. 00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:15,286
  1424. Dad, you here?
  1425.  
  1426. 310
  1427. 00:14:16,857 --> 00:14:18,356
  1428. Stranger! Stranger!
  1429.  
  1430. 311
  1431. 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,291
  1432. Hey.
  1433. Hey, guys.
  1434.  
  1435. 312
  1436. 00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:21,526
  1437. - Stranger! Stranger!
  1438. - Hey, hey, hey, hey.
  1439.  
  1440. 313
  1441. 00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:23,161
  1442. I'm not -- I'm not a stranger.
  1443.  
  1444. 314
  1445. 00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:24,596
  1446. Boys, boys, boys, boys!
  1447.  
  1448. 315
  1449. 00:14:24,598 --> 00:14:26,164
  1450. - Hey.
  1451. - Mom, a stranger.
  1452.  
  1453. 316
  1454. 00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:28,032
  1455. No, it's Ben. You know Ben.
  1456.  
  1457. 317
  1458. 00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,200
  1459. - Hi, Ben.
  1460. - Hi, Gina.
  1461.  
  1462. 318
  1463. 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:30,635
  1464. Come here, sweetie.
  1465. Come on.
  1466.  
  1467. 319
  1468. 00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:32,937
  1469. Sorry. We had a little
  1470. sleepover last night.
  1471.  
  1472. 320
  1473. 00:14:32,939 --> 00:14:34,873
  1474. Chuck!
  1475. You know what?
  1476.  
  1477. 321
  1478. 00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:36,241
  1479. Your dad should be down
  1480. in a minute.
  1481.  
  1482. 322
  1483. 00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:38,243
  1484. - He's a stranger.
  1485. - He is not a stranger.
  1486.  
  1487. 323
  1488. 00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:40,311
  1489. Come on, boys.
  1490. We're gonna get some naps today.
  1491.  
  1492. 324
  1493. 00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:41,913
  1494. Um, Ben, it was good to see you.
  1495.  
  1496. 325
  1497. 00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:43,481
  1498. - Good to see you, too, Gina.
  1499. - Guys, come on.
  1500.  
  1501. 326
  1502. 00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:45,049
  1503. Let's not hit Mommy
  1504. with the duck, okay?
  1505.  
  1506. 327
  1507. 00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:46,517
  1508. Dad?
  1509.  
  1510. 328
  1511. 00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:49,487
  1512. All right.
  1513. Get ready for the magic.
  1514.  
  1515. 329
  1516. 00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:56,160
  1517. Am I on the green?
  1518.  
  1519. 330
  1520. 00:14:56,162 --> 00:14:57,028
  1521. No.
  1522.  
  1523. 331
  1524. 00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:58,429
  1525. Are you lying?
  1526.  
  1527. 332
  1528. 00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:00,598
  1529. Yeah, Dad, I'm lying.
  1530.  
  1531. 333
  1532. 00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:03,668
  1533. Oh, drat.
  1534.  
  1535. 334
  1536. 00:15:04,271 --> 00:15:05,637
  1537. Don't say "drat."
  1538. You're not 100.
  1539.  
  1540. 335
  1541. 00:15:05,639 --> 00:15:08,406
  1542. I like "drat."
  1543. It feels classic.
  1544.  
  1545. 336
  1546. 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,041
  1547. Oh.
  1548.  
  1549. 337
  1550. 00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:11,409
  1551. - My God.
  1552. - How's work?
  1553.  
  1554. 338
  1555. 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:14,512
  1556. Yeah. It's, uh, it's fine.
  1557. It's not great.
  1558.  
  1559. 339
  1560. 00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:16,514
  1561. Honestly, I'm thinking
  1562. of moving on to something else,
  1563.  
  1564. 340
  1565. 00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:19,050
  1566. maybe getting into teaching,
  1567. maybe writing.
  1568.  
  1569. 341
  1570. 00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:21,419
  1571. - Maybe astronaut?
  1572. - Okay.
  1573.  
  1574. 342
  1575. 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,388
  1576. I just don't think my heart's
  1577. in this anymore, you know?
  1578.  
  1579. 343
  1580. 00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:25,690
  1581. I miss the days when we were
  1582. just a scrappy start-up.
  1583.  
  1584. 344
  1585. 00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:27,392
  1586. It's a job.
  1587.  
  1588. 345
  1589. 00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:30,228
  1590. What is it with you young people
  1591. having to love your work?
  1592.  
  1593. 346
  1594. 00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:32,664
  1595. I don't have to love my work.
  1596. It's just -- I don't know.
  1597.  
  1598. 347
  1599. 00:15:32,666 --> 00:15:35,233
  1600. It'd be great if I wasn't
  1601. miserable while I was there.
  1602.  
  1603. 348
  1604. 00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:38,002
  1605. Sometimes I wonder how you got
  1606. so picky.
  1607.  
  1608. 349
  1609. 00:15:38,004 --> 00:15:39,704
  1610. You spoiled me?
  1611.  
  1612. 350
  1613. 00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:42,974
  1614. So it seems like Gina's
  1615. been staying over a lot lately.
  1616.  
  1617. 351
  1618. 00:15:42,976 --> 00:15:45,310
  1619. Yeah.
  1620. That's getting pretty serious.
  1621.  
  1622. 352
  1623. 00:15:45,312 --> 00:15:46,678
  1624. Oh.
  1625.  
  1626. 353
  1627. 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:49,347
  1628. - We are horrible today.
  1629. - Yeah.
  1630.  
  1631. 354
  1632. 00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:51,416
  1633. What's uh,
  1634. what's "pretty serious" mean?
  1635.  
  1636. 355
  1637. 00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:53,618
  1638. Well, I just proposed to her.
  1639.  
  1640. 356
  1641. 00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:55,586
  1642. What?
  1643.  
  1644. 357
  1645. 00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:57,288
  1646. Yeah. We're getting married
  1647. end of October.
  1648.  
  1649. 358
  1650. 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,023
  1651. Jesus Christ!
  1652.  
  1653. 359
  1654. 00:15:59,025 --> 00:16:00,625
  1655. When were you gonna tell me?
  1656.  
  1657. 360
  1658. 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,293
  1659. Now.
  1660. This is it -- me telling you.
  1661.  
  1662. 361
  1663. 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,128
  1664. Dad, Gina's like half your age.
  1665.  
  1666. 362
  1667. 00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:05,630
  1668. So?
  1669. She makes me happy, Ben.
  1670.  
  1671. 363
  1672. 00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:07,465
  1673. Yeah.
  1674. So did Mom once.
  1675.  
  1676. 364
  1677. 00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:11,502
  1678. Yeah, and we gave it
  1679. our best shot for 16 years.
  1680.  
  1681. 365
  1682. 00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:14,339
  1683. Dad, I-I just feel like
  1684. maybe marriage...
  1685.  
  1686. 366
  1687. 00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:16,007
  1688. isn't your thing, you know?
  1689.  
  1690. 367
  1691. 00:16:16,009 --> 00:16:18,643
  1692. I mean, you've already had two
  1693. that have failed.
  1694.  
  1695. 368
  1696. 00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,645
  1697. I don't view either of them
  1698. as failures.
  1699.  
  1700. 369
  1701. 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:24,182
  1702. I'm just asking you...
  1703. to pace yourself
  1704.  
  1705. 370
  1706. 00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:26,284
  1707. so you don't make the
  1708. same mistakes you have before.
  1709.  
  1710. 371
  1711. 00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:29,287
  1712. Gina would like to get to know
  1713. you over dinner this weekend.
  1714.  
  1715. 372
  1716. 00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:32,256
  1717. All of us.
  1718. I'd like you to come by.
  1719.  
  1720. 373
  1721. 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:34,993
  1722. You know what?
  1723. I-I actually can't.
  1724.  
  1725. 374
  1726. 00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:37,261
  1727. I told a friend
  1728. I'd go to a wedding with her.
  1729.  
  1730. 375
  1731. 00:16:37,263 --> 00:16:38,997
  1732. Maybe next weekend?
  1733.  
  1734. 376
  1735. 00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:40,765
  1736. Yeah.
  1737. We'll see.
  1738.  
  1739. 377
  1740. 00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:45,370
  1741. I know. It's -- I know.
  1742. I got it. I got it.
  1743.  
  1744. 378
  1745. 00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:48,039
  1746. So Sarah may not know
  1747. how to jet ski...
  1748.  
  1749. 379
  1750. 00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:52,677
  1751. ...but she's a pretty good
  1752. little sister.
  1753.  
  1754. 380
  1755. 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:56,047
  1756. Anyway, the question
  1757. will always remain --
  1758.  
  1759. 381
  1760. 00:16:56,049 --> 00:16:57,415
  1761. Which came first,
  1762.  
  1763. 382
  1764. 00:16:57,417 --> 00:17:01,152
  1765. Jason's proposal...
  1766. or Sarah's pregnancy?
  1767.  
  1768. 383
  1769. 00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:03,621
  1770. Real chicken-or-the-egg
  1771. situation there.
  1772.  
  1773. 384
  1774. 00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:07,458
  1775. But we're all, uh, super excited
  1776.  
  1777. 385
  1778. 00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:09,193
  1779. to have a ba--
  1780. new baby in the family.
  1781.  
  1782. 386
  1783. 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:12,130
  1784. So... congrats, you guys.
  1785.  
  1786. 387
  1787. 00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:18,636
  1788. ♪ Doo-doo-doo,
  1789. doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
  1790.  
  1791. 388
  1792. 00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:20,772
  1793. ♪ Doo-doo-doo,
  1794. doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
  1795.  
  1796. 389
  1797. 00:17:20,774 --> 00:17:22,507
  1798. ♪ Doo-doo-doo,
  1799. doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
  1800.  
  1801. 390
  1802. 00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:24,075
  1803. ♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪
  1804.  
  1805. 391
  1806. 00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:26,377
  1807. Nate took all the books
  1808. when he moved out.
  1809.  
  1810. 392
  1811. 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,046
  1812. Like what?
  1813. Like I don't read?
  1814.  
  1815. 393
  1816. 00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:29,313
  1817. You don't read.
  1818.  
  1819. 394
  1820. 00:17:29,315 --> 00:17:30,748
  1821. It's like he doesn't think
  1822. I'm smart,
  1823.  
  1824. 395
  1825. 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:33,084
  1826. like he's the reader.
  1827.  
  1828. 396
  1829. 00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:34,652
  1830. Oh.
  1831. And I didn't tell you.
  1832.  
  1833. 397
  1834. 00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:36,387
  1835. He's fucking somebody else.
  1836.  
  1837. 398
  1838. 00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:37,822
  1839. He is?
  1840.  
  1841. 399
  1842. 00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:40,658
  1843. He's fucking Shaina
  1844. from accounting.
  1845.  
  1846. 400
  1847. 00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:43,327
  1848. God.
  1849. How do you not just fire her?
  1850.  
  1851. 401
  1852. 00:17:43,329 --> 00:17:45,396
  1853. I should!
  1854. I should fucking fire her.
  1855.  
  1856. 402
  1857. 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,231
  1858. Do it.
  1859. Put her on the streets!
  1860.  
  1861. 403
  1862. 00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:51,769
  1863. You promised me you'd
  1864. introduce me to someone here,
  1865.  
  1866. 404
  1867. 00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:54,338
  1868. but I haven't had
  1869. a single meet-cute.
  1870.  
  1871. 405
  1872. 00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:56,340
  1873. What is a meet-cute?
  1874.  
  1875. 406
  1876. 00:17:56,342 --> 00:17:58,109
  1877. It's like when two people
  1878. meet each other
  1879.  
  1880. 407
  1881. 00:17:58,111 --> 00:17:59,710
  1882. and they instantly fall in love,
  1883.  
  1884. 408
  1885. 00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:02,847
  1886. like when you reach for the same
  1887. cereal at the grocery store
  1888.  
  1889. 409
  1890. 00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:04,482
  1891. and it's adorable,
  1892. and you're like, "Oh, my God.
  1893.  
  1894. 410
  1895. 00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:06,150
  1896. You like Lucky Charms, too?
  1897. That's amazing.
  1898.  
  1899. 411
  1900. 00:18:06,152 --> 00:18:07,518
  1901. I'm Ben, by the way."
  1902.  
  1903. 412
  1904. 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:09,353
  1905. - ♪ Goodbye ♪
  1906. - Wow.
  1907.  
  1908. 413
  1909. 00:18:09,355 --> 00:18:11,289
  1910. Okay.
  1911. All right.
  1912.  
  1913. 414
  1914. 00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:12,723
  1915. How about that girl?
  1916.  
  1917. 415
  1918. 00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:15,193
  1919. She looks like she likes cereal.
  1920.  
  1921. 416
  1922. 00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:16,527
  1923. Uh, yeah.
  1924.  
  1925. 417
  1926. 00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:17,728
  1927. - Yeah?
  1928. - Yeah, I'm down.
  1929.  
  1930. 418
  1931. 00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:19,130
  1932. All right.
  1933. Good luck.
  1934.  
  1935. 419
  1936. 00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:21,132
  1937. Oh, my God.
  1938.  
  1939. 420
  1940. 00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:22,366
  1941. Sorry.
  1942.  
  1943. 421
  1944. 00:18:22,368 --> 00:18:23,868
  1945. - Are you okay?
  1946. - Yeah, I'm good.
  1947.  
  1948. 422
  1949. 00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:26,704
  1950. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
  1951. It's -- That was my friend.
  1952.  
  1953. 423
  1954. 00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:28,206
  1955. She has a social disorder.
  1956.  
  1957. 424
  1958. 00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:31,209
  1959. I think I feel a connection
  1960. happening!
  1961.  
  1962. 425
  1963. 00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:33,211
  1964. She's funny.
  1965.  
  1966. 426
  1967. 00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:35,246
  1968. No. No, no, no.
  1969. She is not.
  1970.  
  1971. 427
  1972. 00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:36,848
  1973. - I'm Ben.
  1974. - Hi. I'm Kara.
  1975.  
  1976. 428
  1977. 00:18:36,850 --> 00:18:40,785
  1978. Hi. Uh, how do you know
  1979. Jason and Sarah?
  1980.  
  1981. 429
  1982. 00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:43,688
  1983. Yo.
  1984.  
  1985. 430
  1986. 00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:46,257
  1987. Hey.
  1988. How'd it go?
  1989.  
  1990. 431
  1991. 00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:48,392
  1992. Got a number, baby.
  1993.  
  1994. 432
  1995. 00:18:48,394 --> 00:18:51,162
  1996. Yeah, baby. You're welcome.
  1997.  
  1998. 433
  1999. 00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:54,265
  2000. Totally microwaved
  2001. that hot meet-cute.
  2002.  
  2003. 434
  2004. 00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:58,503
  2005. Yeah.
  2006. I hate to say it, but thank you.
  2007.  
  2008. 435
  2009. 00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:03,708
  2010. You know... we could, actually,
  2011. like, do this
  2012.  
  2013. 436
  2014. 00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:05,243
  2015. for all the weddings.
  2016.  
  2017. 437
  2018. 00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:06,377
  2019. Do what?
  2020.  
  2021. 438
  2022. 00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:10,148
  2023. I take you, you take me.
  2024. Win-win.
  2025.  
  2026. 439
  2027. 00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:13,384
  2028. You're suggesting doubling down
  2029. on weddings?
  2030.  
  2031. 440
  2032. 00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:14,886
  2033. - Like, on purpose?
  2034. - No.
  2035.  
  2036. 441
  2037. 00:19:14,888 --> 00:19:16,420
  2038. I'm suggesting teaming up
  2039.  
  2040. 442
  2041. 00:19:16,422 --> 00:19:18,356
  2042. to take on the love marathon
  2043. together --
  2044.  
  2045. 443
  2046. 00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:20,491
  2047. just like gang-bang it.
  2048.  
  2049. 444
  2050. 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,326
  2051. That's 10 weddings between us.
  2052.  
  2053. 445
  2054. 00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:24,195
  2055. And I got some rough ones
  2056. coming up.
  2057.  
  2058. 446
  2059. 00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:27,398
  2060. Come on. How else are you gonna
  2061. find single girls like that?
  2062.  
  2063. 447
  2064. 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,400
  2065. You know,
  2066. I actually do just fine
  2067.  
  2068. 448
  2069. 00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:31,869
  2070. without you body-checking me
  2071. into women.
  2072.  
  2073. 449
  2074. 00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:33,337
  2075. - Ben.
  2076. - Yeah.
  2077.  
  2078. 450
  2079. 00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:35,640
  2080. Ben, this is actually
  2081. a great idea.
  2082.  
  2083. 451
  2084. 00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:36,874
  2085. - Oh, is it?
  2086. - Yeah.
  2087.  
  2088. 452
  2089. 00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:38,576
  2090. What just happened --
  2091.  
  2092. 453
  2093. 00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:40,578
  2094. that is proof that I can close
  2095. for you, buddy.
  2096.  
  2097. 454
  2098. 00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:42,213
  2099. Oh, you're right here.
  2100.  
  2101. 455
  2102. 00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:44,215
  2103. - Yeah.
  2104. - Okay. A little bit of space?
  2105.  
  2106. 456
  2107. 00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:46,317
  2108. I'm gonna tee it up for you
  2109. with the ladies.
  2110.  
  2111. 457
  2112. 00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:47,852
  2113. I'll be your wingman.
  2114.  
  2115. 458
  2116. 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:51,255
  2117. I'll set you up so you can do
  2118. your thing, you know?
  2119.  
  2120. 459
  2121. 00:19:52,258 --> 00:19:53,824
  2122. What is happening here?
  2123.  
  2124. 460
  2125. 00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:57,361
  2126. This is you...
  2127. getting pounded by a pussy.
  2128.  
  2129. 461
  2130. 00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:58,896
  2131. Jesus Christ.
  2132.  
  2133. 462
  2134. 00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:01,299
  2135. - You know, Alice...
  2136. - What?
  2137.  
  2138. 463
  2139. 00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:02,900
  2140. ...as enticing as that sounds,
  2141.  
  2142. 464
  2143. 00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:05,403
  2144. I'm not really looking to go
  2145. around just banging bridesmaids.
  2146.  
  2147. 465
  2148. 00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:07,205
  2149. I know.
  2150. I'm not saying that.
  2151.  
  2152. 466
  2153. 00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:09,974
  2154. This is about exposure
  2155. to relationship opportunities.
  2156.  
  2157. 467
  2158. 00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:11,576
  2159. Move.
  2160.  
  2161. 468
  2162. 00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:13,344
  2163. Your wingmen are gone.
  2164.  
  2165. 469
  2166. 00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:14,712
  2167. W-What are you gonna do?
  2168.  
  2169. 470
  2170. 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,581
  2171. You gonna hit the club solo
  2172.  
  2173. 471
  2174. 00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:20,384
  2175. after pounding vodka Red Bulls
  2176. in your apartment by yourself?
  2177.  
  2178. 472
  2179. 00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:23,321
  2180. Ooh.
  2181. That is bleak, man.
  2182.  
  2183. 473
  2184. 00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:24,722
  2185. Why do you want this so much?
  2186.  
  2187. 474
  2188. 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:27,225
  2189. 'Cause...
  2190.  
  2191. 475
  2192. 00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:29,994
  2193. Ben, this is gonna be so much
  2194. worse if we do it on our own.
  2195.  
  2196. 476
  2197. 00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:32,363
  2198. We'll be stuck
  2199. at singles' tables
  2200.  
  2201. 477
  2202. 00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:37,735
  2203. and shelling out for hotel rooms
  2204. to sleep in -- alone.
  2205.  
  2206. 478
  2207. 00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:40,571
  2208. At least I'd have a bed
  2209. to myself.
  2210.  
  2211. 479
  2212. 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,673
  2213. - Oh, my God. Come on.
  2214. - I'd rather not share.
  2215.  
  2216. 480
  2217. 00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:44,976
  2218. I share beds with my girlfriends
  2219. all the time.
  2220.  
  2221. 481
  2222. 00:20:44,978 --> 00:20:47,745
  2223. Well, I'm not a girl, Alice.
  2224. I'm a full-blown man.
  2225.  
  2226. 482
  2227. 00:20:49,515 --> 00:20:50,915
  2228. A full-blown --
  2229.  
  2230. 483
  2231. 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,617
  2232. I'm not going
  2233. to any more weddings with you.
  2234.  
  2235. 484
  2236. 00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:54,919
  2237. - No!
  2238. - Go to bed.
  2239.  
  2240. 485
  2241. 00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:58,322
  2242. I'm not tired.
  2243.  
  2244. 486
  2245. 00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:09,967
  2246. What are you doing?
  2247. You're on my side.
  2248.  
  2249. 487
  2250. 00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:11,602
  2251. - I just want to cuddle.
  2252. - No.
  2253.  
  2254. 488
  2255. 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:12,803
  2256. No cuddling.
  2257.  
  2258. 489
  2259. 00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:14,705
  2260. What?
  2261. You don't like cuddling?
  2262.  
  2263. 490
  2264. 00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:15,940
  2265. I love cuddling.
  2266.  
  2267. 491
  2268. 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:18,042
  2269. I just don't want to cuddle
  2270. with you.
  2271.  
  2272. 492
  2273. 00:21:19,345 --> 00:21:21,846
  2274. No. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
  2275. Line.
  2276.  
  2277. 493
  2278. 00:21:21,848 --> 00:21:23,481
  2279. Line of demarcation right here,
  2280.  
  2281. 494
  2282. 00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:25,016
  2283. right down the middle
  2284. of the bed.
  2285.  
  2286. 495
  2287. 00:21:25,018 --> 00:21:27,451
  2288. You cross this line,
  2289. you're entering foreign airspace
  2290.  
  2291. 496
  2292. 00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:28,719
  2293. and you'll be shot
  2294. out of the sky.
  2295.  
  2296. 497
  2297. 00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:30,388
  2298. It's just cuddling.
  2299.  
  2300. 498
  2301. 00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:31,789
  2302. No.
  2303.  
  2304. 499
  2305. 00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:32,990
  2306. No way. No.
  2307.  
  2308. 500
  2309. 00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:34,792
  2310. - Not fair.
  2311. - Not fair?
  2312.  
  2313. 501
  2314. 00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:36,594
  2315. If I get a boner, you'll think
  2316. I think you're attractive,
  2317.  
  2318. 502
  2319. 00:21:36,596 --> 00:21:37,795
  2320. and you'll never let me
  2321. live that down.
  2322.  
  2323. 503
  2324. 00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:39,497
  2325. Oh, my God.
  2326. Okay.
  2327.  
  2328. 504
  2329. 00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:41,799
  2330. I promise I won't read
  2331. any subtext into your boner.
  2332.  
  2333. 505
  2334. 00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:43,534
  2335. - You're gonna read the boner.
  2336. - I'm not.
  2337.  
  2338. 506
  2339. 00:21:43,536 --> 00:21:45,069
  2340. Well, let's say I don't get
  2341. a boner
  2342.  
  2343. 507
  2344. 00:21:45,071 --> 00:21:46,904
  2345. and you can't fall asleep
  2346.  
  2347. 508
  2348. 00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:48,773
  2349. because my flaccid penis
  2350. is making you feel ugly.
  2351.  
  2352. 509
  2353. 00:21:48,775 --> 00:21:52,076
  2354. Jesus. Are you always
  2355. this big of a spaz in bed?
  2356.  
  2357. 510
  2358. 00:21:52,078 --> 00:21:56,380
  2359. No. I just -- I just don't
  2360. want to cuddle with you, okay?
  2361.  
  2362. 511
  2363. 00:21:56,382 --> 00:21:58,482
  2364. Cuddling doesn't have to be
  2365. sexual.
  2366.  
  2367. 512
  2368. 00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:00,384
  2369. It can be about feeling close
  2370. to someone.
  2371.  
  2372. 513
  2373. 00:22:00,386 --> 00:22:03,754
  2374. I feel close enough to you
  2375. over here.
  2376.  
  2377. 514
  2378. 00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:09,360
  2379. What if I'm big spoon?
  2380.  
  2381. 515
  2382. 00:22:09,362 --> 00:22:10,828
  2383. No. No.
  2384. No.
  2385.  
  2386. 516
  2387. 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:13,597
  2388. You're not cradling my body.
  2389. That's horrifying.
  2390.  
  2391. 517
  2392. 00:22:15,435 --> 00:22:16,734
  2393. What about tickle scratching?
  2394.  
  2395. 518
  2396. 00:22:16,736 --> 00:22:19,036
  2397. What the fuck
  2398. is tickle scratching?
  2399.  
  2400. 519
  2401. 00:22:19,038 --> 00:22:23,007
  2402. We, like -- We scratch each
  2403. other's backs in a gentle way,
  2404.  
  2405. 520
  2406. 00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:24,408
  2407. but it's not weird.
  2408.  
  2409. 521
  2410. 00:22:24,410 --> 00:22:25,710
  2411. It's like...
  2412.  
  2413. 522
  2414. 00:22:26,713 --> 00:22:27,712
  2415. What?
  2416.  
  2417. 523
  2418. 00:22:27,714 --> 00:22:30,381
  2419. Oh, God damn it.
  2420.  
  2421. 524
  2422. 00:22:39,759 --> 00:22:41,459
  2423. Alice.
  2424.  
  2425. 525
  2426. 00:22:41,461 --> 00:22:42,927
  2427. What?
  2428.  
  2429. 526
  2430. 00:22:42,929 --> 00:22:45,596
  2431. I'll do the wedding thing
  2432. with you.
  2433.  
  2434. 527
  2435. 00:22:46,799 --> 00:22:48,532
  2436. Really?
  2437.  
  2438. 528
  2439. 00:22:49,001 --> 00:22:50,534
  2440. Yeah.
  2441.  
  2442. 529
  2443. 00:22:51,137 --> 00:22:52,703
  2444. Thank you, thank you, thank you!
  2445.  
  2446. 530
  2447. 00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:55,005
  2448. Oh.
  2449. Okay.
  2450.  
  2451. 531
  2452. 00:22:56,075 --> 00:22:57,541
  2453. Ben?
  2454.  
  2455. 532
  2456. 00:22:57,543 --> 00:22:58,676
  2457. Yeah.
  2458.  
  2459. 533
  2460. 00:22:58,678 --> 00:23:00,911
  2461. - Can you feel my boner?
  2462. - No.
  2463.  
  2464. 534
  2465. 00:23:00,913 --> 00:23:03,781
  2466. Um, Paul...
  2467.  
  2468. 535
  2469. 00:23:03,783 --> 00:23:05,783
  2470. Oh, God.
  2471. Great times.
  2472.  
  2473. 536
  2474. 00:23:05,785 --> 00:23:08,953
  2475. Paul, remember the late-night
  2476. taco trips in college?
  2477.  
  2478. 537
  2479. 00:23:08,955 --> 00:23:11,922
  2480. We used to --
  2481. I don't know if you guys know.
  2482.  
  2483. 538
  2484. 00:23:11,924 --> 00:23:15,659
  2485. We used to go -- We used to walk
  2486. through the drive-through
  2487.  
  2488. 539
  2489. 00:23:15,661 --> 00:23:21,699
  2490. and, like, uh, and order...
  2491. all of these tacos.
  2492.  
  2493. 540
  2494. 00:23:21,701 --> 00:23:24,802
  2495. Uh... you know?
  2496.  
  2497. 541
  2498. 00:23:24,804 --> 00:23:27,805
  2499. Uh... Sorry.
  2500.  
  2501. 542
  2502. 00:23:28,141 --> 00:23:30,741
  2503. I lost my place.
  2504.  
  2505. 543
  2506. 00:23:30,743 --> 00:23:33,711
  2507. Oh, one second.
  2508.  
  2509. 544
  2510. 00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:48,692
  2511. Ugh.
  2512.  
  2513. 545
  2514. 00:23:48,694 --> 00:23:50,027
  2515. What is that smell?
  2516.  
  2517. 546
  2518. 00:23:50,029 --> 00:23:51,929
  2519. I tried to warn you.
  2520.  
  2521. 547
  2522. 00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:54,064
  2523. And look at this.
  2524. It's got two beds.
  2525.  
  2526. 548
  2527. 00:23:54,066 --> 00:23:56,434
  2528. My dear, look at this.
  2529.  
  2530. 549
  2531. 00:23:56,436 --> 00:24:00,438
  2532. Two whole beds
  2533. for two human adults.
  2534.  
  2535. 550
  2536. 00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:04,575
  2537. Yeah.
  2538. Yeah, this chateau is marvelous.
  2539.  
  2540. 551
  2541. 00:24:04,577 --> 00:24:06,444
  2542. - Benjy --
  2543. - What is this voice?
  2544.  
  2545. 552
  2546. 00:24:06,446 --> 00:24:07,578
  2547. - What is it?
  2548. - It's Australian.
  2549.  
  2550. 553
  2551. 00:24:07,580 --> 00:24:09,013
  2552. - Is it?
  2553. - Yeah.
  2554.  
  2555. 554
  2556. 00:24:09,015 --> 00:24:13,484
  2557. Do you join me for some caviar
  2558. on the veranda.
  2559.  
  2560. 555
  2561. 00:24:13,486 --> 00:24:14,718
  2562. Whatever.
  2563.  
  2564. 556
  2565. 00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:15,920
  2566. This place is fucking
  2567. disgusting.
  2568.  
  2569. 557
  2570. 00:24:15,922 --> 00:24:17,455
  2571. I'm gonna change
  2572. and go to the pool.
  2573.  
  2574. 558
  2575. 00:24:17,457 --> 00:24:19,023
  2576. Okay.
  2577.  
  2578. 559
  2579. 00:24:24,697 --> 00:24:25,896
  2580. Hey, man.
  2581.  
  2582. 560
  2583. 00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:28,532
  2584. Okay.
  2585.  
  2586. 561
  2587. 00:24:28,534 --> 00:24:30,034
  2588. Joshua.
  2589.  
  2590. 562
  2591. 00:24:30,036 --> 00:24:31,969
  2592. Joshua, will you not do that,
  2593. please?
  2594.  
  2595. 563
  2596. 00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:34,138
  2597. You freak people out
  2598. when you do that.
  2599.  
  2600. 564
  2601. 00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:36,073
  2602. That little fucker's
  2603. gonna kill someone someday.
  2604.  
  2605. 565
  2606. 00:24:36,075 --> 00:24:37,608
  2607. I just know it.
  2608.  
  2609. 566
  2610. 00:24:37,610 --> 00:24:39,710
  2611. You know, the other day,
  2612. he asked me for my teeth
  2613.  
  2614. 567
  2615. 00:24:39,712 --> 00:24:41,011
  2616. so that he could eat them.
  2617.  
  2618. 568
  2619. 00:24:44,116 --> 00:24:46,116
  2620. I'm sorry.
  2621. I didn't mean to laugh.
  2622.  
  2623. 569
  2624. 00:24:46,118 --> 00:24:47,852
  2625. No.
  2626. It's fine.
  2627.  
  2628. 570
  2629. 00:24:47,854 --> 00:24:49,820
  2630. I do.
  2631. I have a demon child.
  2632.  
  2633. 571
  2634. 00:24:51,157 --> 00:24:52,890
  2635. - I'm Ellie, by the way.
  2636. - Hi.
  2637.  
  2638. 572
  2639. 00:24:52,892 --> 00:24:54,525
  2640. - This is, uh, Maggie.
  2641. - Hey.
  2642.  
  2643. 573
  2644. 00:24:54,527 --> 00:24:55,726
  2645. I'm Alice.
  2646.  
  2647. 574
  2648. 00:24:55,728 --> 00:24:56,961
  2649. - You here for the wedding?
  2650. - Yeah.
  2651.  
  2652. 575
  2653. 00:24:56,963 --> 00:24:58,162
  2654. You friends with Paul
  2655. or Marissa?
  2656.  
  2657. 576
  2658. 00:24:58,164 --> 00:24:59,530
  2659. Uh, neither.
  2660.  
  2661. 577
  2662. 00:24:59,532 --> 00:25:02,800
  2663. I'm, uh,
  2664. I'm that guy's plus one.
  2665.  
  2666. 578
  2667. 00:25:03,169 --> 00:25:04,902
  2668. - Oh.
  2669. - Hm.
  2670.  
  2671. 579
  2672. 00:25:04,904 --> 00:25:07,071
  2673. - So you're one of<i> those</i> girls.
  2674. - One of what?
  2675.  
  2676. 580
  2677. 00:25:07,073 --> 00:25:09,006
  2678. One of those Asian girls
  2679. that only dates white guys.
  2680.  
  2681. 581
  2682. 00:25:09,008 --> 00:25:11,709
  2683. - Oh, my God.
  2684. - No, I'm not. That's insane.
  2685.  
  2686. 582
  2687. 00:25:11,711 --> 00:25:13,777
  2688. I -- My ex was Asian.
  2689.  
  2690. 583
  2691. 00:25:13,779 --> 00:25:15,579
  2692. "Was"?
  2693. Did he die?
  2694.  
  2695. 584
  2696. 00:25:15,581 --> 00:25:17,615
  2697. Yeah.
  2698. I'd like to think that he did.
  2699.  
  2700. 585
  2701. 00:25:17,617 --> 00:25:19,783
  2702. Seems to me like you're due
  2703. for a white guy.
  2704.  
  2705. 586
  2706. 00:25:19,785 --> 00:25:21,852
  2707. - Am I?
  2708. - It's the Ping-Pong Effect.
  2709.  
  2710. 587
  2711. 00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:24,855
  2712. You always date the opposite
  2713. of the person you just dated.
  2714.  
  2715. 588
  2716. 00:25:25,992 --> 00:25:27,992
  2717. Are Asians and whites opposite?
  2718.  
  2719. 589
  2720. 00:25:27,994 --> 00:25:29,593
  2721. Oh, my God.
  2722. You'll have to excuse my sister.
  2723.  
  2724. 590
  2725. 00:25:29,595 --> 00:25:31,662
  2726. She has a tendency to be racist.
  2727.  
  2728. 591
  2729. 00:25:31,664 --> 00:25:33,931
  2730. I just want to know
  2731. if she's smashing that hot guy
  2732.  
  2733. 592
  2734. 00:25:33,933 --> 00:25:34,932
  2735. in the pool.
  2736.  
  2737. 593
  2738. 00:25:34,934 --> 00:25:36,233
  2739. What, Ben?
  2740.  
  2741. 594
  2742. 00:25:36,235 --> 00:25:38,235
  2743. - God, no.
  2744. - Why not?
  2745.  
  2746. 595
  2747. 00:25:38,237 --> 00:25:41,238
  2748. 'Cause Ben doesn't date people.
  2749. He dates ideas.
  2750.  
  2751. 596
  2752. 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:44,575
  2753. And trust me,
  2754. I'm not his type of idea. Blah.
  2755.  
  2756. 597
  2757. 00:25:44,577 --> 00:25:46,944
  2758. Well, what is his type of idea?
  2759.  
  2760. 598
  2761. 00:25:46,946 --> 00:25:48,178
  2762. Why?
  2763. Are you interested?
  2764.  
  2765. 599
  2766. 00:25:48,180 --> 00:25:50,714
  2767. I haven't talked to him,
  2768. but he's cute.
  2769.  
  2770. 600
  2771. 00:25:50,716 --> 00:25:52,616
  2772. Well, I can totally
  2773. hook that shit up.
  2774.  
  2775. 601
  2776. 00:25:52,618 --> 00:25:55,286
  2777. - Oh, yeah?
  2778. - Yeah, for sure.
  2779.  
  2780. 602
  2781. 00:25:57,590 --> 00:26:01,091
  2782. It has not been an easy ride.
  2783.  
  2784. 603
  2785. 00:26:01,093 --> 00:26:02,793
  2786. And I know that.
  2787.  
  2788. 604
  2789. 00:26:02,795 --> 00:26:04,895
  2790. And I know
  2791. what I've put you through.
  2792.  
  2793. 605
  2794. 00:26:05,264 --> 00:26:07,665
  2795. And I know how I can be.
  2796.  
  2797. 606
  2798. 00:26:07,667 --> 00:26:09,199
  2799. I can be tough.
  2800.  
  2801. 607
  2802. 00:26:10,036 --> 00:26:11,702
  2803. But you're always there...
  2804.  
  2805. 608
  2806. 00:26:11,704 --> 00:26:13,137
  2807. It's so fucking hot.
  2808.  
  2809. 609
  2810. 00:26:13,139 --> 00:26:15,773
  2811. ...always ready
  2812. to catch me when I fall.
  2813.  
  2814. 610
  2815. 00:26:15,775 --> 00:26:18,208
  2816. Always my best friend.
  2817.  
  2818. 611
  2819. 00:26:18,210 --> 00:26:20,044
  2820. - I need to pee.
  2821. - If we can just sit on the couch
  2822.  
  2823. 612
  2824. 00:26:20,046 --> 00:26:22,146
  2825. and eat Chinese food and watch
  2826. "The Great British Bake Off"
  2827.  
  2828. 613
  2829. 00:26:22,148 --> 00:26:24,248
  2830. - for the rest of our lives...
  2831. - I'm gonna make a run for it.
  2832.  
  2833. 614
  2834. 00:26:24,250 --> 00:26:26,584
  2835. No. Wait. Wait. Wait.
  2836. I think we're nearing the end.
  2837.  
  2838. 615
  2839. 00:26:26,586 --> 00:26:28,686
  2840. ...because we're gonna raise
  2841. beautiful babies!
  2842.  
  2843. 616
  2844. 00:26:28,688 --> 00:26:29,954
  2845. He's fucking talking
  2846. about babies.
  2847.  
  2848. 617
  2849. 00:26:29,956 --> 00:26:31,288
  2850. I'm literally gonna piss myself.
  2851.  
  2852. 618
  2853. 00:26:31,290 --> 00:26:33,791
  2854. Can you tell your girlfriend
  2855. to keep it down?
  2856.  
  2857. 619
  2858. 00:26:33,793 --> 00:26:35,926
  2859. I'm sorry, but she's
  2860. literally gonna piss herself.
  2861.  
  2862. 620
  2863. 00:26:35,928 --> 00:26:37,161
  2864. And I'm not his girlfriend.
  2865.  
  2866. 621
  2867. 00:26:37,163 --> 00:26:39,196
  2868. That's disgusting
  2869. and presumptuous.
  2870.  
  2871. 622
  2872. 00:26:39,198 --> 00:26:41,765
  2873. May the blessings of life
  2874. and the joy of love
  2875.  
  2876. 623
  2877. 00:26:41,767 --> 00:26:43,367
  2878. be your constant companion.
  2879.  
  2880. 624
  2881. 00:26:43,369 --> 00:26:45,603
  2882. You may now seal your union
  2883. with a kiss.
  2884.  
  2885. 625
  2886. 00:26:46,872 --> 00:26:48,172
  2887. Let's go.
  2888.  
  2889. 626
  2890. 00:26:48,174 --> 00:26:49,640
  2891. Yes!
  2892.  
  2893. 627
  2894. 00:26:49,642 --> 00:26:51,842
  2895. Excuse me. Excuse me.
  2896. Excuse me.
  2897.  
  2898. 628
  2899. 00:26:51,844 --> 00:26:54,111
  2900. Ah! Ben, this is Maggie.
  2901. She's into you, okay?
  2902.  
  2903. 629
  2904. 00:26:54,113 --> 00:26:57,081
  2905. Have fun. Don't fuck it up.
  2906. Excuse me. Excuse me.
  2907.  
  2908. 630
  2909. 00:26:57,083 --> 00:26:58,949
  2910. That was... unexpected.
  2911.  
  2912. 631
  2913. 00:26:58,951 --> 00:27:00,884
  2914. Yeah.
  2915. She does that.
  2916.  
  2917. 632
  2918. 00:27:00,886 --> 00:27:03,120
  2919. Uh, do you want to get a beer?
  2920.  
  2921. 633
  2922. 00:27:03,689 --> 00:27:05,122
  2923. Yeah.
  2924. I'd love to.
  2925.  
  2926. 634
  2927. 00:27:05,124 --> 00:27:06,824
  2928. Maybe just let them finish up
  2929. first.
  2930.  
  2931. 635
  2932. 00:27:06,826 --> 00:27:08,392
  2933. Of course.
  2934. Yeah.
  2935.  
  2936. 636
  2937. 00:27:08,394 --> 00:27:10,894
  2938. Great job, guys.
  2939.  
  2940. 637
  2941. 00:27:11,197 --> 00:27:13,631
  2942. All right.
  2943.  
  2944. 638
  2945. 00:27:13,633 --> 00:27:15,032
  2946. Everybody --
  2947. Everybody, on your cups!
  2948.  
  2949. 639
  2950. 00:27:15,034 --> 00:27:16,367
  2951. Let's go! Let's go!
  2952. Let's go!
  2953.  
  2954. 640
  2955. 00:27:16,936 --> 00:27:18,802
  2956. Ready!
  2957. Go!
  2958.  
  2959. 641
  2960. 00:27:19,672 --> 00:27:21,805
  2961. ♪ There goes the day ♪
  2962.  
  2963. 642
  2964. 00:27:21,807 --> 00:27:23,774
  2965. ♪ Oh, what a shame ♪
  2966.  
  2967. 643
  2968. 00:27:23,776 --> 00:27:25,409
  2969. - ♪ It's okay ♪
  2970. - Don't look at me!
  2971.  
  2972. 644
  2973. 00:27:25,411 --> 00:27:27,244
  2974. ♪ It's all the same ♪
  2975.  
  2976. 645
  2977. 00:27:27,246 --> 00:27:28,912
  2978. ♪ It's okay ♪
  2979.  
  2980. 646
  2981. 00:27:28,914 --> 00:27:31,148
  2982. ♪ It's all right ♪
  2983.  
  2984. 647
  2985. 00:27:31,150 --> 00:27:34,752
  2986. ♪ Because the day
  2987. is just another night ♪
  2988.  
  2989. 648
  2990. 00:27:34,754 --> 00:27:39,790
  2991. ♪ Oh, when you came back
  2992. from the scene, it's true ♪
  2993.  
  2994. 649
  2995. 00:27:39,792 --> 00:27:42,326
  2996. ♪ You brought a melody ♪
  2997.  
  2998. 650
  2999. 00:27:42,328 --> 00:27:45,429
  3000. ♪ Oh, I know it's hard,
  3001. but you stay with me ♪
  3002.  
  3003. 651
  3004. 00:27:45,431 --> 00:27:47,231
  3005. ♪ Oh, oh ♪
  3006.  
  3007. 652
  3008. 00:27:47,233 --> 00:27:48,999
  3009. ♪ Oh, oh ♪
  3010.  
  3011. 653
  3012. 00:27:49,001 --> 00:27:50,768
  3013. I'm just gonna say it.
  3014.  
  3015. 654
  3016. 00:27:50,770 --> 00:27:54,204
  3017. You look like someone
  3018. who would do okay on "Survivor."
  3019.  
  3020. 655
  3021. 00:27:54,206 --> 00:27:55,272
  3022. - Really?
  3023. - Mm-hmm.
  3024.  
  3025. 656
  3026. 00:27:55,274 --> 00:27:57,007
  3027. Like, you think I'd win?
  3028.  
  3029. 657
  3030. 00:27:57,009 --> 00:28:00,144
  3031. You're good-looking enough
  3032. to get far
  3033.  
  3034. 658
  3035. 00:28:00,146 --> 00:28:02,379
  3036. but not good-looking enough
  3037. to win.
  3038.  
  3039. 659
  3040. 00:28:02,381 --> 00:28:04,314
  3041. What does good-looking
  3042. have to do with "Survivor"?
  3043.  
  3044. 660
  3045. 00:28:04,316 --> 00:28:06,283
  3046. You got to be built.
  3047.  
  3048. 661
  3049. 00:28:06,285 --> 00:28:08,986
  3050. You got to be fuckin'...
  3051.  
  3052. 662
  3053. 00:28:08,988 --> 00:28:10,154
  3054. and survive.
  3055.  
  3056. 663
  3057. 00:28:10,156 --> 00:28:13,357
  3058. The question was
  3059. how are you<i> so</i> bad?
  3060.  
  3061. 664
  3062. 00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:15,292
  3063. - It was -- Okay.
  3064. - How are you<i> so</i> bad?
  3065.  
  3066. 665
  3067. 00:28:15,294 --> 00:28:17,194
  3068. I -- Look. Okay.
  3069. I'm bad at flip cup.
  3070.  
  3071. 666
  3072. 00:28:17,196 --> 00:28:19,063
  3073. I'm -- I'm saying it.
  3074. I'm admitting it.
  3075.  
  3076. 667
  3077. 00:28:19,065 --> 00:28:20,464
  3078. I'm bad at flip cup!
  3079.  
  3080. 668
  3081. 00:28:20,466 --> 00:28:22,399
  3082. - He's bad at flip cup.
  3083. - I'm bad at flip cup.
  3084.  
  3085. 669
  3086. 00:28:23,969 --> 00:28:26,904
  3087. Uh, hey, truth or dare.
  3088.  
  3089. 670
  3090. 00:28:26,906 --> 00:28:28,439
  3091. Truth.
  3092.  
  3093. 671
  3094. 00:28:28,441 --> 00:28:32,376
  3095. Okay. I truth you
  3096. to close your eyes.
  3097.  
  3098. 672
  3099. 00:28:52,264 --> 00:28:54,231
  3100. - This is bad.
  3101. - Oh, really?
  3102.  
  3103. 673
  3104. 00:28:54,233 --> 00:28:57,201
  3105. The diner tilapia
  3106. wasn't a winner?
  3107.  
  3108. 674
  3109. 00:28:57,203 --> 00:28:59,069
  3110. That's a shocker.
  3111.  
  3112. 675
  3113. 00:28:59,071 --> 00:29:00,771
  3114. How was Maggie?
  3115.  
  3116. 676
  3117. 00:29:00,773 --> 00:29:03,407
  3118. Um... she was good.
  3119.  
  3120. 677
  3121. 00:29:03,409 --> 00:29:06,143
  3122. Yeah, you know, she was...
  3123. she was really --
  3124.  
  3125. 678
  3126. 00:29:06,145 --> 00:29:08,078
  3127. Yeah.
  3128. She was cool.
  3129.  
  3130. 679
  3131. 00:29:08,914 --> 00:29:11,014
  3132. Wow.
  3133. You must really like her.
  3134.  
  3135. 680
  3136. 00:29:11,016 --> 00:29:12,850
  3137. I don't -- I don't know.
  3138. I just, um...
  3139.  
  3140. 681
  3141. 00:29:12,852 --> 00:29:14,918
  3142. I don't think we have
  3143. that long-term potential,
  3144.  
  3145. 682
  3146. 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:16,386
  3147. but I had a fun time with her.
  3148.  
  3149. 683
  3150. 00:29:16,388 --> 00:29:18,088
  3151. You spent one night with her.
  3152.  
  3153. 684
  3154. 00:29:18,090 --> 00:29:20,190
  3155. How can you possibly know
  3156. what kind of potential you have?
  3157.  
  3158. 685
  3159. 00:29:20,192 --> 00:29:22,960
  3160. Alice, when you've been single
  3161. as long as I have,
  3162.  
  3163. 686
  3164. 00:29:22,962 --> 00:29:24,828
  3165. you know what you want.
  3166.  
  3167. 687
  3168. 00:29:24,830 --> 00:29:27,331
  3169. And when you know what you want,
  3170. you can cut bait way quicker.
  3171.  
  3172. 688
  3173. 00:29:27,333 --> 00:29:29,066
  3174. Yeah, but you<i> don't</i> know
  3175. what you want.
  3176.  
  3177. 689
  3178. 00:29:29,068 --> 00:29:30,934
  3179. You have the worst standards.
  3180.  
  3181. 690
  3182. 00:29:30,936 --> 00:29:32,870
  3183. I have realistic standards.
  3184.  
  3185. 691
  3186. 00:29:32,872 --> 00:29:34,438
  3187. I do.
  3188.  
  3189. 692
  3190. 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:36,206
  3191. What about Jess Ramsey?
  3192.  
  3193. 693
  3194. 00:29:36,208 --> 00:29:37,975
  3195. I would date her,
  3196. but she's engaged.
  3197.  
  3198. 694
  3199. 00:29:37,977 --> 00:29:39,510
  3200. Why do you always say
  3201. her first and last name
  3202.  
  3203. 695
  3204. 00:29:39,512 --> 00:29:41,311
  3205. like some sort of serial killer?
  3206.  
  3207. 696
  3208. 00:29:41,313 --> 00:29:42,880
  3209. 'Cause she's a firsty-lasty.
  3210.  
  3211. 697
  3212. 00:29:42,882 --> 00:29:44,448
  3213. It's the same thing with me.
  3214. I'm Ben King.
  3215.  
  3216. 698
  3217. 00:29:44,450 --> 00:29:47,151
  3218. You're just jealous 'cause
  3219. you're not a firsty-lasty --
  3220.  
  3221. 699
  3222. 00:29:47,153 --> 00:29:48,552
  3223. - Alice Mori.
  3224. - All right. Fine.
  3225.  
  3226. 700
  3227. 00:29:48,554 --> 00:29:51,221
  3228. Let's pretend,
  3229. for the sake of this argument,
  3230.  
  3231. 701
  3232. 00:29:51,223 --> 00:29:53,023
  3233. Jess Ramsey gets divorced
  3234. tomorrow.
  3235.  
  3236. 702
  3237. 00:29:53,025 --> 00:29:55,292
  3238. She shows up on your doorstep,
  3239. and she's like,
  3240.  
  3241. 703
  3242. 00:29:55,294 --> 00:30:00,264
  3243. "Oh, my God, Ben King!
  3244. Let's be together! Unh!"
  3245.  
  3246. 704
  3247. 00:30:00,266 --> 00:30:02,232
  3248. That's not an impression
  3249. of anything.
  3250.  
  3251. 705
  3252. 00:30:02,234 --> 00:30:03,934
  3253. You wouldn't last two weeks.
  3254.  
  3255. 706
  3256. 00:30:03,936 --> 00:30:05,536
  3257. You would find something wrong
  3258. with her,
  3259.  
  3260. 707
  3261. 00:30:05,538 --> 00:30:07,571
  3262. - and then you would bail.
  3263. - That is not true.
  3264.  
  3265. 708
  3266. 00:30:07,573 --> 00:30:09,873
  3267. - Yes, it is. It's so true!
  3268. - You don't know that.
  3269.  
  3270. 709
  3271. 00:30:09,875 --> 00:30:13,010
  3272. I'm just trying to make sure the
  3273. person I end up with is right.
  3274.  
  3275. 710
  3276. 00:30:13,012 --> 00:30:14,578
  3277. I'm trying to find, you know...
  3278.  
  3279. 711
  3280. 00:30:14,580 --> 00:30:16,013
  3281. - Do not say "the one."
  3282. - ...the one.
  3283.  
  3284. 712
  3285. 00:30:16,015 --> 00:30:17,447
  3286. Oh, my God.
  3287.  
  3288. 713
  3289. 00:30:17,449 --> 00:30:21,018
  3290. You're just... so stupid.
  3291.  
  3292. 714
  3293. 00:30:21,020 --> 00:30:22,486
  3294. I don't think I am.
  3295.  
  3296. 715
  3297. 00:30:22,488 --> 00:30:25,455
  3298. Someone as grotesquely tall
  3299. and gangly as you
  3300.  
  3301. 716
  3302. 00:30:25,457 --> 00:30:27,124
  3303. doesn't have the right
  3304. to be picky.
  3305.  
  3306. 717
  3307. 00:30:27,126 --> 00:30:29,259
  3308. Wow.
  3309. Thank you so much, Alice.
  3310.  
  3311. 718
  3312. 00:30:29,261 --> 00:30:31,528
  3313. And what about you?
  3314. How was Trevor?
  3315.  
  3316. 719
  3317. 00:30:31,530 --> 00:30:34,331
  3318. Oh, yeah. Nothing happened.
  3319. I just got his number.
  3320.  
  3321. 720
  3322. 00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:36,066
  3323. - Okay.
  3324. - But I just...
  3325.  
  3326. 721
  3327. 00:30:36,068 --> 00:30:38,135
  3328. I got to do a little
  3329. personal maintenance first.
  3330.  
  3331. 722
  3332. 00:30:38,137 --> 00:30:39,837
  3333. - Yeah. Sure.
  3334. - You know what I'm saying?
  3335.  
  3336. 723
  3337. 00:30:39,839 --> 00:30:43,841
  3338. Got to run the raccoons...
  3339. out of the trash cans.
  3340.  
  3341. 724
  3342. 00:30:43,843 --> 00:30:45,142
  3343. I know --
  3344. Alice, I know.
  3345.  
  3346. 725
  3347. 00:30:45,144 --> 00:30:47,177
  3348. - I got to mow the back lawn.
  3349. - I got it.
  3350.  
  3351. 726
  3352. 00:30:47,179 --> 00:30:49,012
  3353. I've got a hairy ass and vagina.
  3354.  
  3355. 727
  3356. 00:30:49,014 --> 00:30:50,914
  3357. I heard you.
  3358.  
  3359. 728
  3360. 00:30:50,916 --> 00:30:52,449
  3361. Alice, these are just excuses.
  3362.  
  3363. 729
  3364. 00:30:52,451 --> 00:30:54,218
  3365. - You know that.
  3366. - They're not excuses.
  3367.  
  3368. 730
  3369. 00:30:54,220 --> 00:30:57,588
  3370. I'm not in the mood to go
  3371. on dates right now. That's it.
  3372.  
  3373. 731
  3374. 00:30:57,590 --> 00:31:00,457
  3375. Are you gonna spend the rest
  3376. of your life moping about Nate?
  3377.  
  3378. 732
  3379. 00:31:00,459 --> 00:31:03,193
  3380. I'm not moping about Nate.
  3381.  
  3382. 733
  3383. 00:31:03,195 --> 00:31:05,495
  3384. Fuck! What the --
  3385. It's just I...
  3386.  
  3387. 734
  3388. 00:31:07,399 --> 00:31:09,533
  3389. It takes me a while
  3390. to open up to people,
  3391.  
  3392. 735
  3393. 00:31:09,535 --> 00:31:12,169
  3394. and I just don't want to give
  3395. anyone that time right now.
  3396.  
  3397. 736
  3398. 00:31:12,171 --> 00:31:14,004
  3399. Okay?
  3400.  
  3401. 737
  3402. 00:31:14,006 --> 00:31:16,907
  3403. How do you<i> not</i> think
  3404. that you're moping about Nate?
  3405.  
  3406. 738
  3407. 00:31:16,909 --> 00:31:20,244
  3408. Every time I've seen you,
  3409. you've just been like "Nate!"
  3410.  
  3411. 739
  3412. 00:31:20,546 --> 00:31:22,045
  3413. - "Nate!"
  3414. - I hate when you do my voice.
  3415.  
  3416. 740
  3417. 00:31:22,047 --> 00:31:23,580
  3418. I literally hate it.
  3419.  
  3420. 741
  3421. 00:31:23,582 --> 00:31:25,515
  3422. - "Nate!"
  3423. - Stop saying it so loud.
  3424.  
  3425. 742
  3426. 00:31:25,517 --> 00:31:27,384
  3427. Someone here can know
  3428. who you're talking about.
  3429.  
  3430. 743
  3431. 00:31:27,386 --> 00:31:29,052
  3432. - Can you not say --
  3433. - Does anyone here know Nate?
  3434.  
  3435. 744
  3436. 00:31:29,054 --> 00:31:30,988
  3437. Shut the fuck up.
  3438.  
  3439. 745
  3440. 00:31:56,682 --> 00:31:58,582
  3441. Do you happen to have
  3442. a reservation?
  3443.  
  3444. 746
  3445. 00:31:58,584 --> 00:32:00,217
  3446. No, we don't, actually,
  3447. because someone
  3448.  
  3449. 747
  3450. 00:32:00,219 --> 00:32:01,618
  3451. forgot to book the hotel room
  3452. this weekend.
  3453.  
  3454. 748
  3455. 00:32:01,620 --> 00:32:03,153
  3456. I didn't forget.
  3457.  
  3458. 749
  3459. 00:32:03,155 --> 00:32:04,588
  3460. I was distracted
  3461. when I made the reservation.
  3462.  
  3463. 750
  3464. 00:32:04,590 --> 00:32:05,622
  3465. Why were you distracted?
  3466.  
  3467. 751
  3468. 00:32:05,624 --> 00:32:08,525
  3469. Do you have any rooms available?
  3470.  
  3471. 752
  3472. 00:32:08,527 --> 00:32:10,560
  3473. Yes.
  3474.  
  3475. 753
  3476. 00:32:10,562 --> 00:32:12,562
  3477. Ah! See? It works out.
  3478. It all works out.
  3479.  
  3480. 754
  3481. 00:32:12,564 --> 00:32:14,932
  3482. We've got one of our, uh,
  3483. Brown Bear rooms...
  3484.  
  3485. 755
  3486. 00:32:14,934 --> 00:32:16,400
  3487. - Cool.
  3488. - ...which have two twin beds,
  3489.  
  3490. 756
  3491. 00:32:16,402 --> 00:32:20,170
  3492. or the Grizzly Suite,
  3493. which is completely orange
  3494.  
  3495. 757
  3496. 00:32:20,172 --> 00:32:22,940
  3497. and has a vibrating
  3498. king-size bed.
  3499.  
  3500. 758
  3501. 00:32:24,677 --> 00:32:26,977
  3502. - I think Brown Bear. Yeah.
  3503. - The Brown Bear Room...
  3504.  
  3505. 759
  3506. 00:32:26,979 --> 00:32:28,378
  3507. - ...sounds good. Yeah.
  3508. - That's the... Yeah.
  3509.  
  3510. 760
  3511. 00:32:28,380 --> 00:32:32,416
  3512. Okay. That'll be $83.50
  3513. plus resort tax.
  3514.  
  3515. 761
  3516. 00:32:32,985 --> 00:32:35,285
  3517. Ooh.
  3518. She's got it.
  3519.  
  3520. 762
  3521. 00:32:35,287 --> 00:32:36,486
  3522. - I got it.
  3523. - Yeah.
  3524.  
  3525. 763
  3526. 00:32:36,488 --> 00:32:38,989
  3527. So what brings you guys
  3528. out here?
  3529.  
  3530. 764
  3531. 00:32:38,991 --> 00:32:41,358
  3532. - We're just here for a wedding.
  3533. - God, I love weddings.
  3534.  
  3535. 765
  3536. 00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:42,693
  3537. I'm trying to get married
  3538. myself.
  3539.  
  3540. 766
  3541. 00:32:42,695 --> 00:32:44,061
  3542. - Oh.
  3543. - Oh.
  3544.  
  3545. 767
  3546. 00:32:44,063 --> 00:32:45,495
  3547. Have you asked your girlfriend?
  3548.  
  3549. 768
  3550. 00:32:45,497 --> 00:32:47,664
  3551. I don't have a girlfriend.
  3552.  
  3553. 769
  3554. 00:32:47,666 --> 00:32:49,499
  3555. - Okay. Yeah, okay. Yeah.
  3556. - All right.
  3557.  
  3558. 770
  3559. 00:32:49,501 --> 00:32:51,034
  3560. - Yeah.
  3561. - There you go.
  3562.  
  3563. 771
  3564. 00:32:51,036 --> 00:32:52,302
  3565. Just take a right, a left,
  3566. a right,
  3567.  
  3568. 772
  3569. 00:32:52,304 --> 00:32:54,271
  3570. another right,
  3571. you'll be right there.
  3572.  
  3573. 773
  3574. 00:32:54,273 --> 00:32:55,572
  3575. - Did you get that?
  3576. - It says 304.
  3577.  
  3578. 774
  3579. 00:32:55,574 --> 00:32:56,707
  3580. - Enjoy.
  3581. - Thank you.
  3582.  
  3583. 775
  3584. 00:32:56,709 --> 00:32:57,708
  3585. - Thank you.
  3586. - Thanks, Steve.
  3587.  
  3588. 776
  3589. 00:32:57,710 --> 00:32:59,242
  3590. Have a great stay.
  3591.  
  3592. 777
  3593. 00:33:01,347 --> 00:33:03,313
  3594. I still can't believe
  3595. you took the Communion.
  3596.  
  3597. 778
  3598. 00:33:03,315 --> 00:33:05,215
  3599. What? Why?
  3600. I wanted the cracker.
  3601.  
  3602. 779
  3603. 00:33:05,217 --> 00:33:07,217
  3604. - Oh, my God. Look at this.
  3605. - Mm.
  3606.  
  3607. 780
  3608. 00:33:07,219 --> 00:33:09,753
  3609. - Here we go.
  3610. - Oh, baby.
  3611.  
  3612. 781
  3613. 00:33:09,755 --> 00:33:11,655
  3614. "Mm. Bully."
  3615.  
  3616. 782
  3617. 00:33:11,657 --> 00:33:14,391
  3618. "Yes, Johnson, I'm very happy we
  3619. could sign this merger today."
  3620.  
  3621. 783
  3622. 00:33:14,393 --> 00:33:16,326
  3623. "Me too, Mr. Phillips.
  3624.  
  3625. 784
  3626. 00:33:16,328 --> 00:33:18,261
  3627. I'm very excited
  3628. to commit fraud with you!"
  3629.  
  3630. 785
  3631. 00:33:18,263 --> 00:33:20,397
  3632. - Here we go.
  3633. - Yes. Yes, yes, yes.
  3634.  
  3635. 786
  3636. 00:33:20,399 --> 00:33:22,699
  3637. "Hi. We are Umlaut.
  3638.  
  3639. 787
  3640. 00:33:22,701 --> 00:33:26,036
  3641. We are the new
  3642. Swedish boy-band sensation."
  3643.  
  3644. 788
  3645. 00:33:26,038 --> 00:33:28,772
  3646. "Yes, our new hit single,
  3647. 'My Stepdad's House, '
  3648.  
  3649. 789
  3650. 00:33:28,774 --> 00:33:30,574
  3651. is climbing the charts."
  3652.  
  3653. 790
  3654. 00:33:30,576 --> 00:33:32,576
  3655. What is this?
  3656.  
  3657. 791
  3658. 00:33:32,578 --> 00:33:34,244
  3659. What is this?
  3660.  
  3661. 792
  3662. 00:33:34,246 --> 00:33:36,013
  3663. - Okay, guys.
  3664. - What...
  3665.  
  3666. 793
  3667. 00:33:36,015 --> 00:33:37,280
  3668. Here we go.
  3669.  
  3670. 794
  3671. 00:33:37,282 --> 00:33:38,582
  3672. - Whoo!
  3673. - What?
  3674.  
  3675. 795
  3676. 00:33:38,584 --> 00:33:40,183
  3677. I have no idea what's going on.
  3678.  
  3679. 796
  3680. 00:33:45,257 --> 00:33:47,057
  3681. All right.
  3682. What have we got?
  3683.  
  3684. 797
  3685. 00:33:47,059 --> 00:33:49,693
  3686. I see cuties, cuties everywhere.
  3687.  
  3688. 798
  3689. 00:33:49,695 --> 00:33:51,228
  3690. Yeah.
  3691. Let's see.
  3692.  
  3693. 799
  3694. 00:33:51,230 --> 00:33:52,229
  3695. Mm.
  3696.  
  3697. 800
  3698. 00:33:52,231 --> 00:33:54,364
  3699. Red dress with the boots.
  3700.  
  3701. 801
  3702. 00:33:54,366 --> 00:33:56,133
  3703. Mm, no.
  3704. No, she looks mean.
  3705.  
  3706. 802
  3707. 00:33:56,135 --> 00:33:58,769
  3708. What? She just looks serious.
  3709. That doesn't mean mean.
  3710.  
  3711. 803
  3712. 00:33:58,771 --> 00:34:01,371
  3713. It means mean.
  3714. Um, let's see.
  3715.  
  3716. 804
  3717. 00:34:01,373 --> 00:34:05,242
  3718. Okay. What about, um,
  3719. green with the glasses?
  3720.  
  3721. 805
  3722. 00:34:05,244 --> 00:34:07,277
  3723. - Where? Rotate.
  3724. - Okay.
  3725.  
  3726. 806
  3727. 00:34:09,448 --> 00:34:10,647
  3728. Her?
  3729.  
  3730. 807
  3731. 00:34:10,649 --> 00:34:13,550
  3732. Geez. God, you like them
  3733. fresh and young.
  3734.  
  3735. 808
  3736. 00:34:13,552 --> 00:34:15,485
  3737. What --
  3738. She's normal age.
  3739.  
  3740. 809
  3741. 00:34:15,487 --> 00:34:17,721
  3742. Ben, I can hear the sirens
  3743. coming for you.
  3744.  
  3745. 810
  3746. 00:34:17,723 --> 00:34:19,589
  3747. Fuck off. Mnh-mnh.
  3748.  
  3749. 811
  3750. 00:34:19,591 --> 00:34:21,291
  3751. Okay. All right.
  3752. Let's see.
  3753.  
  3754. 812
  3755. 00:34:21,293 --> 00:34:23,427
  3756. Um... okay.
  3757.  
  3758. 813
  3759. 00:34:23,429 --> 00:34:25,095
  3760. Bridesmaid with the braid.
  3761.  
  3762. 814
  3763. 00:34:25,097 --> 00:34:26,496
  3764. You're gonna have to
  3765. spin me out.
  3766.  
  3767. 815
  3768. 00:34:26,498 --> 00:34:28,331
  3769. - Okay.
  3770. - Ready? One, two, three.
  3771.  
  3772. 816
  3773. 00:34:30,669 --> 00:34:32,636
  3774. - Yeah. Yeah, she'll do.
  3775. - Cool.
  3776.  
  3777. 817
  3778. 00:34:32,638 --> 00:34:35,338
  3779. I'm gonna spill a drink on her
  3780. when the song ends,
  3781.  
  3782. 818
  3783. 00:34:35,340 --> 00:34:36,573
  3784. and you're gonna go up to her
  3785.  
  3786. 819
  3787. 00:34:36,575 --> 00:34:38,175
  3788. with some napkins
  3789. and a good opening line.
  3790.  
  3791. 820
  3792. 00:34:38,177 --> 00:34:40,077
  3793. Can you maybe not assault
  3794. this one?
  3795.  
  3796. 821
  3797. 00:34:40,079 --> 00:34:41,545
  3798. It's not assault.
  3799. I just --
  3800.  
  3801. 822
  3802. 00:34:41,547 --> 00:34:44,281
  3803. I have a very physical style
  3804. of breaking the ice.
  3805.  
  3806. 823
  3807. 00:34:44,283 --> 00:34:46,583
  3808. That's one of the definitions
  3809. of assault.
  3810.  
  3811. 824
  3812. 00:34:46,585 --> 00:34:48,852
  3813. Whatever.
  3814. It's been working, has it not?
  3815.  
  3816. 825
  3817. 00:34:48,854 --> 00:34:50,454
  3818. Yeah.
  3819.  
  3820. 826
  3821. 00:34:50,456 --> 00:34:52,355
  3822. Yeah.
  3823. Yeah, it has.
  3824.  
  3825. 827
  3826. 00:34:52,357 --> 00:34:54,257
  3827. - Somehow it has.
  3828. - Thank you.
  3829.  
  3830. 828
  3831. 00:34:54,259 --> 00:34:57,727
  3832. Oh, this is hot.
  3833.  
  3834. 829
  3835. 00:34:57,729 --> 00:34:59,696
  3836. Oh, you guys better stop,
  3837. drop, and roll.
  3838.  
  3839. 830
  3840. 00:34:59,698 --> 00:35:02,132
  3841. Oh, oh, oh!
  3842.  
  3843. 831
  3844. 00:35:02,134 --> 00:35:05,268
  3845. Too hot. Too hot.
  3846.  
  3847. 832
  3848. 00:35:05,270 --> 00:35:06,770
  3849. Oh.
  3850.  
  3851. 833
  3852. 00:35:06,772 --> 00:35:08,772
  3853. Please stop.
  3854.  
  3855. 834
  3856. 00:35:09,508 --> 00:35:12,242
  3857. Uh, this has been
  3858. kind of a tough year for me.
  3859.  
  3860. 835
  3861. 00:35:12,244 --> 00:35:15,545
  3862. Um, you guys know that.
  3863. But, um, this is not about me.
  3864.  
  3865. 836
  3866. 00:35:15,547 --> 00:35:18,415
  3867. Today's about Barb and Kyle.
  3868.  
  3869. 837
  3870. 00:35:18,417 --> 00:35:21,151
  3871. I'm so proud of you guys.
  3872. I love you.
  3873.  
  3874. 838
  3875. 00:35:22,154 --> 00:35:23,687
  3876. ♪ When I'm alone ♪
  3877.  
  3878. 839
  3879. 00:35:23,689 --> 00:35:28,225
  3880. ♪ I find it hard to breathe ♪
  3881.  
  3882. 840
  3883. 00:35:28,227 --> 00:35:33,897
  3884. ♪ She walked out
  3885. and she took half of me ♪
  3886.  
  3887. 841
  3888. 00:35:48,413 --> 00:35:50,180
  3889. What a ceremony, huh?
  3890.  
  3891. 842
  3892. 00:35:50,182 --> 00:35:51,748
  3893. - Mm.
  3894. - Loved the vows.
  3895.  
  3896. 843
  3897. 00:35:51,750 --> 00:35:53,783
  3898. Cried.
  3899. Cried like a baby.
  3900.  
  3901. 844
  3902. 00:35:53,785 --> 00:35:55,152
  3903. Anybody else cry?
  3904.  
  3905. 845
  3906. 00:35:56,155 --> 00:35:57,621
  3907. Yeah.
  3908. I cried.
  3909.  
  3910. 846
  3911. 00:35:57,623 --> 00:36:01,191
  3912. but I cry every day,
  3913. so it doesn't mean anything.
  3914.  
  3915. 847
  3916. 00:36:01,193 --> 00:36:03,493
  3917. Crying can be very therapeutic.
  3918.  
  3919. 848
  3920. 00:36:03,495 --> 00:36:05,395
  3921. Not the way I do it.
  3922.  
  3923. 849
  3924. 00:36:06,598 --> 00:36:08,398
  3925. So you two met in college?
  3926.  
  3927. 850
  3928. 00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:09,633
  3929. - Yeah.
  3930. - Yeah.
  3931.  
  3932. 851
  3933. 00:36:09,635 --> 00:36:11,568
  3934. Ben, you know,
  3935. he basically used me
  3936.  
  3937. 852
  3938. 00:36:11,570 --> 00:36:13,603
  3939. to get close to my roommate
  3940. so they could date.
  3941.  
  3942. 853
  3943. 00:36:13,605 --> 00:36:15,572
  3944. - This is not true.
  3945. - Uh-oh. Intrigue.
  3946.  
  3947. 854
  3948. 00:36:15,574 --> 00:36:16,907
  3949. It's a little true.
  3950.  
  3951. 855
  3952. 00:36:16,909 --> 00:36:18,642
  3953. - Go on. Go.
  3954. - I'm just kidding.
  3955.  
  3956. 856
  3957. 00:36:18,644 --> 00:36:20,377
  3958. It's fine.
  3959. It's fine. No.
  3960.  
  3961. 857
  3962. 00:36:20,379 --> 00:36:21,945
  3963. They only dated
  3964. for a couple of months.
  3965.  
  3966. 858
  3967. 00:36:21,947 --> 00:36:25,215
  3968. But our friendship,
  3969. that lasts a lifetime.
  3970.  
  3971. 859
  3972. 00:36:25,217 --> 00:36:27,384
  3973. - Aw.
  3974. - Aw.
  3975.  
  3976. 860
  3977. 00:36:27,386 --> 00:36:29,586
  3978. - She should come to the wedding.
  3979. - Of course.
  3980.  
  3981. 861
  3982. 00:36:29,588 --> 00:36:32,589
  3983. Alice, you should come
  3984. to our wedding.
  3985.  
  3986. 862
  3987. 00:36:32,591 --> 00:36:33,957
  3988. Oh.
  3989.  
  3990. 863
  3991. 00:36:33,959 --> 00:36:36,860
  3992. Uh, I didn't know you guys...
  3993. When is it?
  3994.  
  3995. 864
  3996. 00:36:36,862 --> 00:36:38,195
  3997. October 21st.
  3998.  
  3999. 865
  4000. 00:36:38,197 --> 00:36:39,829
  4001. - It's on a Sunday.
  4002. - Cool.
  4003.  
  4004. 866
  4005. 00:36:39,831 --> 00:36:41,264
  4006. You're getting an invite,
  4007. young lady,
  4008.  
  4009. 867
  4010. 00:36:41,266 --> 00:36:42,866
  4011. and that's the end of it.
  4012.  
  4013. 868
  4014. 00:36:42,868 --> 00:36:44,701
  4015. Okay.
  4016. Great.
  4017.  
  4018. 869
  4019. 00:36:44,703 --> 00:36:47,404
  4020. Um, you know what?
  4021. I'm gonna grab a drink.
  4022.  
  4023. 870
  4024. 00:36:47,406 --> 00:36:49,339
  4025. - Do you guys want anything?
  4026. - Mnh-mnh.
  4027.  
  4028. 871
  4029. 00:36:49,341 --> 00:36:50,974
  4030. Shots? Shots?
  4031. Shots all around?
  4032.  
  4033. 872
  4034. 00:36:50,976 --> 00:36:52,342
  4035. Shots for Gina?
  4036.  
  4037. 873
  4038. 00:36:52,344 --> 00:36:54,277
  4039. - No.
  4040. - I'm fine with my wine.
  4041.  
  4042. 874
  4043. 00:36:54,279 --> 00:36:55,712
  4044. - Okay.
  4045. - Thanks!
  4046.  
  4047. 875
  4048. 00:36:56,982 --> 00:36:58,582
  4049. She's adorable.
  4050.  
  4051. 876
  4052. 00:36:58,584 --> 00:37:00,784
  4053. Ben, I see
  4054. a lot of potential there.
  4055.  
  4056. 877
  4057. 00:37:00,786 --> 00:37:02,652
  4058. No. It's not --
  4059. It's not like that.
  4060.  
  4061. 878
  4062. 00:37:02,654 --> 00:37:04,754
  4063. We're just --
  4064. We're just friends.
  4065.  
  4066. 879
  4067. 00:37:05,757 --> 00:37:06,890
  4068. Ben.
  4069.  
  4070. 880
  4071. 00:37:06,892 --> 00:37:08,491
  4072. Oh, you're coming over.
  4073. Awesome.
  4074.  
  4075. 881
  4076. 00:37:08,493 --> 00:37:11,294
  4077. Sorry we got off
  4078. on such a bad foot last month.
  4079.  
  4080. 882
  4081. 00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:15,432
  4082. Yeah. Um...
  4083. can we not talk about this here?
  4084.  
  4085. 883
  4086. 00:37:15,434 --> 00:37:16,967
  4087. Well, you won't return my texts.
  4088.  
  4089. 884
  4090. 00:37:16,969 --> 00:37:18,635
  4091. You only text me
  4092. at like 5:00 in the morning.
  4093.  
  4094. 885
  4095. 00:37:18,637 --> 00:37:20,570
  4096. - I'm an early riser.
  4097. - Okay.
  4098.  
  4099. 886
  4100. 00:37:20,572 --> 00:37:24,407
  4101. Ben... I want you to be
  4102. my best man.
  4103.  
  4104. 887
  4105. 00:37:26,745 --> 00:37:28,378
  4106. - Dad.
  4107. - No.
  4108.  
  4109. 888
  4110. 00:37:28,380 --> 00:37:31,314
  4111. Buddy, there's nobody else
  4112. I would want to do this.
  4113.  
  4114. 889
  4115. 00:37:31,316 --> 00:37:32,949
  4116. - What about Hanon?
  4117. - What about him?
  4118.  
  4119. 890
  4120. 00:37:32,951 --> 00:37:34,718
  4121. Make your best friend
  4122. your best man.
  4123.  
  4124. 891
  4125. 00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:36,586
  4126. Hanon?
  4127. That's ridiculous.
  4128.  
  4129. 892
  4130. 00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:38,989
  4131. He was Joe's best man,
  4132. and his entire speech was about
  4133.  
  4134. 893
  4135. 00:37:38,991 --> 00:37:41,725
  4136. how there wasn't enough cheese
  4137. at the wedding.
  4138.  
  4139. 894
  4140. 00:37:41,727 --> 00:37:45,428
  4141. Ben... you're my son.
  4142.  
  4143. 895
  4144. 00:37:48,433 --> 00:37:50,734
  4145. Uh, I'll -- I'll think about it.
  4146.  
  4147. 896
  4148. 00:37:56,775 --> 00:37:57,841
  4149. What can I get you?
  4150.  
  4151. 897
  4152. 00:37:57,843 --> 00:37:59,943
  4153. Can I get a tequila straight up?
  4154.  
  4155. 898
  4156. 00:37:59,945 --> 00:38:02,445
  4157. Fill it up like a gas tank.
  4158.  
  4159. 899
  4160. 00:38:02,447 --> 00:38:04,447
  4161. - That's a first.
  4162. - Yeah.
  4163.  
  4164. 900
  4165. 00:38:05,917 --> 00:38:07,751
  4166. Oh, my God. Alice.
  4167.  
  4168. 901
  4169. 00:38:07,753 --> 00:38:09,986
  4170. - Oh, my God. Hi, Jenna!
  4171. - Hi!
  4172.  
  4173. 902
  4174. 00:38:09,988 --> 00:38:11,621
  4175. - Hey.
  4176. - How are you?
  4177.  
  4178. 903
  4179. 00:38:11,623 --> 00:38:13,690
  4180. - Good. How are you?
  4181. - So good.
  4182.  
  4183. 904
  4184. 00:38:13,692 --> 00:38:15,525
  4185. I had no idea
  4186. that you were gonna be here.
  4187.  
  4188. 905
  4189. 00:38:15,527 --> 00:38:18,428
  4190. Yeah. I didn't know
  4191. <i>you</i> were gonna be here.
  4192.  
  4193. 906
  4194. 00:38:18,430 --> 00:38:20,864
  4195. Yeah. This is Alice.
  4196. This is Nate Lam's girlfriend.
  4197.  
  4198. 907
  4199. 00:38:20,866 --> 00:38:22,966
  4200. - Oh.
  4201. - Oh, my God. I love Nate.
  4202.  
  4203. 908
  4204. 00:38:22,968 --> 00:38:24,968
  4205. We, uh, we interned at Merrill
  4206. together.
  4207.  
  4208. 909
  4209. 00:38:24,970 --> 00:38:26,503
  4210. How is that stupid bastard?
  4211.  
  4212. 910
  4213. 00:38:26,505 --> 00:38:28,471
  4214. Um, he's g--
  4215. You know, I don't know.
  4216.  
  4217. 911
  4218. 00:38:28,473 --> 00:38:29,539
  4219. We -- We broke up.
  4220.  
  4221. 912
  4222. 00:38:29,541 --> 00:38:30,707
  4223. - No.
  4224. - Yeah.
  4225.  
  4226. 913
  4227. 00:38:30,709 --> 00:38:31,975
  4228. Shit.
  4229.  
  4230. 914
  4231. 00:38:31,977 --> 00:38:33,677
  4232. - No.
  4233. - Yeah.
  4234.  
  4235. 915
  4236. 00:38:33,679 --> 00:38:35,512
  4237. - Are you kidding?
  4238. - No.
  4239.  
  4240. 916
  4241. 00:38:35,514 --> 00:38:38,048
  4242. What happened?
  4243. I loved you guys together.
  4244.  
  4245. 917
  4246. 00:38:38,050 --> 00:38:40,817
  4247. You guys were like yin and yang.
  4248.  
  4249. 918
  4250. 00:38:40,819 --> 00:38:42,652
  4251. - I loved them together.
  4252. - Yeah.
  4253.  
  4254. 919
  4255. 00:38:42,654 --> 00:38:44,954
  4256. Yeah.
  4257. I bet I-I would have.
  4258.  
  4259. 920
  4260. 00:38:44,956 --> 00:38:46,756
  4261. Alice?
  4262.  
  4263. 921
  4264. 00:38:46,758 --> 00:38:49,592
  4265. Okay.
  4266. What the fuck was that?
  4267.  
  4268. 922
  4269. 00:39:10,048 --> 00:39:11,581
  4270. Wait, wait.
  4271.  
  4272. 923
  4273. 00:39:11,583 --> 00:39:14,084
  4274. That shadow looks
  4275. just like Jay Leno's face.
  4276.  
  4277. 924
  4278. 00:39:14,086 --> 00:39:15,952
  4279. You're absolutely right.
  4280.  
  4281. 925
  4282. 00:39:15,954 --> 00:39:18,121
  4283. That's his nose.
  4284. That's his chin.
  4285.  
  4286. 926
  4287. 00:39:18,123 --> 00:39:20,357
  4288. - His nose and his chin.
  4289. - And the chin.
  4290.  
  4291. 927
  4292. 00:39:20,359 --> 00:39:21,825
  4293. Benjamin!
  4294.  
  4295. 928
  4296. 00:39:21,827 --> 00:39:23,560
  4297. - Uncle Davis.
  4298. - Ben!
  4299.  
  4300. 929
  4301. 00:39:23,562 --> 00:39:25,061
  4302. - Hi. Hey, guys.
  4303. - Come on, Ben.
  4304.  
  4305. 930
  4306. 00:39:25,063 --> 00:39:26,963
  4307. Get in on this doobie, buddy.
  4308.  
  4309. 931
  4310. 00:39:26,965 --> 00:39:29,933
  4311. Yeah, Ben.
  4312. Get in on this doobie.
  4313.  
  4314. 932
  4315. 00:39:29,935 --> 00:39:32,836
  4316. Uh, no, thanks. I'm all good
  4317. on doobies for the night.
  4318.  
  4319. 933
  4320. 00:39:32,838 --> 00:39:35,372
  4321. Where's your dad?
  4322. He used to love this stuff.
  4323.  
  4324. 934
  4325. 00:39:35,374 --> 00:39:36,973
  4326. - He's inside.
  4327. - Ah.
  4328.  
  4329. 935
  4330. 00:39:36,975 --> 00:39:39,876
  4331. Here you go, Jimmy.
  4332. Your turn.
  4333.  
  4334. 936
  4335. 00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:43,480
  4336. Oh, okay.
  4337. All right, guys.
  4338.  
  4339. 937
  4340. 00:39:43,482 --> 00:39:44,814
  4341. I'm gonna --
  4342. I have to take off.
  4343.  
  4344. 938
  4345. 00:39:44,816 --> 00:39:46,549
  4346. - Oh.
  4347. - I know!
  4348.  
  4349. 939
  4350. 00:39:46,551 --> 00:39:48,118
  4351. It's a tragedy.
  4352. I know.
  4353.  
  4354. 940
  4355. 00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:54,124
  4356. Oh! Ben's got to run off
  4357. with his little girlfriend.
  4358.  
  4359. 941
  4360. 00:39:54,126 --> 00:39:55,992
  4361. - All right.
  4362. - You guys got to --
  4363.  
  4364. 942
  4365. 00:39:55,994 --> 00:39:57,894
  4366. You got to take it down a notch,
  4367. Uncle Davis.
  4368.  
  4369. 943
  4370. 00:39:57,896 --> 00:39:59,662
  4371. You having fun, huh?
  4372.  
  4373. 944
  4374. 00:40:00,966 --> 00:40:02,632
  4375. Everything okay?
  4376.  
  4377. 945
  4378. 00:40:02,634 --> 00:40:05,869
  4379. Yeah. Yeah.
  4380. Um, can we go get fucked up?
  4381.  
  4382. 946
  4383. 00:40:05,871 --> 00:40:07,771
  4384. Oh, Ben, I want you
  4385. to know something.
  4386.  
  4387. 947
  4388. 00:40:07,773 --> 00:40:09,739
  4389. I'm never gonna say no to that.
  4390.  
  4391. 948
  4392. 00:40:09,741 --> 00:40:12,709
  4393. Come on. Let's go find
  4394. some people our own age.
  4395.  
  4396. 949
  4397. 00:40:12,711 --> 00:40:14,010
  4398. Whoo!
  4399.  
  4400. 950
  4401. 00:40:28,794 --> 00:40:31,594
  4402. ♪ In no solid state ♪
  4403.  
  4404. 951
  4405. 00:40:32,731 --> 00:40:35,165
  4406. ♪ You know we can't cop to ♪
  4407.  
  4408. 952
  4409. 00:40:35,167 --> 00:40:40,904
  4410. ♪ The frequency
  4411. of your inner debate ♪
  4412.  
  4413. 953
  4414. 00:40:42,073 --> 00:40:45,175
  4415. ♪ You're all out of tune ♪
  4416.  
  4417. 954
  4418. 00:40:55,587 --> 00:40:57,587
  4419. Aah!
  4420.  
  4421. 955
  4422. 00:40:57,589 --> 00:40:59,122
  4423. What was that?
  4424.  
  4425. 956
  4426. 00:40:59,124 --> 00:41:02,025
  4427. - That was 12 seconds.
  4428. - What? That was five minutes.
  4429.  
  4430. 957
  4431. 00:41:02,027 --> 00:41:03,960
  4432. You think you can hold
  4433. your breath for five minutes?
  4434.  
  4435. 958
  4436. 00:41:03,962 --> 00:41:05,728
  4437. I know I can.
  4438.  
  4439. 959
  4440. 00:41:05,730 --> 00:41:10,533
  4441. I feel like you vastly
  4442. overestimate your abilities.
  4443.  
  4444. 960
  4445. 00:41:10,535 --> 00:41:14,170
  4446. I think I perfectly estimate
  4447. my everything, Ben.
  4448.  
  4449. 961
  4450. 00:41:14,172 --> 00:41:16,606
  4451. Okay. Fine.
  4452.  
  4453. 962
  4454. 00:41:16,608 --> 00:41:18,041
  4455. Can I ask you something?
  4456.  
  4457. 963
  4458. 00:41:18,043 --> 00:41:19,642
  4459. Yeah.
  4460.  
  4461. 964
  4462. 00:41:19,644 --> 00:41:21,878
  4463. Why didn't you tell me
  4464. your dad got engaged?
  4465.  
  4466. 965
  4467. 00:41:23,482 --> 00:41:25,949
  4468. I don't know.
  4469. I don't know.
  4470.  
  4471. 966
  4472. 00:41:25,951 --> 00:41:27,684
  4473. I really didn't want to
  4474. tell you something
  4475.  
  4476. 967
  4477. 00:41:27,686 --> 00:41:30,553
  4478. that I don't really want to
  4479. think about.
  4480.  
  4481. 968
  4482. 00:41:30,555 --> 00:41:32,055
  4483. Okay.
  4484.  
  4485. 969
  4486. 00:41:32,057 --> 00:41:35,225
  4487. He, uh, he asked me
  4488. to be his best man tonight.
  4489.  
  4490. 970
  4491. 00:41:35,227 --> 00:41:36,893
  4492. Oh.
  4493.  
  4494. 971
  4495. 00:41:36,895 --> 00:41:38,962
  4496. Yeah.
  4497.  
  4498. 972
  4499. 00:41:39,698 --> 00:41:41,197
  4500. What'd you tell him?
  4501.  
  4502. 973
  4503. 00:41:41,199 --> 00:41:43,266
  4504. I just kind of ran off.
  4505.  
  4506. 974
  4507. 00:41:43,268 --> 00:41:44,968
  4508. Classic Ben move.
  4509.  
  4510. 975
  4511. 00:41:44,970 --> 00:41:46,970
  4512. I don't know. I panicked.
  4513. I don't know.
  4514.  
  4515. 976
  4516. 00:41:46,972 --> 00:41:48,571
  4517. What am I supposed to do,
  4518. you know?
  4519.  
  4520. 977
  4521. 00:41:48,573 --> 00:41:50,573
  4522. Like, plan his bachelor party?
  4523.  
  4524. 978
  4525. 00:41:50,575 --> 00:41:52,242
  4526. Hire him a stripper?
  4527.  
  4528. 979
  4529. 00:41:52,244 --> 00:41:54,043
  4530. - That's insane.
  4531. - It<i> is</i> insane.
  4532.  
  4533. 980
  4534. 00:41:54,045 --> 00:41:56,079
  4535. - Yeah.
  4536. - No, I get it.
  4537.  
  4538. 981
  4539. 00:41:56,081 --> 00:41:57,580
  4540. I was bugged out at first
  4541.  
  4542. 982
  4543. 00:41:57,582 --> 00:41:59,249
  4544. when Lily asked me to be
  4545. her maid of honor.
  4546.  
  4547. 983
  4548. 00:41:59,251 --> 00:42:00,950
  4549. Yeah, but that's your sister.
  4550.  
  4551. 984
  4552. 00:42:00,952 --> 00:42:04,020
  4553. It's perfectly normal for you
  4554. to be her maid of honor.
  4555.  
  4556. 985
  4557. 00:42:04,022 --> 00:42:06,222
  4558. - Yeah.
  4559. - It's just...
  4560.  
  4561. 986
  4562. 00:42:06,224 --> 00:42:10,126
  4563. I feel like he's trying to
  4564. start over with this new family
  4565.  
  4566. 987
  4567. 00:42:10,128 --> 00:42:12,128
  4568. 'cause he fucked ours up.
  4569.  
  4570. 988
  4571. 00:42:14,232 --> 00:42:15,765
  4572. Well, at least he's happy.
  4573.  
  4574. 989
  4575. 00:42:15,767 --> 00:42:18,701
  4576. Yeah.
  4577. For now.
  4578.  
  4579. 990
  4580. 00:42:21,573 --> 00:42:24,207
  4581. Ben, my parents
  4582. don't like each other.
  4583.  
  4584. 991
  4585. 00:42:25,176 --> 00:42:30,046
  4586. I mean, my mom, she's just --
  4587. she's always yelling at my dad.
  4588.  
  4589. 992
  4590. 00:42:30,048 --> 00:42:32,715
  4591. And he's kind of checked out,
  4592. you know?
  4593.  
  4594. 993
  4595. 00:42:32,717 --> 00:42:34,317
  4596. He just takes it.
  4597.  
  4598. 994
  4599. 00:42:34,319 --> 00:42:37,186
  4600. They didn't want my sister and I
  4601. to have to go through a divorce,
  4602.  
  4603. 995
  4604. 00:42:37,188 --> 00:42:39,222
  4605. so they just stuck it out.
  4606.  
  4607. 996
  4608. 00:42:39,224 --> 00:42:43,560
  4609. And it's just --
  4610. It's made them so sad.
  4611.  
  4612. 997
  4613. 00:42:45,130 --> 00:42:48,831
  4614. I think about the two of them
  4615. sometimes in that house,
  4616.  
  4617. 998
  4618. 00:42:48,833 --> 00:42:53,002
  4619. just having dinner in silence,
  4620. white-knuckling it.
  4621.  
  4622. 999
  4623. 00:42:58,843 --> 00:43:01,177
  4624. I'm sure it broke your heart
  4625. when your parents split up,
  4626.  
  4627. 1000
  4628. 00:43:01,179 --> 00:43:03,880
  4629. but at least
  4630. they're not miserable.
  4631.  
  4632. 1001
  4633. 00:43:03,882 --> 00:43:06,883
  4634. I can guarantee
  4635. you would like that a lot less.
  4636.  
  4637. 1002
  4638. 00:43:10,121 --> 00:43:12,155
  4639. - Hey.
  4640. - Hmm?
  4641.  
  4642. 1003
  4643. 00:43:12,791 --> 00:43:14,023
  4644. Come here.
  4645.  
  4646. 1004
  4647. 00:43:14,025 --> 00:43:16,326
  4648. Come here.
  4649.  
  4650. 1005
  4651. 00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:24,233
  4652. - Hey, Ben?
  4653. - Yeah.
  4654.  
  4655. 1006
  4656. 00:43:24,235 --> 00:43:27,070
  4657. I'm totally reading your boner
  4658. right now.
  4659.  
  4660. 1007
  4661. 00:43:27,072 --> 00:43:30,039
  4662. - God damn -- No.
  4663. - Relax.
  4664.  
  4665. 1008
  4666. 00:43:37,115 --> 00:43:38,948
  4667. Where -- Where'd everybody go?
  4668.  
  4669. 1009
  4670. 00:43:38,950 --> 00:43:41,250
  4671. I don't -- I don't know.
  4672.  
  4673. 1010
  4674. 00:43:42,754 --> 00:43:44,787
  4675. - Shit.
  4676. - Should we --
  4677.  
  4678. 1011
  4679. 00:43:44,789 --> 00:43:47,123
  4680. - We should get out, right?
  4681. - Yeah.
  4682.  
  4683. 1012
  4684. 00:43:48,126 --> 00:43:49,792
  4685. Yeah.
  4686. Let's go.
  4687.  
  4688. 1013
  4689. 00:43:49,794 --> 00:43:52,061
  4690. Fuck.
  4691. It's cold.
  4692.  
  4693. 1014
  4694. 00:43:54,065 --> 00:43:55,331
  4695. Are they out here?
  4696.  
  4697. 1015
  4698. 00:43:55,333 --> 00:43:57,066
  4699. No.
  4700. We must have missed the shuttle.
  4701.  
  4702. 1016
  4703. 00:43:57,068 --> 00:43:58,768
  4704. Oh, shit.
  4705.  
  4706. 1017
  4707. 00:43:58,770 --> 00:44:00,003
  4708. Let's call a car.
  4709.  
  4710. 1018
  4711. 00:44:00,005 --> 00:44:01,771
  4712. My phone's dead.
  4713.  
  4714. 1019
  4715. 00:44:01,773 --> 00:44:02,772
  4716. Mine too.
  4717.  
  4718. 1020
  4719. 00:44:02,774 --> 00:44:04,674
  4720. Oh, fuck.
  4721.  
  4722. 1021
  4723. 00:44:04,676 --> 00:44:05,908
  4724. Where's our hotel?
  4725.  
  4726. 1022
  4727. 00:44:05,910 --> 00:44:09,178
  4728. Uh, it's about 10,000 miles
  4729. that way.
  4730.  
  4731. 1023
  4732. 00:44:09,180 --> 00:44:10,980
  4733. Only 10,000 miles?
  4734.  
  4735. 1024
  4736. 00:44:10,982 --> 00:44:12,782
  4737. We're gonna die out here.
  4738.  
  4739. 1025
  4740. 00:44:12,784 --> 00:44:15,118
  4741. Let's just walk.
  4742. Come on.
  4743.  
  4744. 1026
  4745. 00:44:16,054 --> 00:44:18,388
  4746. Come on, grumps.
  4747. Let's do it.
  4748.  
  4749. 1027
  4750. 00:44:18,390 --> 00:44:20,423
  4751. Forward ho!
  4752.  
  4753. 1028
  4754. 00:44:20,425 --> 00:44:21,891
  4755. Are you serious?
  4756.  
  4757. 1029
  4758. 00:44:21,893 --> 00:44:23,760
  4759. I'm not saying I always do it.
  4760.  
  4761. 1030
  4762. 00:44:23,762 --> 00:44:25,094
  4763. That is<i> so</i> gross.
  4764.  
  4765. 1031
  4766. 00:44:25,096 --> 00:44:27,430
  4767. Ben, don't pretend
  4768. like you don't let
  4769.  
  4770. 1032
  4771. 00:44:27,432 --> 00:44:29,666
  4772. a little dribble
  4773. come out of that 'nanner
  4774.  
  4775. 1033
  4776. 00:44:29,668 --> 00:44:31,134
  4777. when you're in the shower.
  4778.  
  4779. 1034
  4780. 00:44:31,136 --> 00:44:32,902
  4781. I don't let a little dribble
  4782.  
  4783. 1035
  4784. 00:44:32,904 --> 00:44:35,304
  4785. come out the 'nanner
  4786. when I'm showering --
  4787.  
  4788. 1036
  4789. 00:44:35,306 --> 00:44:39,208
  4790. If you pee in a shower, it,
  4791. by definition, becomes a toilet.
  4792.  
  4793. 1037
  4794. 00:44:39,210 --> 00:44:41,344
  4795. Oh, look at these.
  4796.  
  4797. 1038
  4798. 00:44:41,346 --> 00:44:42,979
  4799. So pretty.
  4800.  
  4801. 1039
  4802. 00:44:42,981 --> 00:44:45,214
  4803. I never understood flowers.
  4804.  
  4805. 1040
  4806. 00:44:45,216 --> 00:44:48,051
  4807. I'm sorry.
  4808. You don't understand them?
  4809.  
  4810. 1041
  4811. 00:44:48,053 --> 00:44:49,986
  4812. They just --
  4813. They don't make sense to me
  4814.  
  4815. 1042
  4816. 00:44:49,988 --> 00:44:51,721
  4817. as, like, a symbol of love,
  4818. you know?
  4819.  
  4820. 1043
  4821. 00:44:51,723 --> 00:44:52,722
  4822. Why not?
  4823.  
  4824. 1044
  4825. 00:44:52,724 --> 00:44:54,023
  4826. Because as soon as you get them,
  4827.  
  4828. 1045
  4829. 00:44:54,025 --> 00:44:56,025
  4830. they're on this withering,
  4831. downward spiral.
  4832.  
  4833. 1046
  4834. 00:44:56,027 --> 00:44:57,960
  4835. It's not about
  4836. how long they last.
  4837.  
  4838. 1047
  4839. 00:44:57,962 --> 00:45:00,997
  4840. It's about how it feels to get
  4841. a big fuckin' sack of tulips.
  4842.  
  4843. 1048
  4844. 00:45:00,999 --> 00:45:02,365
  4845. Yeah.
  4846. Gifts shouldn't die on you.
  4847.  
  4848. 1049
  4849. 00:45:02,367 --> 00:45:04,834
  4850. - That's all I'm saying.
  4851. - Okay. Wh--
  4852.  
  4853. 1050
  4854. 00:45:04,836 --> 00:45:06,936
  4855. You said you knew
  4856. where our hotel was.
  4857.  
  4858. 1051
  4859. 00:45:06,938 --> 00:45:08,271
  4860. And I do.
  4861.  
  4862. 1052
  4863. 00:45:08,273 --> 00:45:10,440
  4864. - Where are we?
  4865. - Um...
  4866.  
  4867. 1053
  4868. 00:45:10,442 --> 00:45:12,041
  4869. You don't know
  4870. where we're going.
  4871.  
  4872. 1054
  4873. 00:45:12,043 --> 00:45:13,976
  4874. Let's -- Let's go this way.
  4875.  
  4876. 1055
  4877. 00:45:17,348 --> 00:45:19,415
  4878. Oh, we're so lost.
  4879.  
  4880. 1056
  4881. 00:45:19,417 --> 00:45:21,384
  4882. I think we might need to
  4883. start hitchhiking.
  4884.  
  4885. 1057
  4886. 00:45:21,386 --> 00:45:23,119
  4887. My feet hurt.
  4888.  
  4889. 1058
  4890. 00:45:23,121 --> 00:45:25,455
  4891. I'm carrying you.
  4892.  
  4893. 1059
  4894. 00:45:27,392 --> 00:45:29,492
  4895. I can see the whole world
  4896. from up here.
  4897.  
  4898. 1060
  4899. 00:45:29,494 --> 00:45:31,160
  4900. - Wait. Hold on.
  4901. - Oy.
  4902.  
  4903. 1061
  4904. 00:45:31,162 --> 00:45:33,396
  4905. Look. Look.
  4906.  
  4907. 1062
  4908. 00:45:36,167 --> 00:45:38,201
  4909. Spooky.
  4910.  
  4911. 1063
  4912. 00:45:38,203 --> 00:45:39,802
  4913. - Wait. Wait.
  4914. - What?
  4915.  
  4916. 1064
  4917. 00:45:39,804 --> 00:45:41,804
  4918. I can hear the highway
  4919. over there. Let's go.
  4920.  
  4921. 1065
  4922. 00:45:41,806 --> 00:45:43,473
  4923. - Oh. Hold on.
  4924. - What?
  4925.  
  4926. 1066
  4927. 00:45:43,475 --> 00:45:45,842
  4928. You got to hold your breath
  4929. when you go through a cemetery.
  4930.  
  4931. 1067
  4932. 00:45:45,844 --> 00:45:47,376
  4933. Oh, yeah, yeah. Right.
  4934. 'Cause we're 6.
  4935.  
  4936. 1068
  4937. 00:45:47,378 --> 00:45:49,145
  4938. No. Ben.
  4939. I'm not fucking around here.
  4940.  
  4941. 1069
  4942. 00:45:49,147 --> 00:45:51,080
  4943. I'm serious.
  4944.  
  4945. 1070
  4946. 00:45:51,082 --> 00:45:52,415
  4947. Oh, my God.
  4948.  
  4949. 1071
  4950. 00:45:52,417 --> 00:45:53,783
  4951. What?
  4952.  
  4953. 1072
  4954. 00:45:53,785 --> 00:45:55,518
  4955. You actually believe in ghosts.
  4956.  
  4957. 1073
  4958. 00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:56,853
  4959. No.
  4960.  
  4961. 1074
  4962. 00:46:10,902 --> 00:46:12,235
  4963. Ah.
  4964.  
  4965. 1075
  4966. 00:46:12,771 --> 00:46:14,871
  4967. - Aah! Fuck.
  4968. - Oh, shit. Shit.
  4969.  
  4970. 1076
  4971. 00:46:14,873 --> 00:46:16,806
  4972. You okay?
  4973.  
  4974. 1077
  4975. 00:46:16,808 --> 00:46:18,474
  4976. Oh, my God.
  4977. You really ate shit.
  4978.  
  4979. 1078
  4980. 00:46:18,476 --> 00:46:19,876
  4981. - You all right?
  4982. - Yeah.
  4983.  
  4984. 1079
  4985. 00:46:19,878 --> 00:46:21,778
  4986. - You good?
  4987. - Aah.
  4988.  
  4989. 1080
  4990. 00:46:21,780 --> 00:46:23,112
  4991. Look at that.
  4992.  
  4993. 1081
  4994. 00:46:23,114 --> 00:46:25,982
  4995. Oh, you are<i> bleeding.</i>
  4996. You are bleeding.
  4997.  
  4998. 1082
  4999. 00:46:25,984 --> 00:46:28,451
  5000. You are not gonna make it.
  5001. Hold on, hold, on, hold on.
  5002.  
  5003. 1083
  5004. 00:46:28,453 --> 00:46:29,919
  5005. - No, it's fine. I'm fine.
  5006. - I got it.
  5007.  
  5008. 1084
  5009. 00:46:29,921 --> 00:46:31,354
  5010. - Let me just get the scrape.
  5011. - Ow. Ow.
  5012.  
  5013. 1085
  5014. 00:46:31,356 --> 00:46:34,023
  5015. It stings.
  5016.  
  5017. 1086
  5018. 00:47:01,419 --> 00:47:02,852
  5019. Ow. Okay.
  5020. Hold on.
  5021.  
  5022. 1087
  5023. 00:47:02,854 --> 00:47:04,153
  5024. - Ah. Sorry.
  5025. - You're good. Yeah.
  5026.  
  5027. 1088
  5028. 00:47:04,155 --> 00:47:05,822
  5029. - Here. Take it.
  5030. - What?
  5031.  
  5032. 1089
  5033. 00:47:05,824 --> 00:47:08,224
  5034. - Underwear.
  5035. - Oh. Okay. Yeah.
  5036.  
  5037. 1090
  5038. 00:47:09,327 --> 00:47:11,160
  5039. Oh. Oh, don't --
  5040.  
  5041. 1091
  5042. 00:47:11,162 --> 00:47:13,229
  5043. What are you doing?
  5044.  
  5045. 1092
  5046. 00:47:13,231 --> 00:47:14,864
  5047. Fuck.
  5048.  
  5049. 1093
  5050. 00:47:14,866 --> 00:47:16,866
  5051. - Okay. Okay, okay. I got it.
  5052. - Okay.
  5053.  
  5054. 1094
  5055. 00:47:16,868 --> 00:47:18,134
  5056. - Mm.
  5057. - Mm.
  5058.  
  5059. 1095
  5060. 00:47:18,136 --> 00:47:19,502
  5061. - I want to be on top.
  5062. - Okay.
  5063.  
  5064. 1096
  5065. 00:47:19,504 --> 00:47:21,470
  5066. Ow. Okay. You good?
  5067.  
  5068. 1097
  5069. 00:47:21,472 --> 00:47:22,905
  5070. - Yeah.
  5071. - Hold on. Hold on.
  5072.  
  5073. 1098
  5074. 00:47:22,907 --> 00:47:24,540
  5075. - Okay. All right. You ready?
  5076. - Yeah.
  5077.  
  5078. 1099
  5079. 00:47:26,611 --> 00:47:28,010
  5080. Oh.
  5081.  
  5082. 1100
  5083. 00:47:34,853 --> 00:47:36,919
  5084. Ow! My hair. My hair.
  5085. My hair. My hair. Ow.
  5086.  
  5087. 1101
  5088. 00:47:40,225 --> 00:47:42,225
  5089. Cooter's out.
  5090.  
  5091. 1102
  5092. 00:47:45,396 --> 00:47:46,896
  5093. Uh, what?
  5094.  
  5095. 1103
  5096. 00:47:46,898 --> 00:47:48,497
  5097. Cooter's out.
  5098.  
  5099. 1104
  5100. 00:47:48,499 --> 00:47:49,899
  5101. What are you talking about?
  5102.  
  5103. 1105
  5104. 00:47:49,901 --> 00:47:50,967
  5105. Cooter.
  5106.  
  5107. 1106
  5108. 00:47:50,969 --> 00:47:53,002
  5109. Oh, fucking hell!
  5110. God!
  5111.  
  5112. 1107
  5113. 00:47:53,004 --> 00:47:55,004
  5114. - It's out.
  5115. - Huh.
  5116.  
  5117. 1108
  5118. 00:47:55,006 --> 00:47:57,006
  5119. - Sorry.
  5120. - Thank you.
  5121.  
  5122. 1109
  5123. 00:47:57,008 --> 00:47:58,875
  5124. Uh-huh.
  5125.  
  5126. 1110
  5127. 00:47:58,877 --> 00:48:01,077
  5128. - He was talking about my vagina.
  5129. - Yeah.
  5130.  
  5131. 1111
  5132. 00:48:01,079 --> 00:48:03,112
  5133. Yeah, I put that together
  5134. after the third "cooter."
  5135.  
  5136. 1112
  5137. 00:48:03,114 --> 00:48:04,280
  5138. Jesus.
  5139.  
  5140. 1113
  5141. 00:48:36,581 --> 00:48:40,016
  5142. Oh.
  5143. Thank you.
  5144.  
  5145. 1114
  5146. 00:48:41,953 --> 00:48:43,619
  5147. Um...
  5148.  
  5149. 1115
  5150. 00:48:43,621 --> 00:48:45,087
  5151. You good?
  5152.  
  5153. 1116
  5154. 00:48:45,089 --> 00:48:47,423
  5155. Yeah.
  5156. You?
  5157.  
  5158. 1117
  5159. 00:48:47,425 --> 00:48:48,958
  5160. Yeah.
  5161. You?
  5162.  
  5163. 1118
  5164. 00:48:49,427 --> 00:48:50,927
  5165. You just asked me that.
  5166.  
  5167. 1119
  5168. 00:48:50,929 --> 00:48:52,194
  5169. Yeah.
  5170. You?
  5171.  
  5172. 1120
  5173. 00:48:55,366 --> 00:48:56,565
  5174. Okay.
  5175.  
  5176. 1121
  5177. 00:48:56,567 --> 00:48:59,201
  5178. Well, I'll see you
  5179. at the next one.
  5180.  
  5181. 1122
  5182. 00:48:59,203 --> 00:49:01,103
  5183. Hey, so, about last night.
  5184.  
  5185. 1123
  5186. 00:49:01,105 --> 00:49:03,339
  5187. No. No.
  5188.  
  5189. 1124
  5190. 00:49:03,341 --> 00:49:05,441
  5191. We don't need to talk about it.
  5192. Let's just --
  5193.  
  5194. 1125
  5195. 00:49:05,443 --> 00:49:08,244
  5196. Let's just chalk it up
  5197. as a whoopsie-daisy.
  5198.  
  5199. 1126
  5200. 00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:10,246
  5201. Wow.
  5202.  
  5203. 1127
  5204. 00:49:10,248 --> 00:49:11,614
  5205. Okay.
  5206.  
  5207. 1128
  5208. 00:49:12,283 --> 00:49:14,317
  5209. - All right.
  5210. - All right.
  5211.  
  5212. 1129
  5213. 00:49:16,387 --> 00:49:19,255
  5214. It was, uh, cool...
  5215. cool sex.
  5216.  
  5217. 1130
  5218. 00:49:19,257 --> 00:49:22,258
  5219. You got -- Sorry. All right.
  5220. Bring it in.
  5221.  
  5222. 1131
  5223. 00:49:23,294 --> 00:49:24,560
  5224. That was weird.
  5225.  
  5226. 1132
  5227. 00:49:24,562 --> 00:49:27,029
  5228. - You made it weird.
  5229. - No. You did.
  5230.  
  5231. 1133
  5232. 00:49:35,740 --> 00:49:41,277
  5233. For those of you who aren't sure
  5234. if you've ever seen true love,
  5235.  
  5236. 1134
  5237. 00:49:41,279 --> 00:49:45,481
  5238. take a good look
  5239. at Dave and Julia.
  5240.  
  5241. 1135
  5242. 00:49:46,417 --> 00:49:48,150
  5243. Congratulations, you guys.
  5244.  
  5245. 1136
  5246. 00:50:00,198 --> 00:50:02,164
  5247. - Hey. What's up?
  5248. - Uh, I was just calling
  5249.  
  5250. 1137
  5251. 00:50:02,166 --> 00:50:04,734
  5252. 'cause I forgot when your flight
  5253. was getting in.
  5254.  
  5255. 1138
  5256. 00:50:04,736 --> 00:50:07,503
  5257. Uh, like 3:00.
  5258.  
  5259. 1139
  5260. 00:50:07,505 --> 00:50:09,238
  5261. Cool. Thursday?
  5262.  
  5263. 1140
  5264. 00:50:09,240 --> 00:50:11,207
  5265. - Friday.
  5266. - Right.
  5267.  
  5268. 1141
  5269. 00:50:11,776 --> 00:50:13,743
  5270. - I'll see you there.
  5271. - Have a good one.
  5272.  
  5273. 1142
  5274. 00:50:13,745 --> 00:50:17,013
  5275. You know what? Actua--
  5276. Okay, you're gone.
  5277.  
  5278. 1143
  5279. 00:50:37,568 --> 00:50:39,502
  5280. Ben?!
  5281.  
  5282. 1144
  5283. 00:50:39,504 --> 00:50:41,070
  5284. Ben King?!
  5285.  
  5286. 1145
  5287. 00:50:41,072 --> 00:50:42,505
  5288. Oh, my God!
  5289.  
  5290. 1146
  5291. 00:50:42,507 --> 00:50:44,206
  5292. Alice?
  5293. Alice Mori?
  5294.  
  5295. 1147
  5296. 00:50:44,208 --> 00:50:46,642
  5297. - Ha! God, this is crazy!
  5298. - Is that you?
  5299.  
  5300. 1148
  5301. 00:50:46,644 --> 00:50:48,611
  5302. - How long has it been?
  5303. - It has been forever.
  5304.  
  5305. 1149
  5306. 00:50:48,613 --> 00:50:50,813
  5307. Oh, my God. I love what you've
  5308. done with your hair.
  5309.  
  5310. 1150
  5311. 00:50:50,815 --> 00:50:54,183
  5312. Oh, thank you. Yes.
  5313. Your face-lift is horrifying.
  5314.  
  5315. 1151
  5316. 00:50:54,185 --> 00:50:55,751
  5317. Oh, my God.
  5318. Thank you so much.
  5319.  
  5320. 1152
  5321. 00:50:55,753 --> 00:50:57,753
  5322. I cannot move my face.
  5323.  
  5324. 1153
  5325. 00:50:57,755 --> 00:50:59,688
  5326. You know,
  5327. the last time I saw Ben here,
  5328.  
  5329. 1154
  5330. 00:50:59,690 --> 00:51:02,058
  5331. he was putting his little
  5332. penisaurus inside me
  5333.  
  5334. 1155
  5335. 00:51:02,060 --> 00:51:04,126
  5336. in a graveyard.
  5337.  
  5338. 1156
  5339. 00:51:04,128 --> 00:51:05,761
  5340. Isn't that right?
  5341.  
  5342. 1157
  5343. 00:51:07,331 --> 00:51:08,664
  5344. All right.
  5345.  
  5346. 1158
  5347. 00:51:08,666 --> 00:51:10,566
  5348. Thank you.
  5349.  
  5350. 1159
  5351. 00:51:12,503 --> 00:51:15,504
  5352. Holy shit!
  5353.  
  5354. 1160
  5355. 00:51:15,506 --> 00:51:18,841
  5356. This is a fucking --
  5357. It's huge!
  5358.  
  5359. 1161
  5360. 00:51:18,843 --> 00:51:22,445
  5361. Look at this big room.
  5362. God!
  5363.  
  5364. 1162
  5365. 00:51:24,148 --> 00:51:26,415
  5366. So comfy!
  5367.  
  5368. 1163
  5369. 00:51:27,452 --> 00:51:29,318
  5370. You can't afford this.
  5371.  
  5372. 1164
  5373. 00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:31,120
  5374. - Oh, we're splitting it.
  5375. - Okay. Yeah.
  5376.  
  5377. 1165
  5378. 00:51:31,122 --> 00:51:33,456
  5379. We'll see about that.
  5380.  
  5381. 1166
  5382. 00:51:35,393 --> 00:51:36,625
  5383. Did you do this?
  5384.  
  5385. 1167
  5386. 00:51:38,563 --> 00:51:41,764
  5387. Okay.
  5388. Mm-hmm.
  5389.  
  5390. 1168
  5391. 00:51:41,766 --> 00:51:43,532
  5392. Wow!
  5393.  
  5394. 1169
  5395. 00:51:43,534 --> 00:51:47,136
  5396. Oh, my God!
  5397. This is fuck--
  5398.  
  5399. 1170
  5400. 00:51:47,138 --> 00:51:49,338
  5401. This is incredible!
  5402.  
  5403. 1171
  5404. 00:51:49,340 --> 00:51:50,706
  5405. - Look at this.
  5406. - Yeah.
  5407.  
  5408. 1172
  5409. 00:51:53,644 --> 00:51:54,810
  5410. So, how you been?
  5411.  
  5412. 1173
  5413. 00:51:54,812 --> 00:51:57,513
  5414. So fuckin' awesome.
  5415. You?
  5416.  
  5417. 1174
  5418. 00:51:57,515 --> 00:52:00,182
  5419. Good.
  5420. I've been crazy busy.
  5421.  
  5422. 1175
  5423. 00:52:00,184 --> 00:52:02,118
  5424. Oh, yeah.
  5425. Totally.
  5426.  
  5427. 1176
  5428. 00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:03,385
  5429. Totally.
  5430.  
  5431. 1177
  5432. 00:52:03,387 --> 00:52:04,854
  5433. Hey, so,
  5434. I told a couple of my friends
  5435.  
  5436. 1178
  5437. 00:52:04,856 --> 00:52:06,655
  5438. I'd meet them by the pool
  5439. in a little bit.
  5440.  
  5441. 1179
  5442. 00:52:06,657 --> 00:52:08,624
  5443. You're welcome to come
  5444. if you want,
  5445.  
  5446. 1180
  5447. 00:52:08,626 --> 00:52:11,360
  5448. or, uh, you can just stay here
  5449. and get yourself situated.
  5450.  
  5451. 1181
  5452. 00:52:11,362 --> 00:52:12,895
  5453. I know you had a long flight.
  5454.  
  5455. 1182
  5456. 00:52:12,897 --> 00:52:14,530
  5457. Mm. Yeah.
  5458.  
  5459. 1183
  5460. 00:52:14,532 --> 00:52:17,166
  5461. Yeah, I think I'll
  5462. just hang back and situate.
  5463.  
  5464. 1184
  5465. 00:52:17,168 --> 00:52:18,601
  5466. Well, fuck you.
  5467. I'm coming.
  5468.  
  5469. 1185
  5470. 00:52:18,603 --> 00:52:19,902
  5471. God!
  5472.  
  5473. 1186
  5474. 00:52:19,904 --> 00:52:23,672
  5475. No. It was just really simple.
  5476. It was kind of out of nowhere.
  5477.  
  5478. 1187
  5479. 00:52:23,674 --> 00:52:25,141
  5480. And he was like,
  5481. "Do you want to get married?"
  5482.  
  5483. 1188
  5484. 00:52:25,143 --> 00:52:28,177
  5485. Costco?
  5486. Like, the warehouse place?
  5487.  
  5488. 1189
  5489. 00:52:28,179 --> 00:52:29,578
  5490. - Yes!
  5491. - That is amazing.
  5492.  
  5493. 1190
  5494. 00:52:29,580 --> 00:52:31,380
  5495. Are you guys talking shit
  5496. about me again?
  5497.  
  5498. 1191
  5499. 00:52:31,382 --> 00:52:33,616
  5500. No. We're talking about
  5501. your proposal to me.
  5502.  
  5503. 1192
  5504. 00:52:33,618 --> 00:52:35,384
  5505. Yeah. Uh, Costco, Brett?
  5506.  
  5507. 1193
  5508. 00:52:35,386 --> 00:52:36,719
  5509. Hell yeah, Costco.
  5510.  
  5511. 1194
  5512. 00:52:36,721 --> 00:52:37,786
  5513. Real romantic, dude.
  5514.  
  5515. 1195
  5516. 00:52:37,788 --> 00:52:39,488
  5517. Who gives a fuck?
  5518.  
  5519. 1196
  5520. 00:52:39,490 --> 00:52:41,924
  5521. When did we all decide
  5522. that this was necessary?
  5523.  
  5524. 1197
  5525. 00:52:41,926 --> 00:52:43,826
  5526. I mean, I love Dave and Julia,
  5527.  
  5528. 1198
  5529. 00:52:43,828 --> 00:52:47,396
  5530. but why did we all have to fly
  5531. the fuck out to Hawaii for this?
  5532.  
  5533. 1199
  5534. 00:52:47,398 --> 00:52:49,498
  5535. I mean, it's ver--
  5536. It's nice here.
  5537.  
  5538. 1200
  5539. 00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:51,267
  5540. - It's nice.
  5541. - No, but Brett has a point.
  5542.  
  5543. 1201
  5544. 00:52:51,269 --> 00:52:54,303
  5545. This is way less special
  5546. than a-a grocery... emporium?
  5547.  
  5548. 1202
  5549. 00:52:54,305 --> 00:52:56,939
  5550. - What do you call Costco?
  5551. - Oh, my God. I-- Who cares?
  5552.  
  5553. 1203
  5554. 00:52:56,941 --> 00:53:00,676
  5555. Straight people
  5556. o-ver-think-ing it.
  5557.  
  5558. 1204
  5559. 00:53:00,678 --> 00:53:02,711
  5560. Yes. That's true.
  5561. That's true.
  5562.  
  5563. 1205
  5564. 00:53:02,713 --> 00:53:04,914
  5565. - Especially... this little man.
  5566. - That one.
  5567.  
  5568. 1206
  5569. 00:53:04,916 --> 00:53:07,383
  5570. Oh, he's the worst of the worst.
  5571. Wait.
  5572.  
  5573. 1207
  5574. 00:53:07,385 --> 00:53:10,252
  5575. - Nick, remember, uh, Sally Klum?
  5576. - Klumshot.
  5577.  
  5578. 1208
  5579. 00:53:10,254 --> 00:53:11,687
  5580. - Klumshot?
  5581. - We're not telling this story.
  5582.  
  5583. 1209
  5584. 00:53:11,689 --> 00:53:13,322
  5585. No, we<i> are</i> telling this story.
  5586.  
  5587. 1210
  5588. 00:53:13,324 --> 00:53:14,757
  5589. It's a Ben King classic.
  5590. We have to tell it.
  5591.  
  5592. 1211
  5593. 00:53:14,759 --> 00:53:17,226
  5594. - There was this girl Sally Klum.
  5595. - Klumshot.
  5596.  
  5597. 1212
  5598. 00:53:17,228 --> 00:53:18,861
  5599. Nick called her Klumshot
  5600. for no reason.
  5601.  
  5602. 1213
  5603. 00:53:18,863 --> 00:53:20,296
  5604. - 'Cause it's funny.
  5605. - It<i> is</i> funny.
  5606.  
  5607. 1214
  5608. 00:53:20,298 --> 00:53:22,531
  5609. Anyway, she was wonderful.
  5610. So fun.
  5611.  
  5612. 1215
  5613. 00:53:22,533 --> 00:53:25,334
  5614. And then Ben dumped her
  5615. after three weeks because,
  5616.  
  5617. 1216
  5618. 00:53:25,336 --> 00:53:27,703
  5619. and I quote,
  5620. he couldn't make her laugh.
  5621.  
  5622. 1217
  5623. 00:53:27,705 --> 00:53:29,505
  5624. "She wasn't responding
  5625. to my humor."
  5626.  
  5627. 1218
  5628. 00:53:29,507 --> 00:53:30,706
  5629. Wow.
  5630.  
  5631. 1219
  5632. 00:53:30,708 --> 00:53:32,608
  5633. I don't have
  5634. a tiny little mouth.
  5635.  
  5636. 1220
  5637. 00:53:32,610 --> 00:53:34,677
  5638. It's the only way
  5639. I can do your voice.
  5640.  
  5641. 1221
  5642. 00:53:34,679 --> 00:53:36,312
  5643. Like I talk like this.
  5644.  
  5645. 1222
  5646. 00:53:36,314 --> 00:53:37,479
  5647. "She wasn't engaging with my..."
  5648.  
  5649. 1223
  5650. 00:53:37,481 --> 00:53:39,215
  5651. - "Err! Err!"
  5652. - Guys. Okay, okay.
  5653.  
  5654. 1224
  5655. 00:53:39,217 --> 00:53:40,616
  5656. - Hold on.
  5657. - "No one makes me laugh."
  5658.  
  5659. 1225
  5660. 00:53:40,618 --> 00:53:41,650
  5661. - That's kind of close.
  5662. - Yeah.
  5663.  
  5664. 1226
  5665. 00:53:41,652 --> 00:53:42,985
  5666. Can I clarify?
  5667.  
  5668. 1227
  5669. 00:53:42,987 --> 00:53:44,853
  5670. She didn't have
  5671. a sense of humor.
  5672.  
  5673. 1228
  5674. 00:53:44,855 --> 00:53:47,523
  5675. We couldn't laugh together.
  5676.  
  5677. 1229
  5678. 00:53:47,525 --> 00:53:48,991
  5679. Straight people...
  5680.  
  5681. 1230
  5682. 00:53:48,993 --> 00:53:50,626
  5683. - ...o-ver-think-ing it.
  5684. - ...o-ver-think-ing it.
  5685.  
  5686. 1231
  5687. 00:53:50,628 --> 00:53:51,860
  5688. You're doing it now?
  5689.  
  5690. 1232
  5691. 00:53:51,862 --> 00:53:53,429
  5692. Yeah.
  5693. I'm part of them now.
  5694.  
  5695. 1233
  5696. 00:53:53,431 --> 00:53:55,231
  5697. - O-ver-think-ing it.
  5698. - O-ver-think-ing it.
  5699.  
  5700. 1234
  5701. 00:53:55,233 --> 00:53:56,799
  5702. I love her.
  5703. She's great.
  5704.  
  5705. 1235
  5706. 00:53:56,801 --> 00:53:59,468
  5707. So, like, what is this?
  5708. What's going on with you two?
  5709.  
  5710. 1236
  5711. 00:53:59,470 --> 00:54:01,270
  5712. - What?
  5713. - What -- What about us?
  5714.  
  5715. 1237
  5716. 00:54:01,272 --> 00:54:02,805
  5717. You have ridiculous vibes
  5718. coming off of you,
  5719.  
  5720. 1238
  5721. 00:54:02,807 --> 00:54:04,406
  5722. and you're acting weird
  5723. about it.
  5724.  
  5725. 1239
  5726. 00:54:04,408 --> 00:54:05,741
  5727. Don't -- Don't do this.
  5728.  
  5729. 1240
  5730. 00:54:05,743 --> 00:54:06,976
  5731. - Do what?
  5732. - I'm sorry. What?
  5733.  
  5734. 1241
  5735. 00:54:06,978 --> 00:54:08,244
  5736. - What are we doing?
  5737. - Do what?
  5738.  
  5739. 1242
  5740. 00:54:08,246 --> 00:54:09,478
  5741. Yeah.
  5742.  
  5743. 1243
  5744. 00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:11,380
  5745. We're -- We're friends.
  5746. That's it.
  5747.  
  5748. 1244
  5749. 00:54:13,451 --> 00:54:14,483
  5750. What?
  5751.  
  5752. 1245
  5753. 00:54:14,485 --> 00:54:16,018
  5754. - Y-You've fucked.
  5755. - You fucked?
  5756.  
  5757. 1246
  5758. 00:54:16,020 --> 00:54:17,653
  5759. - Oh, right here?
  5760. - They fucked.
  5761.  
  5762. 1247
  5763. 00:54:17,655 --> 00:54:18,988
  5764. They fucked.
  5765.  
  5766. 1248
  5767. 00:54:18,990 --> 00:54:20,589
  5768. - They really, really fucked.
  5769. - Oh, my God.
  5770.  
  5771. 1249
  5772. 00:54:20,591 --> 00:54:21,991
  5773. They fucked.
  5774. They really, really fucked.
  5775.  
  5776. 1250
  5777. 00:54:21,993 --> 00:54:23,559
  5778. Hey, they fucked.
  5779.  
  5780. 1251
  5781. 00:54:25,496 --> 00:54:28,664
  5782. - It's so nice here.
  5783. - I know.
  5784.  
  5785. 1252
  5786. 00:54:28,666 --> 00:54:30,266
  5787. I think we can safely say
  5788.  
  5789. 1253
  5790. 00:54:30,268 --> 00:54:31,900
  5791. that my friends' weddings
  5792. are better than yours.
  5793.  
  5794. 1254
  5795. 00:54:31,902 --> 00:54:34,336
  5796. You know,
  5797. it's not a competition, Ben.
  5798.  
  5799. 1255
  5800. 00:54:37,675 --> 00:54:39,642
  5801. - Yeah.
  5802. - Everything okay?
  5803.  
  5804. 1256
  5805. 00:54:39,644 --> 00:54:41,877
  5806. Yeah, yeah.
  5807. Just my dad.
  5808.  
  5809. 1257
  5810. 00:54:41,879 --> 00:54:43,946
  5811. Are you still mad at him?
  5812.  
  5813. 1258
  5814. 00:54:43,948 --> 00:54:46,048
  5815. I'm not mad. I just...
  5816. I don't know.
  5817.  
  5818. 1259
  5819. 00:54:46,050 --> 00:54:49,518
  5820. I-I don't know what to tell him
  5821. about this best-man thing.
  5822.  
  5823. 1260
  5824. 00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:52,421
  5825. Why don't you just be like,
  5826. "Yeah, Dad. Sounds great.
  5827.  
  5828. 1261
  5829. 00:54:52,423 --> 00:54:53,455
  5830. Let's hug now"?
  5831.  
  5832. 1262
  5833. 00:54:53,457 --> 00:54:55,457
  5834. Okay.
  5835.  
  5836. 1263
  5837. 00:54:57,628 --> 00:54:59,428
  5838. Uh, hey.
  5839.  
  5840. 1264
  5841. 00:54:59,430 --> 00:55:04,533
  5842. So I have been thinking a lot
  5843. about the last wedding.
  5844.  
  5845. 1265
  5846. 00:55:05,836 --> 00:55:09,738
  5847. You know, what, um...
  5848. what ha-- what happened.
  5849.  
  5850. 1266
  5851. 00:55:09,740 --> 00:55:13,776
  5852. And, um, you know,
  5853. like, the, uh, the activities
  5854.  
  5855. 1267
  5856. 00:55:13,778 --> 00:55:16,312
  5857. that we engaged in and --
  5858.  
  5859. 1268
  5860. 00:55:16,314 --> 00:55:18,714
  5861. Okay.
  5862.  
  5863. 1269
  5864. 00:55:18,716 --> 00:55:19,782
  5865. - What?
  5866. - No.
  5867.  
  5868. 1270
  5869. 00:55:19,784 --> 00:55:21,383
  5870. I'm sorry.
  5871. I...
  5872.  
  5873. 1271
  5874. 00:55:21,385 --> 00:55:22,751
  5875. - What?
  5876. - I -- No.
  5877.  
  5878. 1272
  5879. 00:55:22,753 --> 00:55:26,889
  5880. I-I have been thinking a lot
  5881. about it, too.
  5882.  
  5883. 1273
  5884. 00:55:29,794 --> 00:55:31,994
  5885. In a good way?
  5886.  
  5887. 1274
  5888. 00:55:31,996 --> 00:55:34,396
  5889. Yes.
  5890.  
  5891. 1275
  5892. 00:55:35,499 --> 00:55:37,900
  5893. You too -- in a good way?
  5894.  
  5895. 1276
  5896. 00:55:39,704 --> 00:55:42,037
  5897. - Ben! You?
  5898. - Yeah.
  5899.  
  5900. 1277
  5901. 00:55:43,874 --> 00:55:45,741
  5902. Okay.
  5903.  
  5904. 1278
  5905. 00:55:45,743 --> 00:55:47,776
  5906. - All right.
  5907. - All right.
  5908.  
  5909. 1279
  5910. 00:55:50,648 --> 00:55:52,981
  5911. Oh, I missed you.
  5912.  
  5913. 1280
  5914. 00:55:52,983 --> 00:55:54,783
  5915. Did you?
  5916.  
  5917. 1281
  5918. 00:55:54,785 --> 00:55:56,985
  5919. Wait, wait.
  5920. Why haven't we hung out?
  5921.  
  5922. 1282
  5923. 00:55:56,987 --> 00:55:59,121
  5924. - You didn't ask me.
  5925. - You didn't ask<i> me.</i>
  5926.  
  5927. 1283
  5928. 00:55:59,123 --> 00:56:00,923
  5929. - I told you I was busy.
  5930. - No, you weren't.
  5931.  
  5932. 1284
  5933. 00:56:00,925 --> 00:56:02,391
  5934. - What?
  5935. - You were scared.
  5936.  
  5937. 1285
  5938. 00:56:02,393 --> 00:56:04,993
  5939. Yeah, you were,
  5940. you scared little bitch.
  5941.  
  5942. 1286
  5943. 00:56:04,995 --> 00:56:06,795
  5944. - What is this outfit?
  5945. - It's a romper.
  5946.  
  5947. 1287
  5948. 00:56:06,797 --> 00:56:08,564
  5949. - How does it work?
  5950. - Get -- Just get it off!
  5951.  
  5952. 1288
  5953. 00:56:08,566 --> 00:56:10,699
  5954. - Tell me where!
  5955. - Get it off!
  5956.  
  5957. 1289
  5958. 00:56:15,373 --> 00:56:17,573
  5959. - Hey, Alice.
  5960. - What?
  5961.  
  5962. 1290
  5963. 00:56:17,575 --> 00:56:20,376
  5964. - I don't want to alarm you...
  5965. - What?
  5966.  
  5967. 1291
  5968. 00:56:20,378 --> 00:56:22,711
  5969. - ...but I think I'm a robe guy.
  5970. - Oh, wow.
  5971.  
  5972. 1292
  5973. 00:56:22,713 --> 00:56:25,781
  5974. Can't believe that fits
  5975. your lanky body.
  5976.  
  5977. 1293
  5978. 00:56:25,783 --> 00:56:27,516
  5979. I mean, it only kind of does,
  5980.  
  5981. 1294
  5982. 00:56:27,518 --> 00:56:29,718
  5983. but I feel like I'm showing
  5984. just enough leg.
  5985.  
  5986. 1295
  5987. 00:56:29,720 --> 00:56:31,420
  5988. - Yeah. Yeah.
  5989. - Right?
  5990.  
  5991. 1296
  5992. 00:56:31,422 --> 00:56:33,455
  5993. And the rest is just breezy,
  5994. and I feel beautiful.
  5995.  
  5996. 1297
  5997. 00:56:33,457 --> 00:56:35,791
  5998. Okay, but, um,
  5999. are you gonna get dressed?
  6000.  
  6001. 1298
  6002. 00:56:35,793 --> 00:56:37,526
  6003. 'Cause it's in 15 minutes.
  6004.  
  6005. 1299
  6006. 00:56:37,528 --> 00:56:38,827
  6007. Oh, no, no, no.
  6008. This is me now.
  6009.  
  6010. 1300
  6011. 00:56:38,829 --> 00:56:40,696
  6012. - This is me for all time.
  6013. - Forever?
  6014.  
  6015. 1301
  6016. 00:56:40,698 --> 00:56:42,131
  6017. - Okay. I like it.
  6018. - Oh, you like it?
  6019.  
  6020. 1302
  6021. 00:56:42,133 --> 00:56:44,032
  6022. - Yeah.
  6023. - That's good.
  6024.  
  6025. 1303
  6026. 00:56:44,034 --> 00:56:45,801
  6027. - Hey.
  6028. - Hi.
  6029.  
  6030. 1304
  6031. 00:56:46,504 --> 00:56:47,803
  6032. You know, everyone has a point.
  6033.  
  6034. 1305
  6035. 00:56:47,805 --> 00:56:49,705
  6036. I don't think we look bad
  6037. together.
  6038.  
  6039. 1306
  6040. 00:56:49,707 --> 00:56:51,607
  6041. Oh, it's everyone
  6042. that thinks that?
  6043.  
  6044. 1307
  6045. 00:56:51,609 --> 00:56:52,941
  6046. - Yeah.
  6047. - Yeah?
  6048.  
  6049. 1308
  6050. 00:56:52,943 --> 00:56:54,610
  6051. I mean, they say it to me a lot.
  6052.  
  6053. 1309
  6054. 00:56:54,612 --> 00:56:56,712
  6055. - Don't you get the same thing?
  6056. - No.
  6057.  
  6058. 1310
  6059. 00:56:56,714 --> 00:56:59,047
  6060. I mostly get,
  6061. "Why do you spend so much time
  6062.  
  6063. 1311
  6064. 00:56:59,049 --> 00:57:01,150
  6065. with that Radio Shack employee?"
  6066.  
  6067. 1312
  6068. 00:57:01,152 --> 00:57:03,519
  6069. Radio Shack is --
  6070. is not a thing anymore.
  6071.  
  6072. 1313
  6073. 00:57:03,521 --> 00:57:05,554
  6074. Well, it still looks
  6075. like you work there.
  6076.  
  6077. 1314
  6078. 00:57:05,556 --> 00:57:07,756
  6079. - That makes it sadder, you know?
  6080. - Mm. Yeah.
  6081.  
  6082. 1315
  6083. 00:57:07,758 --> 00:57:09,825
  6084. Okay.
  6085. I see it.
  6086.  
  6087. 1316
  6088. 00:57:15,666 --> 00:57:18,033
  6089. Hey, what if we stayed
  6090. for longer?
  6091.  
  6092. 1317
  6093. 00:57:18,035 --> 00:57:20,035
  6094. - Really?
  6095. - Yeah.
  6096.  
  6097. 1318
  6098. 00:57:20,037 --> 00:57:23,806
  6099. You know, just, uh,
  6100. just a day or two.
  6101.  
  6102. 1319
  6103. 00:57:24,809 --> 00:57:26,842
  6104. Seriously?
  6105.  
  6106. 1320
  6107. 00:57:26,844 --> 00:57:28,744
  6108. Yeah.
  6109.  
  6110. 1321
  6111. 00:57:28,746 --> 00:57:30,179
  6112. Okay.
  6113.  
  6114. 1322
  6115. 00:57:30,181 --> 00:57:33,048
  6116. Yeah. Yeah, I could get down
  6117. with that.
  6118.  
  6119. 1323
  6120. 00:57:33,951 --> 00:57:35,651
  6121. - You could?
  6122. - I could.
  6123.  
  6124. 1324
  6125. 00:57:35,653 --> 00:57:36,552
  6126. - Yeah?
  6127. - Yeah!
  6128.  
  6129. 1325
  6130. 00:57:36,554 --> 00:57:38,020
  6131. - Really?
  6132. - Yes!
  6133.  
  6134. 1326
  6135. 00:57:38,022 --> 00:57:39,588
  6136. Well, then I'll change
  6137. our reservation.
  6138.  
  6139. 1327
  6140. 00:57:39,590 --> 00:57:41,156
  6141. - Okay! Boom-shakalaka!
  6142. - No.
  6143.  
  6144. 1328
  6145. 00:57:41,158 --> 00:57:42,791
  6146. - What?
  6147. - No.
  6148.  
  6149. 1329
  6150. 00:57:42,793 --> 00:57:44,059
  6151. We put boom-shakalaka away,
  6152. remember?
  6153.  
  6154. 1330
  6155. 00:57:44,061 --> 00:57:46,228
  6156. No, you said only
  6157. on special occasions,
  6158.  
  6159. 1331
  6160. 00:57:46,230 --> 00:57:48,063
  6161. and this is
  6162. pretty fucking special.
  6163.  
  6164. 1332
  6165. 00:57:48,065 --> 00:57:50,499
  6166. I-I don't know if it qualifies.
  6167.  
  6168. 1333
  6169. 00:57:50,501 --> 00:57:52,534
  6170. Boom-shakalaka, baby!
  6171.  
  6172. 1334
  6173. 00:58:04,615 --> 00:58:05,914
  6174. Do you guys want to get
  6175. a picture?
  6176.  
  6177. 1335
  6178. 00:58:05,916 --> 00:58:07,516
  6179. - Do you have one yet?
  6180. - No.
  6181.  
  6182. 1336
  6183. 00:58:07,518 --> 00:58:09,218
  6184. - We have -- We have a few.
  6185. - We have pictures.
  6186.  
  6187. 1337
  6188. 00:58:09,220 --> 00:58:11,787
  6189. - You don't have them with this.
  6190. - You don't have that background.
  6191.  
  6192. 1338
  6193. 00:58:11,789 --> 00:58:13,055
  6194. Give me your phones.
  6195. Don't be weird about it.
  6196.  
  6197. 1339
  6198. 00:58:13,057 --> 00:58:16,024
  6199. - All right. Fine.
  6200. - You go up -- There.
  6201.  
  6202. 1340
  6203. 00:58:16,026 --> 00:58:18,627
  6204. Two and... Ah!
  6205.  
  6206. 1341
  6207. 00:58:18,629 --> 00:58:19,661
  6208. Oh!
  6209.  
  6210. 1342
  6211. 00:58:19,663 --> 00:58:25,033
  6212. ♪ But when I tell you
  6213. how I feel ♪
  6214.  
  6215. 1343
  6216. 00:58:25,035 --> 00:58:30,239
  6217. ♪ Believe me when I say
  6218. it's real ♪
  6219.  
  6220. 1344
  6221. 00:58:30,241 --> 00:58:35,177
  6222. ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
  6223. oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
  6224.  
  6225. 1345
  6226. 00:58:36,647 --> 00:58:40,749
  6227. ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
  6228. oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
  6229.  
  6230. 1346
  6231. 00:58:40,751 --> 00:58:42,918
  6232. ♪ It's real ♪
  6233.  
  6234. 1347
  6235. 00:58:47,191 --> 00:58:52,060
  6236. ♪ I carved our names
  6237. into a tree ♪
  6238.  
  6239. 1348
  6240. 00:58:52,062 --> 00:58:56,765
  6241. ♪ I walked
  6242. on decomposing leaves ♪
  6243.  
  6244. 1349
  6245. 00:58:56,767 --> 00:59:01,570
  6246. ♪ I skated on a frozen sea ♪
  6247.  
  6248. 1350
  6249. 00:59:01,572 --> 00:59:06,241
  6250. ♪ It's real
  6251. as far as I can see ♪
  6252.  
  6253. 1351
  6254. 00:59:06,243 --> 00:59:10,779
  6255. ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
  6256. oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
  6257.  
  6258. 1352
  6259. 00:59:10,781 --> 00:59:13,815
  6260. ♪ It's real ♪
  6261.  
  6262. 1353
  6263. 00:59:16,854 --> 00:59:18,754
  6264. No, don't you do it.
  6265. Don't you dare pee.
  6266.  
  6267. 1354
  6268. 00:59:18,756 --> 00:59:20,122
  6269. - I'm doing it.
  6270. - No. No. Don't pee.
  6271.  
  6272. 1355
  6273. 00:59:20,124 --> 00:59:21,757
  6274. - I'm doing it.
  6275. - Oh, it's warm.
  6276.  
  6277. 1356
  6278. 00:59:21,759 --> 00:59:24,860
  6279. No. You can't leave.
  6280. You have to face this!
  6281.  
  6282. 1357
  6283. 00:59:24,862 --> 00:59:26,595
  6284. - No, I don't.
  6285. - ♪ It's real ♪
  6286.  
  6287. 1358
  6288. 00:59:26,597 --> 00:59:28,297
  6289. It feels so good!
  6290.  
  6291. 1359
  6292. 00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:30,632
  6293. No!
  6294.  
  6295. 1360
  6296. 00:59:39,143 --> 00:59:41,877
  6297. So, Lily was always
  6298. the better sister.
  6299.  
  6300. 1361
  6301. 00:59:41,879 --> 00:59:44,713
  6302. I mean, she did everything
  6303. perfectly.
  6304.  
  6305. 1362
  6306. 00:59:44,715 --> 00:59:47,983
  6307. She got a 4.0 GPA.
  6308.  
  6309. 1363
  6310. 00:59:47,985 --> 00:59:51,153
  6311. Uh, she was the captain
  6312. of the soccer team.
  6313.  
  6314. 1364
  6315. 00:59:51,155 --> 00:59:54,790
  6316. She graduated with honors
  6317. from Harvard.
  6318.  
  6319. 1365
  6320. 00:59:54,792 --> 00:59:58,193
  6321. And then... she decided
  6322. to marry Jordan.
  6323.  
  6324. 1366
  6325. 00:59:59,763 --> 01:00:00,829
  6326. Thanks, Dad.
  6327.  
  6328. 1367
  6329. 01:00:00,831 --> 01:00:02,631
  6330. Um, but yeah. No.
  6331.  
  6332. 1368
  6333. 01:00:02,633 --> 01:00:05,834
  6334. I'm -- I'm very happy that
  6335. the two of them are together,
  6336.  
  6337. 1369
  6338. 01:00:05,836 --> 01:00:10,339
  6339. and if I can just give one word
  6340. or two words of advice,
  6341.  
  6342. 1370
  6343. 01:00:10,341 --> 01:00:15,010
  6344. uh, to Jordan,
  6345. it would be buckle up.
  6346.  
  6347. 1371
  6348. 01:00:15,346 --> 01:00:17,245
  6349. Yeah.
  6350. And -- Yeah.
  6351.  
  6352. 1372
  6353. 01:00:17,247 --> 01:00:19,982
  6354. Thanks, guy--
  6355. That's the end of the speech.
  6356.  
  6357. 1373
  6358. 01:00:21,652 --> 01:00:23,251
  6359. Well, it's about damn time.
  6360.  
  6361. 1374
  6362. 01:00:23,253 --> 01:00:25,287
  6363. - That's what I say.
  6364. - Okay. Relax, Mom.
  6365.  
  6366. 1375
  6367. 01:00:25,289 --> 01:00:27,889
  6368. You guys have known each other
  6369. what, 10 years?
  6370.  
  6371. 1376
  6372. 01:00:27,891 --> 01:00:29,858
  6373. But it's not like we were
  6374. hanging out the entire time.
  6375.  
  6376. 1377
  6377. 01:00:29,860 --> 01:00:32,227
  6378. But Lily and Jordan just met
  6379. two years ago,
  6380.  
  6381. 1378
  6382. 01:00:32,229 --> 01:00:33,695
  6383. and they're getting married
  6384. tomorrow.
  6385.  
  6386. 1379
  6387. 01:00:33,697 --> 01:00:34,830
  6388. Mom, leave me out of it.
  6389.  
  6390. 1380
  6391. 01:00:34,832 --> 01:00:37,065
  6392. Well, come on.
  6393. Ben, I get it.
  6394.  
  6395. 1381
  6396. 01:00:37,067 --> 01:00:39,034
  6397. You were probably heartbroken
  6398. when she was with Nate.
  6399.  
  6400. 1382
  6401. 01:00:39,036 --> 01:00:40,702
  6402. Mom, God!
  6403.  
  6404. 1383
  6405. 01:00:40,704 --> 01:00:42,237
  6406. - I bet you hated Nate.
  6407. - I didn't really know him.
  6408.  
  6409. 1384
  6410. 01:00:42,239 --> 01:00:45,374
  6411. Hey, hon, how much longer
  6412. before the potatoes are ready?
  6413.  
  6414. 1385
  6415. 01:00:45,376 --> 01:00:46,842
  6416. They're done.
  6417. Why?
  6418.  
  6419. 1386
  6420. 01:00:46,844 --> 01:00:48,210
  6421. I'm just trying to gauge
  6422. how much longer
  6423.  
  6424. 1387
  6425. 01:00:48,212 --> 01:00:49,978
  6426. before I put the branzino
  6427. on the grill.
  6428.  
  6429. 1388
  6430. 01:00:49,980 --> 01:00:51,813
  6431. Fifteen minutes ago!
  6432.  
  6433. 1389
  6434. 01:00:51,815 --> 01:00:54,983
  6435. - Whoops. Sorry. I got it.
  6436. - Oh, it never gets any easier.
  6437.  
  6438. 1390
  6439. 01:00:54,985 --> 01:00:56,752
  6440. So what's the problem?
  6441.  
  6442. 1391
  6443. 01:00:56,754 --> 01:00:58,387
  6444. Are you afraid
  6445. of strong women?
  6446.  
  6447. 1392
  6448. 01:00:58,389 --> 01:01:01,156
  6449. What? No. No. N-No.
  6450. I-I love strong women.
  6451.  
  6452. 1393
  6453. 01:01:01,158 --> 01:01:02,758
  6454. Okay.
  6455. So what took you so long?
  6456.  
  6457. 1394
  6458. 01:01:02,760 --> 01:01:04,292
  6459. - Well, I --
  6460. - You don't have to answer that.
  6461.  
  6462. 1395
  6463. 01:01:04,294 --> 01:01:05,894
  6464. - I can answer that.
  6465. - No.
  6466.  
  6467. 1396
  6468. 01:01:05,896 --> 01:01:07,229
  6469. You have to stop asking
  6470. so many questions --
  6471.  
  6472. 1397
  6473. 01:01:07,231 --> 01:01:09,031
  6474. Because you're asking
  6475. so many questions!
  6476.  
  6477. 1398
  6478. 01:01:09,033 --> 01:01:10,365
  6479. - Stop!
  6480. - Let him answer it!
  6481.  
  6482. 1399
  6483. 01:01:10,367 --> 01:01:11,400
  6484. So?
  6485.  
  6486. 1400
  6487. 01:01:11,402 --> 01:01:12,801
  6488. We were just friends.
  6489.  
  6490. 1401
  6491. 01:01:12,803 --> 01:01:14,770
  6492. Friends?
  6493. Friends grow on trees.
  6494.  
  6495. 1402
  6496. 01:01:14,772 --> 01:01:17,172
  6497. But let me tell you what doesn't
  6498. grow on trees. Wives.
  6499.  
  6500. 1403
  6501. 01:01:17,174 --> 01:01:18,974
  6502. Now, this fine piece
  6503. right here --
  6504.  
  6505. 1404
  6506. 01:01:18,976 --> 01:01:20,442
  6507. Mom, don't find me
  6508. a fine piece.
  6509.  
  6510. 1405
  6511. 01:01:20,444 --> 01:01:21,810
  6512. - What?
  6513. - That's weird.
  6514.  
  6515. 1406
  6516. 01:01:21,812 --> 01:01:23,145
  6517. You're my daughter.
  6518.  
  6519. 1407
  6520. 01:01:23,147 --> 01:01:24,980
  6521. It's okay if I think
  6522. you're a fine slice.
  6523.  
  6524. 1408
  6525. 01:01:24,982 --> 01:01:26,948
  6526. Look.
  6527. He obviously agrees.
  6528.  
  6529. 1409
  6530. 01:01:26,950 --> 01:01:28,383
  6531. Or he wouldn't be
  6532. throwing it into you.
  6533.  
  6534. 1410
  6535. 01:01:28,385 --> 01:01:29,985
  6536. - Okay! That's enough.
  6537. - Right?
  6538.  
  6539. 1411
  6540. 01:01:29,987 --> 01:01:32,187
  6541. Ben, go see if my dad needs help
  6542. with the grill.
  6543.  
  6544. 1412
  6545. 01:01:32,189 --> 01:01:34,156
  6546. - Yep.
  6547. - Great.
  6548.  
  6549. 1413
  6550. 01:01:34,158 --> 01:01:36,058
  6551. It's crazy.
  6552. You two have nothing in common.
  6553.  
  6554. 1414
  6555. 01:01:36,060 --> 01:01:38,060
  6556. Fuck off.
  6557.  
  6558. 1415
  6559. 01:01:38,062 --> 01:01:40,128
  6560. - Hey, Mr. Mori.
  6561. - Hey. How's it going?
  6562.  
  6563. 1416
  6564. 01:01:40,130 --> 01:01:41,430
  6565. Doing good.
  6566. You need any help?
  6567.  
  6568. 1417
  6569. 01:01:41,432 --> 01:01:43,098
  6570. Um...
  6571.  
  6572. 1418
  6573. 01:01:44,001 --> 01:01:46,034
  6574. ...no.
  6575.  
  6576. 1419
  6577. 01:01:47,905 --> 01:01:49,404
  6578. I didn't know you were in band.
  6579.  
  6580. 1420
  6581. 01:01:49,406 --> 01:01:51,940
  6582. Hell yeah. Clarinet.
  6583.  
  6584. 1421
  6585. 01:01:51,942 --> 01:01:54,409
  6586. Third chair, baby.
  6587.  
  6588. 1422
  6589. 01:01:54,411 --> 01:01:57,179
  6590. Hey, this Jonathan Weiss kid
  6591. had a crush on you.
  6592.  
  6593. 1423
  6594. 01:01:57,181 --> 01:01:58,480
  6595. How do you know that?
  6596.  
  6597. 1424
  6598. 01:01:58,482 --> 01:02:00,849
  6599. 'Cause you wrote,
  6600. "He has a crush on me."
  6601.  
  6602. 1425
  6603. 01:02:00,851 --> 01:02:04,152
  6604. Oh, Jesus.
  6605.  
  6606. 1426
  6607. 01:02:06,423 --> 01:02:10,225
  6608. Hey.
  6609. You ready for ultimate hotness?
  6610.  
  6611. 1427
  6612. 01:02:10,227 --> 01:02:11,827
  6613. What?
  6614.  
  6615. 1428
  6616. 01:02:14,765 --> 01:02:16,298
  6617. Sexy, sexy.
  6618.  
  6619. 1429
  6620. 01:02:16,300 --> 01:02:18,400
  6621. Oh, yes.
  6622.  
  6623. 1430
  6624. 01:02:18,402 --> 01:02:21,369
  6625. This is the full seventh-grade
  6626. Alice experience.
  6627.  
  6628. 1431
  6629. 01:02:21,371 --> 01:02:23,772
  6630. Yes, it is, young man.
  6631.  
  6632. 1432
  6633. 01:02:23,774 --> 01:02:24,773
  6634. Oh, my God.
  6635.  
  6636. 1433
  6637. 01:02:24,775 --> 01:02:26,775
  6638. I've never done this before.
  6639.  
  6640. 1434
  6641. 01:02:26,777 --> 01:02:29,010
  6642. - Mm.
  6643. - Mm.
  6644.  
  6645. 1435
  6646. 01:02:29,012 --> 01:02:30,512
  6647. Mm.
  6648.  
  6649. 1436
  6650. 01:02:30,514 --> 01:02:32,347
  6651. Mm.
  6652. You got to...
  6653.  
  6654. 1437
  6655. 01:02:32,349 --> 01:02:33,749
  6656. - What?
  6657. - You got to take it out.
  6658.  
  6659. 1438
  6660. 01:02:33,751 --> 01:02:35,350
  6661. - Is it too much?
  6662. - I can feel it.
  6663.  
  6664. 1439
  6665. 01:02:36,820 --> 01:02:39,821
  6666. Hey, um, Nate texted you.
  6667.  
  6668. 1440
  6669. 01:02:40,224 --> 01:02:42,858
  6670. - Like, just now?
  6671. - Yeah.
  6672.  
  6673. 1441
  6674. 01:02:43,861 --> 01:02:46,194
  6675. Do you want to --
  6676. Do you want to check it or...
  6677.  
  6678. 1442
  6679. 01:02:46,196 --> 01:02:48,396
  6680. No.
  6681. I'm good.
  6682.  
  6683. 1443
  6684. 01:02:49,233 --> 01:02:50,165
  6685. Really?
  6686.  
  6687. 1444
  6688. 01:02:50,167 --> 01:02:51,399
  6689. Yeah.
  6690.  
  6691. 1445
  6692. 01:02:51,401 --> 01:02:53,502
  6693. - Check it.
  6694. - You<i> want</i> me to check it?
  6695.  
  6696. 1446
  6697. 01:02:53,504 --> 01:02:56,238
  6698. No.
  6699. I mean, you can. I would.
  6700.  
  6701. 1447
  6702. 01:02:56,240 --> 01:02:58,440
  6703. No. I know what it says.
  6704. I don't need to check that.
  6705.  
  6706. 1448
  6707. 01:02:58,442 --> 01:02:59,941
  6708. What does it say?
  6709.  
  6710. 1449
  6711. 01:02:59,943 --> 01:03:02,310
  6712. Probably like...
  6713. "Oh, Alice.
  6714.  
  6715. 1450
  6716. 01:03:02,312 --> 01:03:03,779
  6717. I miss you.
  6718.  
  6719. 1451
  6720. 01:03:03,781 --> 01:03:07,115
  6721. I made a mistake."
  6722.  
  6723. 1452
  6724. 01:03:07,117 --> 01:03:09,084
  6725. That doesn't mess with you,
  6726. like, at all?
  6727.  
  6728. 1453
  6729. 01:03:09,086 --> 01:03:12,420
  6730. No, dude.
  6731. I'm with you.
  6732.  
  6733. 1454
  6734. 01:03:13,023 --> 01:03:15,791
  6735. You know.
  6736. I'm with<i> you.</i>
  6737.  
  6738. 1455
  6739. 01:03:15,793 --> 01:03:16,992
  6740. - Mm.
  6741. - This guy.
  6742.  
  6743. 1456
  6744. 01:03:16,994 --> 01:03:20,128
  6745. Mm.
  6746.  
  6747. 1457
  6748. 01:03:21,198 --> 01:03:23,098
  6749. Mm.
  6750.  
  6751. 1458
  6752. 01:03:26,336 --> 01:03:29,504
  6753. Uh... w-wait.
  6754. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
  6755.  
  6756. 1459
  6757. 01:03:29,506 --> 01:03:31,206
  6758. - I think...
  6759. - What?
  6760.  
  6761. 1460
  6762. 01:03:31,208 --> 01:03:35,210
  6763. Maybe we wait till we're
  6764. back home to do this.
  6765.  
  6766. 1461
  6767. 01:03:37,181 --> 01:03:39,347
  6768. - Are you being serious?
  6769. - Yeah. Yeah.
  6770.  
  6771. 1462
  6772. 01:03:39,349 --> 01:03:43,251
  6773. I don't want your mom to come in
  6774. and, like, bop me on the head.
  6775.  
  6776. 1463
  6777. 01:03:43,253 --> 01:03:44,886
  6778. Bop you?
  6779.  
  6780. 1464
  6781. 01:03:44,888 --> 01:03:46,521
  6782. Yeah.
  6783. Bop me.
  6784.  
  6785. 1465
  6786. 01:03:47,257 --> 01:03:48,957
  6787. Um, cool.
  6788.  
  6789. 1466
  6790. 01:03:48,959 --> 01:03:50,058
  6791. - Yeah.
  6792. - Yeah.
  6793.  
  6794. 1467
  6795. 01:03:50,060 --> 01:03:51,860
  6796. - No. It's fine.
  6797. - No, I...
  6798.  
  6799. 1468
  6800. 01:03:51,862 --> 01:03:54,429
  6801. I just figured maybe the walls
  6802. are kind of thin,
  6803.  
  6804. 1469
  6805. 01:03:54,431 --> 01:03:55,864
  6806. maybe your parents can hear us.
  6807.  
  6808. 1470
  6809. 01:03:55,866 --> 01:03:57,532
  6810. I mean, they can't, but yeah.
  6811.  
  6812. 1471
  6813. 01:03:57,534 --> 01:04:01,102
  6814. It's okay.
  6815. We have to wake up early anyway.
  6816.  
  6817. 1472
  6818. 01:04:01,572 --> 01:04:04,873
  6819. Hey, you know what we're
  6820. gonna do when we get back home?
  6821.  
  6822. 1473
  6823. 01:04:04,875 --> 01:04:05,874
  6824. What?
  6825.  
  6826. 1474
  6827. 01:04:05,876 --> 01:04:08,343
  6828. Just sex.
  6829.  
  6830. 1475
  6831. 01:04:08,345 --> 01:04:10,912
  6832. Just hardcore fucking.
  6833.  
  6834. 1476
  6835. 01:04:10,914 --> 01:04:13,048
  6836. Okay.
  6837.  
  6838. 1477
  6839. 01:04:13,050 --> 01:04:15,517
  6840. Go to bed.
  6841.  
  6842. 1478
  6843. 01:04:17,487 --> 01:04:19,921
  6844. Hey, I'm totally cool
  6845. if you want to check that text.
  6846.  
  6847. 1479
  6848. 01:04:19,923 --> 01:04:21,990
  6849. Oh, my God. Shut up.
  6850.  
  6851. 1480
  6852. 01:04:21,992 --> 01:04:23,358
  6853. Where are the caterers?!
  6854.  
  6855. 1481
  6856. 01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:26,261
  6857. They were supposed to be here
  6858. an hour ago!
  6859.  
  6860. 1482
  6861. 01:04:26,263 --> 01:04:29,497
  6862. Dolores, please put down
  6863. those flowers.
  6864.  
  6865. 1483
  6866. 01:04:29,499 --> 01:04:31,366
  6867. Mitchell,
  6868. why aren't you dressed?
  6869.  
  6870. 1484
  6871. 01:04:31,368 --> 01:04:33,368
  6872. I need a little help
  6873. with the collage.
  6874.  
  6875. 1485
  6876. 01:04:33,370 --> 01:04:35,904
  6877. - It's taking forever.
  6878. - Are you kidding?
  6879.  
  6880. 1486
  6881. 01:04:35,906 --> 01:04:38,139
  6882. - Oh, my God!
  6883. - Uh, I can help.
  6884.  
  6885. 1487
  6886. 01:04:38,141 --> 01:04:40,308
  6887. Go! Go! Go!
  6888.  
  6889. 1488
  6890. 01:04:40,310 --> 01:04:42,010
  6891. I hope you're better
  6892. with a glue stick
  6893.  
  6894. 1489
  6895. 01:04:42,012 --> 01:04:43,511
  6896. than you are with a helium tank.
  6897.  
  6898. 1490
  6899. 01:04:43,513 --> 01:04:45,146
  6900. Hey, Mr. Mori,
  6901. How's it going?
  6902.  
  6903. 1491
  6904. 01:04:45,148 --> 01:04:46,915
  6905. - What -- What can I do?
  6906. - Uh, we're collaging.
  6907.  
  6908. 1492
  6909. 01:04:46,917 --> 01:04:48,917
  6910. Start with that pile.
  6911. Cut around heads.
  6912.  
  6913. 1493
  6914. 01:04:48,919 --> 01:04:50,252
  6915. - Okay.
  6916. - Leave the ears, though.
  6917.  
  6918. 1494
  6919. 01:04:50,254 --> 01:04:51,353
  6920. Yeah.
  6921.  
  6922. 1495
  6923. 01:04:53,090 --> 01:04:54,489
  6924. What am I supposed to do
  6925. with this?
  6926.  
  6927. 1496
  6928. 01:04:54,491 --> 01:04:57,025
  6929. Just zhush.
  6930.  
  6931. 1497
  6932. 01:04:57,027 --> 01:04:58,526
  6933. What is zhushing?
  6934.  
  6935. 1498
  6936. 01:04:58,528 --> 01:04:59,961
  6937. It's, like, something.
  6938.  
  6939. 1499
  6940. 01:04:59,963 --> 01:05:00,996
  6941. - Like that?
  6942. - Yeah.
  6943.  
  6944. 1500
  6945. 01:05:00,998 --> 01:05:02,564
  6946. Okay.
  6947.  
  6948. 1501
  6949. 01:05:03,500 --> 01:05:05,433
  6950. Are you nervous?
  6951.  
  6952. 1502
  6953. 01:05:06,103 --> 01:05:07,235
  6954. No.
  6955.  
  6956. 1503
  6957. 01:05:09,573 --> 01:05:11,339
  6958. Are you jealous?
  6959.  
  6960. 1504
  6961. 01:05:12,509 --> 01:05:15,210
  6962. Jesus Christ.
  6963.  
  6964. 1505
  6965. 01:05:15,212 --> 01:05:17,045
  6966. You are a monster in this dress.
  6967.  
  6968. 1506
  6969. 01:05:17,047 --> 01:05:19,047
  6970. Hey, you're not allowed
  6971. to say mean things.
  6972.  
  6973. 1507
  6974. 01:05:19,049 --> 01:05:21,182
  6975. I'm just kidding.
  6976. I am. I love you.
  6977.  
  6978. 1508
  6979. 01:05:21,184 --> 01:05:23,118
  6980. I love you.
  6981.  
  6982. 1509
  6983. 01:05:23,120 --> 01:05:25,620
  6984. I can't believe you made me wear
  6985. this stupid dress.
  6986.  
  6987. 1510
  6988. 01:05:28,258 --> 01:05:30,125
  6989. You look pretty.
  6990.  
  6991. 1511
  6992. 01:05:30,127 --> 01:05:32,193
  6993. Okay.
  6994.  
  6995. 1512
  6996. 01:05:35,365 --> 01:05:36,932
  6997. You can put that one, uh,
  6998.  
  6999. 1513
  7000. 01:05:36,934 --> 01:05:38,967
  7001. next to the engagement picture
  7002. right there.
  7003.  
  7004. 1514
  7005. 01:05:38,969 --> 01:05:40,669
  7006. No problem.
  7007.  
  7008. 1515
  7009. 01:05:43,073 --> 01:05:44,606
  7010. Oh, my God.
  7011.  
  7012. 1516
  7013. 01:05:47,644 --> 01:05:49,311
  7014. - Is this Alice?
  7015. - Ah. Yeah.
  7016.  
  7017. 1517
  7018. 01:05:49,313 --> 01:05:50,445
  7019. Oh.
  7020. Look at that hat.
  7021.  
  7022. 1518
  7023. 01:05:50,447 --> 01:05:52,614
  7024. I know.
  7025. Isn't she cute?
  7026.  
  7027. 1519
  7028. 01:05:57,721 --> 01:06:00,522
  7029. Whoops. I don't know
  7030. how Nate got in there.
  7031.  
  7032. 1520
  7033. 01:06:00,524 --> 01:06:02,257
  7034. Probably should have
  7035. thrown that one out.
  7036.  
  7037. 1521
  7038. 01:06:02,259 --> 01:06:03,258
  7039. I'm sorry.
  7040.  
  7041. 1522
  7042. 01:06:03,260 --> 01:06:04,626
  7043. Oh, no.
  7044. Hey, it happens.
  7045.  
  7046. 1523
  7047. 01:06:04,628 --> 01:06:06,227
  7048. - Yeah.
  7049. - Right?
  7050.  
  7051. 1524
  7052. 01:06:08,465 --> 01:06:11,132
  7053. I'm really glad
  7054. you came along, Ben.
  7055.  
  7056. 1525
  7057. 01:06:12,369 --> 01:06:15,737
  7058. Haven't seen my daughter
  7059. this happy in a long time.
  7060.  
  7061. 1526
  7062. 01:06:21,678 --> 01:06:23,611
  7063. Everybody's moving so slowly.
  7064.  
  7065. 1527
  7066. 01:06:23,613 --> 01:06:25,413
  7067. - Come on.
  7068. - Dad.
  7069.  
  7070. 1528
  7071. 01:06:26,483 --> 01:06:28,350
  7072. - Oh.
  7073. - This is not good here.
  7074.  
  7075. 1529
  7076. 01:06:28,352 --> 01:06:30,085
  7077. Why aren't the flowers
  7078. already here?
  7079.  
  7080. 1530
  7081. 01:06:30,087 --> 01:06:31,753
  7082. - For God's sakes.
  7083. - It's okay.
  7084.  
  7085. 1531
  7086. 01:06:31,755 --> 01:06:34,990
  7087. It's all right. It's beautiful.
  7088. You've done an amazing job.
  7089.  
  7090. 1532
  7091. 01:06:34,992 --> 01:06:36,591
  7092. I love you.
  7093. Okay. I love you, too.
  7094.  
  7095. 1533
  7096. 01:06:36,593 --> 01:06:38,493
  7097. All right.
  7098.  
  7099. 1534
  7100. 01:06:38,495 --> 01:06:40,428
  7101. Okay.
  7102. Go to work.
  7103.  
  7104. 1535
  7105. 01:06:40,430 --> 01:06:42,097
  7106. Hi!
  7107.  
  7108. 1536
  7109. 01:06:42,099 --> 01:06:44,032
  7110. Oh, my God.
  7111. How are you?
  7112.  
  7113. 1537
  7114. 01:06:44,034 --> 01:06:45,567
  7115. Hi. Ben.
  7116.  
  7117. 1538
  7118. 01:06:45,569 --> 01:06:47,035
  7119. - Ben.
  7120. - This is Ben. Sorry.
  7121.  
  7122. 1539
  7123. 01:06:47,037 --> 01:06:48,470
  7124. I didn't introduce you.
  7125. This is Darlene.
  7126.  
  7127. 1540
  7128. 01:06:48,472 --> 01:06:50,305
  7129. How's it going?
  7130. Nice to meet you. Ben.
  7131.  
  7132. 1541
  7133. 01:06:50,307 --> 01:06:51,706
  7134. Look at you. Oh.
  7135.  
  7136. 1542
  7137. 01:06:51,708 --> 01:06:53,208
  7138. Hello.
  7139.  
  7140. 1543
  7141. 01:06:53,210 --> 01:06:56,578
  7142. - Thanks, Uncle Peter.
  7143. - Thank you, Uncle Peter.
  7144.  
  7145. 1544
  7146. 01:06:56,580 --> 01:06:58,013
  7147. Ben. Ben.
  7148.  
  7149. 1545
  7150. 01:06:58,015 --> 01:06:59,447
  7151. The assistant grill master.
  7152. Come on.
  7153.  
  7154. 1546
  7155. 01:06:59,449 --> 01:07:00,715
  7156. No, no, no, no, no.
  7157. It's okay.
  7158.  
  7159. 1547
  7160. 01:07:00,717 --> 01:07:02,417
  7161. It's fine.
  7162. Just come into the shot.
  7163.  
  7164. 1548
  7165. 01:07:02,419 --> 01:07:04,252
  7166. - Okay, okay, okay.
  7167. - Now I need to recheck the --
  7168.  
  7169. 1549
  7170. 01:07:04,254 --> 01:07:06,554
  7171. - All right. All right.
  7172. - I need to look.
  7173.  
  7174. 1550
  7175. 01:07:06,556 --> 01:07:08,156
  7176. How tall are you?
  7177. You're too tall.
  7178.  
  7179. 1551
  7180. 01:07:08,158 --> 01:07:09,190
  7181. - Six foot.
  7182. - Stand in back.
  7183.  
  7184. 1552
  7185. 01:07:09,192 --> 01:07:10,191
  7186. - Okay.
  7187. - Right here.
  7188.  
  7189. 1553
  7190. 01:07:10,193 --> 01:07:11,593
  7191. - Here?
  7192. - Yes. Perfect.
  7193.  
  7194. 1554
  7195. 01:07:11,595 --> 01:07:13,561
  7196. Okay.
  7197. Ready.
  7198.  
  7199. 1555
  7200. 01:07:13,563 --> 01:07:18,400
  7201. So, um, to wrap it all up,
  7202. uh, Jordan, don't get drunk
  7203.  
  7204. 1556
  7205. 01:07:18,402 --> 01:07:21,369
  7206. because, um, you're gonna
  7207. have to perform tonight, right?
  7208.  
  7209. 1557
  7210. 01:07:24,708 --> 01:07:28,610
  7211. Thanks to Kit and Kate
  7212. for the wonderful flowers.
  7213.  
  7214. 1558
  7215. 01:07:28,612 --> 01:07:30,045
  7216. They were amazing.
  7217.  
  7218. 1559
  7219. 01:07:30,047 --> 01:07:32,414
  7220. And, um, a round of applause
  7221. for Ben,
  7222.  
  7223. 1560
  7224. 01:07:32,416 --> 01:07:34,716
  7225. Alice's new boyfriend.
  7226.  
  7227. 1561
  7228. 01:07:34,718 --> 01:07:36,751
  7229. We like him 'cause he's cute.
  7230.  
  7231. 1562
  7232. 01:07:36,753 --> 01:07:38,420
  7233. Okay. No.
  7234.  
  7235. 1563
  7236. 01:07:38,422 --> 01:07:40,088
  7237. - Yeah, Ben.
  7238. - Thank you.
  7239.  
  7240. 1564
  7241. 01:07:40,090 --> 01:07:42,557
  7242. So, uh, you know,
  7243. enjoy the food.
  7244.  
  7245. 1565
  7246. 01:07:42,559 --> 01:07:44,626
  7247. Celebrate.
  7248. Congratulations, Lily.
  7249.  
  7250. 1566
  7251. 01:07:44,628 --> 01:07:46,161
  7252. Okay. Okay. That's...
  7253.  
  7254. 1567
  7255. 01:07:46,163 --> 01:07:49,764
  7256. - Yeah, Mom, yeah.
  7257. - Whoo!
  7258.  
  7259. 1568
  7260. 01:07:51,268 --> 01:07:53,334
  7261. - She -- She's on fire tonight.
  7262. - She is freaking...
  7263.  
  7264. 1569
  7265. 01:07:53,336 --> 01:07:55,070
  7266. - She's killing it.
  7267. - ...a bullet.
  7268.  
  7269. 1570
  7270. 01:07:55,072 --> 01:07:57,105
  7271. - Wow.
  7272. - Um, are you doing okay?
  7273.  
  7274. 1571
  7275. 01:07:57,107 --> 01:07:58,840
  7276. Yeah. Yeah.
  7277. No, I'm good.
  7278.  
  7279. 1572
  7280. 01:07:58,842 --> 01:08:00,308
  7281. Okay.
  7282.  
  7283. 1573
  7284. 01:08:00,310 --> 01:08:03,311
  7285. It's more than you could have
  7286. possibly imagined, right?
  7287.  
  7288. 1574
  7289. 01:08:03,313 --> 01:08:05,346
  7290. No, no, no. No, no.
  7291. It's great.
  7292.  
  7293. 1575
  7294. 01:08:05,348 --> 01:08:06,714
  7295. - Alice.
  7296. - All right.
  7297.  
  7298. 1576
  7299. 01:08:06,716 --> 01:08:08,149
  7300. - Get over here.
  7301. - Okay.
  7302.  
  7303. 1577
  7304. 01:08:08,151 --> 01:08:10,185
  7305. - Say hi to your cousins.
  7306. - Okay!
  7307.  
  7308. 1578
  7309. 01:08:10,187 --> 01:08:11,853
  7310. - You're doing great.
  7311. - Oh.
  7312.  
  7313. 1579
  7314. 01:08:12,756 --> 01:08:14,422
  7315. Hurry.
  7316.  
  7317. 1580
  7318. 01:08:14,424 --> 01:08:15,757
  7319. I'm coming.
  7320.  
  7321. 1581
  7322. 01:08:22,766 --> 01:08:26,301
  7323. As Nick's best man, I could
  7324. tell you all the stories
  7325.  
  7326. 1582
  7327. 01:08:26,303 --> 01:08:28,303
  7328. about his past boyfriends.
  7329.  
  7330. 1583
  7331. 01:08:28,305 --> 01:08:30,438
  7332. And as Brett's best man,
  7333. I could tell you
  7334.  
  7335. 1584
  7336. 01:08:30,440 --> 01:08:32,640
  7337. all the stories
  7338. about his ex-girlfriends.
  7339.  
  7340. 1585
  7341. 01:08:32,642 --> 01:08:34,576
  7342. - But we're not gonna do that.
  7343. - No, we are not.
  7344.  
  7345. 1586
  7346. 01:08:34,578 --> 01:08:36,377
  7347. - Mnh-mnh.
  7348. - Because we love each other.
  7349.  
  7350. 1587
  7351. 01:08:36,379 --> 01:08:39,247
  7352. Yes.
  7353. And because my ex is here.
  7354.  
  7355. 1588
  7356. 01:08:39,249 --> 01:08:40,715
  7357. - Hi, Chloe.
  7358. - Hi, Brett.
  7359.  
  7360. 1589
  7361. 01:08:40,717 --> 01:08:42,550
  7362. Oh, don't you talk to him,
  7363. bitch!
  7364.  
  7365. 1590
  7366. 01:08:50,327 --> 01:08:51,826
  7367. Ben, let's go.
  7368.  
  7369. 1591
  7370. 01:08:51,828 --> 01:08:53,561
  7371. What are you doing?
  7372.  
  7373. 1592
  7374. 01:08:53,563 --> 01:08:55,396
  7375. Writing a card
  7376. for Brett and Nick.
  7377.  
  7378. 1593
  7379. 01:08:55,398 --> 01:08:56,831
  7380. Okay.
  7381.  
  7382. 1594
  7383. 01:08:57,868 --> 01:08:59,534
  7384. Ohh.
  7385.  
  7386. 1595
  7387. 01:09:00,670 --> 01:09:03,238
  7388. Oh, God, what are these pillows?
  7389.  
  7390. 1596
  7391. 01:09:03,240 --> 01:09:04,639
  7392. I think it was a gift.
  7393.  
  7394. 1597
  7395. 01:09:04,641 --> 01:09:06,307
  7396. Okay, I'm gonna
  7397. buy you new ones.
  7398.  
  7399. 1598
  7400. 01:09:06,309 --> 01:09:08,209
  7401. - You don't have to do that.
  7402. - Yes, I do.
  7403.  
  7404. 1599
  7405. 01:09:08,211 --> 01:09:10,445
  7406. - They're burning my eyes.
  7407. - Well, I like them.
  7408.  
  7409. 1600
  7410. 01:09:10,447 --> 01:09:12,280
  7411. How much longer?
  7412.  
  7413. 1601
  7414. 01:09:12,282 --> 01:09:16,284
  7415. Love, Alice and Ben.
  7416. There we go.
  7417.  
  7418. 1602
  7419. 01:09:16,286 --> 01:09:17,519
  7420. All right.
  7421.  
  7422. 1603
  7423. 01:09:17,521 --> 01:09:18,820
  7424. Okay. You ready?
  7425.  
  7426. 1604
  7427. 01:09:18,822 --> 01:09:20,522
  7428. Yeah. Been ready.
  7429.  
  7430. 1605
  7431. 01:09:20,524 --> 01:09:23,458
  7432. Do you have the gift
  7433. in your car?
  7434.  
  7435. 1606
  7436. 01:09:27,364 --> 01:09:28,530
  7437. - Oh.
  7438. - Alice.
  7439.  
  7440. 1607
  7441. 01:09:28,532 --> 01:09:29,564
  7442. - I'm so sorry.
  7443. - Seriously?
  7444.  
  7445. 1608
  7446. 01:09:29,566 --> 01:09:31,466
  7447. I left it at my house.
  7448.  
  7449. 1609
  7450. 01:09:31,468 --> 01:09:32,767
  7451. We can swing by and pick it up.
  7452.  
  7453. 1610
  7454. 01:09:32,769 --> 01:09:35,270
  7455. No, no.
  7456. We don't have time for that.
  7457.  
  7458. 1611
  7459. 01:09:35,272 --> 01:09:37,238
  7460. Fuck. Okay. Come on. We --
  7461. All right, let's go.
  7462.  
  7463. 1612
  7464. 01:09:37,240 --> 01:09:38,773
  7465. Okay.
  7466.  
  7467. 1613
  7468. 01:09:41,411 --> 01:09:43,411
  7469. Oh, I hate this.
  7470.  
  7471. 1614
  7472. 01:09:43,413 --> 01:09:44,846
  7473. I hate showing up empty-handed.
  7474.  
  7475. 1615
  7476. 01:09:44,848 --> 01:09:47,482
  7477. It's fine. I promise you
  7478. they don't give a shit.
  7479.  
  7480. 1616
  7481. 01:09:47,484 --> 01:09:49,250
  7482. I give a shit.
  7483.  
  7484. 1617
  7485. 01:09:49,252 --> 01:09:51,686
  7486. Hand-delivering a gift.
  7487. It's a -- It's a classic move.
  7488.  
  7489. 1618
  7490. 01:09:51,688 --> 01:09:53,588
  7491. Okay, well, I never give a gift.
  7492.  
  7493. 1619
  7494. 01:09:53,590 --> 01:09:55,690
  7495. You never give a gift?
  7496. What does that mean?
  7497.  
  7498. 1620
  7499. 01:09:55,692 --> 01:09:58,693
  7500. No. They should give me a gift
  7501. for coming to this shit.
  7502.  
  7503. 1621
  7504. 01:09:58,695 --> 01:10:00,595
  7505. - Do you hear yourself right now?
  7506. - Yeah.
  7507.  
  7508. 1622
  7509. 01:10:00,597 --> 01:10:01,863
  7510. That's the most selfish thing
  7511. I've ever heard
  7512.  
  7513. 1623
  7514. 01:10:01,865 --> 01:10:04,199
  7515. in my entire life --
  7516. my entire life.
  7517.  
  7518. 1624
  7519. 01:10:04,201 --> 01:10:05,466
  7520. Shouldn't it be refrigerated?
  7521.  
  7522. 1625
  7523. 01:10:05,468 --> 01:10:06,768
  7524. No, we're already going
  7525. to the roof.
  7526.  
  7527. 1626
  7528. 01:10:06,770 --> 01:10:08,503
  7529. Oh. Are you friends
  7530. of Brett and Nick?
  7531.  
  7532. 1627
  7533. 01:10:08,505 --> 01:10:10,338
  7534. - Uh, yeah, yeah.
  7535. - Yeah.
  7536.  
  7537. 1628
  7538. 01:10:10,340 --> 01:10:11,973
  7539. Uh, I'm Ben.
  7540. This is Alice.
  7541.  
  7542. 1629
  7543. 01:10:11,975 --> 01:10:14,576
  7544. I can introduce myself.
  7545. I'm Alice. This is Ben.
  7546.  
  7547. 1630
  7548. 01:10:14,578 --> 01:10:16,644
  7549. Oh. Pleased to meet you guys.
  7550. I'm Jackie.
  7551.  
  7552. 1631
  7553. 01:10:16,646 --> 01:10:18,713
  7554. - Greg.
  7555. - We're the downstairs neighbors.
  7556.  
  7557. 1632
  7558. 01:10:18,715 --> 01:10:20,548
  7559. You guys know if there's gonna
  7560. be food at this thing?
  7561.  
  7562. 1633
  7563. 01:10:20,550 --> 01:10:21,950
  7564. I already told you
  7565. that there isn't food.
  7566.  
  7567. 1634
  7568. 01:10:21,952 --> 01:10:23,418
  7569. - I don't know.
  7570. - Never been wrong.
  7571.  
  7572. 1635
  7573. 01:10:23,420 --> 01:10:24,686
  7574. Never, ever been wrong
  7575. in your life?
  7576.  
  7577. 1636
  7578. 01:10:24,688 --> 01:10:26,888
  7579. See? They have a gift.
  7580.  
  7581. 1637
  7582. 01:10:26,890 --> 01:10:28,323
  7583. Okay. You know what?
  7584.  
  7585. 1638
  7586. 01:10:28,325 --> 01:10:29,757
  7587. Can you just --
  7588. Can you let it go?
  7589.  
  7590. 1639
  7591. 01:10:29,759 --> 01:10:30,925
  7592. I really don't want to go
  7593. through the whole party
  7594.  
  7595. 1640
  7596. 01:10:30,927 --> 01:10:31,859
  7597. in a fight.
  7598.  
  7599. 1641
  7600. 01:10:31,861 --> 01:10:33,728
  7601. I'm not doing anything.
  7602.  
  7603. 1642
  7604. 01:10:33,730 --> 01:10:35,763
  7605. You're being a little shitty.
  7606.  
  7607. 1643
  7608. 01:10:35,765 --> 01:10:36,864
  7609. Don't do that.
  7610.  
  7611. 1644
  7612. 01:10:36,866 --> 01:10:38,433
  7613. - Do what?
  7614. - Don't do that.
  7615.  
  7616. 1645
  7617. 01:10:38,435 --> 01:10:39,901
  7618. Don't make me feel crazy
  7619. because you messed up.
  7620.  
  7621. 1646
  7622. 01:10:39,903 --> 01:10:42,804
  7623. I'm not. I literally
  7624. left a present at home.
  7625.  
  7626. 1647
  7627. 01:10:42,806 --> 01:10:44,806
  7628. It should not be
  7629. this big of a deal.
  7630.  
  7631. 1648
  7632. 01:10:44,808 --> 01:10:46,674
  7633. Are you kidding me?
  7634. It's a big deal.
  7635.  
  7636. 1649
  7637. 01:10:46,676 --> 01:10:48,543
  7638. I asked you to pick it up
  7639. like, what, three times?
  7640.  
  7641. 1650
  7642. 01:10:48,545 --> 01:10:51,613
  7643. Who cares that you're
  7644. literally the only person
  7645.  
  7646. 1651
  7647. 01:10:51,615 --> 01:10:53,815
  7648. who doesn't use
  7649. gift registration.
  7650.  
  7651. 1652
  7652. 01:10:53,817 --> 01:10:55,483
  7653. Yeah, that's what's special
  7654.  
  7655. 1653
  7656. 01:10:55,485 --> 01:10:56,985
  7657. about actually
  7658. hand-delivering a gift.
  7659.  
  7660. 1654
  7661. 01:10:56,987 --> 01:10:58,486
  7662. You get to see their reaction.
  7663.  
  7664. 1655
  7665. 01:10:58,488 --> 01:10:59,654
  7666. You get to see the joy.
  7667. It's amazing.
  7668.  
  7669. 1656
  7670. 01:10:59,656 --> 01:11:00,788
  7671. Well, we got them a Keurig.
  7672.  
  7673. 1657
  7674. 01:11:00,790 --> 01:11:01,889
  7675. I don't think the two of them
  7676.  
  7677. 1658
  7678. 01:11:01,891 --> 01:11:03,458
  7679. will exactly come
  7680. with enthusiasm.
  7681.  
  7682. 1659
  7683. 01:11:03,460 --> 01:11:04,692
  7684. Well, we're never gonna
  7685. know now, are we?
  7686.  
  7687. 1660
  7688. 01:11:04,694 --> 01:11:07,562
  7689. - Okay. Hey!
  7690. - Hi.
  7691.  
  7692. 1661
  7693. 01:11:07,564 --> 01:11:10,298
  7694. Oh, my God.
  7695. Hi, buddy.
  7696.  
  7697. 1662
  7698. 01:11:10,300 --> 01:11:13,434
  7699. Hey, congratulations, dude.
  7700.  
  7701. 1663
  7702. 01:11:13,436 --> 01:11:15,670
  7703. You guys, I am so sorry
  7704. we don't come bearing gifts.
  7705.  
  7706. 1664
  7707. 01:11:15,672 --> 01:11:16,871
  7708. Bozo here left it at home.
  7709.  
  7710. 1665
  7711. 01:11:16,873 --> 01:11:18,806
  7712. - Seriously?
  7713. - I'm joking.
  7714.  
  7715. 1666
  7716. 01:11:18,808 --> 01:11:20,675
  7717. I'm joking! It was me.
  7718.  
  7719. 1667
  7720. 01:11:20,677 --> 01:11:22,410
  7721. I'm the monster
  7722. who left your Keurig at home.
  7723.  
  7724. 1668
  7725. 01:11:22,412 --> 01:11:23,845
  7726. - I'm sorry.
  7727. - A Keurig?
  7728.  
  7729. 1669
  7730. 01:11:23,847 --> 01:11:25,446
  7731. It's a little coffee thing
  7732. with the pods.
  7733.  
  7734. 1670
  7735. 01:11:25,448 --> 01:11:26,781
  7736. Oh! Nice!
  7737.  
  7738. 1671
  7739. 01:11:26,783 --> 01:11:28,416
  7740. It's nice.
  7741. Thank you so much.
  7742.  
  7743. 1672
  7744. 01:11:28,418 --> 01:11:29,917
  7745. Yeah. See, you get to see
  7746. the excitement.
  7747.  
  7748. 1673
  7749. 01:11:29,919 --> 01:11:31,586
  7750. Yeah, yeah.
  7751. Well, you blew the surprise.
  7752.  
  7753. 1674
  7754. 01:11:31,588 --> 01:11:34,355
  7755. Okay? She blew the surprise.
  7756. I'm sorry.
  7757.  
  7758. 1675
  7759. 01:11:34,357 --> 01:11:35,823
  7760. Well, for the record,
  7761. I don't give a shit
  7762.  
  7763. 1676
  7764. 01:11:35,825 --> 01:11:36,824
  7765. that you left it at home.
  7766.  
  7767. 1677
  7768. 01:11:36,826 --> 01:11:38,026
  7769. Okay, well, forget it.
  7770.  
  7771. 1678
  7772. 01:11:38,028 --> 01:11:39,694
  7773. Congratulations, you guys.
  7774.  
  7775. 1679
  7776. 01:11:39,696 --> 01:11:42,297
  7777. - Oh.
  7778. - I'm so happy to see you.
  7779.  
  7780. 1680
  7781. 01:11:42,299 --> 01:11:43,765
  7782. - Let's get shitfaced. Yeah?
  7783. - Please, yes.
  7784.  
  7785. 1681
  7786. 01:11:43,767 --> 01:11:46,401
  7787. Please, please, please.
  7788.  
  7789. 1682
  7790. 01:11:56,646 --> 01:11:58,746
  7791. Okay.
  7792. So they ran out of beer,
  7793.  
  7794. 1683
  7795. 01:11:58,748 --> 01:12:01,983
  7796. so I had to settle for whatever
  7797. was in the plastic jug.
  7798.  
  7799. 1684
  7800. 01:12:01,985 --> 01:12:03,651
  7801. Oh.
  7802.  
  7803. 1685
  7804. 01:12:05,055 --> 01:12:06,521
  7805. Ugh. That's awful.
  7806.  
  7807. 1686
  7808. 01:12:06,523 --> 01:12:08,423
  7809. - Will you hold this?
  7810. - Yeah.
  7811.  
  7812. 1687
  7813. 01:12:10,026 --> 01:12:11,826
  7814. Hey, for Jacob
  7815. and Anna's wedding,
  7816.  
  7817. 1688
  7818. 01:12:11,828 --> 01:12:13,461
  7819. I was thinking
  7820. that we just do the same thing
  7821.  
  7822. 1689
  7823. 01:12:13,463 --> 01:12:14,662
  7824. that we did at the beach
  7825.  
  7826. 1690
  7827. 01:12:14,664 --> 01:12:16,597
  7828. and stick around
  7829. a couple extra days.
  7830.  
  7831. 1691
  7832. 01:12:16,599 --> 01:12:19,033
  7833. Um, yeah. I --
  7834. I don't know.
  7835.  
  7836. 1692
  7837. 01:12:19,035 --> 01:12:20,635
  7838. I-I don't know if I can make it
  7839. to that one.
  7840.  
  7841. 1693
  7842. 01:12:20,637 --> 01:12:22,437
  7843. What? Why?
  7844.  
  7845. 1694
  7846. 01:12:22,439 --> 01:12:24,439
  7847. I just -- I have a thing.
  7848.  
  7849. 1695
  7850. 01:12:24,441 --> 01:12:26,441
  7851. - A thing.
  7852. - Yeah. It's a work thing.
  7853.  
  7854. 1696
  7855. 01:12:26,443 --> 01:12:28,976
  7856. - I can't move it.
  7857. - No. You're not making me go
  7858.  
  7859. 1697
  7860. 01:12:28,978 --> 01:12:31,379
  7861. to Jacob Cartelli's wedding
  7862. by myself.
  7863.  
  7864. 1698
  7865. 01:12:31,381 --> 01:12:32,980
  7866. I'm...
  7867.  
  7868. 1699
  7869. 01:12:32,982 --> 01:12:34,682
  7870. pretty sure you can handle it.
  7871.  
  7872. 1700
  7873. 01:12:34,684 --> 01:12:36,784
  7874. Ben, you're coming
  7875. to the wedding.
  7876.  
  7877. 1701
  7878. 01:12:36,786 --> 01:12:38,920
  7879. You don't get to just bail
  7880. 'cause you're in a mood.
  7881.  
  7882. 1702
  7883. 01:12:38,922 --> 01:12:41,022
  7884. - I'm not in a mood.
  7885. - Yes, you are.
  7886.  
  7887. 1703
  7888. 01:12:41,024 --> 01:12:42,924
  7889. You're in a little bitch mood
  7890. 'cause of the coffeemaker.
  7891.  
  7892. 1704
  7893. 01:12:42,926 --> 01:12:44,859
  7894. It's not the coffeemaker!
  7895.  
  7896. 1705
  7897. 01:12:50,934 --> 01:12:52,934
  7898. Sorry. I just --
  7899. I-I need a second.
  7900.  
  7901. 1706
  7902. 01:13:03,947 --> 01:13:06,080
  7903. There you are.
  7904.  
  7905. 1707
  7906. 01:13:06,082 --> 01:13:07,382
  7907. Jesus.
  7908.  
  7909. 1708
  7910. 01:13:07,384 --> 01:13:09,917
  7911. Hey.
  7912.  
  7913. 1709
  7914. 01:13:09,919 --> 01:13:11,652
  7915. Are you smoking?
  7916.  
  7917. 1710
  7918. 01:13:11,654 --> 01:13:13,988
  7919. Yeah.
  7920. Bummed it off of somebody.
  7921.  
  7922. 1711
  7923. 01:13:14,724 --> 01:13:16,958
  7924. You look like a fucking idiot
  7925. smoking that thing.
  7926.  
  7927. 1712
  7928. 01:13:16,960 --> 01:13:18,559
  7929. Yeah.
  7930.  
  7931. 1713
  7932. 01:13:20,497 --> 01:13:21,963
  7933. What's going on with you?
  7934.  
  7935. 1714
  7936. 01:13:22,632 --> 01:13:24,532
  7937. Nothing.
  7938. I'm just thinking.
  7939.  
  7940. 1715
  7941. 01:13:25,668 --> 01:13:27,001
  7942. About?
  7943.  
  7944. 1716
  7945. 01:13:27,003 --> 01:13:28,136
  7946. I don't know.
  7947. Stuff.
  7948.  
  7949. 1717
  7950. 01:13:28,138 --> 01:13:29,570
  7951. Oh. Stuff. Okay.
  7952.  
  7953. 1718
  7954. 01:13:29,572 --> 01:13:30,838
  7955. In that case, I'll leave you be.
  7956.  
  7957. 1719
  7958. 01:13:30,840 --> 01:13:33,040
  7959. Hey. Stop. Talk to me.
  7960.  
  7961. 1720
  7962. 01:13:34,477 --> 01:13:35,810
  7963. I just -- I don't --
  7964.  
  7965. 1721
  7966. 01:13:35,812 --> 01:13:38,179
  7967. I've been thinking
  7968. about us, you know?
  7969.  
  7970. 1722
  7971. 01:13:38,181 --> 01:13:39,647
  7972. About what this is.
  7973.  
  7974. 1723
  7975. 01:13:39,649 --> 01:13:41,149
  7976. We were dating.
  7977.  
  7978. 1724
  7979. 01:13:41,151 --> 01:13:42,683
  7980. It's not a huge fucking mystery.
  7981.  
  7982. 1725
  7983. 01:13:42,685 --> 01:13:45,153
  7984. It's not weird to you,
  7985.  
  7986. 1726
  7987. 01:13:45,155 --> 01:13:47,155
  7988. you know, that we're all of
  7989. a sudden, like, this couple?
  7990.  
  7991. 1727
  7992. 01:13:47,157 --> 01:13:48,923
  7993. No.
  7994.  
  7995. 1728
  7996. 01:13:48,925 --> 01:13:50,158
  7997. Ben, this isn't sudden.
  7998.  
  7999. 1729
  8000. 01:13:50,160 --> 01:13:52,627
  8001. We've been doing this
  8002. for a while.
  8003.  
  8004. 1730
  8005. 01:13:52,629 --> 01:13:54,962
  8006. I mean, Jesus, you came
  8007. to my sister's wedding with me.
  8008.  
  8009. 1731
  8010. 01:13:54,964 --> 01:13:57,498
  8011. Yeah. Yeah. Because that's --
  8012. that was the deal.
  8013.  
  8014. 1732
  8015. 01:13:57,500 --> 01:13:59,434
  8016. That's what we do.
  8017.  
  8018. 1733
  8019. 01:14:00,537 --> 01:14:02,036
  8020. Are you fucking serious
  8021. right now?
  8022.  
  8023. 1734
  8024. 01:14:02,038 --> 01:14:05,907
  8025. I just -- I-I never --
  8026. I never saw us as -- as a thing.
  8027.  
  8028. 1735
  8029. 01:14:05,909 --> 01:14:07,608
  8030. So? Neither did I.
  8031.  
  8032. 1736
  8033. 01:14:07,610 --> 01:14:09,811
  8034. Quite frankly, I was repulsed
  8035. by the idea of you.
  8036.  
  8037. 1737
  8038. 01:14:09,813 --> 01:14:11,012
  8039. - Thanks.
  8040. - But it changed,
  8041.  
  8042. 1738
  8043. 01:14:11,014 --> 01:14:13,548
  8044. and it just -- it happened.
  8045.  
  8046. 1739
  8047. 01:14:15,151 --> 01:14:19,687
  8048. I can just --
  8049. I can feel you settling in.
  8050.  
  8051. 1740
  8052. 01:14:19,689 --> 01:14:22,056
  8053. - And I'm having doubts.
  8054. - Okay.
  8055.  
  8056. 1741
  8057. 01:14:23,493 --> 01:14:24,826
  8058. That's okay.
  8059.  
  8060. 1742
  8061. 01:14:24,828 --> 01:14:26,227
  8062. I-I mean, you're allowed
  8063. to have doubts.
  8064.  
  8065. 1743
  8066. 01:14:26,229 --> 01:14:28,663
  8067. It's just
  8068. I don't think we have...
  8069.  
  8070. 1744
  8071. 01:14:29,499 --> 01:14:31,532
  8072. ...you know, what, like,
  8073. Brett and Nick have.
  8074.  
  8075. 1745
  8076. 01:14:32,235 --> 01:14:34,869
  8077. - What, two dicks?
  8078. - No. Just...
  8079.  
  8080. 1746
  8081. 01:14:35,872 --> 01:14:37,538
  8082. Alice, I look
  8083. at some of these couples,
  8084.  
  8085. 1747
  8086. 01:14:37,540 --> 01:14:39,640
  8087. and they're not like us.
  8088.  
  8089. 1748
  8090. 01:14:39,642 --> 01:14:42,577
  8091. They just --
  8092. They -- They have this...
  8093.  
  8094. 1749
  8095. 01:14:42,579 --> 01:14:44,545
  8096. - this...
  8097. - Love?
  8098.  
  8099. 1750
  8100. 01:14:44,547 --> 01:14:45,580
  8101. Yeah.
  8102.  
  8103. 1751
  8104. 01:14:45,582 --> 01:14:47,615
  8105. Yeah, well, I love you, dumbass.
  8106.  
  8107. 1752
  8108. 01:14:55,091 --> 01:14:56,624
  8109. Do you love me?
  8110.  
  8111. 1753
  8112. 01:14:56,626 --> 01:14:57,892
  8113. Uh...
  8114.  
  8115. 1754
  8116. 01:14:59,162 --> 01:15:00,695
  8117. I don't know.
  8118.  
  8119. 1755
  8120. 01:15:06,503 --> 01:15:08,202
  8121. - So that's a no.
  8122. - It's an I don't know.
  8123.  
  8124. 1756
  8125. 01:15:08,204 --> 01:15:09,904
  8126. - Okay.
  8127. - Alice, I just need to be...
  8128.  
  8129. 1757
  8130. 01:15:09,906 --> 01:15:11,506
  8131. - That's fucking great.
  8132. - ...100% certain with you.
  8133.  
  8134. 1758
  8135. 01:15:11,508 --> 01:15:12,807
  8136. And I'm not.
  8137. I'm not right now.
  8138.  
  8139. 1759
  8140. 01:15:12,809 --> 01:15:13,774
  8141. Oh, my God.
  8142.  
  8143. 1760
  8144. 01:15:13,776 --> 01:15:15,576
  8145. I-I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
  8146.  
  8147. 1761
  8148. 01:15:15,578 --> 01:15:17,078
  8149. I-I-I should have stopped this
  8150. a long time ago.
  8151.  
  8152. 1762
  8153. 01:15:17,080 --> 01:15:19,814
  8154. Ben, don't do this.
  8155. Stop, stop doing this.
  8156.  
  8157. 1763
  8158. 01:15:19,816 --> 01:15:22,016
  8159. I'm serious.
  8160. We have a good thing, okay?
  8161.  
  8162. 1764
  8163. 01:15:22,018 --> 01:15:24,552
  8164. I-I'm not -- I'm not asking you
  8165. to marry me.
  8166.  
  8167. 1765
  8168. 01:15:24,554 --> 01:15:26,554
  8169. I'm not asking you to move in.
  8170.  
  8171. 1766
  8172. 01:15:26,556 --> 01:15:29,190
  8173. I mean, what?
  8174. What do you need? What --
  8175.  
  8176. 1767
  8177. 01:15:29,192 --> 01:15:31,526
  8178. This is good. You just
  8179. have to give it a chance.
  8180.  
  8181. 1768
  8182. 01:15:31,528 --> 01:15:33,794
  8183. - Just -- Just try it for me.
  8184. - I can't. I can't.
  8185.  
  8186. 1769
  8187. 01:15:33,796 --> 01:15:36,063
  8188. - Why can't --
  8189. - I can't just say "Fuck it"
  8190.  
  8191. 1770
  8192. 01:15:36,065 --> 01:15:37,832
  8193. and then hurt you
  8194. the way that Nate did.
  8195.  
  8196. 1771
  8197. 01:15:37,834 --> 01:15:40,067
  8198. I'm sorry, but that would
  8199. kill me if I did that to you.
  8200.  
  8201. 1772
  8202. 01:15:40,069 --> 01:15:42,069
  8203. Don't say that to me.
  8204.  
  8205. 1773
  8206. 01:15:42,071 --> 01:15:47,174
  8207. You are hurting me way more
  8208. than Nate ever hurt me.
  8209.  
  8210. 1774
  8211. 01:15:47,977 --> 01:15:50,845
  8212. God, Ben, you talk
  8213. about how you want love.
  8214.  
  8215. 1775
  8216. 01:15:50,847 --> 01:15:53,681
  8217. You're always looking for love,
  8218. and I'm here.
  8219.  
  8220. 1776
  8221. 01:15:53,683 --> 01:15:56,617
  8222. It's standing right in front
  8223. of you, and you can't --
  8224.  
  8225. 1777
  8226. 01:16:00,023 --> 01:16:02,156
  8227. - Alice, I'm so sorry.
  8228. - Don't --
  8229.  
  8230. 1778
  8231. 01:16:02,158 --> 01:16:05,660
  8232. Don't fucking say you're sorry.
  8233.  
  8234. 1779
  8235. 01:16:05,662 --> 01:16:07,628
  8236. You are not sorry, Ben.
  8237.  
  8238. 1780
  8239. 01:16:07,630 --> 01:16:10,998
  8240. You think you're this good guy,
  8241. and you're not.
  8242.  
  8243. 1781
  8244. 01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:12,767
  8245. You are not.
  8246.  
  8247. 1782
  8248. 01:16:14,771 --> 01:16:16,571
  8249. - You're a fucking asshole.
  8250. - Alice.
  8251.  
  8252. 1783
  8253. 01:16:16,573 --> 01:16:19,674
  8254. I don't fucking give a shit.
  8255. Honestly.
  8256.  
  8257. 1784
  8258. 01:16:19,676 --> 01:16:21,008
  8259. I'm cool.
  8260.  
  8261. 1785
  8262. 01:16:34,958 --> 01:16:38,359
  8263. Before the wedding, I sat down
  8264. with Josh and Allison
  8265.  
  8266. 1786
  8267. 01:16:38,361 --> 01:16:41,596
  8268. and had them each tell me what
  8269. they thought about one another,
  8270.  
  8271. 1787
  8272. 01:16:41,598 --> 01:16:43,598
  8273. what makes up their love,
  8274.  
  8275. 1788
  8276. 01:16:43,600 --> 01:16:47,268
  8277. what makes them soul mates
  8278. and there for one another.
  8279.  
  8280. 1789
  8281. 01:16:47,270 --> 01:16:50,371
  8282. I am always very impressed
  8283. with your love.
  8284.  
  8285. 1790
  8286. 01:16:50,373 --> 01:16:53,140
  8287. You may now kiss the bride.
  8288.  
  8289. 1791
  8290. 01:16:53,142 --> 01:16:56,711
  8291. - Mazel tov!
  8292. - Mazel tov!
  8293.  
  8294. 1792
  8295. 01:17:03,119 --> 01:17:06,687
  8296. The first time
  8297. that Allison met Josh,
  8298.  
  8299. 1793
  8300. 01:17:06,689 --> 01:17:08,289
  8301. she just straight-up farted.
  8302.  
  8303. 1794
  8304. 01:17:08,291 --> 01:17:10,992
  8305. And then she blamed me for it.
  8306.  
  8307. 1795
  8308. 01:17:12,161 --> 01:17:14,128
  8309. Didn't you, Allison?
  8310.  
  8311. 1796
  8312. 01:17:21,738 --> 01:17:25,172
  8313. Yeah, I'm -- I'm a VP
  8314. at a start-up.
  8315.  
  8316. 1797
  8317. 01:17:25,174 --> 01:17:26,407
  8318. That doesn't sound
  8319. very interesting.
  8320.  
  8321. 1798
  8322. 01:17:26,409 --> 01:17:28,042
  8323. It's not. It's not.
  8324. That's the thing.
  8325.  
  8326. 1799
  8327. 01:17:28,044 --> 01:17:30,378
  8328. - Excuse me.
  8329. - My God. Hi.
  8330.  
  8331. 1800
  8332. 01:17:30,380 --> 01:17:32,013
  8333. Oh, my God.
  8334. So good to see you.
  8335.  
  8336. 1801
  8337. 01:17:32,015 --> 01:17:34,348
  8338. <i>Somebody call
  8339. about their dirty pool?</i>
  8340.  
  8341. 1802
  8342. 01:17:34,350 --> 01:17:36,417
  8343. <i>My pool is so wet.</i>
  8344.  
  8345. 1803
  8346. 01:17:36,419 --> 01:17:38,285
  8347. <i>Those tits look delicious.</i>
  8348.  
  8349. 1804
  8350. 01:17:38,287 --> 01:17:39,954
  8351. <i>Okay.</i>
  8352.  
  8353. 1805
  8354. 01:17:39,956 --> 01:17:42,957
  8355. <i>Oh, yeah.
  8356. That's where I like it.</i>
  8357.  
  8358. 1806
  8359. 01:17:42,959 --> 01:17:45,393
  8360. ♪ ...to see the day ♪
  8361.  
  8362. 1807
  8363. 01:17:45,395 --> 01:17:51,399
  8364. Michael, Kara, I have one
  8365. last thing to say to you both.
  8366.  
  8367. 1808
  8368. 01:17:51,401 --> 01:17:53,768
  8369. Flash mob!
  8370.  
  8371. 1809
  8372. 01:17:57,173 --> 01:18:01,008
  8373. ♪ How might I live
  8374. to see the day? ♪
  8375.  
  8376. 1810
  8377. 01:18:01,010 --> 01:18:02,309
  8378. How many keys you want?
  8379.  
  8380. 1811
  8381. 01:18:02,979 --> 01:18:04,779
  8382. Just one.
  8383.  
  8384. 1812
  8385. 01:18:07,216 --> 01:18:08,849
  8386. - There you go.
  8387. - Thank you.
  8388.  
  8389. 1813
  8390. 01:18:15,091 --> 01:18:16,190
  8391. You here alone?
  8392.  
  8393. 1814
  8394. 01:18:16,192 --> 01:18:18,793
  8395. Sort of.
  8396. I'm Michael's cousin.
  8397.  
  8398. 1815
  8399. 01:18:18,795 --> 01:18:21,028
  8400. No, uh -- No boyfriend?
  8401.  
  8402. 1816
  8403. 01:18:21,030 --> 01:18:24,832
  8404. ♪ But I can't ♪
  8405.  
  8406. 1817
  8407. 01:18:24,834 --> 01:18:29,437
  8408. ♪ So I'm rolling on ♪
  8409.  
  8410. 1818
  8411. 01:18:30,440 --> 01:18:32,039
  8412. Uh, Ben.
  8413.  
  8414. 1819
  8415. 01:18:32,041 --> 01:18:33,974
  8416. Yikes.
  8417.  
  8418. 1820
  8419. 01:18:33,976 --> 01:18:35,843
  8420. Hey. Hey, Ben.
  8421.  
  8422. 1821
  8423. 01:18:35,845 --> 01:18:37,912
  8424. Ben, let's get you
  8425. some water, bud.
  8426.  
  8427. 1822
  8428. 01:18:37,914 --> 01:18:39,313
  8429. What? Come on.
  8430. I'm just dancing.
  8431.  
  8432. 1823
  8433. 01:18:39,315 --> 01:18:41,048
  8434. No, you're being that idiot
  8435. at the wedding.
  8436.  
  8437. 1824
  8438. 01:18:41,050 --> 01:18:43,250
  8439. - What?
  8440. - Being that guy.
  8441.  
  8442. 1825
  8443. 01:18:43,252 --> 01:18:45,219
  8444. - That guy?
  8445. - Yeah.
  8446.  
  8447. 1826
  8448. 01:18:45,221 --> 01:18:46,887
  8449. It's not great.
  8450.  
  8451. 1827
  8452. 01:18:46,889 --> 01:18:49,056
  8453. Come on.
  8454. Take a seat.
  8455.  
  8456. 1828
  8457. 01:18:50,193 --> 01:18:51,726
  8458. What are you doing?
  8459.  
  8460. 1829
  8461. 01:18:51,728 --> 01:18:52,927
  8462. What?
  8463. I'm having a good time.
  8464.  
  8465. 1830
  8466. 01:18:52,929 --> 01:18:54,795
  8467. No, you aren't.
  8468. That's not fun.
  8469.  
  8470. 1831
  8471. 01:18:54,797 --> 01:18:56,063
  8472. That did not look
  8473. like you're having fun.
  8474.  
  8475. 1832
  8476. 01:18:56,065 --> 01:18:57,898
  8477. I'm having -- I'm having a ball.
  8478.  
  8479. 1833
  8480. 01:18:57,900 --> 01:18:59,400
  8481. I'm having a regular
  8482. old ball of a time.
  8483.  
  8484. 1834
  8485. 01:18:59,402 --> 01:19:00,935
  8486. I'm flying solo, buddy.
  8487.  
  8488. 1835
  8489. 01:19:00,937 --> 01:19:02,403
  8490. Uh, sure.
  8491.  
  8492. 1836
  8493. 01:19:02,405 --> 01:19:03,738
  8494. - It's great.
  8495. - Where's Alice?
  8496.  
  8497. 1837
  8498. 01:19:03,740 --> 01:19:05,005
  8499. I mean, I thought you guys
  8500.  
  8501. 1838
  8502. 01:19:05,007 --> 01:19:06,273
  8503. were doing all these weddings
  8504. together.
  8505.  
  8506. 1839
  8507. 01:19:06,275 --> 01:19:08,209
  8508. We sort of, um...
  8509.  
  8510. 1840
  8511. 01:19:08,211 --> 01:19:10,411
  8512. W-We sort of imploded.
  8513.  
  8514. 1841
  8515. 01:19:13,049 --> 01:19:14,315
  8516. I imploded it.
  8517.  
  8518. 1842
  8519. 01:19:14,317 --> 01:19:16,183
  8520. Mm-hmm. Why?
  8521.  
  8522. 1843
  8523. 01:19:16,185 --> 01:19:17,852
  8524. 'Cause, man, I don't know.
  8525.  
  8526. 1844
  8527. 01:19:17,854 --> 01:19:20,521
  8528. I don't know if I can be
  8529. with her, you know, forever.
  8530.  
  8531. 1845
  8532. 01:19:20,523 --> 01:19:21,922
  8533. Ohh.
  8534.  
  8535. 1846
  8536. 01:19:21,924 --> 01:19:22,823
  8537. What?
  8538.  
  8539. 1847
  8540. 01:19:24,360 --> 01:19:26,460
  8541. - You know how you're a dumb guy?
  8542. - Yeah.
  8543.  
  8544. 1848
  8545. 01:19:26,462 --> 01:19:28,863
  8546. I think these weddings
  8547. are making you dumber.
  8548.  
  8549. 1849
  8550. 01:19:30,967 --> 01:19:32,933
  8551. Yeah. Maybe.
  8552. No more weddings.
  8553.  
  8554. 1850
  8555. 01:19:32,935 --> 01:19:34,301
  8556. They're bad for me.
  8557.  
  8558. 1851
  8559. 01:19:34,303 --> 01:19:36,270
  8560. If I get invited to another one,
  8561.  
  8562. 1852
  8563. 01:19:36,272 --> 01:19:37,938
  8564. I'm gonna be like,
  8565. "Hey, no, thank you," okay?
  8566.  
  8567. 1853
  8568. 01:19:37,940 --> 01:19:40,040
  8569. I can't go.
  8570. I can't do it.
  8571.  
  8572. 1854
  8573. 01:19:40,042 --> 01:19:42,943
  8574. It's just like,
  8575. why is everybody so in love
  8576.  
  8577. 1855
  8578. 01:19:42,945 --> 01:19:46,213
  8579. and just so -- just sure?
  8580.  
  8581. 1856
  8582. 01:19:46,215 --> 01:19:47,915
  8583. Dude, they're not.
  8584.  
  8585. 1857
  8586. 01:19:47,917 --> 01:19:49,450
  8587. What are you talk--
  8588. What are you talking about?
  8589.  
  8590. 1858
  8591. 01:19:49,452 --> 01:19:51,152
  8592. You have never had doubts
  8593. about Amanda.
  8594.  
  8595. 1859
  8596. 01:19:51,154 --> 01:19:52,520
  8597. Why would you say that?
  8598.  
  8599. 1860
  8600. 01:19:52,522 --> 01:19:54,255
  8601. How do you know?
  8602.  
  8603. 1861
  8604. 01:19:54,257 --> 01:19:55,923
  8605. Do you, like, watch us,
  8606. like, all the time?
  8607.  
  8608. 1862
  8609. 01:19:55,925 --> 01:19:57,091
  8610. Do you have a camera
  8611. set up in our house?
  8612.  
  8613. 1863
  8614. 01:19:57,093 --> 01:19:58,425
  8615. Jesus.
  8616.  
  8617. 1864
  8618. 01:19:58,427 --> 01:20:00,394
  8619. I have doubts about Amanda
  8620. all the time.
  8621.  
  8622. 1865
  8623. 01:20:00,396 --> 01:20:02,263
  8624. We're not perfect.
  8625.  
  8626. 1866
  8627. 01:20:02,265 --> 01:20:05,900
  8628. Me and Amanda getting married,
  8629. we're just going for it.
  8630.  
  8631. 1867
  8632. 01:20:05,902 --> 01:20:07,434
  8633. We don't know.
  8634.  
  8635. 1868
  8636. 01:20:08,271 --> 01:20:10,070
  8637. So what's the point?
  8638.  
  8639. 1869
  8640. 01:20:10,072 --> 01:20:11,071
  8641. Because it's fun.
  8642.  
  8643. 1870
  8644. 01:20:11,073 --> 01:20:12,239
  8645. You know?
  8646.  
  8647. 1871
  8648. 01:20:12,241 --> 01:20:14,575
  8649. It is.
  8650. It's a really fun party.
  8651.  
  8652. 1872
  8653. 01:20:14,577 --> 01:20:19,246
  8654. And it's nice to tell someone
  8655. that you're in
  8656.  
  8657. 1873
  8658. 01:20:19,248 --> 01:20:21,182
  8659. and to say it to their face
  8660.  
  8661. 1874
  8662. 01:20:21,184 --> 01:20:23,384
  8663. in front of this room
  8664. full of people.
  8665.  
  8666. 1875
  8667. 01:20:24,821 --> 01:20:27,154
  8668. And it's nice to hear it back.
  8669.  
  8670. 1876
  8671. 01:20:28,558 --> 01:20:31,192
  8672. Look, man, I love you.
  8673.  
  8674. 1877
  8675. 01:20:31,194 --> 01:20:32,560
  8676. You're the best.
  8677.  
  8678. 1878
  8679. 01:20:32,562 --> 01:20:35,262
  8680. But you're not that great.
  8681.  
  8682. 1879
  8683. 01:20:35,264 --> 01:20:37,898
  8684. Right now you're kind of
  8685. like that guy
  8686.  
  8687. 1880
  8688. 01:20:37,900 --> 01:20:40,201
  8689. in an ice cream store who, like,
  8690. samples every single flavor
  8691.  
  8692. 1881
  8693. 01:20:40,203 --> 01:20:41,368
  8694. before he picks one.
  8695.  
  8696. 1882
  8697. 01:20:41,370 --> 01:20:42,970
  8698. That guy sucks.
  8699.  
  8700. 1883
  8701. 01:20:42,972 --> 01:20:45,906
  8702. But how can I know
  8703. what's best, though?
  8704.  
  8705. 1884
  8706. 01:20:45,908 --> 01:20:48,142
  8707. You won't.
  8708.  
  8709. 1885
  8710. 01:20:52,181 --> 01:20:53,948
  8711. Shit.
  8712.  
  8713. 1886
  8714. 01:20:53,950 --> 01:20:55,883
  8715. I fucked up.
  8716.  
  8717. 1887
  8718. 01:20:57,320 --> 01:20:59,286
  8719. Yes, you did.
  8720.  
  8721. 1888
  8722. 01:21:02,291 --> 01:21:04,925
  8723. And it's -- it's not --
  8724.  
  8725. 1889
  8726. 01:21:04,927 --> 01:21:06,126
  8727. it's not easy, you know,
  8728. because...
  8729.  
  8730. 1890
  8731. 01:21:06,128 --> 01:21:08,229
  8732. - Louder!
  8733. - ...I'm the older brother
  8734.  
  8735. 1891
  8736. 01:21:08,231 --> 01:21:10,297
  8737. and I don't even
  8738. have a girlfriend.
  8739.  
  8740. 1892
  8741. 01:21:10,299 --> 01:21:11,432
  8742. Louder!
  8743.  
  8744. 1893
  8745. 01:21:33,923 --> 01:21:36,056
  8746. Ben. How are you?
  8747.  
  8748. 1894
  8749. 01:21:36,058 --> 01:21:37,992
  8750. Hey, Mr. Ricciardi,
  8751. how are you?
  8752.  
  8753. 1895
  8754. 01:21:37,994 --> 01:21:39,660
  8755. I saw your dad yesterday.
  8756.  
  8757. 1896
  8758. 01:21:39,662 --> 01:21:42,396
  8759. He said you might be looking
  8760. for a new line of work.
  8761.  
  8762. 1897
  8763. 01:21:42,398 --> 01:21:43,597
  8764. Is that true?
  8765.  
  8766. 1898
  8767. 01:21:43,599 --> 01:21:45,332
  8768. Yeah, yeah.
  8769. I don't really know.
  8770.  
  8771. 1899
  8772. 01:21:45,334 --> 01:21:48,035
  8773. I really think you should
  8774. consider the flavor business.
  8775.  
  8776. 1900
  8777. 01:21:48,037 --> 01:21:49,937
  8778. We could use smart people
  8779. like yourself.
  8780.  
  8781. 1901
  8782. 01:21:49,939 --> 01:21:51,538
  8783. - Yeah.
  8784. - Just yesterday,
  8785.  
  8786. 1902
  8787. 01:21:51,540 --> 01:21:56,510
  8788. my associate perfected a new
  8789. jalapeño pomegranate flavor.
  8790.  
  8791. 1903
  8792. 01:21:56,512 --> 01:21:58,012
  8793. Have you ever heard
  8794. of such a thing?
  8795.  
  8796. 1904
  8797. 01:21:58,014 --> 01:21:59,513
  8798. No, no, no.
  8799. I haven't.
  8800.  
  8801. 1905
  8802. 01:21:59,515 --> 01:22:01,615
  8803. Hey, Mr. Ricciardi, have you
  8804. seen Alice Mori today?
  8805.  
  8806. 1906
  8807. 01:22:01,617 --> 01:22:06,053
  8808. No. We also found a way
  8809. to make barbecue sprinkles.
  8810.  
  8811. 1907
  8812. 01:22:06,055 --> 01:22:07,321
  8813. Not very good.
  8814.  
  8815. 1908
  8816. 01:22:07,323 --> 01:22:08,555
  8817. - Ben?
  8818. - Alice.
  8819.  
  8820. 1909
  8821. 01:22:10,660 --> 01:22:12,626
  8822. - Nate.
  8823. - Ben.
  8824.  
  8825. 1910
  8826. 01:22:12,628 --> 01:22:14,595
  8827. How you doing, dude?
  8828.  
  8829. 1911
  8830. 01:22:19,068 --> 01:22:20,534
  8831. I'm good. Yeah.
  8832.  
  8833. 1912
  8834. 01:22:20,536 --> 01:22:22,937
  8835. - Harry Ricciardi.
  8836. - Nate Lam.
  8837.  
  8838. 1913
  8839. 01:22:23,673 --> 01:22:25,606
  8840. I thought you couldn't come
  8841. to this one.
  8842.  
  8843. 1914
  8844. 01:22:26,575 --> 01:22:30,077
  8845. Yeah. I, uh, moved my thing.
  8846.  
  8847. 1915
  8848. 01:22:30,079 --> 01:22:34,682
  8849. Well, if you'll excuse me,
  8850. I have to go find the missus.
  8851.  
  8852. 1916
  8853. 01:22:37,019 --> 01:22:39,453
  8854. So those flowers for me,
  8855. big guy?
  8856.  
  8857. 1917
  8858. 01:22:39,455 --> 01:22:41,956
  8859. Oh. Uh, no. No.
  8860.  
  8861. 1918
  8862. 01:22:41,958 --> 01:22:44,258
  8863. Th-They're -- They're for, um...
  8864.  
  8865. 1919
  8866. 01:22:44,260 --> 01:22:46,093
  8867. uh, they're -- they're for her.
  8868.  
  8869. 1920
  8870. 01:22:48,164 --> 01:22:49,363
  8871. Cartelli's stepmom?
  8872.  
  8873. 1921
  8874. 01:22:49,365 --> 01:22:50,531
  8875. Yeah, she -- she loves flowers.
  8876.  
  8877. 1922
  8878. 01:22:50,533 --> 01:22:52,633
  8879. Here you go.
  8880.  
  8881. 1923
  8882. 01:22:52,635 --> 01:22:54,101
  8883. All right.
  8884.  
  8885. 1924
  8886. 01:22:54,103 --> 01:22:56,070
  8887. What -- What's this?
  8888.  
  8889. 1925
  8890. 01:23:11,187 --> 01:23:13,320
  8891. Oh-ho-ho-ho.
  8892.  
  8893. 1926
  8894. 01:23:13,322 --> 01:23:15,622
  8895. Oh, take care.
  8896. Come here, come here.
  8897.  
  8898. 1927
  8899. 01:23:18,094 --> 01:23:22,563
  8900. Oh! Yes.
  8901. This guy. King Ben.
  8902.  
  8903. 1928
  8904. 01:23:22,565 --> 01:23:24,198
  8905. The B-Zone!
  8906.  
  8907. 1929
  8908. 01:23:24,200 --> 01:23:26,266
  8909. Mm! Bensanity.
  8910.  
  8911. 1930
  8912. 01:23:26,268 --> 01:23:27,668
  8913. Hey, Cartelli, how are you?
  8914.  
  8915. 1931
  8916. 01:23:27,670 --> 01:23:30,104
  8917. I'm great, man.
  8918. This is...
  8919.  
  8920. 1932
  8921. 01:23:33,743 --> 01:23:36,110
  8922. Man, my little brother
  8923. just got married.
  8924.  
  8925. 1933
  8926. 01:23:36,112 --> 01:23:40,047
  8927. I mean, it is -- Faah!
  8928. It's the best.
  8929.  
  8930. 1934
  8931. 01:23:45,755 --> 01:23:48,522
  8932. Do you think
  8933. it'll ever happen for us?
  8934.  
  8935. 1935
  8936. 01:23:50,192 --> 01:23:51,759
  8937. This?
  8938.  
  8939. 1936
  8940. 01:23:54,230 --> 01:23:56,463
  8941. - I don't know.
  8942. - I don't know, either.
  8943.  
  8944. 1937
  8945. 01:24:00,336 --> 01:24:02,269
  8946. Is this crazy?
  8947. You and me should go out
  8948.  
  8949. 1938
  8950. 01:24:02,271 --> 01:24:03,570
  8951. one of these nights, you know?
  8952.  
  8953. 1939
  8954. 01:24:03,572 --> 01:24:05,506
  8955. Because I need a wingman,
  8956. you know?
  8957.  
  8958. 1940
  8959. 01:24:05,508 --> 01:24:10,044
  8960. 'Cause I haven't had sex
  8961. in, like, six y-- six years.
  8962.  
  8963. 1941
  8964. 01:24:11,647 --> 01:24:13,180
  8965. Uh...
  8966.  
  8967. 1942
  8968. 01:24:13,182 --> 01:24:15,115
  8969. Hi.
  8970.  
  8971. 1943
  8972. 01:24:16,519 --> 01:24:18,052
  8973. Hey, Cartelli,
  8974. I'll be right back.
  8975.  
  8976. 1944
  8977. 01:24:18,054 --> 01:24:20,054
  8978. - Yeah. Yeah, man.
  8979. - Yeah.
  8980.  
  8981. 1945
  8982. 01:24:20,056 --> 01:24:22,823
  8983. Hey, I'm here for you whenever,
  8984. so just hit me up.
  8985.  
  8986. 1946
  8987. 01:24:22,825 --> 01:24:24,558
  8988. Throw up the Bat Signal!
  8989.  
  8990. 1947
  8991. 01:24:30,466 --> 01:24:32,666
  8992. Let's go fucking party.
  8993.  
  8994. 1948
  8995. 01:24:40,142 --> 01:24:41,608
  8996. Hey.
  8997.  
  8998. 1949
  8999. 01:24:42,578 --> 01:24:44,311
  9000. Hey.
  9001.  
  9002. 1950
  9003. 01:24:44,313 --> 01:24:45,712
  9004. Hi.
  9005.  
  9006. 1951
  9007. 01:24:45,714 --> 01:24:48,515
  9008. Do you need
  9009. to use the girls' room?
  9010.  
  9011. 1952
  9012. 01:24:49,318 --> 01:24:51,151
  9013. No.
  9014.  
  9015. 1953
  9016. 01:24:52,855 --> 01:24:54,822
  9017. Those flowers were for you,
  9018. by the way.
  9019.  
  9020. 1954
  9021. 01:24:54,824 --> 01:24:57,291
  9022. - Yeah. I know.
  9023. - Yeah.
  9024.  
  9025. 1955
  9026. 01:24:57,293 --> 01:24:58,725
  9027. I was surprised.
  9028.  
  9029. 1956
  9030. 01:24:58,727 --> 01:25:01,128
  9031. I thought you didn't like
  9032. the concept of flowers.
  9033.  
  9034. 1957
  9035. 01:25:01,130 --> 01:25:02,830
  9036. Yeah, but I know you do.
  9037.  
  9038. 1958
  9039. 01:25:04,800 --> 01:25:07,101
  9040. Uh, does he --
  9041. does he know about me?
  9042.  
  9043. 1959
  9044. 01:25:07,103 --> 01:25:08,702
  9045. - Yeah.
  9046. - Huh.
  9047.  
  9048. 1960
  9049. 01:25:08,704 --> 01:25:11,572
  9050. Mm. He doesn't love it.
  9051.  
  9052. 1961
  9053. 01:25:11,574 --> 01:25:13,774
  9054. But, you know, the whole
  9055. Shaina from accounting thing
  9056.  
  9057. 1962
  9058. 01:25:13,776 --> 01:25:14,808
  9059. kind of cancels out.
  9060.  
  9061. 1963
  9062. 01:25:14,810 --> 01:25:17,544
  9063. Right. Yeah.
  9064.  
  9065. 1964
  9066. 01:25:17,546 --> 01:25:21,315
  9067. Um, hey, can I --
  9068. can I say something?
  9069.  
  9070. 1965
  9071. 01:25:21,317 --> 01:25:22,749
  9072. Uh, no.
  9073.  
  9074. 1966
  9075. 01:25:22,751 --> 01:25:24,551
  9076. Just -- I just need
  9077. to say one thing,
  9078.  
  9079. 1967
  9080. 01:25:24,553 --> 01:25:26,553
  9081. and I'll -- I'll leave you
  9082. alone, I swear.
  9083.  
  9084. 1968
  9085. 01:25:26,555 --> 01:25:27,888
  9086. I really can't handle
  9087. a big speech right now, Ben.
  9088.  
  9089. 1969
  9090. 01:25:27,890 --> 01:25:30,591
  9091. It's not a big speech.
  9092.  
  9093. 1970
  9094. 01:25:30,593 --> 01:25:33,293
  9095. It's a medium -- medium speech.
  9096.  
  9097. 1971
  9098. 01:25:34,296 --> 01:25:36,430
  9099. Alice, you were right.
  9100.  
  9101. 1972
  9102. 01:25:36,432 --> 01:25:38,298
  9103. You were right about me.
  9104.  
  9105. 1973
  9106. 01:25:42,471 --> 01:25:43,637
  9107. I'm an asshole.
  9108.  
  9109. 1974
  9110. 01:25:43,638 --> 01:25:44,804
  9111. And you were right
  9112. about these weddings.
  9113.  
  9114. 1975
  9115. 01:25:44,807 --> 01:25:47,274
  9116. I-I can't do them on my own.
  9117. It's impossible.
  9118.  
  9119. 1976
  9120. 01:25:47,276 --> 01:25:48,375
  9121. It's 'cause you're lonely.
  9122.  
  9123. 1977
  9124. 01:25:48,377 --> 01:25:51,211
  9125. No. It's because
  9126. you're not there.
  9127.  
  9128. 1978
  9129. 01:25:51,213 --> 01:25:55,149
  9130. You're not there to -- to insult
  9131. everything that I do.
  9132.  
  9133. 1979
  9134. 01:25:55,151 --> 01:25:57,885
  9135. You're not there to make fun
  9136. of groomsmen photos
  9137.  
  9138. 1980
  9139. 01:25:57,887 --> 01:26:00,754
  9140. and -- and -- and vows
  9141. and all the other bullshit.
  9142.  
  9143. 1981
  9144. 01:26:02,525 --> 01:26:05,359
  9145. You're not there to order fish
  9146. at a fucking diner.
  9147.  
  9148. 1982
  9149. 01:26:06,862 --> 01:26:08,395
  9150. And the worst part
  9151. about all this
  9152.  
  9153. 1983
  9154. 01:26:08,397 --> 01:26:12,366
  9155. is that you're not there
  9156. because I hurt you.
  9157.  
  9158. 1984
  9159. 01:26:13,335 --> 01:26:16,170
  9160. I hurt the one person
  9161. that never deserved it.
  9162.  
  9163. 1985
  9164. 01:26:16,172 --> 01:26:18,572
  9165. And I pushed you away
  9166.  
  9167. 1986
  9168. 01:26:18,574 --> 01:26:21,208
  9169. because I'm dumb
  9170. and I'm selfish,
  9171.  
  9172. 1987
  9173. 01:26:21,210 --> 01:26:24,611
  9174. and fuck me for being too late,
  9175. but I love you, Alice.
  9176.  
  9177. 1988
  9178. 01:26:27,950 --> 01:26:29,283
  9179. You love me?
  9180.  
  9181. 1989
  9182. 01:26:29,285 --> 01:26:31,318
  9183. Of course.
  9184.  
  9185. 1990
  9186. 01:26:33,589 --> 01:26:35,622
  9187. Ben, I really...
  9188.  
  9189. 1991
  9190. 01:26:35,624 --> 01:26:36,924
  9191. Everything okay over here?
  9192.  
  9193. 1992
  9194. 01:26:37,726 --> 01:26:39,293
  9195. Uh, yeah.
  9196.  
  9197. 1993
  9198. 01:26:39,295 --> 01:26:42,262
  9199. Sorry. Nate, can we
  9200. just get five minutes?
  9201.  
  9202. 1994
  9203. 01:26:42,264 --> 01:26:45,432
  9204. Um, I should really
  9205. go back inside.
  9206.  
  9207. 1995
  9208. 01:26:46,769 --> 01:26:48,402
  9209. Bye, Ben.
  9210.  
  9211. 1996
  9212. 01:27:04,653 --> 01:27:05,719
  9213. Alice?
  9214.  
  9215. 1997
  9216. 01:27:05,721 --> 01:27:07,221
  9217. Ben! Help!
  9218.  
  9219. 1998
  9220. 01:27:07,223 --> 01:27:08,755
  9221. Dad? What's wrong?
  9222.  
  9223. 1999
  9224. 01:27:08,757 --> 01:27:10,457
  9225. I'm fucking high.
  9226.  
  9227. 2000
  9228. 01:27:10,459 --> 01:27:12,826
  9229. Jesus.
  9230. Where are you, Dad?
  9231.  
  9232. 2001
  9233. 01:27:12,828 --> 01:27:13,927
  9234. Golf course!
  9235.  
  9236. 2002
  9237. 01:27:13,929 --> 01:27:15,462
  9238. What? Golf course?
  9239.  
  9240. 2003
  9241. 01:27:15,464 --> 01:27:17,497
  9242. It's so goddamn wet over here.
  9243.  
  9244. 2004
  9245. 01:27:17,499 --> 01:27:18,665
  9246. I love you, Chuck.
  9247.  
  9248. 2005
  9249. 01:27:18,667 --> 01:27:19,700
  9250. What are you doing
  9251. at a golf course
  9252.  
  9253. 2006
  9254. 01:27:19,702 --> 01:27:20,734
  9255. at 1:00 in the morning?
  9256.  
  9257. 2007
  9258. 01:27:20,736 --> 01:27:21,735
  9259. Help me, Ben.
  9260.  
  9261. 2008
  9262. 01:27:21,737 --> 01:27:23,670
  9263. Okay, okay. I'm coming.
  9264.  
  9265. 2009
  9266. 01:27:23,672 --> 01:27:25,639
  9267. What the fuck?
  9268.  
  9269. 2010
  9270. 01:27:32,381 --> 01:27:35,415
  9271. Ah! Ben.
  9272. Thank God you're here.
  9273.  
  9274. 2011
  9275. 01:27:35,417 --> 01:27:36,817
  9276. Dad, what the hell happened?
  9277.  
  9278. 2012
  9279. 01:27:36,819 --> 01:27:38,418
  9280. It's a whole big thing, Ben.
  9281.  
  9282. 2013
  9283. 01:27:38,420 --> 01:27:40,454
  9284. We ate all this acid,
  9285. and we went nuts.
  9286.  
  9287. 2014
  9288. 01:27:40,456 --> 01:27:41,989
  9289. Why?
  9290. Why'd you do any of that?
  9291.  
  9292. 2015
  9293. 01:27:41,991 --> 01:27:43,657
  9294. It's my bachelor party, Ben.
  9295.  
  9296. 2016
  9297. 01:27:43,659 --> 01:27:45,826
  9298. It's his bachelor party, Ben.
  9299.  
  9300. 2017
  9301. 01:27:45,828 --> 01:27:47,928
  9302. It's his bachelor party, Ben.
  9303.  
  9304. 2018
  9305. 01:27:47,930 --> 01:27:50,697
  9306. Can I interest you gentlemen
  9307. in a quick trip to the diner?
  9308.  
  9309. 2019
  9310. 01:27:50,699 --> 01:27:52,766
  9311. - Yeah.
  9312. - No, no.
  9313.  
  9314. 2020
  9315. 01:27:52,768 --> 01:27:54,301
  9316. I'm dropping everyone off
  9317. at home.
  9318.  
  9319. 2021
  9320. 01:27:54,303 --> 01:27:56,637
  9321. - Aw.
  9322. - Aw, Benjamin bummer.
  9323.  
  9324. 2022
  9325. 01:27:56,639 --> 01:27:57,771
  9326. Bummer.
  9327.  
  9328. 2023
  9329. 01:27:59,475 --> 01:28:00,941
  9330. Guys, where am I going?
  9331.  
  9332. 2024
  9333. 01:28:00,943 --> 01:28:02,709
  9334. Drop them at Hanon's.
  9335.  
  9336. 2025
  9337. 01:28:02,711 --> 01:28:04,611
  9338. You got it, man.
  9339. You know where to go.
  9340.  
  9341. 2026
  9342. 01:28:04,613 --> 01:28:06,813
  9343. - I-I don't know where to go.
  9344. - Follow your heart.
  9345.  
  9346. 2027
  9347. 01:28:06,815 --> 01:28:08,649
  9348. - I don't know where to go.
  9349. - Just trust for one second.
  9350.  
  9351. 2028
  9352. 01:28:08,651 --> 01:28:11,351
  9353. - Hanon.
  9354. - Don't get into maps.
  9355.  
  9356. 2029
  9357. 01:28:11,353 --> 01:28:13,420
  9358. And I need to hear
  9359. from some expert...
  9360.  
  9361. 2030
  9362. 01:28:13,422 --> 01:28:14,955
  9363. - Dad.
  9364. - Just do it yourself.
  9365.  
  9366. 2031
  9367. 01:28:14,957 --> 01:28:16,657
  9368. - Dad.
  9369. - Yes. Do it yourself, Ben.
  9370.  
  9371. 2032
  9372. 01:28:16,659 --> 01:28:19,326
  9373. - Do it yourself.
  9374. - I'm doing this by myself.
  9375.  
  9376. 2033
  9377. 01:28:19,328 --> 01:28:22,529
  9378. - Do it yourself.
  9379. - Dad, what is Hanon's address?
  9380.  
  9381. 2034
  9382. 01:28:22,531 --> 01:28:25,332
  9383. - Thanks, Ben.
  9384. - You're the best.
  9385.  
  9386. 2035
  9387. 01:28:25,334 --> 01:28:27,301
  9388. - Thank you.
  9389. - Whoo!
  9390.  
  9391. 2036
  9392. 01:28:27,303 --> 01:28:28,835
  9393. - No, this way.
  9394. - Hey. Hey. Hey.
  9395.  
  9396. 2037
  9397. 01:28:28,837 --> 01:28:29,936
  9398. - Follow the light.
  9399. - Just --
  9400.  
  9401. 2038
  9402. 01:28:29,938 --> 01:28:31,071
  9403. - Uh, here.
  9404. - Come on, guys.
  9405.  
  9406. 2039
  9407. 01:28:31,073 --> 01:28:32,439
  9408. Get in the house.
  9409. Get in the house.
  9410.  
  9411. 2040
  9412. 01:28:32,441 --> 01:28:33,707
  9413. Whew.
  9414.  
  9415. 2041
  9416. 01:28:34,877 --> 01:28:36,943
  9417. Time to lie down.
  9418.  
  9419. 2042
  9420. 01:28:36,945 --> 01:28:38,712
  9421. Dad, I'm -- Dad, I'm driving.
  9422.  
  9423. 2043
  9424. 01:28:38,714 --> 01:28:40,714
  9425. - Bad energy from the seat.
  9426. - Okay, just -- just --
  9427.  
  9428. 2044
  9429. 01:28:40,716 --> 01:28:42,416
  9430. - I got to get back here.
  9431. - Can you tuck --
  9432.  
  9433. 2045
  9434. 01:28:42,418 --> 01:28:43,884
  9435. tuck back there?
  9436.  
  9437. 2046
  9438. 01:28:45,621 --> 01:28:49,990
  9439. Ben, I'm so glad
  9440. you're my best man.
  9441.  
  9442. 2047
  9443. 01:28:49,992 --> 01:28:51,825
  9444. I'm not your best man, Dad.
  9445.  
  9446. 2048
  9447. 01:28:51,827 --> 01:28:53,994
  9448. You're so cool.
  9449.  
  9450. 2049
  9451. 01:28:53,996 --> 01:28:56,530
  9452. You are the best, man.
  9453.  
  9454. 2050
  9455. 01:28:58,100 --> 01:29:00,067
  9456. Best man.
  9457.  
  9458. 2051
  9459. 01:29:00,703 --> 01:29:03,503
  9460. Now I get why it's called that.
  9461.  
  9462. 2052
  9463. 01:29:03,505 --> 01:29:05,605
  9464. Whew.
  9465.  
  9466. 2053
  9467. 01:29:05,607 --> 01:29:07,774
  9468. I can't wait for<i> your</i> wife.
  9469.  
  9470. 2054
  9471. 01:29:07,776 --> 01:29:09,009
  9472. Yeah, here we go.
  9473.  
  9474. 2055
  9475. 01:29:09,011 --> 01:29:11,478
  9476. You think it's gonna be Alice?
  9477.  
  9478. 2056
  9479. 01:29:12,614 --> 01:29:14,047
  9480. - No, Dad.
  9481. - Why?
  9482.  
  9483. 2057
  9484. 01:29:14,049 --> 01:29:16,116
  9485. She's so wacky.
  9486.  
  9487. 2058
  9488. 01:29:16,118 --> 01:29:17,984
  9489. We broke up.
  9490.  
  9491. 2059
  9492. 01:29:17,986 --> 01:29:20,420
  9493. Oh, no.
  9494. That's too bad.
  9495.  
  9496. 2060
  9497. 01:29:21,724 --> 01:29:24,791
  9498. - Hey. Hey, Ben.
  9499. - Yeah.
  9500.  
  9501. 2061
  9502. 01:29:24,793 --> 01:29:26,727
  9503. - Ben.
  9504. - Yeah, Dad.
  9505.  
  9506. 2062
  9507. 01:29:28,364 --> 01:29:30,464
  9508. Do you hate Gina?
  9509.  
  9510. 2063
  9511. 01:29:30,466 --> 01:29:32,466
  9512. - No. No, Dad.
  9513. - Tell me the fucking truth.
  9514.  
  9515. 2064
  9516. 01:29:32,468 --> 01:29:34,000
  9517. - Do you hate Gina?
  9518. - I don't hate Gina.
  9519.  
  9520. 2065
  9521. 01:29:34,002 --> 01:29:36,570
  9522. Then why are you so mad
  9523. about us?
  9524.  
  9525. 2066
  9526. 01:29:37,606 --> 01:29:39,840
  9527. I'm not mad, Dad.
  9528. I just --
  9529.  
  9530. 2067
  9531. 01:29:40,943 --> 01:29:44,611
  9532. Dad, you're a little bit hard
  9533. to root for sometimes.
  9534.  
  9535. 2068
  9536. 01:29:46,415 --> 01:29:50,384
  9537. When you and Mom split,
  9538. it really messed me up.
  9539.  
  9540. 2069
  9541. 01:29:50,386 --> 01:29:52,119
  9542. And I just decided I didn't
  9543. want to be like you guys.
  9544.  
  9545. 2070
  9546. 01:29:52,121 --> 01:29:53,754
  9547. I just wanted to find the one
  9548.  
  9549. 2071
  9550. 01:29:53,756 --> 01:29:57,124
  9551. and -- and hang on to her
  9552. forever.
  9553.  
  9554. 2072
  9555. 01:29:58,694 --> 01:30:00,761
  9556. And now I'm completely alone.
  9557.  
  9558. 2073
  9559. 01:30:00,763 --> 01:30:02,863
  9560. So...
  9561.  
  9562. 2074
  9563. 01:30:02,865 --> 01:30:05,599
  9564. And you're just moving on
  9565. to your next family.
  9566.  
  9567. 2075
  9568. 01:30:05,601 --> 01:30:06,933
  9569. Ben.
  9570.  
  9571. 2076
  9572. 01:30:06,935 --> 01:30:09,936
  9573. I'm sorry that your mother and I
  9574. splitting up
  9575.  
  9576. 2077
  9577. 01:30:09,938 --> 01:30:12,105
  9578. hurt you so much.
  9579.  
  9580. 2078
  9581. 01:30:12,107 --> 01:30:14,608
  9582. What she and I had was great.
  9583.  
  9584. 2079
  9585. 01:30:15,411 --> 01:30:17,043
  9586. I'd be nothing
  9587. if I hadn't met her,
  9588.  
  9589. 2080
  9590. 01:30:17,045 --> 01:30:19,045
  9591. and I wouldn't have you.
  9592.  
  9593. 2081
  9594. 01:30:20,449 --> 01:30:21,715
  9595. And, buddy...
  9596.  
  9597. 2082
  9598. 01:30:23,118 --> 01:30:27,421
  9599. ...as long as I'm alive,
  9600. you will never be alone.
  9601.  
  9602. 2083
  9603. 01:30:34,463 --> 01:30:35,962
  9604. Hey, Ben?
  9605.  
  9606. 2084
  9607. 01:30:35,964 --> 01:30:37,664
  9608. Yeah, Dad.
  9609.  
  9610. 2085
  9611. 01:30:37,666 --> 01:30:39,800
  9612. Can we do drive-through?
  9613.  
  9614. 2086
  9615. 01:30:39,802 --> 01:30:42,068
  9616. Sure. Is there somewhere
  9617. you want to go?
  9618.  
  9619. 2087
  9620. 01:30:42,070 --> 01:30:43,737
  9621. Zapburger.
  9622.  
  9623. 2088
  9624. 01:30:44,673 --> 01:30:47,174
  9625. Where is -- What --
  9626. What is Zapburger?
  9627.  
  9628. 2089
  9629. 01:30:47,176 --> 01:30:52,546
  9630. They get a patty
  9631. made with organic soy meat,
  9632.  
  9633. 2090
  9634. 01:30:52,548 --> 01:30:54,748
  9635. and they cook it with lasers.
  9636.  
  9637. 2091
  9638. 01:30:56,018 --> 01:30:58,051
  9639. It's a perfect burger.
  9640.  
  9641. 2092
  9642. 01:30:59,488 --> 01:31:01,021
  9643. Okay, Dad.
  9644.  
  9645. 2093
  9646. 01:31:03,692 --> 01:31:06,827
  9647. Don't take the freeway.
  9648. Take surface streets.
  9649.  
  9650. 2094
  9651. 01:31:09,798 --> 01:31:11,998
  9652. Holy shit.
  9653.  
  9654. 2095
  9655. 01:31:14,236 --> 01:31:15,635
  9656. Hey, everyone.
  9657.  
  9658. 2096
  9659. 01:31:15,637 --> 01:31:17,471
  9660. Thanks for coming.
  9661.  
  9662. 2097
  9663. 01:31:17,473 --> 01:31:19,139
  9664. I'm Ben,
  9665.  
  9666. 2098
  9667. 01:31:19,141 --> 01:31:22,209
  9668. and most of you here
  9669. probably know me as Chuck's son.
  9670.  
  9671. 2099
  9672. 01:31:22,211 --> 01:31:24,244
  9673. And if you're wondering
  9674. why<i> I'm</i> up here
  9675.  
  9676. 2100
  9677. 01:31:24,246 --> 01:31:28,014
  9678. giving<i> his</i> best man speech,
  9679. so am I.
  9680.  
  9681. 2101
  9682. 01:31:30,819 --> 01:31:35,555
  9683. Truth is, I put up
  9684. a pretty big stink
  9685.  
  9686. 2102
  9687. 01:31:35,557 --> 01:31:36,857
  9688. about all this.
  9689.  
  9690. 2103
  9691. 01:31:36,859 --> 01:31:39,826
  9692. I-I just didn't want to do it.
  9693.  
  9694. 2104
  9695. 01:31:40,729 --> 01:31:44,798
  9696. To me, a third marriage
  9697. was ill-advised.
  9698.  
  9699. 2105
  9700. 01:31:44,800 --> 01:31:48,034
  9701. I mean, hell, even a second one
  9702. was hard to swallow.
  9703.  
  9704. 2106
  9705. 01:31:49,738 --> 01:31:53,540
  9706. But also, I just didn't get it.
  9707.  
  9708. 2107
  9709. 01:31:53,542 --> 01:31:54,808
  9710. - Ah.
  9711. - Thank you.
  9712.  
  9713. 2108
  9714. 01:31:54,810 --> 01:31:57,010
  9715. I believed
  9716. in things like fate
  9717.  
  9718. 2109
  9719. 01:31:57,012 --> 01:31:58,678
  9720. and love at first sight,
  9721.  
  9722. 2110
  9723. 01:31:58,680 --> 01:32:00,514
  9724. that once you found the one...
  9725.  
  9726. 2111
  9727. 01:32:00,516 --> 01:32:01,948
  9728. Yay.
  9729.  
  9730. 2112
  9731. 01:32:01,950 --> 01:32:03,650
  9732. ...that was the ballgame.
  9733.  
  9734. 2113
  9735. 01:32:03,652 --> 01:32:05,085
  9736. Chuck.
  9737.  
  9738. 2114
  9739. 01:32:05,087 --> 01:32:07,988
  9740. But the truth is,
  9741.  
  9742. 2115
  9743. 01:32:07,990 --> 01:32:11,591
  9744. if you spend your whole life
  9745. looking for perfect...
  9746.  
  9747. 2116
  9748. 01:32:15,931 --> 01:32:17,998
  9749. ...you wind up with nothing.
  9750.  
  9751. 2117
  9752. 01:32:25,607 --> 01:32:28,775
  9753. See, there are many innings
  9754. to this ballgame.
  9755.  
  9756. 2118
  9757. 01:32:29,311 --> 01:32:32,112
  9758. And I don't think
  9759. love is about chance run-ins
  9760.  
  9761. 2119
  9762. 01:32:32,114 --> 01:32:33,179
  9763. or cute accidents.
  9764.  
  9765. 2120
  9766. 01:32:34,550 --> 01:32:36,783
  9767. It's simpler than that.
  9768.  
  9769. 2121
  9770. 01:32:36,785 --> 01:32:40,887
  9771. It's about finding someone
  9772. you want to hang out with
  9773.  
  9774. 2122
  9775. 01:32:40,889 --> 01:32:44,090
  9776. as long as humanly possible
  9777. and just...
  9778.  
  9779. 2123
  9780. 01:32:46,261 --> 01:32:48,328
  9781. ...just trying
  9782. not to screw it up.
  9783.  
  9784. 2124
  9785. 01:32:52,067 --> 01:32:54,067
  9786. Keep going.
  9787.  
  9788. 2125
  9789. 01:32:55,737 --> 01:32:57,270
  9790. But you will mess up.
  9791.  
  9792. 2126
  9793. 01:32:59,708 --> 01:33:03,176
  9794. No matter how hard you try,
  9795. you'll get in your own way.
  9796.  
  9797. 2127
  9798. 01:33:07,115 --> 01:33:09,783
  9799. But if you can learn
  9800. from your mistakes...
  9801.  
  9802. 2128
  9803. 01:33:12,187 --> 01:33:15,622
  9804. You know you don't deserve
  9805. a second chance, right?
  9806.  
  9807. 2129
  9808. 01:33:15,624 --> 01:33:17,090
  9809. Oh, yeah.
  9810.  
  9811. 2130
  9812. 01:33:19,027 --> 01:33:20,961
  9813. ...you might
  9814. just build something...
  9815.  
  9816. 2131
  9817. 01:33:23,832 --> 01:33:25,065
  9818. ...even better.
  9819.  
  9820. 2132
  9821. 01:33:26,368 --> 01:33:28,335
  9822. So I'd like to raise a glass.
  9823.  
  9824. 2133
  9825. 01:33:30,205 --> 01:33:35,308
  9826. Gina, Dad, congratulations.
  9827.  
  9828. 2134
  9829. 01:33:44,620 --> 01:33:46,319
  9830. - You, get in here.
  9831. - Yeah.
  9832.  
  9833. 2135
  9834. 01:33:46,321 --> 01:33:47,887
  9835. Come on, come on, come on.
  9836.  
  9837. 2136
  9838. 01:33:47,889 --> 01:33:50,924
  9839. - Hoo.
  9840. - All right. I'm in. I'm in.
  9841.  
  9842. 2137
  9843. 01:33:54,696 --> 01:33:57,397
  9844. Oh, my God. I have heard
  9845. so much about you.
  9846.  
  9847. 2138
  9848. 01:34:09,378 --> 01:34:10,944
  9849. That's it?
  9850.  
  9851. 2139
  9852. 01:34:10,946 --> 01:34:13,046
  9853. What do you --
  9854. What do you mean, that's it?
  9855.  
  9856. 2140
  9857. 01:34:13,048 --> 01:34:15,248
  9858. You cannot shout out
  9859. your dad's divorces.
  9860.  
  9861. 2141
  9862. 01:34:15,250 --> 01:34:17,217
  9863. That's insane.
  9864. Gina's gonna kill you.
  9865.  
  9866. 2142
  9867. 01:34:17,219 --> 01:34:18,385
  9868. I'm just trying to be honest.
  9869.  
  9870. 2143
  9871. 01:34:18,387 --> 01:34:19,986
  9872. Then be honest.
  9873.  
  9874. 2144
  9875. 01:34:19,988 --> 01:34:22,022
  9876. Say, "I learned about love
  9877.  
  9878. 2145
  9879. 01:34:22,024 --> 01:34:25,892
  9880. after I hurt Alice
  9881. and then came crawling back."
  9882.  
  9883. 2146
  9884. 01:34:25,894 --> 01:34:27,994
  9885. I did not come
  9886. crawling back to you.
  9887.  
  9888. 2147
  9889. 01:34:27,996 --> 01:34:31,865
  9890. Oh, you fucking crawled.
  9891. You crawled, Benjamin.
  9892.  
  9893. 2148
  9894. 01:34:31,867 --> 01:34:33,366
  9895. If anything,<i> you</i> crawled back.
  9896.  
  9897. 2149
  9898. 01:34:33,368 --> 01:34:35,402
  9899. Don't you fucking dare.
  9900.  
  9901. 2150
  9902. 01:34:35,404 --> 01:34:37,270
  9903. You did. You literally
  9904. waited for me to come home,
  9905.  
  9906. 2151
  9907. 01:34:37,272 --> 01:34:38,838
  9908. and then you kissed me
  9909. real good.
  9910.  
  9911. 2152
  9912. 01:34:38,840 --> 01:34:40,707
  9913. That's not how I remember it.
  9914.  
  9915. 2153
  9916. 01:34:40,709 --> 01:34:42,275
  9917. Alice, are you actually
  9918. gonna help me with this speech?
  9919.  
  9920. 2154
  9921. 01:34:42,277 --> 01:34:43,877
  9922. Yes. Okay, Ben.
  9923. Why don't you end it
  9924.  
  9925. 2155
  9926. 01:34:43,879 --> 01:34:45,679
  9927. with "boom-shakalaka"?
  9928.  
  9929. 2156
  9930. 01:34:45,681 --> 01:34:47,347
  9931. Hell, yes.
  9932.  
  9933. 2157
  9934. 01:34:47,349 --> 01:34:49,149
  9935. I didn't expect that!
  9936.  
  9937. 2158
  9938. 01:35:15,143 --> 01:35:17,844
  9939. ♪ What you want ♪
  9940.  
  9941. 2159
  9942. 01:35:17,846 --> 01:35:24,050
  9943. ♪ Is just outside your reach ♪
  9944.  
  9945. 2160
  9946. 01:35:24,052 --> 01:35:26,419
  9947. ♪ You keep on searchin' ♪
  9948.  
  9949. 2161
  9950. 01:35:27,489 --> 01:35:30,790
  9951. ♪ You're walking down ♪
  9952.  
  9953. 2162
  9954. 01:35:30,792 --> 01:35:36,930
  9955. ♪ That Pensacola beach ♪
  9956.  
  9957. 2163
  9958. 01:35:36,932 --> 01:35:39,499
  9959. ♪ You keep repeatin' ♪
  9960.  
  9961. 2164
  9962. 01:35:41,136 --> 01:35:48,041
  9963. ♪ While you're waiting
  9964. for that sound ♪
  9965.  
  9966. 2165
  9967. 01:35:48,043 --> 01:35:54,414
  9968. ♪ Apparatus to the ground ♪
  9969.  
  9970. 2166
  9971. 01:35:54,416 --> 01:36:00,520
  9972. ♪ You're stealin'
  9973. from the lost and found ♪
  9974.  
  9975. 2167
  9976. 01:36:00,522 --> 01:36:02,388
  9977. ♪ What you find ♪
  9978.  
  9979. 2168
  9980. 01:36:03,258 --> 01:36:06,259
  9981. ♪ Ain't what you had in mind ♪
  9982.  
  9983. 2169
  9984. 01:36:21,009 --> 01:36:24,210
  9985. ♪ Until you find ♪
  9986.  
  9987. 2170
  9988. 01:36:24,212 --> 01:36:30,550
  9989. ♪ Your Rolex in the sand ♪
  9990.  
  9991. 2171
  9992. 01:36:30,552 --> 01:36:33,787
  9993. ♪ You won't be stopping ♪
  9994.  
  9995. 2172
  9996. 01:36:34,389 --> 01:36:39,292
  9997. ♪ Until that solid gold ♪
  9998.  
  9999. 2173
  10000. 01:36:39,294 --> 01:36:42,996
  10001. ♪ Is in your hand ♪
  10002.  
  10003. 2174
  10004. 01:36:44,065 --> 01:36:48,101
  10005. ♪ You'll be happy ♪
  10006.  
  10007. 2175
  10008. 01:36:48,103 --> 01:36:54,440
  10009. ♪ Call your office
  10010. on the phone ♪
  10011.  
  10012. 2176
  10013. 01:36:54,442 --> 01:37:01,281
  10014. ♪ And say you won't
  10015. be coming home ♪
  10016.  
  10017. 2177
  10018. 01:37:01,283 --> 01:37:03,817
  10019. ♪ You've found your ♪
  10020.  
  10021. 2178
  10022. 01:37:04,486 --> 01:37:08,121
  10023. ♪ Vacation zone ♪
  10024.  
  10025. 2179
  10026. 01:37:08,123 --> 01:37:10,323
  10027. ♪ Oh ♪
  10028.  
  10029. 2180
  10030. 01:37:13,395 --> 01:37:16,563
  10031. ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
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