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  1. Opening
  2.  
  3. "Reactor 1 output satisfactory."
  4.  
  5. "Balancer adjusted to 0003!"
  6.  
  7. "Anchors aweigh."
  8.  
  9. "Anti-gravity plant check. Nos. 1, 2, 3 OK!!"
  10.  
  11. "Release the sails, solar level 288!"
  12.  
  13. "The opportunity is ripe. At this moment, it is time to show our power!"
  14.  
  15. "Dream Land, full of degradation, will change by my hands!"
  16.  
  17. Chapter 1
  18.  
  19. Axe Knight: "K, Kirby has arrived! He is flying directly here!"
  20.  
  21. Waddle Dee: "Oh me! Oh my! What do we do!?"
  22.  
  23. Mace Knight: "He mustn't get in the way!"
  24.  
  25. Captain Vul: "Sir Meta Knight, how shall we proceed?"
  26.  
  27. Meta Knight: "All near the deck prepare for battle! All others assume for takeoff!"
  28.  
  29. ...
  30.  
  31. Axe Knight: "Kirby is inside the rocket valve!"
  32.  
  33. Captain Vul: "Throw Heavy Lobster! Quickly!"
  34.  
  35. ...
  36.  
  37. Mace Knight: "Behind the nozzle, Kirby's in combat!"
  38.  
  39. Meta Knight: "Initiate takeoff! Blow Kirby away!"
  40.  
  41. Axe Knight: "OK! Main engine ignition!"
  42.  
  43. Captain Vul: "Now! Takeoff!"
  44.  
  45. Chapter 2
  46.  
  47. Axe Knight: "Kirby looks to have been blown to the ocean."
  48.  
  49. Mace Knight: "Whew. That was close."
  50.  
  51. Captain Vul: "This flying battleship, Halberd, will now conquer Dream Land!"
  52.  
  53. Meta Knight: "First a test. Target, Grape Garden!"
  54.  
  55. ...
  56.  
  57. Axe Knight: "Kirby is in flight!"
  58.  
  59. Mace Knight: "Cannon preparations, okey-doke. Can we fire 1 shot??"
  60.  
  61. Captain Vul: "Yes, blast away! With a boom!!"
  62.  
  63. Chapter 3
  64.  
  65. Axe Knight: "Kirby repelled! He looks to have fallen in the forest."
  66.  
  67. Captain Vul: "All right. He won't catch up in time."
  68.  
  69. Waddle Dee: "Is that so?"
  70.  
  71. Chapter 4
  72.  
  73. Axe Knight: "Dyna Blade was shot down!"
  74.  
  75. Mace Knight: "But! But! Kirby is on the deck!"
  76.  
  77. Meta Knight: "At ease. We should handle this calmly."
  78.  
  79. Captain Vul: "You lot! Get Kirby!"
  80.  
  81. ...
  82.  
  83. Meta Knight: "We have you now! Kirby!"
  84.  
  85. Captain Vul: "Now you will know the power of the Meta-Knights!"
  86.  
  87. Waddle Dee: "Fight!"
  88.  
  89. ...
  90.  
  91. Mace Knight: "Kirby's trying to leave the deck."
  92.  
  93. Captain Vul: "Then, divert him to the front of the cannon."
  94.  
  95. ...
  96.  
  97. Captain Vul: "Did he find the...?"
  98.  
  99. Mace Knight: "What the hey? This is..."
  100.  
  101. ...
  102.  
  103. Axe Knight: "Kirby's position, approaching Combo Cannon."
  104.  
  105. Captain Vul: "This will blast him to bits. Gahahahahahahahah!"
  106.  
  107. Waddle Dee: "Ahahahahahahah!"
  108.  
  109. Captain Vul: "Gahahahahagahahahahah! Gahahahagahahah! Hoo."
  110.  
  111. Chapter 5
  112.  
  113. Mace Knight: "The cannon's a wreck! We can't use it!"
  114.  
  115. Captain Vul: "What was that!? B, but that's impossible!!"
  116.  
  117. Axe Knight: "Kirby's position, heading towards the left wing."
  118.  
  119. ...
  120.  
  121. Axe Knight: "Serious damage to the left wing! Damage area, approx. 74%!"
  122.  
  123. Captain Vul: "G-gag!!"
  124.  
  125. Mace Knight: "The left and right balance is mucking up!"
  126.  
  127. Meta Knight: "Contract the sails! Lower the right wing's float power!!"
  128.  
  129. ...
  130.  
  131. Axe Knight: "Kirby is moving through the ducts."
  132.  
  133. Captain Vul: "What is he trying to do?"
  134.  
  135. Waddle Dee: "Is he lost?"
  136.  
  137. Captain Vul: "Wait a sec...I thought of a good idea. Hoho."
  138.  
  139. ...
  140.  
  141. Captain Vul: "He got into the weapons cache...?"
  142.  
  143. Mace Knight: "Eeny, meeny, miny, moe."
  144.  
  145. ...
  146.  
  147. Captain Vul: "Ready to go?"
  148.  
  149. Axe Knight: "Are you positive about this?"
  150.  
  151. Mace Knight: "Pff. Surely we'll regret this."
  152.  
  153. Captain Vul: "Nitpickers! To defeat him, now is our only chance!"
  154.  
  155. Captain Vul: "2nd time's the charm! Launch Heavy Lobster!"
  156.  
  157. ...
  158.  
  159. Captain Vul: "Buhyahyahyahyah! Crush, crush!"
  160.  
  161. Axe Knight: "Aah, it's breaking our battleship..."
  162.  
  163. Captain Vul: "Don't sweat the small stuff! Pound away!"
  164.  
  165. ...
  166.  
  167. Axe Knight: "Aah! Heavy Lobster's eyes have been compromised!"
  168.  
  169. Captain Vul: "What the-! Paint ability too!?"
  170.  
  171. Mace Knight: "It's no good! It doesn't know if it's looking left or right!!"
  172.  
  173. Captain Vul: "Oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no! Blast it ALL!"
  174.  
  175. Chapter 6
  176.  
  177. Mace Knight: "In Heavy Lobster's explosion, the right wing broke!"
  178.  
  179. Captain Vul: "Huh, hmm. With the left and right broken, it's smooth sailing."
  180.  
  181. Meta Knight: "........."
  182.  
  183. Axe Knight: "Kirby is along the outer wall, seemingly heading to the base of the battleship."
  184.  
  185. ...
  186.  
  187. Mace Knight: "Whaa!? Kirby's disappeared from the radar!"
  188.  
  189. Captain Vul: "Did we lose him!? Keep scanning!"
  190.  
  191. Meta Knight: "He seems to have himself in the clouds...He'll come out sooner or later."
  192.  
  193. ...
  194.  
  195. Axe Knight: "Kirby has advanced straight to the base of the battleship."
  196.  
  197. Captain Vul: "It's a weak place...But the wind is strong."
  198.  
  199. Waddle Dee: "Cold."
  200.  
  201. Axe Knight: "High."
  202.  
  203. Mace Knight: "And scary."
  204.  
  205. Captain Vul: ".........You people."
  206.  
  207. ...
  208.  
  209. Mace Knight: Aaahh! My stash of the tomato and 1 up g'ahhh!"
  210.  
  211. Captain Vul: "So you were the one hoarding them!? You idiot!"
  212.  
  213. Waddle Dee: (...They look delicious.)
  214.  
  215. ...
  216.  
  217. Axe Knight: "Kirby is headed for the reactor!"
  218.  
  219. Mace Knight: "If we lose power, this time we're out for sure!!"
  220.  
  221. Captain Vul: "Never fear. None of Kirby's attacks will do anything to the reactor!"
  222.  
  223. Waddle Dee: "So long as reflected lasers don't hit the reactor, it will be invincible."
  224.  
  225. Captain Vul: "SHHHHHHHHH! Don't jinx it!"
  226.  
  227. ...
  228.  
  229. Axe Knight: "The reactor has been destroyed!"
  230.  
  231. Mace Knight: "The Wheelie power sources are escaping!"
  232.  
  233. Captain Vul: "Eeeyah, what are they DOING!?"
  234.  
  235. Chapter 7
  236.  
  237. Axe Knight: "All components malfunctioning! 3rd & 5th engines halted!"
  238.  
  239. Mace Knight: "It's so junked! We're gonna go down!"
  240.  
  241. Meta Knight: (We've failed...But this was doomed from the start.)
  242.  
  243. Meta Knight: "Attention all crew! Evacuate ship immediately!!"
  244.  
  245. Captain Vul: "AIEEE! This ship is done for!! I gotta escape!"
  246.  
  247. ...
  248.  
  249. Captain Vul: "Well, I'm escaping! Please don't think badly of me!"
  250.  
  251. Meta Knight: "Now, next is your turn to escape."
  252.  
  253. Axe Knight: "No, I will accompany you to the end!"
  254.  
  255. Mace Knight: "Let's clobber that there Kirby, then all escape together!"
  256.  
  257. Meta Knight: ".........................."
  258.  
  259. Meta Knight: "...You want to perish in vain. Do as you please."
  260.  
  261. Meta Knight: (...I'm sorry.)
  262.  
  263. ...
  264.  
  265. Axe Knight: "Wait, Kirby!"
  266.  
  267. Mace Knight: "From here, you can't go any further!
  268.  
  269. Axe Knight: "Sir Meta Knight, please take care of the rest!"
  270.  
  271. Mace Knight: "We ain't any good, so we'll go on ahead!"
  272.  
  273. ...
  274.  
  275. Meta Knight: "This is the end! Kirby!! Come fight!!"
  276.  
  277. Waddle Dee: (Be still, my beating heart.)
  278.  
  279. ...
  280.  
  281. Meta Knight: "I won't let you escape!"
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