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- Freedom Boy™: what the fuck do you want
- talon: motocross jackets
- Freedom Boy™: die
- talon: gasleen
- talon: put me in a gaming wheelchair
- talon: so i can motochair
- 11:02 PM - Freedom Boy™: boku no pico and chill?
- 11:01 PM - Big Boss: that was a one time thing.
- 11:01 PM - Big Boss: never again.
- Talon(SCHOOL): poetic structure is the layout of a story with poetic devices, and it is important because if it wasn't there i would not know what the shithole
- Talon(SKYPE): I'm gonna go piss myself
- Talon(SKYPE): I mean take a piss.
- GrgakGames: I wish talon was my dad
- GrgakGames: did nothing about it so I called maitenence
- GrgakGames: and they came by
- actual cannibal shia lebeouf: wandows
- GrgakGames: and fucking took my fucking toilet
- talon: ss.rawoge i mynvo aslves.s a lot of nut kicking, watch out kid.
- GrgakGames: I'm finishing up my game review for simpsons p2.
- What should I do next.
- talon: simpsons hit and run
- GrgakGames: Undertale is a fantastic game with a community of either 12 year olds or 50 year olds who act like 12 years olds
- GrgakGames: Talon please no more simpsons
- talon: review .Hack
- GrgakGames: Which one?
- talon: the first quadrilogy
- GrgakGames: why do you want me to kill myself
- GrgakGames: why can't you just be like
- talon: i beat it when i was 7
- talon: you have no right to bitch
- Snax / Drake: The kid starts to do it on their own
- talon: in seconds
- GrgakGames: I asked me dad why and he fucking said it's because i'm very tender down there
- ? Big Boss: MoM PoRN
- ? Big Boss: ?
- Snax / Drake: I'm fucking gay
- Snax / Drake: Did you really draw Mickey mouse pants last weekend? I'm still trying to figure it out.
- the answer is yes, snax.
- Snax / Drake: sup cup snalon
- talon: thinking on whether I should start smoking weed
- actual cannibal shia lebeouf: do it faggot
- actual cannibal shia lebeouf: Go drink bubble liquid you vegan hermadaphodite?
- talon: idefk what that is
- talon: MGS5 is good, and the story is subpar sure
- talon: but did you even listen to the cassettes?
- GrgakGames: oh my god talon is actually talking i'm so scared right now
- talon: yeah my fingers work
- GrgakGames: I can't be here right now i'm freaked out
- Doc: All I see
- Doc: Is a sea of +reps
- Doc: There arent even comments
- ???????: Her name is Metal Deer Elf Lady.
- ???????: I also made one called Fatface.
- ???????: Her face imploded.
- ? PVT. Numbnut: sounds tragic
- ???????: No, like her face is literally all polygons.
- ???????: She looks like those training enemies on Super Smash Bros.
- Solid Snake: huh, interesting.
- Solid Snake: tuxedo
- Doc: I have a friend on steam
- Doc: Whos lvl 39
- Doc: And hes 12
- Doc: And hes not cancer
- ? PVT. Numbnut: levels = maturity confirmed
- Doc: kek
- ????: also you can fist little kids in the game
- ????: shit i mean rocket punch
- ????: *DISREGARD DISREGARD*
- talon: do you enjoy fisting kids?
- ????: depends
- talon: on what?
- ????: if it's a ROCKETO PAUNCHHHHHH
- ????: or not
- talon: ZOOM-U PUNCH-U
- ????: ROKETO PUNCHO OVERDRIVUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
- Talon: the gun's not even on rookie
- Chick-Fil-A Lady: Only one refill!
- Talon: lady you said unlimited refills.
- unskilled: pulling a gun on people in the hood prank gone wrong
- Talon: i put a lot of pain and suffering into this prank, literally.
- Talon: Frying my friend prank (GONE SEXUAL!)
- unskilled: Frying my friend prank (GONE EDIBLE)
- 9:04 AM - festive talon: what about CPU DESTRUCTOR
- 9:05 AM - m?sic: lol
- 9:09 AM - festive talon: or what about NON-COOLED PROCESSING UNIT RUNFAST-ALIZER
- 9:10 AM - m?sic: FRYING MY FRIEND'S CPU PRANK (GONE SEXUAL)
- 9:10 AM - festive talon: lmao
- 3:28 PM - Klaue: heyo
- 3:28 PM - Klaue: wanna practice?
- 3:28 PM - underskilled: meyo
- 3:28 PM - underskilled: sure
- 3:28 PM - Klaue: ell mayo
- 3:28 PM - Klaue: for the terrorist on the move
- 3:28 PM - underskilled: el mayo
- 3:28 PM - underskilled: authentic mexican mayonnaise
- 3:29 PM - underskilled: for the terrorist who lives in mexico
- 10:34 AM - spooky cat?: name one spanish christian who doesnt snort cocaine off his bible
- 10:34 AM - [UG] Cadikid65: well uhhh
- 10:35 AM - spooky cat?: fucking right
- 10:35 AM - [UG] Cadikid65: Carlos Santamariaesteveztorresdibesgecliesatanjosedurkadurkatorres
- 10:35 AM - [UG] Cadikid65: there are a lot more
- 10:35 AM - [UG] Cadikid65: but uhhh
- 10:36 AM - [UG] Cadikid65: did i answer your question correclty
- 10:36 AM - spooky cat?: kinda
- 3:46 PM - unS: the tec-9's description
- 3:46 PM - unS: An ideal pistol for the Terrorist on the move, the Tec-9 is lethal in close quarters and features a high magazine capacity.
- 3:46 PM - Cadikid65: ell mayo
- 3:46 PM - unS: elemental mayonnaise
- 3:47 PM - unS: "for the terrorist on the move"
- 2:16 PM - spooky cat?: were building up piles of tlaons.
- 2:17 PM - spooky cat?: its starting to smell.
- 2:17 PM - Cadikid65: remember that pit i made in the back yard
- 2:17 PM - Cadikid65: dump them in there
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