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  1. Freedom Boy™: what the fuck do you want
  2. talon: motocross jackets
  3. Freedom Boy™: die
  4. talon: gasleen
  5. talon: put me in a gaming wheelchair
  6. talon: so i can motochair
  7.  
  8. 11:02 PM - Freedom Boy™: boku no pico and chill?
  9. 11:01 PM - Big Boss: that was a one time thing.
  10. 11:01 PM - Big Boss: never again.
  11.  
  12. Talon(SCHOOL): poetic structure is the layout of a story with poetic devices, and it is important because if it wasn't there i would not know what the shithole
  13.  
  14. Talon(SKYPE): I'm gonna go piss myself
  15. Talon(SKYPE): I mean take a piss.
  16.  
  17. GrgakGames: I wish talon was my dad
  18.  
  19. GrgakGames: did nothing about it so I called maitenence
  20. GrgakGames: and they came by
  21. actual cannibal shia lebeouf: wandows
  22. GrgakGames: and fucking took my fucking toilet
  23. talon: ss.rawoge i mynvo aslves.s a lot of nut kicking, watch out kid.
  24.  
  25. GrgakGames: I'm finishing up my game review for simpsons p2.
  26. What should I do next.
  27. talon: simpsons hit and run
  28. GrgakGames: Undertale is a fantastic game with a community of either 12 year olds or 50 year olds who act like 12 years olds
  29. GrgakGames: Talon please no more simpsons
  30.  
  31. talon: review .Hack
  32. GrgakGames: Which one?
  33. talon: the first quadrilogy
  34. GrgakGames: why do you want me to kill myself
  35. GrgakGames: why can't you just be like
  36. talon: i beat it when i was 7
  37. talon: you have no right to bitch
  38.  
  39. Snax / Drake: The kid starts to do it on their own
  40. talon: in seconds
  41. GrgakGames: I asked me dad why and he fucking said it's because i'm very tender down there
  42.  
  43. ? Big Boss: MoM PoRN
  44. ? Big Boss: ?
  45.  
  46. Snax / Drake: I'm fucking gay
  47. Snax / Drake: Did you really draw Mickey mouse pants last weekend? I'm still trying to figure it out.
  48. the answer is yes, snax.
  49.  
  50. Snax / Drake: sup cup snalon
  51. talon: thinking on whether I should start smoking weed
  52. actual cannibal shia lebeouf: do it faggot
  53.  
  54. actual cannibal shia lebeouf: Go drink bubble liquid you vegan hermadaphodite?
  55. talon: idefk what that is
  56.  
  57. talon: MGS5 is good, and the story is subpar sure
  58. talon: but did you even listen to the cassettes?
  59. GrgakGames: oh my god talon is actually talking i'm so scared right now
  60. talon: yeah my fingers work
  61. GrgakGames: I can't be here right now i'm freaked out
  62.  
  63.  
  64. Doc: All I see
  65. Doc: Is a sea of +reps
  66. Doc: There arent even comments
  67.  
  68. ???????: Her name is Metal Deer Elf Lady.
  69. ???????: I also made one called Fatface.
  70. ???????: Her face imploded.
  71. ? PVT. Numbnut: sounds tragic
  72. ???????: No, like her face is literally all polygons.
  73. ???????: She looks like those training enemies on Super Smash Bros.
  74.  
  75. Solid Snake: huh, interesting.
  76. Solid Snake: tuxedo
  77.  
  78. Doc: I have a friend on steam
  79. Doc: Whos lvl 39
  80. Doc: And hes 12
  81. Doc: And hes not cancer
  82. ? PVT. Numbnut: levels = maturity confirmed
  83. Doc: kek
  84.  
  85. ????: also you can fist little kids in the game
  86. ????: shit i mean rocket punch
  87. ????: *DISREGARD DISREGARD*
  88. talon: do you enjoy fisting kids?
  89. ????: depends
  90. talon: on what?
  91. ????: if it's a ROCKETO PAUNCHHHHHH
  92. ????: or not
  93. talon: ZOOM-U PUNCH-U
  94. ????: ROKETO PUNCHO OVERDRIVUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
  95.  
  96.  
  97. Talon: the gun's not even on rookie
  98.  
  99. Chick-Fil-A Lady: Only one refill!
  100. Talon: lady you said unlimited refills.
  101.  
  102.  
  103. unskilled: pulling a gun on people in the hood prank gone wrong
  104. Talon: i put a lot of pain and suffering into this prank, literally.
  105.  
  106. Talon: Frying my friend prank (GONE SEXUAL!)
  107. unskilled: Frying my friend prank (GONE EDIBLE)
  108.  
  109. 9:04 AM - festive talon: what about CPU DESTRUCTOR
  110. 9:05 AM - m?sic: lol
  111. 9:09 AM - festive talon: or what about NON-COOLED PROCESSING UNIT RUNFAST-ALIZER
  112. 9:10 AM - m?sic: FRYING MY FRIEND'S CPU PRANK (GONE SEXUAL)
  113. 9:10 AM - festive talon: lmao
  114.  
  115.  
  116. 3:28 PM - Klaue: heyo
  117. 3:28 PM - Klaue: wanna practice?
  118. 3:28 PM - underskilled: meyo
  119. 3:28 PM - underskilled: sure
  120. 3:28 PM - Klaue: ell mayo
  121. 3:28 PM - Klaue: for the terrorist on the move
  122. 3:28 PM - underskilled: el mayo
  123. 3:28 PM - underskilled: authentic mexican mayonnaise
  124. 3:29 PM - underskilled: for the terrorist who lives in mexico
  125.  
  126. 10:34 AM - spooky cat?: name one spanish christian who doesnt snort cocaine off his bible
  127. 10:34 AM - [UG] Cadikid65: well uhhh
  128. 10:35 AM - spooky cat?: fucking right
  129. 10:35 AM - [UG] Cadikid65: Carlos Santamariaesteveztorresdibesgecliesatanjosedurkadurkatorres
  130. 10:35 AM - [UG] Cadikid65: there are a lot more
  131. 10:35 AM - [UG] Cadikid65: but uhhh
  132. 10:36 AM - [UG] Cadikid65: did i answer your question correclty
  133. 10:36 AM - spooky cat?: kinda
  134.  
  135.  
  136. 3:46 PM - unS: the tec-9's description
  137. 3:46 PM - unS: An ideal pistol for the Terrorist on the move, the Tec-9 is lethal in close quarters and features a high magazine capacity.
  138. 3:46 PM - Cadikid65: ell mayo
  139. 3:46 PM - unS: elemental mayonnaise
  140. 3:47 PM - unS: "for the terrorist on the move"
  141.  
  142. 2:16 PM - spooky cat?: were building up piles of tlaons.
  143. 2:17 PM - spooky cat?: its starting to smell.
  144. 2:17 PM - Cadikid65: remember that pit i made in the back yard
  145. 2:17 PM - Cadikid65: dump them in there
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