Episode 3

The Bet


(Nursery)

(Amy and Rouge stare out at the rain, wearily)

Rouge: I hate rainy days.
Amy: Yeah. There’s gotta be someone to play with.
Rouge: I don’t think so. Knuckles is meditating, Cream is sleeping and so is Tails, and Shadow is playing a video game.
Amy: I’m so bored!!
Rouge: *Sigh* (Thinks) I wonder where Sonic is.

(Kitchen)

(Sonic sneaks over to cookie jar in the dark and starts eating)

Sonic: Hmpf?
Kevin: And just what do think you’re doing?
Sonic: Ummm… Checking for poisoned cookies?
Kevin: You know those are for after dinner.
Sonic: Can’t I even have just one?
Kevin: After dinner, Sonic.

(Living Room)

Shadow: Didn’t get any cookies, huh?
Sonic: Be quiet.
Shadow: Why don’t you just admit that you have a cookie problem?
Sonic: I can stop eating cookies if I wanted to.
Shadow: You couldn’t stop if your life depended on it.
Sonic: I could stop easier than you can at video games.
Shadow: Well… You couldn’t go without cookies for a whole week.
Sonic: And you couldn’t go without games for an entire day.
Shadow: Fine I’ll go with out games and you go without cookies. Loser wears the girls’ diapers.
Sonic: You’re on.

(Kitchen)

(Vanilla is making cookies; Sonic comes in with bottle)

Sonic: Vanilla? Can I have some more…

(Sees cookies)

Vanilla: Milk?
Sonic: Cookies…
Vanilla: You want a cookie?

(Shadow peeks in, holding a diaper for girls)

Sonic: Uh… Milk.

(Shadow blows a raspberry)

(Living Room)

(Shadow is watching TV, a commercial for “Operation Starlight” plays)

Announcer: You are the only hope for saving Earth from the great armada of the Emirate of Pisces. “Operation Starlight” only for Zbox 180.
Sonic: Hey, Shadow, wanna play that?
Shadow: Go away.
Sonic: Just ease the pain and play a game.
Shadow: Go away!

(Kevin comes in)

Kevin: What’s going on?
Shadow: We’re trying to find if I can go longer without games as Sonic can without cookies.
Sonic: The loser has to wear the girls’ diapers.
Kevin: Stuff like that could get ugly.
Shadow: We are gonna find out who can survive.
Kevin: Hmm… Something is rotten in Station Square.

(Shadow blushes)

Kevin: I’ll go change you, Shadow.

(They leave)

Sonic: I HAVE to win!

(Nursery)

(Tails and cream are rolling a ball back and forth)

Cream: Is it just me, or does Sonic not look good?

(Sonic comes in zombie-like)

Sonic: Cookie… Cookie… Cookie…
Tails: Yeah, Shadow is losing it as well.

(Living Room)

(Shadow is playing with the remote)

(Sonic enters Living room)
Both: JUST GIVE UP!
Sonic: I need cookies. Just play a game or something.
Shadow: You eat some cookies first.
Sonic: No way! I am gonna win and that’s that.

(Nursery)

(Shadow is taking a nap)

Sonic: Oh, Shadow!

(Shadow gets up)

(He sees Sonic holding a copy of “Operation Starlight”)

Shadow: “Operation Starlight”!
Sonic: Wanna play.
Shadow: N-n-n-no!
Sonic: Fine. I’ll have the privilege of playing it first.

(Pops disc in Zbox 180)

Shadow: You’re sick. Wait!

(Zips off screen and comes back with cookies)

Sonic: Dah!
Shadow: Wanna cookie?
Sonic: No! Oh look, upgraded my missiles.
Shadow: Augh! (Bites a cookie) Chocolate chip!
Sonic: Laser power up!
Shadow: This one has sprinkles.
Sonic: Grr… Ooh! Mini-Boss!
Shadow: Oatmeal.
Sonic: Knock it off! Oh! Beat the Mini-Boss.
Shadow: Gingersnap.
Sonic: Dah! Oh restored my health.
Shadow: Chocolate chip!
Sonic: Power-up!
Shadow: Oatmeal!
Sonic: I’m at the boss.
Shadow: Mmhmm… Uh… Gingersnap!
Sonic: Uh… Er… Level one complete!

(Shadow and Sonic tempt each other until…)

Both: Cut it out!

(They get in a fight then Shadow’s playing the Zbox and Sonic’s scarfing down cookies)

Both: AHA! I won!
Shadow: I won!
Sonic: Did not!
Shadow: Did too!

(Kevin comes in)

Kevin: Neither of you won. You both cheated.
Son and Shad: But, but, but…
Kevin: And speaking of that… You remember the wager?
Sonic: Oh no.

(Hallway)

(Kevin opens nursery door come on out)

Sonic: Do we have to do this?
Kevin: Yes.

(Sonic and Shadow come out wearing girls’ diapers; they are not thrilled)

Kevin: Go on out, your public waits.

(They leave muttering)

Kevin: I hope this teaches them a lesson about gambling… don’t do it.


(Property of Executor)