How to read every DJ’s Biography:

„He discovered electronic music at the age of...“
= He took his first pill at the age of ..

“ Experienced a classical musical education with a strong improvisational approach”
-had 1 keyboard lesson(45min) when he was 8 , too dumb to read a single note.

“ he quickly became an active part of the growing electronic music scene in..”
= dealing drugs

“ developed an innovative and unpredictable mixing style”
= can’t mix

“ He played at Festival XY , Xz , and many other big events”
= There were no more big events “

“ After the summer season he took a break from touring to concentrate on studio work”
= no gigs, got high in front of his laptop every day.

„After the massive success of his last single“
= Beatport Staff picks for one day“

„He took a creative break in the last year to gain new influences.“
= He went to prison 6 month for selling weed.

„He loves to create a journey for the audience where they can experience something special.“
= hopes the crowd is also tripping balls.

„ He loves to play barefoot to feel the vibrating energy of the floor.“
= owns no shoes

„Not denying his rock roots , he manages to carefully include his feeling for simple but strong melodies into the trance universe“
= accidentally discovered that you can play Metallicas„ Nothing else matters“ chords with one hand one the guitar (of his brother). now plays the same with a synthesizer guitar .

„ he always made sure to stay fully independent, so you won’t find his art on mainstream media as he believes in the power of the underground.“
= no record label even replied when he sent demos.

“his radical fashion statements spread a concious vibe which allows us to question our consumer behaviors and to re-evaluate the ignorance, how addicted we take some fashion dogmas for granted”
= lost his pants but found a single shoe! win!