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- >It's a pretty chill evening at your pad.
- >Everyone left you alone today.
- >Fucking ponies.
- >You kick your feet up on the table and watch some tv.
- >Holy shit pony tv sucks.
- >It's almost all reality shows.
- >Right in the middle of Dragon House, your door is kicked in.
- >Rainbow Dash, Lyra and Fluttershy all walk into your house.
- >They're wearing police uniforms complete with fake mustaches.
- "What the fuck do you three think you're doing?"
- >All of your little rapists are here.
- >Lyra begins putting yellow tape over your broken door, "this is a crime scene, stay back ponies!"
- >Rainbow Dash points a squirtgun at you, "don't you bucking move punk!"
- >Fluttershy approaches you slowly, "p-please don't move sir, we are the um, Boner Police and we're here to rub out c-crime."
- >Lyra looks over her her shoulder and whispers loudly, "and his dick, say his dick!"
- >"Oh yes and um, your hot monkey d-d-d-d-"
- >Rainbow Dash jumps on you.
- >You grab her face and push.
- "Get the fuck out!"
- >"We got a 5150 in progress!" Rainbow Dash pulls out a real taser and shocks you.
- >Your body spasms then goes limp.
- >The three stand above you, staring down with their ridiculous mustaches.
- >Lyra pulls out her baton, "good job team. Hand jobs all around."
- >Rainbow's wings are hard as rock, "I'm gonna make you make me squeal like a pig."
- >Fluttershy rubs your face, "another day r-raped thanks to the Boner Police."
- >You spend the rest of the night being tasered, handcuffed and batoned by three ponies wearing fake mustaches while they fuck you.
- >The next day you submit a report with the real police.
- >And are arrested for rape.
- +++BONER POLICE+++
- >Day drugs are cool in Equestria.
- >You've finally gotten your hands on some legit pony acid.
- >Hopefully the Boner Police™®© don't find out about this shit.
- >You've locked yourself away safely, ready to trip balls.
- >In the CMC's tree house.
- >You take the tab and wait.
- "No looking at your hands again and no looking in the mirror. Got this Anon."
- >It doesn't take long for the effects to come on.
- >You get up and walk over to the chair that's smiling at you.
- >"Hey Anon, I'm Chairman Roosevelt."
- "Pffff..."
- >"You should spin me! Spin me good!"
- >Why not?
- >You spin that chair.
- "Spin that chair."
- >Done spun it good.
- "Spun it good."
- >Suddenly the window explodes, making you scream and fall on the floor.
- >Fluttershy peaks through the window.
- >She's become a massive yellow tyrannosaurus.
- >You piss yourself and she looks at you with a giant eye, "ROA-R... I'm um, I'm a D-Dickasaurus. My sight is based on um, dicks. If that's o-okay with you."
- >You spend the next two days high as fuck, running away and screaming as Fluttershy chases you with a green box on her head all over town.
- >No one stops it.
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