ThermoPoop Material in Structural Applications

Introduction
This article is to serve as a practical reference to Fecal Structural
Rigidity and Volume Compression in Heated Extrusions.

ThermoPoop was originally founded by the first evolved mammal over 2.6
billion years ago after a late night run to Taco Bell. It was later
discovered that Taco Bell generated greater extrusion resolution at
lower temperatures resulting in superior extrusions to most market
competitors.

Basic ThermoPoop Extrusion
ThermoPoop is a heated low pressure extrusion taking place at roughly
98.6F through a circular extrusion die referred to as a sphincter.
Most extrusion dies are damaged after roughly 21 years of use due to
inappropriate use of foreign tooling marring the extrusion die's
surface. A 2"to 10" heated compression chamber is gradually loaded to
capacity over a period of roughly 12 hours to achieve maximum density.
The compression chamber can purge up to a 500" extrusion depending on
size of chamber and diameter of extrusion die's orifice. Careful
consideration needs to be paid to the expected length of extrusion and
diameter of aperture as the viscosity of the ThermoPoop material may
cause a catastrophic block. This block is referred to as the Ex-Lax
Effect.

Curing of ThermoPoop Post Extrusion
Extrusion yields a volume of ~95% of chamber due to the heated
compression. Due to this extrusion process a lighter, stronger
material is yielded versus shoveling cold Poop in to a mold. Most
extrusion process are immediately followed by a rinsing in a saline
solution contained in a ceramic crucible. This rinsing process
improves the ductility of the TermoPoop material allowing further
handling. To date few tests have been performed as to the saline
rinse's influence on the malleability of the ThermoPoop by qualified
scientists, though tests by aspiring scientists in the 2-5 year old
range have had promising results.

Alternative manufacturing processes are used by mammals living in
regions of colder ambient temperature wherein the ThermoPoop is
immediately annealed to form structural units. The structural rigidity
tests have been promising resulting in residential units over 10ft
tall. Researchers using these dwellings are commonly referred to as
"Hi Ppies". It is uncertain as to whether or not structural ThermoPoop
will be seen in mainstream construction due to structural defects
caused by corn.