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  1. * Siu lurches up from behind the chair. "D...Do... Did they pay me to fuck that bear?" She stumbles out the backdoor, and vomits noisly for several minutes.
  2. <Evelyn> "They paid you in hard liquor, Siu! It's on the table."
  3. * The_Black_Slammurai has quit (Ping timeout)
  4. <Evelyn> You are all bears now. Completely ordinary bears. It's mating season and Yumehoko is the only attractive male Bear. What do?
  5. * Clair continues hanging out with Ellison.  Glenda, Siu, and Evelyn can fight over Yumehoko.  Hooray for sure-win second-best!
  6. <Evelyn> also, Ellison is a cyborgbear.
  7. * Clair is okay with this.
  8. <Evelyn> Asmodai is also a bear.
  9. * Clair is tempted but Asmodai is over there.
  10. <Evelyn> Everyone is bears. In a city. in 2050. Some even wear armor. They're still perfectly ordinary bears, though.
  11. <Evelyn> press 1 to eat berries. Press 2 to find something to kill. Press 3 to try and shit in the living room.
  12. <Clair> 1
  13. <Evelyn> You eat berries. They are good berries.
  14. <Evelyn> press 1 to eat berries. Press 2 to find something to kill. Press 3 to try and shit in the living room.
  15. <Evelyn> press 4 to talk to customer support.
  16. <Clair> 1 until something changes.
  17. <Siu> 3
  18. <Evelyn> Roll for it.
  19. <Evelyn> DC 13 due to carpet.
  20. * Clair fattest bear.  Will hibernate all winter long.
  21. <Evelyn> Clairbear now has the runs, oh no.
  22. <Evelyn> Critical constipation. Well, uh. man, that sucks, eat more berries next time.
  23. <Evelyn> press 4 to talk to customer support.
  24. * Clair goes outside to shit, as this is her den now.  And you don't shit in your den, that's just gross.
  25. <Evelyn> Clair can add +1 to her bearology.
  26. <Evelyn> A wild deer appears.
  27. <Evelyn> press 0 to talk to customer support.
  28. * Clair now knows that cave-bears live in caves.  Is wisest bear.
  29. <Evelyn> Clair can roll 1d20 dc 20 to invent fire.
  30. * Blaxploitation (KingDerp@dong.castle) has joined #NeoDetroit
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