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  1. //Warning: Spoilers Ahead
  2. //Also play Milk Game which was mentioned in this game:
  3. //https://orteil.dashnet.org/igm/?g=qe3QE74B
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  8.  
  9. //Content Warings
  10. //This game has transphobia and nbphobia present in game text.
  11. Let's make a game!
  12. name:Literally Watch Paint Dry
  13. by:Rylie Eric (AgentRylie)
  14. desc:Watch Paint Dry Simulator</></><b>This game has content warnings that can be accessed in the game's code page at pastebin.com/tAh6iiCa or anywhere you found this game at. </></>This game isn't meant to be serious and/or accurate to my thoughts or feelings or to those related. Calm down.</b></></><b>Credits</>Everthing:</b> Rylie Eric / AgentRylie</></><b>Special thanks to</b><.>FragileFrenzy, sanjum2, Kyaat, and Balla G for some play testing.<.>Jordan Sunlight for the idea.</></>Discord Server: https://discord.gg/Xc5ETCRtVG</></>(Another) Sequel do be coming soon.
  15. created:2/16/2022
  16. updated:Idk
  17. version:1
  18. Settings
  19. background:https://file.garden/XSIm8ZidV1rvya38/PaintDry/background2.png
  20. no bulk particles
  21. Buttons
  22. *Watch
  23. name:Watch Paint Dry
  24. no tooltip
  25. on click:yield 1 hid
  26. on tick:if (Scene>=1) yield 1 Tick
  27. on click:yield (1+Friend+NewFriend+NewFriend) timewatched
  28. icon:https://file.garden/XSIm8ZidV1rvya38/PaintDry/paint%20dry.png
  29. class:bigButton hasFlares
  30. Resources
  31. *timewatched
  32. name:Seconds Spent Watching Paint Dry
  33. desc:Amazing content for streaming. People would watch anything. Even a snake.
  34. on click:yield 1 ahid
  35. *hid
  36. on tick:yield -(hid) hid
  37. hidden
  38. *ahid
  39. hidden
  40. *Scene
  41. on earn:lose (Tick) Tick
  42. hidden
  43. *Tick
  44. hidden
  45. //Intro
  46. on earn:if (Tick=3 and Scene=0) lose 1 Tick
  47. //New Friend
  48. // on earn:if (Tick=0 and Scene=1) log Friend: Hello friend.
  49. on earn:if (Tick=3 and Scene=1) log Friend: So you wanted me to watch paint dry right here?
  50. on earn:if (Tick=6 and Scene=1) log Friend: Sure will!
  51. on earn:if (Tick=9 and Scene=1) lose 1 Scene
  52. //Game
  53. // on earn:if (Tick=0 and Scene=2) log You: I'm gonna take a break and play a game.
  54. on earn:if (Tick=3 and Scene=2) log Friend: Oh, what game?
  55. on earn:if (Tick=6 and Scene=2) log You: Just a weird thing a friend made.
  56. on earn:if (Tick=9 and Scene=2) log Friend: Okay. Hmm...
  57. on earn:if (Tick=12 and Scene=2) log Friend: I feel like I've seen this before, but I can't put my finger on what it is.
  58. on earn:if (Tick=15 and Scene=2) log Friend: Anyway, the game seems to be decently weird regardless, but I do have a concern.
  59. on earn:if (Tick=18 and Scene=2) log You: I can send them over to the dev who is also my friend.
  60. on earn:if (Tick=21 and Scene=2) log Friend: Why is there a character with two pronouns?
  61. on earn:if (Tick=24 and Scene=2) log You: Does that matter?
  62. on earn:if (Tick=27 and Scene=2) log Friend: Yes it does.
  63. on earn:if (Tick=30 and Scene=2) log Friend: As you can see the developer(s) (Rylie Eric/Agentperson) is promoting ideas that shouldn't be positively promoted.
  64. on earn:if (Tick=33 and Scene=2) log You: You don't even know if it's even positive, though.
  65. on earn:if (Tick=36 and Scene=2) log Friend: I assume it is based on the character's job position as a director of the thing.
  66. on earn:if (Tick=39 and Scene=2) log Friend: Someone had to have hired her for the job, as directors aren't usually the highest position in these things.
  67. on earn:if (Tick=42 and Scene=2) log Friend: Judging by the game's bio section, I believe they knew very well about this person's requests on non cis-gendered characters.
  68. on earn:if (Tick=45 and Scene=2) log Friend: The develope-
  69. on earn:if (Tick=48 and Scene=2) log You: This wasn't a lesson on why people shouldn't be doing these things. It was about watching paint dry.
  70. on earn:if (Tick=51 and Scene=2) log Friend: ...
  71. on earn:if (Tick=54 and Scene=2) log Friend: I guess you're right.
  72. on earn:if (Tick=57 and Scene=2) lose 2 Scene
  73. //Single
  74. // on earn:if (Tick=3 and Scene=3) log You: It seems like the rest of my band finally decided when to release their new single.
  75. on earn:if (Tick=6 and Scene=3) log Friend: Oh, when is that?
  76. on earn:if (Tick=9 and Scene=3) log You: Right now.
  77. on earn:if (Tick=12 and Scene=3) log You: You see, it's about a...
  78. on earn:if (Tick=15 and Scene=3) log Friend: So, are you gonna tell me what it is or prehaps let me listen to it?
  79. on earn:if (Tick=18 and Scene=3) log You: I just remembered that you would of hated it.
  80. on earn:if (Tick=21 and Scene=3) log Friend: Why's that?
  81. on earn:if (Tick=24 and Scene=3) log You: It's about a non-cisgendered person.
  82. on earn:if (Tick=27 and Scene=3) log Friend: And who thought that was a great idea?
  83. on earn:if (Tick=30 and Scene=3) log You: Me. I wrote it.
  84. on earn:if (Tick=33 and Scene=3) log You: It's about someone else's experiences to describe my slightly different experience as transgender.
  85. on earn:if (Tick=36 and Scene=3) log Friend: ... As someone who hates your people, I feel obligated to tell you to fix yourself.
  86. on earn:if (Tick=39 and Scene=3) log You: No :)
  87. on earn:if (Tick=42 and Scene=3) log (Friend leaves)
  88. on earn:if (Tick=45 and Scene=3) lose 1 Friend
  89. on earn:if (Tick=46 and Scene=3) hide Friend
  90. on earn:if (Tick=48 and Scene=3) lose 3 Scene
  91. //New Friend
  92. // on earn:if (Tick=0 and Scene=4) log Other Friend: Hello. You wanted me to watch paint dry, right?
  93. on earn:if (Tick=3 and Scene=4) log Other Friend: Alright. I'll do it.
  94. on earn:if (Tick=6 and Scene=4) lose 4 Scene
  95.  
  96. //???
  97. // on earn:if (Tick=0 and Scene=5) log Other Friend: You know, we've been sitting here for a while now and we haven't said anything to each other.
  98. on earn:if (Tick=3 and Scene=5) log You: Well, I don't know what to say.
  99. on earn:if (Tick=6 and Scene=5) log Other Friend: You don't need to. Our friendship is at a point where it's not a huge requirement.
  100. on earn:if (Tick=9 and Scene=5) log Other Friend: I would of never expected to find someone like me so easily.
  101. on earn:if (Tick=12 and Scene=5) log Other Friend: There was a bit of relief when I found out you were pretty much the same.
  102. on earn:if (Tick=15 and Scene=5) log Other Friend: Even with everything that happened, including the terribleness that has become of our friend...
  103. on earn:if (Tick=18 and Scene=5) log Other Friend: Our friendship lasted for this long, and it'll continue to last.
  104. on earn:if (Tick=21 and Scene=5) log Other Friend: Jay, I'm not sure how insane I would be without you. Thank you.
  105. on earn:if (Tick=24 and Scene=5) log Jay: ... Thank you too.
  106. on earn:if (Tick=27 and Scene=5) log Other Friend: Anyway what kind of sane person would just casually watch paint dry.
  107. on earn:if (Tick=30 and Scene=5) log Jay: I'm not sure.
  108. on earn:if (Tick=33 and Scene=5) yield 1 Complete
  109. on earn:if (Tick=33 and Scene=5) log The End
  110. on earn:if (Tick=39 and Scene=5) lose 5 Scene
  111. on load:if (AWhy=1) log https://rylie-eric.itch.io/literally-watch-grass-grow
  112. Upgrades
  113. *Friend
  114. name:Get a Friend
  115. desc:Get a friend to watch paint dry with you.</></>Doubles click.
  116. cost:100 timewatched
  117. on earn:yield 1 Scene
  118. on earn:log Friend: Hello friend.
  119. icon:https://file.garden/XSIm8ZidV1rvya38/PaintDry/Blank.png
  120. *Chips
  121. name:Chips
  122. desc:Get some chips. It's gonna be a while.</></>Earns 20 seconds per second.
  123. passive:yield 20 timewatched
  124. cost:1000 timewatched
  125. req:1 Friend
  126. icon:https://file.garden/XSIm8ZidV1rvya38/PaintDry/chips.png
  127. *Soda
  128. name:Soda Cans
  129. desc:You need some caffine to stay awake and watch paint dry.</></>Earns 20 seconds per second.
  130. passive:yield 20 timewatched
  131. cost:3500 timewatched
  132. req:1 Chips
  133. icon:https://file.garden/XSIm8ZidV1rvya38/PaintDry/paint%20game.png
  134. *Game
  135. name:Play a game.
  136. desc:Play an online web game about getting milk because the protagonist is forced to by the game's narrator.</></>Story Item
  137. cost:5000 timewatched
  138. on earn:yield 5000 timewatched
  139. req:5000 timewatched and Scene=0
  140. on earn:yield 2 Scene
  141. on earn:log You: I'm gonna take a break and play a game.
  142. *Chair
  143. name:Bean Bag Chairs
  144. desc:The ground isn't really the best sit for long periods of time.</></>Earns 30 seconds per second.
  145. passive:yield 30 timewatched
  146. cost:10000 timewatched
  147. req:1 Soda
  148. icon:https://file.garden/XSIm8ZidV1rvya38/PaintDry/bean%20bag%20chair.png
  149. *NEWSINGLE|Single
  150. name:NEW SINGLE
  151. desc:Listen about the time a trans boy did a thing.</></>Story Item
  152. cost:15000 timewatched
  153. on earn:yield 15000 timewatched
  154. req:12500 timewatched and 1 Game and Scene=0
  155. on earn:yield 3 Scene
  156. on earn:log You: It seems like the rest of my band finally decided when to release their new single.
  157. *Flipphone
  158. name:Flip Phone
  159. desc:You don't need to leave anymore. Just watch paint dry.</></>Earns 40 seconds per second.
  160. passive:yield 40 timewatched
  161. cost:20000 timewatched
  162. req:1 Chair
  163. icon:https://file.garden/XSIm8ZidV1rvya38/PaintDry/flip.png
  164. *NewFriend
  165. name:Get a New friend
  166. desc:Screw your old one.</></>Triples click.
  167. passive:yield 20 timewatched
  168. cost:360 timewatched
  169. req:NEWSINGLE and Scene=0
  170. on earn:yield 4 Scene
  171. on earn:log Other Friend: Hello. You wanted me to watch paint dry, right?
  172. icon:https://file.garden/XSIm8ZidV1rvya38/PaintDry/Blank.png
  173. *End
  174. name:???
  175. desc:Story Item
  176. cost:28000 timewatched
  177. on earn:yield 28000 timewatched
  178. req:Flipphone and NewFriend and Scene=0
  179. on earn:yield 5 Scene
  180. on earn:log Other Friend: You know, we've been sitting here for a while now and we haven't said anything to each other.
  181. *AchievementThing
  182. name:Buy For An Achievement
  183. cost:43200 timewatched
  184. on earn:yield 43200 timewatched
  185. req:Scene=0 and 40000 timewatched
  186. on earn:yield A12
  187. Achievements
  188. *Complete
  189. name:Completed
  190. desc:This had to end at some point, I got better things to make.
  191. req:33 Tick and 5 Scene
  192. *AAuto
  193. name:Autoclicker
  194. desc:Yes.
  195. req:30 hid:max
  196. on earn:log Amazing cheating.
  197. *AWrongOne
  198. name:Wrong Button
  199. desc:You know there's a big button on the left side of the screen, right?
  200. req:100 ahid
  201. *A12
  202. name:12 hours
  203. desc:The game has already ended (at least it would be if you played normally) so I would like an explanation on why you're still watching. I guessing you're going to click the "Seconds watched Paint Dry" next, are you?
  204. *AWhy
  205. name:Welp...
  206. desc:You already seen the entire game already, besides some achivements that are secrets. What else do you want me to say? How this one magical girl anime came back to haunt my own creative ideas? What gender the characters here are? What day World Anti-Milk Day is? (It's a made-up holiday that I thought of and it's on the 24th of December) Why you should listen to Songs From The Moons (with an s)? Seriously, I got nothing. But thanks for playing this stupid game I made in three days with a long hiatus between two of the days.
  207. req:1 AAuto and 1 AWrongOne and 1 A12
  208.  
  209. Layout
  210. *main
  211. contains:buttons, log
  212. *buttons
  213. contains:Buttons
  214. *buildings
  215. contains:Resources, Buildings, Upgrades
  216. header:Things
  217. tooltip origin:left
  218. *log
  219. contains:Log
  220.  
  221. CSS
  222. #game
  223. {
  224. background:cornflowerblue;
  225. color:white;
  226. }
  227. .box
  228. {
  229. text-align:center;
  230. padding:0px;
  231. box-shadow:none;
  232. border:1px solid rgba(0,0,0,0.9);
  233. }
  234.  
  235. .thing,.box-header,.box-footer,.box-bit
  236. {
  237. background:#39f;
  238. box-shadow:0px 0px 4px rgba(0,0,0,0.2),1px 1px 2px rgba(0,0,0,0.5),0px 0px 4px rgba(255,255,255,0.5) inset;
  239. border-radius:8px;
  240. }
  241. .box-bit{border-radius:20px;}
  242.  
  243. .box-header
  244. {
  245. border-bottom-left-radius:20px;
  246. border-bottom-right-radius:20px;
  247. margin-bottom:4px;
  248. }
  249. .box-footer
  250. {
  251. border-top-left-radius:20px;
  252. border-top-right-radius:20px;
  253. margin-top:4px;
  254. }
  255.  
  256. #box-main
  257. {
  258. top:0px;
  259. bottom:0px;
  260. overflow:hidden;
  261. width:80%;
  262. position:absolute;
  263. }
  264. #box-buttons
  265. {
  266. top:0px;
  267. right:0px;
  268. left:0px;
  269. height:50%;
  270. position:absolute;
  271. }
  272.  
  273. #box-log
  274. {
  275. height:50%;
  276. top:50%;
  277. overflow:hidden;
  278. width:100%;
  279. position:absolute;
  280. background:rgba(204,204,255,0.5);
  281. }
  282. #log
  283. {
  284. background-color: #151524;
  285. vertical-align:text-top;
  286. color:#fff;
  287. border: none;
  288. outline-style: solid;
  289. outline-color: #fff;
  290. outline-width: 3px;
  291. outline-offset: 3px;
  292. }
  293. #logInner .message
  294. {
  295. border-style: solid;
  296. border-top-width:1px;
  297. border-color: #fff;
  298. font-family: courier new;
  299. padding:5px;
  300. padding-left: 64px;
  301. height:64px;
  302. background-repeat:no-repeat;
  303. margin-left: -3px;
  304. }
  305. #logInner .message.friend
  306. {
  307. background-image: url(https://file.garden/XSIm8ZidV1rvya38/AICC/IceCream/V.%20Ice%20Cream.png);
  308. color: #3F4E7C;
  309. }
  310.  
  311. #box-buildings
  312. {
  313. top:0px;
  314. bottom:0px;
  315. width:20%;
  316. right:0%;
  317. overflow-x:hidden;
  318. overflow-y:scroll;
  319. padding-bottom:48px;/* this is to accommodate the info and settings buttons */
  320. position:absolute;
  321. }
  322.  
  323. #box-buildings{background:linear-gradient(to right,rgba(0,0,0,0) 0%,rgba(0,0,0,0.25) 20%);}
  324.  
  325. #bulkDisplay{margin:-11px 24px 4px 24px;}
  326.  
  327.  
  328. .thing
  329. {
  330. display:inline-block;
  331. padding:0px;
  332. margin:2px;
  333. cursor:pointer;
  334. }
  335. .thing:hover,.thing.lit
  336. {
  337. background:#6cf;
  338. }
  339. .thing.cantAfford
  340. {
  341. opacity:0.65;
  342. }
  343. .upgrade.cantAfford
  344. {
  345. box-shadow:0px 0px 4px #39f;
  346. border-radius:8px;
  347. }
  348. .upgrade.cantAfford:hover
  349. {
  350. box-shadow:0px 0px 4px #6cf;
  351. }
  352. .upgrade.owned,.achiev.owned
  353. {
  354. background:#6cf;
  355. }
  356. .thing-text,.thing-costs{font-weight:bold;}
  357.  
  358. .building
  359. {
  360. border-top-left-radius:20px;
  361. border-bottom-left-radius:20px;
  362. display:block;
  363. margin-right:0px;
  364. font-size:14px;
  365. }
  366.  
  367. #game.filtersOn .thing-icon{filter:drop-shadow(3px 3px 1px rgba(0,0,0,0.5));}
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