Chapter 57

Keisuke downed the drink as fast as possible, then took no time to continue laughing right afterwards.

"How can you save face right after that fall? Hahahaha! That was priceless."

Taiyagi groaned in disgust at his underclassman's crass outburst.

"Pretend you didn't see that."

Tomboy-kun swirls the can of lemon flavored mixture in his hand around.

"Thank you, Cringe-kun."

As he beamed with a smile, his acquaintance beamed with anger as he pulled on his ear.

"What did I say about you calling me that? It's bad enough that my sister, your friends, and that damnable mole rat call me that, but you, ya little troublemaker!?"

Keisuke flails his arms as he gives up, almost spilling the remainder of his soda.

"Ok, ok. Leggo! Uncle! Sowwy. Jeez..."

As Tomboy-kun clutches his lobe in pain, the two look onward as numerous students are talking.

"Hey old timer?"

"Don't call me that, either. It's not "old timer", it's Motonoya-sempai. What is it?"

"We're looking for my wallet today, right?"

"The moment school ends, as President Tenchan said. Why?"

"If one of you finds it before I do, don't look in it."

A sinister smile crosses over Cringe-Kun's face.

"Heh, what's this? He doesn't want people to see his wallet? Perhaps could it be the photo a half naked girl inside?"

Keichan sulked into the side of the greenhouse.

"Shut up..."

Cringe-kun kept belting out speculations of what secret Tomboy-kun was hiding from him, however. A few other students looked on as he was being loud enough to cause a scene.

"Oooh, your girlfriend? What does she look like? I say, good sir, this could be grounds for contraband!"

Keisuke lunged at him in an aggressive, but brief fit of rage.

"SHUT UP!"

The two were pulling on each other's ears until they both crashed to the ground.

This causes them both to laugh hysterically.

After they calm down from their laughter, Cringe-kun hands him a bento box.

"Speaking of my sister, she made some excess salmon this morning. As for yours, throw it out. I wouldn't even feed that crime against life you were eating to that bastard."

Cringe-kun gets up as Tomboy-kun eyes the box of five star envy.

"Eat up. Lunchtime is almost over. Oh, and bring that back to me after school. Lates."