Turnabout Badd Fixed

MYM 19: The Beast, Samus Aran, Isaac, Mimikyu, Celica
MYM 18: Chibi Robo, Dunban, Ekko, Kristoph, Jasper, Diancie, Allen O'Neil, Sproink, Overlord Laharl, Ranger-M
MYM 17: Triforce Heroes, Captain Toad, Abnes, L'Belle, Mr. Badd, Shovel Knight, Shadow the Hedgehog, Barney, Groudon, Octoling

We cut to a typical episode of Barney the dinosaur doing the I love you, you love me song. Shadow the Hedgehog comes in out of nowhere and starts shooting up the child actors of several different racial ethnicities because he is edgy and because this is very obviously what Maria wanted. He goes to rip the mask off of Barney the dinosaur's costume, but fails because it is real. Barney uses his stupid ability from his moveset to take out a stop sign to stop Shadow dead in his tracks. Shadow wonders if this is some form of chaos control, but manages to catch up to Barney and kill him. Upon looting Barney's corpse, Shadow doesn't find the damn fourth chaos emerald he is looking for.

Abnes and her brigade of doggo cops arrive to try to stop Shadow. While he tries to shoot them, their goopy nature means that the bullets do nothing. He grabs Abnes and uses her as a hostage, but the dogoo cops are able to pry her from his grasp and take Shadow away in handcuffs. Abnes goes to charge Shadow with sexual harasssment and says she will see him in court.

Kristoph Gavin is seen in a detention center, ready to apply for the position of defense attorney for Ranger-M in the case of the mass murder of Celica, Laharl,  Isaac, and Octoling. Ranger-M refuses Kristoph because his methods aren't generic enough, enraging Kristoph. He pounds the detention desk, causing some nearby dogoo cops to levitate up into the air somehow, before they come up and take him away. Shadow gets brought into the detention center as Kristoph is about to be taken out and witnesses this before immediately deciding that he wants Kristoph to represent him in court. The Dogoo cops, confused, let him go, before Shadow explains that only Kristoph could "understand" his actions.

In preparation for the trial, Kristoph fabricates evidence that L'Belle was the one who sexually harassed Abnes rather than Shadow, planting some of his perfume at the crime scene. L'Belle's lawyer, The Beast, goes out of his way to prove that the perfume is fake, but L'Belle's love of his own perfume has him insist that it is real as he sprays it everywhere. While L'Belle has no alibi, Beast attempts to prove that he could not have possibly sexually harassed Abnes due to his sexual orientation. L'Belle does not confirm or deny his sexuality, but says he would never touch an "ugly peasant" like Abnes. While Abnes is offended, when she finally testifies she confirms she has never even seen L'Belle before, throwing Kristoph's "brilliant" plan out the window.

Kristoph attempts to use the insanity defense for Shadow, claiming that Maria doesn't exist and that these voices are all in Shadow's head. This infuriates Shadow and he says Kristoph has no proof of this, before Kristoph uses an X-ray to showcase that Shadow is an android made by Robotnik and not even the real Shadow anyway, with his memories of Maria only implanated by Robotnik. Shadow doesn't know what to think of this startling revelation, but Kristoph says that as an android, Shadow has no sexual drive and cannot have possibly sexually harassed Abnes.

After this display, Shadow is let off the hook and declared not guilty. Kristoph walks out of the building with the Shadow android before going into an alley and tosing it into a dumpster as he deactivates him. He gives a call to the real Shadow on his phone and explains the results of the trial, which pleases him. Shadow still is unaware of how Kristoph managed to make him and the android swap places during the trial given his chaos emeralds were confiscasted. Kristoph explains that he made use of Ekko's time reversal powers in order to make the switch, and that he apparently has enough dirt on Ekko that had to do what he says. Considering Ekko to be a loose end to the whole scenario, Kristoph sends out Shadow to kill Ekko.

When Shadow finds Ekko, he is feeding 0-10 to an AD Dr. Mundo in lane, and decides to leave well enough alone. Ekko insists to his teammate, Dunban, that they have the late game, but the fact that Dunban's mechanic means he is only overpowered at the start of a match prompts him to call Dunban a noob feeder and tells Shadow to "report him". Shadow doesn't know what to report him for, but just goes back to Kristoph and reports Ekko as dead.

Kristoph wants Shadow to help him find the chaos emeralds so that he can destroy the world to kill Zak Gramarye, his ultimate rival, since he doesn't know where he is. Kristoph says L'Belle owns the first chaos emerald and sends him to L'Belle's perfume processing plant. Here, it is revealed that the perfume is powered by Diancie's crystals and that live Carbinks are sent into the juicer to produce the perfume. The operation line is operated by tiny Chibi Robo slaves, and Diancie is hooked up to a generator powered by the chaos emerald and is unable to escape due to its power. Shovel Knight is chained to the floor and is forced to dig up more crystals to be used as power sources. Shadow easily defeats the Chibi Robos given they're so tiny, but the Beast, who works for L'Belle for some reason, shows up to defend the Chaos Emerald. When asked why he works for L'Belle, Beast says that L'Belle is secretly working with Mr. Badd who is secretly working with Magneto and that he is going to use him to expose Magneto for the villain he is. Beast is ultimately defeated, but in the chaos Diancie is freed. Diancie is thankful to Shadow for freeing her and kills The Beast for him.

L'Belle shows up in person and tells Diancie to get back into the machine or else he'll gas the room with enough perfume to kill everybody. Shadow says that this will kill L'Belle as well, but L'Belle says that it doesn't affect people with superior taste in beauty such as himself. Shadow just uses the chaos emerald to use chaos control and escape, while L'Belle gasses and kills Diancie, destroying the only thing that could make him more perfume. Shovel Knight manages to bury himself underground to hide from the gas.

Shadow tells Kristoph about what Beast said, thinking that Mr. Badd and Magneto may be leads on getting the other Chaos Emeralds. Seeing as Abnes is a member of Mr. Badd's group, the seven sages, Kristoph decides to get to Badd through Abnes. Kristoph offers to be Abnes' defense attorney for any future sexual harassment cases, pointing to his previous case as evidence for why he'd be useful, in order to get her to hire him. Kristoph gets into a meeting between the seven sages, though none of them besides Anonydeath, Mr. Badd, and Abnes can make it. They discuss their plans for world domination, revealing Mr. Badd already has the other six chaos emeralds and that they will use them to power Mr. Badd's mech, but Anonydeath says that his chaos emerald was stolen from him, outraging Mr. Badd and having him execute Anonydeath on the spot. Anonydeath escapes, but Kristoph, knowing that the only person who had a chaos emerald stolen from him recently was L'Belle, reveals Anonydeath's identity as L'Belle in order to gain more trust from Mr. Badd.

L'Belle gets out of his Anonydeath mecha suit back at his perfume factory, but is gunned down by a team of mercenaries hired by Mr. Badd, consisting of Allen O'Neil, Jasper, and Samus Aran. Jasper instantly charges at L'Belle with her instant dashing attack with zero lag, but misses and continues instantly dashing attack until she rams into a wall, KOing herself. Allen and Samus take in L'Belle alone, as it just means they won't have to split the bounty on L'Belle with Jasper anyway. Shovel Knight manages to burst out from underground, just now deciding it is safe after the room was gassed with perfume. L'Belle says he will free him from his chains if he defends him and goes to run behind him, but is killed by a Samus charge shot before he gets there. Shovel Knight begs to be released, but all Allen will give him is the sweet release of death given he's apparently now somehow an "accomplice" of L'Belle despite being his slave.

Kristoph, now fully trusted by Mr. Badd, manages to get into the room with the six chaos emeralds with Mr. Badd. Kristoph asks how he intends to use the chaos emeralds to take over the world for Badd to reveal that he actually intends to use its power to revive his daughters in human form given they were turned into fish people things. Kristoph tells Shadow to kidnap the fish daughters later, outraging Mr. Badd, though still not implicating Kristoph. Mr. Badd sends out some very successful and financially popular creatures from the most recent company he has acquired, the Pokemon company, and sends out Groudon to defeat Shadow. Shadow rushes up to Mr. Badd to steal one of his other pokeballs, which contains Kyogre, which causes them to kill each other off and make them stop fighting Shadow.

Mr. Badd, annoyed, sends out the "ultimate corporate pokemon", "Pikachu." When he releases the Pokeball, what's inside is revealed to be a Mimikyu. Even Shadow knows what a Pikachu is and says that Mimikyu isn't a Pikachu. Mr. Badd says that this is the modern version in the 7th generation, created to be mass marketed according to consumer demand. Mr. Badd says that while cute, it is edgy enough to appeal to people like Shadow also. Shadow laughs and says that Mimikyu is just in a cheap tacky costume. Mr. Badd insists that he would never make anything "cheap" and to look for himself. Upon taking off Mimikyu's disguise, Shadow curls up into a ball in the fetal position and is traumatized, claiming that the horrors of what was underneath the disguise was too edgy even for him.

Kristoph, who was present at Mr. Badd's side the entire time, facepalms at Shadow lacking the edge to view such a sight, as he was able to stare dierctly at Mimikyu with no effect whatsoever due to just being that damn edgy. Allen and Samus come back with L'Belle's corpse, but no chaos emerald. Shadow doesn't have it on him either, which causes Mr. Badd to be enraged. Mr. Badd forcefully interrogates Shadow to figure out about his allegiance to Kristoph and the whereabouts of his daughters before Shadow is executed by Allen. Kristoph is forced to tell Badd about the locations of the daughters and emerald, but seeing as they are in a safe with a combination only Kristoph knows, he has to be kept alive for the time being.

Upon going to Kristoph's hideout, it is revealed that Sproink is on guard to defend the safe. Badd orders Kristoph to order Sproink to stand down, but considering the fact that Sproink has already been paid, he is too stupid to obey. Kristoph reveals that this is why he hired Sproink, his stupidity, for just such a scenario, because he is totally a master planner and it was very possible for him to foresee this and predict Sproink's behavior in this manner. Sproink fights Allen and Samus with his pot lids somehow able to block gunfire easily due to him being such an overpowered moveset. meanwhile Badd makes his way over to the safe with a gun to Kristoph's head and forces him to input the combination to the safe.

Upon inputting it, Mr. Badd combines the effects of the chaos emeralds to try to revive his daughters on the spot. The chaos emeralds only grant super forms and don't have the abstract powers to revive people, not that Mr. Badd knows that, causing his daughters to form into giant evil super fish. Mr. Badd's daughters enact their revenge on Mr. Badd for turning them into fish people, beating the shit out of him. Mr. Badd's daughters have a discussion amongst themselves of if they should really kill him given he was very sorry for what he did and tried to be a good "father". They have a long heartfelt discussion with Mr. Badd where they learn to forgive him, but at the end of the discussion the rings of the fish daughters run out, causing the chaos emeralds to respawn again. Mr. Badd is crying tears of happiness and is too inept to notice Kristoph taking his chance to seize the chaos emeralds, causing Kristoph to go full anime villain and kill the Badd family on the spot, using his levitation powers to throw them into the sun with the amplified power of the chaos emeralds.

Not wanting to waste any time on killing Allen, Sproink, and Samus before his rings run out, Kristoph frantically searches through the universe at breakneck speed to try to find Zak Gramarye so he can kill him. Kristoph manages to find him just barely in time and grabs him by the neck before going into a villianous monologue about how terrible of a character Zak is, but runs out of rings before finishing it because he is a highly competent villain. Zak doesn't even remember who Kristoph is and just blinks, puzzled, before casually knocking him out with a single punch. Zak then goes back to what he was doing, having sex with Iris, Phoenix's old girlfriend.