LHMG Bios

Name: Leonard Castello

Age: 28

Gender: Male

Sexuality: I... love... BOOBIES...

Fav. Color: Red

Fav. Series: Gunsmoke

Fav. Movie: Unforgiven

Fav. Videogame: 'scuse me? A veed-eh-oh-what?

Fav. Book: All literature is good so long as you just skim it.

Fav. Dish: Anything cooked on a good ole fire in the wild.

Fav. Beverage: Whiskey.

Fav. Musician: Any classic o' the west 'll do.

Fav. Song: POP GOES THE WEASEL. I.. I mean.. Yeah, that's actually what I mean.

Fav. Bias: Clint Eastwood

Fav. Website: Pardon? What?

Fighting style: Bullseye- My shots always hit where I want 'em to hit. And that's period.

Physical description: Short, brown, slick hair combed back slightly. A clean-shaven face with a single, tiny scar under the eye.  Leonard's eyes are grey with a jolly spark of insanity in them. He's 189 cm tall, weighing at 82 kg.

Attire: A good ole cowboy outfit- Brow leather slacks, brown leather cowboy boots with rose details, a white shirt with thin, vertical red stripes, a leather vest-jacket and a cowboy hat. He wears a belt with a snake head buckle. On said belt he has a holster for his .357 Colt Python. The lunatic also has a Winchester Model 1873 rifle on his back, but he doesn't use it as often.

Demeanor: A complete nutjob, paranoid of furniture and anything he doesn't understand. Do NOT introduce technology to him. No matter that he may already know of it, further information about it will convince him that said item is actually haunted.
Overall, polite and ever so slightly flirty.



Name: Hank Lijon

Age: 21

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Heterosexual.

Fav. Color: White

Fav. Series: Game of Thrones

Fav. Movie: Pitch Black.

Fav. Videogame: Dominions.

Fav. Book: American Psycho

Fav. Dish: Chicken. Spicy.

Fav. Beverage: Vodka Martini.

Fav. Musician: Jeff Williams.

Fav. Song: Red Like Roses II

Fav. Bias: Lord Baelish.

Fav. Website: 4chan.org (/b/ and /k/)

Fighting style: Light 'em up: Hank prefers long-range or medium-range combat, using guns (especially rifles), flamethrowers and his own abilities, specifically his ability to create flames from his hands. Previously having several flame types, hank is now left with only white flames, capable of leaving nothing but rose petals from the target.
Hank is also skilled in wielding bladed weapons, but mostly uses his fists.
He has a fucking mech. How awesome is that?

Physical description: Some-what short, rarely combed hair. A beard that's now a goatee. All of said hair is black. Hank has light blue eyes. He's 180 cm tall and weighs 76 kg.

Attire: Hank, who had given up his jacket to Gacko who would proceeded to, in Hank's words, violate it, wears a white shirt, white leather jacket and a pair of blue jeans, accompanied by Adidas sneakers.

Demeanor: Well, not quite the most intelligent individual... But still smart and skilled enough to maintain a giant robot and stuff. He's gone through a lot of shit and would prefer not to go through much more anytime soon, but knowing Gacko...
He has recently gone quite bitchy, constantly bugged and tested by the CP/TP (Creepypasta/Tattoopasta) clan.



Name: Morspallidum (Known on Earth as Deathghoul, bringer of death, rebuilder of an empire, conqueror of realms, God of plague and chaos!)

Age: OOOOOOOLLLLLLLLDDDDDD. Not even kidding, he's, like, over 5 billion years old.

Gender: Genderless, but takes a male human form.

Sexuality: Asexual towards humans. Or generally everything other than his own, long-gone race.

Fav. Color: Black.

Fav. Series: None.

Fav. Movie: None.

Fav. Videogame: None.

Fav. Book: The book of the damned/dead.

Fav. Dish: None.

Fav. Beverage: None.

Fav. Musician: THE SCREAMS OF DYING ENEMIES.

Fav. Bias: DEATH/THE GRIM REAPER/ THE COLLECTOR OF SOULS/ ORIGINAL BRINGER OF DEATH.

Fav. Website: None.

Fighting style: Shadow combat/Tentacle coolness- Flips, dashes and tricks in the air, combines with 12 tentacles going everywhere and cutting, whipping and slashing at the opponents = deadly. 8 Tentacles extend from the back of his human form and two from each arm.
His original form... Don't mess with that goop.

Physical description: Morspallidum has two main forms, meaning two descriptions-

Human: A young, tall and slim man. He possesses two black orbs, resembling bug eyes. His hair is kept messily, locks going in rnadom directions, even though the hair itself is short. Morspallidum in this form stands 197 cm tall and weighs only 45 kg.

Original: A large mass of eyeballs, tentacles and goop. Ladies- he's not taken. eue

Attire: The human form wears a plain, beige low-collar, long-sleeve shirt and a pair of black jeans. The shirt has two rows of four holes in the back for the tentacles.

Demeanor: The most evil, vile, horrendous being in the known universes... And everyone likes him. Whether it's his loner lifestyle, bad-ass characteristics, deep life philosophy or the fact that he has tentacles, hating Mors is difficult for anyone he hasn't directly tried to slaughter.




Name: Gacko Flame

Age: Well... 5 years as a tattoo, 5 years as a lizard and a little while as a human. So... Theoretically he's 11. Actually, 10. But the body and mind fits more to someone in his early 20's.

Gender: Genderfluid.

Sexuality: Everything.

Fav. Color: Yellow.

Fav. Series: RWBY.

Fav. Movie: The man from Nowhere

Fav. Videogame: RWBY: Grim eclipse.

Fav. Book: Princess Ai.

Fav. Dish: French fries with pork chops.

Fav. Beverage: Strawberry sunrise. No ice. Ooh, and one of those little umbrellas!

Fav. Musician: thelonelyisland

Fav. Song: Dick in a box.

Fav. Bias: Yang Xiao Long.

Fav. Website: Roosterteeth.com

Fighting style: Up close and personal- Gacko likes to get messy and punch people. He just does. He possesses a somewhat similar ability to that of Hank, except that his fire is bright orange and has little ranged capabilities. The flames have a powerful blast force, but leave no burn marks/scratches/ETC.

On top of that, Gacko has been given engineering, tailoring and hairdressing abilities, resulting in designing weapons and items fitting to the character. This includes seemingly impossible, fictional weaponry, but the cosplaying lizard still prefers unarmed/fist combat.

Physical description: Gacko's got bright blond hair he doesn't plan on cutting, instead re-arranging them depending on the costume he decides to wear. The previously-lizard individual has eyes more similar to reptiles than humans, bearing bright-orange irises and stretched pupils.

Attire: Gacko is a cosplayer, everyone! He wears something every different every day, not quite caring for the gender, or for that matter, species of the character he decides to look like. He is most often seen dressed as a male version of his main idol- Yang. He, ignoring Hank's objections, even wears the short-shorts of said character. So fab tho.

Demeanor: Bright, happy and sun-shiny, almost always bearing a smile, even during bloody combat or epic drama. That is, unless you really piss him off... Or touch the hair... Gacko has basically picked up Yang's characteristics. Hm.