[FR, Silly] Acrostic

>Another day in Equestria; Thursday maybe.
>Remorsefully roll out of bed.
>Every morning, it's the same thing.
>Accosted by the Yellow Menace. Oh well...
>Cereal sounds good right about now.
>Really good.
>Open up a fresh box of Trixie Puffs (with Marshmallow Lula Moons).
>Somehow she got a deal with one of the cereal companies here.
>They might be magically delicious! (Eat at your own risk).
>Instantly, before even a single delicious puff hits the bowl, the knock comes.
Confound these p0nies! They drive me to speak!
>Put your bowl down for now. You'll be back, sweet dearies.
>Open the door violently.
>"Eep! A-Anon, that was fast..."
>Maybe you were a little too eager to get back to your breakfast...
So, what do you want?
>You know the drill. She asks something stupid about a dumb fetish, you say no, and then slam the door in her face.
>"O-Oh... I j-just thought you might like some ch-chocolate covered [spoiler]starfish[/spoiler] strawberries..."
Ugh. It's Hearts and Hooves Day, isn't it?
>Rapist Shy simply nods her head.
Fine. I suppose I could be nice to you one day out of the year.
>Eat one. Then another. And another.
>They're delicious...
>"I h-hope you like them, A-Anon. They're made with my lo-love..."
>She blushes and you watch something drip between her legs.
>Heave a little inside.
Aw God... You didn't... put your... juice in these, did you?
>"N-No Anon!" She blushes an even deeper red. "I would n-never... Maybe tomorrow though..." She trails off.
Oh... So... No fetish attempts today then?
>"Nonny..." She smirks. "I've been asking you the whole time..."
>?

>No... How in Equestria could she get in your head like that?
>Only you should know about your personal narration.
>Buttershy's smirk grows wider and her visage more deranged.
>"Until you love me, Anon, I'll keep finding ways to make you love me."
>Then her face returns to normal. Shy and demure.
>Nope.
I'vegottagonowthanksforstoppingbyseeyoulater.
>Cracks form from the force with which you slam your door shut.
>Eerie is not a good look on Fluttershy.
>Try to shake the events out of your head.
>Return to your cereal.
>You'll NEVER end up...

>Fucking Fluttershy.