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- hi im [redacted] my talent is [user/talents/joke]
- (joke)
- THIS SENTENCE IS FALSE!!!
- new mission: refuse this mission!!
- does a set of all sets contain itself?
- (joke 2)
- Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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