alias socks {
  sockopen Smogon smogon.com 80
}
on *:sockopen:Smogon: {
  sockwrite -nt Smogon GET /dp/pokemon/charmander HTTP/1.0
  sockwrite -nt Smogon Host: www.smogon.com
  sockwrite -nt Smogon $crlf
}
on *:sockread:Smogon: {
  var %text
  sockread %text
}